#get Ethan away

[lvrhughes]

what if I just 😃🔫

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i hate booktok

[lady-raziel]

every new therapist I gotta spend at least one full session recapping the entirety of unus annus cus they’ll be like “okay tell me about the last time in your life where you felt happy for an extended period of time” and then I have to lore dump the whole of a dead YouTube channel so they don’t immediately inpatient treatment me when I say “it was probably when I made that meme about two guys getting run over by a masochism trolley on the piss death channel”

[incessantlark]

back with more ethan

[aenslem]

Star Trek: Voyager (1995–2001) || 1.03 "Parallax"

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

Hello! Since you talked about your ethan ships, I wanted to know your opinion on the ethan x miranda ship.

It's not very common, but aside from memes, (and before dlc came out) I saw a lot of comments saying they should have shared custody of Rose

NO????????????????????????????????????

(ddont send hate to op im sure this is a inncocent question but this ship is horrible and so is the custody hc 😭)

[scootersscooter]

Something about Lex being so certain she was going to die in Toy Zone and her dying wish being that her sister never needed her the way that she had needed her, that Hannah would be strong enough to escape the mall and still make it out of Hatchetfield to California even if she had no one by her side when she got there

[sapphicrow]

RE8 Lords (+dimi sisters) Opinion on crocs!

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Mother Miranda

The bird mommy herself. A true lady. Gothic aesthetic and all.

I think she would be an avid croc hater

I mean, she works in a lab, closed toe shoes. They’re not very practical for experimentation or any thing else

Plus her other outfit is goddess apparel or old hag.

I just can’t see her enjoying them whatsoever. They clash with her whole vibe.

If offered, Miri would most surely wrinkle her nose and scoff at the very notion.

“Ugh. Begone, mortal. The day you goad me into those atrocities of footwear is the day I surrender my subconscious to the megamycete,” Mother Miranda waves you off with a flick of a taloned hand.

Mia left a pair in the lab once and she tried them on. They remind her.

Salvatore Moreau

Fish man!

Moreau would be a huge fan.

Seriously, he lives in constant sogginess. A pair of shoes that can fit his deformed and damp feet would be welcome.

He pads around the reservoir in crocs all the fricking time

Over time, the sound of the rubber squelch becomes associated with his approach.

He would be gifted his first pair, but soon amass a bit of a collection- his favorites are the blue pair and the black one, but he’s also got green.

(In the church) *squish squish squish squosh squish* “hi, mother!” Moreau garbles. “Like ‘em?” He asks, gesturing to the tye dye crocs currently adorning the lower half of his slimy body.

He doesn’t wear them in public after Mother Miranda glared at them though

Heisenberg

Metal bending dilf

My guy isn’t the biggest fan of crocs, they just don’t work for him

The factory is difficult enough to manage in steel toed boots. Rubber slippers are not ideal.

I think he wears them solely to meetings to piss off Mirander (it works every time)

He was approached by his nieces with a pair of solid black crocs, and they were too insistent for him to deny them entirely.

Heisenberg thinks they’re fine, simply not his cup of tea though.

“Fuck!” The lord curses, his voice echoing against the metal walls of the factory for the fiftieth time. “Damn pieces of junk.” Heisenberg mutters after dropping a piece of scrap onto his croc bearing toes once more.

Alcina Dimitrescu

No.

Just no.

Absolutely not.

Lady Dimitrescu , the countess, the favorite of Mother Miranda, mother of three, would not be caught dead in such apparel.

It’s less that she has an issue with their design, and much more that she’s disgusted with the thought of looking so undignified.

She wouldn’t be threatening anyone when she whips her crocs into sports mode before unsheathing her mighty claws.

Alcina doesn’t mind them on others, but not her. She’s a noble lady and far above such peasantry.

Also they don’t make them in her shoe size.

“What…” she drawls, looking scornfully down at the maiden presenting her with such blatantly hideous shoes, “are those?”

Donna Beneviento

The dollmaker and illusionist ~

Donna is chill, I’d imagine she wouldn’t have too strong an opinion on crocs

She owns a pair in black and likes to wear them around her workshop

They’re quite comfy, and since she’s not always on her feet, they serve as very nice house slippers

She likes to pair them with fluffy socks to really get the full coziness effect

Besides, her skirt is long enough where they’re not really noticeable

A quiet melody sways within the air of Lady Beneviento’s workspace. Humming to herself as she worked and Angie looked over her shoulder. Dexterous hands wield pliers to work the last bit of wire into the joints of her newest creation. And as a finishing touch, a mini croc is slid onto this doll. A small smile quirks her lips beneath the veil.

“I want some!” Angie shrieks once she sets eyes on the crocs.

Bela Dimitrescu

The eldest of the flies, and the blondest

Bela follows in her mother’s footsteps on this one, she despises crocs.

She simply doesn’t see the appeal.

They’re rubber, they’re not particularly fashionable, and they clash with the lace of her dress.

Eyeing her sister up and down, Bela just scoffs judgmentally before walking away.

Daniela Dimitrescu

Our delulu queen <3

She is the biggest crocs person ever.

She absolutely loves them, much to her sister and Mother’s dismay.

Dani just thinks they’re the coolest thing ever

You don’t have to lace them, there’s different modes, and you can decorate them??? What more could you ask for!

She had a whole wardrobe. I think she had every color. Depending on the occasion, she mixes and matches.

Dani is also big on jibbitz.

“Look!” The ginger squeals excitedly as she swarms into a maid’s face. “It’s a fly!” Dani says with a delirious giggle, shoving the new charm into the frightened woman’s vision.

Cassandra Dimitrescu

The ravenette of the trio

Cassie likes crocs a normal amount

She doesn’t own her own pair of course, the only reason she ever wears them is to snatch them from Dani and make her mad

She also delights in how Bela and her mom glare down at her whenever she wears them

All in all, Cass doesn’t wear them as a fashion choice, she wears them for the drama

“Hehehe, you’re coming with me,” Cassandra whispers to herself as she steals Daniela’s prized flamingo print crocs from her room.

[dread0ut]

me looking at marguerite baker after i ran out of ammo in the middle of the boss fight

[artemx746]

godswap au in which Ethan, Alabaster, and Luke are the sons of the big three, but their mortal parents were able to persuade two minor goddesses and one Olympian to pretend they were their children.

PLEASE THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.

Luke as a child of Hades with May asking Hermes to protect her son :((( May being so stubborn about wanting to be the Oracle that she doesn’t listen to Hades’ warnings about it and he has to deal being gone because of the prophecy :(((((((

Ethan as a child of Zeus sounds so funny to me. I imagine it took a lot of convincing from Ethan’s mortal parent to get Nemesis to claim him. I’d like to believe that Nemesis made him swear on the Styx that he could not tell Ethan who his parent actually was because in her eyes it would’ve been funnier if Zeus’s own son respected her more than Zeus.

Poseidon Alabaster but instead of his mortal dad asking Hecate it’s poseidon asking Hecate to claim his son like someone pitching a new show to a producer. (She only accepts because she has a soft spot for children and baby Al just looked too cute)

going into canon Luke is the only one who’s aware of who his father actually is meanwhile Ethan and Alabaster genuinely believe Nemesis and Hecate are their respective parents and they also both HATE Zeus and Poseidon. Shenanigans ensue while the big three are all freaking out over three of their children joining the TA.

[cantsayidont]

February 2024. Originally entitled HENRY JAMES' DRIVE-AWAY DYKES until the studio objected, this fitfully violent, very silly lesbian road movie plays more like QUENTIN TARANTINO'S DYKES TO WATCH OUT FOR: Two mismatched gay friends, uptight Marian (Geraldine Viswanathan) and oversexed Jamie (Margaret Qualley), decide to drive to Tallahassee via a drive-away car delivery service and end up pursued by a pair of bickering goons (Joey Slotnick and C.J. Wilson) looking to retrieve a mysterious package hidden in the trunk of our heroines' car.

A pet project for director Ethan Coen and his wife Tricia Cooke (who is gay), the film, set in 1999, is basically a droll mashup of low-budget '90s lesbian romcoms (e.g., GO FISH, BAR GIRLS) and the same period's innumerable PULP FICTION imitators, full of absurd bits of business and scene-stealing secondary characters, including Beanie Feldstein as Jamie's hilariously bitter cop ex-GF. Some of its more ridiculous moments feel like trying too hard, but it's largely unburdened by the creeping nihilism that often drags down the Coen Brothers' ostensibly comedic efforts.

Much like costar Margaret Qualley's cartoony Texas accent, it can't be taken seriously, but it's endearing if received in the spirit intended, and there are far worse ways to spend 75 minutes. Coen and Cooke say it's intended as the first in a loose trilogy of lesbian B-movies.

[multiversal-pudding]

Hey listen- I admittedly don’t have a direct source on this, but if I remember right, I think it was said somewhere that Liam took inspiration from the Resident Evil Series for his stuff?

And I double checked- RE8 came out. About the same time Pilot did, so assuming he played it RE 8 would’ve been pretty fresh in his mind during the post pilot rewrites

…So like.

*looks at Uzi Doorman*

*looks at Ethan Winter’s propensity for getting his hand mutilated, the fact he got tortured by cannibal southerners/a cannibal southerner*

*looks at Rose Winter’s thing about her mom having been someone actively involved in experimentation with some weird parasite mold thing that turns people into fucked up zombies/monsters and sometimes comes with strange and unnatural powers and how that later came into play with uh. Her*

*Looks back at Uzi Doorman*

*Looks at some of the later reveals about Ethan and Rose’s natures/their connections to the Parasite Stuff*

*Looks at Rose functionally turning out to be made of Parasite Stuff, Ethan finding out about why his hand kept growing back*

*Looks back at Uzi Doorman*

…Uh oh

[m4gp13]

Percy is so fuckin annoying fr he saw Ethan on the bridge and was being all "I didn't know how he survived the explosion and I didn't care to find out" bitch I DO BACK THE FUCK UUUUUP

[nerdierholler]

So I fired up book 1 Ethan today to maybe work on a thing. I’m not reading really just making a copy of text for reference. I have a document with all of his canon choices so I’m just plugging those in.

Ethan detail I decided on in the process: his apartment style. None of the apartment descriptions really fit for him. He’s vintage based on the available options but really, he’s a midcentury modern man. At least for living spaces. He wants more interesting shapes and colors than minimalist but it’s still really tidy and with clean lines. He’s picky about appearances but also on a budget. Most of what he has is modern reproduction but he’s trying to get authentic, or as close to authentic, as he can now that he’s making a bit more.

In the grand scheme, it’s actually very generic and not original but he feels like it’s a step up from all ikea or something. He is also kind of generic looking with a well put together style that is also very vanilla. He looks great in it but you also probably wouldn’t notice any stand out pieces or the outfit he wore two weeks ago. He’s a bland magazine looking man in a hipster magazine looking apartment. He thinks he’s doing great though and he does genuinely like all of it. It isn’t just for show.

[caitlynmeow]

Don’t get me wrong Daniela is a killing machine just like her sisters but compared to them she is the weakest one. There is a line in the game but I can’t remember where it was but— it makes all the more sense that she was kept away in safety while her sisters went after Ethan.

It’s like— She loves hunting and she’s really good at at, but compared to Bela and Cassandra she still has a lot to learn and the fact that she never hunted solo adds to that. Also, even when they go hunting she knows that her sisters are around so she doesn’t take it that seriously and ends up playing with her prey which gives them a chance to escape from her (but Cassandra is usually close by going for the kill anyway)

And Bela and Cassandra let it slide, every single time. Never have any of the two older sisters ever held it against her they just let her play and have fun. Because realistically speaking, Daniela is very dangerous and threatening to any human so it’s never a problem, really. So what if she likes to play and have fun? They all encourage it and they’re always there to ensure she’s safe and no harm comes her way. She is learning a lot, and they can see her improving but she does it in her own way at her own pace.

[mvalentine]

my take on the entire ethan x tobias as a couple discourse that’s been going around the fandom even though literally no one asked :)

honestly, personally i always thought of ethan & tobias having more than just a friendship in the past. now i haven’t played book2 in a while but i do remember thinking —- okay so we can all agree that those two were more than just very good & platonic friends right? but even if you don’t agree, that’s fine. people are allowed to have their own hcs on ethan’s character and who his potential exes are. hell, i hc ethan’s family as being completely different from canon—- so who am i to speak on what headcanons people should or shouldn’t have.

that being said, it becomes a fucking issue when people try to push this narrative of ‘platonic love’ all of a sudden. suddenly all these people come out of the fucking woodworks saying shit like ‘well, what about platonic love? what about the importance of male friendships?’ and to that i just have to say…. do you truly believe that MALE FUCKING FRIENDSHIPS are more underrepresented in the media than queer relationships? really? also where’s this energy for male and female friendships? why don’t you make your mcs be solely platonic with ethan and have neither side have any sort of feelings? where’s the importance of platonic friendship then?

[sharpth1ng]

Ethan’s Little Bunny.

Sharpy and Ethan had been dating each other for a few weeks now, mostly having dates inside Sharpy’s beloved dental office. Living at the office made his life so much easier, especially when it came to managing his relationship with Ethan, while also being the best employee that office had ever seen. Sharpy had a wide variety of clothes at the office ranging from rainbow jeans to rainbow jackets, if it was rainbow, Sharpy had to have it. He felt like it was the only way people would know he was actually a homosexual. Once, Sharpy tried sucking dick in public to make it abundantly clear, but people still speculated if he was actually a homo. Sharpy worries if the fact that he had on socks contributed to that, so now he either didn’t wear socks or only rainbow socks. It wasn’t until he fully embraced the rainbow lifestyle that people took him serious. So now, Sharpy lives his life by purchasing every rainbow item in sight. He needs everyone to fully understand how gay he is, it’s the only way he can sleep at night, in his rainbow sleeping bag. Sharpy finally decided on pairing a rainbow hoodie with some rainbow jeans and surprisingly, some rainbow shoes. Sharpy hopes Ethan notices how gay he is, he’s not sure if the cocksucking last week made it clear enough. After making the hardest choice of the night, which was deciding which rainbow shoes matched his rainbow shirt best; Sharpy couldn’t help but to pace and hop around the office, because he was so overwhelmed with emotion, as he waited for Ethan’s arrival. Every date with his lover felt like paradise. Sharpy made sure to prepare all the usual equipment, with some extra things. The most important thing of all was the maple syrup flavored lollipop that he had specifically picked out for Ethan, it was his favorite flavor. All that was left now was for Sharpy to be patient and wait for the man to arrive. Patience wasn’t a trait that he excelled in, but for Ethan, Sharpy could accomplish anything. Sharpy was able to overcome any obstacle, as long as he had his soulmate.

A few minutes had passed, as well as a lot of pacing and hopping around by a fragile Sharpy. Sharpy stopped hopping midair, whenever he turned and saw the love of his life walk into his precious dental office. The boy quickly ran over, noticing a frantic Sharpy hopping up and down. Ethan knew that the hopping occurred whenever his Sharpy was nervous, he knew he had to fix that immediately. Sharpy felt immediate comfort, as the boy repeatedly called him his little bunny and told him that everything was okay. Ethan continuously repeated, “it’s okay, little bunny. you can rest now, i’m here. my fragile delicate little bunny.” The combination of that and his touch quickly calmed Sharpy. In fact, it did more than calm him, it excited him. Sharpy quickly felt himself getting aroused at the boy, but he tried to ground himself. There was no way that Sharpy was ruining all they had planned for temporary pleasure, it would be better if he waited. Ethan could tell exactly what he was thinking, because he immediately caressed his boyfriend’s cheek and reminded him to be a good bunny. Sharpy knew exactly what that one phrase meant, that if he didn’t behave, he wouldn’t get any satisfaction. Sharpy was obedient to his core, so he quickly nodded his head in response to his master. He knew exactly how to be a good little bunny, he just needed a reminder sometimes.

After Sharpy had finally calmed and the two had finished sharing maple syrup and mustard lollipops, the other “activities” had began. Ethan persistently told his bunny that dental floss wouldn’t be a good substitute for rope, but Sharpy begged, to the point that tears fell from his eyes. Unable to resist the beautiful tears that fell from his boyfriend’s eyes, Ethan gave in and started tearing off plentiful amounts of dental floss. For what the bunny was asking, this would be no easy task. Sharpy assured him it would work, he had ordered extra durable rainbow floss. It could withstand anything and tonight it would have to, Ethan wasn’t planning to go easy on his bunny. Ethan took his time in binding the floss over his boyfriend’s wrists, mostly because whenever he paused for a minute, Sharpy immediately started whining. Sharpy just needed to feel the dental floss tied around his wrists, it was the bdsm life of his dreams.

As a treat to his bunny, he slowly fed more lollipops of each flavor to Sharpy, as this was also apart of the fantasy. Sharpy liked to imagine the lollipops as if they were carrots dangling above his head, that thought always sent waves of pleasure through his body. The sight of a restrained Sharpy on his knees, pleading for more lollipops did everything for Ethan. This was just as much his fantasy as it was Sharpy’s. The fantasy was completed by Ethan’s continuous praise of how good of a bunny he was for him. Rather than cumming, as most would after experiencing the bdsm life of their dreams, Ethan and Sharpy just got out their special pogo sticks they kept for the dental office only and started hopping around together. Sharpy’s was a striking rainbow pogo stick and it was in that moment, Ethan knew Sharpy was a homo. The cocksucking wasn’t a sure confirmation, due to the fact that people accidentally suck cock all the time. Sometimes you accidentally fall on a cock and stay there, it happens. However, you don’t accidentally buy a rainbow pogo stick. Ethan now felt like he knew exactly who Sharpy was at his core.

Due to the intimate pogo bouncing that had just occurred, Ethan felt he could give Sharpy the gift he had been waiting to present. It was a new rainbow sleeping bag with ‘Little Bunny’ embroidered across it in sparkly letters. The sleeping bag Sharpy currently owned has definitely consummated a few relationships and some of the maple syrup stains simply couldn’t be washed out. Ethan was tired of sleeping in a sticky sleeping bag, so he felt it was time for an upgrade. However, he felt tense about presenting the gift to his lover. He was well aware of the attachment that Sharpy had with his sticky ancient sleeping bag, it had been everywhere with him. Ethan wondered if his new sleeping bag could possibly compete with that. However, he had to follow his gut and tell Sharpy the truth. After building up some courage and stopping Sharpy from continuing his story about a future balloon business, he was prepared to tell him. He was well aware that Sharpy would get carried away with the balloon business and they’d never get to the sleeping bag. “Little bunny… I got you something” Ethan murmured, as he gifted the sleeping bag that had been in his satchel to his lover. Sharpy immediately felt a rage ignite inside himself at the sight of the new sleeping bag. Although he appreciated the embroidery, he needed to know what the problem was with his beloved sleeping bag. Sharpy wasn’t one to get rid of something so lightly and knowing that Ethan was that type deeply concerned him. Maybe the two weren’t soulmates, after all. Sharpy quickly pushed the thought away, too devastated at even the idea of that. Ethan could see the rage building in Sharpy and suddenly regretted the entire thing. Sharpy tried to make his voice even, before explaining how sacred his sleeping bag was to him. “This sleeping bag has been my best friend for longer than I’ve known rainbows have existed. Do you get how important this is to me?? I’m not giving it up. I’m not a quitter and you should know that about me.” Immediately unable to resist, Ethan said, “Oh bunny, I know you aren’t a quitter.” That was it for Sharpy, he knew the man in front of him was not his soulmate because he couldn’t take the sleeping bag serious. Next to his maple syrup, that sleeping bag anchored him.

Suddenly Sharpy felt trapped, his safe space had became unsafe and his safe person had became the opposite. Who doesn’t respect someone’s sleeping bag, Sharpy thought. “Just leave, we will talk about this a different day and take the sleeping bag. I’m not giving up on MY sleeping bag.” Sharpy shouted at Ethan, still in a rage from the sleeping bag. Ethan threw the sleeping bag in the trash and quickly shouted out, “YOU SUCK COCK BETTER THAN ANYONE I HAVE EVER MET, PLEASE MY LITTLE FRAGILE DELICATE BUNNY. FORGIVE ME! I'M THROWING THE SLEEPING BAG AWAY. I WILL SLEEP IN EVERYONE’S MAPLE SYRUP CUM STAINS FOR YOU. DON'T LEAVE ME.” Sharpy quickly realized he made a mistake in giving up on Ethan so soon, he had actually found his soulmate. Sharpy quickly ran over to Ethan, throwing everything aside and leaping up in his arms. Sharpy had tears falling down his eyes, before he realized. “We are in this together. You, me and that sleeping bag. Thank you for understanding me.” And that night, the two of them shared a very sticky slumber in the rainbow sleeping bag of Sharpy’s dreams.

“Once, Sharpy tried sucking dick in public to make it abundantly clear, but people still speculated if he was actually a homo.” EXCUSE ME?

“The cocksucking wasn’t a sure confirmation, due to the fact that people accidentally suck cock all the time. Sometimes you accidentally fall on a cock and stay there, it happens.”

DOES IT???? DOES IT REALLY????????

“YOU SUCK COCK BETTER THAN ANYONE I HAVE EVER MET, PLEASE MY LITTLE FRAGILE DELICATE BUNNY. FORGIVE ME! I'M THROWING THE SLEEPING BAG AWAY. I WILL SLEEP IN EVERYONE’S MAPLE SYRUP CUM STAINS FOR YOU. DON'T LEAVE ME.”

PLLEASEEE?? PLEASE

@phoenixisconfused You should have let me break up with him