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#get a hug or something i get her so so much i get u gurl im so sorry u gotta go through this
slymanner · 5 months
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God dude these two scenes and how roxie moves hurt my heart so so bad 🥹
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it's like a mix of anger, feral, emotional breakdown, and complete sadness that just fucks me up soooo fucking bad.
it's like she's a pet who got abandoned by their owner but they see them again after years of sadness and depression of them being gone and leaving them like that and all that anger and sadness just manifest's into one bundle of emotion's towards them they cannot control.
roxie baby ur gonna be okay u deserve better :[
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baekhvuns · 7 months
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I almost thought I forgot to send you an ask, dw abt the timing tho. it happens to me a lot 😭 I forget if I had done something and then i question it?
IKR HIS WHOLE PERSONALITY IRKS ME SO MUCH BUT THEN HIS FACE?? HIS FACEEEE!!! 😩😩 he's such a hypocrite honestly, and each time he makes a dumb fucking decision I want to punch him in the face so bad!! BUT THEN I RMR THT ONE CHAPTER WHERE NAVIER'S HAVING A FLASHBACK TO WHEN THEY WERE KIDS AND- 😭 I CANT-
Bcz...this just got too real? 🫣
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NO STOP STOP ITTTT HWA TURNS INTO A PANTHER 😭😭😭 IM READY TO BE THE TARZAN!!
U GIVE ME THINGS TO GUSH OVER EVERY DAMN TIME! BCZ WDYM INTIMIDATING CEO X FAKE DATING AUS OH IM SO READY 😭
😒 don't even talk abt tht selfish piece of shit, I hate her. The audacity she has, like she literally just said "there's not a woman in the whole world that wouldn't sulk if his lover is spending time with another woman." 😃 miss girl YOU are the OTHER WOMAN! He is spending time with his WIFE! On her BIRTHDAY. Jail. I want to see her in jail. I'm glad Heinrey knows the kinda person she is, he and the empress are the only ones putting her in her place. Like it annoys me so damn much how she cries over every damn thing, idc whatever shit she went thru, it didn't give her any right to become a homewrecker. And soveishu is dumb enough. And navier?
....she's. Etheral. How to be her? How to hv a man like hers? How to be bold like her? How to BE NAVIER??
OMG GURL YES I READ IT 😭 I CANT BELIEVE SOVEISHU KISSED NAVIER'S NECK?!?!?!?! 😭 IM- IDK THT MAKES ME LIKE HIM MORE DESPITE HIS SHITTY ATTITUDE?? WHAT DO I DO 😭 but respectfully, he should fuck off....you lost the chance man. You lost her. No Bcz what does he want frm navier??? Does he think she has a heart of stone? As if she doesn't hv feelings??? He gets all riled up if she even talks with some other guy and look at him, going out with a strange girl he has no idea who tf she even is.
I'm telling you rashta is the downfall of the empire. Girl I'm telling ya, if I see a strange woman running to hug my man like tht..id throw hands idc what my status would be, I would THROW HANDS. (On both, my man, and the girl) Navier is so strong. BWAHAHAHAHA AND HIS GUTS TO SAY "IM A GOOD MAN" 😭🤚 STOPH- HES THE MOST DELULU PERSON EVER! Rashta is like that one annoying cousin. LIKE SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO WEAR THE SAME DRESS AS NAVIER?!?!? FASION POLICE- YOU GOTTA ARREST HER! BCZ THT IS PLAGIARISM 😭
WTF WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKK??? SHES PREGNANT 😭😭😭😭 (tbh I bet the emperor thinks, a baby is made if you hold hands) GURL IM GONNA FAINT FRM ALL THE DRAMA THAT UNFOLDS IN EVERY CHAPTER NOOOOOO NAVIER!! I WOULD HV CRIED I WOULD HV- I WOULD HV COLLAPSED AND STARTED TO WEEP SHES SO STRONG!! 😭😭
LESGOOO MY SHIP IS SAILING!! I WONDER WHEN THE DIVORCE EP WILL COME!! OH COME ON NOW IM FALLING FOR DUKE KAUFFMAN 🤧
NO WAY HE DRANK THE LOVE POTION AND DISTRACTED SOVEISHU 😭😭😭 IM DYING- :0 he punched him
I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him, I'm really gonna kill him I HATE HIM SO MUCH! NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS A CHARACTER MADE MY BLOOD BOIL THIS BAD!
Navier no...the potion has worn off, Duke Kaufmann likes you 😭
OHMYGOD KOSAIR IS HERE HES HERE AHHH SO PROTECTIVE 😭😭 NO I GET IT WHY U LIKE HIM! DOUBLE EMPRESS?!?! 😭 *Searches on Google:- how to be an empress?*
No way you fell asleep on the stairs...was it Bcz it was comfortable or you were just too tired to walk till your bed? 😭 (OMG I WROTE THIS THINKING YOU WROTE "I FELL ASLEEP ON THE STAIRS" AND I WAS LIKE ?!?! WHAT- I READ IT WRONG 😭😭 but this is so funny so I kept it in the ask, i cn be so silly sometimes)
NO WAY DROP THE NAME OF THE MOVIE! controversial? I'm questioning my tastes-
Ikr it's so wholesome and cute, the last episode ended on sung ho offering haebom to drink with him, man I'm totally up for everything that's coming next, Bcz haebom, is already in love and he might not realize it yet, Bcz the way he blushes EVERYTIME he sees sung ho. LIKE WHEN HE DROPPED HIM AT THE DAYCARE CENTRE HE THOUGHT "DID WE JUST LOOK LIKE A COUPLE RN??" NOW TELL ME THIS MF DOESN'T THINK ABT IT ALL THE TIME 😭😭 dw I'll update you once the new episode comes.
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow AND I DONT WANNA GO TO UNI I wanna fall in love with someone IM SO LOVESICK 🤧
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LMFAOOOO 😭😭
RIGHT??? SOMETIMES I GENUINELY FEEL BAD FOR HIM BUT THHEN HE DOES SOMETHING AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD LIKE U DESERVE RASHTA ATP like he looks like hwa and it makes me feel bad but then he ABSOLUTELY DESERVES IT 😭
please stop. im in a public setting this picture to picture comparison is taking me out pls don’t let me do this bc i have this draft where the reader is an undercover empress and san’s a thief w heinry’s personality
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LMFAOOOO NOT TARZAAN FBKWDHKW
A VERY INTIMIDATING CEO (YSL PERSONA) X HIS PRIV SECRETARY WHO WAS HIS JUNIOR IN UNI FBWMDJWKDJKW WRAPPED INTO FAKE DATING ANON DO NOT DO THIS RN
no srs as much of a goof heinry is he is quick to check someone like rashta or whoever disrespects navier like that,,,, rashta needs to go to jail esp for what she did to that maid???? gOD 😭😭😭 ITS ON SIGHT WITH HER AND THE WAY SHES COPYING NAVIERS STYLE AND HAIR ?????? CRYING honestly soveishu puts her in place sometimes and it makes me feel so good omg i just spoiled it for u
NAVIER IS THE PERSONA OF ELEGANCE !!! THE EMPRESS, ur asking the right questions bc when will fate put us under her fate 😭😭
NO SERIOUSLY AND HE MADE HER CRY LIKE ??? AND THEN ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM AGAIN AND BE THE MOTHER OF RASHTAS KID ???? BOY???? THATS NOT EVEN UR KID THQKDHWK NO LITERALLY PLAGIARISM WHERE U AT 🔫🔫🔫 DIVORCE EP WILL HAPPEN!!!!! HEINRY TREATS HER SO WELL GETS HER BLUSHING AND SHIT TOO 😭😭😭😭
duke kaufman is so 🥰☺️🥰 id be w him ngl very mingi coded
DUDE KOSAIR IS SO 😩😩😩 WHYS NAVIERS ENTIRE FAMILY SO PRETTY
NO LMFAOOO THIS IS SO CUTE FHWJD 😭😭😭 I FELL ON THE STAIRS LIKE GOING UP THE STAIRS did not fall asleep but i was transferring from my couch (where i slept on) to my room and i thought the platform of the stairs was there and i took a step and boom im collapsing <3 my eyes were closed yes bc i have this thing that if i open them while i transfer my sleep will vanish <3
omg ok it’s a 2006 bollywood movie w srk in it, it was extremely controversial bc of the concept but i think if it were released today it would’ve gotten a better reaction nonetheless
“DID WE JUST LOOK LIKE A COUPLE RN???” STOP IT. STOP IT. WEVE REACHED THE MOMENT OF REALIZATIONS !!!!!
manifesting a ceo who does ur taxes and handles everything for u <3
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citrustan · 2 years
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Okay before I get in to the whole discussion about this chapter I wanted to say amazing job!!! I have my notifs on for your account and I squealed when I saw you posted hehehe
Secondly!!!!! I’ve been reading everyone’s asks as well as your answers and I gotta say I am so conflicted with this one 🥴 on one hand I’m glad jungkook had that convo with Yuna because it is showing his progress to realizing the whole situation at hand and putting up the appropriate boundaries, because I think you mentioned earlier that he wasn’t all that aware of how seriously yuna’s actions were affecting oc.
On the other hand… (sorry in advance to lovefool jungkook I swear I don’t hate u) there’s a few instances throughout the story where it feels like jungkook (and taehyung) are definitely aware that yuna is being mean/inappropriate/passive aggressive or just straight up aggressive, even before jungkook and oc were a thing, and they either didn’t speak up and say anything, or they took a different approach and appeased her like she was an angry toddler hahaha
1. The bit where Yuna started going off about jungkook wanting to drive oc home after the party and she starts cutting off everyone trying to reason with her and she even says something to oc like “aren’t you used to public transport anyway” 💀😭😭 like Gurl damn ok first of all what’s wrong with public transport 😭 but ya before anyone can call her out for her pretty obviously rude behaviour, taehyung kinda swoops in there and says he’ll drive the oc home so that yuna wouldn’t stomp her feet any more
2. The part where yuna is like “are you that happy to see me?” After noticing jungkook’s boner lmaooo and he realizes this is awkward because he gets clearly flustered but he again doesn’t say anything!! He sort of brushes it off by thinking well it’s not my fault that she’s joking about it. No sir it’s not your fault but it is your responsibility to not let people think it’s fine to flirt and make sexual jokes if u have a gf!!!! especially if said gf is in the room hahaha
3. I think there’s a part in one of the chapters but I can’t find it I’m so sorry, but it’s something about how yuna’s behaviour gets excused and she gets a pass because she’s the “childhood best friend”, which gives me the impression that her circle of friends know that her behaviour is somewhat unacceptable, otherwise what would they be giving her a pass for?
4. And then obviously the bit where he wants to hug and comfort yuna after she said some pretty despicable things about his girlfriend lolol idk man at that point if I was jungkook and it was quickly becoming clear that my best friend isn’t the person that they’ve made themselves out to be, my actions towards them would change equally quickly and the last thing I’d feel the urge to do is comfort them after they’ve spewed horrible shit about someone I love, I’d be like mf explain yourself!!!!!
So these things combined with the fact that he mentions that he knows that Yuna has never been a fan of any of his girlfriends, and that she displays “catty behaviour” towards others is like.. how could someone not see the writing is clearly on the wall u know? I’m honestly not sure because I can only speak from my POV and I personally am very attuned to peoples behaviours and feelings so I think I would notice right away especially if someone was saying all those things to my partner, who I naturally feel more protective of than anyone else!! And also it’s not like Yuna is sneaky with her comments, she pretty much says these things in front of jungkook and other people, so it just makes him seem like a bit of a coconut head that he was so oblivious to not only his friends behaviour but his girlfriend’s (who he knows is somewhat more shy and sensitive than other people he’s met) feelings? So idk idkkkk I can definitely see why people are frustrated with him at the moment but I don’t think he is a lost cause yet!!! I think he’ll have to do some serious explaining and apologizing with oc and put up non negotiable boundaries with Yuna if he wants to have a healthy relationship with oc!!
Bruh I also can’t forget to mention!!!! Because I was skimming through the chapters trying to find the parts I was thinking of I stumbled upon this bit and I screameddddd!! From Yuna’s POV: “She doesn't like your face and your hair. She hates your makeup and clothes and thinks the way you present yourself is unauthentic. The way you act all coy around people, around her friends.” Oh the irony ☠️☠️☠️The way like a day later she shows up looking like the oc to try and get jungkook to feel sympathetic to her 😭
Anyway at the end of the day I know it’s all fictional and I hope you don’t feel like I am bashing your writing in any way!!! I honestly think it’s super fun to discuss this with everyone because the topic at hand is something that people have strong opinions towards and it’s interesting to see how everyone looks at it differently!!! Much love to youuuu 💖
OK! You make fair points! I'm glad you caught on to the irony lmao
I've tried to make him a little oblivious in the story and we don't really get to see what he's actually thinking.
Thank you for keeping the notifs on 😳 that's so personal 😳 also yEAH I'm shocked people have such diverse reactions to it but I guess once you put up a piece of work, it's open to all interpretation and it doesn't belong to me anymore!
I'm just getting used to this idea lol as you can see, I've had a somewhat hard time adjusting dbdhd but god I am genuinely so, so grateful for ALL the responses.
thank you so much! (ᗒᗩᗕ)
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vammppyre · 6 months
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LOKI S2 FINALE REACTION
cuz ik this is gonna be Bat Shit Insane
I am SO EXCITEDDDD
ok here we go
THE INTRO IS EPIC
OMG THE TIMING AHHH
WHYD HE STILL LET TIMELY SPAGHETTIFY???????
is that like the furthest back he can go or something????
nvm hes just struggling (fair, hes watching someone spaghettify over and over again)
DUDE JUST TELL THEM YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIME TRAVEL
the model scene again is sending me omg
AGAIN. TELL THEM THE TIME SLIPPING WAS TIME TRAVEL
tell them tell them tell them you're driving me insane loki, GIVE THEM AN EXPLANATION PLEASE BBY
omg he knows all the weak spots on the suit omg
HE SMARTTTTTT
mobius confusedddd
HE SO SMART NOW
YAYYYYY TIMELY
she's so brave! she's well-behaved! she is not afraidddddd!!!
CMONNNN TIMELYYY YOU GOT THISSSS
HOOF IT HOOF IT HOOF IT
centuriessss omg hes been going through it im gonna cry thinking about it holy shit. all for his friends. I love him so much
WIZARDDDD
NOOO THE READINGS WHATS HAPPENING
shittt no the pruning has to happen doesn't it....
oh god
is he gonna have to go back to before the end of s1?
HE IS WHO REMAINS NOW ISNT HEEEEEEEEEE
HE WHO REMAINS (rip) WAS RIGHT ITS GOTTA BE LOKI
hug mobius hug mobius hug mobius before they all die again please please please
I WAS RIGHT HES BACKKKKKKKK BOIIII
AHHAHAHAHHA THIS MEANS NO MORE CANON SYLKI KISS AHHAHAHAHAH
tell her u time traveled tell her you time traveled tell her you time traveled tell her you've time traveled tell her you've time traveled tell her you've time traveled TELL HER YOUVE TIME TRAVLED
HOLYSHIT THIS IS HOW HE WHO REMAINED REMAINED IN THE FIRST PLACE ITS GOTTA BEEEEE
HAHAHH BOTH OF THEM STOPPING HER IN THE ELEVATOR THIS IS GOLDEN
no way is he actually going to have to kill her?
FROZEN IN TIMEEE HELL YEAH
omg YESSSSS HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT
IM GOING INSANE
WHERE DID HE PUT HER LMFAOOOO
omg this actually means he doesnt kiss Sylvie ever again lmfaooo. gay ass (affectionate)
"this is a lot for you" lmfaoooo "lmk when you're ready to have a conversation"
OOOOOH BACK ATTEM
omg the first "idk what happens after this" was a SETUPPPPPP HOLYSHITTTTT IM SCREAMINGGGGGG
is he EVER gonna tell mobius/the gang. I feel like if he would've told them in one of his retries they would've showed us
it just occurred to me none of season two happened to ANYONE but loki holyshit
the actual concept of the end of time is still crazyyy to me like my little peabrain can't comprehend
NOOOO IS HE ACTUALLY GONNA KILL HER
OMG HES GOING BACK FURTHER!!!!!!
omg omg omg pre all of his relationships hes barely gonna have his friends hes gonna have to reform all the relationships
HES BLOWING MOBIUS'S MINDDDDD HES GONNA HAVE TO BREAK HIS MINDSET AGAIN PLEASE LET THEM HAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BACK
I just know hes so happy to talk to mobius again hes spent probably weeks months years at the citadel at the end of time
more burden than glory omgomgomg
MOBIUS WAS THE ONE WHO HESITATED sobbing
no nO WHY WHY WHY WHAT WHAT WHAT
HES BACK IN THE PRESENT???
WHATTTT
OMG HE STOPPED IT FULLY
HE PULLED SYLVIE OUTSIDE TIME!!!
at least hes finally telling somebody
NOOO HES GONNA HAVE TO KILL HER :(
don't fucking make them kiss AGAIN istg
babes hes spent CENTURIES reliving shit please gurl
okokokokokokok!!!
hes just chilling with them (in slow-mo? can't tell)
NOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT
boy if you die everything does dont do it
slutty hair flip here we go
IWHATWHATWHAT
OMGOMGOMG COSTUMINGGG COSTUMINGGGGG YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ok that's creepy looking asf
WHOAAAAAAAAA
OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
im gonna start sobbing
YESSS SIT ON THAT THRONE
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMGOMGOMG
YGDRASSIL OH MY GOD OH M Y GOD
THE TREE OF FUCKING TIME!!!
mobius :(
im actually sobbing right now :(((
lmfao they pruned Ravenna
GET GOT LOL
DON :(
MOBIUS AND SYLVIEEEE
LOKIIIIIIIII
glorious purpose. sobbing. sobbing.
its rly good this just means its really over.
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tomhollandisabae · 3 years
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Hi! I LOVE your blog! Can I request a Billy Russo fic where he sees her having fun with an old friend (he doesn’t know it!) and he gets jealous and possessive?? Maybe some fun smut ensues…
No worries though, you don’t have to write it if you don’t want to!
- Butterfly
thank u for ur request luv!❤️
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requests are open for billy russo smut!
fandom; the punisher
jealousy- billy russo x reader
summary; billy punishes you after seeing you getting cozy with another man
warnings; mature language, mature themes, smut (unprotected sex, spaking, dry humbing, sub/dom, orgasm denial, daddy!kink, oral m.receiving, car sex) MINORS D.N.I. / 18+
words; 2.5k
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Tonight, as a Saturday night you had decided to go out one of your old high school friend to drink. Once you had reached the club that you were to meet him, you received a text from billy, but didn’t get to answer because you saw leo at the front door waving at you so you run up to him hugging him tighly.
“hey gurl, see you’ve gotten even more hotter once high school finished” he winked at you.
“nice to see you too leo” you laughed and walked inside the club.
That day you had decided to wear something more sexy, so who wore your favorite red silk dress that was revealing your back to everyone through the thin laces that were holding it together while you matched it with you red stilettos.
When you ordered your drinks you sat with leo and disgusted about your lives, but when you started talking about boys, things got weird.
“so any good looking guy that has gotten your interest lately” he smirked playfully.
“you’re only asking because you wanna steal him from me” you rolled your eyes jokingly.
“mayyybeee…” he teased you and you laughed.
“so, spill the tea” he urged you.
“well there is that one guy… I don’t know, I mean I like him very much, but he’s always sleeping around with women, he is not into commitment so, he’s never seen as nothing more than a friend…” you sighed thinking about all the times that billy has hurt you by sleeping around with all the kind of women apart from you.
“first of all, he’s a douche second of all, I say you make him jealous” he smirked evilly.
“what are you even saying?” you shocked your head.
“I’m that if the man wants you too he will became a beast if he sees you with another man” he told you.
“don’t know, I don’t think that he’ll even care. He’s never asked me about my love life” he lowered your head.
“well I believe that it’s worth the try” he sipped his drink.
Howeve, you didn’t get to answer as you heard your phone ringing. Billy’s name showed in the screen and you gulped.
“girl, is that him?” he said looking at the photo of you and billy on your screen.
“yeah…” you said softly.
“oh he’s hot” he exclaimed “well what are you waiting for? Pick it up… and don’t forget what we said” he said winking at you.
You finally took a deep breath and answered.
“yes?” you tried to sound less nervous.
“y/n are you okay? You read my message but didn’t answer?” he asked kind of panicked.
“oh sorry, might have forgotten to answer you because I’m out” you said.
“oh, you went out with Karen? I thought that she was having a date with frank” you heard him confused.
“no, I’m not out with Karen…” you simply said.
“then with who are you out?” he sounded even more confused now.
“babe, wanna dance?” leo said loudly close the phone and your eyes widened.
“y/n…” billy said.
“I’m on a date billy. Gotta go now, I’ll text you tomorrow” you said and hung up the phone not letting him respond.
“you go girl!” leo looke at you proudly.
“he won’t even mind leo, anyways…” you sighed and with that you changed topic.
A couple hours later you were a little bit tipsy and sitting on leo’s lap laughing when you felt someone grabbing your wrist dragging you towards them.
“what the f—“ you didn’t get to finish as you show billy right in front of you.
“the hell you think you’re doing y/n?” he asked glancing towards leo.
“I’m having fun, what are you doing here billy?” you asked confused.
“not anymore. You’re leaving” he said sternly.
“no I’m not! What the hell is wrong with you billy?” you exclaimed furiously.
“I won’t say it again you’re coming with me” his eyes burning holes into yours.
“fuck you billy” you while shoving him away and making your way your of the club, feeling like shit.
Once outside you started walking when someone yanked you behind making you crush onto their stern.
“what th—“ and suddenly hot lips were on top of yours.
You gasped into the kiss feeling the familiar cologne filling your nostrils. You deepened the kiss and billy kissed you even more passionately pressing you against a car door while his hands started roaming your body as yours made their way into his hair.
When he broke the kiss he moved his lips towards your jaw and then started nibbling at your neck, making sure to leave marks for tomorrow morning. One of his hands travelled downwards and grabbed one of your legs, wrapping them around his waist as he grinded against your core.
You threw your head backwards and moaned soundly as he bit at the mark he left on your neck, before guiding his lips on your chest while grasping one of your breasts in his firm hand.
You were already feeling yourself dripping and you knew that your panties were drenched.
“billy…” you moaned.
“I’m gonna give you this one orgasm right here babe, because when we get at your place I promise you that you won’t cum until the morning” he whispered into your ear as he was grinding even more against your heat.
“fuck” you groaned as you came undone just by that, soaking your panties.
“tale off your panties and give them to me” he instructed you.
“we’re in public” you exclaimed.
“you just came” he raised an eyebrow ad you sighed leaning down and taking off your panties before handing them to him.
“fuck, you soaked them baby” he kissed you again hungrily as he took your hand once you broke apart and guided you towards his car.
When you hopped in his car he unzipped his pants and patted his lap for you to sit on him. When you did so he plopped your dress around your waist and lowered you onto him.
“fuck” it was now his turn to throw his head backwards.
“oh fuck billy” you moaned as he started guiding you on top of him with his hands on your ass cheecks.
Suddenly you felt a hard slap on your ass.
“who was he?” he said as he started thrusting upwards with more ferocity.
You only moaned but didn’t answer.
Another slap.
You couldn’t even form any kind of words as he was practically ruining you.
Another slap, and another and another…
Your ass was burning and you were sure that it was red.
“you still didn’t answer me babygirl, so I say that your punishment is not over yet” as you were about to cum, he pulled you off of him and placed you roughly on the passenger seat.
“billy…” he grabbed your jaw.
“there is no billy baby” he said through gritted teeth.
“daddy…” you cried out as he brushed his fingers against your lips.
“that’s my girl” he pushed two fingers inside your mouth as you started sucking on them.
When he pulled them away he guided them towards your heat and pushed them inside you making you gasp as you started riding his fingers before he pushed a third one in.
“fuuck” you grasped his hand keeping it in place as you tighten even more around him.
Of course, once you were about to cum again he pulled his fingers out and licked them clean before he started to pump his cock while he started the car.
“come on babe, you have to show me that you deserve to cum” you said without looking at you “the night is still young” he smirked and you mouthed dropped as you finally leaned down to take him in your mouth.
Not wanting to upset him even more you immediately wrapped your lips around his tip as you lowered your head while you nose was hitting his pubic bone with every bob of your head.
He was driving while his hand was in your hair guiding your head up and down.
“you can do better” he said coldly and you rolled your eyes as you took him even deeper so that his tip was hitting the back of your throat as you were trying not to gag.
“fuck babe, you’re doing amazing” he moaned and you hallowed your cheeks even more as you felt twitching in your mouth.
“fuck I’m gonna fucking cum inside your pretty mouth. Would you like that baby?” he asked and you loudly moaned around him.
“fuck” and with that he spilled in your mouth.
“don’t swallow” he demanded.
You pulled your head up as you noticed that he had parked outside of your apartment. He pulled you by your hair as he crushed your lips together making your tongues fight each other. When you broke the kiss he grasped at your jaw so you opened your mouth- still filled with his cum- as he spit inside it.
“now swallow” he smirked as he saw you swallowing before you opened your mouth again sticking out your tongue showing him that you did as you were told.
“such a good girl you are” he said as he tucked himself in his pants.
“get out princess” he commanded.
As you entered your apartment he shoved you against the door and kissed you harshly while he grabbed your ass making you jump onto him, wrapping your legs around his waist as your hands were tangled in his hair.
He then started walking towards your bedroom and where he reached his destination he set you on your feet and unlinked the laces of your dress letting it drop onto the floor and then pulled away to admire you in all your naked glory.
“get on the bed and spread your legs for me princess” he said and you turned around to do so as you felt a light slap on your ass cheek that made you yelp.
“sorry, couldn’t help it” you saw him smirking and dropped onto the bed spreading our legs and showing him your glistening folds.
“fuck” he exclaimed and undressed himself as he got between your legs once naked and places small kisses above your clit.
Suddenly he came on top of you and started kissing your lips as you felt him lining up with your entrance.
“don’t you dare come without my permission” he said as he pushed in fully in one go making you scream.
“understood?” he said as he stilled inside you.
“yes” and then a smack fell onto your left breast.
“yes what?” he said through gritted teeth.
“yes daddy” you moaned and he started pounding in and out of you as he said a rough pace while he grabbed your legs and put them on its of his shoulders making them almost touch the space next to your head.
“fuck fuck fuck” you screamed as he pounded inside you unmercifully.
“fuck babygirl you feel so fucking good” he breathed out as he bit slightly you ankle.
“tell me baby, who’s this pussy?” he asked.
“yours… yours… it’s yours daddy” you yelled as you felt your high nearing but once again he pulled out and flopped you around so that you laying on your stomach with your ass in the air.
“such a perfect ass you’ve got babygirl” he said stroking softly before slapping it.
“ahh” you screamed.
“tell me now baby, who was that man?” he asked fo the second time tonight.
“I will not stop spanking you until you tell me” he exclaimed and started spanking your ass non-stop.
“ahh” you screamed from the pleasure.
“tell me!” he demanded.
“my—my best friend—fuck…” you felt tears sticking in your eyes “from… high school” you finally said and he stopped.
You breathed out as he turned you back around and got on top of you.
“and what were you doing together baby?” he asked while stroking your cheek softly.
You had wrapped your legs around his waist because it hurt so bad to feel the cold sheets against your sore ass.
“I told him to go out, didn’t know that you’d be so mad about it” you said as tears made their way onto your cheeks.
“why you lied to me?” he questioned you again.
“what?” you asked confused.
“that you were on a date, it wasn’t hard to understand you know that he was gay” he said.
“billy—“ another slap.
“who?” he gritted his teeth.
“daddy…” you breathed out as he caressed your ass carefully.
“much better” he was looking you in the eye “now, tell me” he urged you.
“he thought that it would be a good idea to make you jealous because I told him that I liked you, but that you didn’t feel anything towards me so that he said if I made you jealous I would know If that was true or not” you sobbed.
“don’t cry baby” he said softly as he finally pushed inside you once more.
“don’t cry because it worked” he kissed your lips as he started pumping in and out of you in a very slow pace.
“what?” you asked confused when you pulled away from the kiss.
“I got jealous y/n” he admitted you and you gasped as he thrust inside of you hard.
“billy…” you breathed out as your legs stated shacking around his waist.
“I like you y/n, a lot” he said brushing his lips against yours.
“ugh…” you couldn’t form any kind of words as you felt you high approaching you for the millionth time that night.
“fuck y/n, cum baby, cum for me” he said not taking his eyes off of yours as you came around his cock clenching him making him groan as he spilled inside you.
Once you both had caught your breaths, he kissed you softly and placed his forehead against yours.
“was this too much?” he asked concerned.
“fuck no billy, I loved it!” you exclaimed happily pulling him in a tight hug.
“you’re amazing y/n” he said and kissed your collarbone.
“however…” you said naughtily and pushed him off of you, while chuckling at the confused expression on his face.
“it was indeed too much…” you smirked.
“y/n…” he didn’t get to finish as you got on top of him.
“too much for my social life. I don’t think that I’ll be able to go out like that for at lest a couple of weeks” you laughed and he sighed in relief.
“then I have to make this couple of weeks worth your staying in the house” he smirked.
“hmm I think that I might take you on this offer” you smirked and leaned down to kiss his lips once more.
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geminibutterfly420 · 2 years
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Dirty Jokes (V.H)
Authors note: Heres my first smut i hope yall like it and thank you so much for enjoying my last story i means the world to me
request by: @vhackerrrs-wifey <3
warnings: smut, angist, fluff, cussing, dominating (vinnie) slapping, degrading, edging
Description: y/n and Vinnie are doing it and she jokes saying ‘is it in yet’ and he gets mad but then knows it’s a joke.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dating Vinnie has its perks, for example, His hugs, His kissies, Bomb dick, and being one of the cutest couples on tiktok. But there are times where he purposely tries to get under your skin by joking you and teasing you. You are waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike back. You and Vinnie are currently getting ready to go out to dinner with the rest of the house. Vinnie was wearing a black half way buttoned shirt with black jeans and some dress shoes. all you were thinking was god damn, hes a literal god. You were wearing a black velvet dress with your hair waved out and some red bottom shoes that vinnie got for your birthday this year and some glam makeup because why not. After you finished your final touches you grab your clutch and head down stairs. While you were walking down you hear Michael start to hype you up like he is one of your girlfriends "okayyy boo thang i see you. AYO patty come check y/n out" patty walks in with a half eaten spam sandwich in his hand and the other half in his mouth "oooo gurl you gonna need to do a twirl for me" as you were doing a slow spin you feel a hand on your waist. At this point in you and vinnies relationship you didnt need to look and see who it is, with the feeling of hand thats oh so familiar, and his signature cologne he wears when ever we go to some where fancy. "you look stunning, princess" he said while planting a kiss on your cheek, you blushed and said thank you to everyone who has complement on your look for tonight. After vinnie gave your cheek a kiss you hear Michael say "okay, okay vin if your gonna give her one you have to give me one" with a wink "oh you already know your gonna get this pipe mike" Vinnie winked back and started to burst out laughing. You broke there laughing by saying "you guys are too much, and mikey sorry to break it to you he isnt that big, believe me i get it practically every night" while saying that you look over at vinnie with his eyes turning dark, his face turning a slight red, his jaw jutted, with his hands on his hips looking at you dead in the eye. you just give a smile and walked away fast before he could say or do anything. when you walked into the kitchen to see mia posting a tiktok. When she finished, she looked up at you with a curious look "you ok babes?" "yeah im fine, im pulling something on vin and i dont know how its going to end haha" you said nervously. "oh ahaha well what are you doing" she asked "well he normally likes to tease me and pick on me so im doing it back, like giving him a taste of his own me medicine you know" "oh this is gonna be good, im sure its not going to get to bad, and hey who know you might get bomb dick" she reassured with a wink. and with the thought of that you were looking forward to see and feel how this is going to go
When you guys were at BOA and you were sitting with vinnie on your left and mia on your right and kouvr across from you. theres some indents from vinnies nails. on your way to the resturant vinnie had a tight grip on your thighs and his jaw still jutted with very short conversations. but oh god he was hot. Once your food come it was so good, u whispered over to vinnie "if only your cock was as good as this food" and pulled away with a smirk. he rolls his eyes and you can see the grip on his fork has tightened. "you are asking for it y/n" he said in a low snarl. after that if felt like your heart skipped a beat and flutters in your stomach, with your core start to get wet and throb lightly. if only dinner can go by quicker
Once you guys got home you headed up to your room that you shared with vinnie. you kicked off your heels, and put down your purse. You started to walk to the bathroom, you felt vinnie coming behind you and grabbed your hair and forced you to turn around to face him. Once your eyes met he forced his lips on yours aggressively with his hands on your throat and then you felt his hands traveled over to the zipper of your dress, following with an aggressive pull and forcing it off you. he unclasps your bra and spits on your tits and attacks one with his mouth with him sucking and biting on your nipple and his and gripping tightly on the other. you let out a light moan with your head going back. next thing you know you feel a light sting on your face. vinnie slaps you and gritted "shut the fuck up, since you wanted to be a little bitch all night tonight im going to treat you like one, and bitches dont get to enjoy themselves" after he stated that your legs start to quiver and your core started to drip soaking your wine red panties. you feel his hand on the top of your head pushing you down to your knees and and his other hand unbuckling his pants pulling them down to have his big hard cock to hit his stomach. i looked in awe "nuh uh you dont get to drool over my dick you whore, since you said it was small. your not going to be saying that when im forcing my dick all the way down your throat" he spitted in your face and forced his cock down your throat. you automatically choked and tears started to role down your face. he grabs the back of you head and started to force you head to bob on his cock and him thrusting it. you were desprate for air but boy oh boy this is amazing. after a couple more minutes with him releasing low hot moans, you felt his cock twitch, and precum dripping all in your mouth. he pulls out of your mouth saying "you want me to cum in your mouth so bad you little bitch dont you" you nod at him "god your a slut" and with that he picks you up and tosses you on the bed, making you lay on your stomach. he pulls your hips to make your ass come up to the air. he rips off your panties, seeing your dripping cunt. "your so needy for me hmm, you needy whore" and then he spanks on your ass hard, you screeched at the impacked it had on your ass and he has his rings on which made it 10x more painful. thats definietly going to leave a mark on your ass for a good while. he smacked it one more time and forced his index and middle finger up your pussy with a hook action pumping hard and fast. "if i hear the slightest peep out of your mouth without my permission, your going to get your ass spanked 5 times and i am not going to go easy on you" he demanded. while he was picking up the speed with your fingers you bite your lips so you can remain quiet. You started to taste a slight metalic taste from biting on you lip too hard. "squirt for me bitch, and you have permission to let out noise" with that being said you realised your grip on your lips letting out porno like moans. "i-im going to squirt i feel it" you shouted. he grabs your hair to force your face to go up. "scream for me slut" he growled. you felt a twitch in your stomach and let out a loud scream, realeasing you juices on his fingers. once you released he sticks his fingers in his mouth tasting it "so sweet" he mumbled. once you almost catch your breath, you feel him start to feel his tip rub up against your soaking entrance. he slowly went in. once he was in you smirked "is it in yet vincent" next thing you know he slammed into your spot and starting going super fast, and slapping your ass hard. "you asked for it, ha 'is it in-' ha shut the fuck up you worthless cunt" he spat. next thing you know he is ramming the fastest and hardest hes ever had, making your body tremble. "im going to force all my cum down your pussy and your going to take it and i expect a mess on my cock with your cum got it bitch" he said aggresively. you nodded your head then felt a sharp sting on your ass "use your words bitch" he yelled "y-y-yes daddy, ill make a m-mess" you whimpered
"good slut" he moaned with is head going back "im cumming, baby be a good girl and cum" once he said that you both released he moaned out "good girl" he stayed in your pussy, making sure your guys cum stays in you. after a few minutes to recuperate you lay down with vinnie laying right next to you "did you like that or w-was i too rough i did-" he started worring but you cut him off with a soft kiss "that was amazing, im sorry for making fun of you, i was trying to get pay back for all of the times you teased me, just know i was joking" "oh i knew you were joking sweetie, and its ok ill go lighter on you with the teasing, i love you so much" he kisses you sweetly and you kiss him back "i love you more vincent" you turned over so he can spoon you. you look over at your phone because it lit up. it was a text from mia
Mia:
see told you, and you got good dick, just letting you know the whole house heard you and both of you are gonna hear the never ending of it for a bit, but good job on not breaking anything (hopefully ;) )
your face turns red but you just turned off your phone and enjoyed the love and affection from the boy with the curly blonde hair that you love so much, and who knew what one little dirty joke can do
------------------------------------------------------------------------------hope ya freaks enjoyed that heres some holy water, all love b
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riseofnightwing · 4 years
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Never felt so good to be so wrong (enemies to lovers) - Dick Grayson Imagine
pairing:Dick Grayson x Titan!Reader
request: “heeey honey, can you do one like enemies to lovers with 5 and 50? i love u girl, you and your write are perfect 🤧”
prompts: 5. “What are we fighting for?"
50. “Why are you in my bed?” ‘It’s actually my bed…”
notes: @jurassicpzrk​ i hope you like it, lovely gurl, i’m sorry i took so long, i was trying to do my best. xxxxx<3
notes²: thank you to my girls, without your support i wouldn’t do this. @incorrect-titans-quotes @donnatr0y​ @wintercapilson​
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“I still can’t believe we finally did it” Dick said putting his arms behind his head and your eyes drifted towards his arms admiring him. You chastised yourself, you weren’t supposed to think things like this since you both didn’t get along that well
“After many tries, we got her. Nothing could be better than this.” it was the first time in years in which you and Dick would actually talk instead of barking at each other.
The group sat together in the living room to celebrate Poison Ivy’s imprisonment. 
“We’d have done it sooner if we had followed my plan since the beginning but that’s okay” you said with a smirk, pushing his buttons, knowing that he was going to respond to your little snarky comments.
“I think you trust yourself way more than you should” he said taking a sip of his beer.
“What do you mean, Grayson?” you told him
“I mean that I am the leader for a reason, and the plan went just the way it needed to be. My way” he said with his usually tone of superiority that he loved to use with you  knowing how much you hated it.
“Now i remembered why i hate you so much.” you said  getting close to his face “Fuck you and your leadership” you finished the sentence with poison in your words.
“What are we fighting for?”  Dick asked you trying to understand the purpose of all of this. “We won, our plans complemented each other and we got her, that’s what matters.” you listened to him and even thought he annoyed you he had a point. Today was for celebrating.
“I offer you a truce.” He said not waiting for you to answer, you raised your eyebrows not believing him completely “Just for today, let’s ignore the fact that we hate each other and let’s celebrate.”
“I’ll think about it, and maybe if you weren’t such an ass” you mocked him “it wouldn’t be an impossible mission.” you said and left to get another beer.
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You made your way to the kitchen and you didn’t notice that Donna was right behind you.
You were getting a beer when you heard her voice next to you:
“So...did I just witness you and Dick actually get along for once?” she asked.
“i think you're hallucinating, you know how much i hate him.” You said not very convinced anymore. You couldn’t even remember why it all started to be honest.
“Whatever helps you sleep at night” she replied taking a sip of his beer not believing you for a second.
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“Here” you handed Dick another beer “I’ll take your truce, but only tonight” you half smiled at him and sat by his side.
He smiled at you and accepted the beer, you didn’t know if it was the alcohol or what but Dick’s lips looked so kissable, you took a sip of your beer hoping that he hadn’t noticed you looking at his mouth.  “Tomorrow we can go back to normal” he said and you agreed. It wouldn’t hurt to try, right?
You looked at the other side of the room when you saw Hank dancing ula-ula with Dawn, and the woman wouldn’t stop laughing. The beers were definitely making effect.
“Oh my god” you said stifling a laugh and Dick also looked at his friend’s direction and burst out laughing. The moment was good and you welcomed it without reluctance; all the fighting and the nagging were now forgotten and you were just two adults having a good time with your friends.
When you looked back at Dick, you saw the boy already starting at you. 
You were too high to believe he was looking at you in purpose, maybe you were just drunk. But he knew it was very much in purpose, because in this moment he wasn’t that capable of hiding his true feelings for you like he did everyday. 
“Dick, come here,  it’s your time to play out limbo with me!” Kory called Dick whining for his attention and you quietly rolled your eyes, Dawn held the rope along with Hank and everyone laughed when Gar couldn’t pass through it. 
You looked at Kory and Dick laughing together and you felt something weird, you tried to fight it, but you knew that feeling and it was jealousy but he wasn’t yours, you actually hated him and it didn’t make any sense.
 “You don’t fool me” you heard Donna’s voice and it seemed that she had appeared from out of nowhere.
“What?” you asked, after taking your eyes off of Dick and Kory.
“Dick. You’re in too deep.” 
“Shut up. You’re not playing with them?”  you asked her, trying to change the subject quickly but this didn’t go unnoticed by Donna.
“Oh no, i’m not drunk enough to do that” she replied finishing her drink and leaving you alone with your thoughts.
She was right, you were in too deep. You hated yourself for that. First: he hated you and you had to pretend to feel the same way. Whenever you met, you argued. You even liked it, seeing his face whenever his plans or decisions were questioned by you, but deep down, you knew he was not that  arrogant; you knew how many qualities he had although it was hard to admit. 
You sat far away from Kory and him, because it became too much to see the two always together getting along so well.
Across the room Dick had the exact same thoughts. He felt bad about being with Kory, thinking about someone else the person who hated him: you. Despite Kory being an amazing woman, it was impossible for him to see her as something else. She was not you.
You were immerse in your own thoughts when he appear by your side.
“Here” he said handing you a shot of tequila, taking the now lukewarm beer out of your hands.
“Are you trying to get me drunk Grayson?” you smirked.
“No, i’m just trying to see if you can be nicer with this.” 
“Fuck you, Grayson” you both smiled and took the tequila, the liquid went down burning your throat.
 “Ready for another?” he asked you.
“You need to calm down, I could barely swallow that and you want me to take another one? Do you wanna kill me?” you told him laughing. Shit, he was making you laugh.
“What? Why the hell would I do that?” Dick asked pretending to feel disappointed.
“Because you hate me?” you answered him.
Dick laughed.“Is that what you think?” He shook his head. “You’re an arrogant twat and you’re annoying as hell, but I don’t hate you.”
“Yeah well, is not going to work the other way around though. i still hate you.” You told him getting closer.
“Yeah, and why?” he asked, confronting you.
“Because you’re an ass and you think that you’re the last coca cola in the world, which is not true.” you answered being sassy.
“Right.” he said getting dangerously closer to your face “But i’ll make you a drink anyways. No hard feelings, you know?” he said with charming smile.
“Should I trust you to make me a drink, Grayson?” you asked him not very sure of that.
“You should” he said and you both went to the bar.
“it’s probably going to be the worst drink i've ever had anyways.” you mocked him.
“Just wait and se Y/LN, just wait and see” he said radiating confidence. 
Dick put a lot of things in the cup and started to mix the ingredients. You could only stared at the man in front of you. Since when was Dick so nice? You decided to stop asking questions, and just enjoy the moment. Dick poured the contents into an ornate glass.
 He cut a lemon and placed it on the rim of the glass.
 “The best drink you will ever drink” Dick said, extending the drink to you. You looked fearfully at the glass. 
“Come on, try it” He encouraged. You looked again at the drink, closed your eyes, and drank. 
The drink was sweet, and bitter. Hot and cold, all at the same time. You could hardly tell the taste of alcohol. It was good. 
“Wow Richard” you smiled “It's actually pretty good” Dick smiled with satisfaction. That fucking confident smile that used to get you so mad, now you just got all hot and bothered
“Do you want to know what’s the name of that drink?” He asked, looking extremely serious.
You didn't understand the question, but you smirked. You didn't understood Dick's sudden seriousness.
“What’s its name?” You asked. Dick moved closer to you.
“Kiss Me.”  You didn't know if he meant it, or if it was just the name of the drink. 
His seriousness proved the first option. Without thinking twice, You pressed your lips to Dick's, who immediately hugged you tightly. 
Depending on Dick's reaction, she could blame the drink. But his reaction was not one to complain about.
 He pressed your bodies impossible closer, and kissed you as if the world was going to end. His hands lightly tugged on your hair. 
They didn't think, they didn't know how they would look when they broke the kiss. In fact, neither of them wanted to leave that kiss so soon. 
They both waited years for this, and didn't want it to end anytime soon. Dick bit your lower lip and broke the kiss.
Both with incredibly red lips.  Dick started giving you small kisses on your neck. He was intoxicated by your perfume. You shivered with each touch of the boy. You never wanted that night to end.
Still hugging you, Dick looked deep into your eyes, pressing his forehead against yours. He had no idea what to say. You put your arms around his neck to hear his voice finally say:
“I think we should go somewhere else” he said with a hoarse voice that made you forget about everything, about who you were about who he was, the sexual tension that was established was palpable.
“yeah” you breath out as led you to his bedroom.
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He opened the door without breaking the kiss, he didn’t want to take the risk of letting you go, making you realize that you still hated him for some reason. He closed the door behind him with his free hand while the other held your waist.
I feel like a hero
And you're my heroine
Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?
You both could still hear the music coming from the living room as your teammates went crazy and drank like there was no tomorrow. It was Hero/Heroine from Boys like girls. It didn’t matter anyways, because you both were now on your own worlds.
And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
The music played and Dick smiled when he heard a particular phrase.
Dick carefully touched your lips, as if you were kissing for the first time. He put one hand on your neck, and with the other he stroked your hair. Dick started peppering kisses along  your neck, making your body shiver. Dick noticed and smiled.
And you caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming
With each touch of Dick, you felt your body heat up. Dick pulled you in , placing you on his lap as he sat on his bed, without stopping to kiss. You took his shirt off to see the vision that any woman would dream to.
As you kissed, Dick put his hand on the your leg  as the kiss heated up. 
Dick realized what he was doing, and what was about to happen. He stopped, and looked you in the eye. You were a mess. A beautiful mess.
He didn’t wanted it to be like this, both drunk almost out of conscience, he wanted it more than he could tell and he wanted it to be so good but he also wanted you to remember. 
“Yn” he said and you couldn’t understand why he stopped, you were too drunk to control yourself and understand it was the best decision.
“What? Why did we stop?” you asked feeling sad.
“Because I want you to remember everything” he said softly.
“But I will” you said and your words already rolling up told him he was right.
“Lay down with me.” he said leading you to lay by his side.You laid and looked at him while he also looked in your eyes, you were facing each other. You felt the smell of his perfume in the pillowcases and it felt so good and comfortable. 
“If i sleep here with you, you promise that we’ll still hate each other in the morning?” you asked fighting through sleep.
“I’ll do my best” he smiled softly at you, seeing you surrendering to your tiredness and he closed his eyes, enjoying your presence until he also fell asleep.
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You woke up with the sunlight hitting your face through the curtains, you slept so heavily that you didn’t even remember how you got in your bed. Dick woke up with your moves, looking at your confused face.
“Hey” he said
“Why are you in my bed?” you asked him trying to understand the situation.
‘It’s actually my bed…" he answered in an obvious tone.
“Did we...?” you lift the blanket that covered both of you to see if your clothes were still on, and they were. You sat on the bed and he did it too.
“No, relax. We just slept, that’s all” he answered calmly and you remembered everything that happened yesterday. If you weren’t with him now, you’d probably think it was a dream. A weird one.
“Oh...okay.” you said and Dick instantly recognized the disappointment in your voice.
“Are you...disappointed?” he asked lifting one of his eyebrows, he hoped you felt as disappointed as he did.
“Uhm...no, i’m not. it’s fine” you answered him with your head down. 
“Y/n, Hey.”
“I know I kissed you, Dick. It was the drink, i know you meant that kiss me was the name and...” you said nonstop until he interrupted you.
“Hey, hey, just listen to me. It wasn’t the drink, you wanted this as much as i did; and to be clear, I don’t hate you.”
“And why didn’t we do anything?” 
“Because when we do, it’s going to be so good and i want you to remember it.” he said and your body trembled, you thanked god that you were sat.
“Then show me, Grayson. I think we wasted enough time.”
Dick didn’t answer, he grabbed you by the waist taking you to his lap and this time he took your shirt off.
He wanted to enjoy you as much as he could, he didn’t know about tomorrow. He just knew that now, you and him were only lovers, not enemies anymore.
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skullrock · 4 years
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headcanon - Steve Being a Good Straight Ally
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request: Can u give me some headcanons about steve trying to be a good straight ally? Like he tries to educate himself more about the lgbt community, however scarce the awareness was back in the 80s?
warnings: none!!
a/n: Steve would be an incredible ally I said what I said 
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Steve would be the BEST ally
even when he didn’t know shit about how it worked
Steve immediately becomes hyper-aware of homophobia surrounding him after Robin comes out to him and he challenges people all the time
he doesn’t laugh it off anymore - he has to say something
even if something can be perceived as homophobic Steve is there to rip them to shreds
also he def tries to get Robin laid all the time despite telling Steve she can handle it - like in this sick-ass fanart that I am obsessed with 
but Steve also educates himself as best as he can
he goes to libraries all over the area to get journals and articles to read
and he has talks with Robin so that he can understand better
he also becomes more aware of other identities, too, like bisexuality, non-binary, pansexuality, etc
and he would actually even end up teaching Robin some stuff, too!
you KNOW Steve would also show his solidarity through colors
he would buy things that had the same colors as the lesbian flag - red, orange, white, magenta, pink
and Robin would act so embarrassed at first but then she would hug him and tell him how much he means to her
Steve also draws rainbows on stuff all the time now 
Steve actually gets so into sexuality and allyship that when he goes to community college he takes courses on sexuality and learns so much 
truly shocks everyone with how much he already knows, too
and he would bring home readings for Robin to go over so they could talk about it
Robin would get so choked up that he gives such a shit but Steve his just very for human rights and wants people to be happy
Steve would be protective of his lgbtq+ friends, too
talk shit get hit nahimsayin
he just tries his best!!! even if he doesn’t get it!!!
he may not fully grasp an identity but he never throws it out, either - he just accepts it, processing the info, and continues to be an ally
Steve would def accompany Robin to Pride as her Token Straight Friend
but he would be there to make sure she had fun and was safe
and yes he got some numbers and yes he kept them
so did robin 
overall Steve would be such a phenomenal ally and I can’t wait to see him be one in S4 <3
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I Love You.
“Or I’ll leave. And you will never see me again.” Harry turned and walked out without looking back at you and your heart dropped as you were faced with the hardest decision you may have ever needed to make.
You stood in the bathroom a little longer before making your way back to your seat. No surprise, Harry was lounging in the seat behind yours, watching your movements but not locking eyes. You were however surprised to find your seat occupied by a girl with long black hair. Luke leaned in and said something, making her laugh and touch his hand. You cleared your throat and they looked up, Luke’s face burning a bright red color. “Uh (y/n) this is Sierra, she's a good friend of mine.” You smiled and shook her hand, still standing there awkwardly as she was sitting in your seat. You looked up and caught Harry’s gaze, he looked mad watching the scene unfold. Sierra eventually stood up and hugged Luke tightly, whispering something else in his ear and earning a grin and a kiss on the cheek from him. She waved goodbye to you and then made her way back down the rows of chairs to her seat. You sat down and Luke looked over at you. “Are you feeling any better?”
“What?” You were pretty sure you had just said you were going to the bathroom..
“Yeah Harry said he ran into you and you were feeling sick?” Luke questioned looking up at Harry briefly then back to you.
“Oh. Yeah I uh had a sick feeling in my stomach..” It wasn't technically a lie. You did feel sick to your stomach, just about everything that had just happened and not from an actual illness. You were also very confused. Not only about Harry but also about Luke and Sierra. “So who uh..Sierra?” you questioned.
Luke looked at the floor. “Yeah we met a while ago. She was on the X-factor with her boyfriend Alex. They recently split I guess and we've been talking about music a lot together.” He smiled. “She's great.” 
“Seems like it.”
Luke looked up worried about what he had said and trying to cover up the feelings he clearly didn’t mean to convey . “I think you would be great friends.”
“Maybe.” You didn’t really feel like talking about her anymore and Luke seemed to pick up on that. 
“So did you want to go to the after party tonight or are you still feeling kinda eh?” he asked trying to change the subject. 
Here’s the thing. You didn’t want to go to the after party. You wanted to go to bed and forget about everything. You wanted to stop thinking about Harry...his lips..how he smelled....the dimples...the eyes. You shook your head and cleared your thoughts. “No, the after party sounds great.” Luke smiled and picked up his phone texting someone. You caught a quick peak at the name Sierra on top and rolled your eyes. You knew you should be mad that he was talking to her and gushing about her to you. If Harry had been in his shoes, you would've been livid. But right now you couldn’t really talk. Especially since you had just come from a bathroom make out session with Harry. And while you weren't mad at Luke, you were confused. He had never really shown that side of emotions with you in the time that you had been dating.
“It should be fun.” he set his phone down and held out his hand. You took it and stood up with him. “We have a little bit of time though, the guys mentioned grabbing food if you're interested..”
“When am I not interested in food” you laughed trying to set the mood back to what it was in the beginning of the night. He laughed in response, kissing you softly on the lips and pulling you out into the next room. Ashton, Calum, and Michael were standing in a circle when you approached and they smiled. 
“Just waiting on Harry.” Ashton said looking at Luke. Suddenly you actually felt sick to your stomach and looked to the ground. 
“Harry’s coming?” 
“Yeah, poor lad said he was starving and hadn’t eaten lunch. So we invited him to come since he’s not really here with anyone.” Ashton answered. You pressed your lips together and looked at the floor. 
“Great..” you mumbled. Luke was watching you with an interesting look on his face and he was about to ask you something but thankfully Sierra came over with a smile. Ugh why is she here... 
Luke’s focus went immediately to her and he asked her to join us for dinner. She graciously accepted and you rolled your eyes. She was about to start talking to you, but Harry had come over with a giant grin on his face. “So are we hungry or not” he asked. He looked at you and smirked. “I know (y/n)’s hungry.” Your cheeks flushed red and you stared at him earning a confused look from pretty much everyone else. Thankfully Ashton just laughed saying same and easing the tension. 
“We have a bit bigger of a group than I thought...we may need to take two cars.” He said looking at everyone.
“No worries, I have mine pulling up now.” Harry answered. “You guy’s can go on ahead and I’ll meet you there.”
Michael, Ashton, Calum, Sierra, and Luke climbed in. You had been standing behind the group, mostly because you felt like you needed air from everything but now realized the car had been filled. Luke got out realizing you were still standing there, “Uh I can ride with Harry..” Harry looked at you and you looked at Luke. 
“No, go on. I’ll ride with Harry.” Luke look slightly concerned..he almost seemed to think you were mad at him. Harry on the other hand was grinning from ear to ear. His car pulled up and he opened the door for you. You looked at Luke and reassured, “Seriously it’s fine. Harry and I are...friends..” Harry grinned and nodded at Luke, who slowly nodded while getting back in his car.
“If you need anything text me.”
“Im sure I’ll live and we will be trailing right behind you either way.” You answered getting into the car. Harry hopped in after you and closed the door. You leaned back and sighed, Harry watching you observantly. “What” you growled at him. 
His eyes widened and he laughed softly. “Whats the attitude for?” You didn’t answer and just looked out the window. “You didn’t have to ride with me you know..” he mumbled looking at his hands.
“I know. I wanted to.” His head shot up and he smiled, the smile that made every dimple on his cheeks to show. 
“You wanted to?”
“Well I didn’t want to ride in the other car.”
“Ahh because of the girl, what's her name again?”
“Sierra.” you said with an eye roll. Harry was watching you amused. 
“Sierra...shes pretty. A good singer too.” he replied. 
“Maybe you should date her then.”
“Maybe I should be dating you and Hemmings should be dating Sierra.” You just looked at him. The thought had crossed your mind after you had watch them flirt earlier. “Wow not even a snarky comment back?” You looked out the window again and ignored Harry’s soft chuckles. “Someone is a little hangry..” 
“Harry just shut u-” He suddenly intervened with a serious look on his face.
“Remember that time when we were supposed to meet my mum and my sister but you were so hungry and grumpy that we had to stop and eat on the way so when we actually got to my mum’s and she had made us dinner you pretended to be starving so she would like you more then you ended up puking on sidewalk when we were leaving.” Harry was smiling thinking about it. 
You laughed at the memory. “That was a terrible day.”
“Not for me. That was the day I realized how much I had fallen in love with you. Even puking on my mum's sidewalk I knew I wanted to spend forever with you.” You stopped laughing and looked at him. He was gazing out the window with a clouded look in his eyes. Eventually he looked over at you with a soft smile to which you returned the gesture.  He turned the music up and looked over with an evil grin. “Don't even act like you don't know the words to this song (y/n).” He started singing “You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the golden coast.” He looked over. “Don’t make me sing alone.” You laughed and watched him some more. “Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love, oh oh-oh,oh-oh. Seriously (y/n). Don’t leave me hangin.” You eventually gave in singing along with him to the chorus of California Gurls and by the end of the song you were both laughing so hard at each other belting out lyrics that you could barely breathe. You also hadn’t noticed that the car had pulled into the parking lot.
Ashton had chosen In-N-Out and your car pulled up behind theirs, letting everyone out. You sat for a minute with Harry catching your breath and watching them all crawl out. Luke was helping Sierra out when she “accidentally” tripped and fell into his chest with a smile. I’m going to be sick, you thought. Harry watched it as well and let out a half laugh. “So pathetic.” you smiled at him as he grabbed your hand, opened the car door, and helped out onto the pavement whispering, “just remember she can’t rock out to Katy Perry like you can.” you lightly smacked his arm and shook your head laughing, the two of you joining the group. Luke looked up when you walked over and moved his hand away from Sierra’s with a guilty look.
“How was the ride?” he asked still looking at you. You smiled and nodded.
“It was actually really good. Harry kept me entertained with Katy Perry. Yours?”
“Yeah it was uh it was good.” All the boys looked down and Sierra blushed. 
Harry looked over took your hand, spun you in a circle, and grinned. “We had a great time catching up as well.” Luke looked at you thoughtfully and then nodded his head to the door. 
“Should we get going?” Everyone nodded and filed in ordering food. The plan to grab food hadn’t been fully thought through as fans were circling within minutes so everyone ordered to go and planned on eating in the car on the way to the after party. Once everyone had their food, and the boys had all stopped to take pictures with a few fans, everyone got back into the car. “(y/n) can we ride together...alone?” Luke asked. You looked at him swallowing the uncertainty in your throat and nodding. Harry looked disappointed and worried but you ignored his silent pleas to not leave and climbed in the car with Ashton while everyone got in with Harry. 
Luke sat in silence for a while so you decided to eat. You were munching on fries when he looked up asking, “So what’s the deal with you and Harry?”
You almost choked on the food in your mouth. “What?”
“Ever since the red carpet when you ran into him, things have been weird with you. Whats the deal?”
You looked at him trying to think of what to say. “I just haven't seen him in a while and its been kind of weird...” you chose your words carefully not knowing what he knew. 
“When did you see him last? Why is it weird? How do you even know him?”
You sighed, setting down your food and looking at him again. “We uh- I- we dated.. and I haven't seen him since our break up a few months ago so yeah that's why its been a little weird.”
He looked confused. “You dated Harry Styles and never thought to mention it?”
“Yeah. I just didn't feel like there was a good time to bring up that fact...”
“So you just decided to let me be oblivious to the whole thing. When you went to the bathroom were you actually sick or were you with Harry?” You bit your lip nervously not answering. 
“I just didn’t mention it because it was never something that I felt needed to be brought up. I wanted our relationship to be our own.”
“Thats not the answer I wanted. Were you with Harry when you went to the bathroom?” Luke was fuming.
“Were you with Sierra?” you countered with a glare. “Where did you even meet her? Obviously it wasn't tonight because the two of you have been glued to each other since then.”
“Don't even try this right now (y/n). I want an answer to my question.”
“I want an answer to mine. Whats the deal with you and Sierra?”
“I asked first.” Your nostrils flared as you looked at him not speaking. He smacked the back of the seat, causing you to jump. “Answer the question.”
You just looked at him. “Yeah. I was with Harry. Is that what you wanted to hear?” He looked pissed, his eyes closed and he took a deep breath.
“What were you doing?”
“Why does it even matter when clearly you're more into Sierra.”
“I’m not-”
“Luke! You can’t even hide it. Your face turns red every time she looks at you. You're eyes are like glued to her the entire time. And what happened in the car huh? Something happened because none of you wanted to even look at me after the fact and I know it has nothing to do with Harry.” The car pulled up the the curb and the others had climbed out, waiting for you by the door. Harry kept glancing over with a concerned look. Luke went to get out, but you stopped him. “What happened in the car Luke?” you were desperate now, you just wanted to know and get it all over with. Luke sighed sitting back and looking at you with tears in your eyes.
“Sierra kissed me.” you turned, eyes watering with tears. “But I swea-”
“You swear what? You're not into her? It was her fault? Luke you have more interest in her in the last hour than you ever have with me...”
“Baby that's not true...”
“It is.” you looked at him. “Just go. I don't want to do this anymore.”
“We need to figure this out now (y/n)...we can’t go in to the party like this.”
“Do you love her?” He looked down and played with the napkin he was holding. “Luke.”
“I don't know...I swear. I think- I mean I”
“Then we have our answer.” You were upset and you didn't know why. He was doing what you were doing the roles were just reversed. You knew deep down that you loved Harry. You knew you had never stopped and you knew Luke was just a distraction from the break up. “We are done.”
“(y/n)..”
“No really.” you sighed and grabbed his hand. “It’s fine because I love Harry.” He looked surprised but more surprised you had admitted it than the fact that you loved him. “I’m sorry. I really wanted us to work but theres just no spark...Harry and I- we just click and theres just something about the way he-”
“I know. I wanted us to work too.” 
“Luke..” he looked at you with a sad expression. “Tell Sierra how you feel. I think you guys have something good going.”
He smiled softly, kissed you one more time softly and climbed out. “You better tell Harry too before he kills me for breaking up with you.” You laughed sadly and nodded following him out of the car. Luke squeezed your hand one more time before running in after Sierra. You hung back and took a few breaths, wiping the tears from your eyes. Harry slowly wandered over taking in the scene.
“You okay?” he asked standing a few feet away unsure of what to do. You turned, wiped another tear and walked over to him. You hugged him tightly, surprising him. He held you tightly and you looked up with a grin, pressing your lips to his and then moving them to his ear whispering one thing only. 
“I love you.” 
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I don't know how to feel about this one, but the second part to Not in the Same Way 
Hope you all enjoy! Message me with requests! xoxo
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chaotic-noceur · 4 years
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regarding pragma.
read it here
Dear @softpedropascal
wow this took so much longer than I thought it would whoops.
So, first off- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have the bestest day ever cuz you deserve it!
I’m incapable of forming coherent thoughts so um...here’s a cumulative post of my running commentary because my binge reading plans got disrupted so this seemed... neater? Idk. anyways, here you go. 
Part 1
No matter how many meetings and mediations you two went through, he still found a reason to keep dragging this out.
I read this as ‘meetings and meditations’ and was very confused for a sec 😂
That hat. You got him that hat. He still wore it?
omg u gave the hat a backstory. adkgadflhg 😍
He was tempted. God, was he tempted, but he shook his head and stood up straight. 
This just. Yes. We love a respectful man. 
I love all the little hints that you’re dropping about the reader and Frankie’s backstory. 
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Part 2
He told himself long ago that be would never forgive her for what she did,
WHAT DID I DO OMG.
“Can’t you, I dunno, sign for him?” he asked.
😂😂Frankie. Sweetheart. Who do you take me for? I can’t forge someone’s signature. I don’t have the skills for that. 
There was a reason he didn’t say goodbye. He was afraid to. He was afraid that if he said them again, he would have to go another five years without seeing her. Or has it been longer?
mY hEaRt
Pope and and Frankie’s ENTIRE interaction. 😍 I love that he can see right through Frankie’s bs, loves him anyways but will give it to him straight. 
He was too busy thinking about how if he had gotten his shit together, he could be living here with her, taking walks to his favorite lake every day.
asdfgadfkglhdf!!! Boo it ain’t all your fault 😢 (or is it 😏)
It’s funny how the simplest touch can cause the most complex feelings—feelings that he had sworn he buried deep inside of him somewhere. It was a complicated thing trying to be angry at her because in that moment all was forgotten and forgiven.
the DEPTH. in these sentences. oml. I’m so ready to learn about this complicated backstory.  
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Part 3
“I can make him sign ‘em,” he offered.
YES. I love a low key threatening boi.
“Yeah, until you decided I wasn’t good enough,” 
“Did you want to show me what I could have had with you if I wasn’t such a fuck up.” He sighed and put his hands on his hips.
AFGHSKF OMG MY HEART.
“I’m trailing water and mud all over the place but just remember that I saved your life before getting mad, okay?” 
“Nothing. Just like saying your name.”
ahhhh these are precious!!  
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Part 4
“Yeah. People do that right? Day dates?” He honestly wasn’t sure. Dates weren’t his forte.
🥺 someone help him. He’s so cute omg. 
“We might’ve made out a little too,” he mumbled.
aksfhksdfg look at him turning into a flustered boy!!!
“No. I just…stopped looking up,”
Babes. Idk if the double meaning was intentional but like. Wow. That hit hard. 
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Part 5
and has a name like ‘Bill’ or ‘Tom’.”
oop. We love a subtle Redfly dig 😂
!!!! IDK WHAT TO BLOCKQUOTE BUT OMG FRANKIE BEING PROTECTIVE. THE READERS BACKSTORY. FRANKIE KISSING AT THE PAST BRUISES. ANGRY FRANKIE OMG. 😭
I’m sorry there’s probably some more amazing stuff after that but t’was not a good ace day so i skipped the smut
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Part 6
You hid your body from him at first and when he moved your hands, you covered your face. Then he told you to never hide from him—he would always think you were beautiful
🥺🥺 this is so soft omg
sorry skipped the smut but im sure it was beautiful
“I’m not going anywhere.” You moved his arms so you could kneel in front of him. “I’m staying.”
*incoherent screaming*
“You can ask me for anything. I would give up everything I for you.”
The whole ending scene was AMAZING okay but this. This line right here. Big hurt omg. He knows the weight of what he’s saying. He knows how hard the road to recovery is and how many things are gonna try push him off that path. But he says it anyways. And it really really shows just how much she means to him. Brava! 
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Part 7
lmao I really need to start reading the warnings 😂
She was never going to be sad longer than necessary if he had anything to do about it.
WHERE CAN I GET A FRANKIE OML 😭
“That no matter where we were, when we look up, we’re looking at the same moon.” He looked at her though she was still looking up. “That always kept me going, you know?”
THE SOFT. AHHHHHH
The moonlight seemed to shine directly on her and make her glow like some ethereal being. She was an angel. She had to be. The stars twinkled above them but he had his own right here right now.
eXcUsE mE. wHo gAvE yOu tHe rIgHt tO wRiTe sOmEtHIng tHiS bEAuTiFul
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Part 8
“Stop ruining my romantic moment, please.
HAHAHAH I LOVE!
I can’t even- Omg. This whole chapter. I have no words
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Part 9
“I can’t,” he said, voice broken. “Please just let me…let me hold you. Let me…”
IDK THE FULL CONTEXT TO THIS (really hating my ace-ness rn cuz this last line is so heartfelt) BUT OMG BROKEN FRANKIE I JUST. ARGHHH
you realized that you were embracing your entire world right then and there. Letting it go would be the hardest thing you’d ever do.
take my heart and crush it why don’t you omg. 😭😍
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Part 10
She was hurt again. And it was his fault again.
I can’t do it. I can’t be alone anymore.
asdfghjk GURL. WHO HURT YOU OMG. LEMME HURT THEM BACK. 
His world spun and he felt like he was falling. He fell and fell into the abyss with no one there to save him as the bag felt like it was burning a hole in his hand. Is it hot? He felt hot. Burning up. Had he finally died and gone to hell? God knows that’s where he belonged.
No. It’s just an overwhelming darkness. Nothing. And that’s what he wanted, right? To feel nothing.
*VERY INCOHERENT SCREAMING* This is beautiful writing omg. The raw emotion in this. Holy hell. 
oml. That transition from pure pain and angst into love just *chefs kiss*. Frankie deserves so much 😭
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Part 11
“It wasn’t supposed to make you cry,”
wHat eLsE wAs iT sUpPoSeD tO dO omg. 
This whole chapter was SO CUTE!!! The way that Frankie just knows things about her. UGH. 
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Part 12
“What if it’s big and pulls me in?!”
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY OMG
“I don’t wanna die,” he whispered.
His life felt as though it was falling apart all over again and he realized it was because she was the one that held him together and now that he was leaving, everything was one big mess again.
*inaudible screaming*
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Part 13
That ending tho! I love that you gave them their own little thing with the moon. Its so sweet 🥰and the Pope-Frankie friendship moments. *melts*
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Part 14
okay i was gonna blockquote but there was too much to quote This whole chapter felt so raw omg. If you’re pulling from real experience then I’m so sorry you ever had to go through that *pulls you into the biggest hug ever* (assuming you like hugs, if you don’t... i send you an affectionate ‘rubbing my forehead into your shoulder’)
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Part 15
“You could’ve walked in here with your head shaved and I’d still love it…but…please don’t.”
😂 yessss give me the humour in this sad
still haven’t learnt to read the warnings oml 🤦🏻‍♀️
ahhhh the soft reassuring Frankie content!!!!
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Part 16
“Probably because it’s Wednesday,” he said.
“It is?” you asked.
“Yeah. What day did you think it was?”
I FEEL SO ATTACKED OMG. What even is time anymore.
asfadsdfgdhk Its so SOFFTTT. Is this what it’s like to fall in love??😭
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Part 17
hallelujah i’ve finally learnt to read the warnings
ngaww Frankie being all excited and soft 🥺🥺 are they going camping?? are we gonna get Frankie in his element??
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Part 18
I’m as flat as a board back there.
I feel attacked and this wasn’t even directed at me oml 😂😂
tHeY aRe sO iN lOvE oMg 😍
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Part 19
I get it, it’s embarrassing, but I’m not judging you for it.
YES. In this house, we don’t judge people who are struggling to find jobs!
“I wouldn’t say them if you didn’t deserve them. You deserve good things, Frankie. You may not feel like you do but you do. Always.”
He sighed and rubbed your back. “If you say it then it must be true.”
*incoherent screaming* we all deserve good things okay 😭
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Part 20
thank you for the warnings that i’ve finally learnt to read before reading the fic
What if I’m a lost cause? Just some pathetic druggie who can’t get his shit together…mooching off his girl.
NOOO You’re not just some pathetic druggie Frankie😭😭
“Sleepovers? Do I get to paint your nails? Do your hair?”
Our love has aged gracefully kinda like us.
THE SOFT OMG 🥺🥺
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Part 21
“With all due respect, sir, I’m not and have never been an addict. Yeah, I did drugs. Yes, I hurt your daughter and she had to leave, but you know what, we’re together now and nothing’s gonna change that. She’s forgiven me and she loves me and that’s all that matters.”
YAS. I love this change from nervous wreck to confidence! 
This is so happy and soft and sweet oml. My angsty soul doesn’t know how to deal. 😭
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Part 22
Sweet baby jesus. It was soft. And then it was not. And then it was soft again and I just. *incoherent screaming* GURL. 
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ludus
I’m gonna have a house right on the other side of the lake.
asdfgI I Have Feelings.
GURLLL. This was so innocent!! They’re both so young and cute and asgalsfjghsd. 
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eros
“Are you running away from something?” she asked, and he bristled. “From me because you love me and don’t know how to say it?”
*incoherent screaming* well shit. you go gurl! you call him on his crap!
I skimmed the smut but like Frankie being a nervous wreck is 🥺
If you wanna see someone else while I’m gone, you can.
*more screaming because OMG if only he knew what that would lead to*
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ania
O damn. I kinda loved his slow descend into darkness... The fact that the reader still clings on to hope and love and just, damn. I’m lost for words. 
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coda
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that’s all my brain feels right now. that was dark, but like. a good dark. It was heart wrenching but beautiful and- “I won’t be able to find you if I’m lost myself,” THIS. I just. *chefs kiss* but also, *ugly sobbing*. 
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urbvnny · 4 years
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What is your impression of the vampires? I figured you like aaron (coughing) but I want details gurl. Long texts, rants, come on!!!! I really like seeing ur content bc it's just you not trying hard and chilling lol
Thanks for following my shitshow lol if I try people will hate me. You want rants? You got them.
Aaron:
I absolutely adore him and his route so much that I'm afraid they'll fuck it up in EVERY single episode that comes out.
He's absolutely *breathes in* stunning and handsome and beautiful and kind and serious but he's easygoing and cute and sincere and calm (but he's too impulsive when he loses his cool, that's no good! >:C) *suffocates*.
Dummy thicc and just dummy when it comes to more delicate feelings too. A great himbo specimen just like Bel.
I love how his route isn't a perfect relationship where there are NEVER problems, he's willing to try and pour himself out (even though it's hard) to make this work.
I secretly wandered to the garden and the fireplace at all times in Vladimir's route just to talk to him more and more and I was sooooo in love lol I would forget about Vladimir (insert ugly wheeze).
He's the only one we actually invite to our room so far lol he's the king of consent at all times.
Eloise is just head over heels for him and she isn't panicking constantly about not knowing anything bc again, even though he's flawed, he tries his best to make everything work and they talk constantly.
I wish he'd be more attentive, bc that would make life easier for him lol. poor man can't read the stuff between the lines to save his life. That might cause some hurting, bc he has a mentality of doing "what has to be done" and forgetting about the rest.
He also needs therapy. I worry a lot about him.
BUT DAYUM, Eloise is his first girlfriend and my man is already getting the hang of it real good.
I might bawl my eyes out in all three endings.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS ROUTE: kiss him, pet him, compliment him, hug him, say you love him. He deserves it.
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hmmm, he's so fine!
now the other ones without pic or cursive sorted by favourites most to least.
Vladimir:
He's sooooo handsome and he has a really pretty body but not in a sexual light, he's just incredibly beautiful. Like a work of art.
I love how he doesn't think twice about Eloise's safety in ways that don't come from survival. And I love how he just laughs and blushes. I love his done expressions too and how he tilts his head and he trembles when he's angry lol boy gonna explode soon.
I don't like the way he acts like a clam lol he shuts himself out after opening up and he also lies to comfort himself too much. He likes to tell Eloise that she only means a source of food to him but he's got it bad for her really fast and denying that is very hurtful behavior. I do get that he's having a really hard time, but he's grown enough to listen to her attemps.
I also hate how he still thinks he's living in the past and he behaves like Eloise doesn't know jack shit when the girl has been through a lot.
I don't think his feelings on his good ending change out of nowhere too??? But I'm not gonna go there in this post, I just relate, yk?
Raphael:
baby is sooooo sweet! he's really nice all the time and he always listens and worries about us, and he loves to gossip but not about himself, he's an absolute king lmao.
I don't think he's nice all the time. I think he hates talking about himself so he might get angry at Eloise if she tries to barge into his life too fast, so I'll not be to quick to act lol
He talks and talks and talks sometimes and the dialogue bar gets thicc lol I love to see his train of thought go and goooooo
His clothes are simply beautiful and he's so smart and educated.
I feel like he has a hard time when he thinks about his blindness and art. In Aaron chapter 5, if Eloise chooses to talk to him instead of the "shadow person", she asks him why he seems uncomfortable and her mind is somewhere else, but she hears him talking about something sparkling in a ballroom. I think he was probably saying it was a shame he couldn't see the party.
Super powerful and capable baby! He knows how to fight, reads a lot and is super articulated! I love him sooo much :(
Beliath:
This corny, monochromatic himbo. I hated him in the beginning but it was until he pushed the couch and said the dead donkey line lol.
I love how people say just anything and he's like "ion care lol", he never gets offended and he knows what he's doing
I kinda wanted to slap him in the first 3chapters bc he's acting like we're prey while we're just there like "AAAAAARGH LISTEN TO ME UR ENLARGED PIECE OF-"
his hair is good and he's absolutely stunning, specially his smile. He's just incredible.
I didn't like how he treated Eloise when she freaked out (I hated that too bc I wouldn't react like that) when she saw Ivan in the staircase with Raph. It isn't easy to get over the fact that you just died.
I think I'll end up more infatuated with him than with Vladimir, but I'd never be head over heels for him like I'm with Aaron.
Ivan (I'm still bitter)
I like how he sees Eloise and he just says it without any fears or whatsoever, and I like how he's not afraid to say he's sorry but he doesn't expect to be forgiven or for Eloise to like him in any routes.
BUT. He was a big disappointment bc he was just all messy, doing stuff without thinking first, and he never really stopped to think about his surroundings. Yes, I'm saying he's selfish.
The way he was "I can see my ex errday but you can't say shit now let's move on and just live with me hung up on somebody else" also irked me.
His sprites are SOOOOO cute! he's all blushy like ":3 I wuv how positive and shiny u are, Eloise!"
The endings were just utter bullshit and depressing tho. They just did everything wrong when this could've been a route where two very young people that had a BIG altercation involving freaking (bats, I love halloween) DEATH learn to forgive, heal and love each other when they're facing new lives in all ways possible. It was a disappointment.
... ethan. *big fat sigh*
I like how he is nice in Bel's route but in the other ones he's all nuts and talks loads of shit and gets beaten, runs in the sun and he even dies once like???? He's in for a wild ride don't go off like that I'm serious.
He's mad handsome tho and I love me a wavy hair but damn is he a jerk. He tries to kill us many times too, that's hella annoying. I don't like entering a room and seeing him.
I really wanted to help him in the kitchen dialogue when he had that PTSD episode, but he shuts us up. I feel very sorry for all he had to see.
Although I love the parts where we jab and kick his shins and stomach, he was a nice man once and I really hope he can find at least a bit of himself again in his route. He deserves it, even if I don't like the way he acts.
Have I said I love to kick and jab his shins?
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“Brew” - TGG SVTFOE Fanfic Collection Ch. 6
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Writing: @ngame989​
Art: @toxicpsychox​
Editing: @toxicpsychox​, @seddm​, an IRL friend
Alternate fic links - FFnet, AO3
Summary: After close to a year on Earthni, Tom's been dragged back into the princely life, and it's a lot less exciting than he'd expected. With Star and Marco away on urgent business, can Janna help him turn a boring errand into a fun adventure?
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This one’s a nice change of pace from the last two chapters, I think. TGG’s still a Starco-focused work, expect these to be the exception not the norm, but I think it’s important to strike a balance. See below for the text, hope you enjoy!
“No results.” Huh? Three eyes narrowed at the screen in frustration. Maybe a different search term? “No results.” Alright Tom, no big deal, man. Maybe you just spelled something wrong. Annnnnd… there. “No results.” How could there be nothing?
Tom leaned back in the chair and sighed, exercising restraint over the little anger demons inside him as he’d trained himself to do. In the past he’d needed a physical bunny to pet if he wanted even a hope of keeping his cool, but at this point suppressing the urge was such reflex that most would think he just had a regular Mewman quick temper and nothing more in all but the most extreme of conditions, but he was getting pretty close to that point now. Grandpa Relicor’s study had everything, or so he thought, but this was the first time he could ever remember being here where it come up short. He’d checked every shelf, everything he could think in the computer, had even fireblasted a few of the shelves just to see if there were any hidden switches or anything. Even Relicor had been at a loss and had been screeching in distress on the floor for long enough that Tom’s brain had graciously tuned it out. What could be so important about this book his mom needed? He hadn’t even had time to change his casual graphic tee from a cartoon he liked, simply tossing his maroon jacket over it before heading out at his mother’s behest. He wasn’t one to say no to her, but it had been hours since he’d shown up here and he was no closer to figuring this out than he had been this morning.
Suddenly his phone buzzed, displaying the familiar beaming face of his ex-girlfriend close up to the camera. A toothy grin erupted as he picked it up, holding the phone up for a video feed. “Heya, Starship.”
“Hey, Tom!” Star beamed into the camera. “How’s it hanging? Long time no see. So,” she rambled out in one breath, “I may have a teensie weensie wittle problem.” She backed up to reveal her hair in complete disarray, sans horns, and black marks all over her light blue dress. Before Tom could even ask the question, her other hand held up charred fragments of her headband. “Someone still hasn’t learned how to use an Earth oven properly!” she forced out through gritted teeth.
“Look, gurl, I said I was like, so sorry! All the Cloud Kingdom kitchens are powered by glitter and horn blasts, like that’s just how ovens are supposed to be, that is all I am saying here,” Ponyhead’s indignant voice chimed in from behind, punctuated by a snort.
“Anyway, we just finished putting out the fires and I need a new headband and their website says they’re almost out of stock and I’ve wanted to show Marco around the Underworld for a while and- wait, is that screeching in the background? Where are you?”
Tom shuffled away from the elder demon still writhing on the floor and cleared his throat. “Just in Grandpa’s study trying to find something for my mom, she really wants it today. I don’t know if I can go- but I can still send the carriage for you guys, if you want.”
“Do you need help with that?” Marco inquired as he peeked his head into the frame, casually wrapping an arm around Star.
“Naaaah, no big deal,” Tom shrugged. “You two should go, though! I can just fly over whenever I finish this.”
Star and Marco looked at each other hesitantly. “Alright,” she said. “Carriage to our house in maybe five minutes?” A fire alarm went off behind her followed by a scream from Ponyhead and an even girlier one from Marco. “Maybe ten,” Star sighed, burying her face in her free hand.
“You got it,” Tom chuckled.
“OK, bye!” Star said with relief before hanging up. He rolled his shoulders from inside his jacket and ran his hands through his hair before stepping into the main foyer, taking advantage of the space to summon the carriage and its horses, the incantations coming effortlessly to him. Demons had been fortunate enough to retain their powers on Earthni, but the location underground and the relative lack of portaling methods available left them even more isolated than previously. While most of the other kingdoms had dissolved or integrated into a loose coalition of government covering all of the Echo Creek area, the Underworld had been content to stay completely under the banner of Lord and Lady Lucitor, and Tom found himself pitching in more and more in his role as Prince. In truth, he would have appreciated the company his friends were offering, but he knew how much it had meant to Star to be able to give this life up, and he didn’t want to drag her - either of them, really, considering Marco had earned an official title on Mewni himself - back into the boring thick of regal errands. Was Prince Thomas Draconius Lucitor really going to let some stuffy old book collection get the best of him? Hah, as if.
With a flick of his wrist, the half-demon shuttled the carriage to the surface in a pillar of flame, barely looking and instead pulling out his new phone. He was still getting the hang of the new and improved Reflectacorp’s Earth tech integration, but he’d at least learned how to open yesterday’s text conversation thread from its new message notification.
Janna: anti-gravity potion attempt 4 failed. affected bottle glass itself and launched into sky. note to self: work under roof. star and marco’s suggestions didnt work either. not all bad though, it went towards cloud kingdom lol
Tom: careful, don’t hit pony’s ego and make it fly even higher ·;) btw pony + starco are going shopping in underworld soon. im stuck working for mom though.
Janna: stores r lame. even in underworld. and srsly dude u gotta stop using starfans dumb name for them. otoh it bugs them so actually nvm go 4 it
Tom: it was mine first >·:( it saves letters when they’re together!
Janna: which is always
Tom: exactly. speaking of which, they’re here ttyl
Star stepped out of the carriage in a nice white polka dotted green dress, quickly followed by Marco, the pair’s fingers remaining intertwined until they gave him a hello hug, and Tom honestly wasn’t sure they’d stopped holding hands even then. Ponyhead burst out a moment later with her phone floating in front of her pointed at herself, and she was in the middle of a monologue to no one in particular.
“-so yeah anyway as you all can see we have now arrived in the Underwoooorld. So yeah this is, like, basically the best place on all of Earthni to go shopping as I’ll be showing you today. Oh yeah, I guess some demon boys live here too. Oh my goodness, say hello you guuuys,” she rolled her eyes as she butted in between Star and Tom, side-eyeing him for a split second before grinning back into the camera. After all this time Pony still hadn’t dropped the passive aggression over his and Star’s messy history; Tom had to admit it was a bit understandable, but did she really have to keep it up in such an annoying way? He rolled his eyes - it was Ponyhead he was thinking about here. “OK, the Ponyhead Experience will be taking a short break. Tune back in soon! Love y’all, buhbye!” She snapped the phone shut and caught it with her tongue. “Ugh, why do all of my vlogs with you dorks get like ten times as many viewers? Tom, you were in the shot for like three seconds and do you know what happened? 2000 more people tuned in! What the heck! It’s like, just because I have one less horn and one less eye I’m not exciting to you? But I can’t stay mad at my adooooring fans.”
“Must be the Lucitor charm.” He flashed a toothy smile and a pair of finger guns at her, accidentally flinging his phone across the room in the process. “Totally planned,” he blurted out with a much less authentic grin. Marco chuckled and picked it up, handing it back and patting him mock-sympathetically on the shoulder while holding back a smirk.
Star giggled but tapped her foot impatiently, looking around the room nervously. “OK, great catching up, but on the way here I checked the website and the headband shop is almost out of stock! We have to go, now! Let’s move it, people! Tom, can we borrow the carriage for the day?”
He shrugged nonchalantly. “Fine by me.”
“Thankyouthankyouthankyou, you’re the best!”
“You sure you don’t need anything?” Marco inquired again.
“You heard the girl, Marco, my audience wants to see us get our shop on!”
Tom blew a raspberry, pushing them towards the carriage. “Relax, it’s nothing. I’m practically done already! Tooootally almost done!”
Marco finally relented, nodding his assent. Star was bouncing up and down so much that she looked ready to launch around the room. He giggled as she wrapped both her arms around his middle and kissed his cheek before hauling him the rest of the way into the carriage. “C’mon boo, mama needs a new pair of horns. Plus we can get whatever you need, too! I saw a few things in the catalog that would look preeeetty good on you,” she sing-songed, walking two fingers up his chest to boop his nose after they plopped down onto the seat together. Ponyhead mimed vomiting at Tom, who silently laughed in response; they were so engrossed with each other that Tom was fairly certain they wouldn’t have noticed even if he’d shouted his laughter, though. He blankly stared at the spot the carriage had been for a few seconds after it exited in a blaze.
“Pretty gross, right?” Tom started and launched a fireball in the direction of the voice, hovering away from the intruder. A split second after, his vision caught up with his instincts and saw Janna in her usual green shirt and beanie and yellow skirt, sans jacket, nonchalantly sidestep the flame. “You do the same thing every time, you really need to work on that,” she chided with her arms crossed and a devious smirk on her face.
He rubbed his temple and gestured at her in sullen disbelief. “How did you-”
“Roof of the carriage.”
“Huh.” An eyebrow up in surprise, studying her expression. “You never usually, you know, answer that.”
She shrugged, kicking a boot into the hard stone floor. “Whatever, guess I’m just bored. Besides, half the reason I do that is to get a rise out of Marco,” she slyly snickered, and Tom couldn’t help but join in. “Alright, demon boy, what adventure are we going on today?”
Tom crossed his arms apprehensively. “Just trying to find a book for my mom, not really much of an adventure.”
“Like I said, dude, I’m bored and shopping is dumb. I don’t mind hanging out here for a study session or whatever, your family’s got great taste in decor.” She picked a skull off the ground and tossed it back and forth between her hands. He grinned back at her, grateful for the company. “So what kind of creepy curses are in this book?”
The pair started walking back into the study as their conversation continued. “Don’t think there are any. It’s called ‘Historia Homewnum’, according to my mom, so it’s probably a history book but that’s all I know.”
“Darn. Demon history’s bound to be pretty cool, though.”
“You’d be surprised how little actually happens down here, it’s just a lot of maintenance. Last month the most important thing I did was a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a new boba cornshake shop, it’s really caught on here since the Cleaving. But man is it good! Marco was right, the little pearls are just so tasty, I like the creamed corn version best.”
“What is it with you and corn, seriously...” Janna shuddered.
“Don’t knock it ‘till you try it.” He knew he’d gotten distracted thinking about the delicious creamy beverage, but that didn’t seem like an adequate reason to look so horrified, especially coming from Janna. Not able to figure out any other reason she might be disgusted by his comments, he got his thoughts back on track. “Really don’t know why she wants this thing so much. Anyway, I already checked the entire study for it, and the search archives don’t have anything either. Oh well, what can you do, might as well just give up and-”
“Found something,” Janna piped up, somehow already in the computer chair with her feet on the desk.
“Really? How?” he asked incredulously, throwing his hands in the air for emphasis.
“OK, I didn’t actually find the book, but maybe we should check this place out.” He leaned into the screen to see a Mewgle search for ‘how to find weird book in underworld’ on the screen.
“I already tried that, Janna!”
“Yeah, but your antivirus was blocking this link to some place called the ‘Librarinth’.”
Tom slammed his palm into his forehead. “Of course, the Librarinth! How could I not think to look there, that’s where all the oldest books are. Why was it getting blocked?”
She clicked on the link and both recoiled at the sight: an abhorrent patterned background with almost unreadable randomly colored text and low quality cartoon images scattered all around the page. “Yeah, it’s awful,” she said in response to his obvious horror. “Seriously, whoever must made this website must be, like, a thousand years old.”
“Probably , yeah, but why does that have anything to do with-” His eyes widened in realization as he clapped his hands together in contemplation. “Right, humans and their lifespans. Go on.”
“Look.”
She scrolled past the despondent, blurry faces of demons of all shapes and sizes in the staff section until she arrived at the catalog, folding her arms triumphantly. Tom excitedly butted in, typing into the search box and being greeted with a loading wheel. “Uh, Janna? It’s not working.”
“Pfft, yeah, I might actually be dead by the time the search finishes. But that doesn’t matter because they have our book. It’s the header image for the whole catalog.” He squinted and brought his face closer to the monitor, and to his surprise the title was clear as day on the cover of the book, although all the other information was too difficult to make out. “Alright, let’s go. Main page says the Librarinth is on Floor 216.”
With a snap of his fingers, the demon elevator was summoned into a bookshelf much as it had been the day they had dealt with the Blood Moon. Relicor’s shrieking, which had slowed to a whimper since they’d left, resumed in full; fortunately they began descending, which quickly put them out of earshot. Tom awkwardly stretched his arms, unsure what exactly to say. She was his friend, yes, but he was never the best at small talk, and Janna being Janna didn’t make that any easier. After long, messy years of broken hearts and misguided feelings, he finally felt comfortable forging friendships, but even though they got along quite well there was something about Janna that made that vibe a lot less effortless than with Marco or even Star. Thoughts of his other friends reminded him of something. “Uh, by the way… how did you even know about the carriage earlier?”
“A girl’s gotta keep some secrets.”
“Pony was posting about it every 15 seconds,” he guessed, calling Janna’s bluff.
“Touché. Every 10, though,” she coolly responded. “Ha, now she’s just flipping out because Star and Marco have way more likes than her selfies.”
“Figured you’d have him bugged or something,” Tom chuckled as he scooted over to get a look at Janna’s screen, and sure enough there was a picture collage of Star sitting in Marco’s lap with tens of thousands of likes and comments already. They were laughing their butts off at themselves in a mirror in front of them with novelty sunglasses, fake mustaches, goofy props, and even a few absurd full-body costumes; Ponyhead joined the fun for a few but just as often butt in trying to take over the mirror by herself.
“Ew, no, I disabled it all months ago. Boyfriend Tom was already too cutesy for me, and you two just had a little flirty fling. Do you think I’d really want to see or hear whatever Star and Marco have going on? They’re, like, deeply in love, or whatever, and it’s gotten even worse in the last few weeks.”
He murmured in tacit agreement. Now that he thought about it, they had seemed even more affectionate than usual, but he wasn’t too keen on uncovering why that might be. The ding of the elevator saved him from any further speculation, and he and Janna stepped out of the elevator into the lobby, which was empty with cobwebs coating most of the weathered stone walls. Janna looked at him with a quizzical expression. “Anyway, so the Librarinth is basically a combination of a library and a labyrinth-”
“Right, I got that,” she curtly retorted.
“The legends say that some ancient librarian demons wanted to challenge any who sought knowledge, so they hid all the books in a giant maze that only the worthy could navigate. But everyone who made it still decided to organize it thoroughly for some reason, and you still had to check out the books and bring them back and all that.”
She ran a finger over the dust on the front counter, and the surface of the desk sizzled in response, causing her to pull her hand back before poking the bubbles that formed with a curious smile. “So why is it completely empty?”
Tom rubbed the back of his neck. “Weeeeeeell, after a few people went missing or insane, everyone realized it really wasn’t a great way to, you know, run a library. Grandpa actually started collecting books to try and get them away from this place. No one really knows what goes on in there, but as far as I know it’s still maintained even though no one uses it. The kingdom stopped staffing the lobby but they could never just shut it down because anyone who tried, well-”
“Went missing or insane. Sounds cool, I’m in.”
“You sure?”
“Dude, you brought me to a wicked hell maze filled with psychotic demon nerds. Maybe there’ll be bottomless pits or a wicked dungeon boss. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re flirting with me, Mr. Lucitor,” she purred, running a finger up his chest and flicking his nose.
“Haha, very funny. And it’s Prince Lucitor,” he sarcastically chided, poking her arm in response before crossing the room with her following, but he couldn’t help but hide that he was flustered. Seeing Star and Marco’s relationship in the past year had reinforced his already-firm convictions about romance: he wanted someone with whom he could be life partners in all ways, not just handholding and rooftop picnics. Otherwise, what would be the point? He’d made that mistake enough times, and even just a light jab at the notion of him casually flirting struck made him feel self-conscious about that past. Finally his reflection was halted when he found what he sought: a large wrought iron door furnished with ornate demonic symbols and various carvings of mythological creatures dwarfed them both. With a soft, steady flame for light, he brought his hand up and ran it over the rusty engravings. He jumped back with a gasp as the fire spread into the lines of the door, lighting up the patterns on it and causing it to creak as it slowly opened.
“Nice,” Janna muttered in awe before strolling inside, with Tom hesitantly following. She was the most eager of their little group to dive headfirst into the unknown, even more than Star most of the time, but he trusted her gut.
They started walking down the long, cramped hallways, hearing only the sound of their own footsteps on the cold floor. Janna peeked her head into a small doorway that appeared to their left, earning herself an explosive blast to the face and getting knocked onto her butt. Tom slammed the door shut and leaned in to read an inscription next to it. “Incinerator for any books too damaged or damaging for further use. Probably not the right place.”
Janna huffed, brushing herself off and finding scraps of paper among the char. “I can see that. Seriously, what kind of labyrinth labels its doors?”
“Maybe one run by book nerds,” Tom offered, gripping her hand to help her up.
“So it’s just as bad at being a labyrinth as it is a library. Neat. Great adventure.”
Tom pressed on, keeping his focus ahead of them. “Hey, I’m just here to help my mom. You’re the one that said you were fine with anything.”
“Fine, fine. Just saying, I could be working on my potions or something.” She pulled a glass bottle full of purple liquid from her skirt pocket and casually tossed it at a wall. Janna snickered at Tom’s yelp when it shattered, but found herself joining him in backing away when a chunk of stone quickly deteriorated and slammed into the ground at incredible speed. She went over and carefully kicked a pebble, finding it impossible to even budge. “See, this was just a stupid pro-gravity potion. Worthless.”
He leaned against the stable wall opposite the hole, sighing. “I’m sure there has to be something interesting here. What if we, I dunno, make it a competition or something?” His frustration with both the situation and Janna were there, yes, but he still wanted to try and get something fun out of the day.
“Go on,” Janna said, eyes flickering up from the bottle that she was tossing between her hands nonchalantly.
OK, maybe he should have thought further ahead. His arms flailed as he scrambled to come up with an idea. “OK, so, uh, whoever finds the weirdest thing in this place in the next hour wins. Just call them out if you think you found something. Or whoever finds the book, whichever comes first, yeah. Mom still needs it.”
“Momma’s boy. I respect that. You’re on, Tom.” Janna cocked an eyebrow, staring at him for a second before pushing off the wall into a sprint, opening the first door she could find. “Empty. Another empty. Three empties, dammit.”
Tom used his flight to travel more smoothly from door to door on his side of the corridor, but still found himself losing ground as he took the time to read the sign posted by each threshold. The ‘Demonic Studies’ room had a very ornately ghoulish aesthetic, with macabre skeletal models throughout. Definitely something to show Janna on the way out just for the aesthetic, and it’d have been weird for most humans, but it wasn’t any more abnormal than what the two of them were used to as a daily routine. Another room for astronomy had an exquisite planetarium dome, but it turned out to be rather useless as the Underworld did not, in fact, contain any stars since it was underground. There was, however, a plentiful selection of guides to stalactites stocked on the shelves. The next four whole sections were devoted to anger management self-help books, which only made him waste precious seconds cringing at old memories.
His pace picked up as he kept going from door to door finding nothing but normal library fare, although he had to admit it was certainly well-maintained. On any other day he might actually enjoy some of the things here, but today he was on a mission to get out of here so they could actually have fun elsewhere.
‘Bookworms’... now that had potential. What sorts of hybrid creatures could lurk behind the inches of wood? “I think I might have found something!” he shouted, throwing open the door only to receive a harsh shushing. Within were only elderly demons in cozy sweaters reading by candlelight, all now glaring at him with an intensity that reminded him of his mom’s own rare reprimands. “Never mind,” he loud-whispered back out into the hall as he gently closed the door and found Janna in a nearby corridor. “Ugh, why is there nothing interesting here?” Sparks trailed behind him from his mounting anger as he paced.
“Tell me about it, even ‘Wormbooks’ was just a bunch of regular novels, somehow,” she sighed. “I was hoping for a big long chain of open books slithering around on the ground, now there’s a party.” She slumped down against the wall next to the streak of flame he’d left on the ground, idly stamping it out with her boot until Tom sat down beside her.
“Wouldn’t a wormbook be the opposite? A big fat worm in the shape of a book?”
“Nah, it’d totally be a book made of a bunch of little flatworms all working together, duh. Still pretty lame.”
OK, now he knew something was up with her. “Janna, is- is something wrong?”
Her body slouched further down until she was almost horizontal on the cold floor, staring ahead of her like a zombie. “Being weird has just felt so pointless lately. Everything’s weird now, all the time! I’m wasting all my time trying to brew potions when there’s a shop that sells them on every corner. I got so bored that I even passed that same dumb test Marco did and now I’m done with high school, like, for real this time.”
“Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself, that’s pretty impressive.”
“It’s easy if you know who to blackmail.” Tom blinked a few times, not sure why he’d expected anything different. “Everyone else is moving on with their lives, but I’m still feeding the same old possums and picking up the same old tennis balls. The whole point of my routine is that it’s different, it’s me, it’s my Jannanigans or whatever Star calls it, but it’s just not the same. I’m still into all that stuff, and Earthni’s actually really cool, but… ugh.” With that, her head fully sunk to the ground.
Tom brought his palms together over her head, opening and shutting his hands while wiggling his fingers around. “It’s a wormbook,” he said hesitantly, not really sure what he was doing. It was silly amusement, but perhaps that was just what she needed right now. Janna frowned and rolled her eyes, so he snapped at her arm with his hand puppet wormbook a few times.
“Alright, I get it,” she barked out, but her sullen demeanor slowly cracked under the onslaught of frivolity as she sat back up with an unusually ponderous look at him.
“Remember that time you took me bootsledding?” She nodded. “You told me that I needed to find a life outside of Star, and- and it was really great advice. Didn’t mean I still couldn’t like spending time with Star or anything, heck, I still do! But I just needed to get out of that rut of depending on it. Maybe you just need to do that, too. If doing your weirdness by yourself is normal, then adding something normal might be kinda weird.”
“That’s it.” Janna leapt to her feet, looking very suddenly invigorated. “That’s it!”
“Well, uh, glad you liked it. It was nothing, really, just trying to be a good pal-”
“Yeah, yeah, that too,” she waved dismissively, and he couldn’t help but feel a bit scorned. “If weird is normal then normal is weird. We were looking for the craziest things we could find here, but everything that should have been weird was normal, so we should be looking for the most painfully boring room here!” All three of Tom’s eyes blinked a few times as her words sunk in. Could it be…? “Tom, over here!” He hustled over to a particularly plain wooden door. Janna pointed at the plaque on the wall, which was far more faded than the others had been. “Look. ‘Government Records’.”
A burst of energy coursed through Tom’s blood, sparking life in him once more, and he could see the same reflected in Janna’s determined brown eyes. “And the book Mom wanted has something to do with history. Maybe it’s political history! Janna, you might be a genius!”
“Pfft, ‘might’. Now we just gotta…” She grabbed his arm, aiming it at the door, and he looked at her incredulously. “C’mon, dude, who knows what’s behind there. We’re gonna bust in with a demon blast, duh. Pew-pew!”
He rolled his eyes, but the corner of his lip turning up in a begrudging smile gave away his agreement. The pair aimed at the door and blew it off its hinges before charging in through the smoke.
“I see you two have finally solved the grand riddle of the Librarinth!” A deep, booming voice greeted them from the smoke. “Janna Ordonia, Thomas Lucitor, you certainly took your time. I expected you to book it here much more quickly. No matter, for this room shall be your tome!”
“How do you know my-” Janna stammered.
“Uh, don’t you mean tomb-” Tom started at the same time before realizing the wordplay and groaning in misery. Wait a second… Epic threats, an obvious personality quirk…
“Dungeon boss!” the teens cheered together, glancing back and forth between each other and the remainder of the room in front of them obscured by shadow.
“It is I, the bookkeeper of this place. I guard the most sacred treasure of all… knowledge!” Paper rustled loudly, echoed throughout the cavernous space, far taller and wider than Tom had noticed when they first entered with a massive array of bookshelves many times taller than him in a single row near the back wall. The ground beneath them began to shake and Tom tossed a puff of light in front of him, exposing the wide chasm that had just opened up in the ground, swallowing all the shelving in the room. Neither were prepared for the sight that greeted them: a coiled mass unfurled from the abyss and slithering with purpose along the ground, finally raising itself up to stand at fifteen feet tall, swaying back and forth with enough force to create an artificial wind within the space. A closer look showed that the body was made of some peculiar segments of… books, of all shapes and sizes. The volume at the top of the chain was much larger and far more ornately embossed than the others, and on the blood red surface of the cover Tom could make out a set of eyes. As the picture became more and more clear, he could finally see what they were up against. Now THIS is a bookworm.
“Aren’t libraries supposed to be, like, public and free?” Janna blithely inquired.
“You are correct, child, but perhaps try reporting that to your friend there! The Lucitor family is the sworn enemy of this great Librarinth! That fiend Relicor pilfered our collection for his own use for millennia, and the rest tried to shut this place down for good. But worst of all, in the most egregious display of contempt I have witnessed since the dawn of writing itself… Prince Lucitor and his ilk have amassed twenty-six dollars in unpaid fees!”
The tension in the room nearly evaporated in a heartbeat as Tom and Janna paused momentarily before bursting out into raucous laughter.
“Seriously, dude? I could just, like, repay it.” He fumbled in his pockets for his wallet for a moment before being interrupted once more.
“Do not condescend to me, children! It is far too late to make up for these sins with mere currency. Revenge is my fee most overdue, now prepare to meet… Overdoom! I shall harness the power of the written word to spell your demise!”
Books were hurled from the depths of the crevice en masse. Tom stepped in front of Janna to blast them away, but they had taken on a life of their own and homed in on him, covers flapping in the air like wings. Behind Tom, Janna snatched one out of the air to thwart a flank attack. She grabbed his left arm and pointed it up, tapping his elbow frantically. He spared a glance and saw the paper tornado coalescing, and understood her intention. Demon flames surged out of both hands with Janna calling the shots for the left side and Tom focusing on his right. They used the opportunity to back up to a wall, letting them cover every attack vector but creating a stalemate they were sure to lose in time as the seemingly endless offense droned on. Overdoom for the time being simply floated out of the abyss, glaring harshly at them as more and more papers kept emerging.
“Wait, Tom, look…” Still using his hand, she pointed to a shelf that had fallen at an odd angle and hadn’t collapsed into the abyss. There was a large, torn-up poster on which he could barely make out the word “Historia”.
“That might be it,” he breathed out, starting to feel the burn from minutes of nonstop vigilant defensive demon blasts. Oddly, none of the books in that corner were joining the assault. Almost as if...
“It’s making them magical in the chasm.” Tom’s heart leapt up in his chest at the revelation, hope and adrenaline mixing in his veins to keep him fully alert. But charging in was a suicide mission and they clearly couldn’t win on raw firepower.
“Have you had enough? Are you children yet ready to come scrawling on your hands and knees to a-tome for the sins of your forefathers?” the imposing figure growled, bristling impatiently.
“Did it seriously just use the tome pun again?” Janna griped, running her hands past her eyes and down her cheeks in disgust. “For a word nerd, that’s just awful.”
“Yeah…” Tom absent-mindedly responded. He knew she was right, though. Book, tome, scrawl… even if the creature’s summoning powers were off the charts, and it wielded them with calculated ease, its cocky wordplay taunts left something to be desired. It struck him then: what if they’d been approaching this all wrong? If the battle couldn’t be won by blows, then they had to find another option, and Tom was ready to put his plan into action.
He quickly shook off Janna’s rather tight grip on his arm and stepped forward, mustering up a confident expression masking any fears he still had left. “Nice try, Overdoom. Your words aren’t scaring us. Learn to read the room!”
Its “body” immediately began wiggling violently in the air as it crawled a bit forward towards them. Tom paid careful attention to its back end, which had climbed a few feet out of the ground in the move. “How dare you! Petulant brats!” Literary fire and brimstone rained down upon them with more fury than ever, and the two backed up into a corner which was the best they could do in a room largely devoid of any cover.
“What the hell-” Janna whispered through gritted teeth. Tom wriggled his tail out and waved it in front of Janna’s face momentarily. “Now is not the time to-” She was cut off when a barrage of index cards launched at them with enough force to somehow chip the stone behind them on impact. Tom forcefully nodded his head towards the worm’s tail, waggling his own once again. Her eyes lit up much like his had and she nodded in understanding.
“Come on, is that the best you got? I’ve heard them all before, at least give us something novel!”
Janna stood beside him, and her grimace even managed to spook Tom a bit. “I’d alphabet you couldn’t do better even if you tried!” Not what he would’ve gone with, but hey, if it helped tick Overdoom off then who was he to say no?
“You can talk up a storm all you want, but no matter what volume of air you blow, all I feel is a not-so-rough draft!”
“ENOUGH!” Overdoom’s tail launched out of the chasm faster than either could follow, crossing the room in a heartbeat. Tom shoved Janna out of the way before it wrapped itself around him, dragging him much more slowly towards the abyss. His jacket and jeans mercifully protected the paper edges pressing into him, but it was still a painfully tight squeeze that left him gasping for air. His arms were uselessly pinned inside the embrace as he was dragged headfirst, but their hypothesis had been proven correct as all the books around them had dropped to the ground lifeless.
“Tom!” Janna called out. He strained his head to see she’d removed her beanie and had something purple in her hand that she lobbed at that moment. Through the haze of pain he recognized it as another of her potions. The arc was due to miss until he summoned his energy reserves and redirected it with a weak burst of flame from his boot. Though the glass was durable enough to not melt or shatter, the demonic heat changed the potion into a bubbling olive green milliseconds before it contacted a random segment of the behemoth they were fighting. All at once, its hold on Tom and the rest of its body went limp as it began floating lazily into the air before bouncing off the ceiling a few times like a balloon. Janna ran over and helped Tom up as Overdoom screamed inarticulately from many feet above. They traversed the chaotic mess towards the pile they’d spotted previous. After some digging around, he found ‘Historia Homewnum’ miraculously unscathed and protected by a large, sturdy slab of mahogany that had fallen flat on top of it. “I got it!”
“Cool, potion is wearing off. We need to go.” Janna calmly stated. Twin jets of fire erupted from his feet as he swiftly passed the book to Janna and scooped her up in his arms, carrying them across the room towards the door. After setting Janna down, he hesitated for a moment as she stood in the doorway.
“Do you think I should still pay the late fee? I feel kinda bad and-”
“TODAY MAY HAVE BEEN YOUR VICTORY, BUT TOME-ORROW WILL-”
Tom sighed in resignation with a very unimpressed expression. “OK, yeah, never mind.” And with a quick slam of the door, they were both out scot-free. They didn’t stop running until they arrived back at the elevator. Once inside, they slumped down onto the ground as they began the journey back up to the main surface of the Underworld.
“Woo!” Tom was caught off guard by Janna expressing visible joy, and it was immediately infectious. “Now that’s an adventure. Of course, demon fire is what makes the potions work. Makes a lot more sense. Stupid ink smudge, I burned all those lemons for nothing.” He belly laughed, falling over to the floor and clutching his gut as Janna kicked him in the arm.
“Sorry, sorry, couldn’t help it.”
Her foot backed off after one last good hit. “So now you just have to give that book to your mom?”
“Yeah, should only take a minute. Want to come with?”
“Dude, she’s half a story tall and cries lava. I’d be honored. Oh crud, Pony’s current stream title is ‘WHY Y’ALL CARE MORE ABOUT EARTH TURD AND B-FLY THAN ME?!?!’” Janna showed him the notification on her phone. “That can’t be good.”
Tom pulled out his phone and called to see what was up. Pony picked up after only one ring and didn’t even bother with a greeting as she screamed so loudly that he lost hearing for a moment in his right ear. Her voice carried through the elevator car even without being put on speakerphone. “Yo Tom, why do all my Pony Pals just want to watch those two idiots kiss and cuddle? What is up with that? I even gave my fanbase a stupid nickname, they eat that stuff up, so why won’t they looooove meeeeee?” Business as usual with Pony, it seemed. “An-y-way, this whole shopping spree was amaaaazing, I am all kinds of extra fabulous now. B-Fly and Earth Turd took over the stream cuz the viewers, like, wanted a Q&A sesh but I’m only giving them twenty minutes! Hmph!”
“Might as well just make a whole show about them,” Janna chimed in, rolling her eyes a few times for good measure.
“Wait, demon boy, is Janna there? What the heck have you two been getting up to? Don’t tell me you too are getting your freak on too, I could not handle that T.M.I.-”
Yeah, there was nothing more to gain from that conversation. Tom flipped his compact shut, disconnecting the call. Wait, ‘too’? Did she mean- he shuddered involuntarily. You know what, nope, just not going to think about that one.
“So glad I turned off the cameras,” Janna mumbled, curling up into a ball on the floor, clearly not wanting to touch that whole situation either.
He opted to make contact with the other group via Marco instead - why he hadn’t just done that in the first place, he’d never know - and sent a quick text. “Marco wants to get dinner at the Waterfolk Kingdom in, like, an hour and a half. Apparently Star found some earrings she wanted at the last minute, and Pony got arrested for shoplifting three seconds after I hung up.”
Janna cackled in response. “Let’s just meet them there. My jacket got ripped to shreds by the possums last week, might as well get a new one while I’m down here. Been thinking about changing it up. I kinda like that style.” She lifted up his arm and poked at a button on the sleeve of his own.
“Uh, yeah, sure, I can show you where I got it.” He stumbled over his words, still caught off guard by this new normal-person-Janna. The elevator dinged and the teens began their trek through the Lucitor castle in search of the queen. “So, the Librarinth... we’re definitely going back there at some point, right?”
“Totally, bet’s still not over. We should do this more often, you’re not so bad a friend.”
“You too, and yeah, we should.” Looking back on the day, it had honestly been one some of the most fun he’d had in a while, despite almost dying at least once. Tom still wasn’t sure what to make of this friendship brewing between them, but if it meant more days like this to look forward to? Maybe he could get used to that.
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byul-bit-arae · 6 years
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Boyfriend Taeyong
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“When I fall in love, it will be forever.  Or I’ll never fall in love. In a restless world like this is–   Love is ended before it’s begun. And too many moonlight kisses, Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun."
*Silently slides this across the table and leaves* I'll just leave this here.
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Ok but
Ok ok ok 
*Grabs tissues, blankets, desserts* gotta get real ready for this now
*Pushes up virtual glasses bc I always forget to wear mine shh we don't talk about that* boyfriend taeyong you say?
Well I saY GTFO I DONT WANNA DIE OF TOO MUCH FEELS SIS
Ok jk come back ere I would die everyday for one (1) human being and that's Lee Taeyong
.. wait wat
Anyway
This kid dude is literally t h e best bf you could ever have like what ????
You see all those shitty posts/texts/ads about perfect boyfriends??? Yeah just like that
Or maybe better
Way better
Taeyong would love you with A L L OF HIS HEART 
He's basically a five-year-old who only sees you, and like, nothing else.
Except for chocolate but like, nothing else
Like before you guys start dating
And that would probably be a GOOD while bc this pure lil child doesn't even know what dating is (no I'm serious have you seen that article)
Srsly tho 
Not just that but he seems to me like the type to take relationships very seriously 
Like blind dates and one night stands wouldn't be his thing, he wouldn't fancy them and just, no
He probably believes in those fictional perfect love stories
And is well aware it might take time to find the right person and is okay with waiting his whole life for it
He just secretly hopes it's soon k
And then he meets u
And wow Lee Taeyong the quiet cold-ish dude who?
More like LEE TAEYONG THE CUTEST FLUSTERED AWKWARD BALL OF FLUFF
When he saw you the first time he could swear he got like star struck or something
He gets all flustered at everything you do and he doesn't know why
Like WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY AM I BEING LIKE THIS WHAT IS THIS 
BODY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
BRAIN WHAT IS THIS MESS
HEART STOP POUNDING LIKE CRAZY OKAY THANKS
Like you smile and he's a mess, you just sit there and he's a mess, you pout and he's a mess, you look at him and he's a M E S S ™
And he doesn't even know why bc he never felt like this towards someone
He'd probably meet you through one of the members
Yuta, your close friend, finally decided to introduce you to his 'brothers'
He calls them his brothers but then it took him like three years to introduce you guys bc he's one hell of an overprotective best friend, or mom, over you
"Hey guys I can't believe I'm doing this but this is my little cute precious best friend Y/N and no you can't talk to her"
"Um yuta pls calm down"
Anyways
So the first meeting goes on great I mean the guys are all super kind and funny 
And so you start meeting them more often!!
And Taeyong--
istg this kid--
Like he sees you, and some fictional chibi monster starts gnawing at his insides
#SaveLeeTaeyong2k18
Like you noticed how he's kind of quiet around you and stuff but then yuta reassured you saying he's just a bit introverted and it'd take him time to open up
Bc tbh you actually thought he didn't really fancy your presence?? Since he looked really quiet and basically expressionless? and you'd like catch him glaring holes into your head from the corner of your eye??
BUT GURL LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS JUST WAY TOO WHIPPED HE KEEPS STARING DROOLING AT YOU
IT'S JUST THAT HIS POKER FACE LOOKS A BIT INTIMIDATING
BUT HE'S REALLY ALL UNDER YOUR SPELL OK LIKE YOU'RE SOME FALLEN ANGEL OR IDK OK.
ANYWAYS.
So it'd take him some time to start being comfortable around you
Considering that he's an introvert; a whipped introvert to be exact
But eventually you guys will get friendlier
And that would make him know more stuff about you and wow he never thought he could like you even more but here we are ??
Also the way you take care of the dreamies just !!! Makes his heart go !!!!!!
You just find them really cute and feel the need to protect them from all evil
Also winwin, bc take notes, winwin invented cute 
And how you'd be especially close to mark 
And you'd be his fav noona too
Aw.
And how you're so so kind w the older guys too
And Taeyong just-- admires you so so much
Bc he loves his friends so dearly and the fact that you love them too and take care of his beloved ones makes him so happy, he just appreciates it a lot
And legit keeps staring at you from a distance with a sweet smile as you put a scarf over jisung before he goes out or you hand winwin a new book about Korean poetry that you bought for him
And then probably Johnny passes by and lightly smacks his head to wake him from his day dreams and whispers
"Dude stop that's so creepy"
Oh btw
Everyone in the dorm knows about his crush on you
E V E R Y O N E .
Probably even their pets
This child is so bad at not getting flustered at the mere thought of you someone protecc
And the guys tease him the whole time omg
Like even the younger ones
He swears to ground them like ten times a day but ends up forgetting bc he'd be so flustered
AND SO ONE DAY 
You probably get left in the dorm alone w him
Don't ask me how yuta agreed to that ok I might be the author but evEN IDK K BYE.
And so you start chatting
Probably while cleaning the mess made by another seventeen wild horses
And you both find it funny how at first you were so so distant and awkward
And now here you are casually picking up chenle's underwear from the floor and throwing it with the laundry
And you tell him how you thought he was unfriendly at first and he laughs it off
And he tells you how he watched how you treated his brothers before opening up to you
And you're like ooOooOOoH so that's why, I thought you were glaring @ me and you actually hated me
And ty would literally snap like ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS DEEP IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE MY WHOLE LIFE---
And you're like wait what
And he's like wait what.
DING! NEW LEVEL OF SOFT UNLOCKED
HE WOULD BE LITERALLY FREAKING OUT AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY HIS BRAIN WOULD BE ALL LIKE UNKNOWN ERROR ABORT MISSION A B O R T MISSIO--
"Taeyong it's okay I like you too
It's actually really relieving since I thought you didn't feel the same so I was a bit gloomy"
And then he apologizes for the misunderstanding
And at that moment jeno barges in and he's like um sorry am I interrupting something
And before you say anything he's like oh shit I'm really interrupting something sorry BYEEEE
But then he opens the door again and he's like okay ONE last question hyung did you ask her out yet
And ty is like jeNO I SWEAR TO GOD
And then when jeno leaves bc he realizes he needs to run for his life or else he'll spend the night in the streets,
It's really awkward before you're like
"so uh.. how about we grab some coffee? Like a first date?"
And taeyong tries his best to muster up a good answer until the word "date" leaves your mouth and he's like 1010101010011101 error shutdown sorry.
Anyways so you go out to this cute coffee shop and that's your first awkward date full of tingling feels and chibi monsters gnawing on your insides.
You probably frequent that coffee shop a lot more often after that
Bc coffee shop dates w taeyong are just so adorable
And he's adorable
*mark silently dragging my crying whipped ass away*
Arcade dates are also your thing
Since he's a little bit too obsessed with games
He loves museums too so he'd bring you to a lot of them
Especially art museums
And you're like why should we go when I've got a whole piece of art in front of me
And he blushes and smiles
Late late night dates
Where you just walk around like fools at like three in the morning bc neither of you could sleep
And you probably grab some ice cream
Okay I'm making it sound like you'd be such an outdoor couple when you're not lmao
Okay not rlly
But my point is that you'd prefer cuddling in bed all day over any of those
Not only in bed but really everywhere
Y'all are just so cute and soft
Skinship skinship and a lot of skinship
He can't stay like ten seconds without touching you
idk like he has to grab your hand or hug you or have you hug him or juST BE IN PHYSICAL CONTACT W YOU OK LIKE HE MIGHT DIE OR SMG OK
But there are some small cute things you notice he likes
Like back hugging you when you're doing literally anything
Like you'd be cooking or washing the dishes or freaking wiping away the dust or just looking out the window and he'd waddle to you as if his skinship'o'meter is hitting a critically low level and he needs urgent recharge
He'd then slowly wrap his arms around you so so gently yet you still feel like his whole world depends on that hug
90% of the time he'd rest his chin on your shoulder
Okay not his chin but technically press his lips against your shoulder, crook of neck, neck, collarbones, hairline, the skin behind your ear, your jawline, basically anywhere he could reach
Like they aren't even kisses his lips would just ever so softly ghost around your skin and his nose would nuzzle your crooks
You're dead if you're ticklish
He also likes intertwining fingers
Like not even all fingers but two or three
He'd love link your index and ring fingers as you walk, lay around and whenever he holds your hand which is often
He love love loves when you play with his hair
Kittyong anybody?
Esp as you praise him
Or you cup his cheeks and then your hands slowly creep to his ears and then to play with the hair on the back of his head
Or simply when you're laying down as he rests on your chest
He looooves doing that
Like he doesn't even care if you're boobless he just really loves that 
Sometimes while having really deep conversations
Or when you're cheering him up if he's ever having a rough time
Like you'd gently caress his hair as you tell him all the things you love about him
If he's really really down he'd silently cry and hugs you tighter 
And then end up falling asleep to your soft soothing voice and touch
He's usually very cheerful and hyper though
You'd love spending time in the kitchen tgt
Flour fights aren't that common bc he's usually tidy but they do happen so watch out
He loves cooking for you
And LOVES when you cook for him
Like even the simplest things
You don't really have to be that good at cooking like you'd crack him an egg and he'd be as happy as if you've served him a full course meal
He'd teach you how to cook but wouldn't let you do it like tf
He says to use those skills when he's not home
Although whenever he's leaving for some time he'd stack up the fridge w food that would probably last a year
Very random kisses
Like very random listen to me
You'd be like watching TV or something and he'd suddenly turn and peck your cheek then go back to watching
And you're like ?????
And he's like nothing I just wanted to do it
And you're like ????? uwu
Man I could talk about him all day but no one can afford this 
This is already way longer than all my other boyfriend posts wsdswdsdwdswdws
He just wants to be loved okay give my boi some sarang
Just kidding give him all the sarang lmao
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No really I'm serious.
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postmastered · 5 years
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Sanders Shovels - Shovel Knight AU
i havent worked on this in months hA but i finally jotted down some things and bada bing bada boom were done babeyyy lets get into it
Logan Wenn - Plague Knight
very very book smart, but like, what's social interaction again????
likes blowing stuff up
disaster shorty
spooky raven aesthetic
can only tolerate virgil
Safety? Who's she? Never heard of her.
small gay
color codes potions, alphabetized his supply stock
really good at bartending as a result (not something he does often, mind you)
wears a plague doctor mask and a hood to hide his identity
has a prosthetic arm
Virgil Ware - Mona
will never EVER let go of his cloak
logan tried helping him sew patches on it, but he sucks at sewing, so virgil took care of it himself, appreciating the sentiment
gothic castle-y aesthetic
helps logan make potions and organizes beakers by size
takes care of the "little guys" (minions)
average height
still a lot taller than logan tho
lives in town, her room underground leads to an even deeper level, the Explodatorium, where he works with Lo to make potions
provides adult supervision
"logan, you need adult supervision"
"Virgil, i am an adult."
"mm yeah sure now eat your apple slices"
logan hurled a potion at him because of this incident and stormed off
eventually came back and apologized, pretending like he didnt cry
logan dont like bein treated like a child
virgil can bake, he makes a bunch of the recipes he uses himself
average gay
Patton Wye - Polar Knight
6'10-ish idk
has a snow shovel he loves dearly
"her name is shelly!!!!!!"
likes snowball fights
And also snow
and ice
makes popsicles and ice cream
has a cow named terracotta
big boy. wide. good for hugs. bear man.
almost every aspect of him makes roman want to cry
"roman!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!! its me!!!!!!! patton!!!!!!!!"
"*sobbing uncontrollably* h-hi pat...."
"roman???!?!?!? r u ok??!?!?!?!? what happen??!?!?!?!!?!?"
massive bean
can and will pick up all his friends
hagrid but colder
VERY BIG GAY
Roman Howe - King Knight
Roman, but more extra
his castle is made of solid gold
has a sparkly scepter
wears a crown for every occaision
if patton sits on the couch by himself he will crawl over and cling to patton and then Patton is just there like "huh. guess i cant move sorry virgil go stop logan from blowing up the fridge yourself pal"
very clingy
pat pat is very warm despite being in the cold constantly and roman is a cold boy despite being in the heat all the time
saunters and/or sashays
We dont walk in this household
wears heels
slightly below average height
VERY GAY
Declan Watt - Tinker Knight
shortiest shorty to ever shorty
made a giant robot to make him taller
stays up way too late
fixes Remy's propellers and Emile's submarine constantly because they kEEP BREAKING
tired
his boyfs are there to help tho dw
stress city usa
handyman
smells like oil. stinky boy.
demi child
Remy Hew - Propeller Knight
Flappy boy
fucking adores swords
"Oh, gurl, the hilt, goddamn that's gorgeous wait lemme see the blade- BABE IS THIS FUCKING CLAY-TEMPERED?????"
if an enemy has a sword he will geek about it for hours dont test him
he'll still fight them, but compliment it while fighting
if the sword they have is sub par he will get them a new one
his boyfs think its cute
his propellers break too often for it to not seem suspicious
"dee? babe? one of my propellers broke again..."
he does not break them to get declan to pay attention to him i promise
emile is happy to give him as much attention as he so desires if declan is busy
turns into a pile of flying mush when emile gushes about him
disaster bi
Emile Picani - Treasure Knight
"Ooh! Shinyyyy...."
almost cried when he saw roman's castle for the first time
knows too much about gems for it to be normal
does his best to protect his boyfs and stop his submarine from breaking down too much cause fixing it puts dee out of commission for a year or two
Keeps the Iron Whale in tip top shape
ocean boy. splish splash.
very good swimmer
loves seafood
remy can cook fish and nothing else
good for emile, but sucks for dee, the boye lives off vegetables and nothing else
pan
Nathan Lukas - Mole Knight
Lil gossip goblin
lonely :(
goofs about rocks with emile tho
sometimes they hang out together
ace/aro bean
values his platonic relationships like he values his life
Toby Ross- Specter Knight
Ghosts!!!!!!
Zombies!!!!!!!
CONSPIRACIES!!!!!!!!
legitimately raises the dead
Nate is his best chum
Grows roses
and other plants
made his clothes himself
dont trust that many peeps tbh
himself and virgil both have a Gothic Aesthetic they bond over
Lone wolf
Virgil held his scythe once and told toby he felt like his soul almost got stolen
toby laughed and said "good thing i dont have one!"
lives for spookin people
plays the organ
K thats all hmu if ur interested in any way lol
also i have to credit @spectralheartt for the name and also for humoring me like four months ago about this idea :)
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nakamoto-papoyaki · 6 years
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Hi ship your mutuals with nct challenge ily x
Whilst you’re at it give your mutuals nicknames
akdjlksdj okay rip ive gotten a lot more mutuals recently and there’s only 18 members so i shall try my bestest
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@yukhis - taeil, eva only you would be able to take care of this old man :> no but really you two would be so adorable, the mature but also childish couple that everyone KNOWS is gonna be together until they turn into prunes, he would always be playing pranks on you just to get a reaction but then smother you with love n kisses so you won’t be grumpy at him: taeil’s caretaker
@yougotthatbilly - johnny, we had this talk when we first started talking haha, how #bomb you two would be together, like he would be the guy to always make you laugh even if you aren’t down and he would be so soft n gentle with you just to make sure that you’re happy and comfortable being with him: johnny’s biggest accomplishment/ wife
@melonmark - taeyong, sorina you are so so soft n sweet so of course i ship you with taeyong, you both are such cute lil dorks putting the two of you together would be so perfect!!! He would be his usual puppy self around you and it would just make you so giggly which he would think is the absolute cutest thing he would constantly nuzzle his face into yours: mark’s first n last crush
@osakaprinceyutaa - yuta, oof i couldn’t think of anyone better to take responsibility of mr.yuta than you akky bby. You are like the sweetest lil bean i know and um your soft yuta imagines actually make me sob uncontrollably. Yuta would definitely spoil you with affection and cuddles, never ever letting you go. You just being your sweet self would make him so enamored with you lksjlaksdj he would be fangirling anytime you even breathe: yuta’s osaka princess
@kuntented - kun, i have never seen anyone so dedicated to her man than you. You and kun would be the couple that has their shit together. Like the two of you just complete each other. You would be helping him cook for the dreamie babies or even help him take care of them aslkjallk but when you have time alone you’re both just being a cute ass couple as he shows you places around seoul or just being with him in the dorm and just being in his company: kun’s papa to his mama
@nsfw-nct-svt - doyoung, doyoung would definitely love taking care of you and doting on your every need. He would be absolutely head over heels in love with you. When you hang out with the other members and they make a joke about you (that you think is funny) but he would take it so seriously like ‘that’s not funny, apologize to her right now or we can step outside’. He would be so protective over you uwu but you would think it’s the cutest thing n try to calm him down with luv: lucas’ biggest hoe
@wait-whaaaat - ten, huhuhu gurl you say shy guys are your type but ten would never allow that, he would get soooo much joy making you blush in public with randomly calling you beautiful mid conversation on like a lunch date or smth he would always make sure people know he’s in love with you, always wrapping his arm around you or holding your hand whenever you’re out: ten’s not-so-secret hard stan
@neokollection - jaehyun, i mean i’ve already told you how cUte you two would be together, the ultimate aes couple, idk i just see your personalities fitting so well together, issa perfect recipe for bread loaves jaehyun’s bby girl
@multyfan1458 - winwin, did someone say softest babies??? Both of you would be so awkward and shy around each other but just because the both of you are so stupid into each other. You’re both worried you’ll say something stupid and weird so you’re just a pair of blushie bbys that just spend a good majority of their time being super cute with each other n lazy cuddles: winwin’s cuddle monkey
@junguwuz - jungwoo, youre his other uwu half. Like you guys would be that disgustingly cute couple wearing aes ass outfits together when you go out and he would ALWAYS be smiling at you with big :> smile he does, you don’t even have to be doing anything you’ll just be talking and he won’t respond so you look up at him and he has the biggest smile on his face n just says ‘i love you’ in that cute ass soft uwu voice he does: jungwoo’s uwu master
@dreammutual - lucas, omg both of you would be so crazy together. Lucas would always be dragging you around with him to go on crazy adventures at 2am when you have class in the morning. He would be so vocal about how much he loves you, you could literally send him a pic of your leg armpit and he would run to every members dorm screaming ‘OHMYGAD LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL MY GIRLFRIEND IS’. There would never be a dull moment, he’d be making your ass cry in laughter 24/7: jeno’s soft gf
@er1anne - mark, bitch collect ya manz already, you would be so done with his shit but it’s okay because you love his awkward ass and he loves to see you smile, it would make him do that lil :D teethie smile he does when he gets excited seeing your face light up at him being a dumbass. But honestly at the same time the two of you could stay up until 3 am just having deep ass conversations about life n then fall asleep in each others arms without realizing it: mark’s proud wife
@badabing-badayong - renjun, ya’ll wild as hell and i feel like things would never be boring between the two of you, and if anything the two of you would just be cuddlin watching netflix together on a lazy sunday when you’re not destroying the world lkfjaskldj. He would without a doubt put someone in a headlock for you if they so much as looked at you wrong: hyuck’s #1 fan
@qiangoth​ - jeno, ummmm omg you’re so sweet it sometimes makes my heart sob. Jeno would adore anything and everything about you, always checking in to make sure you’re okay n if he can get you anything when you’re doing your work. He would always look at you with those big uwu eye smiles, always wanting to hold your hand just to see you blush: the world’s cutest nct stan
@gulab-jaemin - haechan, oof another crazy bunch but talented as hEck. You both would feed of each others crazy energy and just roast members to the ground, one badass power couple. You would be the only person he would say is cuter than himself >uchenle’s crackhead bff
@07deardream - jaemin, okay val and jaemin are soulmates fight me on this. Two uber sweet babies with visuals that can slice my a$$ into thirds like wow such a beautiful couple. Jaemin would be your best friend, that just happens to love the crap outta you. Always sending you that sweet charming smile of his when he looks over at you, only of course when the two of you aren’t holding hands and buying super cute aes things or plushies. Back hugs are a totally casual thing with him, he loves anytime he gets to spend with you. It’s his life mission to make you the happiest girl in the world: jaemin’s soulmate
@boijae - chenle, oh i can already hear the screeches. The two of you would be so chaotic and loud everyone would have to invest in noise cancelling headphones alkdjlasdj. He would make you so happy just being his crackhead dolphin self and really make you comfortable with just being yourself. When the two of you aren’t screeching in laughter he would show up randomly at your house with a bouquet of flowers and take out food when you’re feeling just the tiniest bit sad: nct’s biggest unloyal hoe
@jaembugs - jisung, okay oh my gawd this would be the cutest thing. Bek bby you are so stupid sweet, oof you’re like my adorable baby sister uwu so baby chick jisung would be so cute with you. Jisung would be so nervous around you, nervously playing with his hands and stammering over his words. Trying not to say the wrong thing but make sure that you know how much he special you are to him. But you think its so cute that a tol bby gets so flustered around you, you just go into his arms to let him know you love him too oh god im soft: the softest dreamie stan
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satannedtrash · 5 years
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twenty-one tag
tagged by: @junglebooks-thighs
tagging: @softforseo @cherrycaprisun2015 @flipturd @donghyuwus @princefullsun @sichengforthewinwin @our-serendipity-bangtan or all of my followers because i really don’t know anyone else enough to tag 21, or just anyone who wants to do it ;u;
rules: answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people you want to get to know better!
name: kim
nickname: kimmy (only by my family - i really hate it when someone other than them call me this), kimchi, kim dim sim, satanned
gender: imma gurl
zodiac: virgo
height: i think 155cm?? i think it’s 5′1?? 
time: 2:32 pm
favourite band/soloist: neo crack technology/nct, tho i’m getting into seventeen and day6
song stuck in my head: how can i say by day6 (their songs are bops)
last movie i saw: wreck it ralph to ignore the fact that i can’t watch the second movie :’(
last thing i googled: “australian school system” - for a oneshot that’s currently in the works ;)
other blogs: @satannedwritingtrash, a blog purely for my original stories
do i get asks: no :( i’d love some though!
why i chose this url: one of my best friends and i have this thing inspired by the things that we spout shamelessly and also the fact that we’re the most dirty in our group, where we’re both devils (this sounds so fucking dumb now that i’m explaining it). one day she changed her discord tag to “lucifer”, so i had the brilliant idea of suggesting she change it to “liccifer” instead. then i had another idea of changing my tag to satanned, which is a play on the words satan and tanned (i have a terrible sock tan). and since i’m too lazy, “satannedtrash” is what i chose for my url :D (this sounds so childish srehtygjuk)
following: 22
amount of sleep i get: usually 8-10 hours, but when i pull an all-nighter of reading oneshots, 2-4 hours sksksssksk
lucky number: 7!!! for multiple reasons!!! :DD 
what i’m wearing: white shirt and green shorts
dream job: i’d love to be either an illustrator, author, architect or something related to biology (i’m more of a creative person :|)
dream trip: the netherlands, norway, canada or the philippines
favourite food: i’m a sucker for italian food in general
instruments: i used to learn piano for a year, but i’m going to start violin lessons soon :))
random likes: art (i like to draw messy sketches and never finish them because i know i’ll ruin it and i avoid inking in general as much as i can), italian food, filipino food, cold but sunny weather, being with my best friends, doing dumb things with my best friends, swimming, my family, my considerably large size of an uwu younger brother, hot chocolate, staying in bed in gloomy weather, hugs, kpop, art videos, writing, reading, short hair!!!, puns and pickup lines ( @flipturd, suffer), the funny jokes my best friends make
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