#get out of my house >:VVV

[noxtivagus]

ain soph aur brainrot

[luthorzorl]

ok fuck …. how do i get out of an agreement to move in w someone without any (0) confrontation

[su-inverted-au]

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Steven spends a lot of time on his own, while his dad is at work and the gems are off on missions. While he can and does go out some days to Beach City, there are still many days where he is left bored and alone.

I wanted to show the time passing and disarray that his room and the rest of his house becomes without Pearl around as much to pick up after him.

While there is a lot of potential for development and character growth in Pearl and the rest of the gems in this story, my priority has always been to focus my time and energy on Steven. I had to put the other characters to the side and streamline the narrative if I ever wanted to get through this.

There's more to come, stay tuned.

[sanrikis]

mint choco hater 🍦– k.s

genre. fluff, non idol au, ice cream shop au, acquaintances to lovers (?) // pairing. non idol!kim sunoo x fem!reader // cw. cringe, flirting (?), vvv silly // wc. 1.2k // synopsis. sunoo works at an ice cream parlor and you’re their number one customer, freezing weather or not.

“here comes your favorite customer,” sunghoon’s voice rings out from the front. sunoo would never admit it, but he definitely perked up and almost jumped in joy at the sentence, before heaving out a sigh loud enough for sunghoon to hear.

“you can’t be serious. it’s like -10 outside,” sunoo huffs.

“oh i’m dead serious. get up here.”

sunoo rolls his eyes dramatically, but it was hard to hide his smile over the arrival of a certain regular in the ice cream parlor.

i mean really. it was -10 degrees outside. who wants ice cream in that kind of weather?

apparently this girl. and apparently she wants it in every kind of weather. the girl frequented the parlor weekly, sometimes daily, to get her beloved favorite ice cream flavor, (…). rarely was it ever something else that she got.

“it’s not even that good,” sunoo thought to himself. he was kind of still in disbelief over her appearance on today of all days.

“hello to my favorite ice cream parlor employee! how’s business today,” the girl questioned, a smile lighting up her face as she made her way up to the order station.

“very slow. i don’t know if you realized but it’s pretty cold outside.”

“oh i know… i just was really craving ice cream.”

“yeah…,” sunoo doesn’t know how to reply, so he asks, “do you want your usual?”

“not today! can you surprise me? ‘m getting kind of tired of(…),” the girl buzzes, her cold face beginning to warm up.

“surprise you?”

“yeah,” the girl nods.

“okay…”

sunoo grabs one of the cups and looks over the many flavors of ice cream.

“she’s practically had all of these,” sunoo thinks. “why is this so hard?”

then, his eyes glance over green and his eyes light up. “perfect!”

upon seeing his expression, the girls eyes trail over to where her look and she pales.

“not mint choco! i hate it,” the girl frantically calls to him, hands waving in a “no” motion.

sunoo can’t help but roll his eyes at her reaction, but still wants to manage to convince someone to try it.

“you sure? have you ever had it? it’s my favorite!”

“um i haven’t had it in a while, but most people don’t really like it and i’m not a big mint fan..,” the girl admits, her hands twiddling.

“cmon ice cream girl! try something new! you won’t regret it… if you do it’s on the house,” sunoo smiles, beginning to scoop the ice cream in the cup.

“…okay,” the girl whispers, hesitation laced in her voice. “if you say so my favorite ice cream parlor employee.”

“my name’s sunoo yknow. you can call me that if you want, since we see each other so much,” sunoo laughs, a smile beginning to form on his face.

“well you can call me y/n then sunoo,” the girl, y/n, smiles back at him.

sunoos smile is on full display now, a light blush dusting his face. it’s just first name basis… why is he so happy?

“okay y/n, here’s your mint choco ice cream,” sunoo beamed, sliding the ice cream across the counter towards y/n.

“thank you sunoo”

y/n grabs the cup but only stares at the ice cream, not moving to try it.

“don’t be scared y/n. it’s ice cream! it’s not gonna kill you,” sunoo laughs, coming around the counter towards the girl, but not before grabbing an extra spoon, “i’ll eat it with you,” he winks.

y/n feels a heat grow across her face, but does her best to keep her expression the same and act normal.

sunoo sees her face darken and a satisfied feelings envelops him. “atleast i’m not the only one who got flustered today,” he thinks.

“okay sunoo,” y/n whispers, looking up at him before looking back down quickly at the ice cream upon making eye contact with him.

“why am i acting like this? we always casually talk and make eye contact… usually he’s the more shy one,” y/n pouts to herself.

“okay count of three we’ll both take a bite okay!”

“okay…”

“1,”

y/n looks up at him again, fighting the urge to look away. she needs to be the confident one.

“2,”

sunoo notices her gaze and looks at her. a blush rushes to his face again but he maintains eye contact.

“3.”

they both bring their spoons to their mouths, y/n shutting her eyes as the ice cream hits her tongue.

“yup. not a big fan of mint,” y/n admits, her face scrunching in disgust.

“you’re being dramatic. it can’t be that bad,” sunoo laughs, reaching behind the counter to grab y/n a napkin.

using all the courage he had, he wiped some ice cream off of the girls lips, reveling in her face darkened once again.

y/n felt like her face was radiating heat, and honestly felt like she was about to short circuit.

“apparently it can. but atleast it was free.”

sunoo laughs again, bringing his hand up to cover his mouth.

“wow, he’s really pretty. how have i not noticed this before,” y/n thought to herself.

“y/n, did you really not like it,” sunoo asks, his head tilting to the side. y/n can’t help the smile that falls upon her face at the sight.

“i really did not like it.”

“why not?”

“i don’t like mint… like at all.”

“you’re a weirdo,” sunoo huffs put jokingly, “how can you not like mint but you’ll eat (…) almost everyday?”

“because (…) is good and mint is not. hope that helps,” y/n smiles.

“hmmm… what i think is,” sunoo starts, “that you came in with a bias and you didn’t give mint choco a full chance! you need to try it again some other day, when it’s not cold!”

“why would i try something i don’t like again a different time?”

“because we’re gonna go to a different parlor and eat it on a nice sunny day.”

“we are?”

“we are,” sunoo smiles, “if you’re not opposed to it of course!”

“i am not. so when do you want to have our mint choco redemption,” y/n questions, her eyebrows raising at the boy in front of her.

sunoo smiles again. he’s relieved she didn’t say no. but he hadn’t really thought that far ahead.

“not sure. can i get your number? to plan out the details of course.”

“sure.” sunoo pulls out his phone and y/n takes it from him and begins typing in her number.

she raises it and takes a picture before handing it back to sunoo.

when he looks at the new contact, a blush rushes over his face again.

“y/nie 🩷” accompanied by a very cute picture of y/n.

“very cute,” sunoo says, not realizing he’s talking out loud instead of in his head.

heat rushes to y/ns face as she tries to cover her face. she laughs, “thank you? your turn.” she hands her phone over to sunoo and he excitedly takes it.

he types and the holds the phone back as he puts up a peace sign and takes a photo.

“here ya go!” sunoo hands the phone back to y/n and she glances down at what he put.

“sunoo 🦊🧡”

“it’s cute!”

“i know!”

“okay i take it back,” y/n glares playfully, “but i kind of need to get going…”

“okay… i’ll text you when i get off,” sunoo smiles at her.

“i’d like that,” y/n smiles back.

“mhm… bye y/n.”

“bye sunoo… see you later.”

ೀ mia’s notes – i asked star if i could use her ice cream shop au idea for a oneshot and so i came up with this :D it kind of gets bad towards the end but i wanted to finish and post it, especially since i reached 200!!!! thanks so much teheheh!! i hope you guys like this :DDD

for @thesunoosshining <333 i hope you like it :333

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[shapelytimber]

A Taste of Faith

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Ok so the concept for this piece was : historical gay nuns, and 70s lesbian vampire movies meets tes (don't ask me why- I just had a vision at 3 am)

Because I think Serana should have been meaner<3 I love women's wrongs and when vampires do the suck <3

Btw of you want to see more gay Serana art, go check out @gay-of-waterdeep, their art is wonderful, and I can't say this was not a bit inspired by what they do :))

Process (and me rambling about some of my favorite 70s lesbian vampire movies (because I have a problem)) below vvv

Additional details about this drawing ! 1) I used the same Mara design than the one from my tarot deck :)) and 2) the other woman is one of the priestess in the temple in Riften lglggigkglgl her name is *check wiki* Dinya Balu

And now......... Some movies I enjoy because my house my rules, you came this far so why not hear about niche european movies :))))))

Disclaimer for a majority of the films in this genre : the male gaze is very fucking obvious in these movies... they were made by men for men, and the message is often "lesbianism is a dangerous temptation for women". It's a glairing flaw nearly all of them share and that sucks (and frankly it's a flaw Serana's writting kinda has in my opinion, minus the lesbianism part, but let's not dwell on that)- so if you can't get past it, it's completly understandable, be on your way and have a nice day <3

- Daughters of Darkness ! A toxic man is returning to london with his newly wed wife, but they get stuck in Belgium and are forced to stay in a luxurious hotel. Don't worry about the 10/10 smokeshow countess seducing his wife :). Completely unrelated, this movie has, in my opinion, the most beautiful lesbian kiss I've ever seen- but I might not be very objective because Delphine Seyrig is there lglglflflllglm The best one in the list ! So if you want to whatch one, whatch this one <3

- The blood spattered bride ! This is more of... an aquired taste let's say- but I really like it ! A quite effective horror movie, with goofy ass scenes (shoutout to the vampire lady buried in the sand naked with only a diving mask that is not the screenshot because tits), and emasculation being a recuring theme <3 (but if you want to watch it, please check the content warnings beforehand, it has a lot of very shocking and frontal scenes, and it's the 70s so it's not done very tactfully. Also pretty intense flashing lights)

- The vampire lovers ! Ok so this one is a lot less fun compared to the other two because it's made by the Hammer BUT... 1) Ingrid Pitt hello and 2) it's such a intriging thing to see a very christian/conservative studio make a film like that. I know a lot of people don't like the Hammer movies from the 70s, because the studio had a lot less money, and were making wild decisions. But I love them, because they tend to be much more fun bloody and sexy ! I'm a simple woman mjllkklhkhlhlho case in point with the vampire lovers (although if you want a fun vampire hammer movie from the 70s, Dracula ad 1972 is way better). And Peter Cushing is there (i love this man so much-) !

And now I shall resume my quest to find Vampire Lesbos by Jésus Franco and have a probably mid experience watching it xoxo

[humblequestvinyl]

penthouse

PENTHOUSE, EDDIE DIAZ X FEM!READER

APART OF THE 'ROLLING UP THE WELCOME MAT' SERIES

SUMMARY: y/n’s packing up the penthouse with eddie, reminiscing on the times they had together, both good and bad.

inspired by penthouse by kelsea ballerini

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lowercase intentional! wc: 1.1k 

warning: swearing, vvv much angst! divorce meeting/hearing, anger & a courthouse

a/n: i swear on 911 on abc i did not forget abt this series, i was just busy doing smth for taylor swifts eras tour. anyway enjoy <33

“BUCK I HAVE TO GO PACK UP THE HOUSE.”

y/n told buck softly, before quickly leaving his house, and getting into her jeep.

the entire ride was silent. no music, no singing, and all of LA’s traffic was quiet as all could be. the girl was left alone with her thoughts, thinking about how badly it would hurt to roll up the welcome mat they had picked out right after they had moved in.

december 16th. exactly two weeks after their wedding date, and four days after they had gotten back from their honeymoon. a penthouse with a backyard for chris, and maybe a few more kids down the road, outlooking the mountains.

a penthouse that was filled with so many birthdays, holidays, and endless fights between the two. a penthouse the diaz’s thought they could call their forever home.

guess that’s kind’ve hard to do when you’re playing house in a home that didn’t feel like one.

it took the girl exactly 12 minutes to get to her old home, seeing eddie’s car already sitting in the driveway, and she dreaded going in. having to be in the same room as him, having to try to hold a conversation with him for the first time in two months.

finally taking a deep breath in, she walked inside, seeing eddie already packing up the kitchen, leaving half of it for y/n to take.

“take it all.”y/n spoke up, causing the man’s head to snap towards her, with almost a glare of some sort, “i’ve got enough plates back in nashville.”

“i’m only here to take my clothing and whatever else is mine.”she told him, before walking towards their old bedroom, leaving him standing there silent, something that wasn’t new between the two.

grabbing a box that was leaning up against the wall, she walked into the closet, seeing all of her clothing scattered on the floor, just the way she had left it. the first thing that had caught her eye was the black jumper she had worn in 2019, with flashes of the night before running through her mind.

all of her old tour costumes, red carpet dresses she wore with eddie right by her side, and all of the clothing she would wear while they stayed up late at night, watching the bachelorette. all packed away into a box labeled ‘storage’.

the last thing that stood was her wedding dress. 

the gorgeous silk wedding dress she spent hours upon hours searching for with her mom, going to endless bridal appointments looking for, and spending way more money than she was willing to admit. 

all being packed away into a box, forcing her to act like nothing had happened.

packing up her office, her half of the bathroom, her half of the storage room they had in the penthouse. all of it being gone, trying to get rid of the memories associated with them. pain went through her chest, with tears building up knowing she was the reason they were packing up the boxes, and moving out of the penthouse she adored, but knowing she couldn’t stay there anymore.

family dinners, dancing in the living room with eddie to their favorite taylor swift song, endless family game nights (with buck joining them everytime) and the christmas parties they always hosted. all gone because she was blowing up the life they had together.

picking up her guitar case off of the floor of the closet, she walked out to the jeep, stuffing everything she could into the car before walking back inside, seeing eddie standing in front of their dining room table.

“what do you want to do with the table?”eddie spoke up, not daring to look at the girl in front of him, “you were the one who bought it, figured you’d want it.”

“keep it, sell it, donate it.”she suggested, before shrugging, “i don’t care eddie. do what you want with it.”

“you want nothing to do with anything in this household besides whatever was distinctly yours?”he questioned as she placed her old key on the counter, shaking her head slightly.

“too many bad memories associated with it.”

—-- 

(ONE WEEK LATER.)

“HE WANTS WHAT?!”

y/n gripped her steering wheel hard as she was stuck in standstill LA traffic (one thing she wouldn’t miss), trying to get to her divorce hearing.

“he wants alimony along with child support, or half of the house with child support.”y/n’s lawyer told her, and she could feel her anger boil over, “he didn’t pay for the fucking house!”

“like yes he contributed, but he sure as hell didn’t pay for it!”she exclaimed, and she could already tell her lawyer, maeve was cringing, knowing she was right, “i will gladly pay the child support, but i want visitation with chris.”

“that kid means more to me than anything. i’m not abandoning him.”y/n stayed firm, and she heard maeve hum on the other line of the phone, “what about the other half of it?”

y/n stayed silent, debating her options.

having an alimony hearing every other week, with press standing outside the courthouse every single time, causing the divorce to be even messier, or have him take half of the house that she wanted nothing to do with.

“let him take half of the house.”she finally spoke up after a few moments, feeling her knuckles turn white, “it's better than being stuck at alimony hearings every other week.”

“are you sure?”maeve asked, and y/n stayed silent, “i know how much you love that house.”

“give him the house.”she stated one last time, before they figured out the final details as she pulled into the parking lot of the courthouse, praying everything would go over smoothly.

something that rarely happened with the two.

as y/n walked in, the h/c girl saw her soon to be ex husband standing with his lawyer, waiting for the girls arrival so they could get it over with. when they walked in, the two sat across from each other, his brown eyes met her e/c ones.

he could tell she knew. she knew about him wanting the half of the house that she adored, one that she loved so much. one they had picked out together, and now they were ripping it apart like it was just a piece of paper.

you can’t win when you’re playing house, in a broken penthouse.

[dragonridernoobie]

How UnderSwap Sans acts when they meet somone they like/love

Read first vvv

Ok, first things first, I DO NOT see this man as a baby, childish, or innocent.

I see him just as papyrus from Undertale but it's sans.

But he dose have his own personality.

My request are still open!!!

💫Friend Zone💫

When you guys meet it was when you both where at the store.

He asked you about healthy ingredients to use for his spaghetti.

You tell him and you guys talk about other things for hours.

To the point, his brother papyrus had to call him to ask him where he was.

Sans apologize for taking so much time and he gave you his number so you guys van continue to talk.

You guys meet up again at his house.

This is where you met his brother, and his brother was actually pretty chill with ya.

Tho he did make a hint that if you hurt his brother, you're dead.

You and sans make some food together and you show him some other healthy foods to make.

You bet that papyrus telaported away so he didn't have to eat healthy food.

You guys make a bunch of healthy foods like creamy Cajun chicken pasta.

You decede to have cooking days every Sunday.

He tells you his story of him in the royal guard.

You met alphys, and you guys hit it off.

💘Crush Faze💘

You went with him to alphys place for training.

You weren't into the training so you sat on the side and (read/write/draw/game/etc.).

Sans wasn't paying attention, and kept his eyes on you.

Alphys had to keep yelling him to focus, but this leaded her to figure out what was going on.

Oh boy, this made sans embarrassed when alpgys kept making fun of him and singing the k.i.s.s song.

He had to cover her mouth up, since he didn't want you to figure out he had feelings for ya.

Just seeing you on bench with the light shining on you made him weak to the knees.

I can see this sans being nervous around you.

He will probably try to make some jokes but when they don't land, he will say it was a joke.

He will make you're favorite foods if you ever come over for dinner.

Don't worry, his brother also made fun of him.

He will also teach you how to defend yourself a little bit.

He wants you safe.

💕Dating Faze💕

When he told you his feelings, he tried to keep calm when telling you.

He became a stuttering mess.

When you told him you returned his feelings, he was over the moon.

Expect this man to always be by you're side.

Alot of cuddles.

Alot of tacos.

His brother congrats you both and is happy for you both.

He always makes sure younare comfortable.

You guys go on dates every weekend.

He wants to treat you like the goddess you are.

He will always be there for you, and you will always be there for him.

You actually help him to settle down and sit down for more then 2 minutes.

He is Extremely romantic, always getting you flowers, chocolate and more.

Expect alot of kisses.

🚫NSWF Faze🚫

This man isn't really horny.

To get into the mode you will need to do a small push.

This man is a sub

He can be Dom, but he needs to be in heat.

He also dosent really have any kinks.

The most kinkist thing he is into is calling you mommy.

But in heat, expect bites and growls.

He is one of the skeletons I can see him I to building nest.

It's an instincts.

Almost all monsters has knots so this man has one.

He warned you beforehand, since he was scared that it would make you turn away, but you tell him you are fine with it.

His dick size isn't the biggest nor smallest.

He is normal sized.

His after care is God like.

He has everything ready to go after you guys had sex

He loves smelling his scent on you.

He loves you're scent on him.

This man will get physical to keep some creep off ya.

[fox-daddy]

Baby Fever with my main 3 Mc's

I've wanted to write this prompt since I saw baby fever appear in a poll so when it won I was over the moon. Then my adhd hit and I did nothing but sit on it and the prompt closes soon so- Incase I don't get it done on time here's how I think my Mc's would deal with baby fever.

Hunter;

Immune. Totally does not get baby fever. What is baby fever? sounds stupid. Too cool for baby fever. They don't even have a fever they checked!

The fact their babing their Li's familiar? totally normal. Pepi was asking to be carried like that since she wouldn't stop trying to eat their lunch, Inanna's paw was sore they couldn't have her walking around on it. Malak? Okay, yeah they have no excuse for holding Malak like a baby outside the fact playing with his bird feet is fun.

Forces their Li to be their pillow more often. In general being way more cuddly wanting to just be held more often than usual.

eats way more meat more specifically rare stakes and Liver pâté.

suddenly seems to always have at least one piece of candy on them.

Julian;

Just happens to pick up more mini lollipops for the kids that visit his clinic. It would be a tragedy if he ran ou- oh he already has a packed in the draw? these one's are different flavors though what if a kid doesn't like grape and apple and wants strawberry?

Slowly more often uses the amount of medical books Julian has to look up random questions. Until they basically have a certain book by the bed so they can just reach over and grab it if they wake up with a burning question.

Becomes more aggressively protective of urchin kids running around keeping closer eye on them which indirectly means bringing kids to Julian to be checked out whenever injured. Typically bad grazes and small cuts.

Seems to always know where Malak is. Did I mention they baby their Li's familiar way more? holding like baby, giving treats, making sure their happy and content.

Portia;

Them taking learning how to cook more seriously.

Spending more time around the castle garden because theirs baby birds everywhere? nah totally just got lost on their way to the cottage. (what do you mean they've been together 2 years? they can still get lost)

Why are they reading the cuter fantasy books instead of their usual darker taste? don't worry about it.

Muriel;

spends way more time with the chickens than they used to.

may have built a new chicken coop. Okay their wild and their neighbors not their pets but they deserve a good house with nice roosting spots.

why are they holding a chicken and having it from their hand? it's being bullied and they just wanted to make sure it was eating enough.

Kyle;

Goes from no thoughts towards children to actually thinking about it a lot more.

work on the logistics of having a child and what that would mean, can they afford it? do they have the time and energy? etc

then theirs the fact he's a transdude if he has to carry it he doesn't want to risk hating himself the entire time. It's going to have to be something he's serious about.

dreams about the future way more and with a higher chance of looking after a child during it.

spent a solid half hour crying over accidently killing a butterfly/moth. had to be consoled.

becomes way more cuddly.

feels more bedtime urges if you know what I mean. (if you don't this image or it's description will explain; VVV)

Asra;

visits Salim and Aisha more for both tea and stories about Asra's childhood.

more defensive? snappy? about certain topics without realizing it. Not enough for it to be aggressive but more akin to someone not wanting to think about something.

stays home more often than before especially for long trips as they don't have the appeal for him right then.

I wouldn't say he babies Faust but he definitely lets her get away with more than he normally would.

Nadia;

becomes more attached? needy? hard to find the right word but Kyle is sitting through more meetings than normal to be by Nadia's side. Not necessarily needing her attention just presence.

Lucio left behind a bunch of untamed animals you say? within a month or two they mostly have homes or are now Kyle's ill-tamed animal. (he actually cares for the animals under his care)

daydreams more often and rearranges the bed every few days like a fussy hen. (only the bed since Nadia had to put a limit for how often Kyle is allowed to rearrange the entire room.)

subconsciously avoids alcohol more even though he doesn't drink much to begin with.

Bluebell;

goodluck noticing their baby fever. They burry it as deeper as Asra buries his truma. As deep as Julian buries his self-worth. as deep as-

Lucio;

more cuddly, cuddling with Lucio and the dogs more than before.

somehow ends up looking after a baby animal. If the animal grows up and they still have baby fever then they somehow end up with another baby animal in their care.

occasionally talk to Lucio about if he want's kids. If he doesn't drops the topic faster than you'd drop a hot potato.

[ikoarts]

March 2023 Art (Part 1)

oogh chonky month

vvv dates + info under the cut vvv

1 - 02/03/2023 : tixie wixie, was figuring out her hairstyle here i think, since this is much closer to how i draw it now, still was an overall work in progress

2, 3 - 09/03/2023 : i think im funny. a lot more horse this month :p also a Rusty doodle, doesnt look much like her but thats coz i had a weird dream where they cocomelon'd little robots and she looked like that, it was odd

4, 5 - 09/03/2023 : the hosre she is unwell with gorgeous girl syndome.. idk what else to say abt her i just love her

6, 7, 8 - 09/03/2023 : a Ru where i was trying out drawing her nose different, then drawings of her acting like me fr kin id and whatever, shes a silly old cartoon autistic, like girlie will talk to you about random puppet shows from the 60s, i love this about her

9-12 - 10/03/2023 : surgery surgery... i drew a lot of her hehe.. also pussy boobs. the film was on my mind bc id just seen it not long ago at this point, i enjoy MARINA songs as Surge songs, very nice x

13, 14, 15 - 18/03/2023 : i love this Eustace. i kiss her. Ru is a bit funny looking here, see: the fact i was still struggling with her side profile, but man i love Eustace here :D anyway i was thinking of story things again, so thats Ru following after Eustace like a lil puppy, Toni when she rolls up like a bad bitch, and Ru on the ground in a sapphic panic after witnessing Tonis bad bitchery (canon) i rly like the last one tbh Ru is so cute

16, 17, 18 - 21/03/2023 : Rushada horsin around :) i thought once she gets out of her dumbass office job, maybe she'd get some animal welfare qualifications and start working with horses properly, fulfilling her childhood dreams yay! she drags mud in the house

[safeplacesnupin]

A Memory of Angel Trumpets

A rare kid!Severus pic where he's... actually happy? This was inspired by my and @levonsnape's roleplay. Excerpt below the cut, featuring adult Severus and Remus talking about a kid Severus in a magical garden. It's one of Severus' only happy memories of his childhood. This is primarily Levon's writing but theres a bit of mine in there too. I couldn't get the idea of a little Severus being serenaded by angel trumpets out of my head.

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"In fact, I believe it is my earliest memory. I was four years old. It was before my first accidental magic so things were better. Mam said I was so happy about this place that I finally started to speak."

Severus had never shared this memory with anyone, or that he'd not spoken a word until a late age. But as usual there was something about Remus that he felt okay to say some things. Why he should feel safe to do so he could not figure out given their past. But after he'd began to see Remus as a person instead of just the wolf things had changed.

To Remus, it was both cute and sad that here had been where Severus had first started to talk. "Really?" He asked softly. "What part made you happy enough to do so?" He wondered. 

"The sound garden is where I spoke," Severus said. "It's up ahead, actually. We weren't allowed music in the house, Remus. It was the first time I had heard something so beautiful. I asked mam if we could stay there forever because it was "extraordinary" and she said, "Severus, how did you know that word?" But I had no idea where I'd heard it. Once I started to speak I did not waste my time on monosyllabic babble. I spoke like a tiny professor." 

Severus paused at another shrub of a giant owl which tilted its head and hooted at him.

 "The sound garden is up ahead, actually." He was eager for Remus to see it, or rather, to experience it. There were bluebells that tinkled like bells, french horn mushrooms that sounded like French horns, giant toadstools that croaked if you sat on them, angel trumpets that trumpetted, bleeding heart flowers that whispered "I love you", and tiger lilies that growled, and several others.

The corners of Remus' mouth lifted upwards though. A tiny professor Severus at four years old seemed adorable. "I would say that in and of itself is pretty 'extraordinary.'" Remus commented. He was glad they were apparently headed towards the sound garden; he was really eager to see the setting of this little piece of Severus history. 

[lonely-vault-boy]

Hoyoverse characters I think would be besties (bc I said so)

Himeko and Beidou

- they get drunk and talk shit

Roza and Klee

- “you wanna see this new bomb I made?!”

- “this will be great for our show!!”

Childe and Durandal

- “so yeah I worked for this evil organization and I was like the youngest person to ever achieve this one rank, but they were actually hurting people under the guise of helping humanity and kept secrets from me. Also my hair sometimes turns white bc some weird family legacy thing”

- “omg bestie same”

- no but they’re both vvv strong fighters and are honorable, and I think they’d respect each other

Dottore, Sandrone, Mobius, and Vill-V

- I feel like this one is pretty self-explanatory

- it’s for science

Kazuha and Sakura

- once again pretty self explanatory

Fu Hua and Zhongli (ft. Senti)

- all my friends are dead also I’m immortal and old and sad but now I have new friends

- “lmao old people are boring”

Eden and Yunjin

- I feel like they would learn about each other’s musical styles and become friends

Elysia and Yae Miko

- Raiden simp supremacy

Lilya and Sayu

- they find a nice quiet spot to nap

Pulcinella and Theresa

- “one time, when Kiana was younger, I caught her writing ‘fanfiction’ about her and Mei getting married and then making out while the school blew up”

- “one time I caught Pantalone trying to convince Ajax to make swords out of blood for a photoshoot to sell armor. Also what is ‘fanfiction’”

Kaeya, Albedo, Griseo, and Klee

- “your technique is flawless. I, too, create life from my works”

- “can you paint a Dodoco?”

- “you should paint Angel’s Share bright pink”

Noelle and Rita

- maid besties

- Rita helps her focus her strength

Ei, Mei, and Kiana

- “I can’t cook”

- “here I’ll show you! First you take your slice of bread…”

- “KIANA WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE”

[artificialbreezy]

Choking - Fruity Four

AN: hi my babies!! i’m sorry for the delay!! this whole week (fuck it only being tuesday) had been very busy. but i promise regular posting will continue come tomorrow!! please keep in my mind, October 14-18 i will be not on like at all, or if i am very LITTLE since my wedding is on the 15th. i love you all vvv much, thank you for your patience!!!

CW: Dom/sub dynamic, steve x fem!reader, robin x fem!reader, eddie x fem!reader, nancy x fem!reader, pet names, degradation, mentions of the word slut, plz let me know if i missed anything

Steve

Steve found out accidentally one day tbh

you were at a party, and relatively tipsy

he’d go up to kiss you (bc let’s face it. Billy was looking at you like you were a piece of cake and he didn’t like that) and wrap his hand around your throat to pull you close and plop a wet, needy kiss to your lips

you moaned a little, quiet enough you thought Stevie boy didn’t hear you

He didn’t bring it up that night, held it in until the perfect timing

and today just so happens to be that timing

you were being a little mouthy today. talking back, arguing over small things, and snapping at Steve

which usually Steve would push aside because he knew how awful working at Family Video could be, but today as home as smooth as can be and he was not having it

“angel?” you’d look over to him and hum

“i’d suggest you’d lose that attitude you got. it’s not gonna end well for you if you don’t”

you’d just roll your eyes and continue putting away the tapes

by the time closing came around, Steve was beyond irritated

locked up the store, got in the car and you noticed Steve driving not towards your house, but towards his own.

“ Steve. Where are we going? I thought you were taking me home?”

“We’re going to my place sweetheart. I called your parents and told them you’d be with me tonight so they’re not worried. Now please, be a good baby for me and be quiet until we get home.”

he’d pull in his driveway, open your door for you as always, put his hand on your lower back and gently push you towards the front door

once you guys were inside though, all bets off. that door closed and Steve had you against the wall, hand around your throat, squeezing just enough for you to understand what he was getting at

“You think i’m just gonna let you get away with being a brat all day?” he’d chuckle before he continued speaking. “Now angel, why would I do that? Did you think I didn’t notice the way you reacted the first time my hand was around your throat? How you looked so desperate and needy for me? Silly baby. Now why don’t you get on your knees and show me how sorry you are, hmm?”

Robin

Robin 100% is a secret kinky lady and when she first met you - her kinda metal head sweetheart. she felt much more comfortable sharing those things

your first date, you had a clue. Robin was a nervous nelly, a shy baby. you knew you had to protect her at all costs

at this point, she’s your lil baby and you’re her mama bear

she calls you bear, you call her birdie. which to everyone around you, it sweet and innocent

but behind closed doors, little ole Robin loves being told what to do

that smart mouth that’s always going, is suddenly gone and she just wants to please you

so one day you got her laying on your bed, doe eyes looking up at you

“please…”

“please what Rob?”

she’d groan, she hates when you use her name when it’s just you two

“please mama, need you.”

“you need me, sweet girl? need me where?”

she’d have tears in her eyes, barely able to speak

you’d reach your hand down, and gently wrap it around her neck

press a soft kiss right below her ear and squeeze a little harder

“cmon baby, i know you go a little dumb with my hand around your throat. but gotta tell me what you want. can you be my best girl, and tell me?”

she tries to speak, but your grip on her throat tightens

“course you can’t, silly baby. don’t worry, i always know what your sweet self needs”

Eddie

scary, big eddie

well everyone thinks he’s scary, except Hawkins high Alum, cheer captain that taught Chrissy Cunningham all she knows.

now, Eddie’s into casual dominance. he’s sweet and spicy

you break a rule or even act in a way that’s not polite or sweet - because “my precious girl needs to know her manners”

he’ll take you over his knee so fast

or his hand around your throat, while he’s pumping in and out of you at such a slow rate you think you’ll die

today was one of those instances, he was teasing you reeeeaaalll bad

you’d have tears in your eyes, bucking your hips up just to feel something

he’d chuckle at you - which lets me real, man would make anyone hide if he laughed at you like that

“such a needy girl. what? your cunt feel empty? need more?”

you’d just nod, because you knew he’d tighten his grip around your throat

“pathetic. my little, pathetic slut. too bad you can’t” he’d thrust back into you, “fucking” thrust again, “act”, he’d pull out again and stay out this time, “right”

Nancy

Nancy, I feel would be a pretty solid switch. More Dom but sometimes subby

Dom Nancy, LOOOOVEEESS making you squirm. whether it be, soft touches, or suggestive comments

Sub Nancy, LOOOVVEESS being told what to do, how to please you. She listens real well

but rn we’ll talk about sub Nancy (dom nancy will come sooooon)

she’s a sucker for your dirty talk

you know how to make her feel small

you’d be between her legs, pressing soft kisses against her thighs every now and then placing a kiss on her clothed cunt

she’d be whiny at this point, just wants to feel you

“baby please, do something. anything.”

now, Nancy has 100% choked you but you’ve never done it to her

“anything?”

she’d nod down at you

“okay sweet girl, you keep sitting there all pretty. i’m gonna try something, if you don’t like it - remember three taps and i’ll stop, okay?

she’d smile at you as you stood up, “okay!”

with that, you’d lean down and press a sweet kiss to her lips

slowly deepening the kiss, she’d melt right into it too

your leg was pressed against her core, and she took it as an invite to try to grind against you. just to feel you, even a little bit

you’d slowly drag your hand to her neck, and squeeze just a little. not too hard

you could tell just from the way she grounded against and the gasp she let out

“oh sweetie, look at you. actin like a little slut. you like this huh?”

[carniferous]

honestly dil i’d pay actual money to ask about every single one of ur wips BUT since i guess i must choose one.. im vvv curious about hey girlypop.. please and thank you <3

laurieeee you flatter me so much ily <33

okay so hey girlypop is actually one of my oldest wips that i still haven't let go of bc i love the concept... will i ever finish? unlikely at this point but who knows. she still gets included <3

so around the time i started writing this i was reading harrow the ninth by tamsyn muir and also dwelling by aideomai both of which deal heavily with altered memories, dreams, and the concept of fandom AUs. from this i got inspired to create smth in this vein with jegulus

the story starts out seemingly as a gryffindor regulus au. regulus is in his first year and he asks the hat to put him in gryffindor. but quickly we start to notice something... off. at first it's just characters pointing out that regulus doesn't act very much like gryffindor which regulus rationalizes by claiming he asked the hat to be put in gryffindor when he wasn't best suited to it. but then as james and regulus start to develop feelings for each other + get together it Escalates and things seem more and more wrong. james makes comments that allude to things that happened in the canon timeline but Not in this timeline and then seems confused as to why he said that. for a snippet, here's the scene where regulus gets picked as gryffindor seeker:

“Frank said he’s picking by tomorrow, so let us know when he gives you the news,” said Sirius. “We’ll do a prank in celebration—a proper Marauders prank!”

“Oh, I should’ve known this was an excuse for a bloody prank,” said Regulus, rolling his eyes.

“Oi, you love the pranks! And it’s not like you ever get caught.”

“That’s because I'm smarter than you.”

“Alright, enough,” James said before Sirius could offer his next retort. “You can fight all you want on the pitch.”

Sirius sighed, “Mate, I can’t exactly fight with my own teammate, can I?” 

A curiously blank look crossed James’s face, gone so quickly that Regulus thought he might have imagined it. “Right,” he said. “Can’t jeopardize our chances at winning the Cup.”

"Can I go now?” Regulus asked sullenly. 

“Who’s stopping you?” Sirius replied. Regulus flipped him off.

He spared a glance over his shoulder as he stalked off towards the showers. He caught James’s eyes and saw, for a second, a flash of confusion before it vanished as he gave a little wave. Regulus waved back, heart stuttering in his chest and thinking of Sirius’s assurances that soon he would get to be in the air with them, together, playing for their House. 

and after they get together it just becomes more and more clear that james's memories of the canon timeline are conflating with his memories of this timeline. at one point later on james and reg are canoodling in james's bed and sirius knocks on the door and james is like Horrified to which regulus is like ? okay i don't want him to see us like this but it's not That serious.... (but like. it was that serious. in a different time). as james starts having more doubts about the world around him he starts questioning certain little things that don't make sense in the world + regulus's memories start to come back but he actively avoids thinking about it bc he Likes this world! he wants to stay here! with james!

anyway i never really settled on an ending but like it was going to be something about regulus surviving the cave, sending a message to sirius, but before they arrive he tries to open the locket and destroy it which pulls him into this dream world. and james tries to wake him up but ends up getting pulled into the dream world too. and then sirius and remus wake them both up and regulus is like "everything was so perfect in that world we can never have that here i can never have you in this world" and james is like "you've always had me" or smth cheesy like that you know me...

[hwaitham]

AH i almost forgot

please indulge me n tell me how Alhaitham reacted to the first time you called him daddy? ;3 hehe

as well as any other faves like Zhongli if you want to add him or someone else too ! <3

graybwun u must forgive mi for answering nearly 2 wks aftr u sent dis in . . it's just dat i got so shy every time i tried typing up a reply aaa ໒꒰ྀིn ›̥̥̥ ⸝⸝ ‹̥̥ n ꒱ྀི১ ! ! 

da first time i called al haitham ‘ daddy ‘ was a night where i had a bit too much to drink at the tavern  . . . :3  nilou had dropped me off back at his house for da night ( at this point in our relationship it was still a bit early on + we weren’t living with each other yet ) n he was sorta forced to take care of me . . ehe ><;;

he was vvv sweet albeit a bit reprimanding for drinking too much — washing my hair n brushing my teeth n dressing me in his spare clothes n setting his bed up for me to sleep in . he’d gathered his own set of pillows n sheets to go sleep on da couch for da night but i rllie didn’t wanna be left alone in dat moment /ᐠ◞⸝⸝◟ ྀིマ i started to get a bit teary-eyed n my lips wobbly n accidentally let da words slip from my lips , “ please don’t leave me , daddy ! “ . . i caught myself right after , covering my mouth shut w my palms — but that al haitham ooooh ૮ ⸝⸝≖⃙⃚᷅ ≖⃙⃚᷄⸝⸝ ྀིྀིა he is soooo Cheeky . chuckled a bit n tilted his head at me , running his tongue over his teeth in dat stupidly handsome way he alwys does . grrrr

he couldn’t help but feel his pants grow slightly tighter n a bit stickie after hearing me call him that , but obvi he wouldn’t do anything when ‘m drunk ! ! ! he simply patted my head n gave my temple a loving kiss , whispering sweetly to me “ god , you’re such a sweetheart “ before nestling into da comfy chair next to his bed n promising me that he won’t leave me — tonight and every night after ♡

he brought dis incident up to me da following morning when i was sober n teased me a bit about it when he noticed how bashful i got , puffing my cheeks out n denying da fact i actually said that >:/ but ultimately he told me he rllie likes it when i call him dat ; likes how wanted he feels n how safe i feel by addressing him as such :3 and it never fails to make his cock ache a bit whenever i do call him by that designation , teensie pearls of pre dribbling from his tip bcos da thought of me calling him ‘ daddy ‘ in more . . . lewd settings alwys seems to set him off a little :3

[glupblorbo]

WHAT'S UP i come to drop a fic link

here's my newest brainrot. going to try to keep it to 5 chapters. the gist is hunter's raised by a tinyass cult in the demon realm called the emperor's coven (run by our resident loserlord belos) and then is rescued. except he very much Does Not Want to be rescued. so this is a recovery fic but strap in it's gonna be one hell of a ride of one

i'll be tagging stuff for this au as "#demon realm cult au"; i may actually post some art for it too lmao who knows

HEED THE TAGS PLEASE!!!

snippet below the cut:

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He flinches reflexively, knees bending slightly as he puts his left arm out as a shield. Deamonne doesn’t move to attack, though, or even to draw a spell circle. In fact, he doesn’t even look as surprised as he used to whenever he has a reaction like this, more just…tired.

“If you’re asking if she ascribed to your uncle’s…belief system, she did not.”

Great. Another random stranger trying to tell him that she knows his uncle was bad even though she never met him. “I’m okay, thanks,” he snarls, rolling his eyes. “You can keep trying to convince me, but I won’t fall from the Titan’s path.”

This time, he can see Deamonne physically struggle to withhold a sigh of exasperation. Good. The witch deserves to struggle for how he’d helped bring about the capture of the Titan’s Mouthpiece.

“I just…think it would be good for you, you know, to get to know other people, I mean, who have different beliefs now that your uncle’s not telling you to k—”

“How would you know what’s good for me?” he bites out.

[jaaaaaaaaaaaay]

Shimeji Simulation is probably my absolute favorite 4koma/slice of life, and that's probably because it doesn't really feel like one.

TL;DR: Shit happens in this one, and it gets fucking weird. Like, you've had a 100+ degree fever for a week and you're experiencing the weirdest dream of your life and then you wake up and it just keeps going level weird. Also a bunch of maybe gay girls and a maybe kiss scene.

The manga starts out with a level of weirdness that's often just accepted as part of the world in manga like Fushigi no Mayuri-san and Nichijou, but the weirdness starts to intensify, with things getting increasingly surreal until even the characters are complaining about it.

Interwoven with that is an engaging story about a hikikomori coming out of her shell and her one close friend. Her friend initially comes off as kinda overbearing and often is portrayed as an annoyance to Shimeji, the main character, but she's given more depth than the usual stock high energy clingy friend character and Shimeji comes to really value their relationship.

vvv Minor spoiler vvv

There are gl elements (gelements lol) but aside from 1 strongly implied couple and one kinda implied developing couple that would also be a bit of a problem (the usual age gap bullshit,) the development of the relationship between Shimeji and Mimeji (the aforementioned friend) is slow compared to the development of the rest of the plot. We get a sort of kiss scene, which is immediately undercut by weird bullshit happening, but nothing more than that until....

vvvv Major spoilers vvvv

The world has gone to shit and everything has started running on dream logic

Volumes 3 and 4 really ramp up the surreal and absurdist aspects of the series, which were already really strong to begin with. Shimeji's older sister figured out that they were living in (probably?) a simulation and gave everyone the freedom to reshape things according to their imagination.

Now that they can just pop a house into existence, Shimeji and Mimeji start living together, and we get a fair number of chapters that are just them exploring their new, more chaotic world together.

There eventually comes a turning point though where the chaos goes from fun and cool to existentially horrifying and we get to play a little bit in the spaces of body horror and cosmic horror, it's all done with the same cute art style and some of the really mind bending stuff is glossed over so it doesn't really come across as horrifying unless you reframe it.

We also get some pretty drastic development between Shimeji and Mimeji, but the "reality" of that development, to the extent that reality can even be said to exist in the setting at this point, is pretty suspect. So once again the development is immediately undercut by weird bullshit, although this time it does at least have some impact on the story, so at least it's better than the kiss(?)

All in all though this ended up massively exceeding my expectations and I can't wait for more chapters.

It really looks like we might get some actual development between Shimeji and Mimeji, so that's nice; even if I have absolutely no idea how literally anything else in this trip of a manga is gonna develop.