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Soo the black skirt won 🎉
Now he needs accessories !




#get ready with magnus#magnus bane is modeling again#magnus bane#high warlock of brooklyn#malec#shadowhunters
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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
#the magnus protocol#yes i know it’s windows nt being wrong is the point#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol spoilers#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#you’ve heard of superhell super heaven and super time#now get ready for super internet#i guess
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funniest thing about people liveblogging their first wtnv listen is when they treat it like it’s the magnus archives. like holding on to any Vague And Ominous Thing because they think it’ll be important later. like no bro sorry it’s nothing. yeah this is the Vague And Ominous Thing Podcast sorry. that particular Vague And Ominous Thing is never brought up again.
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#ppl get into wtnv bc its “like the magnus archives” and they know nothing of its episodic joy and whimsy#relax a bit you do not need a pen and paper ready to listen to this podcast
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If I were a more productive man, I’d go through the entirety of the Magnus Archives and note down every Archive Don’t the characters commit, because after being reminded Sasha stapled Archived documents, I have to know how deep this horror goes.
#TMA#the magnus archives#for elaboration: stapling is very bad for preservation as it can cause lasting damage particularly if they rust#in fact typically in preservation if a document already has a pin or staple etc it’s usually replaced with brass paper clips if needed#so stapling is VERY COUNTER PRODUCTIVE#loose document bundles as well are usually stored in folders/boxers that fit their exact size — this prevents things like dust gathering#which is also a risk#I know the archive is intentionally handled with little care but also Sasha is meant to be qualified for this if I recall?#cinema sins who? get ready for archive sins.
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ok. years have passed and we've had some distance, so i'm finally gonna take the leap of faith that tma fandom is finally ready to hear me on this. let's talk about tannins.
161 was the first tma episode i heard on early release, and i felt the bit where martin declines wine and cites tannins was pretty obvious in its implications. cool, got it, say no more.
imagine my surprise when i was one of maybe three people i saw read between the lines there, in a fandom famous for red stringing--a fandom that immediately caught the much less obvious thread of ignition sources in the same episode. i'll spell it out: alcohol is an issue for martin.
maybe it just felt obvious because addiction is a pet issue for me--as it is for jonny, who has said everything he writes is filtered through a lens of addiction. i don't know if that's due to his own experience or a loved one's, and i won't speculate; i also don't know if martin personally struggled with drinking or just avoids it for fear he would, but alcohol would fit what we know of his family. his dad walking out and his mum spiralling into bitter wallowing and verbal abuse? i'd bet one or both of them drank, yeah.
on a basic level martin tries to decline alcohol, and that alone should have raised eyebrows given what we know of martin and, again, a fandom that dissects everything. we already knew martin "K" blackwood lied about his personal life and his family in particular, especially pre-canon, which is when this flashback took place. i was shocked that everyone took his flimsy excuse at face value with no further questions.
and the excuse is flimsy. martin turns down wine by--nervously--exclaiming tannins are "a proven headache trigger!" which sounds like trivia from a magazine cover and not the words of someone who actually has headaches--and it hasn't come up before or since. jon, confused, points out that tea, a drink martin consumes to a degree that is memetic both in- and out-of-universe, also contains tannins, and martin squawks a panicked, "what?!"
if tannins are enough of a concern for martin that he knew they're in wine and so avoids it, why didn't he know they're in his drink of choice? why does he still drink tea at the time of canon, and why doesn't he struggle with constant headaches from consuming 'a proven headache trigger' day in and day out? why, indeed, would someone avoid wine and not tea?
when sasha insists martin drink he caves and agrees to 'just a drop'. i imagine him pouring it in a plant, which admittedly he could have done if tannins really were the issue. i will say that i, for one, would be less likely to falsely agree to something that makes me physically ill than to a private issue that i'd rather not be pressed on any further. this scene also establishes martin's birthday was an ice cream party instead of the more traditional visit to a pub.
also, this scene was in the first episode of the final season, as one of three flashbacks that could have been to any pre-canon event in the archives. prime narrative real estate. not really time one would waste on establishing the important character context that martin has... headaches. which never comes up before or after, even regarding the week he spent in spiral town. but you know what is pretty crucial character background...?
it felt like a no-brainer, and yet all i saw was h/c fluff about jon attending to martin's headaches. and i hate feeling bitter about disability representation. i want folks with chronic headaches to feel seen and have fluffy escapist fantasies. i don't want to be mad about people portraying a character with a disability. but, guys? you got the wrong disability. jonny sent a clear message, and it went over fandom's head.
#martin blackwood#tma#the magnus archives#tma meta#the magnus archives meta#tma 161#mag161#sage speaks#sage original post#meta#im sure others caught it that i didnt see but listen. i was DEEP in the fandom. people getting it made up maybe 1% of the response i saw#and i had people fighting me for saying it#alcohol cw#alcoholism cw#addiction cw#greatest hits#wonderful news: tma fandom WAS ready to hear me say this!
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i'll brb when they're all colored, needed to sketch their fullbodies down
(color palettes reference below + light-brunette celia)

#tmp girlies#it's actually the couples but we're not ready for that#nobody knows how much i needed celia and sam to keep up the relationship#they could've had SO MUCH POTENTIAL#and don't get me started on alcie and gwen#icon x pathetic woman are you KIDDING ME 10/10 peak dynamic#i need them to kiss#tmp#tmgp#the magnus protocol#tmp podcast#tmp fanart#alice dyer#gwen bouchard#gwendolyn bouchard#samama khalid#sam khalid#celia ripley#artists on tumblr
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Redid the Jon one… I don’t think yall are ready for this
#frankly IM not ready#rarely do I get affected by something Ive drawn but god DAMN#Chewing on him#anyways#smoking kills#do not archive#tma#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#tma nsft#also thank yall for putting up w my change in art style lol
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1, OG!Dragon! Elias!!!!!!!! love him i want to give him the biggest hugs and give him my last edible fr
2. did Jonah!Elias have his shit together, that man can plot but he's too busy with his 1760783rd divorce to have his shit together

Dragon!Elias loved your edible very much, but also added a bit of his own stock along with it. Not even sure how much of his tolerance is a dragon thing at this point tbh, but he's having a nice morning.
Jonah!Elias has at least some of his shit together, but also his ex-husbands shit together, in a box. And it'll probably stay there for a while as they're already hooking up again halfway through signing the papers.
#the magnus archives#tma#dragon au#og elias bouchard#elias bouchard#dragon!elias#gonna be 1000% honest#did not expect to love dragon Elias this much#just look at him#having a great morning just before work#getting ready to just spend at least one hour staring at a book he won't read and then talking shit with Rosie for several more#king behavior really
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Are you telling me that Mr Fucking Bonzo is a god damn main villain that will keep haunting their asses Jane Prentiss style???
Oml.
I hate that thing, this is brilliant.
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus pod#tmagp spoilers#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen you gonna have a REAL fun time with Mr Bonzo#he wants to stay#he wants to play#she better get that metal pipe ready
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making myself catch the late bus bc i wanted to colour
#tma podcast#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#melanie king#tim stoker#martin blackwood#i just wanted their colours down and now i gotta get ready for work lol#my artwork
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The golden chain it is !
Let's now decide on shoes to break the dancefloor 🔥 👠




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nightly routine of the magnus brothers🌙
(pro/ship dni)
#i just felt like making a cute lil series of drawings of them getting ready for bed......#and it was an excuse to draw fidelio in cute jammies.#the drawing of del brushing bas's hair and undoing his braids is my fav🥺#theyre just little kitties.. my meow meows..#metaphor#metaphor refantazio#fidelio magnus#basilio magnus#magnus brothers
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Chapter one
Homecoming
Finally.
The warmth of the Terran sun slowly bathed over the trio as they stepped off of the ‘Macragge’s honor’. A number of ultramarines stood tall in salute as the three Primarchs passed by. Guilliman felt as a lump formed in his throat when his gaze trailed over his sons, and up to the golden palace of Terra. By the throne. This looming sense of dread could not be shaken from the back of his mind, not helped in the slightest by the masses gathering and gawking as if this were some glorious parade, but he couldn’t turn back now. Guilliman couldn’t even begin to imagine what the masses thought of his brothers, of Magnus... He and his brothers had made it so far already, and father couldn’t be left unchecked. Not anymore. They had to do something, anything, to make father grow up and get a grip. Sigh. Such a state of mind was one Guilliman would have never thought himself capable of fabricating on his own…that was until now he supposed.
You know, it was strange to be by Magnus’s side again…much stranger to the gawking, watchful eyes of the Terran populace they walked amongst, no doubt. He was pretty sure most didn’t even know of Magnus…and even fewer expected…such a form as the one his brother undertook now. He knew even after the arduous journey aboard the ship, with time to readjust and remember his brother’s figure, it still caught him off guard at times. Guilliman was just glad Dorn seemed to be taking it well too, there had been some tensions upon the reunion that had worried Guilliman. Even now, while Magnus had agreed to help them, Guilliman could feel something was not entirely honest in the why…but he trusted Magnus. He couldn’t place why, after millennia of what felt like confirmation to the contrary of trusting Magnus’s judgment, his mind still placed faith with his brother. Maybe it was a longing for a past that never was, or something that could have been. He did not want his mind clouded by the fog of ‘what if’s. They were in the now. Though…even still, something trusted Magnus. Perhaps, he could sense a burning passion that coursed through even Dorn in their conversations of father’s ill behavior, thus forming a burning and quiet pact that they needed to make things right, even if they all had different reasons.
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Yes. That was it, Guilliman decided. They united themselves under the trust of their quiet pact. Their pact to rectify father’s behavior. Precisely…
His thought spiral was disturbed as there came the cheers of some Terran civilians at the sight of the three- well, he supposed Dorn and himself were the main reason, but he wanted to try and think of this as merely a mission like they used to go on. Before… everything. When they were still brothers. Well- certainly they were all still brothers, it would be foolish to insinuate they weren’t still related and tied together by their father’s blood coursing through each of them. Though…even more foolish would be to deny that there wasn’t a change in the way they spoke to one another now. Thinking about it this way? The idea that they were merely returning home to the praise of dozens for their work after using each of their strengths to save some distant far off world? It made the things he was about to do feel just that little bit more honorable. Just- just don’t think about it. They were simply reporting back to Terra after a successful mission with Magnus and Roboute merely having a long itemized list to report back to father with. It was a wonderful mission, he decided, the planet had greeted them with great kindness and open arms. That is why the civilians cheered. They were merely so successful and had done such a great job making peace that all the cogs fit nicely into place, no casualties at that. Yes. Didn’t his brothers recall? Simply a check up, a peace mission. You rarely get to go on those! Father will be glad to hear about it. Yes. yes he will…
Roboute felt that lump form again in his throat at the thought, when did his armor get so tight? He didn’t recall Terra being so hot. He felt like he was cooking in a portable oven. His gaze ran over the heads of his sons once again. Over the heads of the populace. His sight shot back and forth between the towering buildings, the bustling walkways, his mind churning through all the little noises he heard. The quiet chatter. The screams of joy. The pushing and shoving. The footsteps. The gasps, the idle street conversations being halted— he felt like the world was spinning around him. Like there was nowhere to go– was he always so light headed?
Oh dear.
He couldn’t keep deluding himself like this, could he? No…The cheers being silenced by the heavy stomps of Magnus behind him told him so. The fearful gazes of horror and some semblance of disgust when they caught sight of his brother told him so. The way his body perspired and muscles contorted in ways he never thought possible for a primarch told him so. The way his gaze landed back upon those towering, glimmering pillars of gold which concealed his father, who he never in a million years thought would use that grandiose booming voice of his to echo orders down the bustling halls again, told him so. Deep down, as much as he dreaded to admit it, His own senses told him so.
Taking in this acceptance, he’d draw a deep breath, his mind shutting out the ambient noise. His eyes focused forward as he’d quickened his pace. Reminding himself as he walked:
Steel your nerves, Roboute Guilliman. There is work to be done. You have never shied away from your duties, especially duties to better your home. Finish your task, with great care as you’ve always done. Steel your nerves, Roboute Guilliman.
Master list || Chapter select || Chapter 2
#emps gets yassified#yassifed emps#wh40k#warhammer 40k#lazy art#wh40k art#lazy text#lazy written#lazy’s aus#lazy’s au#lazy’s alternate universe#40k god emperor#god emperor of mankind#roboute guilliman#40k magnus the red#40k rogal dorn#40k roboute guilliman#magnus the red#rogal dorn#still a bit jet lagged and tired but I wanted to get this posted lol#you all have been waiting long enough lol#I have the next 3 chapters done and ready I just need to finish a few visual elements#when I finally get all the chapters posted I’ll either have their own little chapter select or I might just make a mass Google doc and post#really hope yall aint too upset with my change to form lol—#I just couldn’t convince how I’d do this whole thing in comic form (you’ll see a bit more of why later I think-) and I figured I’d do a muc#better job with this— hope it meets expectations lol#so tired…I go sleep now#tbh I love being able to tell when ppl are going through my Ye master post bc I always get an explosion of notifs it’s amazing lmao
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the magnus archives - entity userboxes set (15)
all art for the images in the userboxes was created by grace holsten and taken from the magnus archives wikia
*i know the extinction doesn't have any avatars but i still wanted to include it.
#wndrlnd_#userboxes.png#you may have noticed im not all there myself - self indulgence#userboxes#userbox#this user#f2u userboxes#f2u with credit#[cracks knuckles as i get ready to recreate yakko's countries song but with content warnings because tma]#cw knives#cw fake blood#cw blood#cw bones#cw teeth#cw death#cw unreality#cw weapons#cw anatomical heart#cw eyes#and now fandom tags>#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#the buried#the corruption#the dark#the desolation#the end#the eye#the flesh
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new tma season 5 drinking game take a shot every time the transcript says (fond) when either jon or martin speak
#ready to get absolutely PLASTERED#shut up nix#tma#tma shitpost#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#jonmartin
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my name is martin. i made the poems . it was difficult to put the stanzas together. but unfortunately something went so Wrong and now i cant do anything but be at this stupid job
#its a Tim Attack bitch#thegreat grimaldi's in town#. so sit your ass down and get ready for a tIM ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK#martin blackwood#tma#tma shitpost#the magnus archives
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