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#fuck my ex bf!!! omg!!!!#i shouldnât even know and i ALSO shouldnât even care BUT#heâs acting so pathetically online bro like 24/7 sadposting over our breakup#while also at the same time FLIRTING WITH A TON OF WOMEN LMFAOOOOO#this fucking dog is so thirsty for bitches that he canât fucking stop#at least dm these women like a real man with game#instead of helplessly flirting with every woman you see on twitter like a pathetic fucking sad sap#go download tinder and fuck a real bitch instead of flirting with runescape thots fr#literally helplessly reaching out for any form of attention while i am falling in love again LMFAOOO#get real fucking nerd#personal
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Eddie always thought that he was the biggest freak in Hawkins. But once he finally lucked out and managed to bag the golden boy Steve Harrington, he realized how wrong he'd been. Because everything that left Steve's mouth always appalled him.
Often, they could be doing mundane things together and Steve would casually bring up all kind of kinky stuff he wanted to try out with Eddie. And though Eddie didn't know what the hell was CBT, he still jotted it down for research later. At least, Steve didn't notice the crack in his voice when he agreed to spank him for fun.
#steve is secretly a freak#meanwhile eddie is just your typical edgelord nerd#eddie thought he's gonna fuck steve up but got uno reversed instead#steve 'my teenage wet dream was getting dommed by paralysis demon' harrington#eddie 'fake it till i make it' munson#steve: i want you to [redacted] then [redacted] then [redacted] and [redacted] me. thank you âșïž#eddie: *in real tears* whatever's wrong with you i'll try my best to catch up#steddie#eddie munson#steve harrington#sionewrites
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Anya has been an incredible new edition to the strahd party dynamic and I think we're reaching peak levels of chaos
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd character#curse of strahd#ravenloft#my art#pigeon princess#dnd art#dungeons & dragons#viktor vallakovich#victor vallakovich#Silas#Silas shaw#the nerds are getting fucking owned#THIS WAS A REAL QUOTE FROM OUR GAME AND IT KILLED US AT THE TABLE
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One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.
#I'm not calling the characters ugly btw#i don't believe any one can be ugly#i do not care for beauty standards and thus i don't rank people based on how âuglyâ or âprettyâ they are#but the characters in DE do not meet the conventional beauty standards and look like actual people with unique faces#and thus would be considered âuglyâ#and that is so important to me. i go feral whenever media represents how people look like in real life and not how they look like in the#fictional parallel universe where everyone is a model and where a majority of the movies take place#because irl you don't have to be a model to be desirable#the most attractive man in any video game I've ever played has a receding hairline and a big nose and thick glasses and a small chin#and not only is representing realistic people. just good. in general. but it makes the character of Dolores Dei stand out so much more which#works for the game so well. she's barely human. she's a deity- a myth- a legend. the only version that exists of her now is the one with#glowing lungs. she's perfectly beautiful because she's inhuman. the fact that everybody else looks so human only highlights how inhuman she#has become yk?#if everyone was as conventionally attractive as her then she wouldn't stand out. we wouldn't get why she's so special.#disco elysium#disco elysium analysis#media analysis#beauty standards#this is only one aspect of how this game portrays real people btw. as someone interested in character design this just immediately stood out#to me#the first time i noticed it was when i first met garte and the second time was when i met ruby because neither are conventionally desirable#oh my fucking god the nerds who complain about a woman with a model face having body hair in a video game would perish if they played this#mainstream game/movie studios catering to western masses could never
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I got these in the mail today!! đ«Łđ«Łđ«Ł They will go on my future Sandershelf lmao



The cute holiday postcard sticker was a surprise!! Itâs on my fridge now. It brings me joy to catch small glimpses of TSA as I move around my apt. đ
#steph is a big fucking nerd#thatâs not a real tag but it should be#diary#steph in the flesh#stormlight archive#cosmere#idk if I said but I was lucky enough to get in on the WaT preorders and I also have the chull weighted plush IT IS SO STINKIN CUTE#my desired shelf is a small one so I wanna make sure my two favs fit before I get other miniatures!
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karkat kinnie arc 2 and dreamworks trolls obsession were not on my card for this year i didnât see this coming man fucking god damn it
#any of you who follow my tumblr know the depths of how much of a fucking cringelord idiot nerd i am itâs so terrible#i think i get misread as a down to earth folk musician who is aloof and cool and whimsical#man im a fucking freak have you ever seen me without this stupid hat#maybe i donât get read as whimsical#i dont know whatâs obvious#i know in some alternate timeline my characters are real and im friends with them#isnât the mind incredible#hope youâre all well xoxo
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I gotta say I did not expect Iâd love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendisâ writing of all things (heâs the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Milesâ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. Thatâs it.
Like, why is the âr u and Ganke together hahaâ a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? Itâs so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.
The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesnât like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesnât swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesnât. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!
Idk Iâm near the end of Bendisâ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.
Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isnât even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just canât believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.
#A POST COMPLAINING ABOUT COMIC? ON THIS BLOG?? AFTER 6 YEARS??#anyway#itâs so insane like I could actually go haha I know this trope i know these fucked up issues numbering I know how to skim through#an entire event I know how to make sense of these reading order like my comic nerd self is not dead itâs still there#this is all Hobie and MiIesâ fault I tell you#terrible terrible#but at least I get to pull out the i actually read the comics card if anyone ever lords over me about drawing fanarts of the movie#ha!#personal#genuinely think milesâ origin in the comic is so fucked up tho Aaron is a real piece of work there#and by that I mean a gaslighting horrible jerk#still dunno whatâs worse being chased around by whole ass adults yelling heâs a mistake#or being in a middle of a civil WAR where again grown ass adults fighting OVER him and making his choice for him#wow dat was crazy#but Milesâ current writer is really good and I also enjoy reading him when heâs with the Champions#also b3ndisâ 2016 run is SO WEIRD like there are dialogues that just make you go#âyep a white man wrote this
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Still episode 32 of bdw but
Felix: *implies his performance in bed has been critiqued before and that's ok it's part of learning*
Me:.......................this surprises me not because I think he wouldn't be bad the first few times but because I genuinely thought he'd never so much as kissed another person before. Are we sure? Did he really?
#let us be so for real right now alright. wv((((((((///#probs not. not for anybody elses lack of fucking trying#but because felix pribably avoided social situations like the (beast) plague bc he was busy studying#once he DID put his mind to it i have no doubt hed be great tho#nerd would study anatomy in jis spare time to get it right trust trust#not that ive pondered it i HAVENT I SWEAR#But he gives vibes of someone who just. has not yknow? couldve but didnt. wasnt a pressing issue bookworm duties called#but once he DID i just know ok. i just know that that big brain once turned from higher academics would be applied just as scrupulously idk#he just seems the kinda guy that would be really awkward at first but once he figures out not only can he study for this test but its also#open book and not only that but he could approach it as science in some cases he'd be a whole new beast of element yknow#anyways hes speaks like twelve languages yknow what they say about Cunning Linguists.#loa posting#beneath dark wings#felix ackerman
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sammy did tech for a musical as a kid sammy did tech for a musical as a kid sammy did tech for a musical-


#s10 ep5#AUEBSOSNDGDBJDHDJSHD#HES MY BITCH. I LOVE YOU TECH NERD SAMMY#s10 ep5 fan ficiton youre fulfilling my theatre kid needs#CANON FANON TRANS DEAN IN S10 EP5 FAN FICTION??????#only in spn will you get a phrase like canon fanon#god#tech nerd theatre kid sammy save me#his ass starting to yap about how they only had two cd decksâŠ. theatre kid sammy youre so special to me#thats what im gonna be like in the future. on god#im gonna be so real this post is purely so i can be insane about that GIANT sound desk they had on that set. what school is affording that#what the fuck. (i want it) ITS SO COOL MAN#the tech nerd theatre kid in me is going insane this episode. so is the tech nerd theatre kid in sammy btw.#supernatural#spn#sam winchester#sam yaps about spn
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God why are people gatekeeping a WARHAMMER 40K CHARACTER
#shade speaks#guys we are in loser nerd fandom territory (pos) it should not be this serious#and to those sending vile hateful anons#youâre a fucking loser#touch grass#guys this is a fuckin fandom for a tabletop game made in 1983#start acting like adults the fake guy from the grimdark world isnât gonna fuck you nor choose you#we would all be dead if warhammer was real lmao#why is the fun for this game saved for a certain group of people in an invite only server#Iâm gonna repeat what I said before#itâs disheartening to play dolls when people wonât even let you into the sandbox#and to my lovely mutuals and anyone getting hateful messages Iâm so sorry#you deserve better and to have fun#I have a ton of fun interacting with people#it brings me a lot of joy#Iâm babbling excuse me
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Bitches will rag on Disneyâs Hercules for being mythically inaccurate and then continue to post the same 5 inaccurate memes everyoneâs already posted to death
âThey did Hades totally wrong in this movie everyone knows heâs a goth bad boy who loves his wife!!â (Gag me)
âOmg I canât believe this movie didnât have my twink bisexual icons Apollo and Hermes who I totally ship even though I joke about mythologic incest being weirddddâ (Stfu)
âOmg I canât believe they portrayed Zeus as a good dad when erm ACTSHULLY âïžđ€ he was a MAN WHORE who would FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVED and had ZERO REDEEMING QUALITIES AND WAS SOLEY A JERK!!! My source? The people on tumblr and the one osp video I had playing in the background đ€â (KILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU)
#eyeball speaks#Iâm begging you so called greek myth nerds to get new material#So called greek myth nerds when someone who actually hyperfixated on various mythologies since childhood enters:#hercules#disneyâs hercules#hercules 1997#You are not smart for pointing out a disney movie got things wrong itâs a fucking disney movie literally stfu#greek myth#greek mythology#also no I donât have anything against osp I enjoy their channel but good god they cannot be your only source of info people come on.#Please do some real research instead of just taking everything at face value please
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The reaction Yugi has when he finally realizes that, yes, Kaiba thinks heâs physically attractive and has since high school would be entertaining as fuck.
Like, rationally, he knows Kaiba had some kind of infatuation one way or another with his other self, but it never quite pinged that, no matter which one of them Kaiba was into, it was still, yâknow, Yugiâs body that anything would be done with. And that Kaiba was down for it.
Additionally, I donât know what would be funnier: Yugi realizing it on his own or a very tired Seto spelling it out for him, fucking hell, Yugi, have a little self-confidence about some aspect of yourself for once in your life.
#yugioh#rivalshipping#chibi rambles#for real tho' yuug maybe at one point he wanted atem but it was YOUR ass he thought was fine#also the idea of seto getting irritated at yugi like 'what's so appealng about this? *gestures to body*'#and going HAVE YOU CONSIDERED YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY PRETTY YOU FUCKING NERD#seto likes short kings ok accept you are one yugi for fuck's sake
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boggles my MIND when people are like. "i don't like the main cast of fantasy high" especially in the context of beyond freshman year, ofc. like. BROTHER. it's ABOUT THEM? skill issue detection system is picking up on a MAJOR target
#SO MANY people i've seen will be like#'i don't like the bad kids in JY'#OKAY. first of all. be so fucking for real.#second. you're weird#third. skill issue. i don't get you#i'd say stop watching but then they even get a high horse about THAT#like they're either hate watching or couldn't stomach the idea that the bad kids are. teenagers.#which is. such a comprehension skill issue it kneecaps even ME#'i can't enjoy FHJY because it's like the bad kids are bullies now :('#they're not for one and also even if they are (AT TIMES) antagonistic toward npcs#it's either a) out of character (the cast is just talking) b) a bit c) makes sense for their PC or d) kind of deserved honestly#i could make a whole genuine post about this but whatever#yall are nerds#^what some d20 viewers would faint about if the PCs said#percy talks
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liberals are not the "left" man. i can assure you that normie fandom tumblr is all liberals
#again 99% of this site is liberals ahhhhhhh#fucking hate my posts getting notes because they always fill up with liberals#I hate the term the 'left' with a passion utterly meaningless word that makes nerds on here feel good about themselves#go read marxist theory for real
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Okay so basically the United States MINT of all people is going to be working with DC to make a line of coins! These coins sadly won't be in circulation (the things I would do to live in a world where I could get Batman coins from the supermarket) as they're collectors coins, but will be releasing over the course of the next 3 years, 2025-2027.
Designs haven't been released yet (the same is true for all 2025 designs) but we know there will be 9 coins in total (3 each year) with the first year featuring (of course!!!) Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.
Although we know the first three heroes to be featured, the remaining six have yet to be decided, and it turns out the Mint is putting out a survey on their site to gauge which of a group of culturally significant heroes people want to see most! (link to the form is mentioned in the article above)
The considered group includes: Supergirl, the Flash, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, John Stewart GL, Aquaman, Hawkman, Jamie Reyes BB, Robin (Damian?), Cyborg, and Batgirl, of which 6 will be selected.
As someone who does a bit of coin collecting myself (mainly circulation coins like the quarters sets, but I also have a couple proof and collectors coins) I think this is a really cool and interesting idea that showcases the history of the comics medium and these characters and their influence on American culture. Really excited to wait and see what the designs look like for the coins already announced!
#ABSOLUTELY INSANE TO ME#sorry just. only thing that could make this crazier is if these were circulating. i would fucking die actually lmao#i mean you could buy something with one of these legally but like youre an idiot if you do that so likeeee#someone showing up with the solid gold superman collector coin and its only legally worth a dollar lmao#not that someone would do this but future generations/archeologists finding a coin in some ruins and it just has like. batman on it#amazing to me#also just the transition from us currency having all fake people (lady liberty some random native american guy etc.) and then going to real#people and presidents then expanding that to honor people that they believe should be honored (think the harriet tubman coin set right now)#and representing beauty and innovation and culture through representation of the states#only through that lens to swing back around and have fake people on the coins again in the form of the freaking dc trinity. insane to me#no one ever gets me when im nerding out over coins its okay. at least its not postage stamps (i actually do have some special postage stamps#its like 1 sheet though it was for the 2017 eclipse and the image changes from totality to the moon with the heat of your finger theyre so#cool okay) anyways i like dont really know that much abt coins lol i originally saw a post abt this on reddit đ lol and had to check this#was real which is insane. anyways my dad got my all my coin stuff ive got a proof set from the year i was born albums to hold the 50 states#and national parks (america the beautiful but its 90% natl park designs lets be honest here) quarter collections as i find them irl#(dont have an album for us women yet sadly but do have some of the coins) as well as a few dimes and other circulation albums i havent used#much. and then i have a few collectibles like the hubble telescope $1 coin the 50th anniversary apollo 11 one and the 2021 anniversary peace#dollar. though like not the gold ones or anything like that lol but yeah. i talk abt coins every once and a while with friends and i know#things but then my dad is in the car and its like nevermind lol.#also put a ? after damian's name bc theres a chance it could be dick and they just used the wrong picture. because some of the character#bios had names but his didnt and seemed very dick grayson (acrobatics mention âbatman's partnerâ etc) but not so specfic exclude either one#and the pick was damian. but then the ollie pick was goateeless for some reason so who knows#culturally dick is more important but dami is current so idk#dc comics#blah#ive really been learning so much today. first all in announcement and subsequent leaks and now this. what a ride#also love how im anticipating and know future comics things lol. when did that happen haha. ive really transitioned from only reading back#issues and never knowing current events to following a lot of releases lol and somehow finding out about the freaking coin collection...#crazy how that happens#cant scroll up at that first image without losing it a bit still actually. what a world we live in. anyways take your bets who is gonna be
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Also probably no art before wednesday and if there are its probably because im in my lab and i reached my attention span so i got into a toilet and draw on my phone for 15 minutes
Or ill just be fucked in wednesday's meeting what do i know
#idk if im just being a strawberry or what i just cant work in a long attention span. especially if its not writing code#wait do people know about strawberry stuff#search âstrawberry generationâ on wiki because wow i do feel like a strawberry now#kinda miss my college times. homeworks are easy. projects are like whatever#and you have time to do silly stuff like learning how to draw bloodhound and open a public account on tumblr#good times#i always feel that if i dont get good at drawing now ill never have the chance after getting a job#well... at least good enough that i dont throw up when i see my art from just one week ago or something#im glad that i kickstart this entire thing early enough. like during 3rd~4th year of college after i get all required courses done#if i started any later im probably not gonna keep on drawing. id rather spend all my free time playing games or doing nerd stuff ig#im just in my ramble-before-sleep state rn btw dont mind me#im just glad i have something else to do / somewhere else to go when irl stuff fucks me up#and its not just about playing games and scrolling through twitter and tumblr with a lurker account 24/7#really makes you wonder how life trajectory forms#and if you think you read this before its because i yap about the same feeling every few months#but the feeling is real. i still cant believe i have a public account and a place to stay on the internet#although its mostly me pushing art out because im still the introverted type and really cant interact with people comfortably#i can yap because im effectively talking to thin air btw. its different#okay thats enough yapping about me i should probably stop#ramble
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