#get this AWAY FROM ME

[alspacedout]

god, she's a star!

[weedburglar]

THE WAY HIS BACK SLIGHTLY ARCHES OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD STOP IT

[gemkun]

explain this then

ludicrous. indisputably ludicrous.

[daandori]

woke up and had tumblr live. i feel like one of the last survivors in a zombie move who looks down to see that theyve become infected

[wtfuckevenknows]

Why are they showing me hockey players with a bunch of kids on the ice?!?!?!

[amphipolitan]

tumblr i am begging you. what the fuck did i like. just tell me so i can go and fucking unlike it. what the fuck. what the fuck did i do to make you show me this bull shit. pls i am begging you

[lvnarsapphic]

For some reason my phone has begun suggesting "Christmas" to follow up a word it is not familiar with me typing. I was writing up a procedure with my lab mentor and after every single technical word it kept suggesting Christmas as a follow up to it. I'm worried now that I've actually typed the word twice for this past, my keyboard is going to keep suggesting the word to me. Which isn't helpful.

[itsnotreal]

Mel I’m going to block you istg

[cyborgraptor]

can't doze off. can't sleep. I'm in immediate threat of being fucked to death

[kavebot]

i cant with this fucking cat, chat

[stil-lindigo]

an ex-zionist jewish man recently went a bit viral on tiktok for sharing exactly how he sees zionism tie israel to the jewish identity and his personal experience with breaking away from it - I think it’s a really great watch.

He also made a follow up talking specifically about how he learned to humanise Palestinians, and a really integral part of it was his school, which would often bring in Palestinian speakers who’d share their perspective (here’s a link to it).

[percystarz]

[sableeira]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?

[moongreenlight]

Johnny is the kind of guy that you hook up with when you’re on a girls trip and fully expect to never see him again.

But it turns out he was on deployment so when you go home and start seeing him at the grocery store you think there’s no way it could be him. Has to be a trick of the light.

It’s not. When he sees you in the frozen aisle he’ll come straight up behind you and grope your ass like he has the right.

“Knew it was ye. Know you better from this angle than the front, anyhow.”

[tomboxed]

jesus christ could you get any gayer

[madamemiz]

sad: falling out of a hyperfixation

tragic: watching your beloved friends and mutuals fall out of the hyperfixation while you're still in it