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I like to argue about Judaism as much as the next Jew, but that debate is not the most important part of Judaism.
You know what is?-- Living a good, Jewish life.
And what is a Jewish life? What is required of us?
The prophet Micah said this: "You have been told what is good: only to do justice, to love goodness, and to walk modestly." (Micah 6:8)
The Rabbi Hillel put it this way: "That which is hateful to you, do not do to another. That is the whole Torah, the rest its interpretation, now go study." (Talmud, Shabbat 31a:6)
In other words--Be a mentsh! Be a good person! You can debate about how to observe Shabbat all you want but at your core what is most important is not hurting others.
Don't be a putz. Be a mentsh. That's it.
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I think I’m HILARIOUS

#bro is hitting the fridged wife pose#Cheng Xiaoshi stop acting like a dead wife#get with the program#i should make memes and text posts for these guys#it’ll be funny#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#would this count as#shiguang#eh whatever#link click#this joke is probably already dead but this pose is perfect for it#to me at least
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Gorgeous Ladies Vying For Your Attention
They're trying to seduce me
#kiss#mykissposts#paul stanley#starchild#ace frehley#space ace#spaceman#starry eyes#starlovers#starsluts#This is for the gays only#They are the beauty standard#Get with the program
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You may think I curate my content and only post about science and mad science for branding reasons, but no. I'm just like that in real life.
Autism.
#actually autistic#autism#the algorithm keeps tryna get me on things i have even the slightest chance of being able to start a conversation about in real life#bitch we doing science memes and sexymen and femboys in labcoats#get with the program
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Women is plural.
Shes a plural wemon
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americans need to start putting orange juice in their shirley temples tbh
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my therapist is consistently ten minutes late no matter what
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#get with the program#retro#vintage#floppy disk#aesthetic#old school cool#style#computer#funny gif#duh
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seeing people who don't follow the international hockey circuit regularly get mad about the wjc 2025 canada roster....like girl this is how it always is?
#'who let dave cameron have so much control'#hockey canada.#girl.#it was hockey canada.#they always let their coaches have control.#and they hate certain people for no reason.#i.e. brandt clarke#wjc 2025#team canada#GET WITH THE PROGRAM#it's the same convo every year and at what point do we just accept it's how it is
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doomed yaoi? no. doomed sisters.
#get with the program#arcane#thinking about my relationship with my younger sister#and am in Pain#jinx arcane#vi arcane
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I know I'm new here, but Y'all need to draw this man with whiskers js
Dunno if I love this but HEY, I drew somethin! : D

#albo art#hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#hazbin husker#imma just fill this page with husk doodles tbh#love an old man who's tired of the bs#also angel callin this mans whiskers for a REASON#but they aint no where to be found#get with the program#digital art#fanart#husk#husker
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Y'ALL YA GIRL HAS DEFROSTED
#christmas#mariah carey#defrosting#november 1st#yes im one of those people who Christmas from November 1st#get with the program#aahhhhh
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Hanging out in Sioux Falls for the weekend. The Boyfriend was itching to get out of town.
With being on the road for the last three weeks I really just wanted to go home but I get it. It’s been months since he’s been out of town.
Idk why I’m complaining about hanging out with friends and having a good time. I really need to get my attitude on straight so I can have some fun tonight.
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if your "broken-hearted crowley" playlist doesn't have lesbians on it, you're wrong. literally no one can write the pain of the breakup of a 6,000-year relationship like a lesbian. i don't make the rules but i do enforce them
#specifically crowley loves the indigo girls#get with the program#I HAVE SPENT NIGHTS WITH MATCHES AND KNIVES#anthony janthony crowley#ineffable divorce
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shoutouts to the couple of dunces in my replies trying to decide amongst themselves if computer programs can be lesbians. under my post where i clearly stated that computer programs can be lesbians.
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