#getrekt

[missmeltycat]

Also infected by the Total Ownage Virus it seems.

(Look, he's far too fun to draw, OK?)

ANOTHER doodle of Henry. 😂

[daegutowns]

your enhypen hogwarts boyfriend 

tags: hogwarts au, gn!reader, this is the grind rn

gryffindor: heeseung, niki 

heeseung: quidditch team chaser 

secretly (not so secretly) an attention seeker

please expect to hype him up and fawn over him on quidditch match days -- especially on matches with slytherin (he always has a bet with jay) 

“babe i need you to boo jay if he ever comes near you.” 

and he is so serious about this 

mcgonagall claims she doesn’t like him but he’s just lucky that he’s actually really good at quidditch (bc his transfiguration grades are not sexy) 

excels in defense against the dark arts AND potions but snape hates him 

he swears up and down he didn’t do anything this time to get detention but you know better. and he’s always begging the captain to not kick him off

“please, you know snape wants my left buttcheek!” 

talks shit before the match (especially to jay) and then feigns innocence if he’s asked about it 

this is the result of years of watching quidditch matches with his dad (their favorite team is the montrose magpies -- and he WILL badmouth puddlemere united if that team is mentioned) 

likes to sleep next to you in the library after practice while you study 

riki: quidditch team beater  

rebellious, passionate, and playful -- riki is a gryffindor through and through

always getting caught up in pranks. denies ever being inside zonko’s even though that’s the first place he goes in hogsmeade 

like okay ????

claims mrs. norris (filch’s cat) is best friends with him, but he has no real way of proving this 

shy about pda because of his friends, so he likes meeting up with you in secret and passing you notes in class 

…until he gets caught and has to read them out loud

then he decides that fuck it! it’s better to just air it out anyways. not his problem what they find disgusting! 

straight up livin’ that thug life y’all #getrekt

lowkey getting brainwashed by heeseung (go magpies!) 

makes up all his dreams for his divination dream journal but always makes it about you so he can pretend to be offended if someone says it’s fake

hufflepuff: sunghoon, jungwon 

sunghoon: prefect (head boy) 

this hard-working and kind-hearted boy is a true hufflepuff through and through

everyone thought by his looks that he’d either be in slytherin or ravenclaw, but it’s more obvious when he opens his mouth 

he’s kind of like cedric diggory -- super well-liked, popular, good-looking, and smart

he’s got all the hufflepuff girls and gays giggling around him n shit 

“first years follow me to the common room” and the new hufflepuffs are tripping over their feet trying to ask him questions 

it’s okay because he only has eyes for you <3 

haha jk sometimes he’ll tease you and say “are you jealous? you look jealous~” and then backtrack and say nevermind that he’s sorry and he doesn’t actually know what other people look like. in fact he only knows one name and it’s yours. 

he doesn’t really need to be doing all that but it’s fun messing with him 

goes around humbly (not so humbly) bragging about you until he gets smacked by snape for messing around during (but that doesn’t stop him) 

he likes taking you to cheesy date spots, like madam puddifoot’s tea shop or the covered walkway near spintwitches sporting needs where everyone else had their first kisses 

jungwon: quidditch team seeker   

well-rounded, responsible, and dependable -- these are all traits of a hufflepuff that describe jungwon perfectly 

to be honest, he’s really just here for the vibes

his favorite pastime is collecting chocolate frog cards 

(he is specifically looking for the gold and silver albus dumbledore cards that have been out of circulation for years)

he’s a very talented seeker, but everyone else’s praise doesnt mean anything. he needs YOUR praise specifically and will pretend to not like it just so he can hear it more (but you know better!) 

please help him study… he is definitely getting that quidditch scouting from a professional team but jungwon said he might get a T (troll) in history of magic 

he has a black cat named dooly that terrorizes him before he sleeps

you like dragging him to the kitchens to eat chocolate snacks with him before bed, but he gets nervous sneaking out sometimes

likes sitting underneath the big willow tree near the black lake with his head in your lap. please run your hands through his hair! 

ravenclaw: jake 

jake: quidditch team beater  

everyone really would’ve expected that he would’ve been in either gryffindor or hufflepuff just based on personality alone 

the sorting gave him a choice, and he just went with the house that had more of his friends that he made on the train 

he loves it when you show up to practice because now it’s even more awesome! now even more of his favorite people are in the same place

“babe look at this!” while he does a flip ??? 

if he falls off, now both you AND the rest of his team can laugh at him 

loves it even more if you show up to his games fully decked out (beyond his imagination) in his house colors, even if that’s not your house

he never expects this from you but he’s soooo happy when it happens that it motivates you to keep doing it 

self-declared next quidditch captain (and flitwick will give it to him) 

he’ll even tutor you in transfigurations (his best subject) for kisses, because despite being an athlete, he’s also got good grades???? sometimes god has favorites 

“if you think i’m a cool boyfriend, give me a kiss” 

his favorite type of date is sneaking out to the kitchens with you and sharing a pudding cake

slytherin: jay, sunoo

jay: quidditch team keeper  

unsurprisingly, jay comes from a long line of other slytherins

he’s pretty laidback compared to the rest of his family, but always insists that you go with him to family functions (because “baby they’re too boring without you!”) 

you two always end up at the snacks table gossiping with his cool cousins anyways 

flexes by buying you all your snacks on the train + of course covers all the dates 

pretty popular within slytherin house, but only because he’s good at quidditch and also has pretty good grades (in everything except herbology) 

hates the keeper pickup lines and jokes but likes 

lined up to be the next captain! 

claims he wants to work for the ministry of magic’s department of mysteries

“i got an image to keep”

whatever you say babygirl ^^

expects to be holding hands whenever you’re walking the halls with him

requires a good luck kiss before every quidditch match

sunoo: prefect 

a lot of people expected sunoo to get into hufflepuff! he defies expectations 

seriously, he made a name for himself within the house

with as ambitious as he is, it’s not that surprising to see that someone has confident and charming as him is in slytherin 

he’s someone with friends in every house, probably in every year too

he’s got an “in” with every club on hogwarts campus, so take your pick bae. the world’s your oyster! 

he flexes like jay, but instead of galleons, he takes you to restricted areas of campus using his prefect badge 

would actually help you break the rules if you wanted to

“you want to break in where?! okay, wait, let me get--” 

likes it when you compliment his thoughtfulness or talent in these areas 

his best subject is charms ;) 

his favorite pastime is watching quidditch practices with you, but all you do is yap together

[gunpowder-tim]

says the old boot that found grey/white hair uwu #getrekt

bullying me smh. its like u dont even want a silver fox dilf boyfriend.

[d3ad-on-arriva1]

you're unfunny and dragged out

thats what i told your mum last night #getrekt

[zoso418]

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[ormymarius]

#hateask I bet you smell like fish

yeah from sucking fish dick and appreciating fish tiddies #getrekt

[evilminji]

The way I see it? John is TOTALLY at his most hungover Trash Racooniest? Just? In his boxers and the Trenchcoat, half on the couch, face pressed to the highly suspect carpet of some shitty motel in a puddle of drool, reeking of sulfur and the cheapest gin he could find. SURROUNDED by bottles and cheap, awful, what-can-i-get-for-this-highly-singed-dollar take-out. Ass in the air and legs damn near falling off the cushions to join him on the floor.

Headache fit to kill GODS.

You know, real glamor shot. Lookin his best. Fit for guests and ready to entertain them. Definitely NOT haunted by the nightmares of those he's failed and the screams of Hell, a realm he JUST pulled himself out of and then promptly decided to drink to forget.

And finally, FINALLY just as he's slipping into that badly needed Deep Dreamless Sleep? *obnoxious herald trumpets!* *Death Energy and pretentious assholes!*

No.

No, he refuses to do this. Go away.

But not ONLY do they not? They get in a SNIT. Oh how DARE! They're so OFFENDED! Blah blah blah! Like THEY didn't break into his motel room. Yeah, yeah, he's going back to slee-

WHAT.

Says The Laughing Magican, from the floor, suddenly not only awake but paying an ALARMING amount of interest in these current events. Ah. So he DID hear you correctly. Hold that thought.

He sits up. Gets off the floor. Sits down on the shitty couch. And takes out a cigarette, which lights itself. No, no, please. Continue digging yourself deeper. He's paying ATTENTION now. What's all this about? Threatening kids? Binding unwilling souls to contracts? No, no, see, marriage IS a contract at its most basic. Don't try dressing that up all pretty. But, continue.

And he calmly, Politely even, listens. Nods when appropriate. And when they're done?

Well... a FEW manage to make it back to the Realm. Crafty little buggers. What can he say? Splitting headache, his aim was off. Anyway, who wants a now heavily cursed motel mirror?

And! Because I am both petty and want them to just? Have the WORST time? Since Danny couldn't possibly know Superman is weak to magic, therefor ghosts? He legit thinks he's sending them to fight a mortal God. #GetRekt etc. But you know who ELSE constantly harrases Clark? And infact has a STANDING APPOINTMENT to try and ruin his life?

A 5th dimensional Imp. Mister Mxyzptlk. His race is basically a step ABOVE Gods. But are bound by each other and their Rules. Like Clockwork if he could also bend reality and didn't give even the solitary fucks he currently gives. AND was not bound by Zone Law.

Mxy also has quite the temper. And Clark is both a tactician AND little shit. So CLEARLY, these floating eyeballs are SUCH a threat! Much bigger then Mister Mxyzptlk! Oh noooooo! Clark is MUCH more concerned about THEM then YOU Mxyzptlk, they have clearly shown how much STRONGER they are! He'll get to you later.

Those Observants do NOT return. They are confetti now. Clark then butchered Mister Mxyzptlks name so bad, pretending to not remember it, that he once again tricked him back into the 5th dimension. See ya next year!

(As for Diana? Visiting her Mother. Poor bastards showed up to the ACTUAL AMAZON ISLAND and announced, in front of everyone, that the PRINCESS would be taken as an unwilling bride, to be married to a CHILD, that they THEMSELVES heavily suggested did not wish to even marry, but that THEY were forcing too anyway.)

(It goes EXACTLY as you think it does.)

With Batman? Gotham eats half of them before they can get to him. Cursed City HUNGRY. Then they fuckin BOUNCE off Wayne Manor. Because it turns out? Being historically the literal ONLY good rich folk in the area? For centuries? Doing charity and helping the needy etc? People Bless your house and family.

Sometimes those people are Actual Witches.

Bruce gets to stand in his dining room and sip his morning coffee obnoxiously. Watching them try and FAIL to breach his walls. Tim joins him. It's nice. Good bonding moment. Steph wonders if Jason's "cool magic swords" can hurt them.

For Jason? It's a BEAUTIFUL firey blade filled morning.

Just? The Chaos. Righteously Pissed Superheroes picking up this Heroic Ghost Child and curb stomping Ghost Creeps. Knock knock mother fuckers. It's CPS:Heros division! We've invaded the afterlife and are not impressed.

I just saw a "You have to pick a Consort or we'll pick one for you!" Prompt?

And I must know? CAN they bind someone to Consortship who does not recognize their authority? Like... no really, The King Of The Dead(tm) lawfully would have NO claim upon the Living, unless they consented to his Rule. Not until they... you know... Die.

And in DP's case? Not even THEN is it guaranteed? They could just Peace Out and move on. Skip the Zone completely. So like? IS that a loophole?

A King from Nation A can not legally command citizen of Nation B. They aren't his. Only King B can. Citizen B's may CHOSE to obey King A, to be polite, but the have the RIGHT to say "fuck off, buddy". But if King A was legal cornered and told "pick a Consort Or Else(tm)"? CAN HE?

Like? Can he point to the biggest, toughest, warrior in Nation B (probably standing next to his equally terrifying wife), knowing FULL DAMN WELL this is not going to happen and planning on that, and say "Him. Fetch, you bloodsuckers."

Just FULL-ON pass the buck. And let his political opponents have time to reconsider their stances as they are dying under said warrior's Rightfully Furious Blade?

What I am saying is? Constantine. Superman. Fuck it! Batman too! You want Danny, A TEENAGER, to pick a CONSORT for ETERNITY or you'll FORCE one on him? In what feels like a VERY coercive Bad Touch sorta move?

Fine.

FINE!

He's gonna pull out his phone and look up that list Tucker made of the Magical Weirdos on the Justice League! In FACT! He heard that the Greek gods helped made Wonder Woman! Her too! He's "Consorting" the whole FOUNDING MEMBERS! And the magical ones! It's gonna be a HAREM up in this castle!

Now be good eyeballs and FETCH. He has Kingly Watching Paint Dry to get too. You can't expect HIM to do this? This is YOUR big concern, not his.

(It goes badly for the Observants, I would imagine. Those are grown Adult Heros being told to divorce their loving spouses and marry A CHILD. Or Else.)

( They Choose Or Else. And Unspeakable Violence. Unhand the child, you despicable eyeball faced cretins!)

[missmeltycat]

I felt the need to cram Henry into the Real Ghostbusters universe. Don't ask why. It was a whim.

[cosmiado]

AU CONTRAIRE!!! i permit myself ONE (1) instance of being pedantic to say that literally in the ep i listened to earlier today, Glenn asks for gluten free options in Oakvale and one of the Oakvalians says "yes, we're all celiac." hashtag getrekt hashtag allelvesareceliac

"this character is like me because they're gay" "this character is trans like me" well characters are the most like me fr when they have celiac disease. can we get more bitches with celiac disease

[chunkycotton]

fuck you

ratio + your a homosexual + your gay

[hauntedgardengoatee]

I am humannnnnn

Human

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

we are soooooooooooooo sos os os so good at the dori. we do the a dori and fuckkcing GET YOU. getREKT.

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[jeikei-star]

That’s y we love Dean Winchester.

[gimmedawin]

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[edgyvampires]

So, Here's tea.

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