how did Riko gaslight everyone into calling him the son of exy? like sure Kevin might be but Riko?? that man’s literally a nephew of exy, not even the nephew, this is so embarrassing for him
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You can talk about what you wished had happened, or what you think should’ve happened, but when it comes to what actually happened, Jason is not the prodigal son, Bruce did not slaughter a fatted calf for his return!
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Laughing crying choking on my tears why am I constantly haunted by the thoughts of all these tragic little gay men I just want then to be okay for once yet terrible things always happen why they just need to be in each others arms and in my arms I need to comfort them why because they're tragic little gay men and they're stuck in my head and consuming my every waking thought and I'm not okay because they're not okay.
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She Blows!!! Welcome mat with whaling scene, 1875 - 1900
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this morning we found a boy. we asked the boy his name and he didn’t know, but he also didn’t care. identity was not of interest to him, since he was so busy being every possible thing except himself
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me, knowing the majority of my boops came from jews i didn’t know existed until today:
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the heartbreak prince | part 3/6: running through rose thorns.
A scream tears itself from Mike’s throat, though it’s followed quickly by Will’s desperate cry: “Mike!”
Pain explodes where the arrow has punctured his skin, unlike anything Mike has felt before, and it shouldn’t hurt this badly – but it does. Fuzzy darkness begins to creep into his vision, and Mike blinks—once, twice, thrice—as he struggles to stay awake.
“Stay with me, Mike,” Will pleads.
Or:
After getting separated from the rest of the Party, Mike and Will are forced to confront their pasts in the worst possible way.
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part 3 of the heartbreak prince for you this evening. hope you enjoyed a happier chapter 2 because who would i be if i didn’t have angst in my fics?
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sometimes i think about how helaena would invariably be 🧐 at any bride aemond might have. like she doesn't need to have feelings for him or to be romantically involved with him at all (if they are it's on sight i'm afraid), helaena will scrutinize the poor girls and it won't be easy to pass the vibe check
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