#glen quagmire

[burningrhino]

Family Guy has had many character derailments over the past few years. Peter Griffin is designed to be the idiot husband that gets into wacky adventures with face that I wanted to poke. Now, he's arrogant asshole who hurts his friends and family, sometimes the worst ways possible. Intentionally shooting Quagmire in the arm and Joe in the EYE, behaving like an insufferable man-baby around Lois and making her cry and even injuring his children. Every once in a while Peter does horrendous things and people around him will be like "I've had it with your actions and blah blah blah!", they storm off and Peter makes this half-assed apology and camera slightly zooms in like that makes it okay. This happens so much that his apologies shouldn't work anymore.

You can tell this lady’s reputation has been demolished when she continues to put up with Peter’s childish behavior and couldn’t even tell the difference between her own daughter and a damn barrel. Isn't she suppose to be smart? Lois became incredibly weak and greedy at times and had these strange addictions that became a serious problem for her family. Keep in mind, she nearly drowned her BABY trying to make him grab her addiction pills from a toilet. Plus, she couldn't even tell Joe whose head is inches below hers is in front of her and she continues to deal with Peter after everything he's done to her. This kind of thing happens in some Simpsons episodes especially the later ones and I'll tell you right now, I didn't even like it there. Cartoon or not, Lois and Marge should know better at this point. Also, she burried Chris's imaginary girlfriend out of jealousy instead of doing the right thing and returning items that made said girlfriend to their rightful owners.

Glenn is a sick pervert who would hunt for anything with a vagina. Sometimes it's funny, other times he does this at the worst possible times. In later episodes, is it me, or does he just get pissed off over any little thing? My hate for Quagmire begins in this episode where Lois has to take Peter's to hang out with the guys for bowling but he got WAY to hostile, even though I thought the opposing team were friends of his. Does true friendship not exist in Quahog? His team wins a trophy and he STILL acts like a total dick. He even kicked a kids birthday cake. I also don't understand his sudden hatred for Brian. Joe I can understand, Brian did kiss his wife and I thought it was funny that he shot him, (I also think he's ten times easier to look at than Glen just so you know) but Quagmire's hate just seemed unnecessary. He's also a hypocrite saying that Brian would go out with his friends wife when he does everything in his power to do THE EXACT SAME THING and some of his insults and incredibly low blow; saying that Brian has three years left on planet Earth and that dogs are normally left tied to poles? That's animal racism and if you're gonna bash about Brian for his harsh actions, go right ahead, in fact, I stand by my word saying that Vinny is everything Brian use to be, but at least he gets punished for most of those and keep in mind, he has to deal with the likes of Peter who some people may argue is even worse. I do not know what the women in the show see in this creep. They're nuts.

Chris Griffin became a bit too pathetic and also a rotten brother. I didn't mind this change too much so he just gets flicked in the face. Also, notice how in the earlier images, Delfino had this vengeful look on his face, now he has this decision-making face

Now a lot of people may argue that Stewie's one of the only good characters left, but I couldn’t disagree more. Like with Peter, any time Stewie makes a dumb joke or talks to the audience, I feel the need to roll my eyes. Another thing that bugs me is that he became a cross-dressing homo and yeah I know I'm speaking as the guy who likes to take photos of men's butts but this still bugs the hell outta me and admittedly, this is a small thing, but I just don’t like his face. Oh, and Stewie: a three-year-old BOY GOT PREGNANT

[bigfatbreak1]

Engligiddy.

Everyone, I'd like you to meet Quagmod.

[albinotanuki]

You know, growing up demisexual without knowing that word existed, I thought I was just normal and everyone else around me were just weird Quagmires.

[wifeofvinsmokereiju]

Giggity

[kokonut-island666]

[suckyfl0p]

Tw//p3do bear

Since I dislike myself and desperate for clout I would like to show you all these stupid edits I made

(If you know any of the original source of these images you should stay away from all prisons)

[saintajax]

The first time he fucks you he gets you to squirt and while you’re trying to recover from that, you hear him say “There’s the first one, good job!” . He does not give you a chance to really process that either before he does it again.

Can i be uncouth about childe for a minute

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Vivziepop Stans, There Is No Double Standards People Gave Family Guy Lots Of Flack At The Peak Of It's Tasteless Edgy Humor Era (Especially It's Sexual Assault Jokes)

Vivziepop stans say that Family Guy and it's creators don't get much flak with their edgy humor and in comparison to them, but I say that's bs. Because it's like they forgot that a big part of the late 2000's and early 2010's was the fact everyone was turned off by the edgy for edgy sake humor this era was doing. I mean Family Guy still is rancid and people are still turned off by it at times, but these morons really forget how vitriol the criticism was. They just are selectively oblivious so that their narrative of this series and Vivziepop being unfairly dunked on goes untouched.

Seriously, the sexual assault jokes that FG did during that era was the biggest criticism especially when it came to Glen Quagmire. And let's just say despite how they long ditch that part of his character it still clouds him due to the lengths they did to run that nasty part of his characterization. While Family Guy was always known for its edgy humor, they had become edgy for the sake of being edgy. The assault jokes being the product of that. There was absolutely no point than to just snicker they made a joke like that and people got weary of it. That's the same issue Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel is running into which is they are doing this type of shit and the show hurts for it.

Most of all I think what makes Hazbin Hotel worse is that of it's portrayal of it's premier rapist character, Valentino. It wants to pay lip service to sexual assault being bad, but then goes around and tries to treat him as a joke character. That's not how it works if you really want to take him seriously as a rapist then he needs to be taken more seriously as a villain. You need to actually portray him as someone who is where he is because he has the skills to do so. Making him dumb and on par with the other Vees just is jarring. And again emphasis on lisp service, is the fact that this show makes casual joke about assault then waves it off as nothing big. It's really two faced like the episode of "Screams Of Silence" which talked about domestic abuse even though Family Guy became infamous for using that sort of stuff as a punchline. It looks more like you want to look fake deep rather than actually tackle a subject matter.

That's the problem that Stans don't understand is that their series has had legit criticisms. They are deluded because they think that Vivziepop is this progressive figure who is going to stand up to the system with her cartoon. One could say that was what FG fans thought but even then they were more aware of the rot than these guys were and didn't make excuses how many unfunny crappy jokes were being bad. The stans just live in their own little world and refuse to think just maybe their series ain't that groundbreaking if another series had the same issues as them.

[ninten-draw]

Im glen quagmire

[dompler]

frankly so sick and tired of people acting like vivziepop is devil incarnate and is forcing people like patrick stump and weird al yankovic to work with her. it's not that your fave "doesn't know the drama" it's because they actually have critcal thought and a brain. sorry

like, im not even a particular fan of viv herself but i think the standards people hold her to reek of misogyny and it's just "fine" to do "because it's vivziepop" and it's really gross?

like everyone massacred hazbin hotel (and viv) for having the sir pentious joke about being assaulted at the sex club; but it's totally fine to post seth macfarlane cartoons (a man who makes an active effort and point to joke about sexual assault in both family guy & american dad- a man who has marge simpson getting raped by glen quagmire on screen and fought to keep it in the show) and nobody will bat an eye. people will call you based for posting fg/ad! (and i KNOW because i POST american dad!)

idk it feels wrong to constantly punch down at an easy target and her properties. if hh/hb were just shows made by fox or comedy central or any other adult animated channel people wouldn't care. there are so many adult animated cartoons that get produced yearly and handle their topics so much worse, but people hold viv and her work and her fanbase to such an unobtainable standard and not only is it sick , it's scary how normalized it is and i can't understand how nobody else sees what i do??

and I'm not even trying to say she isn't problematic, she did do questionable behaviors in her early work, i have seen the snake drawing; there's questionable age gaps in some zoophobia dynamics, i know! but i also know when you spend so much of your career being documented online , stuff you don't align with anymore from when you're young does stay up, even if you delete it.

i for real just don't understand what the difference is with vivienne/hellaverse and other properties like family guy, other than one property being a decades long tv phenomenon (created by a man with ties to multiple people in Hollywood, who was able to get his cartoon revived more times than most people can get theirs picked up) and one having started/being hosted on youtube. idk.

it's such a weird double standard to have.

[accidentalsoravoice]

Update on my Left 4 Dead 2 Mods

This time I'll throw in a whole comprehensive list (it's under the cut so it doesn't take up your entire feed, because I installed an obscene amount of mods)

Characters

Nick - Shadow the Hedgehog

Rochelle - Makoto Nijima (Persona 5)

Ellis - Sora

Coach - Master Chief

Bill - Simon "Ghost" Riley (Call of Duty)

Francis - Walter White

Louis - a Minecraft version of Benny from The Lego Movie

Zoey - Mipha (Zelda: BotW)

Zombies

Common Infected - monkeys

Hunter - Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising)

Spitter - Shrek

Boomer - Otis (Barnyard)

Smoker - Fred Jones (Scooby Doo)

Charger - Terry Crews (yes, the Old Spice guy)

Jockey - Glen Quagmire

Witch - SCP-096

Tank - Bowser

Weapons

Guns

M16 - ACR (Call of Duty)

AK - FN SCAR-17

SCAR - FAMAS

MAC10 (silenced SMG) - silenced UMP-45

Uzi - Kriss Vector

MP5 - PPSH-41

SG 552 - MG42 (Far Cry)

Pump Shotgun - Pump Shotgun (but from GTA)

Chrome Shotgun - random shotgun from Counter-Strike, but with Asiimov

Tactical Shotgun - Tactical Shotgun (Fortnite)

SPAS-12 - AA12

Military Sniper - Barrett M82

Hunting Rifle - M1 Garand

Steyr Scout - M1903 Springfield

AWP - Bow (Minecraft)

Pistol - FN Five Seven

Magnum - Smith & Wesson .500 (Resident Evil 4)

Grenade Launcher - Mentos-powered Pepsi launcher

2. Melee

Fire axe - Axe (Animal Crossing: New Horizons)

Baseball Bat - Naofumi's Shield (Rising of the Shield Hero)

Cricket Bat - Shield of Wrath (Rising of the Shield Hero)

Crowbar - Nokia hammer (I am not kidding it's literally just a Nokia on a stick)

Frying Pan - Frying pan with Kirby's face on it

Golf Club - just a sword

Guitar - none

Katana - Murasama (Metal Gear Rising)

Machete - random sword and shield from Dark Souls

Nightstick - Kylo Ren's lightsaber

Pitchfork - plastic fork

Knife - Butterfly Knife (TF2)

Shovel - squeaky hammer

Chainsaw - Pochita

3. Throwables

Pipe bomb - Electrode (Pokemon)

Boomer bile - Jarate (TF2)

Molotov - literally just the Autism creature

Music/Sounds

Horde alert sound - Prowler meme sound (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

Healing sound - "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler

Getting hit by a Tank sound - metalpipe.mp3

Shoving zombies sound - various Super Mario World sound effects

Saferoom fanfare - Final Fantasy VIII victory fanfare

Saferoom music - File Select (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

Ridden by a Jockey music - Gas Gas Gas (Initial D)

Pummeled by a Hunter music - It Has to be This Way (Metal Gear Rising)

Horde battle theme - Bowser battle theme (Super Mario World)

Tank battle theme - Bellumbeck battle (Zelda: Phantom Hourglass)

Escape music - Finn McMissile's theme (Cars 2)

Credits music - Jump Up, Super Star (Super Mario Odyssey)

Dark Carnival concert music

Live & Learn - Sonic Adventure 2

Won't Stop, Just Go! (Green Forest theme) - Sonic Adventure 2

Live & Learn (30th Anniversary symphony ver.) - Sonic Adventure 2

That's the Way I Like It (Metal Harbor theme) - Sonic Adventure 2

Animations

Healing animation - breakdancing (doesn't work with Shadow/Nick for some reason)

Hunter pummel animation - rapid punching (now you see why that song from MGR plays and why it's Senator Armstrong)

Items

Medkit - Drip Goku body pillow

Pain Pills - crystal meth (I'm not joking, it's just Heisenburg blue crystal meth)

Adrenaline - coffee

Propane tank - Bowser Bomb (Mario Party 2)

Miscellaneous

The Ferris Wheel in Dark Carnival is now a giant statue of Garfield t-posing

Jimmy Gibbs Jr.'s car from Dead Center is now the magic carpet from Aladdin

Explosions have the "MY LEG" soundbite from Spongebob in them

[therealvinelle]

https://www.tumblr.com/thecarnivorousmuffinmeta/736902592087703552/i-know-theyd-flip-at-both-but-which-of-these?source=share

Remember that moment in Family Guy about Glen's father? When Quagmire's father announced that he wanted to change his gender and become a woman, he said, "Better Be Gay" or something like that, I don't remember

When I read this question-answer, I immediately remembered that episode.

Pfft, that is a horrible reference, anon.

[cothica-keywitch]

Ok

But anyone who directly appreciates Glen Quagmire or Minoru Mineta as characters are still moral failures

[bartoonist]

Ty + Invincible - GoofyVerse Style: These are Ty the Tasmanian Tiger/Thylacine and Invincible/Mark Grayson drawn in the Goof Troop/Goofy Movie series style because I watched the Goofy Docu-film: Not just a Goof show the whole real life goofy movie crew drawn and animated with blue pencils in the Goof Troop/Goofy Movie style, that Goofy Movie documentary inspired me to watch the original Goofy Movie again on it’s 30th anniversary this year after all these years, and now after all these years, I decided to play with the GoofyVerse style and try it on Ty and Invincible for fun, and I used Max Goof’s hairstyle for Goofy-Mark Grayson since I since I thought that look would fit my Goofy fan design of the half alien superhero anyway, yeah I’ll admit my clothing choices for Ty make him look almost a Thylacine version of Glen Quagmire out of context but at least I made his pants teal/aqua green like his prototype in game-skin that I’ve seen in the Switch 1 versions of Ty’s 1, 2, and 4, plus ty’s red shorts & quagmire’s red shirt both look alike with their yellow suns anyway. And I hope you folks like my GoofyVerse styled fan art sketches of my favorite characters anyway too.

[anthonysstupiddailyblog]

Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (976): Fri 22nd Nov 2024

I watched a video detailing how many years Quagmire from Family Guy's prison sentence would be if he were a real person. In the end the person who put the video together calculated that Quagmire would get handed a sentence of over a thousand years for crimes ranging from murder, to rape to human trafficking to beastiality. I love stuff like this (the video that is not rape, human trafficking and beastiality), overthinking stuff that isn't real and doesn't matter is always hilarious to me. The fact that the person went to the trouble to actually put the thing together is already half the battle and the video itself is just the cherry on the top. This is similar to Richard Herring's stone clearing podcast where even bothering to do it is funny in and of itself (but continuing to do it for over a decade is extremely funny in and of itself). I rewatched the comedy Not Another Teen Movie and I think I think the reason this movie stands out more than the litany of other parody movies is the cast are actually incredibly likable and you can tell that they are giving it their all and not just phoning it in like I think a lot of actors from the other parodies do. Even though this is classified as a parody it doesn't display the laziness of the work of Seltzer / Friedberg movies by just thinking that having a character from another movie walk into a scene is the same as a joke (By the way I watched Date Movie a while back and they guy who did the video on how long Glen Quagmire would get in prison should do a video on how long Seltzer and Friedberg SHOULD get in prison for releasing that piece of shit on the world). NATM does actually come up with jokes of it's own and rather than just recreate scenes from the teen movies they're satirising they do try and put a funny spin on them to either make the original scenes that were quite funny a bit funnier (or make the scenes that weren't funny, funny). Chris Evans and Jamie Pressly probably ended up having the most successful careers out of the whole cast as Pressly (who is fucking FINE by the way) went on to do My Name Is Earl and Evans of course became Captain America himself. It's weird because Chris Evans seems to look back with embarrassment at this being his first movie but in the commentary he seems to love it and get along really well with his co-stars. Although maybe it's not the actual movie or the experience of filming it that he finds embarrassing rather that thanks to this movie there exists a clip of him with a banana up his arse that will be available for all to see forever.

[mediamixs]

Fanily Guy Halloween Special 2024: what you must know

The upcoming Family Guy Halloween special is set to premiere on October 14, 2024, exclusively on Hulu. This marks a notable addition to the series, as it is the first holiday-themed special for the show, which has been entertaining audiences for over two decades.

Guest Stars and Plot

In this Halloween episode, Glen Powell will guest star as Patrick McCloskey, the reigning champion of Quahog’s annual Pumpkin Contest. The storyline revolves around Peter Griffin and his friends attempting to dethrone McCloskey in this contest by any means necessary. Additionally, Derek Jacobi will lend his voice to Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, adding another layer of humor to the episode.

Context and Future Specials

This Halloween special comes as fans await the delayed premiere of Family Guy Season 23, which is now scheduled for midseason. Following the Halloween episode, a Christmas-themed special is also planned for release during the 2024 holiday season. The series continues to explore various parodies and storylines, including references to popular culture and classic films, ensuring that it remains relevant and entertaining for its audience.

Overall, the Family Guy Halloween special promises to deliver the show's signature humor and wit, making it a highly anticipated event for fans.

Family Guy has produced several memorable Halloween episodes over the years, showcasing the show's unique blend of humor and spooky themes. Here are some standout episodes:

1. Petergeist (Season 4, Episode 26)

In this episode, Peter discovers an Indian burial ground while building a multiplex in his backyard, leading to supernatural chaos reminiscent of the film Poltergeist. The episode features plenty of pop culture references and is often regarded as one of the spookiest in the series.

2. Halloween on Spooner Street (Season 9, Episode 4)

This episode focuses on Stewie's first Halloween and the pranks that Peter and Joe pull on friends and neighbors. It combines trick-or-treating antics with the show's signature humor, making it a fan favorite.

3. And Then There Were Fewer (Season 9, Episode 1)

While not strictly a Halloween episode, this murder mystery parody draws inspiration from Agatha Christie's works and features a suspenseful plot that fits the Halloween theme well[2][3].

4. Peternormal Activity (Season 14, Episode 4)

In this episode, Peter and his friends attempt to write a horror movie but accidentally get involved in a real-life murder scenario. The episode cleverly parodies various horror film tropes, making it a fitting choice for Halloween viewing.

5. Must Love Dogs (Season 20, Episode 3)

This episode features Halloween festivities where Quagmire tries to impress a woman while Stewie investigates candy theft in the house. Its Halloween backdrop adds to the comedic plot.

6. Happy Holo-ween (Season 21, Episode 6)

The most recent Halloween-themed episode involves a holographic machine that creates a more competent version of Peter, leading to humorous family dynamics during the Halloween carnival.

These episodes exemplify Family Guy's ability to blend humor with Halloween themes, making them memorable additions to the series.