#go fetch

[t0rture-me]

immortal whumpee who quite literally gets forgotten if not actively observed. of course, if you're looking right at them, you can remember everything you already know, but the second you turn away it's like they never even existed. the epitome of out of sight out of mind.

maybe they used to be treated like a deity. using their curse to garner a following. if no one really remembers them, they can control the narrative, right? tell eveyrone they have special powers instead of just being forgotten. hell, they can do just about whatever they want. how do you catch a bank robber if you don't remember getting stuck up in the first place?

but it's fuckin lonely. no one invites them anywhere. remembers their birthday. no one reaches out to even ask how their day was. nothing. if they want interaction, they have to go get it. it's fucking exhausting having to reinsert themself into the lives of the people who supposedly care about them. having to constantly remind people that they exist. but it's not your fault you can't remember. it's not their fault either.

then maybe whumper finds them. gives them an opportunity to never be forgotten. a trap, of course. maybe some sort of streaming set up? something where there's always eyes on whumpee, someone always there to remember and record as whumper tortures them for countless to see. or whumper finds a way around the curse, but in turn makes whumpee entirely dependent on their interactions. 'i'm the only one that actually remembers you, after all. i'm the only person capable of caring for you.' or maybe whumper leaves them alone in a room to rot until someone happens to stumble upon a starving, weak whumpee. they promise to come back with help, but no one ever comes. who would? as far as anyone remembers, no one needs help.

[yaknowlikenyah]

I don’t tag my nudes cause I think it’s cute that if someone wants to see them they have to scroll back through my blog and search for em.

[bluebutlikenotalways]

Hey Captain, what happened to the copperright au?

I thought about it and then I came to the conclusion that it didn't fit the characters all that well. It was based on the play Kidding, if you look it up the description does not do it justice. Its about a boy form a township who gets a scholarship to a good high school and HOLY SHITTTT IT BROKE ME SO HARD I WAS SOBBING IN THE THEATER

Anyway here

[thatstorahbabe]

dug from up, adhd king

who amongst us has not stopped in their tracks because they saw a squirrel among the trees

[birdclowns]

Yes bruh your face 💀💀 it was not that difficult to understand 😒

it would've been easier to understand if you said it in one, singular ask that made sense dude

but I've already posted selfies, you can go hunt for them yourself. good luck 🥰

[probablyhuntersmom]

The healing and lasting love of a mom

[ifwebefriends]

Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

[justaweirdonothingtoseehere]

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

[komaneko-kun]

huafenglian agenda part 2: hc doesn't know what the dog doin but he wants him to stop 💀

attempt of domesticating the feral stray cat (mq) will happen in part 3 :3c

[rassicas]

Thank God splatoon 3 didn't end up introducing a playable cuttlefish dlc like I feared last year (I honestly don't think we need more new playable species, would've been too sudden, my expectations were on the floor after rotm) but the cuttlefish visuals are still so suspicious to me. This hat has to be on purpose. That's absolutely not a fucking squid or octopus

And this is undeniably a cuttlefish (and the double fin shape resembles the hat)

Like how the lack of mammals in the splatoon world and ark Polaris was something suspicious in the previous games, and characters like marigold and Glen fiddler and lil judd are suspicious now.... It's way more subtle but I think this could be the splatoon team planting some seeds in case they decide to introduce cuttlefish as a separate species in the splatoon world. ill be keeping it in the back of my mind

[t0rture-me]

"I'm sor-"

"That's not fucking good enough!" Whumpee shouts, cutting off Teammate. "You left me behind, you knew what would happen if Whumper found me and you let it happen."

"Whumpee..." They put their hands up appeasingly. "It wasn't--"

"SHUT UP!! It was exactly like that! You let it happen, and now I'm ruined and fucking useless." Whumpee gestures to themself, everything Whumper did to them. Mental and physical. "Did you fucking want this? Are you happy now?"

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

“Ok in the original error message on Grammy night there’s the the code that says DPT which obviously now is the acronym for Tortured Poets Department but backwards and it’s counting down 3-2-1 from back to front IT’S LIKE IT’S STARTING FROM THE END INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING or from the last page instead of the first chapter and the word scramble is literally a red herring and the original error is web speak for the system crashing BECAUSE THERE’S BEEN A GLITCH THE SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED so she has to go back to basics with a typewriter instead in the latest tease but also the betting Swifties are saying the Apple Music scramble is spelling out Glitch backwards too and the original error message is a black page with white font but the NEW error message is white with black font they’re like TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN and now she’s teasing 13– THIRTEEN WHAT?!—“

[prankprincess123]

HC that after Twilight Princess whenever Zelda off handedly mentions that she's misplaced something while Link is nearby he instantly retrieves it. And at first she has an internal debate about 'is it because I'm royalty or does he like me...' Then she starts noticing that he does this to absolutely everyone, and simply concludes that he's just the best and sweetest guy in the kingdom. But then she realizes that he's completely oblivious to the fact that he does this so often. And it takes her a while to realize he's instinctively playing fetch with all sorts of random objects. It takes him even longer to realize that sometimes she 'forgets' something in the other room purely for her own amusement at the situation.

[zanukavat]

WORLDS SAFEST ROAD TRIP

[algusunderdunk]

Mumbo's current system:

Oh gosh, I seem to have left my wallet at home. I'll be right back everyone.

*pulls out hand grenade*