#god forbid i do anything

[cadathecat]

the mockingbirds are yelling at me from outside the house..

[nostrem]

[seasononesam]

Me and the 40 opened supernatural fan fiction tabs on my phone against the world

[2bu]

dude no one cares about your weird fetishy obsession with all might. who cares? genuinely? grow up 😭😭😭

This is really funny because I don't care what you think. He's my snookie pookie cookie snugglebear babygirl househusband and the idea of him existing makes me want to kill myself far less, so honestly fuck off and die mad about it 😋🖕🏽

[forfuckssakejim]

my fucking god

apparently im not allowed to fucking talk to myself in my own goddamn room without my mom being all "WHO are you talking to!?" like goddamn woman, i am 28 fucking years old. get the fuck off my dick dear god.

and then she gets all fucking mad at me when i yell back that im talking to myself like godddamlkfscsklvsjgsjs'jdgvbd

[havoc-bloom]

I promise I’m not obsessing over Scarecrow (yes, that Scarecrow, Jonathan Crane, the motherfucker from Batman) I just think he’s a bit silly and maybe I would kiss him. That’s all.

If you catch me mass-posting about him don’t worry, I just think he’s a silly little guy. He’s my poor little meow meow. And yes I do see him as a scrawny little redhead with absolutely zero communication skills whatsoever, that’s peak Scarecrow right there. I love that (murderous, batshit insane) twink.

[coldasyou]

taylor really sang seven at a show I tried to go to Well

[ssomno1ence]

if I spend another hour and a half trying to figure out this puzzle just for it to give me a chair for myteapot I will k//l myself and havesomeone send my remains to mihoyo

[paprikamahomes]

I would be the BEST nfl wife like ppl already hate nfl wives by default because of the whole being a woman thing so I would literally be able to do anything. The power I would have. I want to walk around on all fours get super fucking high on rich ppl drugs and cannibalize his teammate on live TV like a wild dog ❤️

[korkietism]

Absolutely witnessing the horrors right now. Confronting the depths of my mind for no forsaken reason. Have Kiyo and meadow.

[boogieboba]

i got what he (my cat) wants (bag of doritos)

[twistedboxy]

I went to take a shower cause my dad is coming over later. The current usable shower is in their room til we patch the hole in the hallway one. He had been feeding the baby and left he said to give me privacy whatever. I was on my way back downstairs and opened the door to the dog sitting right there. I didn't know til he got past me and the bf was like trying to get him to head back. Cause they want to clean. I went to grab a treat from the kitchen to get him to follow me and he comments to the dog to get out of the kitchen. I hate it here. Makes me closer to wanting to move out and not talk to them. If only it wasn't so expensive.

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

my fucking back bro i swear

[dumb-coward]

My favourite part of this family is that if I were to ever go out of the house tired with them, I will be accused of not wanting to be in their presence.

Oh no, I was working all day. But go on, tell me more about how my tired looking face should have a smile somemore.

[mycorrhizastar]

The most creature ever

She did nothing wrong

[screenshotsonpinterest]

I try to avoid anti-percabeth posts because defensiveness is not a good look on me and obviously no one is going around saying that the MOA judo flip was Rick’s best writing choice but also like?

Oh no? Did the character who canonically isn’t very good at handling her feelings react poorly to being overwhelmed with emotions? Was that a little cringe? Does that make her an abusuer? Should we call the police? Grow up.