#god help me im giggling

[tinea-siderum]

so im avoiding college work, as you do, and mikoto bot delivered this absolute gem of a joke

[crispywizardtale]

[izel-scribbles]

just finished malevolent relisten. needless to say the obsession has been rekindled tenfold its previous magnitude

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[bedforddanes75]

do you have any fanfiction recs??

I DO!!!!!! im honoured that someone's thought of Me to ask for recs omg... anyway theyll be under the cut because making long posts without a cut makes me feel mean

okay im assuming u mean gatty cos. its Me so sorry if u didnt 😞 smut is marked with * btw!!! (also before i start i'm sorry to everyone i tag i Hate tagging it's really scary.) SO. in no specific order. let's go

love me to death* by...somebody who i do not know the tumblr of (sorry) is amazing. i'd also recommend everything else by this person, too, because all of it is beautiful.

all the king's horses by the wonderful @allylikethecat is one of my all time faves, it just makes me want to scream and cry and yell and jump up and down. in a very, very good way!! (also, it has horses, so.)

the big light by @betweenthings2 is for real godsent, and i would die to be able to write like this!!!!! (but if u do then tw for speak of s/a!! keep urself safe!) it's beautiful and sad and sad and sad and wonderful. again, i'd recommend everything else by them, too!!! (also loads of crisps because it got updated like three seconds ago, and i Love It)

in the search for it, inside of you* by @arainesque is so beautifully sad, and the best thing ever. it's so soft and wonderful and lovely and aaaaaahhh!!! the way she wrote their dynamic makes my heart ACHE. obsessed always :(((((<3

how little i really know (about the things that matter)* OH MY GOD. farm boy george. literally almost entirely what inspired deus like it's AMAZING. beautiful and i love it so much

roadkill, again, by @betweenthings2 because she's genuinely amazing and deserves nine hundred thousand billion kudos on every single fic <3 (tw for restrictive (i think) EDs btw!!) i think if i read this while not in a good mood i would explode and die. it's amazing

into my spiral patterns you (my love) by @lookedlikethebins which is in progress rn is HWHSKJSJSJ. beautiful. obsessed with how they've written george in this one <3

okay im Very sorry to everyone who i tagged here i genuinely hate tagging people so much it makes me SICK but i kinda felt bad speaking about fics and Not tagging people. LORD. someone give me a tumblr etiquette class

[the-elder-polls]

It would be a shame if someone. Indulged a Miraak obsession.... Oh no......

Headcanons 🥺

azure you speak to me with such beautiful words i love you /pl

pre-apocrypha:

he was a bulky dude. strongman type body, relatively tall (about 6ft/183cm).

he had a perpetual tan. he ALSO had very distinct tan lines because of his robes.

he and kona wanted to have kids, but that never happened for. uh. story reasons. almost, though, almost. they got so close. alas!

he kept his beard trimmed/shaved to stubble because he hated the feeling of it against the inside of his mask.

his ritual scarifications were on his arms and back.

his master was sahrotaar. they had a good relationship prior to The Horrors. then, The Horrors happened. yk how it is

there were rumors he was vahlok's son because vahlok mentored him and they looked alike.

he loved to read as a child and was close with the lead librarian of bromjunaar.

the discovery of him being dragonborn was incredibly traumatic and awful.

apocrypha:

his face is messed up from the time spent apocrypha. the mask is fused to his face, especially his nose and mouth. (hence my art including part of his mouth/cheek being missing/damaged!) taking it off physically hurts and runs the risk of causing his face more damage.

he doesn't age right in apocrypha. he does age, but it's so warped and weird that he might as well not be. he's perpetually in his 30s.

his skin color is gradually losing pigmentation. his tan is completely gone and he's practically gray. his skin texture is like that of waterlogged corpse.

he gets tormented by mora with apparitions of kona that are always in his peripherals, just out of the direct line of sight and reach.

he has lost a significant amount of his body fat. he's not skin and bones, but he's definitely thinner than he was in life and almost looks withered.

[starsm00n]

I love Rick grimes you don’t understand I would let that man do ANYTHING. Like.

[batfossil-fr]

I’ve been really thinking of reopening my art shop soon… I’ve been taking some practice doodles (hence all the posting lately) while I shake off my rust and I’m finding things I enjoy working on again. I miss trying my hand at more dragons/OCs and colors. my shop’s so broken rn lmao but that’s a problem for a later date it’s just nice getting back into art

[not-equippedforthis]

i binged 2 seasons of mob psycho in as many days and from the glimpses ive seen im not emotionally prepared for season 3. ive known these stupid little guys for 48 whole hours and if anything happens to them im buying a grenade launcher even if its with tears in my eyes. itching to watch s3 but being utterly incapable because i dont want it to end. i need to see reigen drive that fucking car. i need to see mob laugh. i need to see the surprise birthday celebration. i need to see tome's episode. people need other people and society is built on the foundation of kindness. can anyone hear me

[dizzybevvie]

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[bonnieisaway]

spoilers for like every second of scissor seven

[mainfaggot]

just watched challengers at the cinema w my little sister. it was so intense wtf

[carrion-at-dawn]

there are two wolves inside of me. one is starkly against feeding wildlife, specifically foxes, and well-educated on the lies surrounding vulpine domestication and the overall dangers of feeding foxes. the other is very entertained by that gif of a fox stacking 8 pieces of bread in its mouth.

[coern]

Jesus H fuckign Christ. you ever like, experience something ina game knowing what's to come and you're like shitttt I get it nowwww

[vampcaprisun]

halsin enjoyers, i’m telling you now, i have plans that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me. i have plans that i cannot share with you because the haters (my chronic inability to finish a single fic that i start) will sabotage me.

[jhutchxoxo]

I CANT STOP DRINKING EGG NOG AND NOW I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. THATS WHY IM FAT AS FUCK