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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 month

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Polin + Book Quotes From The First Half Of The Season

#polin #book quotes #Luke and his perfect delivery of the for gods sake are you going to marry me or not #perfection #the first kiss being almost exactly the same #love it all #colin x penelope #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #penelope x colin #love #bridgerton #season 3 #luke newton #nicola coughlan

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

#ramble #also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99 #and chilli cheese bites #i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am #if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions #it's FOOD. you'll survive #it's not even NECESSARY food #if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand #but it's just NOT #make your own coffee for the love of god #when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do #and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you #also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places #because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one

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wishing-well-art · 3 months

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Pearl's Delivery Service is open for business!

Textless versions of the stamps under the cut!

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jasminebythebay · 1 year

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shallow waters

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This piece is now available as a print!

#legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #botw #breath of the wild #GRREAAAHHHHHAH I'M SO EXCITED #link #AHAHHHHHAAAAAAAA IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE OH MY GOD #it's an international holiday work should give us the day off #very eagerly awaiting the amazon delivery guy for my physical copy

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stupidlypregnant · 3 months

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I need my tummy to be filled to the brim, skin stretched taut, baby buns kicking and squirming inside like crazy, making me whine and whimper constantly. Everything so tight and cramped that it's almost hurting to touch the veiny orb.

But you rub my belly nonetheless. You wanna feel the life you put inside me against the palm of your hand. You dig your fingers into the sore muscles, glide over my sensitive navel. You want me overwhelmed and desperate, knowing you'll keep me like that for as long as it pleasures you.

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brother-emperors · 9 months

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WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME PRIEST ROMAN?

When Caesar arrived in pursuit on the third day, Theodotus showed him Pompey's head and ring, but Caesar was offended and wept.

-Liv. Per. 112.4

the title quotation is referring to the famous quote associated with the henry II-thomas becket conflict. the uhhhhh. the themes match, somewhat. feels the same, in some kind of way. anyway, fucking RIP to caesar and pompey. it's gotta be lonely, to start off as three, and then two, and even locked in conflict, there's a familiarity of being known that you're never going to have again. ah, what loss. what tragedy. etc etc etc.

#the queen must bury the king. long live the queen or whatever. im not a monarchist. stab the queen. long live the conspirators #gaius julius caesar #gnaeus pompeius magnus #drawing tag #komiks tag #roman republic tag #im gonna be real with you all. there is some kind of king herod being presented with the head of john the baptist going on in here #imagery wise.#CHRIST what was the hbo rome line. HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME! there it is. god what delivery.#i almost made that the quote but i dont actually want to quote hbo rome if i can quote literally ANYTHING else #tris homines

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months

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all this to say: i think it'd be cute if Barnaby literally howls with laughter

#self conscious ouppy...#big ouppy... big howl....#this has been in my head for Days #and i had to get it out. i had to Share The Thought #wally is included mainly bc i Needed to add him reacting to hearing a Delightful New Noise from his dear bestie #also in my head barnaby has Absolutely heard that joke before #but howdy's delivery & fullchested enthusiasm got him #GOD THEYRE SO *breaks drywall & eats it*#scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #now im thinkin about howdy doing his damnedest to try and get that howl outta barns again #ouuughhhhh im emotional im So Fucking Emotional #the dopamine flooding my brain rn. unparalleled #im not used to it... it may kill me... but its so Worth it #the happy howl!!! THE HAPPY HOWL!!!!

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kruelsaffron · 2 years

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Kratos just holding his son as gently as possible…. T_T

#WAAAAAHHH #this game….. THISGAME #i watched the 1st video of coryxkenshin’s playthrough out of boredom and then i got HOOKED #i cant stop thinking about the ending UGHHHH #UGGHHH the line delivery was top notch #I’m simply just in awe #kratos #atreus #god of war #god of war ragnarok #everytime i think of kratos and atreus I CRY

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sophsun1 · 18 hours

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There was a light in his eyes. A light I had not seen for years.

Interview With The Vampire – 2.07: I Could Not Prevent It

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papertowness · 5 months

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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

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possamble · 2 months

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falin shirt rip (and marcille reaction) comparison

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god bless emily rudd.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi episode 17 spoilers #uploading it to youtube first like a fucking barbarian bc tumblr shat the bed on me #incredible VA work on every front tbh but just. god. the delivery on this #farcille #maybe. lmao #Youtube

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certifieddragonenjoyer · 2 months

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Square Enix wants me dead bc I think Cloud and Sephiroth's og dynamic of Sephiroth not giving a shit about Cloud personally at the start and continuing to deeply underestimate him until Cloud kills him is way more compelling then Sephiroth constantly pulling up to torment Cloud like an alien powered booty call

#sephiroth #cloud strife #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ffvii #ffvii rebirth #ffvii remake #Like yes I get that they need to interact bc they're some if the most famous rivals in gaming history #But a big part of Cloud is that he is just some guy and not a chosen one or anything #And Sephiroth is at best indifferent and and worst actively destructive to anything that's not his alien God mom #So having Seph just center on Cloud all the time kinda weakens the delivery of both for me

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linusbenjamin · 9 months

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Hi, there. What do you want me to tell this bitch?

#person of interest #poiedit #tvedit #poi spoilers #root #samantha groves #nikolatexla #god i get shivers everytime i watch this scene #the delivery is perfection #off topic but i'm rewatching playful kiss lolololol

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baalzebufo · 1 year

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tfw the existential nightmare clone of yourself wont leave you alone so you just end up hiring him to work at your pizzeria

#alloyart #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #fake peppy is like a weird animal to me. hes not EVIL he just has virtually no concept of right or wrong. its why he tries to attack peppino #this is enrichment for him i guess. you could probably domesticate him a little over time #bring him on as a sous chef sure. maybe send him out on delivery #if someones annoying peppino with their order hes like 'yeah im sending my boy out for this one' to put the fear of god into them #plus he eats all the bugs and cigarette butts in the pizzeria so its never been so up to code

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mauvesockss · 9 months

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I suppose now 👁️👁️ you do not believe in corporeal transference🧍↔️🧍No?😳 Nor in materialisation✨➡️🕯️No?🧐? Nor in astral bodies🌌💫🔭 No😤? Nor in the reading of thought🧠🔍💭 No?🤔 Nor in hypnotism🙄

#dracula daily #re dracula #dracula #abraham van helsing #god I was giggling so much at the delivery by #alan burgon #my post

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bruciemilf · 4 months

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I can’t explain how fucking inconvenient a lack of local transport is

#here’s the thing. I’m a 21 year old. I don’t drive. I don’t want to drive. not because I have the expectation that #ppl should drive me everywhere. but because I’m unbiasedly aware I’d be a danger to myself and others if I ever got behind a wheel #ok? ok. that means I’m greatly limited to what a person my age — a person settled into an urban environment- is #there’s no bus in my area. no taxi service. there’s exactly 10 people in my village who have a license. I can’t go grocery shopping.#I can’t run errands. I can’t get issues solved. delivery places won’t deliver in my area because the distance is too big #just. GOD. It’s so fucking frustratating watching politicians— my policitians especially— throw their money on stupid shit #when the community structure is barely holding on to life. so fucking enraged #rant #text

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