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#gonna eat something and maybe nap but then it's art time
retiredcultistredux · 10 months
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((legit just thought of another plot point to squeeze in before chapter 2 just to give that last bit of angst/edgy shit but it's gonna be a separate post and not in 'answering an ask' format cause i have no asks still lol. tho it's a lot and i haven't started drawing it yet just making a small update post abt it))
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todayisafridaynight · 6 months
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Oh yeah also to be exact for stream purposes, average playtime from all 60 reviews is 10-12 hours, but total range is 8-15, double for a 100% playthrough. You do have to progress in the side content to progress in the main story (complete x missions/get x points/get to x rank type of deal), and you'll probably want to progress in the side content to level up since it's money-based and that's the fastest way to make money. I'm pretty sure the variance comes from getting sucked into the side content (probably not likely for your playstyle) or having trouble with the bosses at a lower level (they're apparently pretty hard this time).
It also looks like the Infinite Wealth demo is split into two (an adventure mode with the extra cutscenes and another one that's basically the demo we've seen around). Adventure mode Allegedly doesn't have proper saves at the time of writing (this was an annoyance for one reviewer so I assume it's long enough to warrant that), so it's worth taking that into account too. Anyway that's about it lol don't quote me on any of this because my brain just shut off after a certain point <3
OK BET TYSM CHAMP YOURE A LIFESAVER soooooo doing Quick Maths in my brain i might divide the stream up in two if i start playing at 4:30PM and i plan to marathon it.
ill take a break 3:45 - 5:45 saturday morning since that's a part of my regular routine and ill feel weird if i dip on it. I Dont Need Sleep but god forbid i skip out on all That apparently. plus it's a good break period to get exercise in and move around LMAO
going from 4:30PM -> 3:45AM's like.....10~11 hours... so that's about halfway through the game if i get entranced by side content... if we do somehow finish it all in one shot then we can just do the IW stuff after my routine.. epic.. it prob wont be any longer than an hour if that so stream- AUSPICIOUSLY THINKING- should wrap up around 7~9AM saturday.
#snap chats#and then when its all done ill take the longest nap of my life afterwards LMAOOOOO#jk. ill prob sleep for like. a minute. imagine if i did art stream later LMAOOO NONONO maybe sunday.. if im really ill bout it..#some are wondering Snap Are You Physically Capable Of Doing Thaat and to that i say Yes. Yes I Am.#i didnt grind out buzzsaw mill raids on gaiaonline over night for nothing.. im a Gamer in my soul... a bad one but a gamer nonetheless..#i did it for ishin i can def do it for gaiden- esp if theres an audience and i have people to chat with#also the Break Time will be a great cut off point for recording so people who can't/don't want to show up for the stream can watch it#see it's all going according to plan..... it's all going swimmingly.....#i like how generous im being with my gaiden time. girl we know im gonna suck and take longer LMAOOO WE AINT DOIN IT IN 8 HOURS#maybe ill 100% gaiden off stream or somn if the side stuff really ropes me in#also im late as balls answering this OOPS my friends came by the dining hall and we all chatted. and apparently im going to aldis tomorrow#DONT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED but i needed something from the store#just one thing thats it.... i thought of buying snacks and the sort for gaiden but i aint gon subject people t me eating on stream#ill just go with my wack meal prep idea from before LMAO#anyway SIXTY REVIEWS THATS HEINOUS godspeed brother... thank you for your hard word ill do my best to make your work not go in vain#idk HOW but. i'll try not to be lame and low energy during stream I GUESS THATS ALL I CAN DO#boo about Money Aspect returning BUT ILL BE OPTIMISTIC. i wont let that sour me until i see it#i wonder how long the IW demo will be- what it'll HAVE if people are upset about the lack of saves#again i dont think it'll be terrible long- an hour is my min so id be surprised if it reaches two hours#it'd be epic if i could do all of gaiden before my routine since then i can cleanly divide the stream but we'll see
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rabuhiiro · 1 year
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heart forecast
...oh dear god, please help me today!
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[suou tsukasa / fem!reader]
SYNOPSIS — the smell of melted chocolates remain in the air after the 14th of february. most people would think that valentine's is over, but a certain knight thinks otherwise as he prepares a gift for someone whose birthday is two days after the holiday.
WARNINGS — gendered reader, with a set birthday and preference!
GENRE — fluff, (kinda) valentine special? dedicated to @narukape !!
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"Maybe she'd like something a bit more bitter—? No, that's ridiculous. What kind of sweet tooth would like something bitter? Maybe something minty would go well with the occasion—"
"What the hell are you doing, Kasa?"
Yelping, the red-headed leader of KNIGHTS stood up from his crouching position, eyes wide as he faces his blue-eyed senior that had his hands on his hips. "S-Sena! What brings you here?"
"Look, I can't just stand here and watch you murmur to yourself while you ruin your posture crouching at the bottom cupboards." explained Izumi, sighing. "I can smell chocolates—didn't Valentine's already pass?"
Tsukasa fumbled with his uniform. "I know I could've had my gift ready two days ago..."
"Whaaatt? You're giving someone handmade chocolates!?" Izumi raised an eyebrow, leaning on the counter with a teasing glint in his eyes. "My, my, Kasa, I never took you to be that kind of person."
"I-It is only polite to gift someone something for their birthday, Sena!" The purple-eyed teenager retorted. "There's nothing else behind it!"
Izumi tilted his head. "Wait, birthday?" He paused. "Aha, is it I think who it is?"
Tsukasa looked down in shame. "Please don't tease me about it..."
"Well that is indeed gentlemanly of you, Kasa!" Said Izumi with somewhat sarcastic praise, not listening to his plea. "Especially since you're aware of her big and obvious crush on you, no?"
"I-I am fully aware, yes...!" Tsukasa exclaimed, a pink blush adorning his cheeks. "It would make her happy! It is only proper to make a lady happy on her special day—!"
"But you'd give her false hope, Suu," said Ritsu from behind the red-head with a mischievous grin. "Though, that wouldn't be a problem unless you like her back~?"
"I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THOSE KINDS OF THINGS, RITSU!" Yelled Tsukasa in panic, turning around to face his black-haired unit mate with his ears turning red. "As I mentioned earlier, it is but a formal gesture!"
"But you didn't deny the fact that you like her?" Taunted Ritsu. "Oh dear, we have a bad case of a crush here."
Tsukasa started gripping his hair in irritation. "I don't like her, either! She's messy and forgetful, she doesn't even try to tidy up her hair after tying it, she overworks herself, she stresses out too much on things she shouldn't—!"
"Kasa, Kasa!" Izumi slapped the back of his head. "Liking someone isn't gonna kill you, idiot! No need to be so in denial about it!"
The KNIGHTS leader shook his head, on the verge of pulling his hair out because of his seniors. "I'm not in denial!"
Ritsu sighed, walked over to Izumi, and gave him a pat on the shoulder. "Let's leave him be, he'll figure out the obvious himself."
Izumi scoffed. "Fine," he replied, turning away and walking out of the kitchen with a wave of a hand. "I'll go find Leo so we can practice after lunch."
"Heh," Ritsu chuckled, leaning towards Tsukasa's ear with the same grin. "She likes milk chocolate with raisins and nuts, by the way."
Tsukasa crossed his arms and huffed, cheeks going pink. "How picky."
The older idol laughed. "Right?" He then gave him a pat on the shoulder too. "Good luck with your chocolate." He said before leaving the kitchen, probably to nap under another tree.
"...thank you." Murmured Tsukasa who was back to being alone in the kitchen in ES.
His eyebrow twitched. They're making me think I'm in denial, He thought. Which I'm sure I'm not. I'm only doing this purely out of formalities, yes. No more thoughts will eat my brain.
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He was wrong.
Tsukasa stood in front of a theatre arts course classroom the next day, holding a heart-shaped box of what was obviously chocolates behind his back. His purple eyes wandered around the room to find a certain girl laughing and chatting with her friends. He was unable to take another step—he didn't know why, himself.
He watched as she talked, holding a notebook and pen in her hands at the same time. It looked like a graphing notebook—perhaps her unfinished math homework? He bit the inside of his cheek. She could've finished it the day prior. He thought.
[name] suddenly laughs at her s friend's statement, slamming her pen on the table they surrounded and coughing in surprise. Her [hair length] [hair color] hair was messy as usual, even if attempts to make it tidy were evident.
He liked her laugh. He never got to hear it a lot outside of school due to differences in jobs, but it was entertaining to say the least. Her laugh wasn't elegant or even formal in anyway—rather, it was funny. He almost laughed himself after hearing it with a little snort.
[name]'s classmates then started noticing the idol was waiting for someone as he stood in front of their doorway. Why was the leader of KNIGHTS in the theatre course area of Yumenosaki? [name]'s friend asked themselves that as they nudged her, nodding their head at Tsukasa's direction.
The girl glanced at him, her eyes turning wide and her cheeks turning pink. She stood up quickly. "K-Kasa! What brings you here?" She asked, her voice cracking.
Tsukasa cleared his throat, tightening his grip on the box behind his back. He could hear the little giggles from students passing by as they get a good view of the obviously romantic gift. He wanted to jump out of the building that moment.
...dear God, please help me today. He thought to himself.
He inhaled. "Do... Do you have a minute?" He asked slowly. [name] immediately nodded and shuffled through the classroom that now had their eyes on the two pink-faced teens.
"Yes...! I do have a minute!" Said [name] after standing in front of him. She ran a hand through her [hair color] hair. "Do you need anything?"
Tsukasa looked down at the floor, the ceiling, the rest of the classroom—anything that wasn't her eager eyes. He gulped, his mouth starting to feel dry. "W-Well, it's your birthday, right...?"
[name] nodded again. "Mhmm! I'm growing older, now—against my will, mind you."
The boy resisted the urge to chuckle and took a deep breath. Slowly, he revealed the heart-shaped box of chocolates from behind his back, handing it out to her whilst bowing. He was thankful his hair was long enough to cover his reddening face. "H-Happy Birthda—no, Valentine's? I mean, it is your birthday, but..."
She wasn't given any time to respond as the cheers of her classmates roared in the room, attracting passerbys that were curious enough to see what was going on. Murmurs mixed with the excited squeals that were deafening to their ears. A moment after, the school speakers started to ring, alerting them of the voice that was to be heard a second later.
"Aaa, aaaaaa—CAN EVERYBODY HEAR ME!?"
Every single person either flinched or covered their ears from the loud volume of a rather familiar voice. Tsukasa had sensed danger from the voices alone and squeezed his eyes shut.
"Leo! The volume is too loud, you could've made everyone deaf!" Said a scolding voice from the speakers. "I can't believe you even dragged me into this nonsense, we're not even supposed to be here, we're graduates!"
The massive iconic laugh of the person named Leo echoed throughout the whole school. "But we did get permission from Emperor, right!? We're fine~!"
A sigh was then given. "Please forgive us for taking your time, everyone." The voice apologized. "As you know, I'm Sena Izumi, and the loud idiot who almost bursted your earsdrums is Tsukinaga Leo. We are here to broadcast a message on Suou Tsukasa's behalf."
The previously silent school then started booming with whispers and excited giggles. Tsukasa felt many eyes on him—as he was supposed to be used to it, their gazes were not of the usual ones he knew was to be given. He hadn't expected this; he wasn't even expecting his own seniors to interfere! It was supposed to be a short interaction: him giving his gift to [name], greeting her a happy birthday, and then getting along with his day. But NO! They just HAD to do something stupid!
Tsukasa stood up straight, still holding out the box of chocolates, and then glancing at the speakers. "That is a complete lie! I hadn't requested anyone NOR any of you to deliver a message for me PUBLICLY!" He stated.
His two seniors seemed to have heard him clearly somehow, both chuckling at his response. "We know you didn't ask us to do this, Suo~! But it's for your own good, y'know?" Leo said, making Tsukasa's ears turn red in embarrassment. "It's not a want, it's a need!"
"WH—WHAT DO YOU MEAN—!?"
"Not everyone knows, but a certain friend of ours just turned older today, and it was a big deal for our dear little Kasa." Izumi started, ignoring Tsukasa's pleas to stop talking. "It was quite annoying seeing him fumble in the ES kitchen yesterday, wondering, 'What would [name] even like!? Dark chocolate? Milk chocolate!?' He had been murmuring the same thing over and over since the 14th! Why couldn't he have asked her? Because he's a coward, that's why!"
Giggles and teasing glances were thrown at the red-faced Tsukasa as he stood still in his place, powerless and unable to even speak a single word. [name] stared at the speakers with wide eyes, wanting to question the boy in front of her immediately but decided to listen in on the story more.
"Suo~ had been anticipating this day so badly, y'know?" Leo added. "He was more excited than [name] herself. I wondered if the Christmas spirit was late to get to him until Naru explained why he was as fidgety as a little kid. I was like, 'oh! So that means he wants to gift [name] something big? Does he like her that much?'"
"And Kasa was quick to retort with, 'no I do not! It is but a simple gesture of gratitude and formality!' and all the other things he says all the time." Sighed Izumi. "It's like that every time we mention [name]. 'She's messy and disorganized! She frequently stays up late, her eyebags can be mistaken for emo make up!' he says!" Laughs erupted from the surrounding students, making Tsukasa's hands shake in nervousness as the 'broadcast' went on.
Leo laughed along and sighed. "We are here today to show how proud we are of our little leader of KNIGHTS, despite him being in denial most of the time!" He stated. "You were in the process of giving the chocolates to [name], no?" He asked, and everyone knew he meant Tsukasa.
He stiffened. [name], meanwhile, glanced back at the boy after looking up at the speakers the whole time, her flustered expression catching the eyes of the witnesses from all around her.
"Hey, [name]!" Leo called. "There's a crumpled letter taped under the lid of the box—it's obviously written by Suo~! Fortunately, Naru was able to sneak it back in the gift before Suo~ could leave for school!"
The red-head perked up at the mention of the letter. Before Tsukasa could even react, [name] was swift enough to open the gift and take off the letter from the lid, moving it away from his extending hand as she read the contents with her hand raised up high.
"From what I remember, the letter says," Leo hummed. People could visualize him rubbing his cheek as he looked up at the ceiling in thought. "Thank you for being born. You are very special, and I appreciate you. Happy Birthday, dear."
Everyone went silent as they all processed the contents of the letter—the intended recipient staring at the said crumpled paper, her face slowly going as red as a sweet and ripe cherry. 'Dear'? She thought. ...DEAR!?
Tsukasa's thoughts were in an endless spiral.
He didn't think they'd find the letter he wrote on a whim—he thought it would be too much to give. He didn't even like her that way, he thought. But denial was a river in Egypt, and [name]'s feelings being reciprocated was definitely real.
He was slowly learning to accept it, and he kind of hated that.
[name] slowly lowered her hand, eyes glued onto the letter. Tsukasa then grabbed her hand and placed a kiss on her knuckles, causing both of their heart rates to increase simultaneously. He smiled against the skin of her hand, murmuring,
"Happy Birthday, and Happy Valentine's."
Cheers, screams, yells, and somehow the sound of metal clanging spread across the classroom. [name] and Tsukasa's flustered faces being displayed for everyone to see, it caused the word to spread like literal wildfire and eventually, the school erupted with celebration.
Ritsu and Arashi popped out from the back of the classroom, both giggling as the former held a camera in his hands. "The others are gonna love~ this."
Arashi sighed, leaning her head on the palm of her hand. "They look so adorable together! I wonder when the wedding will be~?" She asked, purposely increasing the volume of her voice to tease the two at the front.
[name] was speechless at that point—staring Tsukasa and their joined hands back and forth, stammering and unable to think straight. It was a hilarious sight for most.
...but it's a cute sight for me. Tsukasa thought, smiling softly to himself.
After realizing what kind of words his brain had just formed, he let go of her hand and grabbed his hair, squeezing his eyes shut in embarrassment. "GAH!"
The girl jumped in surprise. "WAH!?"
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NOTES — HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
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The Very Boring Adventures of
Space Pilot & Sweatshirt Girl ✩°。⋆
Domestic Scenes in Space Travel ✩ Installment One (excerpt & rating key behind the cut)
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18+ only MDNI | no use of y/n | f!reader | 5/5 visits | complete | word count: 37,783.
In Rocket Raccoon: Grounded (2016) / Issue #3, Rocket asks a stranger on the ferry to "make sure nobody does anything weird" to him while he naps, and the stranger just, like, abandons him while he's sleeping?? who does that? when a stranger asks you to watch their stuff in a coffee shop, it's a holy obligation. x100 if it's a hot local space pilot trying to catch some Zs on the ferry. get in loser we're gonna fix it
reader x rocket domestic fluff & smut with feelings. comics-based but you don't need any comics background knowledge to ride this ride. excerpt below the cut.
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Chapter One (The First Visit). rocket evades SHIELD by hiding in your purse. ✩ Chapter Two (The Second Visit). you and rocket eat omelettes in your underwear. ✩ Chapter Three (The Third Visit). rocket finds you naked & takes care of your cat. ✩ Chapter Four (The Fourth Visit). rocket teaches you about his tail. ❤︎‬❤︎ Chapter Five (The Fifth Visit). rocket stops by for a visit. ❤︎‬❤︎
WARNINGS: feelings & domestica. smut commences in the fourth visit. dirty talk, praise, use of "slut"/"whore" (affectionate), a little bit of oral.
✩ Domestic Scenes in Space Travel Masterlist ✩ Fuckin adorable sweatshirt girl art by @blueberrysquire ✩ forward one installment
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That’s when you hear the screech from the hallway.
“Oh! Call Animal Control! Oh! It has rabies!”
“It is even still alive?”
“I heard it growl!”
Later, you won’t be able to say how you know.  There have been countless chaotic squirrels in the building before, and the occasional massive rat off the streets, though you suspect they all have much better reasons to be afraid of humans than vice versa. 
But you do know. Maybe it’s Mr Hobbes’ weird behavior or maybe it’s something more cosmic than that, but you know, and you grab your key off the hook and step into the corridor, still in just your bikini-briefs and a sweatshirt that almost goes to your knees.
Your gaze finds him unerringly: passed out, possibly injured, wedged in the doorway at the top of the stairwell with the heavy fire-door propped open on his ribs. 
“Uhhh,” you interrupt, pushing past your neighbors. “Sorry. Sorry. He’s my - “ you pause, thoughts colliding with each other “ - my friend.”
“Your friend?” says Josh From Down the Hall. He’s been bugging you to go out to dinner and drinks for months. “What is he, some kind of miniature furry?”
You roll your eyes and pull open the door, propping it with a hip while you try to hoist Rocket into your arms. Unfortunately, he weighs even more now - probably due to the heavy artillery on his back and at his hips, all of which makes him very awkward to carry. Geezus, one of these guns alone has to be at least as much as his body weight.  “He’s not a - “
“He must be your new cat,” says Brenda From Next Door, her voice a little doubtful. Brenda is harmless enough, though she can be annoying. “I hear millennials like to talk about their pets like they’re actual people.”
There’s way too much to unpack there and fuck. He weighs a ton. Your arms are shaking as you stagger past them. “He’s not - “
“He’s not a cat, Brenda,” Josh says rudely. “Didn’t you hear her? He’s her shrimpy, perverted boyfriend. Wasted in the friggin’ stairwell.”
You sigh. “Josh, this is why no-one wants to date you.” 
“You fuckin’ bitch - “
“Brenda, can you help me with the door?”
The older woman rushes to turn your doorknob and pushes it open for you, while also trying to stay as far away as she can from the Space Pilot in your arms. 
“Did something happen to Mr Hobbes then, dear? Is that why you got a new cat?”
Geezus. No wonder Rocket had been so exhausted of hearing people’s bullshit last time. It’s been five minutes and you’d cheerfully throttle both your neighbors. And you like to think you like people.
“Nope. He’s still alive and kickin’. Thanks, Brenda.”
You lean against the door when it closes behind you, shuffling the weight in your arms so you can slide the deadbolt and chain lock. By the time you get Rocket to the bedroom, you’re panting. Maybe the loveseat would have been the closer, better option, but you’re pretty scared you’re going to need to be able to access him from all sides. 
You rest him on the bed. Mr Hobbes is pacing in the doorway while you wipe the sweat from your brow and then tie up your hair with the elastic around your wrist. The cat meows pitifully.
“He’s gonna be okay, Hobbsie,” you mumble, looking down at your prodigal houseguest. He’s wearing some sort of jumpsuit with blood splashing up one side, but it’s hard to discern much thanks to the plethora of firearms he’s sporting. Carefully, you pick over the range of buckles and snaps and magnets holding his holsters in place. Some just look like grips, but have the weight of something much larger. You don’t know the first thing about guns, really, but you have a feeling that most of Rocket's don’t exactly have a safety.
Cautiously, you undo what you can, lifting each weapon with slow deliberation, keeping every barrel pointed away from you, from your wounded guest, and from Mr Hobbes. Probably these things can blow through sheetrock even better than regular bullets, so you lay them on the floor by the exterior wall, lined up neatly with the barrels pointed toward the brick.  
Then you’re unstrapping the harnesses, holsters, and straps of his jumpsuit. It’s been burnt in some places, torn and bloodied.
“Sorry, Space Pilot,” you say under your breath. “When you wake up, just remember that it’s not the first time I’ve seen you in your underwear.” 
read more on ao3 ✩°。⋆
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some explicit statements or references ✩ explicit scenes or fantasy sequences ❤︎‬ long, detailed, and graphic explicit content ❤︎‬❤︎‬ deliberately smut-free, mostly or entirely platonic ✮
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lupgangs-fiat · 1 year
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May I politely ask for the lupin the gang and zenigata celebrating readers birthday?
One for all of them platonically,
And then maybe individually for their partners?
Celebrating your b-day with the lupgang and the inspectors!! :]
I’ll probably write one for them all platonically at a later date! I didn’t want this one getting any longer than it already was lmAO
LUPIN
-WILL GO ALL OUT!! It’s your special day and he’s going to spoil you
-Breakfast in bed! Makes the best kinds of food he can for you!! Although he did eat some of it while cooking- so if you’re missing a croissant or your strawberries are missing, he ate them
-croissant with chocolate, your favourite expensive tea that is usually reserved for special occasions, crepes with all your favourite fillings/toppings
-he 100% begged Goemon and Jigen to help make your breakfast. They gave in when he busted out The Puppy Dog Eyes.
-spoils you with his riches from heists
-buys you that super special something you had been eyeing for a while but never got it for whatever reason
-he wants to take you everywhere, just glad to be with you and probably takes you to a special place to show you the best view of the city you’re in or somewhere to see the landscape
-fancy dinner!! Zenigata is actually the server, Lupin ‘bribed’ him to help out on your special day :)
-he’s really really REALLY cheesy about it, pulls out your chair for you, jokes about the wine (“mhm.. I’m quite sure this is… *swirls wine and smells it* yup, this is wine!) because he wants to make you smile and laugh :)
JIGEN
-pretty chill about your bday
-but that’s what he WANTS you to think
-he actually wants to spoil you but doesn’t want to overwhelm you because y’know, he likes being mellow
-so you’ll get nice surprises throughout the day!
-‘simple’ breakfast in bed, he made you cinnamon rolls, fresh cut fruit and hand squeezed orange juice
-chocolates and roses :)
-y’all probably nap on the couch together !!! And it’s sweet !!! [[Fujiko took a picture of it, prepare to be teased by Lupin and Fujiko]]
-Jigen drives you everywhere on your bday, he’s your personal chauffeur
-he takes you out to a really fancy dinner and makes sure his tie matches your outfit
-but if you’d prefer a picnic or something, he will gladly get the food and take you to a park to have a picnic on the hill at sunset in your fancy clothes
-dancing!! on the grass together!!
GOEMON
-he makes the BEST breakfast in bed
-like MAN!!! This is a five star meal in your bed served by ‘the coolest samurai you know’ (he knows he’s the only samurai you know but he appreciates the sentiment)
-omurice, orange juice, grilled fish, miso soup and pickled radishes (if you don’t want the radishes, he will happily sit with you and eat them)
-museum date? Museum date.
-would mostly just follow you around in the museum, holding hands ofc, as he admires you rather than the history and art around him
-he definitely carves a little statue of your favourite animal with his zantetsuken
-which he is delighted to show you because he had been practicing to carve the perfect little figurine for you
-when the sun starts setting, he starts getting visibly excited because that means it’s dinner time!
-the two of you go on a quick lil hike, one you haven’t been on before
-you end up near a stunning waterfall and small pond where Goemon has a small dinner laid out on a picnic blanket with little lanterns to light the place up :)
-picnic dinner under the stars as he points out constellations and tells you the stories behind them all
FUJIKO
-literally the queen of planning when it comes to your birthday
-prepare to be spoiled and teased all day because there’s no escape from Fujiko’s plans for you
-wakes you up by throwing a pillow at you and pulling you out of bed to get the day started
-she will do your make up regardless of your gender. Heavy makeup? She’s got ya. Light makeup? You bet! You’re going to look STUNNING no matter what and it’s gonna be fantastic
-shopping spree [she paid for it by stealing some of Lupin’s heist money]
-she makes you try on outfits she puts together just for you and she made some SNAZZY outfits for you, like she tailored them all to your style and preferences
-after shopping and dropping off the spoils of your mall victory, she takes you on a motorcycle ride around the city and the outskirts of town
-Spa!!! Day!!! She’s gonna take you to this spa that’s low key unheard of BUT it’s one of the best spas that she knows
-wine and champagne over a fancy dinner and a show is how the night ends
ZENIGATA
-since he’s almost always awake before you, breakfast in bed was a breeze
-which is what he WANTED to say.
-buuuttttt he kinda burnt the toast… and the eggs, and the bacon- but he means well!!! He just got distracted and then panicked when the first try of toast caught on fire
-wants to be very gentlemanly for you!! Extra effort to open/hold doors for you, carrying your bag at work, pulling out chairs, the whole kit n kaboodle
-probably the kind of guy to make a show of it being your b-day!! Makes you wear the silly birthday hat and little streamer poppers!! You and Zeni will have confetti in your hair for days
-he makes sure you have a lighter workload at work so that you can have a more chill day :)
-tries to make your Cup Ramen fancier when he makes a snack for the two of you and draws a smiley face on the lid to make you smile
-leaves little snacks and a cute/silly note for you when he has to leave to do something
-the two of you go on a nice long drive when the end of the day nears. It’s simple, but it’s one of his favourite past times
YATA
-intended on making you breakfast in bed but forgot to get up early enough to do that. Instead, he’s still wrapped around you in bed as the big spoon, still snoozing away with you
-he leaves little post it notes all over the place for you to find, each has little hearts or smiley faces doodled into the corners
-gets you your fave flowers and plenty of chocolates, leaves them on your desk as a surprise at work
-can and WILL run around with you on his back to make you laugh
-[he did it at work, got lightly scolded but Zenigata thought it was sweet and funny]
-dancing!!! in the kitchen!!! while he makes you a birthday cake!!!
-you both may or may not have flour handprints all over each other (you do. You both do. So many silly hand prints.)
-he’s definitely not the kind of guy to be super fancy in general but he puts extra effort in to be a bit fancier for your b-day
-makes you lunch and dinner :) he makes a really cute bento box lunch and one of the best dinners you’ve ever had
-definitely got you a stuffed animal that reminded him of you!!
-at the end of the day, you both end up falling asleep on the couch together under a blanket as the TV continues to play some show or movie
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denzartriste · 7 days
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Vague My Little Pony bedrock bros au/ideas fuck this is unhinged behaviour, i drew good art to accompany it as i explain the mental illness (tw for major character death)
Going off the assumption that either anyone reading this doesnt know about mlp plot-wise or just doesnt know that much about it plot-wise. So im gonna say the few things that is kinda important to this au, if you know what the things are skip it its a lot of words:
Changling - Hivemind Bug like creatures that are kinda pony shaped. They can do magic(they have a horn), fly (they have wings), shapeshift, and their main thing is eating love. <- eating love is a legit need for them, like food - without eating love they will starve (this episode shows that, starting at around 7 minutes (theres also a banger song at around 17 minutes, but thats my bias talking)) The way they eat love is by shapeshifting (into someones thats loved) and then feeding off that love. They can also shapeshift into just a random pony that doesnt exist. Also this is what a changling looks like, btw. Easier to show than explain v
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And the hivemind part is a bit iffy? I mean they say its a hivemind but in the episode i linked the changling (forgot their name because im a fake fan :( ) wanted a friend the second they were hatched so who knows. This isnt that serious this is me making bedrock bros angst from mlp world
Anyways! In my au/idea-for-angst, changlings feeding off of a person's love can harm the person they're feeding off of. I don't know if its like that in canon, which is why i'm saying its an au thing
Tantabus - In canon it's only in Princess Luna's dreams, but canon is dead i shot it, so thats not important. But the reason it exists is Luna felt guilty and made it so that it would give her nightmares (oversimplification, but it's fine) Photo example of what it looks like v
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Pony - There are four types of Ponies. Earth pony (no wings + no horn), Pegasi (Have wings but dont have horn), Unicorn (no wings but have horn), Alicorn (Royalty. Have wings + have horn). Ponies also have cutie marks, which is just basicly a magic tattoo they get when they discover their talent/passion
Jeez wow that was way to many words already
Time for more words. I have two versions of this au/idea, but im gonna start with the one i drew things for.
Tommy is a changling (his wings are too damaged to fly with) and Techno is an earth pony. Tommy is a pretty young changling who Does Not like being a changling. He wants to be a pony, but at the same time he wants people to love him for being him. it's contridictory.
He doesn't take form of anyone specific, the first thing he sees are two disks resting on a bench and he decides that can be his cutie mark. He's never heard music, but he thinks he wants to.
He meets Techno, a potato farmer with apples coated in gold and Tommy didn't know that was possible, and turns out it's just a decoration and he did try to eat it but does it really matter if Techno gave him some love for it?
Techno keeps loving him, and maybe he realized something was wrong when standing for hours started to feel draining when it never had before. Maybe he realized something was off when Tommy's main was growing wrong - jutted out, the hair stiff - and maybe he shouldve realized when Tommy barely hid a gag when he ate anything techno gave him.
It takes time. Techno has a job, but he can't do it anymore. He's tired - it doesnt seem physical until he needs to close his eyes for longer. It doesnt seem like a big deal until silent acts of love towards Tommy make him need to take a nap.
It doesnt seem like a big deal to Tommy, until he realizes that this is why it's so hard to feed a big group. This is why he was allowed to leave alone, because the town is too small and they thought he was smart enough to feed off not just one person.
It doesn't seem like a big deal to Tommy until it's been months, he is full, and Techno stops opening his eyes.
It doesnt seem like a big deal until Techno's last muttered words are that he knew, and he should have done something diffrent, but-
Techno, who's cutie mark is a sword going into his skin - Techno, who's real and true and is able to love. Techno, who may as well have been born for this and who regrets this.
Techno, who stops, either because he physically cant say more or because he mentally cant. Soon enough, his chest stops rising.
Techno didnt like flowers that much, but he didnt mind them and liked the smell of the golden ones outside of his home. He wore it in his main. And tommy, a changling without much of a main or tail, wraps himself in golden flowers and sits close to Techno. There's no use pretending anymore, but he still does.
Tommy makes a Tantabus for himself, he closes his eyes not unlike Techno, and he lays down.
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And he dreams.
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And the flowers around him wilt.
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And he can't hear anything from the hivemind - he hasnt been able to for a while now. He doesnt know how that happened, why it happened, or if it was always like that.
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sgtmickeyslaughter · 4 months
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Weekly Tag Wednesday
thank you for tagging me @lingy910y
name: gigi
age: 24
location: BKYN
we're going on a trip!
where are we going? a part of me wants to say somewhere getting real fun snow after getting a few bullshit flakes this week but lets get some sun, enjoy architectural wonders and eat very, very well in CUBA 🇨🇺
what's the weather like there right now? in the mid 70's
are you an over-packer or a light packer? i am a mild overpacker, i generally do a good job of keeping it light but i cant resist throwing in that extra dress etc. (the real problem is that my closet is overstuffed)
are we taking a plane or a train? i loooove trains more than the normal amount but alas, we have to fly
early morning departure or overnight trip? early morning departure on short flight like this i want it to still be daylight when we get ther
what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? getting in the mood with some jazz
we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin'? we're going to a place with beautiful coffee, neither
we've made it to the transportation place! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late?
we are roughly 2 hours early and im still going to ber nervous about missing the flight
are you taking the window seat or aisle seat? i usually like the window seat
we're settle in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? i watch movies through the whole flight, dont even bother with anything else
what are you reading/watching? mmm i really want to watch a bronx tale, so ill download that, but honestly on long flights ill ipad baby myself and watch whatever easily watchable movies they have to keep myself entertained
are you using wireless or wired headphones? wireless + noise canceling
are you going to take a nap or stay awake? oh to be relaxed enough to fall asleep on a plane! when i fly i am literally paralyzed with fear and anxiety, and will make it all of your guys problem too :) would be nice though
do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? i usually buy a bag of peanut m&ms to reward myself for being good on flights, like all adults I assume
we're arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? were dropping our shit off, then going to eat some Ajiaco Cubano, then the beach, then eating Ropa vieja, visiting the unfinished national arts school of cuba (pictured below), then maybe finding some drinks and live music at night rinse and repeat
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finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done!
a cup of cuban coffee and some cookies
where are we going next? @hazeisblue @iansw0rld @rainbowbri @sweetperversiongirl @ryantryinx
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chatgroove · 7 months
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Lol so uh, hi, I'm Pulse, and I don't use my personal tumblr as much as I should and I would like to change that. I recently made a decision to get rid of a side blog that made me pretty happy because the people who partook in said k!nk community made me want to rip my hair out after a while. To save you the suspense I had a blog focused around my tickling kink lol It's still something I think about lately but my interests have changed and I don't want to associate my OCs with just k!nk anymore. They're so much more than that.
I want to finally write my book one day. Maybe even get the drive up to work on the comic. Idk something, I want my babies out there. And it feels weird trying to do that with my n/sfw blog hanging over my head with these characters that is totally...ooc for most of them lol. So if you're following me from said blog, hi, it's good to see you again and sorry I've been so sparce. Life has been kind of mean this past month.
Idk if I mentioned it but but we lost our 7 year old German Shepherd Lucy to stomach cancer later in September. She was the light of our life and currently as I'm typing this I'm weeping once again for her. That's because it was a combo of my mental health taking a nosedive after deleting a blog I had for 8 years, a pit of depression I fell into, and ofc, OF fucking course losing our precious Lucy.
But today was the tipping point. Mandy, the dog we adopted from the pound, had to be taken to the vet one final time. The bastards at the pound knew she had kennel cough and they wouldn't wait on spaying her so she got aspirate pneumonia from the procedure. We tried so hard for a week to nurse her back to health, get her to eat, get her to take the meds, anything. She just like...tanked overnight. And we had already fallen in love with her.
Today fucking sucked. Losing Mandy is making the feeling of all my other loses hit me all at once and I woke up from a nap unable to stop crying. I know this is just a rough patch but wow this hurts. This hurts really bad. I just want Lucy back. I want Mandy back. I wanted to give Mandy a good home. She was so sweet and she was taken from us too soon.
Again, I want to get into the swing of using this blog more and posting art but currently I'm just trying to keep my head above water man. I can't even draw or do anything that I love to do.
It'll come back to me, I know it will. I just. I'm hurting right now so I guess please be gentle with me haha. For those on discord who reached out to me, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart but I'm so bad at having friends see me having a mental breakdown that I'm kind of just hiding away. But thank you guys for being so kind.
I'm gonna hug Dante and watch some movies I think and eat my pizza and try to feel better. Thanks for reading <3
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kuzure-collapse · 1 year
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costars pining prompts
i have no time in college but too many fic ideas so i’m just gonna throw them together in short little prompts. feel free to make something of these
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friends to costars to lovers or something, lowkey an actor au of my noritoshi x reader fic
-the kind of au where the actors have personalities opposite to their characters
-X and Y are friends who met in college, X is a stem student with no acting experience and Y is an enthusiastic theater kid
-maybe they met as freshmen in English poetry class? seatmates or class project partners, etc.
-X is initially disgusted bc ew theater kids are annoying, but eventually become friends
-visit each other's dorms often, hang out in school clubs and fitness classes, Y's amazed that X is so smart and good at many things
-X quiet and lonely tho, not good at making friends like Y, and always busy with school things
-the few things they have in common are their love for a certain show and the martial arts club they both join
-Y always makes sure to spar with X and gets pouty when X has to practice with other people, doesn't like them touching X. 
-They both become the strongest in the club and always get a meal after practice together. Y knows that X skips meals to make time for homework, so Y makes sure they eat. 
-X is usually reserved and people find them hard to approach, but X always laughs at Y's jokes. Y's surprised to find a funner side to X.
-Y starts coming to X's dorm in the evening to make sure they go to sleep in time, sometimes comes by on weekends with home-cooked lunch
-"You're busy with work? Don't worry, I can feed you!"
-X is the oblivious type, thinks Y is just friendly and nice to everyone like that. but they're close enough for Y to nap in X's bed while X works. 
-Spring semester rolls around and a casting call for a live action adaptation of their favorite show is on. Y catches wind and auditions, immediately getting the lead roll. director's still looking for someone to play the deuteragonist/love interest, so Y brings in X. they’re both decent enough at martial arts for an action movie
-"We're friends so we have good chemistry! X might not have acting experience, but they're good at a lot of things and a fast learner"
-They give X a chance and X actually makes the part. although not familiar with acting, X is good at memorizing lines and knows enough about the show to adlib in character. they're both excited to be acting in it for the summer, even if it doesn't relate to X's career ambitions in science
-X plays A, Y plays B. in the show, B is a stoic and aloof character who secretly pines for the carefree and mischievous A. A always jokingly flirts with B and Y likes to imagine it as X reciprocating Y's advances. now that they're acting together, they spend even more time with each other
-Y gives X pointers for learning lines and showing emotions in acting. they imitate aspects of each other when playing their characters. X and Y have been physically close during spars together before, but doing it when playing characters that eventually become a couple makes X feel some sort of way. brushes those feelings off. 
-eventually, it's almost time to film the kiss scene. X is concerned because they've never kissed before and don't want to ruin the scene. very perfectionist. the director says that the scene will probably be cut from the script so they don't have to worry about it. disappointed that more source material has to be cut (is that really the reason?)
-action! A is pinned to the tree and blindfolded during a team battle. they're been teasing and flirting with B, who they believe is the opponent. just like the original show, B silences A with a kiss.
-Wait, didn't the director say... X is confused, but doesn't break character. Maybe it's one of those things where they don't tell you what happens to get a genuine reaction... X thinks, and they're correct. just as like A, X is flustered and weak in the knees. i didn't know Y could kiss like that...do they have experience? almost a bit jealous?
-cut! sadly, the director's surprise was for naught, because the scene has to be done again. Y messed up or something oopsies, hope that doesn't happen again...
-Y keeps making small mistakes that ruin the scene, so they keep repeating the kiss. each time, X doesn't feel any less flustered, but they do enjoy it. directors call cut for the day.
-kissing practice?? maybe X thinks Y messed up because the kiss was bad, wants to improve. Y has been really helpful teaching other aspects of acting so far, this is just another lesson. Y is ecstatic when X asks for help. 
-hanging out in one's room alone, pin X's hands agains the wall as they close their eyes. reenact the scene. just before they kiss, Y whispers instructions to X on what to do, lips barely brushing each other. X's heart is pumping, wondering why this feels more intense than when they were on set
-maybe it's because they're alone together? X doesn't want to misinterpret things, but it feels good. doesn't know that it's because Y is getting flustered, too. Y kisses more deeply, wanting to make it real. loves seeing X's usually stoic face so awkward and dazed.
-"was I okay?"
-"I think you still need some practice."
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darkjanet2 · 10 months
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Sonic Adventure 2: Sonadow
Chapter 8: The Unforgettable Kiss
Pumpkin Hill
Knuckles arrived at Pumpkin Hill, the buildings shaped like pumpkins with Jack-O-Lanterns in their windows and their tops lit up with lanterns, just as the sun was beginning its descent into the horizon. It had been a long day for him. He found 5 shards of Master Emerald in every location he’d explored that he could remember.
"So this is the Pumpkin Hill. And this place sure looks haunted," Knuckles muttered to himself. He glanced around uneasily, looking around for signs of life. He wasn't afraid of ghosts, but they always creeped him out when they were in his vicinity. He'd even seen one of them on multiple occasions. They didn't exactly look friendly. "No time to waste. I have to get these shards of Master Emerald."
He landed atop one of the buildings and began searching for a good vantage point where he could watch the town. As he surveyed his surroundings, he sensed movement nearby.
'A piece is near!' thought Knuckles, as he started digging next to a pumpkin. As soon as he touched it, he found a jade shard of Master Emerald underground. He picked it up and looked at it closely, inspecting every facet. 'Yes!' he thought triumphantly. 'The Master Emerald has been here!' He took several steps back from the pumpkin, which now had an iridescent glow coming off of it. 'Now if I can just find more…'
A ghost suddenly appeared in front of him out of nowhere. Knuckles jumped backward, nearly dropping the shard, but caught it just before it shattered.
"Shit!" Knuckles swore, holding up the gem protectively. He glanced around for another ghost, who might appear at any moment. Just the hauntingly eerie glow emanating from the pumpkin. He backed away from the ghosts as well, keeping a wary eye on both of them. "What do you want?!" demanded Knuckles. "Are you trying to scare me?"
The ghosts smiled maliciously, revealing razor-sharp fangs that glistened under the light. Knuckles stood in martial art offense.
"Well, I have no choice, but to fight them off!" yelled Knuckles as he launched to fight these and let out the battle cry.
At the Meadow
That night, Tails unpacked the emergency food supply box from his biplane and put it down. It had energy bars, water bottles, a bottle of soda, cookies, porks, slices of beef, and plates of seafood.
"Good thing I bring emergency ration packs." Tails grinned. He took out a plastic bag filled with fish and vegetables and bottled water. He then grabbed the pot and walked to the campsite. Amy had already set up the campfire and the fire itself was starting to burn nicely. She cooked the grilled fish over the fire while Tails set the pots and pans around the camping fire and placed two large, plastic bags full of rice and beans on top of the pots.
"All set?" asked Tails as he came closer to his friend. Amy turned to look at her fox friend and smiled. She nodded, "Yup. Everything is almost ready for tonight's meal." Tails grinned. "Great! Where's Sonic?" he asked, looking around.
"Maybe he went to take a nap or something?" she suggested. "Maybe we should wake him up so we can start cooking dinner, though."
Tails nodded. "Good idea," he said. Tails went to the meadow and gently shook Sonic awake. Sonic groaned and opened his eyes. "Hey, sleepyhead. C'mon, we're gonna go eat some dinner."
Sonic yawned and sat up, stretching lazily. He got up and walked to the campfire. Amy greeted Sonic with a smile. "Hi, Sonic." Sonic returned Amy's smile. "Hey," he said, sitting next to Amy. He looked over at Tails. "You have a food supply?" he asked.
"Yeah," replied Tails. He gave a portion of food to Sonic. "I brought my emergency ration pack, too."
"Thanks, man," said Sonic as he took food from Tails. "I've never eaten anything like this before." He began to eat his food. "It's awesome," he told Tails as he chewed. He looked at Amy. "It's tasty, too."
Amy chuckled, "I'm glad you like it."
The three continued eating their meal and talking about everything and nothing as they ate. Sonic stared down his half-empty food, his mind imagining Shadow kissing him back in the jungle, causing him to blush slightly and frown. Tails and Amy noticed him zoning out, and they looked at each other curiously.
"Sonic? You okay? You look quiet," said Amy.
Sonic blinked and snapped out of his thoughts."Oh, yeah," he said. "Just thinking about something."
"About the black hedgehog?" asked Tails.
Sonic frowned at Tails' question, so he nodded. "His name is Shadow," he said in a low voice. "He's an Ultimate Lifeform."
Amy and Tails gasped and looked at each other in disbelief. "You know about him?!" asked Tails in surprise. "How come you never mentioned him?"
Sonic shrugged, "Shadow doesn't really talk to anyone except for me."
Amy was about to ask why, but Tails interjected first. "That's odd. He may look like you, but he seems to act differently."
"Differently?" asked Sonic, tilting his head in confusion. "I can tell he's very mysterious…" said Sonic.
Tails seemed puzzled by that comment. "What makes you think that?" he asked.
"Well, it's just that sometimes he came here, I started to fight him twice, this guy was pretty tough, but somehow I managed to beat him in a sparring match," explained Sonic. "And when I asked him why he was visiting, he told me he was finding the Chaos Emeralds."
Amy frowned, thinking hard. "Do you think he knows where the Chaos Emeralds are?" she asked.
"Well, I guess he must be working with Eggman and I don't know what he's planning, but it sounds pretty farfetched," responded Sonic.
"Well, what's the plan, anyway?" Tails asked. "Does he intend to destroy the worlds of reality as a whole and take control of the universe?"
"I'm not sure, but he says there's a war coming," said Sonic. "If Eggman's trying to create a world where the universe exists for only him and his precious Chaos Emeralds, that will be destroyed," finished Sonic. Amy and Tails nodded thoughtfully.
Sonic sighed. "I'm getting tired," he stood up and stretched his body, and he yawned again, "We should try and make our beds, Tails. Tomorrow will be long and full of adventures." He gave this bowl to Tails.
"Sure," said Tails, taking the bowl from Sonic.
"Thanks for the meal, Tails. Better go to my spot where I was sleeping. Night, guys," said Sonic, heading to the meadow.
"Night, Sonic," responded Amy and Tails together.
When Sonic left the campsite, Amy and Tails began cleaning up the camp. Sonic sat down on the soft grass and watched the stars above him as he lay on his back. He stared up at the sky and let out a small sigh. Then, he closed his eyes and drifted away into unconsciousness once again.
A few hours later, Amy and Tails were still sleeping while Sonic was having a strange dream. He was fighting Shadow back in the jungle again. They were both equally tired, panting heavily, drenched with sweat.
Shadow smirked and Sonic stared at him in confusion.
'Why is he grinning like that?' thought Sonic.
Shadow walked toward Sonic, placed his hands on his face, and kissed him on the lips. It wasn't a rough kiss, it was deep, sensual, passionate, yet innocent and gentle. Sonic felt his stomach drop, his heart race uncontrollably, and his blood boiled with passion. After what seemed like an eternity, Shadow pulled away. But even when he removed his hands from Sonic's face, his radio buzzed in with Eggman's voice, telling him the island was going to explode.
Sonic awoke with a start. His ears rang and his heart pounded, but he quickly regained his composure. He realized the dream had lasted only seconds, but it had taken a lot longer than usual for him to wake up since he'd stayed asleep through most of his dream. And the last part of his dream was definitely vivid. Sonic touched his lips where Shadow kissed him, and the feeling alone made his heart pound wildly.
'I didn't tell them when Shadow kissed me,' thought Sonic. He remembered his dream vividly, he placed his hand on his chest as his heart was pounding so fast that he could feel it beating through his fingers.
'That can't be right. My heart is pounding because I dreamt about him?' he questioned himself. 'But it doesn't make sense! He's the bad guy! I know he is!' he exclaimed.
He ran his hands through his quill and groaned. "What the hell is wrong with me?" he muttered. He stood up and went to the lake, he scooped his hands and drank water until he was completely refreshed. He wiped his mouth and went back to sleep, hoping there was no dreaming about Shadow.
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greentrickster · 1 year
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Paige_Dreemurr  i imagined once the murder baby entered the spare suit the whole suit just flopped to the ground because it didnt know how to stand in the suit ;A;
Oh man, I can see it! XD XD XD Like... Baby gets into the suit for the first time, and for a few moments everything is okay, Baby-in-suit is just standing there, it looks like it’s gonna be fine. Then Samus is like, “Okay, let’s go,” Baby tries to move forward and just... splat flat on the face on the floor. Cue Samus panicking because wait, crap, she did not think this through, she just wanted to take her child with her on bounties and not have to worry about them getting a cold, of course it doesn’t know how to walk, it’s a metroid, why did she think this was a good idea-?!??!!?
Baby, in the suit: (confused metroid noises) (wriggles) (bonks helmet on the ground)
Samus: \O_O/ (goes and helps Baby flip over)
Baby: (can now see again) (hey, that’s its mom!) (excited ‘hi mom!’ metroid screeches)
Samus: (relief, Baby is okay, just need to get Baby out of the suit again, we’ll figure out something else instead)
Except she manages to teach Baby how to activate morph ball mode instead of how to open the visor somehow, and Baby has a way easier time figuring out morph ball mode, Baby has learned ‘roll,’ Baby is excited! So now Samus has a literal ball of excited metroid rolling around her feet and bumping into her shins and making excited metroid noises and okay, okay, maybe the situation is salvageable, we can figure out whether walking is a possibility later, Baby has legs, just gotta- just gotta help Baby figure out this whole bipedalism thing later.
The art of Having Hands can absolutely wait.
Samus is tired, Samus just experienced maybe an entire year’s worth of emotions in the space of five minutes, Samus needs a nap. Samus will deal with the issue of how Baby is going to eat from in the suit after a nap.
(Samus awakens to find out Baby has solved this problem itself while she was sleeping off the emotional overload, that Baby has learned to move in and out of morph ball mode on its own, and also that Baby’s suit is now conspicuously missing its left hand. A brief flash of what her foreseeable future is going to be if this venture continues flashes before her eyes, but she still gets to work starting to make a new left-suit-hand that isn’t made out of phazon to replace the missing one.)
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francis-writes · 2 years
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Hi! I hope you're having a good day/night! Can I please request a matchup for Slashers and Disney Villains? And maybe Stranger Things, if you want to? If not it's totally okay! I'm 18, bisexual, and my pronouns are she/they. Probably not necessary but I'm plus sized too lol. My personality changes a lot, but for the most part I'm shy, creative, and passionate, but I can be aggressive sometimes because of some slight anger issues. I'm very artistic and love all forms of art, and I have things I'm very passionate about. I am really sleepy almost all the time though so that's a big part of my personality. I'm introverted for the most part but I still love to spend time with my friends and I love to make my friends happy. But the darker sides of my personality include extreme anxiety, overthinking, and worry. My interests include witchcraft, music (I play the electric bass and several percussion instruments, and my favorite genres are metal and pop), theater, and movies/TV shows of all kinds. I love drawing, painting, and writing to express myself. I also like all things spooky because I love Halloween lol. I also love cute stuff like stuffed animals. Thank you so much if you choose to do this!! Have a good day! 💛
hope you like it💜 have a good day too!
Your matchup for Slashers is... Stu Macher! Great that you love Halloween and all things spooky because with this man you will probably have horror marathon everyday. Maybe not the way you wanted He's very impressed by the fact you can play several instruments. He tried to learn playing percussion once but he quickly got bored. Stu isn't the most patient and persistent person. Stu doesn't mind your anger issues. He spends most of his time with Billy so he definitely got used to handling slight aggression. You have a bit different approach to people, I mean Stu is a total party animal and he's extroverted for both of you so you can quickly get tired of meeting with all his friends. Fortunately, he understands that you need less social interactions and doesn't pressure you into coming to parties with him. Stu often will gave a party to spend a few more hours only with you, ordering take-out and watching tv or going to cinema. He's rich so Stu absolutely spoils you. Your whole bed is full of stuffed animals he bought you but of course it isn't the only thing he buys for you. Clothes, books, CDs, tickets to the cinema or for concert - whatever you dream about, you have it.
Your matchup from Disney villains is... Dr Facilier! Your relationship could start with shared interest in witchcraft and it's one of the things you often talk about, telling each other whenever you learn something new. If you're interested, dr Facilier can teach you voodoo too. (After some time you become New Orlean's magic power couple) He appreciates the fact that you express yourself through art, if you agree, he hangs some of your drawings around the house so he can look at them whenever he wants. Dr Facilier is incredibly empatethic and  he quickly notices every time you're worried or your anxiety gets worse. He was a way with words so he comforts you a bit. I guess he tries to made some kind of amulet to help you.
Your matchup from Stranger Things is... Alexei! He's great in comforting you whenever you feel down and start overthinking. Even when he's just by your side, it soothes your anxiety. When your sleepy, Alexei always brings you a blanket and if there's a place, he likes to lay beside you. Sometimes he will take a nap too, sometimes he just wants to cuddle. Alexei never celebrated Halloween so when you explained to him what it is, he got overexcited. He's gonna become one of these people who wake up on 1st October and are like "omg it's halloween". He spends whole month planning your costumes (you have matching ones of course), buying decorations for Halloween and carving pumpkins (there's high probability that you will spend October eating every possible meal made of pumpkin). Horror movies are the only thing that Alexei doesn't like very much - or maybe not that he doesn't like them, he's just afraid of them. So when you're watching one, he always hugs you for comfort and he often covers his eyes. Speaking of movies and TV, he loves to spend time just sitting with you on the couch and watching them. No matter the genre, he enjoy everything especially that your discussions and comments make every show 10x better.
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rachymarie · 2 months
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I think I'm gonna admit defeat and crawl back to bed now. And try Fae Farm
And then when I wake up BY 3-3.30 (I swear, if it's the last thing I do I must awake well before 5 and get shit done), I am doing this damn makeup look and subsequent photoshoot even if I have to do it in my sleep. (Ok that's a gd lie I am a giant baby when it comes to "just pushing through" the extreme fatigue, it feels near impossible to "just push through" schizospec-level fatigue I'm sorry but it's true. PLEASE may there be an actual treatment for the negative symptoms in this lifetime please 😫. But basically I am just determined and I guess the way I can help it happen is to not keep rambling on the internet and get onto the the activities that power down my system: watching raccoons eating and listening to ASMR, and set three alarms on both my devices to go off at the same time 3 different times staggered every half hour (likely 2, 2.30, and 3 pm) and also the max 2 alarms allowed on my proper alarm clock starting 2 mins after the final device alarm (so 3pm, then 3.30. Then if all of them can't wake me by the final alarm, it's in god's hands lol.
Also if you're still with me, pro-tip:
Don't put your alarm longer than 2 hours from the time you intending to start nodding off to sleep. I believe if you nap longer than 1.5 hours it's no longer just a nap and ventures into deep sleep territory which is much harder to wake up from and has led me to sleep well into the evening even waking up after 10pm bedtime. My doctor agreed with my hypothesis. If your condition means you really need that rest then ok maybe sleep longer, but if you can avoid it you don't want to severely mess (further) with your (so-called) circadian rhythm that enables you to sleep at the normal time (night). I often get a whole new energy and mindset after a decent nap that doesn't drag on too long. And I need to try utilizing that time more to get the mountains of tasks on my to do list done. But not allow myself to get overwhelmed and burnt out too
Please for the love of Goddess, let me wake up in time to do the things that need to be done.
Mornings used to be a productive time for me but now they seem to be for rambling as I get a bit lost in my head and writing out notes upon notes of Epiphanies and Musings/ideas and so on
My friend said she wants to see me thrive which is all well and good (except for her describing me still living at my mum's place by the time I'm 40 as if it's the saddest thing ever, which is a bit ableist - and honestly, I'll be lucky to still have safe and healthy housing by then. But secretly still like to pander to the "delusion" that I will make it big overnight with my art or social media or something. That delusion to one day make it financially doing my own thing my own way keeps me getting out of bed in the morning everyday at 6 no matter how the mornings keep devolving into rambly disorganized chaos, honestly. That I can somehow build a livelihood off of art) - if a bit condescending, but I don't have the capacity for that at present or at least her or most people's version of thriving. I'm endlessly passionate/inspired, but SO SO tired.*
Disabled thriving is totally gonna look different to non-disabled or more neurotypical thriving (which is really just being a slave to capitalism/hustle culture let's be real)
*another post incoming next on that lol
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desoletongue · 1 year
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So I've been having a little bit of a time lately. This one may end up a little long and a little sad, but it's all okay.
I left my job of 5 years, it was eating me to pieces and I just couldn't give my time to those people any more. It was a good choice. That it happened to coincide with my therapist closing her practice was unexpected, but I felt like I would be okay after about two days of moping in a woe is me style.
It has been okay. There have been hiccups. Some days it's really hard not to be a depressed burrito. I make a lot of "gainfully unemployed" jokes while I try to get my brain to remember that we can art and write to our hearts content and if we get tired we can just nap about it. I am lucky to have a cushion and the time to do this.
I'm adjusting to sharing space with humans again. Remembering they aren't just humans and are actually my friends helps most of the time. I wish we communicated more viably about house stuff but hopefully we improve on that. I'm just hoping I'm not the only one that thinks improvement is needed in that area.
The anxieties are gripping me tight and shaking me around every few days. Last week I couldn't sleep for two (thankfully) separate nights because I was just very convinced I would die. Not very helpful, but I played some video games and listened to chill music and tried to be kind to myself.
I'm getting back into the habit of regularly cleaning. I'm trying not to make a big schedule because I get overwhelmed easily when I see lists of things to do anymore, but I do try to grab one or two things from the "to do" jumble a day. Sometimes it's just some laundry, but I unpacked like 9 more boxes the other night. I was in bed the next day, but it was big progress and I can afford a day in bed right now.
I've been writing. I posted three fanfics in a series I've been saying I'm working on for almost a year at this point. I'm really proud and trepidatious about it. I've posted stuff before, it's not that it's a new experience, it just feels like something that I've started a growing piece for others to see. I've also been writing and developing stuff for my book.
I haven't been listening to music much, which may tie in with some of the depression. I should have a music outlet, that's been a constant for years. I just forget and the novelty of actual silence is one that I've appreciated since when I started to really feel my burn out.
Next week I should probably really start job hunting, for all that I hate it. Need to redo my resume maybe completely. Also might apply for weird slightly out of the wheelhouse stuff because to be honest? I really hate scheduling. I keep getting notifications that the schools around here are hiring secretaries and admin assistants and while I Absolutely do not want to work at a school in the year of our lord 2023 in Okla-fucking-homa, I could do admin work elsewhere. And maybe, if things work out ... I could go to school? I haven't done that but I want to. Anything but banking or workforce.
School was a thing that I've waffled on for nearly 10 years because fear of debt but at this point... We're all gonna die in debt unless we burn this whole candle down (won't bank on that), so why the fuck not. I'm a smart boy, I could learn a thing.
I did start a fansly. It's mostly friend traffic at the moment, which is really sweet and mildly comical, but only because I never know whether they're following me because they love and support me or because I'm hot. Could be both, but I'm not sure of any of it much less the all of it. (Oh geez, did they get there and not expect boobs because I'm normally bound down??)
I've been a little isolated, but I forget to socialize sometimes because it's kinda nice being able to just hang out and read and cuddle the cats? And then I realize it's been a week since I've messaged my best friend and I feel too guilty about that to message him now, except then I find a meme they really need to see and auto send it and suddenly we're talking again. We've done that a couple of times. I miss him.
So overall, a bumpy leg of our journey, but we're still trucking along.
And I have blue/purple hair again. That's pretty fuckin rad.
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thithesandofferings · 2 years
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OP Sugar Mommies/Daddies Straw Hat Crew
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Straw Hat Crew as Sugar Daddies(Mommies)-
::NSFW 18+ DNI : Luffy/Zoro/Sanji/Robin/Nami/Franky/Usopp
::Tags include: Petplay, teasing, zoro being mean, secce times. Hint of the word daddy, D/s Themes
::Authors Note: This is a reupload because the original post cannot be clicked on.
Part 2 here
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Luffy-
-Whats mine is yours is his mantra.
-Will never not give you anything that you want.
-Doesnt really understand the concept of being a sugar daddy, nor does he have the concept of how much money he actually has.
He’s very confused, but if you give him plenty of food, hes happy.
Will give you his black card. Its yours now.
Not really one to initiate sex, but will fuck the shit out of you if you ask.
He just cant say no to those pleading eyes.
You dont even need to do anything to get money or sex from him.
He’s surprisingly very keen on the idea of breaking you.
Give him praise on how good he is at being a leader and you’ll be shown that incredibly stamina that hes famous for.
He’ll be greedy for it too. Not stopping until your begging him to stop.
But you asked for it didnt you? He’s just trying to take care of your needs.
Sanji-
Lingerie
Lingerie everywhere
He is so enamored by the way you look in lace and silk that he creates an entire lingerie company in your name.
Please dont tease him with walking around with his favorite work of art.
Will not hold back fucking you lovingly into the ground.
All that work he spent designing will be shredded and on the floor while he makes you scream his name.
Cannot believe you actually like him.
Cooks for you day and night. No matter how busy he is.
Gets him so hot just knowing you walked up to him and wanted this kind of relationship.
Will worship the very ground you walk on.
Eats you out like its his fucking job. Just know you’re not getting up until you completely understand how appreciative he is of you.
Will also give you his black card. Everything that he owns really.
Zoro -
You have to earn those cute little gifts he gets you
If you dont gag on his cock for more than 5 seconds, then maybe he’ll get you that diamond necklace you’ve been begging for.
Maybe add some tears and he’ll throw in a Birkin for moral support.
He’s a mean daddy.
This is his money and he’ll be damn if he gets a little pillow slut thats not gonna work for it.
Likes when you grin and act coy cause he knows he’ll have you sobbing in minutes.
Edges you for hours and the longer you make it, the more money you get.
Lowkey likes it when you nap with him- he’ll mentally think of taking a large chunk of your tuition when you sleepily nuzzle into his neck after a hard session.
Robin
Just like Zoro, Robin makes you earn it.
Into heavy petplay
Likes when you kneel and sit quietly whilst she reads a book.
Wants to see you crawl to her and beg for her money.
Grabs your jaw and coos when youre trying to explain why you need it.
She’s already put it in your account. She just wanted to see you ask politely for it.
Call her Daddy off-handedly and she’ll give you anything you want without question.
Likes to see you in the things she bought for you.
Especially likes to see you in her clothes, regardless if its something small like her socks or bracelets.
Dont bring her shopping with you. She’ll find a reason to fuck you in the changing room.
Tell you its your fault for looking so good.
Nami
She doesnt know how she got a sugar baby
It just happened.
The first couple of months will reluctantly give you money.
She knows how hard it is being poor so shes actually really generous when she does put the money in your account.
Nami has to see that you are a hard worker and willing to do anything.
Will blush hotly when you try to initiate anything.
Definitely will deny your advances until randomly she kisses you and pushing you against the wall.
You’ve just been doing so many things for her without complain. She needs to do something for you. Money is not enough anymore.
Overstims you because she thinks you deserve it.
Usopp
Is like Sanji in the “You chose me? No way!”
So overjoyed that you want anything from him to be honest.
Due to his inventions and status, he has made quite the name for himself and has more than he needs.
Speaking of his inventions, dont get too curious or he’ll wanna use them on you.
Loves your tear stained face after multiple orgasm from his little toys.
If you plead and beg that you just want him, he’ll go absolutely feral.
Apologizes for going so hard by buying anything you wanted.
He wouldve done so regardless, but the fact that you’re giving him so much just makes him want to give you the whole world.
Usopp is so weak for you, would definitely consider a real relationship with you if you so much just uttered a suggestion of it.
Franky
A teasing little shit
Literally has so much money to blow, but will tell you no just because he likes to get you mad.
Thinks your little tantrums are funny. When you start to pull away from him he will quickly grab you and force the money into your hand.
Insinuates that he will fuck you, but does everything but that.
Will ruin you when you least expect it.
Doesnt ever ask for permission at all.
Calls you into his office while hes working on something, only to have you bent over his desk minutes later. Making you pay for those cute shoes youre wearing.
Likes to ruin the things hes bought for you, just so he can have another reason to buy you things- and fuck you in them.
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moemoemammon · 3 years
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Following that "least favorite" request could we get their reactions to being to told that they're their favorite, but to not tell the other brothers so their feelings don't get hurt? Maybe because they relate to them the most or just get along really well. Thanks!
You're My Favorite! But Don't Tell the Others-
(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)
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Lucifer
There are no words to explain the overwhelming satisfaction ion Lucifer’s face after you tell him that. Of course, it’s only natural that he would be your favorite, all things considered.
The Avatar of Pride won’t ever forget this moment. He carefully considers your words and agrees not to tell anyone, as much as he’d love to bring it up, because he knows more than anyone what kind of chaos would ensue should the others (especially Mammon) find out.
But they can tell something’s up when the eldest has been heard humming all day. He moves about the house with even more grace than usual, and hasn’t scowled even once.
But the REAL shocker was when Mammon tried hiding a bill right as Lucifer walked in... and the eldest let him off with a warning. A WARNING! The brothers thought the Devildom must’ve frozen over, but you and he knew different.
“MC, I would like you to accompany me to Le Pluvier this afternoon, once you've finished your studies. I've already made reservations, so be sure to get ready on time. I've made sure to consider the things you might like to eat, so I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Don't be late." "...I'm grinning? I don't know what you're talking about."
Mammon
The gigantic grin on Mammon’s face is so bright, it could rival the sun. You’ve seriously made his day. No, his year. Actually, he’s pretty sure he could ride this high for the next millennia! There’s nothing in this world that could dampen his spirits right now! 
He feels like he just won big at the casino! Of course he’s your favorite! He WAS your first demon, and now he’s gone and claimed his rightful spot as your number one! Good luck trying to keep him from saying anything. Mammon’s gonna throw it around in everyone’s faces for as long as he can milk it.
And you thought he was clingy before, just wait till you see how he treats you after hearing that. Despite always calling you his ‘servant’ or his ‘human’, you’d  think your roles were reversed. Mammon spoils you every chance he gets, buying you clothes and trinkets, filling the spaces in your room with the things he knows you like, monopolizing you completely until nearly everything you own is a gift from him.
Your words also help soothe that jealousy of his a little. Only a little, though. It’s easier to watch you talk to other demons when he knows he’ll always be your first man.
“Didja really have to stay after class that long? I know you were talkin' to that demon that lent you a book, but you outta ask ME for stuff! Tch... you're lucky I'm in a good mood today! But I guess I don't have to worry about some low level demon like that, seein' as I'm your favorite!"
Levi
Wait wait wait....Come again? Did you seriously just say what he think you said..? That had to be a mistake! Some kind of...uh..verbal typo! Because there’s absolutely, positively, NO WAY in all of the nine layers that he could be your favorite demon. And yet you still insist that you’re telling the truth, and Levi feels like he’s died and gone to heaven. 
Red faced and stammering up a storm, Levi looks like he might die. Is it really okay for a shut-in otaku to feel this giddy? Seriously, he hasn’t felt like this since he got his hands on a signed copy of a Ruri Hana audio drama! No no, this definitely beats that!
You’ve managed to inflate his nearly nonexistent ego, and now he feels like there’s nothing he can’t do! Maybe he could even go to Majolish right now?? THAT’S how good he’s feeling!
Almost as bad as Mammon in keeping it a secret. He doesn’t tell anyone right away, but they’re suspicious when they notice how much time he’s spending out of his room. And then when he and Mammon get in another petty argument, he drops the bomb that he’s your favorite demon in the entire Devildom, and you can guess how things go from there.
“Uuuoooo...!!!!! I've decided..! Since I've got a serious stat buff, I'm going to open a booth at the next convention coming up..! I'll sell my Ruri-chan fan art and spread her influence all over the Devildom! I'd never have the guts to do it normally, but I feel like I could do anything right now! Y-you'll go too, won't you MC?"
Satan
You nearly made this man spit tea all over his book, and now he’s coughing and spluttering and trying to figure out what could’ve prompted what he’s taking as a confession. You.. do realize what you’re saying, don’t you? And you know the kind of effect your words have on him?
Satan isn’t the type that wears his heart on his sleeve, so you have to look for his subtle expressions to tell how he’s feeling. But there’s nothing subtle about the redness of his ears and how he’s begging you not to look at him right now. For the sake of his sanity, give him a minute to recoup.
When he does recover, he agrees to keep it a secret for obvious reasons. And it’s hard to tell that he’s in a good mood, other than the fact that he hasn’t tried to pull any pranks on Lucifer lately. But Asmo sees all, and literally hounds him into spilling the tea.
He tells him a lie of course, but now the other brothers are noticing just how happy he is. Satan's smiling way too much today, isn't he? And he didn't even get mad when Beel got whipped cream on his jacket! Well, not THAT mad, anyway.
"Haaah... everyone's been harassing me all day, claiming I'm smiling a lot. I'm sure I look the same as I always do, but I'll admit that I've been happy ever since you told me that this morning. Wait.. you did think I've been grinning too, do you? I have??"
Asmo
Asmo always jokes about being your favorite and announces it as if the two of you are married, but when you actually confirm that his longing for you isn’t one sided, he ends up smearing lip balm across his cheek in shock. Did you... really say that just now? He knew it all along, but hearing it like that is just...!
Ooooh, he’s so happy he can hardly contain himself! Asmo throws his arms around you, peppering your face in kisses until you feel sticky from lip balm, wipes your face clean, then marks it up all over again. Good luck getting rid of him, because he might never let go.
Immediately posts it to Devilgram. Did you really think he’d let such a momentous occasion go unannounced? You must not have been paying attention to the kind of person he is! Asmo would put you on a pedestal in front of the world like a precious jewel if he were able, but this’ll have to do. He won’t hide his love at all!
Of course, the others don’t take too kindly to it, not that he cares. He never leaves your side, pampers you like crazy, and has even attempted to get you to move into his room. Lucifer put an immediate stop to that, though. Boo...
“I just can't get enough of you, MC! Just being near you gets me so excited that I can hardly stand it! You'll take responsibility for what you're doing to me, won't you? And in exchange, I'll take my time showing you just how much I love you. After all, you're my favorite, too!"
Beel
Beel never has a problem with choking while he eats, and it comes as naturally as breathing. Unfortunately neither of that applies right now, since you just made him choke on a meatball sub.
He usually takes your words with quiet acceptance, but this might be the most emotion you've ever witness from the stoic demon. His eyes are wider than that time that laid on an entire gingerbread mansion, sparkling up with such deep emotion you wouldn't be surprised if he cried. Instead he softens up and immediately embraces you.
...And doesn't let go. Sandwich long forgotten, he's been carrying you around all day, and ignoring any questions or protests from his brothers. Also insists on feeding you throughout the day. The food tastes better when he can enjoy it with you, so why not just bring you everywhere?
When he isn't carrying you, he's following you around subconsciously, either close up against you like a protective wall, or just far enough that you're within his line of sight. As far as not telling anyone, he... tells Belphie immediately. It was an accident though, since there's not much he keeps from his twin.
"MC, I won a meal ticket for Godevil Chocolatier. Let's get something for dessert today. Ah, you can get as much as you want, too. I really want to see what things you choose. They might become my favorites."
Belphie
There's nothing in this world that can wake Belphegor from his sleep, unless he allows it. No loud noises, no amount of shaking or smacking, and not even dragging him around the house. But the moment you whisper that he's your favorite demon, the Avatar of Sloth is wide awake.
Hey, you're not just saying weird things to get a reaction, are you? Because if so, this is a new level of cruel. Yet you confirm that you mean it and swear him into secrecy, and Belphie tries his best not to show how happy he is. A smile keeps creeping up on his face that he struggles to force down. It's annoying...
As funny as it’d be to tell everyone the news, he's good at keeping secrets. Instead, you've noticed that he's been sleeping a little less that before. When he does take one of his hundreds of naps, he finds some way to be closer to you. He's even been seen sleepwalking to your exact location somehow-
It's hard for him to believe that you're not teasing, though. How could HE be your favorite demon here? Belphie doesn't do anything special to win you over, yet after everything he put you through, you like him enough to deep him your favorite?
"You're weird, MC. I mean... me? I won't deny that I'm really happy though, but I guess I'm in disbelief. You should spoil me even more until I believe you. Lend me your lap for a few hours, okay?" "...I wonder what Lucifer would think if I told him, heheh."
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