#goodnight 💕💕

[ikram1909]

Pedri was always there ❤️❤️

[gentlenotes-moved]

idk call me a conspiracy theorist but this whole "i don't deserve a good life" thing kinda seems like a lie. a trick pushed by Big Trauma.

[psymachine]

*clicks the record button on my microcassette player*

macdennis talking about hooking up with college girls before dennis takes mac to his first college party. nervous, mac begrudgingly asks what girls actually want you to do with their tits. dennis jumps on the opportunity to flex his relative sexual experience and launches into a presentation on nipple play and tit-sucking. mac is such a poor student that eventually dennis has to offer himself as practice model and critic (no, dude, it's basically not even gay since they're not touching mouths or dicks -- like, it's basically nothing.)

they both get carried away and dennis goes to the party with his nipples chafing against the soft cotton of his shirt. neither of them score that night.

*clicks the button again and takes a creatively tortured sip of whiskey*

[koroart]

Women 💕 ( Elinor doodle clean up ) WIP

[crimeronan]

i downloaded that app that lets you customize your own soundscapes because i was like well this probably still won't be for me but i'll try it out just to see. first i set up a cafe with loud babble so i could eavesdrop on the table next to me, but there was only about 2 minutes of recorded audio. so once i memorized the conversation, i moved on to an irish coastal seascape, where i discovered that you can set the sliders to "drowning in the open ocean." that legitimately relaxed me so much that my headache went away but after about 20 minutes my brain adapted enough for the Voices (TM) to return, so i turned to a thunderstorm where all the thunder sliders were turned up to 100% power. so you feel like you're in the middle of bullshit tornado country. after all this i discovered there's a haunted mansion soundscape already so. i guess i'll get some mileage out of this thing yeah.

[keepthefire]

just finished making a Kenny mixtape <3 :’)

[bunabi]

humidifier on, air purifier on, roomba engaged, baseboard heaters unobstructed, window slightly cracked for extra airflow, floor swept and mopped, this is my most powerful spell yet

[thorniest-rose]

Eddie jerks off so much fantasising about being trapped between Steve Harrington's thick freckled jock thighs he sprains his wrist and Wayne has to drive him to the hospital.

[starsillys]

I have been drawing for three hours straight no w

Many things but this this I think I need to show u guys before I go to sleep for the night (I’m losing my ficking mind this started off as just a silly little idea)

It snowballed so fucking badly after that he made fanfiction and forced my hand to think of and plot a Kinito pet high school manga fucking fanfiction made entirely by him. He designed guys he HE DESIGNED ANIME SONAS FOR HIS FRIENDS. HE DID THIS NOT ME ITS HIS FAULT THIS ISNT ME ITS HIM GUYS

Expect more horrible brain rot tomorrow along side other things if I remember

[crazylittlejester]

lmao sorry for being depressed earlier, i just pulled my emotional support blanket out of the dryer and im actually cured now

[wintvies]

me after my nightshift on tumblr

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

no sorry this is so funny what do you mean there's gonna be a tell that mick lullabye

[culpeppercheckers721]

Ok before I stop ranting about Who By Fire since the last time I rewatched it, tonight, I give you this shitpost— COMBINED memes for this one 👍

Anyways, I think you get the idea 🤪

[giacabellocz]

Buenitas noches 💋🧜‍♀️

[nebulaedaniel]

tired and emotional i hope you all know that i see you as my friends

[ricky-olson]

WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE