#goose egg

[catfindr]

[happilyeveraftereveryday]

Brenoit Lee Blanc

Source

[dvrknessabides]

Egg post, look at that egg!!

[stumblngrumbl]

that's a big egg

[meekamaye]

Bat 3 : Sue -3

This is the last two days in my life… Monday night I had a bat in my house, or maybe it was Dracula, I’m not sure but he was b-i-g. I had just gone upstairs to get my beauty sleep when he started whirling around the ceiling. The two of us began the strange dance that is done when there is a bat flapping around the room. Now I have tall ceilings in my house. Being of sound mind and 1/2 sound…

[bleakbluejay]

nobody hates star wars like people who love star wars, i swear on it

like... you can see all the passion and potential that all of it has, and have to look with horror as all that potential is set on fire time after time

it could really be a perfect universe with perfect series... but that's not what we get. and it hurts and it's infuriating.

[thomas--bombadil]

Mother goose sits patiently, waiting for her brood to arrive.

[asbestos-11]

matchy matchy

[gooseh0nk]

hes going to eeby deeby

this is also ridiculously old but its been hidden away so i thought id share :•)

[samwise1548]

Featuring a rarely drawn s3 Jon design

[ID: a drawing set in a bathroom. The format of the drawing is meant to emulate the layout of a TikTok. In the mirror above the sink is the reflection of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives. He’s a brown skinned man with greying hair of medium length, glowing green eyes, a mustache and some stubble, pockmarked scars, as well as a scarred slit across his throat. He’s wearing a light blue NYC hoodie. He’s only visible above the hips in the mirror. Jon has a serious face on. One hand is holding a black phone to the mirror, and the other is raised above his head mid-dance. Pink text above him reads “Doing the caramelldansen dance every say at work until I’m fired” with the word “say” being a typo for day. Near the center, a pink text box says “Day 568.” On the right of the drawing is a row of icons. In order from top to bottom: a circular profile picture close up of a cats eye, a red heart, a speech bubble, and an arrow pointing right to send. The bottom left text reads “sims [dot] jarchivist” with an asperand symbol before it. Below that there is a hashtag followed by “caramelldansen” \End ID]

Version without the text under cut

[ID: The same drawing as above but the texts and icons on the right have been taken out. \End ID]

[creaturefeaster]

doodle page from tonight

[kedreeva]

Do you eat peahen eggs? If yes, what do they taste like?

My wife raises geese and their eggs are huge, 3x the size of a hen’s eggs, and are generally fluffier and delicately sweeter.

I do! They taste like an egg.

I'm not allowed to answer anything more, apparently

[jengrayart]

Happy Belated first day of Spring!

Well say that’s her birthday

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

stickers | buttons

a little something for whoever else is still wearing a mask out there!!! please sound off in the tags/replies/reblogs/etc i need to know i am not alone!!! being covid conscious in 2023 is Exhausting but anything that might make the pharmacist giving you your vaccine feel just a little embarrassed for having their whole face out in a healthcare setting is a win in my opinion. and you will also be supporting a disabled artist (me)!!!

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Someone: Hi, how are you doing today?

Me: what if I wrote a shapeshifter Tubbo fanfic where he teaches the eggs stuff about being a shapeshifter, about choosing a concrete form, about the importance of being able to control your powers, and he's just kinda awesome. and then he goes to purgatory 2 and comes back with his powers out of whack, goose wings on his back that he can't force to go away, and a complete loss of everything that he originally taught the eggs. he can barely maintain the appearance of who everyone knows as tubbo. what if. what if i did that.

[robo-dino-puppy]

canada goose (and eggs)