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so you guys ready for s3 in july or what
i'm expecting a lot of very important plot developments, given everything we know so far:
jaskier wears eyeliner in every scene. no exceptions
bisexuality is canon. go buckwild, no exceptions to this either
gordon is upgraded from "guest star" to "main cast" (king)
new roach is upgraded from "guest star" to "main cast" (queen)
eskel didn't actually die, it was a doppler. yeehaw
something something cat witchers something lambden
evil!jaskier for real (come on, just one episode)(as a treat!)
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have I ever mentioned the fact my car is named Gordon after the mouse that got stuck in Joey Batey's chest hair Jaskier named and talked to while imprisoned in S2 of the Witcher? It's because she's old and ratty but reliable and has a good radio.
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Chapters: 1/2
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion & Jaskier | Dandelion's Mouse Friends, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel & Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion & Gordon the Mouse
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion's Mouse Friends, Gordon the Mouse (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel (The Witcher), Other Wiedźmin | The Witcher Character(s)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It, The Witcher (TV) Season 2, Jaskier | Dandelion loves Gordon the Mouse, Alive Eskel (The Witcher), Oblivious Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Oblivious Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer has the only brain cell, Animal Transformation, in which Destiny decides she's done watching people be sad, Reunions, Friendship, Mice, the summary might make Gordon sound ominous but he's not I promise, Everybody Lives, or at least the witchers do, Crack Treated Seriously, Hugs, Hurt/Comfort, I'm gonna give these boys a happy ending if it kills me, no beta we die like renfri
Summary:
When Jaskier leaves his prison cell together with Geralt, Gordon tags along. This changes far more than one would think.
(Gordon may not quite be the ordinary mouse everyone expects him to be.)
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I just learned about the new pokemon maushold
trainer Jaskier has one of these
named Gordon, obviously
and when it multiplies / evolves he continues to call the collective Gordon
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Gordon I have some gossip for youuuu
First geralt had the AUDACITY to tell me...
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also this fuckass drawing of skeleton benrey and freakman
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Gordon in an alternative universe
Jaskier is very supportive of this
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i’m not over how some people refer to Flowers for Algernon as just the sad mouse book when the entire thing is about the struggle of a man with a mental disability trying to become smarter (or Normal) because his entire life he has been viewed as less than human by nearly everyone around him, or if he’s seen as human at all, he’s seen as a child.
sometimes people don’t even remember his name.
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Are you dead or are you sleepin'?
God I sure hope you are dead!
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