I'm a Gemini. I don't know if you have the weird fortune of knowing or loving one, but I'm here to tell you: we'll try to talk you out of it. It's not the best idea.
For example: we're currently staying in a hotel. This makes it about 2 months in hotels. I don't have any money, so I've been trusting my trusty moron to make these arrangements (I know I shouldn't bitch!) And each time he's told me that he's been honest with the hotel, they know that we have our 2 little cats with us and we're paying for it, everything is fine, right?
Wrong! This Goat has lied to me each time!! My nerves are so finished and I am all nerves. I'm wanting to turn myself into the oklahoma police about lying about my cats, just to get it over with, y'know? And y'all probably don't want to know anything about our prisons...I really don't. But my guts can't take this anymore and it. Is. Not. Gluten! You brain-forsaken fool! It's the stress of depending on your ass, and lying isn't cool. Ever.
I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. Not a perfect body. Just over my own soul!
St. Peter better know it's going to be a table (or spaceship) for one...
filling paleo pines' dino templates with proud amethyst color scheme for species that don't have it (so basically all of them besides like, two), as self-indulgence
The first time Sonic went Super in Road Trip wasn't exactly as stunning to Tails as other au's and stories.
Tails is like maybe 5 here (I'm not actually that organized on the timeline for this au yet, I'm getting there though, things are getting in order.) and he wasn't forced to grow up and be a hero in this au. So he's a bit more childish than canon Tails because he doesn't feel as pressured to mature and grow up fast. Plus, he genuinely thinks Sonic is going to die and this is the last time he see's him, so tears are bound to come down.
phannies in ANTWERP BELGIUM about to meet dan and phil:
me, in fucking birmingham alabama in the united states of america: holy shi6t???? holy fucking shit??? it's happening??? oh my god??? what the fuck??? holy sh-