picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like
create startup, get aqui-hired
become first hellfluencer
sugar daddy?
startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention
celebrity boyfriend?
become already powerful couple's third, profit
actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke
and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'
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I have a debt that won't leave my head : why didn't freddy ask Gregory or Vanessa to come back and rescue the other glamrock animatronics
Well we don't know he didn't for a fact- there's no real evidence one way or the other
The three came back to the Pizzaplex to set up MXES, and maybe they were planning on attempting to save the others while setting up the MXES system, but quickly realized they were beyond saving- or at least they they wouldn't be the ones to save them.
Maybe before that, they did try and simply failed- just because they try doesn't mean they'll succeed and we'll see the results of the rescue attempt.
The problem with saving them now is that they aren't like Freddy, who was infected and freed before it was too late- they're not infected anymore, they're just angry and not themselves. The issue isn't a virus anymore as that virus was already defeated, fixing them isn't as simple as playing a few arcade games, their code- their minds- they've been damaged and changed, and reversing it isn't easy, especially not in the states they're in right now.
And my point with this is; maybe Freddy and the others knew this, knew that they were just damaged, and thought that saving them was impossible. Plus, none of this is to mention just how dangerous a rescue attempt would be- we saw how they acted around Cassie, and we saw how especially Roxy was still angry and looking for Gregory- a rescue attempt would be life threatening, and with everything on their plate already, a mission that they knew would most likely fail and could easily get one of them killed might not be worth it.
Though to be honest, it sounds unlikely when thinking of Freddy specifically- maybe Gregory and Vanessa, but those are Freddy's friends, he's described them as such, and I think he'd be able to convince the two to at least try. But I don't think it worked.
TLDR; looking at his character he most likely did, but the attempt failed. Either that or he had to give up the attempt before it started, knowing that his friends just weren't themselves anymore and wanting to protect his family from them.
Not sure if this made sense- but I hope I got my point across uierjgherfl
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having been told by my employers that any of our tools or parts could be useful weapons in a pinch paired with having watched a lot of Bones recently has resulted in me picking up the gear shift rod i install and testing the weight in my hand before going "how would they figure out that this was the murder weapon? it's such a weird shape, the fact that it's got a bunch of weird curves and angles along the length would mess with their height and angle estimates if they were thinking about a straight weapon... one side has threads and the other has a flat edge with a hole which would throw them off on what every day items have either of those aspects-" and i don't think these are normal thoughts people generally have at their jobs
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Odd to realise a lot of people are drooling after Art and Patrick and putting themselves in Tashi's place. For one, because while I do feel at times strong kinship with some characters, I don't personally want to insert myself in stories, but two, if I did, in this case, I'd be with the boys, slack-jawed, dumb-eyed, yearning-browed, trying to get Tashi's attention.
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Mulder doesn't understand that every time they do a religious episode the case and its outcome literally don't matter; Scully is always proven right about the existence of miracles bc there's simply no other explanation for why she doesn't throttle that smug look off his dumb face
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Cannot believe yall batjokes folks have to live with the knowledge the only canon batjokes is a straight version.. one of my favourite things about 'elementary' is that they made watson a woman BUT the holmes/watson dynamic is more platonic than in the source material.
IN FAIRNESS Batjokes is very, very, very canon in a one-sided way - Joker is blatantly shown to love/lust after Batman in canon, over and over again, and acts up to get his attention. But it's Bad Queer RepTM because it falls heavily into the Evil/Predatory Gay Trope. Batman's feelings are far more subtle and mostly only come out when Joker dies dramatically like the theatrical ho he is!
But yeah, as far as I know, their big, serious, non-jokey mutual kiss is when Joker's a woman because heaven forbid the dudebros’ favourite badass grim hero snog a dude 🙄
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