#grape brain

[asterkurayami]

[yridenergyridenergy]

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i love you intimacy in reverse order. yes we've had sex before and i know all the details of your pleasure, but i don't know anything else. i don't know what it feels like to embrace you carelessly. i can barely hold your hand, the grip is so slight it makes me lose my breath. i want to kiss you but what pressure is the right one? how much is too intimate? yes we've had sex and i've done all these things before - but without the guise of mutual pleasure, can i be sure you won't turn me away? will you allow me the delicate feeling of your hand in mine when you know it is me asking to hold it? i know i've held you before with our clothes off, but can i hold you even tighter? may i listen to the steady sound of your heartbeat? is it alright to look for it in front of everyone? yes, yes of course we've had sex before. i know what you look like naked, ive touched you with the lights off. is it alright to want see you with them on? in the morning, with the sun flitting through the blinds?is it alright to want you when the sun is up? yes we've had sex before but have we ever been intimate? can we be? tell me that it's alright to hold you. no, not like that. just like this.

[pensivelyplayfulme]

Me when I'm not eating a fruit: I mean I don't like all of them, but on the whole fruits are okay I guess

Me when consuming a fruit I like: there is a reason we say the gods drink nectar, and here on earth nectar makes fruit. Succulent. Restorative. Nourishing my mana reserves as well as the body. My hands are dripping with it and I will not -- can not apologize.

[cheerscafe]

I love the times during canon when Giyuu will say something and Sanemi looks like he wants Giyuu to explode so bad he’ll make it happen himself

[demonir]

I had been slowly working away on this drawing as a way to destress these past days but I consider her done by now so you can have it.

[itscherryterry-again]

i can fix them [said with motherly intent]

[graevelabyss]

You know what genuinely kept me up until 1am last night about FH: Junior Year, the Bad Kids could have been facing such worse enemies if Porter actually thought about who would be best in Kipperlily’s place.

My mind goes directly to Ragh or Hargis, both very powerful kids who were in pretty bad situations. Ragh was wrapped up with the Harvest Men and in denial about his sexuality. Wait I forgot, Porter did try and mess with Ragh with his silly "Barbarian healing", would Porter have tried some shit if the Bad Kids hadn't taken Ragh on Summer break with them? I’m thankful every day the Bad Kids took him in. Hargis in turn also could have dodged a bullet by meeting the Bad Kids. Like a shy theatre nerd that struggles socially with his passion, who is a Goliath fighter no less is a recipe for (not necessarily hate-filled) but a rage-filled disaster. That beige aura really did good for him I think.

AND WHAT ABOUT YELL. Danielle would have been in so much trouble if she didn’t find the Maidens. A socially ostracised girl that can’t find a permanent adventuring party because of her beliefs and actions gets tricked into using her druidic powers to spread the rage-star powder all across Elmville. I am shaking Porter’s shoulders violently rn, BRO. A DRUID. YOU SKIPPED ON A DRUID FOR YOUR EVIL PLAN OML.

Zayn also could have been bad news if Porter got his shit together faster for a similar reason. He. Is. A. Necromancer. A necromancer. And probably one of the most vulnerable people from season 1, just one discussion with Daybreak and it’s a sealed deal but noooo. Please don’t get me wrong, I don’t want any of the students to be brainwashed or even be in the position to willingly take the rage, but man, Porter is just ridiculous.

Holy shit. And what about Zelda. A character so powerful I think that’s one of the reason Brennan played her in The Seven. Her rage is literally divine, Porter could have done something with that, made his own brand of divine rage and offered it to her and others. She was even taking personal lessons from him because her rage was too destructive for normal class.

When the hell did he come up with this plan.

I mean I know it would have been a while ago because of the whole thing with Kalina but I think my point still stands when I say, Porter, my guy, disrespectfully, you could have done so much better than Kipperlily Copperkettle.

[t00thpasteface]

i'm at a huge barcade rn and i felt like a dork going up to the bar just to get a grape soda in my spongebob shirt but the bartender saw it and said he has a tattoo of smitty werbenjagermanjensen

[cafulur]

be completely normal about labru challenge (impossible!!!!)

reference

[jelly-powder]

whole buncha jellystone stuff I never posted !!!

[tiedyedeyes]

"If we leave now, we'll still have time to pick up some donuts"

[mostlyintact]

I was rewatching 'The Grape Depression' (as one does) while having breakfast today, and something caught my attention. It gave me thoughts.

'The wooden boy' supposed to Don Vincenzo's son (he never received a name? Did he?) broke Pinocchio's thumb. And that was it. So, my first thought was him not having a thumb even after being revived and adapting to it. Nice enough on its own actually.

But then the second thought entered my brain, and it was infinitely worse (read better). I can't let go of the idea of an awfully grief-stricken Geppetto weeping over his son...

*** His baby boy was gone now. The sparkling spirit but lifeless wood.

Swaying on his knees, Geppetto reached over to hold Pinocchio's hand. Flesh and bones and warm once. There was no familiar reciprocation from too clumsy fingers, and sobs wrecked him anew.

The splintering wood dug into his palm, and the guilt snarled at his grief. He was a failure! He failed in protecting Pinocchio, in life and in death. Bowing his head, Geppetto's hand tightened around the wood.

He remained on the floor mourning, his legs long numb. Only moving when his hands grew tired and some. Pinocchio's little hand became visible again as he unwound his fingers. The missing thumb stood sore.

Geppetto couldn't look away.

Surely, it must hurt. His fingers were curling inwards as if in pain. Did it hurt when the soul was ripped from him? Was any remaining conscious left in him when the brute ripped his thumb?

Abruptly, he stood up. On the table, on the- Stumbling, Geppetto made his way towards the work table.

While working on Don Vincenzo's 'wooden boy' he shaved off bigger chunks of solid oak. Either of them, either of them would work. He could, he could- Geppetto froze.

It would not bring his little boy back.

Clutching onto the solid oak, he turned around. Pinocchio's wooden form was supine on the floor, fingers reaching up curled inwards. As if in pain, as if in pain. He turned back to his table.

He could, and he would.

Needless to say, when things worked out and Pinocchio woke up from his too deep nap there was never a missing thumb for him to worry about.

[subsequentibis]

i'm going to throw up from laughing at this

[gummi-stims]

Could I get a uhhh...Dr.Wendell Tully stimboard

He can be either his raisined up form or pre raisining

@oleanderunderground

Woe, raisin man scientist be upon ye

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[mxwhore]

is martin ever shy about initiating sex with his sphinx husband? like, it's one thing if jon starts sniffing and nuzzling around on his own, but like...working up the nerve to reach out and touch archivist beast sheathe...

communicating consent is a bit more difficult for sphinx jon, so most of the time, martin initiates sex in a way that is easy for jon to decline if he is not feeling in the mood! That being said, jon isnt really immune to begging either...