#guy of ALL TIME

[kermit-coded]

riz gukgak is the character of all time. he's a goblin. he has a gun. he's in high school. he's saved the world multiple times. he's died before. he carries a briefcase with him everywhere. he threatened to eat a dragon. he refuses to stop investigating mysteries because otherwise he would have to deal with his grief over his dad's death. he did fantasy cocaine in a floating pirate city. he lied about having a romance partner and then got kidnapped by the manifestation of that lie. he tattooed clues all over his body in case his memory got wiped. he doesn't know how to connect with his friends outside of life-threatening situations. he has abandonment issues. his dead dad is a secret agent for heaven. he's canonically hot. he throws up when he's nervous. his nickname is the ball. he loves his mom. he hisses at things. he ran over a guy with his friend's van. he brought back an eldritch entity because he can't let a mystery go. he's even aroace.

[starscelly]

Jason Robertson: "I have to show you something!"

*shows his cat Murphy on his socks*

dallas stars twitter | 01.10.24

[npcproject]

PC 01-1 Darryl Wilson

[worlds-oldest-teenager]

Little Apollo sketch

[nesperus]

Could i pretty please get a Normal still in his cheer mascot era being happy

GO TEENS !!

[detco-hell]

shameless 🙏 who fuckin raised him

[episode 219 - The Gathering of the Detectives! Shinichi Kudo vs. Kaitou Kid]

[macaronniart]

hyrule's specialest guy

[khihi]

no but what a guy fr. finland's sweetheart. onlyfans star (with the homies). has a long and expanding list of accomplished boyfriends. yogurt artist. bück dich (live) enjoyer. masochist. constantly serving looks. several of his friends have had the same hairstyle as him. 68 penalty minutes in 23 games. insane little man <- height of compliments and admiration

nobody's doing it like him, he's my favourite barbie of all time, i love him so much

[dnickels]

Absolutely living for Javert sitting quietly and waiting to be killed like a very good boy. I genuinely do not remember this part of the book so for the past few chapters I've been thinking "surely he has a plan" and maybe so but for now he's going to get such a good grade in sitting still and not making a sound. Marius doesn't even know he's there.

[kermit-coded]

thinking about julio richter. he's mexican. he's been suicidal since his first appearance back in the 80s. he's powerful enough to level california. he threatened to split the earth in half because the guy he was in love with was in trouble. he owns a punk bar. he was one half of marvel's first on-panel same-sex kiss. he's never been in a pride special. he's depressed. he's a little bit of a bitch. he's a hater. he's a character defined by his compassion. he's in love with an alien gladiator from space. he lived with some of the x-men as a teenager. he called his power "vibes". he's a druid. he didn't wear a shirt for a good portion of his early appearances. he's mother nature's special little boy. he's in his twenties. he refuses to go to therapy. he's even gay.

[letmebegaytodd]

[museofvoid-art]

My king

[timetoboldlygo]

yok crying because his mom won't know what happened to him and he thinks it's all his fault and everyone is crying, everyone is going to die, and white who has only been doing this a few months, white who gave up everything to do this with his brother, and the both of them knowing they may lose each other forever to this -- he says "don't you dare let them think we lost"

[historicallyaccuratecheese]

I want to fill Jonathan Sims with milk and throw him against the wall.

I want to put Jonathan Sims in the microwave and watch him explode.

I want to dissect Jonathan Sims and study his insides.

I want to tuck Jonathan Sims into bed gently and give him a kiss on the forehead :).

I WANT TO THROW JONATHAN SIMS OUT OF A HELICOPTER AND HAVE HIM FALL DIRECTLY INTO A PIT THAT LEADS TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH WHERE HE WILL BE INCINERATED.

[road-kill-eater]

[gay-cripply-scientist]

Saw the new spider verse movie today