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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months

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They know what they're doing when they take pictures like this istg

#i start getting self conscious about posting ao much and then realize its my blog i can do what i want #taht is to say: im probably gonna end up posting a lot of him today 😭#i mean i already have but more yknow >:)#HE IS TINY #i need a pic of seb or mark or somehow thats taken from a low angle #so its like theyre looking down at him 🥰#guys hes really this small actually #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 brazilian gp

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leverage-ot3 · 6 months

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I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too)#sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts)#eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned)#the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

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yonch · 3 months

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obligatory hand headcanons (handcanons if you will) for the isats

#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #loop #mirabelle #isabeau #odile #bonnie #my drawings #guys i didn’t say anytjkmg in the tags because i was busy talking about something in a call but i need to speak my truth #i’m really fucked up.over the hand size difference that sif has with evrrubody #but i’m looking really hard at isa especially #im reallg not in a good mindset about it. i think i might be sick #why is he small #why the fuck is he small #why are they so small why are their hands literally in canon almost the same size as bonnie’s #why are they fucking small i’m gonna kill mhself #this is so bad for me dude like it’s actually so bad i might die #*holding my head in my hands* he’s so fuckign small

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beatcroc · 10 months

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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #the noise #fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok #even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail #peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting #pizzaposting #i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e #fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like #he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing #not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time #so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable #total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at #persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast #fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything #except for the rats.

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front-facing-pokemon · 11 months

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#wailmer #he so Appy !:) he so smile. devil may smile #those tiny little eyes up there at the top really make this guy #i don't actually know if this guy even remotely compares in size to wailord. but i think it'd be funnier if they don't. for canon #imagine someone who doesn't know a lot about pokémon gets a wailmer or something. and they keep them. but then they evolve #and fucking. have NOWHERE to go but now they're attached to their trainer so it's a whole thing #that's a little sad actually. what the fuck. how big is this bitch hold on lemme check #only about 6 feet apparently? so. small*ish*. all you wailord owners out there (or some of you who may be wailord yourself) do your best #i believe this'll be posting on the day i should be heading home from california. because i remember posting the one yesterday and thinking #that but i was wrong. so i think this is the one that actually will. so. again good luck future me #i'll perhaps need it

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nashvillethotchicken · 3 months

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Thinking about Lestat seeing Louis’s eating patterns as a waste of his gift/himself while Armand gives Louis food that he literally can not enjoy or digest just so he has something on his stomach

#if i had to give each of louis relationship a theme loustat would be shame and loumand would be enabling #which are both really bad ways of “helping” a partner with an ed #lestats shame and anger tactics only make louis more resentful and less likely to eat #while armand having the little drinks and exotic animals and the human food dont actually deal with louis problem head on-#cus at the end of the day louis is still not eating enough #and i think they really exemplifies both of their trauma and abandonment issues #both of them came up chronically food insecure #lestat was put into the role of provider at a very early age and stayed in that role until he died/was turned #so for him rejecting what lestat gives is like rejecting lestat cus he doesnt have anything else to make him “useful”#and lestats reaction to rejection is anger and control so he tries to shame and control louis into eating more/human #while armand has been abandoned by literally everyone he loves up till this point so for him its like #ok i can make people dtay if i give them what they want and what louis wants is to not feel bad about eating and so armand does that #but it still doesnt get to the root of the issue which is louis having poor coping mechanisms for his grief and other emotions #like either way you slice it. louis is not meeting his nutritional needs. he eats drinks from one guy eats a fox or some other small animal #when he should be having like two dudes at least #and then he has human food which according to anne rice makes vampires vomit up their whole stomach content so...#louis imma send you to my therapist shes great #interview with the vampire #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #ldpdl #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #armand #loumand #loustat #like armand gives louis food he cant eat just so he knows theres something in louis stomach even for a short while

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mo-ok · 2 months

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little guy saga continues this time with the biggest little guys you've ever seen 🤖

#gekiranger #changeman #kakuranger #dairanger #sentai #mecha #power rangers #drawing the robots always feels so daunting i have a bad habit of getting lost in the sauce with all the details and parts and symmetry #but if i make them CUTE and SMALL i can throw accuracy out the window and actually have fun drawing them lmao #changerobo gun shoulders peak design every robot should have gun shoulders #favourite thing about showa sentai is how we only really get one robot so i end up getting VERY. ATTACHED. to the robot by the end #and boy howdy am i attached to changerobo #super kakure daishogun my BELOVED not a day goes by where i dont think about his little fwoggy legs i cannot get over his little fwoggy leg #i've always had a soft spot for geki tohja #he's agile and bouncy and bae always made the fights feel so hype ALSO. big kitty cat x3 #ryuseioh theme goes so fucking hard and you KNOW how i am over polearms i dont think we need to discuss further #2024 art tag #anyone sick of my little guys yet??????? pls dont be sick of my little guys 🥺🥺🥺

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moeblob · 3 days

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Anyway they can change between being tiny and human sized. And when they're tinier they can only be seen by the other fae or their selected humans. So if you just passed Noll on the street while Shavuli was perched on his shoulder chatting away you wouldn't see or hear her.

#my characters #a lot of the fae who are trying to get noll to pick a human take turns joining him as he wanders if he opts to be human sized #if he opts to be small and fly around none of them can actually find him to follow bc he does it precisely to be alone #and makes careful to avoid all of them when he dips #which furthers their friendly obsession with him being their void like where is he we lost him we gotta go bring him back from the abyss!#and hes just off on his own being crippled by anxiety at being a disappointment bc what if he isnt fun enough #absolutely unaware that all his friends are like we gotta go find him hes too good at this #hes going to win the game we have clearly set up to involve humans before he even recruits a human #cause he is TOO GOOD at slipping away ITS NOT FAIR we love him what a weird fae thats our lil guy!#noll really is just out there impressing all of his friends and not knowing hes impressing them bc hes too scared of being abandoned #and i was telling rae but when he does find the human he wants as his for the game #hes like ok so im gonna be honest here i turn into a big sword and you are definitely not going to be strong enough to carry me #and the human just like ok then pick someone else?#and hes like no no i cant you dont get it youre resourceful and im resourceful THEREFORE! i have an idea! just for us!#and then proceeds to shatter himself into shards basically #so that the human can have many smaller easy to control swords rather than one too big sword #and when all of the other fae see it they are absolutely delighted bc they didnt know he could do that! thats so cool! wow! they love him s #and he doesnt tell them that it actually really flippin hurts and being broken is agonizing but he wants to win so badly #anyway hello appreciate the void fae noll and his lil buddy shavuli who can turn into a spear C:#in her human form though she loves to wear hoodies instead of just like .... a skin tight suit with draping fabrics #she does wear biker shorts bc leggy.... she likes to have legs free #but she likes hoodies a lot

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sonknuxadow · 7 months

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sorry i dont really like the shadow is silvers dad theory/headcanon/whatever and part of the reason for it is that people keep presenting it as an actual thing that could be possible even though it makes no sense and all "evidence" people use to back it up is easily disputed

#''they both have white chest fur'' okay ? there are so many other characters who have small physical traits in common #doesnt mean they have to be related #''shadow and silver are lancelot and galahad in sonic and the black knight'' okay and .#im sure there might be SOME meaning to the character choices in the storybook games but i highly doubt their lives are 1 to 1 parallels #or that the character choices are meant to imply anything about the characters that we dont already know #plus amy was nimue and nobody tries to argue that shadow and amy are related because of that?#also im aware that a lot of dad shadow stuff takes place in the future when silver is a baby and shadow has still been alive for a long tim #(which. how would that even work wasnt shadow in stasis again in the future)#but sometimes i see people do it with like present day shadow being a father figure to the silver who time traveled there ?#thats like the horrible combination of people infantilizing silver in a way they dont do with other characters his age or younger #and people pretending shadow is an adult when he isnt . what #also i dont get why people insist that if shadow is silver's dad then the other parent MUST be someone from the existing cast #like . silver is not from a few decades into the future hes from 200 years into the future #none of the characters youre saying shadow is gonna get with are gonna be living that long im sorry to say #and why does silver HAVE to be the child of a couple in the existing cast why cant he just be some random guy #and im not saying every au idea has to perfectly align with canon #but a lot of the people who think shadow is silvers dad arent presenting it as a fun little baseless headcanon #theyre presenting it as an actual plausible theory . when it really isnt .#also ive noticed one of the most common pairings for silvers parents is sonic and shadow .#sorry but that is just not happening i feel so strongly about sonic never wanting to get married or have kids #i think shadow being an older brother figure to silver could be cute .#and the idea of a timeline where shadow doesnt die or get put into stasis or whatever the hell and is still around in silvers time #could be interesting . but im not really on board with the dad thing

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fuck-kirk · 3 months

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I feel like my main beef with the Danny Phantom fandom is that they’re always torturing Danny when Vlad is RIGHT THERE

#mott txt #like come on guys TORTURE THAT OLD MAN #danny phantom #Danny Fenton #dp #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #maybe it’s bc I’m a teacher and I teach kids Danny’s age but I rlly do actually hate content of him getting hurt …hurts my heart #he was only 14 <\3 #like 14 yr olds ate so small and still so child like I hate to imagine it #vlad on the other hand…..beat that old man’s ASS #he deserves it AND it’s sexy #also I just find vlad so interesting and for some reason I’ve always related to him (before s3 at least)#all my fanon headcanons of vlad don’t really include s3 tbh #what am I even talking abt at this point

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kotikaleo · 1 year

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Hello hello, I'm alive!

And I made something incredibly great.

That's Grian inspired stickers!!!! And they all are available at my Etsy shop separate and as whole A5 stickerpack! _____________________

🍂 ETSY LINK 🍂

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I'm still feeling not the best and it takes me a long time to actually draw something or do anything at all, but I am insanely proud of this stickers, please take some time to look at them closely, each of them has a ton of details and love for pesky bird man uwu

#hermitcraft #my art #Grian #Ariana Griande #Grian Cute Guy #cute guy grian #watchers #watcher grian #G-train #mumbo jumbo #he is a lil potat man #He IS actually really small

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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months

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I would commit murder to see the interview these pictures are from

#im feeling very monza 2011 today i guess!!!#nah but seriously PLEASE I WANT TO WATCH THIS SO BAD #I NEED CONTEXT FOR THEIR INCREDIBLY AWKWARD HUG #let me describe these photos for you bcs they are all just peak vettonso:#the first one where theyre smiling and looking at each other 🥰🥰🥰#and the second where theyre both smiling at the interviewer(?)#third and fourth i describe as: twink about to pounce #like seriously seb what is he talking about that is making you look at him like you want to eat him #fifth is sending me like ITS SO AWKWARD AND I LOVE IT #just my fav thing about 2010s vettonso where seb is so excitable and touchy and etc #and nando is like: i dont want to be here rn get him off me DJKFLGL #stop it Fernando. i know you want to.#and then last one idk i really like it. you guys know how i feel abour chairs.#i guess to me theres something about how differently they're sitting #like seb is more open and relaxed and Fernando is a lot more curled up and small #ANYWAYS WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF THIS 😭😭😭😭 I NEED IT #this actually adds to my bafflement abt their dynamic at this gp #bcs this is how the race wknd starts off and isnt it truly wonderful? that fernando then says 3 days later: fuck u my boy #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2011 italian gp #we do a little bit of f1

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oh-allie · 4 months

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some arospec thoughts ive been thinking to say fuck you to allonormativity on vday

the guy on all the caution signs is aroace because i said so

somethin' stupid by frank sinatra is such an aromatic song please see my vision

saiki is totally aroace but i also REALLY like terusai and is that so wrong 😿

having the aromatic, asexual, and aroace tags trending on vday is the funniest thing

happy valentines pooksies <33

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lcvclywon · 15 days

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guys call me crazy but i think if i really really really really tried i could pull woonhak

#yuya brainrot ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #YEAH I AM VRAXT #stop bc let me live #him in that elle photoshoot a while ago made me start tweaking #honestly IF I TRIED HARD ENOUGH I COULD #A SMALL PART OF ME BELIEVES SO.#LIKE I COULD FR IF I PUT SOME EFFORT INTO LOOKING GOOD #let me be delusional PLEASE #ok but no.#i could if i really wanted to #like if i knew the man irl i COULD #if i TRIED #like we’re basically the same age so he’s js another guy so he’s legit like js my classmate and i could frl js date him if i wanted to #this is me coping bc i actually have zero game it’s embarrassing #i cant even ask out cute guys irl i don’t have the balls to ask out kim woonhak #OK BUT #IF IT WAS WOONHAK MAYBE I COULD GROW THE BALLS TO DO SO #guys i might just be tweaking WHO KNOWS.#let me have a little bit of happiness in my life #woonhak wants me trust 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️

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fnaf-confessions-acc · 18 days

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It really bothers me that people keep trying to bring back that awful Phone Guy = Purple Guy theory. Like, let my man be innocent (or at least morally grey), and let Michael have a good mentor who actually cared about him in some way, even if indirectly. I actually really respected FNAF for NOT pulling the overdone twist villain cliche. Characters who are not really bad but who were threatened by the villain/ company they work for are my favourites. Phone Guy deserved some more character development though. I'll admit he was underdeveloped and deserved an outside perspective on him and who he really was.

Confession #86

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #phone guy #i agree with this #like give my man phone guy some character development or at least some lore #i get he was literally only there for small lore drops and to explain how to play the game who only died for the scared but #i liked him back in the days when he was one of the few characters we had #im sad that they just forgot about him #I love hand/whatever he's called unit and all but phone guy is the OG #I'd say bring him back but he's long dead lol and i think it's far too late to go back and actually give him lore #but I would had appreciated if they did that #ik I've said that I won't comment too much on confessions but I really agreed with this one #fnaf confessions

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bumblingbabooshka · 8 months

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Live Fast & Prosper

#VERY funny that the imposter Janeway is sort of doing her accent - did Neelix mention that to her too~??#'Also she talks like a thespian?? Which I guess is how everyone talks in Indiana.'#She also pulled the whole 'we're a workplace but I like to think of us...as a family :)' so you know she's not to be trusted #Also I fuckinglove how into it the guy playing fake Tuvok is...he's like INTO the role. Yet another criminal man obsessed with you #commander...what's your DEAL <3 #I'm such a soft touch dude I felt so bad for the aliens being tricked heheheh #SNRKEHAHAHA ok...Tom & Neelix being pals is actually so funny. They're like 'how could this have happened...we're the toughest most street #smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH #WHEN DID Y'ALL HAVE EDGE~?? /ESPECIALLY/ YOU TOM #Neelix was doing some shady shit (even though we all know he's a sofite) what'd you do besides get thrown in the clink Tom?#People who say there's no like...uhh character-only moments on Voyager just havent watched the show straight up #Neelix & Tom trying to swindle the EMH with a cup game <3 yeah...that's what this is all about #Janeway: (doing a great job being intimidating) / Tuvok: v_v mhm. / Janeway: Tell her all about it Tuvok.#Tuvok: O_O.....um......it's uh...whew it's bad over there....#Janeway: What about the prisons? / Tuvok: Oh yes the-the prisons....they don't give you lotion. You'll be deficient in at least THREE #vitamins before you're even brought to trial / Janeway: That's Enough of...that. <- trying not to laugh #Tuvok: (is an undercover agent) also Tuvok: I'm not good at small talk or improvisation.#Neelix how much did you talk about Tuvok bc this guy's really into it #Neelix: balablabla tuvok blablabla tuvok tuvok bla bla / Dala: ....(god this bitch is gay...good for me good for him)

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