#guys im like... lowkey obsessed with this song...

[hiddenbeks]

obsessed with liah and alek's dynamic btw......

[tsunomenom]

my fault: lando | ln4 smau

♡ summary: you star in my fault: london and the internet can’t stop comparing your onscreen love interest to your real life boyfriend, lando norris

♡ pairing: lando norris x singer/actress!reader

♡ warnings: use of yn, fluff, established relationship

♡ faceclaim: asha banks

♡ a/n: i watched my fault london and couldn’t stop thinking about how fun a smau with asha as the faceclaim would be 😭

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🎵 YN LN • Feel The Rush

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yourusername My Fault: London is OUT!!!! AGHHH 😭🥲 i’m so proud of this movie and everyone who worked on it!! plus my song Feel The Rush is in the end credits (WTF 🥹🥹🥹) so go WATCH GUYS!!! and if that’s not enough to convince you there’s a mclaren cameo 😏

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user854 “mclaren cameo” got me thinking lando just gonna pop up 😪

user206 but no queen meant an actual mclaren 🥲🥲

user173 ACTUALLY PEAK WATTPAD CINEMA 😍😍

user035 wattpad cinema is crazy 😭

pietra.pilao talented girl 🥰

yourusername love you p 😚🙃

mattbroome3 vroom vroom 🏎️ ♥︎ by author

user840 ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED

lando MY BEAUTIFUL TALENTED PRETTY TOTAL BABE OF A GIRLFRIEND EVERYONE 😍😩😝

maxfewtrell damn mate could you be anymore whipped

yourusername shush you muppet (don’t stop keep complimenting me) 🤭😝

yourusername maxfewtrell literally stfu who invited you 😒

user387 FAVORITE WAG EVER (she ate in this guys go watch it 🥹🥹🥹)

user218 guys hear me out nick is eerily lando coded….

user876 STOP CAUSE I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😭😭

user321 THEY LOOK ALIKE FFS 💀

lilymhe best movie every pretty girl 🫶🏻

yourusername MWAH LOVE YOU BIG 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

lilyzneimer i’ve watched this way too many times i fear 🫣😭

yourusername BYEEEE ILYY

user530 the sequel is a NEEED 😭

primevideo buckle up

user408 she’s actually so pretty 😭😪

user032 when she can’t escape guys who drive mclarens >> ♥︎ by author

user321 ICONIC TBH

hattiepiastri can lando fight?

riabish no 🙂‍↔️

yourusername no (but he’d try) ☺️

maxfewtrell no he can’t

lando literally wtf 😀

hattiepiastri movie eats and so do you!!!

yourusername MWAH MWAH MWAH 😚😚😚

—— twitter

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user912 ITS SOOO GOOD (BUT THE MCLAREN)

user773 THE FUCKING MCLAREN & THE LICENSE PLATE 😭😭😭

user912 LIKE THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE 💀 ♥︎ by author

user775 YN LOOKED SO GOOOOD 😭

user773 HONESTLYYYYYYY

user925 THE NL LICENSE PLATE MADE ME CRASH OUT

user021 IT WAS CRAZY BEHAVIOR

user044 the actor even lowkey looks like lando 😭😭

user773 no cause they have some similarities it’s kinda scary 😭😭

user923 yn’s onscreen version having the same type as her irl is real af though

user773 honestly if you’re gonna kiss someone in a movie might as well be your bf’s lookalike 😭😭

user856 ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE I LOOK PAST THE WATTPADYNESS OF IT 😭😭😭

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user550 BYE THATS DIABOLICAL 😭😭😭😭

user773 i hope yn sees these tweets cause this is wild 😭😭

user410 DONT WISH THAT ON ME OMFG-

user887 lando and matt ignoring that they’re kinda twins: 🧑‍🦯 ♥︎ by author

user444 yn’s too chronically online for you guys to be this bold 😭😭

user410 whoops 🥲

user923 mad respect for coming up with that one

yourusername STOP STFU 😭😭

user410 NO LOOK AWAY MY LOVE IM SOOO SORRY

user773 OH HI QUEEN 😭😭😭

user076 STOP U GUYS SCARRED HER SHE’LL NEVER INTERACT WITH US AGAIN 💀

yourusername GUYS NO DONT MAKE THIS A THING WTF-🥲🥲🥲

user923 ml i fear this is already a thing 😬

user176 LOOK AWAY LOOOK AWAYYYY

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snippet of YN LN & Matthew Broome youtube interview for My Fault: London

(pic 1: interviewer: now i'd be remissed if i didn't ask... YN how do we feel about fans online saying Nick and Lando have similarities? Matt: *laughs* YN: I honestly still don't see it! but i showed Lan a few of the tweets i saw and we all have seen many tiktoks—)(pic 2: Matt: i sent her and lando a few on instagram and was like this is f***ing nuts mates and we had a proper laugh about it YN: *laughs* it got worse when lan's siblings started seeing the comparisons and told him "he has your f***ing license plate!" but honestly i think we all just find it a funny coincidence! i mean nick does have a mclaren with a custom license plate *you shrug*)(pic 3: Matt: *laughs* although she's not a fan of me and lando calling each other twin which we have started doing just to mess with her! YN: it actually makes me mental it's the worst! Interviewer: *laughs*)

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user807 STOPP THEY THINK THE COMPARISONS ARE HILARIOUS

user776 YN is so unserious i love her 😭😭😭

user446 matt and lando calling each other twin is fucking hilarious 😭😭

user007 it honestly makes me so happy 😭😭

user310 okay but the similarities are so glaringly obvious 😭😭

user820 i love that lando has always been close to yn’s costars

user885 its boyfriend goals tbh

user431 such a good movie and the offscreen chemistry is adorable (platonic obvs)

user522 YN CALLING LANDO LAN FUCKS ME UP ISTG 😭😭😭

user032 MUM AND DAD HONESTLY

user001 love that she was probably giggling over the tweets with lando 😭😭😭😭

user045 f1 winter break has us so bored we all watched a movie because the main guy looked a little like lando norris 😭😭

user465 speak for yourself i watched for my fav wag yn‼️

user777 drop the sequel 😩😩😩😩

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🎵 Charli xcx • Vroom Vroom

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yourusername 1 week of My Fault: London!!! as a treat for streaming enjoy my lando cosplay 😚🙃☺️

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user281 giving f1 driver 😍

user021 YN could drive an f1 car but lando couldn’t play Noah 😌😌 ♥︎ by author

mclaren contract is on its way 📝

yourusername mwah admin 🥰 (i will win the wdc for you bby)

lando you can’t give her my job… admin..? zak..? andrea..?

mclaren lando sorry who is lando norris? we only know YN LN 🤷‍♀️ ♥︎ by author

user630 i have watched it four times (ITS AMAAAZZZZINGGG) ♥︎ by author

lando i’ve watched it 10 get on my level 🤨

user630 lando pack it up nick leister wannabe

yourusername user630 BYE 😭

user388 ICON LEGEND GIVE HER THE WDC ALREADY HONESTLY

lilymhe woaaah racing driver 😍

yourusername 😝😏

alex_albon i- wow

lando you soooooooooooo pretty 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

yourusername omg it’s lando norris 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢

lando u single????? can i have ur numberrrrrrr 😍😍

yourusername noo i have a bf 😨😨😨

lando yourusername NOOOOO 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

maxfewtrell sometimes you make me question why i’m friends with you 🙂‍↔️

yourusername maxfewtrell wdym? aren’t you his wag??

user995 SOOOO PRETTYYYY 😍

mattbroome3 quick like norris quick like lando norris 🏎️🏎️

lando hey that’s me 🫢

mattbroome3 lando wait- twin… is that you?

yourusername don’t be slow stegosaurus..? 🏎️

yourusername mattbroome3 stfu 🙂

pietra.pilao missed opportunity to use sports car as the song 😪

yourusername YOURE SO RIGHT 🥲

user886 actually obsessed 😭😪

user930 ICONS

user765 so… anyone else think these two look cute together??

user176 no. that’s just you.

user004 hey so she has this really really cool bf and doesn’t enjoy being shipped with costars! hope this helps! 🙂

user032 go away.

lando some people shouldn’t have the internet.

yourusername NO THEY REALLY DONT 🙂

yourusername lando istg 😭😭

riabish actually best racing driver i’ve ever seen 🤷‍♀️

yourusername it’s true get me in that mclaren zbrownceo

lando yourusername hey so that’s my boss 🙂

yourusername lando i know 😊

user912 she’s gonna pull the race scene this season and race for lando 😭😭😭 ♥︎ by author

user321 ik this is a joke but pls could you IMAGINE 😭😭😭😭

user995 this photo is actually papaya’s lineup this season

user039 all i see is best driver ever and walmart lando 🏎️🏎️

user995 user039 WALMART LANDO IS CRAZY 😭😭

lando YOURE CRAZY IF YOURE NOT STREAMING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVIE‼️‼️‼️‼️

yourusername guys… i think he might kinda like me 🤭🤭🤭

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🎵 Tate McRae • 2 Hands

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lando.jpg movie star 🏎️

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user921 HE REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD TO SHOW OFF HIS GIRLFRIEND YASSSSS 😍😍

lnfour our favorite movie star!! ♥︎ by author

pietra.pilao the models hot can i have her number??

lando.jpg no.

yourusername yes 🤭

maxfewtrell yourusername you can’t steal my girlfriend!

user982 he remembered his password ‼️‼️‼️

user765 give her all the awards‼️ ♥︎ by author

primevideo movie star? or supermodel? 😍

yourusername omg 🤭🤭🤭

lando.jpg watch it 😒

quadrant we 🫶 YN

user254 coolest movie star in the world 😍😍

user087 my fault is such a good movie and YN slayyed 🤩

mattbroome3 omg guys twin posted‼️

yourusername STFU 😭😭😭

lando.jpg ITS MY TWIN ☺️☺️

maxfewtrell lando.jpg i thought i was your twin 🥲😕

user470 using 2 hands on a pic of his gf is so real 😭😭

user708 i love him for that tbh

user003 it’s fucking iconic 😭😭

user034 MOM AND DAD FRFR

user007 OBSESSED FAVORITE WAG TALENTED QUEEN 😍😍

user517 models are lucky YN chose acting and singing for a career cause DAMN 😍😍

user021 HONESTLY

lilyzneimer ITS MY FAVORITE RACING DRIVER YN LN 😍😍

yourusername FLATTERED AFFF 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

oscarpiastri this just… this just hurts 😕

lando.jpg damn that’s cold 😭😭

lilymhe mm real af mine too 🤭

alex_albon lilymhe OKAY—

yourusername AHH I LOOK GOOD 🤭🤭🤭🤭

lando.jpg YOU ALWAYS LOOK GOOD 😍😍😍😍

yourusername i love youuuuu this is so cutesyyyy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

lando.jpg MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD TALENTED AMAZING BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU TOO 🥹🫶🫶

[ddeokz]

STAY WITH ME ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ 신이 우릴 허락 안 해도 - J.SC

trope down bad!sungchan x clueless!reader ⊹₊⋆ fluff, (it’s tooth rotting fluff) fem!reader they are in collage- an ˎˊ˗ he's just a softie idk- reader is CLUELESS and I mean that🙂‍↕️ ⤷ …. riizebrary! + song to read 2!

✦downbad!sungchan who.. never let's you walk alone- not at night, not at the ass crack of dawn ur safety is the most important thing to him he's not afraid of defending you at anytime.

✦downbad!sungchan who.. notices the way your eyes pause on little trinkets at the mall, its always the stuff you say "I really like it but i'd never buy it myself :(" to.. weeks later he shows up with them and for some reason it makes your heart flutter that your best friend even remembered.

✦downbad!sungchan who.. lets you do his make up, nails and put stickers all over him without even having to ask twice because what other way would he want to spend his weekend?

✦downbad!sungchan who.. remembers your order at ALL places so when they get it wrong and your too scared to tell them he doesn't hesitate saying something along the lines of "she doesn't like foam on hers- oh and can you make it strawberry instead of vanilla? thanks."

✦downbad!sungchan who.. has multiple playlist based off you- one with your initials, one with an emoji that reminds him of you, and one with a picture of the two of you. The best part is when you ask him about it he just goes "huh really? i mean i guess i wasn't paying attention to what i was putting.." and then laughs it off (spoiler alert: of course he knew he just got shy.)

✦downbad!sungchan who.. lowkey crashes out when you respond extremely dry- (in your defense you've never been a good texter..) he shoves his face in his pillow and texts his friends "she doesn't want me i wanna die"

✦downbad!sungchan who.. writes your name in the corners of his notebook with little scribbles and hearts like he's in some 2000's disney channel romcom movie and when you steal his notebook to copy his notes your face get's surprisingly hot and you pout thinking he's playing some mean joke on you.

✦downbad!sungchan who.. buys you flowers cuz "pretty girls deserve pretty flowers" and you reply with "I'm so lucky to have a best friend like you" (wishing he meant it in a romantic way- well.. you'll catch on soon enough.. i hope)

✦downbad!sungchan who.. can't take it anymore.. he doesn't understand how you can't tell that he's like... crazily obsessed with you. so he makes a plan.. plan: confess to yn starts now! and as he's randomly sneaking off and canceling plans to make the perfect place to ask you out your thinking he's found someone and it'll never go anywhere..

✦downbad!sungchan who.. plans a beautiful picnic in the spot you met, (which caught you off guard because- what abt that new person he was seeing?! is this not too romantic??) than starts jumbling up his words because of how nervous he is. But he finally spits it out all the things he's been wanting to say and all the times he wished you weren't just friends.

✦downbad!sungchan who.. covers his face after word vomiting all over you- bracing himself for rejection but you... don't? you grab his hands and smile as wide as possible before softly saying "I never knew you liked me channie i don't wanna be friends either 'wanna be yours" and he swears he could die right then and there.

and finally ✦downbad!sungchan whos.. not just your friend anymore but your boyfriend . your boyfriend who treats you so good and you couldn't ask for anything more. (well maybe you could ask for a ring but that's a story for another time-)

ahhh!! I hope you guys had fun reading this as much as I had fun writing it 🥺 it’s my first written post and im a little nervy LMAOO anyways we love downbad!sungchan- but who next??

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙meme | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: none rly it's jus fun & fluff

summary: in which you love causing mischief and mayhem and both of your fans eat it up

a/n: i liked this request but had no idea how to rly like execute it in fic at all but i had the idea just to have them being silly on the tl hahah hope that works ok & u guys like it?! sorry if it's shorttt

request!!!: idea!!! omg have you seen that girl on tiktok, i think she goes by dj mandy, and she pretends to be a serious dj and mashups the most random songs with a straight face,,, im picturing landos girlfriend with that type of humour in a fic😭

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

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landonorris ok

landonorris why do you always pick these random pics of me to post like we dont have any nice pics ?

yourusername funnyy

landonorris ur the only one laughing

oscarpiastri not true

danielricciardo i laughed too

carlossainz55 and me

landonorris oh great. her minions are here

user5 i love y/n's aesthetic photo dumps being ruined by lando 💀

user6 nah it adds to the vibes imo

user7 my fav wag

user8 she's soo funny she doesn't care what anyone thinks at all 💀

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yourusername ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff rufffff

yourusername thts my man thts my man

yourusername awoooo awoo awoo 🌙

carlossainz55 what you doing right now

yourusername howling at the moon. you?

landonorris dont question her carlos

yourusername omg. he's defending my weird behaviour ...... 😊

landonorris well yes. no one else will

carlossainz55 🤨🤨🤨

user12 he is so pretty

user13 omg lol at y/n going feral in the comments 💀

user14 im obsessed with her

user15 my fav couple ever

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yourusername on tht gang shittt

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landonorris what you on about gang shit for

yourusername isnt it cool

landonorris no not at all

yourusername right well i heard george say it

georgerussell63 liar

yourusername someone british said it

georgerussell63 well it wasnt bloody me

user16 y/n getting bullied in the comments by british men 💀

user17 awww her & lando r so in love even tho they are always bullying eachother

user18 lol she's so funny

user19 as if george russell would ever say something like gang shit 😭

yourbff "gang shit" & there's absolutely no one else in the pics apart from ur bf on a tv

landonorris right? that's what im saying

yourusername ok sorry for using it incorrectly i'll do better next time.

yourusername

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yourusername on that gang shit for real this time

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landonorris this one i'll allow however why am i last

lilymhe dont take it personally lando

yourusername u deserve it for bullying me about saying gang shit

alex_albon it's true you barely even deserve a spot at all lando

landonorris right well you guys are mean

carlossainz55 hey bestie hey bestie hey bestie hey bestie

landonorris stop harassing my girlfriend

yourusername hey carlos miss you

user20 not carlos spamming hey bestieee

user21 omgg i didnt know she's friends with alex and lily

user22 she's lowkey friends with everyone😭😭

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landonorris she's not getting rid of me that easy

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danielricciardo if you guys actually broke up and her first reaction to it was to post taylor swift lyrics with a george russell meme you have every right to be mad

yourusername LOL soo valid

landonorris i wouldn't even be surprised if she did this

danielricciardo me neither

yourusername urm i would never do that

oscarpiastri you sure?

yourusername not you too oscar 😔

user26 AWWW

user27 this is lando's equivalent of a dog pissing on a lamppost

user28 marking his territoryyyyy iktrrr

yourbff aww you love her for real

landonorris well duh have you seen her.

user29 AWWWW soppy lando

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yourusername my life as a (the best) wag & i wouldn't have it any other way

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lilymhe will challenge you for best wag spot

yourusername tbh i'd let you have it

lilymhe awww we can share it 🥰

user30 aww y/n being srs for once

user31 AHH my favs

user32 favs being soppy & cute on main 🥰

user33 y/n is so me. weird & cute!

user34 fr she's just one of the girls

user35 no literally i want her to be my bff

landonorris not you being nice and normal for once

yourusername ruff ruff ruff bark bark bark awoooo awoo awoooo bark bark bark!!!

landonorris right well. nevermind

yourusername I LOVE YOU!!!

landonorris i love you more sweetheart

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[bambisnc]

     [OPERATION : true love] or, how likely riize is to NOT confess!

 PAIRING : ot7 x reader! GENRE : crack/fluff CW/TW : food mention WC : 495!  SUGGESTED 🎧: love me back, fromis_9 XOXO : queued smth :3 + [m.list]

౨ ˖ 大崎将太郎 : OSAKI SHOTARO ৎ ⋆

[2/10] - cutie would plan out eveyrhting the moment he sees you and has that italicised oh moment - i'm talking your favorite flowers delivered by hand followed by your ideal date + lots of fairy lights/candles. trust me.) and woo you exactly how you deserve to be wooed <3 would get a little anxious about making everything perfect for you tho

౨ ˖ 송은석 : SONG EUNSEOK ৎ ⋆

[7/10] - he'd lowkey be such a tsundere ... thanks to my talk w mai i'm fully convinced he's the Only academic rival to lover to exist. would for sure pine after you silently and end up confessing in the middle of an argument. you know like "why do YOU care who i'm going out?" "BECAUSE. i like you. okay bye."

౨ ˖ 정성찬 : JUNG SUNGCHAN ৎ ⋆

[928304219283/10] - im biased sorry. but you can't tell me you don't see best friend!him being so obsessed with you - like all your friends know it, hell even you know it but the guy himself refuses to admit. is so "we're besties!! it's natural for us to hug and hold hands and make out between classes in the janitors closet :D i mean what. i didnt say anything" coded like c'mon

౨ ˖ 박원빈 : PARK WONBIN ৎ ⋆

[a solid 13/10] - i feel like he'd be really conflicted. like on one hand he'd rather you be the one to confess but on the other he wants to do like a huge romantic gesture and be the one to confess to you. i can imagine there being this one phase of time where he'd kinda start ignoring you to get you to reach out to him or wtv tactics the insta/tiktok girlies (gn) teach him too

౨ ˖ 홍승한 : HONG SEUNGHAN ৎ ⋆

[5/10] - okay but i see him either just randomly blurting it out of nowhere over a voice call or while ur ft-ing ("hey this cat reminded me of u" "aww haha im in love with you" "WHAT") OR doing it via a more traditional, thought out kinda way ... maybe like making you a gift or writing you a love letter/song :(( <3

౨ ˖ 이소희 : LEE SOHEE ৎ ⋆

[4/10] - bbg is confessing to you so fast. he'd only do it once he confirms (multiple times) that you both like each other though. is immediately planning the best way he could confess to you. does all his necessary research, books everything in advance - goes all out to ensure there's no hitches, basically. him and taro probably share notes

౨ ˖ 이찬영 : LEE CHANYOUNG ৎ ⋆

[11/10] - bro is Not confessing. you can feel free to tho he'll say yes obvi! as soon as he gains back enough conherence after he (half) faints that is. for sure the type to get you soso many gifts and he'd try to be so casual about it too "hey i got u a customized acessroies set with the fav flower/colour you like" "anton wtf" "uh no dw i had an extra hahaha". def gets u guys matching stuff a lot too

𐙚 . regulars : none yet! ⋆

  [@bambisnc] 2k24

[taeyongdoyoung]

blessed-cur(s)ed

summary: your bestie is obsessed with the idea of your blood but there's a chance it might kill him so he dares you to try it on the most popular guy in your school for supernatural beings pairing: vampire!heeseung x powerless witch!reader side couple: future vampire!sunoo x (idk what!)sunghoon implied at the end 👀 genre: fantasy, humour, romance, lowkey insta-love but actually classmates to lovers? warnings: flirty bestie!sunoo (yes, that's a warning in itself), nerdy AND popular guy!heeseung (canon event, methinks), mentions of blood, talks of death, experiments, book of cur(s)es, the bet trope with a twist, attempted murder (but not really), kissing, biting, kneeling, swearing, song references author's note: happy halloween, everyone! 🧛 i wanted to write something spooky-themed for the occasion and what better way than vampire enha to celebrate ❤️ i accidentally deleted my fic like a 🤡 so im reposting lol

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"I want to drink your blood sooo bad," Sunoo, your vampire bestie, keeps telling you.

Now, you may find that a bit strange. How is he a vampire and why are you so chill about it? Well, the thing is, you've been attending a school for supernatural beings for the past couple of years.

You come from a family of witches, but your powers haven't manifested yet. There is completely nothing special about you.

Well, except for one thing. Your blood, apparently. Your witchy ancestors loved experimenting with their own blood and according to some old book containing curses and other supernatural information, they turned it into a poison for vampires.

Which can be problematic, considering your bestie's obsession with how good you smell.

"Sunoo, shut up, I keep telling you that my blood and that of my entire family can literally kill you!" you repeat for what feels like the hundredth time only this month.

"Pfft, don't tell me you still believe that stupid old book? Your ancestors probably lied 'cause they were afraid vampires would bleed them dry. I mean, judging by your amazing smell, your great-grandparents' scent was probably just as tempting to vampires," Sunoo argues passionately.

"You can't risk it, Sunoo! I don't wanna lose my best friend just because you can't control your urges," you sigh loudly.

"Oh I can control myself alright, I've been living on deer and rabbits for as long as I remember. Just one tiny taste, honeypie, pleaseee, I swear, you won't even feel it," Sunoo continues the incessant begging. "My fangs aren't that sharp."

"Sunoo, no! I'm not even worried about myself, I trust your dorky ass, but you can literally die," you constantly remind him.

"Can being the key word!" Sunoo, ever the optimist says. "But what if I don't? What if your ancestors were full of shit?"

"No, die is the key word!" you fight back. "I can't lose my best friend. No means no."

"Ughhh," Sunoo complains even more. "What if we test it on someone?"

"What?!" you hiss-whisper.

"Some other vampire. What if we convince them to drink your blood and see if they die," Sunoo suggests boldly.

"That's attempted murder!" you look around to make sure none of your classmates heard you. Maybe it's a good thing most of them are so preoccupied with their own looks that they pay no attention to you two...

"It's not if they survive!" Sunoo keeps looking from the bright side.

"You're crazy," you shake your head. But the idea does sound fun...Wait, no, you're not even considering it!

"What about him?" Sunoo murmurs in your ear, just as someone enters the classroom.

It's Heeseung. Only the most popular guy in your school. The most liked, the most talented in all subjects, the most unattainable.

There's no way you could ever pull him. There's no way you could even convince him to drink your blood.

"Only vampires from my family know about the book of curses your family possesses," Sunoo nudges you gently. "You just have to get him alone and I'm sure he'll bite. Both literally and metaphorically."

You shake your head in disagreement.

"He won't. He's wayyy out of my league."

"That's bullshit and you know it," Sunoo rolls his eyes. "You're very pretty and you smell incredible! I bet you taste so sweet-"

"Dude, your obsession with my smell and potential taste is deeply concerning," you point out.

"Talk to him. I bet he'll be interested."

"What's in it for me? I don't wanna kill the guy..."

"You won't, I'm pretty sure. But just in case, I'll...say I killed him. If he happens to...you know. Not that vampires are alive in the first place, but whatever."

"That's the bare minimum, considering it's your idea,"

"Ugh, fine. I'll do your assignments till the end of the year," Sunoo promises. Knowing he's among the top students, constantly battling with Heeseung for the first place, this sounds like a very tempting offer. And considering this is your last year of high school...

"Deal," you shake his hand and get up from your chair. There are still a couple of minutes till class starts. So, you do the one thing you never thought you'd be able to do.

You approach THE Lee Heeseung.

"Um, hi," you greet him.

"You talking to me?" Heeseung looks up from his phone in curiosity.

"Yeah. Sorry, am I bothering you, Heeseung?"

"No, you're good," Heeseung chuckles and God, that sound is so smooth. "I just didn't think you knew my name."

"Are you kidding me? You're like the most famous guy in our entire school."

"I've been told. Is that why we've never talked for...um, let me think, the past four years?"

"Maybe so," you laugh nervously. "Sorry. You're kinda intimidating, you know that?"

"Me?" Heeseung repeats cutely, as if he's never heard a more ridiculous claim. "No way. So, did you want to ask me something?"

"Erm, yes, actually. Do you wanna hang out sometime? Like...do homework or stuff?"

"Sure, that sounds nice. Your place or mine?" he immediately agrees which is a huge shock to you.

Your place is out of the question. Your witchy parents would be furious if they found out you're trying to get a vampire to drink your blood. And his place sounds just as bad. If the poor guy drops dead in his own home with you being there, his vampire parents would be unhappy, to say the least.

"How about the forest?" you blurt out without thinking.

"The forest? That's a strange place for doing homework, no?"

"It's, um, quieter than the library," you respond dumbly.

"Forest it is," Heeseung complies to your complete amazement. "See you after class?"

"Yes, that'd be awesome," you mumble and hurry back to your seat as the teacher enters the classroom.

"How did it go?" Sunoo asks you quietly.

"He agreed to go out with me," you reply, still in shock.

"See? I told you he'd bite," Sunoo says with a wink.

But instead of being happy, you're dreading it. Because Heeseung seems like a really nice guy. And you're planning to use him as a guinea pig! And for what? To appease Sunoo's silly idea and get him to do your assignments for a year?

Class ends sooner than you'd like and you meet up with Heeseung in the forest near the school.

Little does your inexperienced ass know that your other classmates use the forest as a hook-up place! So, when Heeseung has no intention of doing any homework with you and kisses you without warning, you find yourself in an even more unexpected predicament. You're kissing him back, because duh, this is THE Lee Heeseung. When a chance like that appears right in front of you, you take it and don't let go. He smells and tastes so good and you finally get Sunoo's obsession with you. Heeseung wraps his fingers in your hair, deepening the kiss. Damn, you never expected he'd be into you! You're enjoying this unbelievable moment to the fullest when suddenly, he breaks the kiss and asks:

"Can I bite you? Just once, I promise. You just smell sooo freaking nice," Heeseung begs as if in a daze.

Fuck. If Sunoo was here, he'd tell you to agree rightaway. But your moral compass happens to be stronger than your loyalty to Sunoo's weird idea.

"I'm sorry, Heeseung, but no."

"I swear, I won't hurt you," he keeps pleading. Damnit, he's turning into Sunoo 2.0.

"It's not that. I feel terrible now, but I haven't been entirely honest with you. There is this old book of curses that my family possesses. And in it, it says my ancestors did some experiments with their blood. Apparently, theirs and my blood can be poisonous to vampires. If you bite me...you can literally die," you confess in a hurry, before you can change your mind. Heeseung deserves to know the truth.

"So...you approached me to actually do homework?" Heeseung blinks, still confused.

"No, I approached you because my dumbass best friend wanted me to use you as a test. To see if my blood is actually like sweet venom to vampires so he can get a taste of me next," you tell him everything like a fool.

"Oh," Heeseung appears so crest-fallen your heart is genuinely breaking for him.

You drop to your knees guiltily.

"I'm so sorry. Feel free to kill me."

"Not if you kill me first," Heeseung smirks coldly and attacks your neck with his fangs.

Fuck, no! You try to push him away but he's too strong! What is wrong with him? You literally just told him he might die if he drinks your blood. Why is he doing this? Is he suicidal or something?! You keep attempting to get him off of you but it's no use. As your blood is entering his system, you begin to feel so weak and dizzy. Oh, well. You kinda deserve it.

Just as your eyes are about to close and you are on the verge of losing consciousness, Heeseung's teeth leave your skin. He holds you in his arms so that you don't fall.

"Sorry, did I go too hard on you?" he asks sweetly, ever the gentleman.

"Are you crazy? What part of you can literally die did you not understand?"

"I apologize. You just smell and apparently, taste, so fucking sweet, I couldn't possibly resist. I won't do it again, I swear."

"That's right, you won't. Cause you will be dead!" you repeat, feeling completely exasperated.

"Oh, sweetheart, I'm already dead," he jokes. "But seriously, my reading shows there is a huge chance old books like that are not entirely reliable. I probably should have told you that sooner..."

"Yeah, you should have!" you try to be angry but you also feel so worried for him. Even though you don't know him that well, you've already gotten attached.

"I'm really sorry," Heeseung repeats.

"Why are you apologizing? What if this actually kills you?"

"Oh, I know you'll be the death of me."

So, you wait. Nothing immediately happens, which would be reassuring, if it wasn't for Heeseung's desire to keep kissing you, as if it's the most normal thing in the world to do. Boys...

A while later, you both go to your own respective homes. The next day, you arrive at the school, informing Sunoo of what recently transpired. He's really excited that Heeseung is still alive and wants to drink from you as soon as possible. But you tell him to wait a little longer.

When the first class starts and Heeseung isn't there, you think nothing of it. Maybe he overslept. But when the second class starts and Heeseung still hasn't showed up, you begin to worry. He's the best student, he never misses class, he's so diligent and hard-working.

Fuck. You killed him. That's why he's not coming to school. You immediately rush out of the classroom, ignoring your teacher's harsh reprimands. You'll deal with that later.

That is when it hits you. You don't even know where Heeseung lives. And what would you do even if you did? Show up at his place, asking his parents: "Um, sorry, but is your son still alive? You know, regardless of being a vampire?"

That would be even crazier than what happened yesterday. You run into the forest to escape your growing panic. You run and you run until you no longer remember which way the school is.

And that is when the miracle happens. You spot him! Sitting next to a tree.

"Heeseung! You're alive!" you scream in relief and rush to hug him.

"Of course I'm alive, silly," Heeseung chuckles, hugging you back.

"Why didn't you come to class?" you explain your worries to him.

"I was feeling unbelievably peckish. Thought I'd hunt for some wild animals, but nothing helped. I'm still hungry as hell."

"That's strange," you reply. "Do you think it could be because of my blood? Do you feel any different?"

"I don't know," Heeseung shrugs. "I'm just so fucking hungry. Can I bite you again, please?"

"No, Heeseung, we still don't know whether or not it's lethal. It just might take more time. If you drink more of my blood, something bad could happen."

"You're right, I know," Heeseung's head drops in disappointment. "Forget I even asked."

"I have a turkey sandwich in my bag?" you offer. "I know vampires don't eat food like that but still..."

"You know what? That sounds really delicious, can I please try it?"

"Um, sure," you don't know why he's asking so politely since you literally just suggested it. As you unwrap and hand him the sandwich, you are amazed by how quickly he devours it.

"Damn, this was the best meal I've ever had!" Heeseung exclaims in surprise.

"Huh," you blink at him and touch his forehead on a whim. Why is it so warm? He was freakishly cold yesterday. "Are you feeling sick?"

"No, I feel much better after this sandwich, why?"

"Erm, not to concern you or anything but your skin is like super warm."

"That's...not normal for a vampire," Heeseung reasons.

"Exactly," you respond and touch his wrist with your fingers. Squeezing his veins lightly you feel something. Something that shouldn't exist. Something that you previously thought impossible. "Um, Heeseung...you have a pulse."

"What?!" he checks for himself, confirming what you just said as true. "Do you happen to know where I can read that book of your ancestors?"

"I carried it in my bag today, just in case," you praise your past self for being so clever and pull out the old book, handing it to Heeseung.

As he reads the section that contains information about your ancestors' blood.

Heeseung nods in contemplation as he finds the thing he's looking for.

"Just as I thought. This book isn't the original text your ancestors wrote. It's a translation. Or maybe I should say a mistranslation. Look, here," he points to a particular place with his finger. "It says forever cursed shall be the vampire that our blood drinks but the grammar is all wonky. Not easy to spot. It should be forever cured. I think your blood has the ability to turn vampires into humans."

"So...you're a human now?" you blink in surprise.

"I guess so."

"Fuck, Heeseung, I'm so sorry!" you cry out apologetically.

"Are you kidding? I've wanted to turn human my whole life!"

"What, why? Why give up immortality?"

"Because I just want to a normal, boring life, marry the girl of my dreams, settle down, have kids. Is that too much to ask for?"

"No, I get it," you sigh wistfully. "My parents are so disappointed in me and the fact that my witchy powers haven't manifested yet. But what if that's all I have? Just a normal girl whose blood turns vampires into humans..."

"There's nothing normal about you," Heeseung chuckles but the way he says it makes it sound like a compliment. "Hey, does that offer for doing homework in the forest still stand?"

"Sounds great to-" you don't even get to finish your sentence because Heeseung is kissing you again. Damn, you forgot that the word forest was code for making out.

Oh, well, there are worse things you could do...

Bonus:

"So, can I drink your blood now?" Sunoo asks.

"Bro, did you not hear what I just said? I turned the most popular vampire in our school for supernatural beings into a human! He can no longer even go to our school. His parents must be furious with me. I'm lucky they haven't killed me. Hell, I'm lucky they're letting me date him. I really don't get it."

"You know that doesn't sound too bad to me, right?" Sunoo keeps begging.

"I may have survived Heeseung's parents but what makes you think I'll survive yours?"

"You're my best friend. They'll get over it," Sunoo shrugs carelessly.

"You're literally addicted to the idea of my blood. Get help!"

"You wanna kiss me so bad it make you look stupid," Sunoo sticks his tongue out childishly.

"You wish," you roll your eyes.

"Do you think Heeseung will be mad at me if I bite you? Oh, right, he's human now, so he can't hurt me," Sunoo leans in.

"Sunoo, no!" you try to push him away.

"You'll let me one day, I know it," Sunoo grins widely, showing you his sharp fangs.

They might scare another witch, but not you. You know how powerful your blood is and while Heeseung was miraculously happy to turn into a human, 99% of the vampire population would rather die than become humans. So, you believe you're safe with Sunoo. For now. If you can only find someone whose scent is more tempting to him than yours...

"Good morning, everyone! Today we have a new student, his name is Sunghoon," the teacher announces all of a sudden. "Let's welcome him!"

"Hi, Sunghoon!" the class says in unison.

"Damnit, he smells incredible," Sunoo whispers in your ear.

Ah shit, here we go again...

The End

[losver07]

GUYS WTF WE'RE AT 100 FOLLOWERS

JSJDJSJFKDNCKDKSKXKNC HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

okay okay first of all THANKS???? like omg jdbckdnckfj im kinda freaking out a little bit i wasn't really aware of how many people actually read my shit on here lmao

OKAY! i'm going to do one of those ask things because i think they're really fun and i don't know what else to do if not that! so yeah!

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moots! (you know who you are hehehe)

you can suggest either of these:

🪐 i write something for you! you tell me what, i'll just write a short-ish thing, either fanfic or any other ideas you give me <3 (you can choose english or spanish too!)

🎨 i make you a lil doodle! digital or traditional, idc, a sketchy portrait or a drawing of a fluffy cat or whatever you wish!

🪞 i tell you what piece of art reminds me of you! and i mean paintings, novels, sonnets, films, sculptures, whateverrr

📼 song rec! pretty self-explanatory but you get a song that i am obsessed with and that reminds me of you somehow! this will probably be very unhinged and very funny AND very gay

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literally anyone (moots included in this too, obviously!)

🗝️ i compare you to something very specific (flower types, kinds of clouds, an specific colour, a feeling, etc. literally anything) and probably give you a weird and lowkey poetic explanation for it!

🌻 i answer a question about me! nothing too personal/private of course, but all kinds of random stuff to make me yap are pretty much welcome!

🪶 i answer ANY question about my current fic BUT only with yes/no (i probably won't be able to hold myself back from saying more but technically i cant ok?)

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friendly reminder too that gossip and rants and overall yapping are very welcome in my ask box so of course feel free to say anything to me now or whenever you might need! <3 i probably sound like im joking but i love to give advice to people lmao

okayyyyy (i feel like ive said okay a lot of times in this post) that's it!! again THANK YOU GUYS<3 i love you all really 😭 i'm tagging every one of you here btw you're not getting away with this heheheh

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(gonna reblog with the other half of you now) <333

[joostabernichtklein]

Joost Klein x Lithuanian fem!reader headcanons

I remember that anon asked for this a while back, but the the ask just disappeared. Didn't forget about it tho. So enjoy!

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

You probably met at a music festival or online because of his music. When he found out you were Lithuanian, he got super curious

“Wait, Lithuania? That’s sick! Do you guys actually eat pink soup? Can I try it??”

He instantly follows you on Instagram and starts reacting to all your stories with the heart emoji

“So… are all Lithuanian girls this gorgeous? Or just you?”

He deep-dives into Lithuanian culture and history just to impress you. One day, he proudly tells you, “Did you know Lithuania was once the biggest country in Europe? That’s crazy!”

He adores hearing you speak Lithuanian, even if he doesn’t understand much. He tries to learn a few phrases, but his pronunciation is hilariously bad. You find it adorable

You teach Joost some Lithuanian phrases, and while he’s a fast learner in English and other languages, his attempts at pronouncing Lithuanian words often result in a lot of laughter

One of his favorite phrases is also “Tu esi graži” (You are beautiful), and he loves saying it to you in the most dramatic ways, making you smile every time

You both enjoy laughing over how hard Lithuanian is to learn, but it becomes a fun bonding experience, with you correcting him when he gets it hilariously wrong

Calls you “mano gražuolė” (my beautiful girl) in the most exaggerated Dutch accent possible

He always shows up at your place with some random Lithuanian snack he found. “Babe, I got... uh... Krikštynų riestainiai??”

Writes a song that lowkey references you and also adding some words in lithuanian. When fans ask, “Who is this about?” he just grins and says, “Oh, you’ll never know.”

Joost absolutely loves Lithuanian food! He becomes obsessed with cepelinai and keeps asking you to teach him how to make them. (He’s a disaster in the kitchen, though.)

If you ever make the pink soup, he takes one look at the pink color and hesitates—then takes a sip and loves it

When he visits Lithuania with you, he goes all out—tourist mode activated! He wants to see everything, from Vilnius Old Town to the Curonian Spit, and he takes tons of silly pictures

Tries to climb the Gediminas Tower hill at full speed and regrets it halfway up

Once, he randomly posts a TikTok of himself dancing to a Lithuanian song you like, just to make you smile

He learns one full Lithuanian sentence and uses it all the time just to sound cool, even if it doesn’t fit the conversation

If he ever hears someone say something rude about Lithuania, he immediately defends it, even if he barely understands what they said

You teach him some naughty words in Lithuanian, and he repeats them with that grin, biting his lip. “What’s that mean again?” You know he knows

He writes a song that’s clearly about the way you sound in bed — and when you call him out, he just shrugs. “Can you blame me?”

He loves when you mix Lithuanian with English in bed. It drives him crazy

Definitely the type to be like “You like that, mano meile?” in a breathy voice, hand gripping your hip like you're the only thing keeping him grounded

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

-Actually i hope that everything fits right just because im not from Lithuania and used google for the most part as well as for the sentences

-Not proof-read

-Don't forget to send more asks!

[aliaology]

you can pick whoever you want as a love interest but plz make a smau of younger hughes sister who releases greedy/the think later album by tate mcrae i feel like the whole aesthetic of think later is so fitting for a character who’s a hughes sister if that makes sense lmao

YES >:) this fits younger sister sm

i hope this is what u meant btw babe!!

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user she just randomly drops songs and albums and i love it for her

jackhughes greedy 🔥🔥

ynusername you literally listened to it before it came out

jackhughes can you be grateful for once

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user someone please tell me run for the hills is not about mark bc that lowkey sounds so toxic

mackiesamo if it was about mark everyone would know honey, y/n loves name dropping

user GUILTY CONSCIENCE

markestapa isnt it weird we met in boston when your brother was on my hockey team

ynusername i didnt care enough for his college when i went to BU.

markestapa right..

user think later being about mark makes so much sense

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_quinnhughes glad i claimed cut my hair first

user “still trying to get my brother to like me” the shade..???

user NO RIGHT!! i was thinking the same thing

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user her and jack had a rough patch at one point— this was probably written then

markestapa always got my hand in your back pocket 😻😻😻

ynusername stfu

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user WOWIE 🤩

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ynusername 😊😊

edwards.73 are we shocked hockey was incorporated somehow

ynusername nope!

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lhughes_06 you look good for once

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user god im so in love with her

user i want to kiss her so bad

mackiesamo GO BABE GO!!!

_quinnhughes where are the clothes??

ynusername on me??

[rsavvv]

is it just me or is Sabrina Carpenters whole concept very white feminist? like i love her songs ive been a fan of her since her Nickelodeon/disney chanel days, but lowkey everyone saying the new album cover is “a metaphor for how men treat women like dogs” … come on now… how is that empowering? how is wearing lingerie, showing a silhouette of you f*cking a man in every concert “empowering” and “feminist” its degrading and its honestly so generic and boring. and she says “you like my songs so you guys love sex and are obsessed with it” two things can co exist 😭😭😭 you can like the SOUND of a song but not the MUSIC VIDEO or the LYRICS as an artist she should know that. her most popular songs arent even about sex, feather and please please please are probably her most pg songs after thumbs and her other songs from around 2017. I really really like her sound but this concept of sex is so damaging. its tiring to see black women like sexyy red, doechii and glorilla wear revealing outfits except they rap about sex and theyre seen as “ghetto” and “h*es”, but when a white girl does it, its “chic” and “sexy” and “empowering for women” this is so dumb 😔

im not saying sabrina carpenter should be a nun or anything, the stuff she does is obviously her choice and i mean it sells really well so more power to her, BUT, can we admit that it makes 0 sense to call that “feminism”??? if she really cared for feminism she would be talking about the large portion of black women that have been going missing in london recently, the women in gaza who have to use scraps when on their cycles, she would talk about women who genuinely benefit from the feminist movement.

[thatimageoftomscott]

RE: the Kim Petras obsession. Unsure about the Slut Pop album or its controversy but he very much continued on to the Unholy era to the extent he made it a whole thumbnail bit (that barely even works mind you!) so…

Gonna make some wild assumptions and say he probably enjoyed the slut pop album too. Titular Slut Pop is a banger. I don’t listen to it anymore for obvious reasons but yeah.

My only misery is that he didn’t keep up the blog til now. I’d kill to see his takes on Brat.

losing it over this. did he really make ??? a kim petras reference ??? in the thumbnail of a youtube video about cheese??? and i never realised before now ??? tom.

anyway yes. ahem. honestly it just amuses me greatly thinking about him listening to songs named stuff like Treat Me Like a Slut and Throat Goat. which yes ive read the nsfw category on europlop, i know he is not above that and clearly neither am i. the titular slutpop IS a banger and so are most of kims songs tbh. and admittedly i do still listen to it, and i do think that its not bad to appreciate it for what it is despite the fact that someone like That was involved in its creation. also i feel like its a little unfair that kim petras got so much flak for this compared to other bigger (and dare i say more cis) artists who still work with that guy (not accusing you of anything of course lmao and yes she 100% deserves to be criticized but ive also seen a looot of people who were being wildly transphobic about the topic and it has made me raise some eyebrows). but what do i know. i only heard of this mess randomly yeeears after it went down (never underestimate how out of touch i can be), clearly none of this is my area of expertise. and sadly the music industry has always been predatory. anyway yes. titular slutpop. banger.

and of course europlop...its so beautiful. i cant imagine doing something everyday for TEN YEARS. this amount of dedication seems so impressive to me. clearly they liked talking about pop a lot. sad it ended but nothing lasts forever. and yeah, we really lost the chance to hear toms opinion on some spectacular pop music post 2020. i wanna know what he thought of lady gagas and marinas new albums SOOOO bad. also sabrina carpenter now that im lowkey obsessed with her. i know he linked to a video that had espresso (the sabrina song) in it on a newsletter a while back but she has SOO many other songs i like a lot more. i wanna know if he liked short n sweet. and of course i wanna know if he liked brat.

[crims0nghozt]

OK GUYS i finally drew my stupid fucking prime asset oc that's been camping out in my head for a while. i'll probably draw her digitally real soon

crops & lackluster lore under the cut👅

i sure hope this jezebel chick isn't juke joint or anything like that that'd be crazy

so i haven't figured out all her lore yet. rn this is kind of a prototype. but anyway jezebel is (was) a licensed nurse and then she went into being a surgeon maybe. secretly takes pleasure in seeing suffering patients and starts being an evil murderer (also cannibal) or something and gets her license revoked for malpractice. becomes a person of interest for murkoff and clyde comes to do what he does and she's like "fuck no dude". anyway some evil accident ensues and they like totally mutilate her mouth (for funsies maybe) and then shove her in as a prime asset. she's cool with it though cuz she gets to eat and torture reagents and get unreasonably fucking freaky with the other prime assets which is pretty sweet

stupid facts abt her i think abt: she really likes that run rabbit run song, like it's her fave. she's an insane clean freak, her trial map is likely the most sterile one you'll see. she lowkey eats ppl🤣🤣 and ummm she acts like she hates the other prime assets but she's like sickly obsessed with them but don't tell them that 🤫🤫

umm i'll MOST LIKELY make more lore about her along with her in-game shit like her voice lines and map/trial + weapon (and her interactions with the other characters ofc). but for now this is all y'all r getting i'm fed up

(PLEASE give me suggestions for her lore im literally so stumped with her)

[sdmnpact]

AB in Monaco!

Guys. I need to yap and go a bit crazy.

So spoilers if you haven't watched AB's Monaco vlog...

Anyways, it's insane how into him I'm getting, like I'm just binging his content. I just finished the Monaco vlog so I have some thoughts.

Um did you see when that girl fed him while he was talking and he just took it!!! He's that type of guy, like it was rlly hot. (the last pic, not the best ss but I tried)

I've also noticed how with the boys he's like 'whatever' cool guy but with girls (mostly Becky) he softens and gets giggly like THATS SO CUTE!!!

Literally him and Becky are twins just opposite genders and I need more of them together asap.

He also mentioned plebs twice and that's like one of my favorite British comedies so I fucking love him for that (right landlord)(*edit* its alright landlord but yk same difference) and he sang the theme song a bit like just marry me atp. (Also just wanna say I really like Grumio and I think Ryan Sampson is so adorable)

My brother and I quote 'open the noor' like everyday so him saying that was also a plus.

He was just so fucking hot the entire vlog like he's so annoyingly adorable and I hate it. (Im so obsessed)

I love his relationship with Chip like lowkey boyfriends. Chips the girlfriend in the relationship too and Ab just makes fun of him. Oh and him with Arthur giving judgmental looks to Chip just made me cry laugh.

There is probably more I wanted to say but I can't remember right now so anyways AB smut incoming. Thanks for coming to my yap sesh and feel free to send your thoughts bc I wanna hear them!!!! (Can you tell I'm from Cali by the way I say 'like' alot? 💀)

Enjoy the photo dump and the one random pic I screenshotted of Grumio from one of my fav episodes months ago.

[pumpkinsy0]

hcs for papercut breathing???

JOKES can we actually get more hcs for papercut as camp counselors? im obsessed with this au

one day im gonna drop breathing hcs guys just u watch,,,

•curly doesnt rlly get along w the other counselors, meanwhile ponys pretty chill w em, pony is oblivious to literally any and all beef going on

•sometimes pony gets hurt playing w the kids and curly has to help him into the cabin to get patched up, which he ABUSES bc be spends a longer time in there than he rlly should bc this is rlly the only time he gets alone w pony inside

•they both hate their boss brah, they shit talk them constantly😭😭

•curly snuck in snacks before he got in the camp bc he knew he wouldnt b allowed to leave and he planned to keep em to himself but ponys there now, so he’ll just share, they eat it in secrecy

•both pony and curlys group r in a prank war, it started w just pony and curly, but they got their kid involved and it snowballed

•theres THAT one counselor whos always like “actually ur not supposed to do that☝🏽🤓” and pony and curly hate em so much, curlys more obvious w it but pony knows he cant rlly show the kids that so he just sighs before talking to em

•the kids from the others group always tells the other what their counselor said about them, it also happens between the two of em, a kid from ponys group will tell curly what pony said about him earlier and the same vise versa

•those kids r lowkey lil wingmen, shitty wingmen, but wingmen nonetheless, theyve pushed physically pony and curly closer to each other once

•pony watches the sunset w the lake and he would normally leave after it sets but curly thinks the moon w the lake looks pretty so he stays a bit longer for curlys sake, also bc they can actually see the stars which is kinda rare bc w where they live the light pollution doesnt let em see it much

•imagine darry and tims reaction after hearing both pony and curly were put in the same summer camp, iklkk they called that camp immediately😭😭

unrelated but if i had to give this au a song, it would be the green tip 556 x it was a good day mashup (just for the vibes, that song feels like summer) and memories by david guetta

[ask-frater-imperator]

(!!if you are still down for roleplays; I lowkey want to develope Abel a little more :3)

“Frater…”

Abel walked into the room, knocking on the doorframe to get the man’s attention. The ghoul could hear that song playing again, the one about… someone crying? Someone who was done crying. Frater had been so obsessed with that song lately that Abel suspected he really liked it. He didn’t realize that Frater’s obsession came from such a deep hate.

Abel took a few steps into the room, looking around at everything inside. He picked up the plushia on Copia’s desk, tilting his head.

“How are… you doing…?”

He could feel the negative energy emitting from Copia. He felt the way he walked, the heavy steps, and he felt the whispers between the trees every single time Imperator walked outside; they felt everything, and so Abel felt it too.

He didn’t know why, though. He didn’t notice any other ghouls’ absences. He didn’t realize how much all of them meant to Copia, and how much it hurt the former Papa to watch them walk away, to watch them step onto the bus, to watch them drive away, and to watch them on the little screen in his makeshift office, smiling and having fun. Without him.

- @thechromaticghoul

// im always down for rps!! Just sometimes have no idea how to respond.. and just sit in my inbox.. haha.. yeah... \\

.

*Copia's eyes didn't move from his computer screen, he heard the ghoul knock.. and his voice. He only paused the video once Abel walked in, sighing under his breath as he thought of what to say. He had been watching Lachryma over and over again for weeks.. the guy had stolen all his outfits, all his fame.. who wouldn't be upset?..*

"Im... fine. Tired, but fine.."

*He was lying and he knew it. Everyone knew it. All his ghouls besides Cumulus had gone with V. Taken almost everything from him, like hand me downs he didn't want to be passed down. Was this how Terzo felt when he came in as Cardi?... Terzo was literally ripped off stage.. most of his ghouls now either back in the pits or.. somewhere. Besides Dew.. Copia mainly had Cumulus, but he hadn't been able to find her anywhere. He felt.. a lot right now.*

"How are you?.. I haven't, eh.. had that much time to talk with the tour and all and.. having to supervise it.."

[technoachillleez]

people i'd like to know better tagged by @8jib hehe hiii thanks for the tag i love stuff like this :)

last song: poser by PARTYOF2 (literally have never heard of them before but a vid of them filming a cool shot for the music vid came up on twt tl and i liked how it sounded so i listened bc i am. desperate for new music rn. if u have music suggestions PLEASE drop them im literally desperate)

favorite color: yellow :)

current obsessions: nba rpf..... as you might have noticed.... Specifically steph/klay ive been thinking abt them a Lot lately... Also.... joe burrow/ja'marr chase omg actually almost forgot abt them in my steph/klay fervor but Eye Am still thinking about them constantly... lowkey cant wait for the nfl season to start which is Crazy

last book: love in the time of cholera by gabriel garcia marquez ! so fucking good his writing is gorgeous

last tv show: i almost didnt remember bc its already been a bit at this point and i dont watch tv shows that much but twin peaks!! i got the blu ray collection with all the bonus features and everything i <333 adore it... dale cooper my beloved... started the return but it has not been grabbing me ik i need to push through.......... but im a movie person first and foremost tv shows are Hard

sweet/savory/spicy: gotta go savory although i do have a Tremendous sweet tooth

last thing i googled: nba games lmao i had to see if the nuggets/warriors game on friday is nationally televised WHICH ITS NOT. OFC. my brother had free league pass thanks to jayson tatum which is now expired </3 and its lowkey the worst thing thats ever happened to me...

looking forward to: THE NBA PLAYOFFS. SO BADLY. SOOOOO FUCKING EXCITED OMG. guys. pistons playoff series for the first time since 2019..... sooooo excited love my boys So excited for nuggets playoff basketball Very nervous... so nervous last year hurt so bad... also Very much looking forward to watching the warriors the whole west is So insane.. but yeah playoff basketball is SO FUN games every single day love a good seven game series omg. also excited for like. personal life stuff got a top surgery consultation appt coming up next week friend is graduating college moving to colorado in the fall for an mfa program... but playoff basketball is more important. Also Also more distant looking forward to the nfl season starting. Guys i just love sports now i never used to be like this and now its all i think about lolllll

tagging mutuals new and old @unmanageably @amonrastbrowns @blood-thats-deep-and-blue @3y3-see-you