#h50 season 8

[teruel-a-witch]

McDanno according to CBS/L*nkov:

McDanno according to fans/Alex&Scott/everyone who has eyes and a brain:

[sunnoah]

mcdanno fighting always makes me giggle like sorry how long have you guys been married?

[that-birdy-chick]

Part 2 of me rambling about s8 of hawaii five 0

Live commentary

ep 6

- did-did Danny really just organize an intervention for Steve? To make him take better care of himself?? I don't know how to feel about this

- Lou really just said "Steve listen to your husband, he loves you" spoken like a true married man

- kinda gotta agree with Dog, not your finest move Danny

- so can we all agree that Danny losing his mind a little over Steve's radiation poisoning is kinda like the whole Steve losing his mind over Danny retiring thing but in reverse?

- I think Steve has never looked more stressed than with this stress counseler person asking him about his sexlife right in front of danny

- awwww now the end of this episode is in my top 3 favorite heart to hearts these two dorks have ever had

- Danny being honest about being scared that Steve isn't taking his radiation poisoning seriously to the point it keeps him awake at night and steve replying that he's scared too but that he doesn't want Danny to change because he loves him the way he is and that he does take things seriously URHGH

THE GROWTH! The genuinely healthy communication! I'm so proud of them 🥹

ep 7

- no no no what is going on between adam and kono? My breakup senses are tingling and I don't like it

- I swear the way Adam and Steve's conversation in the car went is so "let's talk about our respective marriages" coded

Like honestly it's so blatantly obvious - they are literally paralleling mcdanno to kono and adam ffs

- hey and come on adam you too? Why does everyone need to shit on the restaurant thing

- haha Steve is mad people he cares about just walk into a dangerous situation without backup - I love how this season confronts Steve with his own behavior

-hmm l don't know how to feel about Lou literally deleting evidence to protect tani, really most of their shady "police work" really didn't age well

- damn Steve killed a cop, that's definitely gonna fuck with him

- love how Lou is looking out for everyone, he just is the team grandpa

- sooo adam is gonna join five 0 right? This is what all this is about isn't it?

- I swear I am trying to care about junior and tani and what's going on with them but Idk so far I haven't really warmed up to them

ep 8

- eyyy Danny is back and calls Steve babe within 1 min into the episode? This can only be a good one

- nvm I swear to God Steve if you crash land yet another plane-

Seriously dude? Haven't you learned your lesson from the last time?

- naww Danny is so proud of Steves character development, sure hope he isn't gonna do something dumb and risky and ruin it again

- okay so tani and junior huh? They're definitely gonna be a thing soon aren't they

- the dude was killed because he was hiding from a drug cartel that he snitched on and fled with the drug lords daughter, I swear all these people always have the most dramatic backstories

- aaaand steve is doing the dumb reckless thing, Danny my guy I feel you're pain, he is so done with his shit he doesn't even yell at him anymore

- Danny is such a fucking saint, Steve almost went and got himself killed AGAIN and all he cares about is being last and danny husband of the fucking year just goes "yeah yeah you did well let's get a beer maverick"

- okay tani and her brother are kinda cute in their peek sibling behavior, I feel bad now for calling her a kono replacement, girl is much more than that

ep 9

- damn love Jerry's new haircut

- I will never get tiered of Danny and steve bickering about the restaurant, I know they are setting it up to fail but I genuinely think this could have been a good thing to eventually end the show on, like a retirement thing, but oh well

- aww I love Danny trying to comfort neolani with something Steve told him, only to have it backfire and make him anxious again

- pfffff and tani and junior sit in the far back like literal children

- oh great we're doing the biological warfare stuff again, this should be fun

- so they only have 8 hours to live? sounds like a prime love confession set up to me

- love our respective couples comforting each other, have to say tani and junior are doing a way better job tho like seriously Steve "try not to die while I take this call okay?" that's the best you can do, seriously?

- and of course Danny's all time stress response is to bitch about or at Steve, stellar coping skills all around

- omg danny did not just say-and steve didn't - OMG is it actually-

-nvm of course it's a fake out, damn it after 7 season why do I still keep falling for this shit

-the little restaurant talk Danny started to distract Steve and himself with was pretty sweet tho

- hey, wait why is Danny the only one definitely close to death? The others all seem relatively fine

- and of course Steve has to go and needlessly risk himself, so junior has to safe both their ass's instead of him just doing it on his own in the first place

- excuse me people why are there not more fanfics about the crew stuck in quarantine together?? this shit is hilarious and has so much potential for angst!

Please if anyone has some great fic recommendations send them my way please!

-no come on Danny, Steve didn't wanna upset you! That's honestly a pretty mature thing given the situation you were in, and now their arguing

- poor tani and junior they be stuck with these two idiots for a long time

- I could really see tani, just snapping at them after two days to either kill each other or fuck it out already, because their whole shebang is just exhausting for everyone

ep 10

-AHHHHH they finally opened the restaurant!? Progress!

- why does the screen look weird? Please don't let this be a dream type thing

- "Right now grandma Williams is smiling down at you" awww Steve, that is so sweet🥹

- nooo it's a dream thing 😭

- love how everyone makes fun of Steves near mental breakdown haircut, really dude it looks terrible, why does no one stop him?

- wow you really gonna give em kids the judgemental stares for flirting? Steve Danny as if you're any better

- and of course they're getting jumped in freaking quarantine

- really the dude went through all that trouble, just to kill Danny? And didn't even try aiming for the head? amateur

- aww Danny imagining grace wedding, my heart <3

- Danny is hurt, Steve is freaking loosing it, I'm so here for this

- Lou really said "sir, you better have a plan soon because if you don't Steve will come up with one, and only God can help us if that happens" I love you so much Lou

- huh so Danny thinks Charlie will be a cop? That's interesting

- awww and of course Steve is there, sitting next to him like a good husband, and the rest of the ohana

- nooo Danny being there for kono and adams first kid, that is so wholesome 😭

- Steve is straight up having a terrible time, while Danny has some idealistic feverdream about the future, this is so fun

- excuse me Steve you fingering your husband does absolutely not make you even for the liver thing, you nut

- so there gonna blow up a bomb right next to another bomb? Sure that seems reasonable

- yes Lou! Get the sledge hammer!

- poor Eric, don't worry hun we still have 2 seasons left to go Danny will be fine

- no NO you cannot- you did not just show me that while Danny's dying the last thing he hallucinates about is having grown old with Steve 🥺

- "and if I could do it all over again I wouldn't change a thing" I'm done, this is it, that line just killed me 😭❤️

- excuse me, Danny is dying and you people are choosing NOW to tease Steve about his stupid haircut? Seriously??!

- yes everyone copes differently I guess, but when Steve's life was on the line no one was joking around is all I'm saying

- yes Danny Steve saved your life by fingering you, deal with it XD poor Eric is scarred for life

- love Danny genuinely getting some love for once, this was a good episode

[alea-says]

H50 season 7 episode 8 thoughts...

Oh no! Oh no! I don't think I'm ready for this! That is a formal and that is Grace. And I am *so excited* for this episode!

So long as Grace is fine I will take any ep that has them coming to her rescue.

Okay, Danny and Steve talking about Grace. Danny wants to know if she's got a boyfriend and who it is, Steve is like, 'oh, you're going to spy on her'

Danny is totally the overprotective parent. While Steve is the relaxed one.

Okay, either that woman is totally feeling the Danny williams is hott vibes. Or she's part of whatever group is gonan take over the formal.

Danny always looks so thrown when someone flirts with him. Like he's going. Who, me? Yes, you, Danny. I'd flirt with you, too.

Danny. Danny. Danny. I am super not comfortable with you asking for Will to tell you about Grace. It wasn't cool in the earlier ep with Grover asking him to spy for you. And it's not cool now. It is really, really not on.

You gotta relax.

Steve, come hang out with your man and calm him down or at least redirect his attention onto you.

Poor Grace!

Aww. Now Danny has to work together with Will! Yes!

Awww. ❤️

Grace: it's gonna be okay. Really.

Her friend: how can you say that?

Grace: my dad's here

Just 🥰

Oh dear. Now they're gonna find out the situation cos Danny's so overprotective Lou feels the need to protect his son from him.

Oh. Bamf!Danny. Really bamf!Danny. I like it a lot!

Okay, I love Danny.

Will: I'm pretty sure I just saved your life

Danny: thank you. But please do not change the subject.

Oh, he is not happy Will didn't stay put.

Okay, did they change the sign back? Cos Lou's just pulled up and made no comment on it.

Oh my heart. The way Steve calls for Grace and then runs to hug her. ❤️

Steve: Nothing, nothing? No hug?

Danny: I'm so happy to see you right now I'll give you a hug. I'll give you a kiss. Pick a base.

Steve: give me the hug

How is this actual dialogue?

The way Danny grabs Steve's arm to pull him into his hug with Grace.

Also, Will and Grace dancing at the end are so cute.

Okay ... I just realised their names are Will and Grace. Lol.

[cowandcalf]

Five 0 Friday Fluff

[ellena-asg]

It's Danny's big day, they said. Danny solved damn complicated case! Like fucking Sherlock! He saved the day. Governor was veeeeery proud, they said. So Gerard thought "I need to celebrate it". He went to home and painted Danny wearing Sherlock's outfit. Then he thought "I'll make a surprise!". So...

He took the painting and went to Danny's house. Or rather: he broke into Danny's house. Into the bedroom, to be precise. It was quite easy - Gracie wasn't at home and Danny... Danny was in the bathroom, yes - Gerard heard the shower running! So. Gerard quickly hung his gift on the wall and then hid under the bed.

(present time)

Ooops! Someone has played games too long!

He's still there, lying and waiting. Another minutes go by and he is more and more sleepy but finally, FINALLY!, Gerard hears Danny's steps. Yikes! Danny is so close. One... Two... Three... Danny opens the door and Gerard is so ready to jump out from under the bed and to shout "SURPRISE!" but then... Oh...

Oh holy shit! Gerard sees not one but two pairs of legs. Very naked and very... male legs. Before he can think about anything, a kissing sound fills the room. Soon there is something like... Pat on the butt?

"You neanderthal animal!", Danny laughs. Neander... "Oh come on, you love me being an animal!" - definitely Steve McGarrett's voice makes Gerard's brain explode. Holy fucking manoly! Oh, of course that everyone knows how married Danny and Steve are but THAT married?! H-how? When? No, it must be a hallucination, maybe there was something in the paint. Easy, Gerard, easy...

Another kissing sound. Moan. Oh, it's real, it's... happening! "Mmm, you're right. I love you", Danny says. And BOOM! Both boys land in bed and...

And Gerard has to do something! But...

What should Gerard do? 🤷‍♂️

[ilikemcdanno]

I forgot about Jerry’s haircut

[nobigsecrets]

For the meme, any or all: 👀🤩😭 !!!

Thanks for the ask in return!! If I'm not mistaken at least 2 of 3 fandoms should match! 😉

👀 A fic that you love a normal amount

What do you mean, a normal amount? How am I supposed to pick a fic I love a normal amount? This is the trick question in all of these, isn't it? 😅 Okay, you know what, I just pick the last fic I read and kudosed and it's this one:

Pulling The Pin by RC_McLachlan Fandom: 911 Rating: T, Words: 3,911 It's been a month since Vincent Gerrard was reinstated at the 118. Tommy and Buck make plans for what comes next.

🤩 A fic that made you SLAM that “subscribe” button

I have to admit that I don't use the subscribe feature very often. I use it to follow my favorite writers but rarely for single fics because I rarely read wips. I started reading this one though because I was intrigued by the description and I wasn't disappointed, it's fantastic. Unfortunately, it also proved my point about not reading wips: the writer stopped posting at chapter 2 of 8 and it hasn't been updated in over a year. So yes, I slammed the subscribe button for this one because I'd love to read the rest of it one day.

Attention-Seeking Behaviour by Anonymous Fandom: Ted Lasso Rating: T, Words: 8,728 He’s about to get into the driver’s seat when another flash goes off right in his face and some smirky fucker says, “So, you like taking it up the ass?” “Love it,” Jamie’s mouth says before Jamie’s brain can get in on the action. “Feels fucking great. Have a good day!” Or: the post-Season 1 fic where, Instead of self-destruction via reality show, Jamie tries self-destruction via public and very messy coming out. It works out better than expected.

😭 A fic that ripped your heart out (but it hurt so good)

This is one of my very favorite H50 fics exactly because it hurt. so. good. It's a pre-canon Different First Meeting kind of AU, and Danny meets Steve while he's still married to Rachel in Newark. Despite better knowledge he starts an affair with Steve (tw for infidelity) and breaks not only his own heart in the process but Steve's and Rachel's too. It Hurts. A Lot. It's perfect.

the art of leaving and saying goodbye by verasteine Fandom: H50 Rating: E, Words: 115,812 2007 is the year Danny learns that choice can be the worst kind of heartbreak. AU.

(Ask Me For Recs)

[redgoldblue]

Fic Writer 20 Questions

Tagged by @luredin. Thank you!

How many works do you have on AO3?

49. which is insane to me. especially if you consider that 10 of those are actually 24 fic(let)s in one

What's your total AO3 word count?

360,722

What fandoms do you write for?

Whichever bug bites me. But the major ones are Hawaii Five-0 and Starsky & Hutch.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

I Would Break Into Your House Just To Put Sugar In Your Tea (H50)

think about how good these seeds have sown (H50)

If You're Waiting On Me You're Backin' Up (I'm Way In Over My Head In Love) (H50)

unfortunately, Hands (House MD) (me and Hands have a contentious relationship. many of my friends could tell you of it. i long for the day i knock it out of top 5)

Not A Booty Call (Suits)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Not usually :(. I used to respond to all of them, but then it was making me stressed out about doing it, so I made a conscious decision that i did not have to do that and now I only respond to the occasional one that I actually have a response for other than 'thank you [heart emojis]'

What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

oh my dude. do i... do that? do I have literally any that fit that criteria? maybe To Love (Verb, Transitive) (S&H), although that should tell you how incredibly unangsty most of my endings are.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Happiest, as opposed to fluffiest. hm. different criteria. I think happiest might be either If You're Gonna Do It, Do It Right (which is actually one of my angstiest fics in its body) or I Would Break Into Your House (both H50). Or Come Take The Wheel (S&H). Or Smarties Cookies (Non-Violent) (Leverage), which literally ends with the word 'happy'. as you can tell, this is much more up my alley.

Do you get hate on fics?

I do not, although I did get a comment waaayyy back in 2013 which funnily did not mention my actual writing, which was terrible, my being 13 and only writing for a year, but did tell me that the premise of my fic was out of character. it's possible that contributed to why i'm now borderline spiteful about making fics in character.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yeah. Not a lot, but yeah. is bdsm/bdsm-overtoned a kind? That. Sometimes with feelings sometimes not particularly, but if it's with feelings it will be a truly stupid amount of feelings.

Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Not for years, but my very first multi-chapter >10k fic was BBC Sherlock/Doctor Who crossover. it was 2014. don't look at me.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Nope.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

...yeah. Avengers crack!fic. the only fic from pre-2017 I'm happy to link, bc pure crack doesn't care about how good your writing is.

What's your all-time favorite ship?

Look. I would be a liar if I said anything other than Steve/Danny. Other ships may come and go but these fucked up obliviously married certified Dad™ middle-aged white guy cops made a permanent and large imprint on my mind and there are entire worm colonies living in that imprint.

What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

The long Suits season 8 canon divergence fic, where Harvey's mother dies a season earlier than in canon and Mike flies back to help him through it. The first two chapters are literally like, 100 words away from being finished, so it's possible that if I ever feel the urge to watch Suits again I will drum up a truncated third chapter and post it but. it's also very possible I will not. There's a 5+1 Geraskier fic it would've been nice to finish too, but I don't ever see that happening.

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue, humour, emotional description that's just enough to the left of normal analogies that it makes you actually stop and think about/feel it. Occasionally, punch-to-the-gut-with-softness lines.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Physical description, good lord. Especially of settings. Having any reasonable idea of how long a fic is going to be. Actually doing the work of writing in between the times where the words just spontaneously appear in my head. Not as relevant for fic as for original work, but calculating how much backstory readers actually need.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I don't know that I've ever really done it in fic, other than the occasional Yiddish word for Jewish characters, but I am doing it a little bit in my novel WIP, bc 2.5 of my MCs are Latinx and occasionally speak Spanish with each other. I think it's fine in moderate doses, assuming the characters actually would be using it, but that it should follow the same rules as pop culture references: either the meaning is broadly deducible from context, or it's not either vital to the plot or hugely disruptive of flow if you don't understand it. Also if it's anything more than single words you should probably get someone who actually speaks the language to check it for you.

First fandom you wrote for?

...BBC Sherlock

Favorite fic you've ever written?

can i say a wip. my spouse/neurological infection state of disrepair. but okay no in posted fics... ykw even though it's a fandom i am off and on with, and mostly off, and currently off, When You're Loving Me (That's When I'm Loving You) (NCIS: LA) is a solid contender. But I also am quite happy with I Would Break Into Your House being my top kudosed, I think it deserves it.

Tagging: @actingcamplibrarian @osointricate @bookwhimses @faorism @gallantrejoinder

[neanderthal-pessimist]

h50 10x08, i find it hard to believe danny would leave the island after what just happened to steve, and he would definitely not just text him that

hawaii 5 o season 10 episode 8 — 00:35 minutes —

it is from danny and it says

“4 missed calls

you ok?

trying to reach you

look, im worried about you”

which sounds like him but is definitely not enough? like very much ooc. he cares about his ohana sm i find it hard to believe he would take time off after doris death.

[satashiiwrites]

Writing Goals 2023

No specific word count goal.  The goal here is to finish at least one (perhaps two) of my longer wips and then clean up a bunch of other wips to clear the slate for new works. Let’s go with finishing 8 fics this year from this list. This is me putting out goalposts for myself (that hopefully I won’t have to move closer). Please note that word totals are for current chapters only and don’t reflect how much I have written past them. I often am nonlinear in how I write then have to fill-in between scenes. 

Year-to-date posted word count: 445,976 words (updated 01.01.2024)

Finished fics:

Fragments and Fractals, 911 one-shot, 6b speculation/coda to lightning strike, first time/get together Buddie with a side of canon whump, written in one go. (1,518 words) Published 04.03.2023.

Promise Me You Won’t Let Me, Wheel of Time Cauthor reworking of Season 1. (35,895 words). Complete as of 22.03.2023.

Sleepless in LA, 911 holiday fic, Alternative Universe/Alternative first meetings. Complete as of 28.04.2023

Suspicions, a Teen Wolf Firefighter!Derek AU story, Sheriff Stilinski POV. Complete as of 20.05.2023

What are the Odds? 911 Buddie ABO kink fic that the muse went rabid on. Complete as of 18.09.2023

Bound by Blood, MReyder Spookyseason creature fic. Vampire/werewolf porn with plot. Complete as of 22.10.2023

Bradley the Damned. Generation Kill AU. Brad/Nate, Ray/Walt. Complete as of 31.10.2023

January writing goals:  priority works: 

Total words published this month: 13,939

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana: Chapter 9 SNAFU  (911, H50, NavySeal!Buck, SWAT) (9,904 words)—posted 22.01.2023

Death, Rebirth and the Jackal, chapter VII, Reyes POV—94 words  (MReyder)

Promise Me You Won’t Let Me, chapter IX Mat—2,041 words (Wheel of Time, Cauthor)—posted 26.01.2023

Mana’olana, Chapter 4, Steve POV—1,994 words (H50 McDanno, season 5 finale fix-it)—posted 26.01.2023

February writing goals: priority works:

Total words published this month: 28,831

Sleepless in LA (911) Valentine’s Day Fic 2023

Chapter 2 (4,782 words)—posted 6.02.2023

Chapter 3 (5,619 words)—posted 8.02.2023

Chapter 4 (3,131 words)—posted 11.02.2023

Chapter 5 (5,027 words)—posted 22.02.2023

Chapter 6 (5,522 words)—posted 23.02.2023

Chapter 7 (4,750 words)—posted 25.02.2023

March writing goals: priority works

Total words published this month: 32,314

Sleepless in LA (911 Valentine’s Day fic 2023–oh the shame….)

Chapter 8 (4,923 words) posted 07.03.2023

Chapter 9 (6,986 words) posted 30.03.2023

Promise Me You Won’t Let Me,

Chapter X (3,071 words) posted 18.03.2023

Chapter XI (4,246 words) posted 21.03.2023

Chapter XII (3,271 words) posted 22.03.2023

Epilogue (727 words) posted 22.03.2023 and COMPLETE

Death, Rebirth and the Jackal chapter VII, Reyes POV (2,947 words)—posted 11.03.2023

Fragments and Fractals, one-shot, Buddie, 6b speculation/coda (1518 words) posted 03.04.2023

The First Spectre, Eventual Buddie slow burn Mass Effect AU, Chapter One: A Milk Run? (4,625 words) posted 09.03.2023

April writing goals: priority works:

Total words posted this month: 33,989

Mana’olana, chapter 5 (3,550 words) —posted 29.04.2023

The First Spectre, Chapter Two: Eden Prime (1,865 words)

Sleepless in LA

Chapter 10 (4,925 words)—posted 02.04.2023

Chapter 11: (4,926 words)—posted 08.04.2023

Chapter 12: Valentine’s Day part 1 (3,343 words)—posted 16.04.2023

Chapter 13: Valentine’s Day part 2 (8,184 words)—posted 18.04.2023

Epilogue (9,061 words)—posted 28.04.2023

May writing goals:

Total words posted this month: 20,708

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana, Chapter 10: FUBAR

Buck (3,430 words)—complete and edited 24.05.2023 ✔️

Steve (1,189 words)

Eddie (479 words)

Danny (4,529 words)—complete and edited 30.05.2023 ✔️

Suspicions, Firefighter!Derek verse, one-shot, Sheriff Stillinski (14,764 words)—posted 20.05.2023

Bradley the Damned, Generation Kill AU, BradNate, RayWalt, WIP Big Bang fic

IV (1,365 words)

The First Spectre, Chapter Two: Eden Prime, Part 1 (5,944 words) (april hangover writing)—posted 13.05.2023

June writing goals:

Total words posted this month: 16,143 words

Bradley the Damned, WIP Big Bang fic

IV (2,704 words)—first draft done 11.06.2023 ✔️

V (5,866 words)—first draft done 12.06.2023 ✔️

VI (4,564 words)—first draft done 15.06.2023 ✔️

VII (4,887 words)—first draft done 18.06,2023✔️

VIII (2,485 words)—first draft done 18.06.2023✔️

IX (3,522 words)—first draft done 24.06.2023✔️

X (2,914 words)—first draft done 25.06.2023✔️

XI (2,463 words)—first draft done 29.06.2023✔️

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana, chapter 10: FUBAR (hangover may chapter) (12,515 words)—posted 01.06.2023

Afterthoughts, a 911 rewatch collection of codas

1.01 (1,050 words)—posted 26.06.2023

1.02 Buck (1,127 words)—posted 29.06.2023

1.02 Athena (1,451 words)—posted 29.06.2023

July writing goals:

Total words posted this month: 41,633 words

Scintillation, July Rough Trade project—goal 25,000 words written in July. Sentinel/Guide, MCU. Tony Stark/James “Bucky” Barnes, Erik Killmonger/T’Challa, Tony Stark & Yinsen Ho, one-sided Steve Rogers/James “Bucky” Barnes. Not Steve Rogers friendly at first. Current WC: 24,953/25,000–SO CLOSE!!

Bradley the Damned, WIP Big Bang fic

XII (5,118 words)—first rough draft done 01.07.2023✔️

An Andromeda Tale: Arrival in Andromeda (Book 1) (rewrite)

Prologue (4,129 words)—posted 07.07.2023

Chapter 1 (12,149 words)—posted 15.07.2023

Chapter 2 (6,563 words)—posted 23.07.2023

Chapter 3 (8,844 words)—posted 30.07.2023

Afterthoughts, a 911 rewatch collection of codas

1.03 Bobby (983 words) posted 03.07.2023

1.04 Hen (1,877 words) posted 7.07.2023

1.05 Karen (1,383 words) posted 08.07.2023

1.06 Bobby (981 words) posted 13.07.2023

1.07 Hen (433 words) posted 14.07.2023

1.08 Karen (1,010 words) posted 14.07.2023

1.09 Buck (595 words) posted 16.07.2023

1.10 Buck (795 words) posted 23.07.2023

2.01 Buck(881 words) posted 23.07.2023

2.02 Eddie (1,010 words) posted 23.07.2023

August

Words posted this month: 62,996

An Andromeda Tale: Arrival in Andromeda (Book 1) (rewrite)

Chapter 4 (10,905 words) posted 08.08.2023

Chapter 5 (10,251 words) posted 12.08.2023

Chapter 6 (10,572 words) posted 19.08.2023

Chapter 7 (9,739 words) posted 27.08.2023

Bradley the Damned

Chapter IV (2,700 words) posted 08.08.2023

Chapter V (3,522 words) posted 14.08.2023

Chapter VI (5,866 words) posted 22.08.2023

Chapter VII (4,905 words) posted 29.08.2023

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana Chapter 11

Buck (4,250 words) ✔️ rough draft done 08.09.2023

Eddie (2,457 words)✔️rough draft done 24.08.2023

Steve (3,465 words) ✔️ rough draft done 06.09.2023

Danny (2,511 words)

Afterthoughts, a 911 rewatch collection of codas

2.03 Karen (645 words) posted 02.08.2023

What are the Odds?

Chapter 1 (1,655 words) posted 21.08.2023

Chapter 2 (2236 words) posted 28.08.2023

September

Words posted this month: 77,257

An Andromeda Tale: Arrival in Andromeda (Book ) (rewrite)

Chapter 8 (9,115 words) posted 04.09.2023

Chapter 9 (8,277 words) posted 10.09.2023

Chapter 10 (10,283 words) posted 27.09.2023

Chapter 11 (10,556 words) posted 30.09.2023

Bradley the Damned

Chapter VIII (4,887 words) posted 05.09.2023

Chapter IX (2,485 words) posted 12.09.2023

Chapter X (2,914 words) posted 18.09.2023

Chapter XI (2,463 words) posted 26.09.2023

Alley with a View (Buddie Spooky season 2023 fic)

Chapter 1 (3,174 words) posted 19.09.2023

What are the Odds?

Chapter 3 (2285 words)

Chapter 4 (1897 words) posted 13.09.2023

Chapter 5 (3296 words) posted 17.09.2023–complete

Afterthoughts,a 911 rewatch collection of codas

2.04 Eddie (1,286 words) posted 05.09.2023

2.05 Athena (1,042 words) posted 06.09.2023

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana: Chapter 11: Proof of life (13,297 words) posted 08.09.2023

October

**update 20/10/2023–cutting expectations for the month due to job search/negotiations creating a black hole of a time suck

Words posted this month: 36,311

Bound by Blood (3,678 words) posted 22.10.2023–COMPLETE

Bradley the Damned

Chapter XII (5,118 words) posted 02.10.2023

Chapter XIII (3.687 words) posted 15.10.2023

Chapter XIV (3,338 words) posted 20.10.2023

Chapter XV (4,877 words) posted 23.10.2023

Chapter XVI/epilogue (2,390 words) posted 31.10.2023

Arrival in Andromeda

Chapter 12 (8,762 words) posted 01.10.2023

Scintillation—chapter 1 (4,461 words) posted 01.10.2023

November

Words posted this month: 6,720

Choices and Regrets, NaNoWriMo/November Rough Trade. Goal 50k words. 911/Dark Matter (book) fusion/crossover. Buddie.

Current WC: 50,293/50,000

Chapter 1 (6,658 words) posted 05.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 2 (6,486 words) posted 07.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 3 (5,961 words) posted 10.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 4A(6,433words) posted 13.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 4B (3,136 words) posted 15.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 5 (7,880 words) posted 21.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 6 (6,188 words) posted 27.11.2023 ☑️

Chapter 7(7,751 words) posted 30.11.2023 ☑️

Scintillation, chapter 2 (6720 words) posted 01.11.2023

December

Words posted this month: 75,135

Home Found (Big Moxie Q4 challenge—time travel), Eureka fix-it, Jack Carter/Nathan Stark

Chapter 1 (372 words) posted 01.12.2023

Chapter 2 (2,178 words) posted 15.12.2023

Chapter 3 (1,612 words) posted 16.12.2023

Chapter 4 (2,245 words) posted 17.12.2023

Chapter 5 (2,019 words)

Chapter 6 (2,890 words) posted 22.12.2023

Chapter 7 (3,304 words) posted 29.12.2023

Chapter 8

Arrival in Andromeda

Chapter 13 (11,061 words) posted 03.12.2023

Chapter 14 (11,753 words) posted 06.12.2023

Chapter 15 (13,383 words) posted 14.12.2023

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Scintillation, (4,814 words) Chapter 3 posted 01.12.2023

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana, chapter 12 (9,949 words)

Steve (4,541 words)—complete 24.12.2023

Buck (2,172 words)

Danny (2,144 words)—complete 30.12.2023

Eddie (901 words)

Choices and Regrets

Chapter 1: Are You Happy With Your Life? (6,922 words) posted 15.12.2023

Chapter 2: Cognitive Dissonance (6,527 words) posted 21.12.2023

Chapter 3: Distortions in the Mirror (6,055 words) posted 28.12.2023

All Works in Progress:

Mass Effect/Mass Effect Andromeda MReyder or MShenko

An Andromeda Tale

Reinventing Scott

Bound by Blood complete 22.10.2023

What Happens in Vegas, one shot

To Follow

The Marks We Leave on One Another

Your Guide to Andromeda, one shot

If I See You in My Dreams

Recurrence

Shipwrecked

Death, Rebirth and the Jackal

911/Buddie

Sleepless in LA—complete 28.04.2023

Christmas for Cowboys (aka Christmas fic)

Alley with a View—aka Buddie Rear Window (Halloween 2023 fic)

A New Version of Foreplay

Family, Familia, ‘Ohana

The First Spectre (added March 2023)

An All Time High (added May 2023)

Choices and Regrets—November Rough Trade project (Added August 2023)

Teen Wolf/Sterek

To Catch a Fallen Star

Connie the Librarian one-shot (Firefighter Derek Verse)

Suspiscions—Sheriff Stilinski one-shot (Firefighter Derek Verse)—complete 20.05.2023

Generation Kill

Bradley the Damned complete 31.10.2023

Mayans MC

The Outlaw and the Cartel Boss

Moonknight/Suits

Cousin Harvey

Hawaii 5-0

Mana’olana

Wheel of Time

Promise Me You Won’t let me—complete 22.03.2023

MCU

Scintillation—July Rough Trade. Tony/Bucky, T’Challa/Erik

Eureka

Home Found—Big Moxie Q4 project (added 20.10.2023)

Foundation

Reunion (added September 2023)

[teruel-a-witch]

while i was making my mcdanno+sunsets graphic i tried to google steve's quote about two guys on the beach watching sunsets, the first result was @stephmcx's post about 10x19, but it was the second that amused me greatly

(unsurprisingly there's a whole separate page dedicated to the examples of HoYay in h50 on TVtropes, if you don't know what HoYay means here's the main article)

the entire article is psychic damage worth of reading when it's all laid out so plainly even tho it only covers 8 seasons and isn't even very complete but here's the rest of the blurb that google matched to the search

nice to know it wasn't just me who thought the sunset setting is romantically coded.

steve and danny assigned not just romantic, impossibly romantic by google/TVtropes and the universe from the pilot. (not to mention the whole they dig each other bit)

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Hawaii Five-0 seasons 3-10 liveblogging

I started watching again this year after stopping in season 3. Some thoughts:

- Lou has such laugh out lines. „Stop, hammer time! *lifts arms*“ after opening a door and socking a person is great

- Jerry getting his badge was sweet

- Aunt Debbys whole saga :‘(

- THEY FUCKING OBLITERATED A GUY WITH A MISSILE MEANT FOR A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE!! wild

- Lou‘s kid is so sweet in the Chigaco episode

- McGarretts whole thing with only hiring Junior after police training makes sense if you‘d look at it isolated but after all his other hires and Adam‘s only deal being ‚you were Yakuza, that seems enough knowledge‘ is wild (and being given a gun by Steve lmao)

- second lmao: Junior‘s reaction to yakuza!Adam reveal being like ‚badass!‘ (and shoutout to Chi‘s outtake with „why don‘t you get some pompoms and go ‚yakuza! Yakuza!‘“ 😂)

- I understand why Grace and Daniel left but it being so abrupt and then the hacker dude Toast getting a whole goodbye and flashback scene was.. rude

- Adam about Junior „He‘s a whole adult.“ Steve: „he‘s a whole navy seal.“ so you agree that you also shouldn‘t be considered an adult

- Nahele‘s whole story and there still being so much they coulda done

- Lou: ‚I guaren-damn-tee you‘

- Kono‘s travel oddyssey with the traditional boat was heartwrenching but you cannot tell me that they didn‘t just slap terrible grey hair spray on the actress for Kono‘s mom

- alternate universe!Danno in hawaiian shirt was a whole mood

- I do not like Steve‘s blonde girlfriend and Danny‘s blonde is at least prettier but still hilarious that he cannot say I Love You to her because ‚it has to mean something‘ while he slings it around with Steve

- of course they share a liver now.

- Uncle Steve with Danny‘s kids is so sweet (like the race car bed saga)

- loved the hairdresser turned counsellor court story for Sang Min

- lmao Steve suddendly doing air races after being shot at in his last plane is *something*

- Han!actor in that scene!!!

- love the random sports players turning up and someone being like ‚omgggg they‘re not gonna believe! Take a photo with me??‘ and it‘s mostly people you‘d never heard of

- I love Danny‘s nephew Eric and all the interactions he has

(- I like Scott‘s hand tattoos)

- 8.8. Jerry: ‚I feel the need. The need for Steve‘ … ‚I just said that out loud‘ (after a top gun-y scene)

- insane way of new girl and her brother just walking away from their home after she got home, to go eat, while every light is on, there‘s a tv in the garden??, door probably unlocked. Wild

- cgi is still bad in season 8 👍🏻

HOLY SHIT JERRY!HAIRCUT. It looks so wrong 😂

- hahaha of course a dead woman has connections to Adam, gotta bring him in more somehow (and of course it‘s a bioweapon)

- the zoom and enhances they do is SO out of control

- „seven minutes since infection“ is so dramatic a scene introduction

- „what‘s the matta with you? What are you, nuts?“ is my FAVORITE danny catchphrase

- the future imagining of the restaurant?? With all the h50 fam pictures like chin and ‚his‘ kid and kono and adam?? Cries a lot. Also steve talking more jersey bc it‘s probably danny's dream? Adorable

IT‘S BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT?? fml

- bahahahaha junior and tani flirting and the dad‘s just being like 🤨 tf. Like guys, you flirt like this literally all the time

- 😭😭 future danny at grace‘s wedding day. Bahahaha Lou‘s grandad moustache. Kills me. And it‘s So badly glued on

- future Charlie being in the police and Junior with his fro and married bliss with tani??! Fucking kill me, adorable. Bahahahaha the fully transparent future!phones tho. And tani being THE CAPTAIN!!!! Cute

- oh kono and adam are stil married in s8 right? i know they divorce apparently. Bc his future baby scene was cute

- THE OLD MAN SCENE IS NOT THE END OF s10? How bad is the real ending then???? The old man bickering 😭 help I love them so much. And they love each other 😭

- s8e11. I love how the kid is adr‘d. They picked a real shitty kid actor for charlie. It’s so baaad 😂 like better than replacing the kid suddendly I guess but my dude, train him a lil bit I guess?

- what the fuck is that christmas story about santas killing people, danny. The oxcygen loss did sometime to your brain my guy.

- i love the ‚i gotta call you back‘ and hanging up trope. Like, give some kind of indication what‘s happening and how bad it is.

- jorge garcia singing is always good. Also his ‚it‘s nice to be desired sometimes‘ (about singing the female part of a ‚baby it‘s cold outside‘ w alexa)

- jerry geeking out with the comms veteran guy is so cute 🥺

- and danny teaching charlie about fingerprints etc is so cute 🥺

- „my phone don‘t do pictures.“ Fucking Evan Kelmp ass motherfucker 😂😂

- I feel like they really ramped up the super close-up shots of people‘s faces in s8 and it‘s… not a good choice

- bahahhahaha the guy‘s coming to get Tani‘s gangster ex being the most fucking gangsta dudes ever with fucking cigars in mouth and holding two guns out with straight arms is fucking hilarious

- lmao 8.14. Danny drops ‚fake news‘ and ‚alternative facts‘ within a minute, sheesh the carbon dating of that 😂

- also 8.13. Chi is an amazing actor and it was devasting (especially after laughing about his ‚tiny heiny‘ comment to his kid earlier in the episode)

- Steve really just does continue to call Danny ‚Danny Williams‘ while he‘s standing right next to him huh (refers to him as such to Junior after D makes a stupid observation)

- ‚„quid pro quo“, that‘s latin for ‚buy some shrimp, get names“‘ lol kamekona

- lmao of course Danny has an uncle called Vito. Who looks like he has a cross necklace shaped scar??

- adam going tokio drift up in this bitch

- junior‘s nickname being ‚junes‘?? Adorable

- d‘aww tani and junior undercover as parents xD and McDanno being like ‚ya see this chemistry? They could be married!‘ guys, stones and glass houses

- eric taking the ‚family‘ photos 😂 „c‘mon guys you‘re in love!“ „we‘re not in love, we‘re married“ lmao

- also she looks good in that grey/black striped tshirt

- also also FUCKING RUDE that the kids get to go undercover as couple after like 1 season and mcdanno never fucking got to. Big sigh. You know, the ‚they‘re so married‘ guys? Grow some balls showrunners. Thank god fanfiction writers exist

- the yakuza boss‘s black floral shirt is very pretty

- what a surprise, vito is a scumbag (aka connected to the guy that tried to kill danny, not just all his other sleaze lol)

- also the commitment of danny saying ‚love you‘ and fist bumping after having a speech about how nuclear death is preferable to being stuck with the crew after surviving

- I hate how Danny‘s character is evolving. He‘s always been grumpy but now I feel like he‘s barely in any policing scenes and is just annoyed about the restaurant or sniping at the others for different stuff

- awwwwwww barber guy doing law!

- Jersey!Danny (or cop days, idk when it was set) in leather jacket!!! … oh wow he was seeing her (the domestic abuse victim). Also does he still have blondie girlfriend??

- „I‘m the guy that‘s been sleeping with your wife! *shitass grin*“ danny lol

- lmao Tani and Junior on beat day. But also just bullying a kid about having to paint over graffiti 😂

- Lou about Steven driving to the other/wrong side of the road to cut off Adam‘s CI „what was wrong with that side of the road??“

- adam‘s old challenger rt? noice

- lol adam has a sister? I missed where that was set up. But also her henchmen are hot. And she fucking killed the fbi agent?? Also wearing some killer high heels. Oooooh yeah the familial dna match on the killed guy

- kittens!! (Old hitman that knew John has two cats)

- s8e20: I just saw the text preview and ‚catherine rollins returns‘ ??? N O. W H Y.

- Also congrats adam on your first CI dying/being killed. Lol adam is done?? He didn‘t even really get started (oooh he wants to go to the mainland for kono. Uhm, guess that doesn‘t go well with the impending divorce?)

- catherine is still the hottest of the girlfriends.

- „i got someone there [in hawaii] who can help me“ bold fucking claim ya lil shit. Someone you walked out on and all over two fucking times

- lmao Lou *mouthing* WHY IS SHE HERE? also. ‚Girl you trippin‘ 😂 he is so suspicious of her, love it.

- that is a fully different dog in the Junior running scene. Also. Did you see anyyyyone here, conserve your energy my guy instead of yelling. Stop throwing rocks at eddy??

- „look at how mature we are right now“ guys. Please. Why

- has junior lost his fucking mind? Why is he taking selfies and training? The dehydration and delusionment set in quick I guess. Your phone is about to die my guy

- seriously was scott caan off filming something else during this season?? Miss that lil angry guy

- british intelligence guy is back?? Didn‘t he die hmm

- fast & furious franchise mention!

- danny is back! And he already suspects adam of killing his sister, nice. YES and they go see MI5 guy. Danny‘s face when he sees him is… quite something

- oh. Oh no. Danny. Don‘t look at the young blonde like that.

- Harry is so hot. Lmao danny eating his son‘s animal crackers. Of course danny is the style icon help here 😂

- love how the photographer thought harry was hitting on him

- god Harry is really just a stand in for james bond. And it‘s fucking great. Love that guy. In all his wet wet glory

- why is jerry at a clinic working? Also my god that was a gruesome shot (guy digging fork fullyyyy into his arm flesh). Ooooh he‘s doing UC work

- lmao mcgarrett getting a kite out of a tree. And the kid staring at him like he‘s a god

- ‚this is a guy that‘d rather read a mosquito its rights than swatting it‘ lmao Lou. Poor Duke 🥲

- lmao the scene with the vet checking out steve. Checking out in more ways than one. Also „I rev a little higher than most“. Lol. And danny walzing in staking his claim

- STEVE CAN READ CHINESE? Casual.

- „WOAAAH he speaks! *shit eating grin*“ I love lou. (After a suspect didn‘t speak the whole time)

- it only took 8 seasons and 23 episode for steve to say to danny ‚hey take your shirt off‘ (to fight a chinese triad boss‘ son). and danno‘s „Don‘t touch me, ever in life“

- god damn scott is hot. Jesus christ. His pecs are there to be grabbed

- steve doesn‘t wanna live alone. And junior notices. Cries a lot.

- „this bout to be the Shining up in here again if ya don‘t get to the point“ more good Lou lines

- holy shit the guy the medical examiner pulled is hot AF

- junior is being deployed? Wasn‘t he kicked? (Ah I guess ‚the reserves’ explains that…) Also mcgarrett has balls of steel and junior has a hard on for that

- fully armed seals coming outta water scene is pretty sick. Damn and full on camo face paint

- damn joe white is looking baaad. But junior in action mode is 👌🏻

- hey the cgi got better. That missile explosion was actually nice

- s8e25: NAHELE!!! But also, danny without beard looks so weird.

- dannys way of exiting the conversation with ‚alright I‘m gonna go kill myself‘ is so relateable

- mcgarett showing off the military flag alphabet thing. Nice

Danny „steve! Steve! He wanted to name the restaurant Steve‘s, I‘ll do it now in his memory 🙄“ xD

- also love how they have active military there and some guy (steve) goes to meet enemies (rogue sub full of russians)

- love the putin photo in the background of the russian official guy. And in earlier seasons the american president was just alluded to vaguely

- tani to lou: ‚hey uncle‘ lou: 'oh you talkin to me?!‘ ‚the locals use it as a sign of respect‘ ‚i know when someone is saying I‘m old‘ ‚well, you aare old. But I was being respectful about it 🥺‘

- wht the actual NOOOOOOOO WO FAT????? What the actual fuck is the opening scene of season 9. oh. That is. Marginally better but still doesn‘t explain the whole alien tech setup. What the kink shit is going on. That is. So disturbing. Steve. How did you get into this.

- hell yeah shirtless boxing danny in the opener. And their hero shot after the russian villa. Nice

- „#offended #WomenCanDigToo“ lmao tani

- jesus the dead guy looked like Harry for a second. Thank god it‘s some other dude

- danny‘s hair is weird in this season. It looks lighter? And maybe because the sides are shaved more again

- „this place got more traffic than kanye‘s twitter feed“ yikes 😂

- love how steve‘s like ‚gonna infiltrate that enemy boat. Not like younger me doing seal shit but a secret new thing‘ aka just appearing undercover as a worker??? How??? What?!

- junior is starting off the season with some good outfits (black/white flower short sleeve shirts are my weakness)

- there‘s some interesting lighting choices, mostly as in ‚it‘s very obvious we are filming something‘ light

- lol of course his old agent hook-up is the mole. Danny you have terrible taste for suggesting women for steve

- that leader dude is a good villain because he is creepy as shiiiiit. Cool thanks, totally wanna watch the cocoon scene again

- danny worried about his boy 😭

- steve fighting in the red latex suit is very britney spears of him. Lmao and the slowmo in this fight. Really going for it huh.

- danny‘s need to touch to comfort and ground steve 😭 also ‚it‘s gonna need more than a brain scrub to forget you pal‘.

- another fucking wild opening of a guy assaulting a dude, strapping him to himself with a harness, blowing the door of a doubledecker airplane and jumping from it

- junior to the dog: „i know, i hate it when mom and dad argue too“ danny to steve: „well don‘t just stand there and be handsome, say something!“ (after accusing him if being boring). I can‘t with these two

- 9.2. the scene with tani and the captain in the academy?? Woooffff the tension??? Fuck me up. „You were the best damn student I ever had“ „you‘re a rule breaker miss rey. But that is not the way I do things“ just bend her over the desk holy shit (i‘m so sorry. Not)

- TIL that it‘s called ‚helo‘ and not ‚heli‘ in army jargon. From COD fanfics and from Junior. Why tho?

- „if you told me you were an undercover spy I‘d believe you. They got everyone and their mamma on they payroll“ more good lou lines. And „who do you think you‘re talking to? I‘m the police! That‘s what we do“

- it seems like it took a long time for h50 to do a heatwave episode. Rookie did one real quick. including the ‚heatwaves spike anger‘ fun fact

- JUNIOR SAT BUTT ASS NAKED (in a henley) IN TANIS CHAIR AND THEN she walks in a bikini, of course he fucking can‘t get up and follow her

- „i‘m supposed to be a silent partner here. Maybe you two should try it“ (kamekona at mcdannos bickering). Also, can I just say that danny constantly sipping on his insulated water bottle being brought up as plot point is conjuring ideas and I‘m not sure what the actual canon is gonna do with it.

- lou playing golf with dog the bounty hunter is something. But something even more is dog‘s tits in his ice bath.

- lmao tani‘s impression of danny.

- jerry smashing a bottle of milk over a guy‘s head and it splashing at the camera to fully cover the screen white was.. sure an effect

- why oh why are tani and junior walking back to the station IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. There‘s perfectly good sidewalks on both sides

- „i like to live on the edge“ junior about eating a cone with scoops of choco ice cream and fruit sorbet

- lou and the poor golf caddy boy certainly have some scenes

- the pins on ME noelani‘s jacket lapels!!! Cute

- is it an official thing to cross your heart instead of saluting to pay respects? (Re the jerry and junes mission to bring the dead soldier home)

- season 9 and a trans vic? But also the instant switch of lou to using female pronouns? Good

- lmaaooo the other victim‘s husband and wife photograph has a super photoshopped head on the guy 😂

- „did ya get a groupon?“ (danny about a guy only spending 2k on a contract killer 😂)

- yes it‘s very military propaganda but junes‘ speech at the school was actually nice

- „i didn‘t leave my mom‘s basement for months“ jerry, you never did that anyways my guy

- what?? A car just standing there, with the radio on, runs out of gas? And not battery juice?? What was the logic there?

- omg lil kid!jerry at camp

- eric episode!!! He‘s so pretty (i need to start watching that actor’s + brothers podcast)

- creppy children‘s drawing! Nice

- the facts that adam!actor is still in the main credits…

- eric: „OH MY GOD. No service..“ poor baby

- I love how he uses ths screen of his phone as flashlight for the map instead of the.. yknow.. the flashlight

- lmao noelani coming to help their search. They‘re so nerdy

- i love how steve and junes are doing the interrogation of a child. Instead of… danny.. that has a daughter. Because once again, scott is nowhere to be seen. What was he doing these seasons??

- I hate that lady actor. She is a) not good b) looks creepy bc I maybe recognize her from smth

- also wow jerry‘s haircut just looked a lot like majima‘s 😂 with the buzzed back and longer flop over it

- WHAT THE FUCK THERE‘S AN ACTUAL FERAL CHILD??? I guess that‘s better than a ghost or a hallucination of the kid but goddamn that was creepy

- the fucking scooby doo ness of their whole camp cabin adventure is hilarious. Okay there *actually* is a creppy axe guy.

- a yes. Rain wet cabins, clearly amazing material to go up in flames

- the solutions for the last two murders have been done so quick

- lou: „shh, he‘s sleeping“ (after knocking out a guy that tried to flee)

- omg tani‘s face after the traumatized lil girl speaks again (to give her a drawing)

- captain keo my beloved. Go screw sense into her pls

- „air boss“ and „mini boss“ ?? That‘s the actual position names for an aircraft carrier overseer?!

- season 9 cgi/green screen tech? Still not great but better

- eyyyyyyy duke is back to work!

- is adam back in town? WOAH what the fuck happened to him. I guess the divorce happened?? 😂 you look like shit brother

- also a fucking rude ending for kono (and by extension grace. ‚We‘re not paying you and your character is a bitch that only cares about her job (that is saving girls from prostitution)‘).

- „i‘m not taking any orders from you“ „the only thing I‘m ordering this afternoon is a cab“ top tier banter lmao

- danny! A rare treat these days

- whewww… tani telling steve that adam‘s back and doing bad turns into an invitation to 5-0? Great. That‘s not gonna make her feel like shit

- okay she also gave the anonymous tip, good. Did she also put the gun back?

- also, you know what I‘m surprised about? That baby *actually* looks tiny. Not like b99 or rookie where they shit out a child and it looks a year old instantly

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO. STEVE? YOU AND WARREN?! FUCKING NO. I hate it. (They went go get a drink after the conclusion)

- lmao adam? I really can‘t tell if he‘s lying about the gun being planted in the first place or not

- s9e7 it‘s the 200th episode and their restaurant opens? 🥹 this can only go well…….

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 40s OPENING? Do you have that running in your restaurant? WTHA IS THIS OPENING MUSIC? Is that.. the orignal? Or the funky jazz version?

- lmao, that was supposed to be steve‘s grandfather? You know steve and his dad don‘t even look that much alike

- „it was dark and over quickly. Like my first marriage“ old timey danny is great

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 40s!junior fucking kills me with the fucking accent. WHAT IS THAT? it‘s like jersey gangster mixed with hawaiian gangster (and he‘s playing a surf instructor)

- also, how do we convey the 40s of it all with not just the clothing and cars? Make everything sepia toned and let them all smoke cigs (and just give 40s!steve an oral fixation)

- „this beauty looks like a walking pool table“ (about a henchman) more good 40s!danny lines

- „This handsome thing here is my partner“ , challenge ‚steven!coded people stop calling your partner handsome“ - fails instantly

- the fucking old timey music cues are killing me

- omg and jerry!character being a cop. Bless jorge

- fucking looney tunes car chase

- lmao at them using magnifyng glasses instead of having zoom and enhance tech

- jesus the 40s!tani and adam characters. THE MUSTACHE. Whyyyyyy. Is this foreshadowing for adam being a baddie lol

- „steven, we could use the bathroom or something“ what??? What did you just say?!

- 40s!tani is fucking loving that role. Also not selling it.

- captain!lou!! „I‘ll ask the twos of yous a question“ kill me

- steve: „this case got me thinking what I really wanna be doing with my time“ SIR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????? Okay, just that he wants to stay a cop and not run the restaurant. (Which also doesn‘t make sense to me why he apparently *leaves* in the last episode, but we still have almost two seasons to go to that…). And just danny‘s „if you‘re out, i‘m out“. Ride or fucking die man

- thanksgiving at the grover house!!!

- NAHELE!!!!!!!!! Still sad that he never got to live with mcgarret but some rando army kid did (aka junes). Junior had family (granted a family that didn‘t want to see him) . Who did nahele have huh??

- also what fucking sport is this? Tag football or smth?

- weeLPPPP danny is in jersey. Makes sense but even less screentime for lil angry guy

- ……..adam is just here, working now? It‘s fine that his house got searched? They‘re just okay with that?

- lou‘s kid grew up handsome! Bless

- is that nick offerman??? Also lmao adam playing shy and just going ‚konichiwa 🙂‘ as UC work

- lou and his big brother‘s apology scene 😭 and him getting a job at steve‘s 😭

- (fun fact: i‘m working on a mcdanno+harry langford fic atm and I might even post it??)

- the banker had the sister killed in order to frame adam?? Wow. „Yakuza justice or five 0 justice“ 😂😂 yeah wtf do you choose here, both sucks

- wow vigilante justice for suspected drug transactions? Damn dude. Cool outfit bro (kinda honest)

- „gangs now use emoji codes for threats. Scissors = I‘m gonna cut you“ lmao real grandpa explaining ‚lol‘ vibes from you tani

- how tall is junior compared to danny? Still taller right? Because he looks small next to steve

- „sounds like my next mother in law“ what the fuck danny?

- THE COMIC ART RETELLING OF THE TAKE DOWN OFF THE PERP????? help, jerry you freaking dork

- aw charlie‘s actor finally learned to talk better. „Hey what‘s up there mini D?“ bless ya steve

- what‘s up with alex‘s eyes being so bloodshot all the time?

- danny is touring colleges with grace on the mainland. Of course he is. That man has PTO out the whazzoo

- what the fuck is this fluffy vest that steve is wearing?

- god joe white actor be looking olldddd. Also kinda like my grandpa….

- german perp: „you must bring me to a hospital“ lou: „nein. the only thing I must do is stay black and *die*“

- steve: „what are you, nuts?!“ glad he picked that up from danny. Also the buddy shouting ‚who‘s your daaaaddy‘ after bringing guns 😂

- (welp just spoiled myself that joe white dies and steve stays in montana)

- uff joe telling steve to ‚find someone‘ and not wait. Excuse me, he has his perfect match, they‘re just both stubborn asses (and not canon yadda yadda)

- WHO BRINGS AN RPG TO A GUN FIGHT. Rude

- lou calling the german dude „Papa“ (because he‘s using the guy‘s son as leverage)

- …what family does steve now have left? Sister and niece? That‘s it? Whooff (joe was basically dad 2.0)

- yeah put a fucking guy with a gsw and internal bleeding on a fucking HORSE. That’s not gonna jostle shit around at all…..

- through my tears: glad that steve also copied ‚what‘s the matta with you?‘ from danny.

- yes i‘m fucking bawling from this. Cool cool. „Have you ever seen a sunset like this?“ … cries more thinking about that would pop into steve‘s head in the future when he sees the sun going down

- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. CATHERINE? FUCK OFFFFFFFFF.

- nice to see that steve went awol for a month to… torture a guy…. Good ol‘ army tactics. God bless america

- eyyyy junior gets to join the task. Hooyah brother. And who the fuck is this old dude?

- who the fuckkkkk is this pilot

- i like catherine‘s fluffy vest, would wear

- JESUS STEVEEEEE. Daydreaming about fucking the CIA deviant? While sitting next to your ex.

- „he‘s avenging his father. I woulda done the same thing“. Steve. You literally are.

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HARRY!!!!! (I thought he would show up soon but then I checked again and thought it would be way later but here he fucking is!!!!!!!)

- ….. CATHERINE AND STEVE UNDERCOVER AS MARRIED COUPLE? Eff offf. Danny‘s super unenthusiasthic ‚mazeltov‘ is all I have to add to that. And lol at steve‘s ‚I do‘ while looking at harry

- sigh, catherine cleans up nice, „steven you look absolutely magnificent in that tux“ danny: „kissass“

- „don‘t be a caveman darling“ lmao steve‘s partners calling him caveman.

- oh wow junes as server

- wOW, that zoom and enhance was outrageous

- harry with thigh holster? And being his badass bond self? Yes please

- I just fucking burst out laughing WHAT is steve‘s COAT. Wasn‘t the fluffy vest enough? Now he has a fukcing ikea monkey ass coat?

- „find youself a good woman, a boring hobby and first chance you get, retire“ everyone has great advice for steve huh

- cries. I do like steve/catherine if it wasn‘t for all her fucking betrayal

- grace episode?? .. hellloooooo shirtless danno. God he‘s hot

- my god, his ex has a horrible haircut. Also „stan bought grace a car“ …. Didn‘t stan and rachel divorce? Or was that the thing where therapy worked? I‘m so confused with this family

- cries in steve going to the hospital to danny

- „mr and mrs williams“ …. ??

- rachel is so fucking annoying.

- he brought her her favorite sweatshirts of his?? „I was surprised you didn‘t take this in the divorce“ ?? Danny you fucking sap

- „bitch you‘ll pay for what you did“ love the dialogue progression of this so it just sounds like steve says this to a teenage girl instead of reading her text back to her

- stop apologizing to rachel, danny. She‘s so damn terrible and danny is way too good. She‘s so fucking manipulating and danny constantly has to say ‚don‘t do that/don‘t say that‘ because she‘s trying some goddamn tactic to get her will.

- cries, young danny and gracie 😭 i bet some of these are bts photos

- fuck you rachel, stop kissing his temple

- god fuck offfff can we stop with danny/rachel. Christ he‘s such a fucking sap, he made the dish for their first date and that‘s why it‘s on the menu??? Bby

- lmao steve coming to grace‘s rescue from mother hen steve

- „there‘s no plan“ „so you‘re just freestyling? Like relationship jazz?“ wtf steve 😂

- junes has a home??? Ah helping his parents. Wow his dad is a bitchhhhh

- oh woooowwww, they‘re going in one of those fucking mini subs that imploded? Cool

- i love steve‘s and junior‘s little hoyaah handshake before he goes off

- wow we went into straight up computer game graphics for this scene huh. That was… something

- what the fuck is going on on this underwater station. That‘s a fucking horror movie.

- aw gay counselor/therapist and gay kiddo. Also conversion therapy as topic.

- lol what the fuck, jerry got blown up by a computer rigged with bombs (he‘s fine)

- alex has a ring tattoo? Well he has two dots on his left ring finger

- wheewwww vigil for the counselor guy also got me fucking crying.

- 😐 fucking rachel staying at danny‘s. Fuck off. Oh is that where he goes to steve‘s house later because his gets water damage?

- jesus fucking christ I hate all the reminiscing that rachel is doing, she‘s so gross. I fucking DARE them to fuck -.- the fucking sex music cue to cut to them playing yatzy was also smth. Not anytjing I enjoyed

- lmao jerry saving a life with webmd open

- tani is so sweet with kids. But also very aggressive when confronting perps

- lmao steve going to check up on danny after that night. And then demanding pancakes from danny.

- aw adam moving into a flat. And hanging a photo with the lads lmao (lou and jerry). Actually the funniest part of that was him trying to hang a big painting, not liking it, hanging the friends photo which was consierably smaller and at the scene with the party it‘s just another big painting 😂

- aww adam is learning sign language. For a random homeless guy? „This is my favorite kind of sandwich. Free“ 😂

- lmao a murder at a mermaid experience and the woman is an MLM leader. Also tani being super excited abt the mermaid thing

- tani teaching junes about ‚trolling‘ 😂

- I should not be watching tv when I‘m on my period and moody. Tani‘s story sbout swimming and her dad almost made me cry

- „death thy name is smoothie“ (jerry about finding poison that had been put into a smoothie)

- it is rude that adam considers 5-0 his family. What about kono? She dead to them?

- cries. Why is everything making me cryyyyy

- junes getting tani a mermaid tail!!!! Cries a lot. „I‘m not worthyyyyy of this!!!“ „i‘m about to crush mermaid camp!“ they are very adorable together

- love that the bank robbers are wearing the fucking skull balaklavas. Been thinking about them since ghost

- and tani is wearing a snakeskin print shirt lmao. Majima much

- big yikes junior. Killed the baby daddy of his ex while trying to help him. And got bitch slapped for it

- we‘re meeting danny‘s old fucking mother-in-law?! Fuck offf with all this goddamn rachel + family stuff

- why is she doing a fake french/german accent? „Sumsing terrible has happened“. Now it‘s bad posh english thrown in

- „my job is to stand there, be handsome and say nothing“ (paraphrased) lol steve

- lol her security was called Gavin (or Kevin) she says it weird. Insert bird noise joke

- and steve also gets a „kissass“ from danny

- of course rachel‘s mother is a fucking bitch. Apple doesn‘t fall far from the tree. And of course she writes romance novels

- yay more UC work for the kids. „i‘m pretty sure that guy thinks I‘m gay“ yes you‘ve been chatting up guys in a gym my guy

- help my potential for shame got filled within 2 seconds of tani‘s dance class

- „you my friend are more than adequate“ steve what a way with words you have to encourage danny

- yeah no show, you‘re not managing to redeem his mother-in-law. Motherfucker, she wants them to be togther???!!? Fuck offffffffff. Fuck right offfff. They‘re so goddamn bad for eachother. Jesus fucking christ

- a guy got his hawaiian shirt stolen off his back that‘s worth 5k?!

- the art forger guy is… so unpleasant

- boy, what a reveal that junes‘ dad is an amputee. Guess makes sense why he didn‘t want junior to go serve

- lol junior knows an arms dealer. That is foremost a junkie.

- young Duke!! And young McGarretts!!! Aw super preggers Doris

- lmao a swipe transition with Steve‘s dad to him was really funny. Wow and more wild transitions. They‘re really doing for it this episode

- why is 2010!Danny so…. Meek

- lmao does this gun connect all of 5-0‘s stories? 😂 also, what an ugly fucken red leather couch (at tani‘s or her bf‘s place)

- the fucking transitions are killing me, like cutting around a person and swiping that away then

- „quantum level interconnected creepy“ you say it jerry. „We‘re linked to all of them!“ dundunduuuuuun 😂

- d‘aww john saves duke‘s life.

- wow steve and duke are just going to california.

- Mr Pickles flashback! Good cat.

- lmao the owner left steve, danny and the drug dealer in her will. Lol they got the cat figurines. And the cat is up for grabs. Lmao steve petting the cat through the carrier while driving.

- lol love how Adam is grossed out by shrimp. Breakfast shrimp burritos??? Lou, I am judging you for that

- also bless men talking about mental health and support with eachother

- 🥺🥺🥺🥺 steve holding mr pickles. And just hooking his jaw over his lil head. THE SAME WAY HE DOES WITH PEOPLE bc he‘s always taller

- awwww tani asking junes to be her date for a friend‘s wedding.

- lmao steve befuddled when a perp goes ‚whoa slow your roll, bro‘ to him

- …. DID EDDY MURDER THE CAT (he didn‘t but like. Wtf)

- 9.22 noelani what have you gotten into??

- lmaaooooo tani using the fucking microsoft photo editing a photo for junes (as a gift for his dad)

- of course adam is friends with the daughter of the head of the yakuza (and she got engaged and almost married with an undercover fbi agent). I really like the boss tho

- also love how the yakuza boss doesn‘t have any security at his home??? And adam drives up with a corvette lol. Lives in an apartment but has multiple cars 👌🏻 (assuming he‘d still have his oldtimer)

- yeah adam mr „I got free from the yakuza“ you also murdered your own brother and have no family left

- sheesh the yakuza boss is so hot. Also lol him fully expecting adam to get back into the yakuza and having a drink ready for him then

- 9.23. the gang talking about how mary is staying at a aribnb and not steve‘s house for a visit and how crowded it‘s there already. Danny: „maybe you should stop adopting animals. *looks at junior* no disrespect.“ „aah i‘m just happy to be here 😊“

- aww uncle lou trying to help tani out 😂

- lol tani to danny bc it‘s steve‘s day off: „look at you, forced to drive your own car“

- „he‘s here to talk about statistics?!“ „yeah and he ended up becoming one“ lou with the good lines again

- sure, junes just scaling a loose dirt wall

- goddamn tani looks good in her wedding party outfit. And they‘re so cute dancing togther 🥺 also could not be me, I only hit the dance floor at 2 am waasted. Their slow danceeee 🥹🥹🥹 bbys

- AAAAAAAAAAAH season 1 mcdanno. Eyoo eric‘s actor‘s brother

- (junior in his navy sailor outfit in the credits is very cute)

- „whatchu gonna do about it officer?“ „first of all, I‘m a captain“ 😂 (lou‘s bro and him)

- lol the microsoft sponsorship is still going stroooong. Tani just chatting to cortana

- i‘m gonna have to rewatch the first episode once I finished the series. And I‘m just gonna be screaming the whole damn time

- steve is SO annoyed with the hacker guy, „the face is so punchable“ 😂

- the kids doing a hot pursuit! And tani!actor going all in with the fake driving 😂 sis this ain‘t mario cart

- another rpg? Jesus christ. And they full flipped the car through a wooden structure. Yaaay steven to the rescue

- junior in a suit! And of course he‘s the bigger man and doesn‘t insist on arguing against parole for the guy that killed his sister

- wow and of course aaron wright played them once again. Aaah this will be their season 9 showdown, gotcha. Makes a good opponent I guess

- „there’s a lot of things I don’t like about you […] the angrier you are, the faster you walk, what‘s the matta with you, slow down“ danno pls

- whew still emotional about joe‘s death. For a guy I didn‘t even like

- oh aaron, you and your chapstick shiny lips and sculpted eyebrows.

- i was gonna ask where the fuck adam woke up, but yknow, makes sense that it‘s at tamikos place

- i wanna see yakuza boss again. (Also I know he dies probably soon)

- „i don‘t mean to keep you“, you literally just served him food and didn‘t let him touch it yet. Thankfully he insists on eating 😂 down with the tv tropes

- unfortunately the all black bike and getup is very nice

- ah yes, the gold ol I can Fly an Airplane by hacking & simulations

- yaaasss jerry. Hack that bitch. Also love how the airplanes engines were still on. He just said that he‘d have to coast back because the fuel was running out. The engines would have stopped

- why do we never see junes‘ mom? Like even in the episode where junior brings his dad to bed. Yikes hitting him with the ‚you are not my son, not anymore‘ (was he really before though)

- aww going to tani for comfort

- ayooo adam and tamiko

- i fucking dare them to cut to danny and rachel. Ah no, like a good little boy waiting on steve in the office

- motherfucker they went on holiday together? Fuck off man. „What do you want, 50 shades of kuwait?“ danny, why

- W H A T. Ending the season on a cliffhanger if steve or jerry got shot is so rude, and also lol at danny‘s super chill ‚oh my god‘

- no surprise, it was jerry getting shot

- d‘aww junes and tani are going to the opera

- who the fuck is steve on a date with… he‘s… so terrible. And of course takes a call from danno. Stop joking yourself that anything other than danno or catherine would work for you

- „that was danny. We‘re in love, very much. But sometimes he can be a lot“ ????????????? Normal things to say on a date. „It‘s a lot like a marriage actually me and him“ „You know what they say about marriage. It‘s just a friendship recognized by the law“

- A hawaiian opera is interesting

- new opening time: junes with the dancing scene is very cute and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH????

- the fact that steve is wearing converse for his date. Cute

- the whole ‚you‘re 40, jumping off buildings is a young mans game“ yeah and not an actor‘s with back problems thanks to that very show…. But also he do be having more salt than pepper in his beard. Also his hair is so long

- aww real estate agent with two lil studs in his ear

- military police lady. Sure.

- also alex has more finger tattoos? On the inside of his middle finger.

- casual, driving up to a house that has a monster truck in the driveway

- AAAAAAAAA YAKUZA BOSS MY BELOVED. RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED („good friends“ yeah yeah sure adam). AND ANOTHER GREEAT FIT FROM HIM.

- nooooooooo. The surveillance photos. Well he survived this hit but I know he doesn‘t another one

- lol the hitman drives away with the monster truck, of course

- „mimimimi I‘m a badass, I don‘t need to have my gsw looked at by a doctor“ stop forcing characters on us for no fucking reason

- god masudas mugshot is hot

- i fukcing hate quinn. „Can this thing [car that steve is driving] go any faster??“ - writers room: hey we desperately need to make a cool badass women, this works right??? No.

- steve, do not fucking invite this woman into five-0

- ‚our cool badass new female character drives a sick bike and is wearing her unifomr!!! Look at her!!!! She disregarded military orders she‘s so cute!!!‘ fuck right off ‚look at her, acting all shy!!!!‘ fuck offffffffffffffffff

- jerry doesn‘t wanna work for them anymore?? Noooooo don‘t pull a max. Motherfucker

- god I‘m not gonna fucking survive the last episode if they start off the fucking season with someone leaving

- noooooooooo, someone put a bomb in steve‘s garage in his dad’s fucking tool box. The cliffhangers man (not that it makes a difference when binging)

- yeah wait, he owns a fucking police dog. Do not blow up the dog….

- damn steve, nice huge ass red truck

- love how adam is taking point in house breaches. You know, the guy that doesn‘t have any police training?

- ‚look at our new character!!! She uses the internet to find out the name of a suspect and then is snarky about it!!! So cute!!‘ .-.

- …. They just showed off the nudes of a woman (having an affair with the brother of the suspect) to one of his henchmen. Like… she doesn‘t deserve dignity?

- man, season 10 is… starting rough.. I‘m gonna need to be drunk to sit through this. Also, I looked at the episode count for the actors and it‘s 240 for Alex (also it says the same for Scott but that is bullshit with how much he was gone from s8-9 and only credited). Quinn gets 22 eps so most of s10. And surprisingly a lot of fav characters have like 20 or less episodes in total which seems wild with how much of an impact they have.

- god I fucking hate quinn and always putting herself on steve‘s side for no fucking reason. Uuuugggggghhhhhhhhh and flirty comments to danny.

- christ I can‘t do this season sober. And I got so fucking close to finishing this show

- ayooo shitty CGI airplane my beloved, you‘re back. And we are in the 80s???

- cool great, now we just get quinn scenes alone. Do not give a shit about her -.-

- steve‘s red truck is so fucking ridiculous. Especially for chasing a guy

- „totally triggered him“ it‘s so weird for jargon changes in shows that have been going on for 10 years

- aww noelani has different pins on her lapels now (pineapple and hang loose)

- FUCK YOU QUINNNNNNN. She‘s so goddamn annoying with her stupid ass quips and smartass behaviour after them. Cool, she speaks.. russian? Nope, kurdish

- they‘re now doing a stakeout after very clearly following the guy in a red truck…… what is this shoddy ass work???

- wOW WHAT A SURPRISE? You‘re big ass red truck got made?? Who would have expected that

- this fukcing conversation is so painful. I hate quinn with the power of a million suns lmao. The painful ‚innuendo‘. Like what is this goddamn shitty writing

- i put off finishing this series because this season is just fucking terrible. I gotta do it for

- yeah great quinn is now ‚official‘ 5-0…… and immediately gets arrested lmao amazing. Throw her in jail and keep her ass there

- the whole scrne of danny trying to be a wingman for steve and getting eddy into a dogfight? What was that?? LMAOOOO and his snarled face at danny silently insisting that he get the vet’s number

- how did they find out that *she‘s* the girl? I‘m not paying any fucking attention because I cannot stand quinn. Also how is it such a surprise that the girl coulda killed the kidnappers??

- ayooo pretty boy hacker is back. Lol lou. „Casa del solitude“

- max is back for halloween AND HE HAS A SON???? Bless

- also tani as mermaid!! She‘s so cute

- sigh steven having to go help/save his mother. Doris why. You‘ve put the boy through enough. Now he‘s alnost burnt to a crisp. Also, oh it‘s set in comobia? Turn that fucking sepia tone UP!!!!

- also Lou "she prefers the company of women, biblically speaking' (paraphrased). pretty sure that's not in the bible buddy

- steve looks so fucking shellshocked…. Christ he‘s there at least 8 weeks. And junes has gone fully off the edge with monitoring steve. Hoyaah motherfucker

- ayooo switzerland and zurich mention!

- the sepia is so annoying and low-key racist lmao.

- does steve have a whisper mic on??? Yes bitccchhhhh

- also some nice army humour from junes. Bless („at least we‘ll get tortured together“ after a motivational speech from steve)

- this mission is CoD as fuuuuuck. Soap would be proud of the demolitions and sniping (also yes that‘s my main reference atm)

- doris you little bitch. Don‘t you dare shoot steve

- wow….. now steve has… his sister and niece. (Which I already thought was the case but yknow)

- haunting song choice btw

- god, steve is in full hobo look mode. My poor guy

- someone get him back to his partner. And someone get him a goddamn shower

- <3 danno came to washington

- AND THERE‘S ONLY ONE BED. And danno going ‚that bed is big enough for two people right‘ lmao what even are the writers trying

- they are really sowing the seeds of steve ending five-0 though huh. And we‘re only at s10e8. But honestly it‘s so understandable

- the DEA cop in s10e9 is making such eyes at steve in the car

- lou‘s niece and her backstory and then kamekona calling her ‚baby chicago‘ was really cute

- I fucking hate quinn so much, she‘s so goddamn annoying and constantly being in a love interest role for no reason. AND THEN HE CALLS DANNY WITH AN ‚I JUST MISS YOU, DANNY‘ ;-; like what were the writers going for?

- junes keeping an eye out for steve‘s mental health <3 (and then danny busting in with his mold problem xD)

- ‚If I‘m making a hostel for team members, I’m making a chore wheel‘ xD

- ….isn‘t that the first time we see junes‘ mom??

- junior swearing to keep trying to fix the relationship with his dad <3

- and steve singing junes‘ praises ;-;

- aldkfjdkalsj and junes thanking tani, babies ;-; alfjaksjd

- and steve looking at his ohana at thanksgiving ;-; i just love them???

- HOT YAKUZA BOSS!!!! And my god, adam had to fight butt ass naked

- slfkfjalskdj junes sitting on the tiny pink bike and smiling super cutely!!!! Slfkdkalao ‚don‘t touch that, cap!‘

-…one episode with danny and away he is again -.-

- ufff s10e11: adam betraying steve and leaving the gun and badge. But hey, danny is back again I guess. What is up with scott‘s fucking screen time??

- it‘s just so nice to have danny in the episode :‘) making a ‚wild goose chase‘ comment for going into a protected geese territory. Him clearing a house with steve like the well oiled machine they are. Just everything man.

- wo fat had a wife. Suddendly? The LEVEL of retconning. (Okay it‘s not a retcon it‘s just an added lol actually he totally had a wife thihi). Just so they have another revenge plot? Christ

- s10e12: ….and danny is gone again. Did scott caan not want to film with quinn ??? I mean, I‘d fully understand that lol. I need to check if scott was filming something else because why is he only in ever second episode?

- jesus fucking christ, why do we get a cocky private investigator and his british girl partner. What is haaapppeeeenninnnggg. And steve is enamoured with the lady. Of course. If danny was here he‘d be so hard lmao (and she‘s an ex-spy, of course). And quinn has suuuch a bitchy look against british spy. Like girl, you sad you don‘t get the stupid lines this episode?

- xDD lou with the best lines again: ‚why don‘t someone else say his name and he‘ll pop up like beetlejuice.‘ (after two people said wo fat)

- I miss danny ;-; there‘s so much stupid fucking dialogue here with these people,

- WHY IS STEVE DRIVING THE GUYS FERRARI XD ‚it‘s kinda my thing‘ lmao

- i like that the ‚steve reading chinese‘ has a comeback.

- ……… is she setting up that she was involved with harry?! (And also how she‘s immediately on tani‘s ass about having a workplace romance with junes)

- dkdkalsjdj lou being excited about steve having driven a ferrari and him whispering ‚it was amazing‘ ‚tell me about it later‘ xD

- MOTHERFUCKER. Tani finally asking junes out and him then immediately being attacked in his car ;-; I literally yelled out loud

- s10e13: lou not making friends at the golf club lol. security asking him to help and lou going: ‚Can it wait, say, 18 holes?‘ xD (I really like that security guard)

- slfkdkksld Danny <3 and steve trying to touch his face and telling him about wrinkles. W H Y is he even there with him at the school? (As his „emotional support friend“ and „basically family“ because he’s almost an uncle to charlie. lmao)

- junes says he‘s being called into reserves duty?!? So. Did they meet or not? If not, why is she not freaked out more??

- HOLY SHIT. That shot of adam standing in the night-time alley in tokio? It fucks haaardddd. I need to draw that.

- awesome security guy: „you are an honorable man“ lou: „so are you, baby“

- lmao the fact that adam and yakuza talk english instead of japanese. Give the man some subtitles and let it make sense

- what. The fuck. (Also some terrible cgi again), opening with eddy running into a busy street is wild.

- ………. i was happy about danny and then immediately he gets flirted with a random woman. …. Why. ALSKFJDKSL the bartender lady is fucking hot though.

- am i too misognystic or why the FUCK do I hate every female character they introduce. Why do they have to be so fuckING quirky?!?? Fuck offffff ;-; like. She could be so cute but no, they give her braindead fucking dialogue and they FUCK IN A TOILET?!?

- i wanted more danny scenes. But not like this ;-; jesus fucking christ this sucks .-. Like, cool that you‘re going getting over rachel but LIKE THIS?!? R E A L L Y

- also like… do we have a case of the week yet? i guess she‘s the villain lmao Or eddy dying.

- DANNY KILLS HER IN A CAR ACCIDENT????? (Well she was still making sounds before cutting away the scene) and I love him putting his arm in front of her to brace

- ….this episode is truly the ‚the boys are trying to get laid‘ huh. Thank god the vet was already seeing someone .-.

- …this whole fucking canine PTS plot line is so cringe and the botany neighbour has some terrible dialogue

- …….. like it‘s supposed to be so tragic that he meets „the girl of his dreams“ and then she dies before ever saying her name to him. But like. There was NOTHING. To make this feel remotely sad. It‘s such a fucking joke

- and then he has to go home to steve like… great day :) fell in love, fucked her and killed her :) like wtf?!? (And we don‘t get to see that)

- also adam is back or whatever… to be his old yakuza self and spy on them I guess.

- s10e15: a moody fucking opening. With adam burying 3 bodies. Of course

- why do we need to see her..sister? Crying about it. I fucking dare danny to fall in love with her too. Ah. Steve Is here.

- oh yeeeeah. Lou niece is in police school <3 (also tani doing a favour for keo. Yea, like **** *** ****)

- woooow. Guy adam was burying bodies with is together with the niece and also a recruit. Yikers

- tani looks very good in the red instructor shirt and safety vest

- …..this episode was directed by adam‘s actor. I am. Unsurprised. (Also lol him getting the line of ‚I case you haven‘t noticed. There‘s not much I am afraid of these days‘ stfu)

… I like the steve is suspicious of adam but also, it makes no sense after the whole ‚it‘s so easy to resolve stuff by talking‘ from like 3 episodes ago, said by steve. And now he‘s going through adam‘s stuff and doesn‘t want to talk. And danny even says ‚hey maybe sit down and talk‘ but nooo

- G O D. The fucking queerbaiting is just sO bad with this show. Steve fucking inviting danny to live in his house longer for a hairbrained reason but at the same time fucking trying to shove women at them the whole time, and the next fucking episode starts with ‚love is in the air‘ playing. Fuck right off

- s10e16 (one more episode until harry shows up for one last time <3). Noelani learning to surf!!!!!!!!! Baby girl ily omg and tani being supportive aaaah

- more domestic mcdanno. WHILE talking about going on a date „with a lady“. fucking H E L L. I hate it here ;-; but I do just fucking love danny jumping onto counters. Many thoughts

- danno: „i worked some domestic abuse cases“ YOU FUCKED A MARRIED ABUSE VICTIM AND THEN CONFRONTED HER HUSBAND. But hey, worked some cases.

- i love how often they just track eachother‘s phones (of everyone in the team)

- bahahaha *adam rolls up to a hostage situation. Goes to the leader* ‚let me take a look!‘ *looks for one second, turns back around to the guy* ‚what‘s happening?‘ lmAO. Maybe the guy should have some kind of fucking police training. So his only qualification isn‘t just ‚was a yakuza‘

- aww kamekona. He‘s not been around much. And rip to the actor </3

- ……..mcgarrett having a movie night with everyone instead of the dinner with his date…. (While danno calls it ‚our living room‘) AND STEVE CALLS HIM SUNSHINE??? G O D. THE FUCKING SKKDLDKDLSLLALAKAKSKSKSKS tje goddamn queerbaiting. STEVE HAVING HIS ARMS AROUND BOTH HIS DATE AND DANNO WHILE ON THE COUCH? I WANNA FUCKING SHOOT WHOEVER WROTE THIS. Fuckkkiiinggg hell. I hate it lmao

- s10e17: 1920 ?!? Oh jesus christ. Please don‘t show me old timey harry langford. Please no. (Also what the actual fuck is happening)

- junes is back!!!! The hug <333 bbies and THE KISSSSSS alfkfjalsk damn tani, straight into his lap (in the car xD) DAMNNN, straight to banging lmao

- HARRRY. What the fuck my god. Love how he‘s an author lol. He‘s great :3

- ‚dear boy‘ as basically an insult <3

- lou about to arrest an author lady: „look, bracelets to go with your outfit!!“

- …….harry and the gang having drinks in his fancy suite. And watching fireworks. Aaaah ;-;

- s10e18: …. More ironing and dates for steve. Of course. With the vet?? Wasn‘t she seeing someone?

- lol and adam sitting covered in blood after killing 3 people. Little maniac

- aw noelani‘s uncle (a pastor..) died. Kinda random. Ah. It‘s so she can investigate lol.

- that tani fight scene is so over the top xD

- I really like the light pink hair from one of the kids

- you know what‘s worse than quinn? Quinn‘s love interest. And them together on an empty dancefloor

- s10e19: who the FUCK is that random guy in steve‘s kitchen?? Cooking??

- adam and quinn surfing? Great my least favorite people together. God I just wanna be done with this show…

- lmao tani winning line-dance competitions at a random cowboy bar for 4 weeks in a row. And junes like ‚who are you??‘

- quinn. I don‘t gove a shit about you and that girl -.-

- lou: (talking about a macadamia nut farmer) ‚that‘s where the story gets a little… nutty‘ tani: ‚there it is!‘ with a fist pump xD I love her love for dad jokes

- ….ew more quinn and adam scenes. Lol looking for her ex-husband. (Just gonna watch those on mute now lol. Not like I care about anything that happens to them in the last 3 episodes)

- hell yeah, mcdanno riding horses to chase after suspects xD and only escaping getting shot by luck. And danny wanting to talk about feelings. While steve is like ‚got a lot on my mind‘. Boy what is the ending? Steve just drops everything?

- ‚you‘re gonna improvise? That‘s not a plan, that‘s the opposite of a plan!‘ xD

- ………cries forever at steve watching a sunset. And remembering him and joe. ;-; ‚you‘ll have a moment, I‘ll find a squirrel to grill for dinner‘ xD

- ‚you‘re gonna miss this when it‘s done‘ cries

- s10e20. Steve is deep in reliving memories mode huh. God ;-;

- Lmao junes cooking a full breakfast buffet. Really tani… why do we need relationship troubles for them in the last 3 episodes? Leave them fucking be

- WHY???? Why the fuck do we need the art faker here? I could have lived without ever seeing him again

- „danny is on springbreak with his kids“ fuck offfffff. Truly. Do not give a shit about any of these other storylines

- i‘m kind of happy it ended at 10 seasons because if it would have continued like this?! Hell nah. And 1-9 was so good :/ now I watch half of it on mute just so I did see it. Sunk cost fallacy and all that I guess. Also poor tani, now that he can‘t bother kono he has to be teamed up with her of course .-.

- adam is just back to work.. after quinn last episode was like mimimi give steve time, he will let you back in. Guess that happened

- aww lou and junes jamming out in the car :D their dynamic is also so good

- whewwwww. Tani‘s little speech just fully made me sob.

- welp and steve is deep in memories again. The end is nigh. …..and he‘s gonna get a package from doris. Great. Another woman that can disappoint him one more time eventhough she‘s dead

- s10e21: for a freaking letter.

- at least danny‘s here. And thank you to steve being like ‚don‘t give a fuck about this cipher‘

- „special guest star: chuck norris“ WH A T

- oh you think the guy with the ‚revenge‘ neck tattoo wants to take revenge on the guy that killed his brother? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT??

- why is everyone sewing wounds shut this episode? (Yes I literally wrote ghost doing that in a fic but shhh)

- there chuck is 😂😂 as an ex-navy guy. Amazing

- cool cool, everyone is worried about mcgarrett

- that marine is fucking cool though

- ….crying at steve‘s confession about needing a break. Lmao and danny suggesting going to jersey.

- sure, doris‘ stupid cipher gets more important. I can only imagine how fuckign dumb the reveal is gonna be

- wow yeah, we need some establishing flashbacks because without that the stupid wo fat wife bit doesn‘t make any damn sense. Man this sucks

- i love how lincoln is still here. Steve picked up a new puppy <3

- a catherine mention?! Sure -.-

- steve‘s huge ass red truck should get a separate credit in the show

- cool cool, danny‘s been taken…

- ;-; danny laying in steve‘s lap in the car, bleeding out

- yeah, Steve is ready to fucking retire… but why the fuck doesn‘t he take danny with him?

- i‘m just fucking crying already at them in the hospital after he gets out of surgery

- that is a shitty guard dog that just lets itself be called over for some cuddles after being aggro at the newcomers

- ‚why‘d you stop holding my hand?‘ fuck off writers ;-;

- also like, everything doris could have hid is stupid. Wow cool, she hid cash. Who gives a shit? Like. It‘s so dumb and anticlimactic. Why would steve give a shit?

- and the dumbass wife confrontation. Who caaaareeeeesssss. I‘m so glad this is over tbh. This had gotten so fucking stupid.

- „book her, cole“ bless

- fuck off, danno „is depressed because he met a nice nurse at the hospital“

- „you‘re all packed?“ why Why W H Y does steve just walk away

- he‘s looking for peace. He would not have that with knowing his family is still in danger. You cannot tell me that

- „it‘s not a goodbye forever“ fuck off ;-;

- their hug ;-; and the I love yous ;—;

- why would he leave danny and the fucking dog??? It makes so little goddamn sense

- ohgod lou, that goodbye was even worse somehow ;-;

- how the fuck did they film this without fully bawling

- aaaaaaaah. God thanks for just fully making me bawl.

- junes ;-; i can‘t ;—;

- oh let me fucking guess. A „nice lady“ sits down next to him??

- the miss you text from danny

- CATHERINE?! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN OKAY ENDING AFTER THE GODDAMN GOODBYES FROM THE TEAM

- GODDAMN IT -.-

Jesus fucking christ I‘m glad the show is over and I can wipe season 10 from my brain

[alea-says]

Season 4 episode 8 thoughts...

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Steve answering the phone thinking it's Danny with "Did you forget to tell me you miss me?"

Oh wow, Grover has a teen daughter. This opens up some interesting story possibilities.

Well, these two are gonna butt heads a lot.

See, the rivalry between Steve and Grover is what it looks like when two men who aren't interested in each other romantically argue.

What happens when Steve and Danny argue is completely different. Just saying.

Obviously, this ep is going to have Steve and Grover come to some kind of understanding.

Okay, and now Grover's mentioned a son.

And now Steve's giving tactical advice for the guys halo game.

Real gunfire. Now it's looking like a typical h50 ep.

Lotsa fighting.

Ooh. Steve's little slide on the ground was hot.

Now they're doing home science together.

Steve running around with blood and a makeshift bandage on his arm 😍

Okay. And now he's on a horse. I may need a moment.

The bank was robbed without them knowing.. da...da..dun..

Okay, seriously?? Why cut off your foot, when you could just cut off the tracking band?

This kid is a psychopath.

Okay, but... why can't they just contact the plane? Wouldn't the pilot be watching put the window? Windscreen?

Okay, not that I mind Steve has chilled a bit, but if this was s1, he'd be putting a grenade in the guy's pocket.

Wow. That little green square told her they had control back of the flight? I thought it was untested? Shouldn't they have called the flight?

And now they end the episode with respect for each other.

Also, I hope Grover got her laptop tested for spyware, etc after it was used by a hacker who also threatened her.

Considering the dude just hacked an atm just to speak to Steve... yeah, I'm a little worried about that laptop.

Deleted scenes...

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They've caused so much collateral damage the state can't even insure they're unit anymore

[eightysix-baby]

The last episode of Moonlight was okay, it wasn't my favorite of the whole show but it wasn't terrible. (I've also rewatched it already 🙈🙈) I haven't seen Three Rivers, so maybe I'll start watching it tomorrow. I'm finishing up season 8 right now of H50. And you're 1000% correct that the ending of H50 really bothers me, so I'm just gonna take my time now to finish it.

lmao 🙈 well that's good ! at least the ending was ok and not terrible I hate when a show is ruined by the final or worse not having any resolution at all 😠