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strawbs-screaming · 3 months
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I ASSUME THIS IS CLASSED AS INBOX!
Since you have asked for headcannons I’m bored too so I’ll drop a few
Tiger:
-plays uno with his clones (still looses)
Dragon:
-Was a diary of a wimpy kid fan just saying (he loved Rodrick rules the most bc it was blue and he loved Rodrick)
Bull:
-loves ice cream it helps him cool off (I feel like he is a salted caramel guy) there is a local place that serves his all time favourite ice creams and they don’t snitch the press so he is always there
Birdie:
-absolutely amazing at any video game he picks up like he touches smash for example and could beat any casual (I feel like he would be a Falco main)
Feel free to drop some of your underneath too I love hearing headcannons thx for letting me ramble
im all for rambling!!
heres some birdy hcs since i dont talk about him much:
His hair is just naturally like that, no matter how much hairspray he puts on there its chaotic as usual.
Sometimes does the trenchcoat gag with Mac and pretends to be a new boxer, it never works and they end up bumping into people every 3 seconds.
Likes sunbathing outside, he sometimes forgets to put on sunscreen but other than that he loves the sun, he hates winter & cloudy days.
Likes sour belts
Chews a lot of gum, usually hubba bubba or anything banana flavored.
Likes putting stickers on his locker, he knows how to make handmade stickers so he sometimes puts dumb little doodles on others lockers.
Sometimes cartwheels for no reason, he just finds it fun.
Hogged the monkey bars as a kid. (saying that like he still doesnt hog those monkey bars jejdjjd)
Thinks dinosaurs are really cool, its one of his biggest hyperfixations next to boxing. (yes he has the tism im nintendo and i can confirm)
Sometimes plays nintendogs with Mac, they like naming all the dogs dumb stuff and laughing at it for a hour.
Likes lucky charms,no he wont share it with anyone.
this was fun to do!! also heres some more rambling about your hcs too
Bull would like icecream 100%!!!i see him as a huge pistachio ice cream fan!!
Dragon chan def was not normal about diary of a wimpy kid lol
Extra dragon hc: he used to have a tamagotchi he was attached to, he once forgot to feed it and he apologized to it for half a hour
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devil-doll13 · 1 year
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Judith “Jude” Bell 🕊️
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Name: Judith Bell
Meaning: ‘Praised’
Alias(es): Jude, Judy
Pronouns: She/Her
Age: 23
D.O.B: May 18th
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Current Residence: N/A (she travels around, though she occasionally lives somewhere more regularly.)
Occupation: Demon/Supernatural Hunter
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Appearance Description: Jude is a young woman with fair skin, hazel-green eyes and waist-length ginger hair with light curls. Athletic form due to her job as a demon hunter. Has sun-kissed, rosy cheeks and a lively complexion.
Style: Floral Dresses, Cardigans, Wool Sweaters, White Blouses, Gold, Plaid, Blue Jeans, Brown Boots
Height: 5,5ft
Eye Colour: Hazel-Green
Hair Colour: Ginger
Notable Features: Freckles dusting her nose and cheeks, as well as her shoulders and back. The ones on her back apparently form the Taurus constellation. Scars here and there from demon hunting, it’s not always easy. In particular a burn mark on her thigh and scar across her collarbone. She also wears a gold cross necklace which used to belong to her mother.
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Personality: A heroic figure, she is driven by her desire for justice and is a determined and dedicated person to whatever she sets her mind to. She has matured greatly from her confused teenage years, and has become a kinder and stronger person. She has a steady, stalwart presence, and is also quite warm and trustworthy. However, when she strikes down demons and other supernatural beings, she has no remorse or mercy. She has become a strong and competent fighter after years of experience, and likewise has become better at comforting and helping people. She is more given to melancholy than she would like to admit, especially around the Autumn and Winter months. Past memories resurface during those times. Past traumas.
Likes: Light, The Sun, Gold, Doves, Bluebirds, Sunflowers, Daisies, The Ocean, Beaches, Summer, Musicals, Dogs, Lambs, White, Meadows, Honey
Dislikes: Justice, Liars/Deceitful People, Black, Witchcraft, Demons, The Moon, Ravens/Crows, Autumn/Winter, Snakes, Her Nightmares
Hobbies: Taking Morning Walks/Hiking, Reading, Collecting Crystals/Rocks (Jesus Christ Marie they’re MINERALS), Gardening (when she’s able), Botany Studies.
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Rough Backstory:
Coming Soon…
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Fun Facts:
Her favourite book is To Kill A Mockingbird
Her favourite film is Hairspray (2007)
Her favourite bands are The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Lana Del Rey, Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks
Her favourite colours are gold, orange and green
Her favourite food is chicken & veg soup
Her favourite drink is lemonade
Jude’s mother, Mary Bell, had multiple failed pregnancies before she managed to have her. This is also why she has no siblings.
She was named after the Beatles song. Her mom and her sisters all loved the band, and she sort of passed it onto Jude as well.
Yes, she was born on resurrection day, and yes, that was completely intentional by me.
The Final Girl who survived Abigail, her cousin. She is the angel to her devil, if you will.
Before the ‘incident’ basically ruined her life, she was a diligent student and wanted to study law and become a lawyer.
While Jude wasn’t too religious when she was younger, she has found herself becoming more faithful and pious now. Sometimes she prays for the resting souls of the innocents killed by demons, or for the nightmares to finally end…
Her nightmares are a plague on the mind, beginning when Abigail first arrived in her hometown and only worsening after what occurred on that night. They never leave, no matter what she tries to do to get rid of them.
Although she hates liars, it was ironically a deceitful ruse that allowed her to triumph over Abigail, in the end.
Despite herself, she has a little magic inside her too… On her mother’s side, her family have witchblood running through their veins. They rejected it, but it was later revived with Lucy. Jude feels it, but never acknowledges it.
Prefers going melee rather than using firearms. Also she totally sucks at aiming. Her usual weapons are axes and daggers.
Inspirations for her are of course final girls from slasher movies, but special mention goes to Laurie Strode of Halloween (1976 version)
Her name is inspired by a few things. 1. The book of Judith and the titular heroine. 2. The Beatles’ ‘Hey Jude,’ and 3. Her surname, Bell, comes from the Bell Witch hauntings story (which is really interesting by the way go check it out)
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(Taglist: @rottent33th, @slaasherslut, @the-pinstriped-hood, @goldrose-star, @soupbabe, @vincent-sinclair-deserved-better, @solmints-messyocdiary)
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fluffuwas · 2 years
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Fuwa Mawata HCs
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☁️ mawata uses she/they pronouns ☁️
🍰 she’s definitely aspec, probably greyromantic 🍰
🧸 they like fluffy things and have a collection of stuffed animals 🧸
🎀 she’s very chill to be around 🎀
💭 they were aizawa’s “favorite” student, as in they could probably get away with the most shit (they never really tried anything though) 💭
💙 she’s best friends with the girl with the dog quirk, her name is inukai waka and they met at ua 💙
🤍 their main friend group consists of all the people they were seen talking to when they said that aizawa expelling them all helped them grow 🤍
💗 she’s an easy person to talk to 💗
☁️ they like cloud gazing ☁️
🍰 she likes to bake but in terms of actual cooking she sucks 🍰
🧸 mawata’s class thinks that they’re a little weird for being the only one to say that being expelled did more good than harm for their futures as heroes (albeit mawata said this after the fact) 🧸
🎀 it’s difficult to scare her or catch her off guard; she’s also not afraid of things people are usually scared by like ghosts or bugs 🎀
💭 they’re an only child 💭
💙 her hair is naturally a white-grey color, she usually dyes it pink but in middle school she dyed it a shade of baby blue 💙
🤍 they have two cats 🤍
💗 as a hero, she gives off comforting vibes (like raggedy ann in the 1977 musical) 💗
☁️ even though they like their classmates, they honestly prefer being alone ☁️
🍰 she wants to learn how to do some sort of needlework 🍰
🧸 their grandparents live on a farm, mawata visits them once a year 🧸
🎀 she had a pet rabbit when she was younger but,, it ran away and froze to death 🎀
💭 they prefer plushie earrings as opposed to metallic ones 💭
💙 she likes taking bubble baths to de-stress 💙
🤍 they’re sensitive to certain textures, they especially dislike the texture of hairsprayed hair 🤍
💗 even though she’s the most accepting of aizawa’s expulsions, she’s still a little upset about the whole thing (it’s just not to the point of fear or anger) 💗
☁️ mawata would be known as the fluffy hero, but i can’t really decide on what hero name to give them ☁️
🍰 they’re aiming to be a rescue hero 🍰
🧸 she has quirkwizard’s cotton gin quirk 🧸
🎀 they’ve interned with best jeanist before since their quirks are kind of similar 🎀
💭 she had a slime phase before entering ua 💭
💙 besides their collection of stuffed animals, they’ve also made it their lifetime goal (besides being a hero) to own every pillow pet someday 💙
🤍 she loves sanrio and knows a bunch of fun facts about every sanrio character 🤍
💗 they always have candy and little sylvanian family figures in their pockets (they like seeing people’s reactions to them pulling out a little rabbit toy out of their jacket) 💗
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bornfornothin · 1 year
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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 .
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𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟷    :    𝐓𝐇𝐄    𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄.
NAME  :    job mendel pasternak EYE COLOR  :    brown, almost hazel HAIR STYLE  /  COLOR  :    black, and graying just a little, but he dyes it so no one can tell. it’s wavy and sort of long, but not as long as it used to be. he styles it in a pretty fluffy and dated style. he uses a lot of hairspray. HEIGHT  :    6'2″ CLOTHING STYLE  :    crop tops and button ups with loud patterns that are never actually all the way buttoned, if at all. he wears very tight jeans, jean cut-offs, and leather pants. sometimes he wears colorful little sports shorts; the very short kind. he owns one suit that he really only wears to temple, usually, and it’s orange plaid. BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE  :    his eyebrows or his nose. maybe his eyelashes.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟸    :    𝐓𝐇𝐄    𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄.
FEARS  :    that his life is never going to get any better, only worse. being alone forever. GUILTY PLEASURE  :     there isn’t anything in particular that he feels guilty about more than others. he usually feels some kind of general guilt about most things he enjoys sometimes. BIGGEST PET PEEVE  :    when people assume he’s a christian. when people make fun of his accent. there’s a lot more that bothers him, but they’re less pet peeves and more things that make him really angry. AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE  :    he’s always just wanted to have a fairly normal life, and get married and have kids, but it’s really seeming like that won’t happen for him, so he tries not to think about it. he’s never been ambitious at all.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟹    :    𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒.
FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP  :    "i'm never gonna drink again.” or “whose house is this?” (even if he’s home; he’s just disoriented a lot) THEY THINK ABOUT MOST  :    job is highly prone to negative self talk, and regularly criticizes himself, even just generally. he frequently thinks he’s not good enough, not smart, not all that good looking, and things like that. he also worries about and dreads the future more and more as he gets older. mostly, though, he thinks about sex. WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED  :    if he’s alone, he thinks a lot about either a specific person or generally about wishing someone was there with him. if he’s depressed, he thinks a lot of self-deprecating things. WHAT THEY THINK THEIR BEST QUALITY IS  :    i know i’ve mentioned a few times that job doesn’t usually believe himself to be particularly good looking, but he does think he’s sexy (there’s a difference). he thinks he’s got a nice body. personality-wise, he knows he’s pretty thoughtful, or at least that he tries to be.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟺    :    𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒    𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑?
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES  :    it’s a toss-up. he does think it’s nice to see his friends make out with other people and all, but he likes the intimacy of single dates. group dates where everyone is with each other is great too. TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED  :    loved, for sure. he doesn’t care about being respected, beyond basic human respect. BEAUTY OR BRAINS  :    honestly, beauty. he doesn’t care how smart someone is. and honestly, people who are particularly smart, in his experience, tend to be condescending towards him and treat him like he’s dumb. not that he would avoid someone just because they’re smart. that said, he finds a lot of physical traits beautiful, even if they’re not conventionally considered to be so.  DOGS OR CATS  :     cats. 
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟻    :    𝐃𝐎    𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘…
LIE  :    all the time. a lot of it is just out of habit. there’s many times where the truth would be better in the long run, or even when it doesn’t really serve any purpose to lie. BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES  :    not really. sometimes he does, but overall, no. BELIEVE IN LOVE  :    yes, very much. he’s been in love a lot, but not had a lot of people be in love with him. WANT SOMEONE  :    always.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟼    :    𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄    𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘    𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑…
BEEN ON STAGE  :    yes, many times. he’s sang in clubs. CHANGED WHO THEY WERE TO FIT IN  :    no. as much as he wants to be liked, he doesn’t see the point in people liking him for anyone other than who he is.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟽    :    𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒.
FAVORITE COLOR  :     he likes a lot of colors, mostly very bright or pastel, like orange, yellow, red, and pink. FAVORITE ANIMAL  :     he would say bugs bunny FAVORITE BOOK  :     he has never read a book (besides the torah) FAVORITE GAME  :    baseball, both playing and watching
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁  𝟶𝟶𝟾    :    𝐀𝐆𝐄.
DAY THEIR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE  :    idk i’m not checking HOW OLD WILL THEY BE  :    40, and he’s about due for a midlife crisis
TAGGED BY: i think i stole this from @sparrowsfall​ a really long time ago but i ain’t even sure TAGGING: steal it
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Watermelon Sugar pt 1
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warnings: minor sexual content, swearing
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Jenna doesn't know how her life came to be like this.
She was a good person; she had partied hard in uni, yes, but she studied hard enough to make up for it. She's nice enough to leave at least a twenty percent tip every time she gets the check, and certainly nice enough to drop coins in the tip jars of the baristas who make her coffee. She calls her mum a lot and she loves her sisters and she takes good care of her plant, a cactus she'd named Steve. She’s hilarious and witty, her friends love her, and she makes a decent enough living.
So it doesn't explain why she's lying on the floor, with Harry Styles, of all people, planking on top of her.
As in, seventeenth most influential person in London, pop-star-turned-rock-star Harry Styles. The same Harry Styles who has had countless model girlfriends, left, right and centre. One right now, in fact: Camille Rowe.  Also  the same Harry Styles who has been the subject of Jenna’s sex dreams since she was about eighteen.
(What can she say, she's consistent. The kid might change her look every few years but the libido wants what it wants. Or something.)
Anyway, the point is that, currently, Jenna is looking straight into Harry's gorgeous green eyes and she can feel the heat of Harry's body radiating onto hers. She can also feel one of Harry's soft curls brushing against her forehead, and she knows that if she looked down, she'd see Harry's pink lips, quirked amusedly, like Jenna is something of a particularly endearing animal.
In summary, Harry looks like something straight out of Jenna’s masterbating vault, and Jenna is especially thankful at this moment that she does not have a cock because it would be hard as a rod at this very moment. 
"Do you, uh, work out a lot?" She blurts out, her mouth temporarily disconnecting from her brain, and she watches as Harry blinks, his long lashes brushing the tops of her cheekbones.
There's a pause, and then she hears a snort.
"Is this a dating show, mate?" Nick Grimshaw, the twat, says, half-laughing from his seat at the radio console. He raises his voice in a poor imitation of Jenna, stuttering out a ‘do you, uh, work out a lot’ in between his giggles.
Jenna turns her head to look at him and scowls. "Shut up," she says, trying to ignore the cute way Harry is giggling on top of her. It doesn't really work, but at least she tried.
Nick raises his hands defensively. "Hey, I'm bringing us back on track. You're supposed to be asking him questions about his new album, not asking him if he works out. You're tiring out the little pop star there."
"Nah," Jenna hears Harry's low voice drawl from above her, and she turns her attention back to the hot boy on top of him. "`m not tired yet. Besides, I'm kind of enjoying the view." He shoots Jenna a cheeky wink, and Jenna feels her face flush.
"Okay," she says loudly, mostly for the benefit of herself. She vaguely wonders how red she looks on camera, and whether or not she can get the ground to swallow her whole right about now. Maybe she should retire after this. Radio 1 would just have to look for another person who won't choke in the vicinity of Nick's hairspray fumes.
Every day at one to four pm, Nick and Jenna host "The Future is Now", a radio programme where they play music, talk about celebrity gossip and tease each other. It's supposedly nothing special, just two childhood friends making fun of each other and making fun of celebrities and their drama and occasionally talking about football, but apparently their banter has made it the most popular rated programme on BBC Radio 1. So popular that a few months ago, their producer sat them down and told them to "come up with more shenanigans", an order Jenna was happy to comply with. Her and Nick have then proceeded to do almost everything, from innuendo bingo with a twist to organizing a huge water fight in Radio 1.
Their latest shenanigan is interviewing their celebrity guests in the weirdest way they can, and last time Nick had interviewed Taylor Swift through trying to interpret her answers through drawing. It was massively funny, a huge failure, and also very exhausting, according to Nick, because who knew that Taylor was such a terrible artist?
Which is also why it's Jenna’s turn to do the interviewing this time.
However, she's ninety-nine point nine percent sure that Nick did this on purpose. Drunk Jenna might have let it slip a few weeks back that she has a not-so-small crush on a certain very famous Harry Styles, and Nick, because he was apparently close friends with Harry, invited him to plank over Jenna.
Jenna’s going to light a match near his hair and watch his twatty quiff burn down.
"Okay," Jenna says again, because no matter how much she wants to go back in time and ensure Nick was never born, Harry Styles with his hair and his dimples is still above her, smiling like it takes no effort to plank like this at all. He's the most attractive man Jenna has ever seen in her entire life. "We're going to have a quickie--" and she resolutely ignores Nick's sniggers from the console and the way his face heats up, "--which is like a lightning round of questions, until you feel you need to lower yourself down or until the timer runs out. Alright?"
Harry nods at her, grinning even wider, and Jenna decides to pin her focus on Harry's left dimple so as not to be distracted by the rest of his face.
"Nachos or Tacos?" She asks, starting the game immediately.
"Tacos."
"Red or Blue?"
"Blue."
"Favorite emoji to use in a text message?"
"The tongue and the peach." Jenna ignores the almost-obscene way Harry says it. She also ignores Nick's snorts from the table. She can do this. She just needs to ignore the way she’s wet from this small interaction and get this done like the professional she is, before she can go home and masterbate herself away to oblivion.
 "Favorite song from your new album?"
"Um," Harry says, and Jenna feels his forearms shift from where it's beside her head. "Watermelon Sugar?"
"Are you asking me or telling me?" Jenna asks Harry's left dimple. See, she can be normal.
"Watermelon Sugar." Harry repeats, much firmer. "It's about oral sex."
Jenna’s eyes fly off Harry's left dimple and into his eyes. "I don't think you can say that on radio."
Harry just shrugs, a mischievous smile playing on his lips. "Sorry."
"Cheeky," Jenna mutters, before plunging on. "Most important feature of your ideal girlfriend?"
"I don't know if I can say it on radio," Harry shoots back almost immediately, his smile widening.
Somewhere from his place on the radio console, Nick cackles. Jenna hopes he chokes on his own saliva.
"Something radio friendly, then," Jenna answers, keeping her voice level.
"Well," Harry drawls out, seemingly lost in thought, "I'm much more of a bum kind of guy," and Nick's cackles get louder and louder. "I like a nice, firm, handful of bum. But if it has to be radio friendly, maybe the smile."
"I'm going to get suspended because of you," Jenna deadpans.
"`s the truth." Harry smiles innocently. He shifts on his forearms again, and his long curl brushes over Jenna’s eye. His cross necklace also falls out of his shirt, brushing against the hollow of Jenna’s throat.  "Do you like bums, Jenna?"
"I like mums? I like my mum," Jenna says absently, half blinded by Harry's curl. She feels more than hears Harry laugh from above her, his abs quivering from above her body. Which, hey. Why is Harry laughing at her? She’s just trying to keep this show together, for the sake of her job and her listeners and because Nick is a useless idiot.
She clears her throat. "Ideal date?" She asks, blinking her eye against Harry's rogue curl. She focuses on it, tries to get it off her eye with just the power of her blinks and her eye lid muscles. It doesn't really work.
Harry wiggles his eyebrows above her, and Jenna feels a slight sense of dread settle against him.
"A walk on the beach, then a candlelit dinner, then back to my place--"
"Favorite hobby?" Jenna interrupts, because she cannot do this. She can't. She’s two innuendos away from being soaked through her pants, and she’s positive there will be a wet spot if Harry continues to imply vaguely sexual things.
"I like to bake," Harry answers easily, as if he wasn't on the verge of saying obscene things a few seconds before. Jenna hates him. Jenna also kind of wants to suck his dick.
"Last thing that made you cry?"
"Um," Harry furrows his brow and bites at his bottom lip. Jenna can't stop staring. "I...fell?"
"Fell where?" Jenna asks.
"I was getting out of the shower," Harry answers slowly, still seeming deep in thought. Jenna tries not to imagine a naked Harry, with little droplets sliding down his skin. She mostly fails. "Then I, like, slipped and fell. There were a few tears."
Jenna makes a noise of sympathy, her eyes glued to Harry's lips. "What did you hurt?"
"My bum."
That makes Jenna tear her eyes away from Harry's lips and into his green eyes, which are already shining with mirth. "What is it with you and bums?"
"I told you, I'm a bum man." Harry winks. He shifts on his forearms, and Jenna realizes that the planking must already be taking a toll on him. He doesn't seem close to giving up though, and Jenna admires his determination. Her sex drive admires the rippling of the muscles in Harry's forearms and the strength of his core.
"You seem to be a little bum crazy to me."
"Heyyy," Harry says, a cute little pout making its way onto his face. "Only for certain bums. The nice ones."
Jenna doesn't answer. "Favorite app on your phone?"
"Instagram."
"Last photo you took?"
"It was, like, a photo of my sister's dog in, um, space buns."
"Space bums, nice," Jenna says, because she can. She might get suspended from radio for a few days, but she's already aroused on camera and they've been talking bums since a while ago, so.
"Yep," Harry says, playing along. "They were out of this world."
Jenna opens her mouth to ask another question when her phone starts ringing, signalling the end of their quickie. Harry unceremoniously drops himself down, his entire body now in contact with Jenna’s own. Jenna can feel her skin heat up from where Harry's touching her, their entire lower half aligned. She shifts in surprise, discovering Harry’s (not so) little problem, so Jenna just. Speaks.
“Did you know the average whale penis is ten feet long?” 
She wonders if she can probably retire gracefully and run away to Guam.
Nick is still cackling like a madman but ten times harder. Jenna doesn't think he's even stopped to take a breath since he started.
Good, she thinks viciously. Maybe he'll run out of oxygen.
"I did not," she hears Harry whisper to her, his voice almost drowned out by Nick's laughter.
"Fuck," Jenna whispers, without opening her eyes. "Leave me here to die." She can't believe she ended up here, embarrassed and horny in front of the guy she's been wanking to since she was eighteen. She doesn't think life can get much worse than this.
"It's okay, you know, I blurt out things all the time" Harry whispers, his breath ghosting over Jenna’s face. "Also, you're not allowed to say ‘cock’ on radio."
Oh, so now he's concerned about radio content. What is Harry Styles.
"Please do not try to make me feel better about this," Jenna says through her teeth, ignoring his second statement. They're going to get taken off air because of this interview, anyway. She raises an arm to cover her eyes. "Just....ignore it. Please."
Harry, because he's nice, doesn't say anything anymore, instead pulls himself off of Jenna, so that he's sitting on his knees beside Jenna on the carpeted floor. Jenna takes three deep breaths before she opens her eyes, sits up, and runs to the radio console, where Nick is still cackling obnoxiously. She lets Nick take care of the goodbyes, shakes Harry's hand once and refuses to meet his eyes, and doesn't say anything until Harry has left the room and Watermelon Sugar is playing on air.
"So?" Nick hedges, nudging Louis with an elbow. "That was fun right?"
"I'm going to murder you in your sleep," Jenna answers, glaring. "That was fucking humiliating."
"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad," Nick says, dismissively, wrapping an arm around Jenna’s shoulder. Jenna wants to saw it off his arm.
"You're not the one who started talking about whale cock in front of like, three cameras," Jenna hisses back at him.
"You could barely hear it anyway," Nick says, rolling his eyes.  He pinches Jenna’s shoulder, waggling his eyebrows . "But Harry, eh? That was some intense flirting you had going on there."
"Nick," Jenna says, deadpan. "He's not single. You should know this, he's one of your best friends."
Nick frowns, but before he can open his mouth to say something, Jenna beats him to it. "Never mind him. He's probably going to get us suspended anyway, with all his obscene answers and talk about bums."
Nick cackles again, with his head thrown back. "That was pretty funny."
"Yeah, well let's see how funny it is when we get taken off air for a week straight," Jenna answers, rolling her eyes, before reaching over to queue up the next song.
Nick, the twat, just keeps laughing.
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mikrowrites · 4 years
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•aaron tveit headcanons•
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a/n: aight guys I’m not dead! i haven’t really had the time to write much, but aaron tveit lives in my heart rent free so here’s these dumb kinda specific really long headcanons:
so you both probably met pretty early into aaron’s career
it’s probably safe to say both of you would have the same if not similar careers, broadway and acting
and though aaron was lucky enough to get his big break, you had unfortunately not (yet) and had to wait tables for a couple years after college
(insert waitress/customer troupe here)
you worked at a restaurant close to the theatre district after undergrad and aaron was starring in Hairspray
the boy saw you and was w h i p p e d
would come to the restaurant like 4 days a week
kinda creeped you out ngl
finally got the balls to actually start a conversation and boom: instant friends
and you guys were friends for a while! dumbass and chaotic conversation was a YES
“did you know barcodes scan the white space and not the black lines”
“WAIT WHAT??”
“how many orders of fries would put me in the er?”
“uhhh... 30”
you first caught feelings when aaron invited you to see him as Fiyero in Wicked
was it his amazing talent and charm? or was it his tight pants? you’d never tell
but nevertheless, oh shit! the friends to lovers troupe!
aaron is a manly man™️ and will always say he asked you out first
which is somewhat true, but you always argue the dinner you took him to after that show was the first date
because that’s when you first kissed him
and just like that! he asks you out!
first date is literally a d r e a m
no romantic dinner, no dress and tux
there was wine tho
you and aaron watched a Yankees game and got drunk off your asses laughing and screaming at the tv and annoying aaron’s roommate
did it end with both of you passed out on his couch cuddling? maybe it did
best. first. date. ever.
the second date WAS a nicer one, going out to eat and wandering the streets of New York City
and yes, some dates were ABSOLUTELY a par 9 on a golf course
you didn’t really put a label on your relationship for a while
because aaron’s career began to take off with next to normal and you finally got your big break on a national tour!
it was pretty bittersweet, though
you and aaron had a healthy conversation about your relationship, and decided you weren’t quite dating yet, but still talking. you guys wanted to see if you could manage the whole “gone for months at a time” thing
and you could!
skype, texting, and random 1 am phone calls
one time you feel asleep during one of the calls, and aaron just smiled and watched you sleep (not in a creepy way guys)
when you came back from tour you’d think you had come home from war
he all but tackles you into a hug, and kisses you
“let’s make this work”
so lo and behold! you were dating!
takes you to meet his family on thanksgiving
they love you
attending the tonys together, which was basically the first time you two confirmed a relationship
he said “I love you” first
a couple years would go by, catch me if you can and such, and you make your broadway debut!!
you’re def a triple threat
aaron’s so gushy about it, constantly brags about you
rumor has it he cried watching the opening night, denies it every time
literally glued to you for the entire after party, he’s just seriously so proud and in love awwh
and then he books les miz and graceland
you’re unable to travel to London w him since you’re in your own show, and it hits both of you hard
so what does this mfer do?
it’s the morning he leaves for shooting and you’re dropping him off at the airport
“hey when i get back from filming wanna get married?”
“sure”
totally gave you a little prize machine plastic ring at the airport
you guys are literally SO NONCHALANT about it as everyone around you goes insane
“i’m engaged, i guess”
the internet blows up because they actually can’t figure out if you guys are serious or not
don’t worry, aaron actually proposed properly with a proper ring eventually
you still wear the plastic ring on a chain around your neck for a while tho
you both decide to get an apartment together
domestic couple things
Your neighbors probably hate you from the amount of times you both have “sing-offs”
slow dancing in the kitchen, laundry day, watching football games together gets aggressive
i firmly believe that you aren’t a Dallas Cowboys fan
the biggest fights you have honestly is about the NFL
in all seriousness there is still small conflict every once in a while, but you both are fantastic at communication
attending the oscars with aaron
“yeah but lOoK aT mY BeAuTiFuL FiAnCeE”
you’d be lying if watching the oscars performance didn’t turn you on a bit
but ANYWAYS
you guys get married!
it’s definitely not a huge fancy wedding, just friends and family
you know for a FACT he’d sing “marry me a little” at the reception he so would
you guys dance all night
it’s adorable, his hand literally never leaves yours
you end up with a sinus infection from all the cake frosting he smears on your face
aaron felt really bad for it, so like a good wife you hold it over him for eternity
“remember that time we missed our flight to Belize because we were in the ER-“
“OH MY GOD—“
went to Belize to honeymoon eventually anyways
aaron was very much like that one john mulaney sketch
“that’s my wife!”
“hey! have you met my wife yet?”
“i love my wife”
life goes on for you two, you remain hopping from broadway show to show
aaron ends up working on his acting career more
lots of time apart, but that just makes the time together more precious
adorable phone contact names
“wifey❤️” and “hubby❤️”
you were on set a lot for rehearsals of Grease Live
you actually helped assist in some of the choreography from time to time
impromptu golf cart rides
and you get to watch it live! like, you were AT the carnival on the set!
you’re just really proud of your mans :,)
family and friends keep pestering you both to have kids
so you adopt a dog (MILES BBY I LOVE YOU)
also as a side note, you love Braindead
you laughed HYSTERICALLY during the salami sex scene
aaron filmed it and posted it on twitter
fast forward, you get offered to help choreograph a new show! woah! and you’d get to swing for it!
it’s super top secret tho, and you literally cannot tell aaron
you do eventually relent the information that you’re working on a new show, and the man doesn’t pry. he’s respectful like that.
you meet the team, and boy you are IN LOVE
auditions are fun, creating the choreo is exhilarating
you don’t hear about casting much at all tho
so when aaron walks into the studio you both immediately freeze
“wait what the f—“
“I KNEW IT!”
yup. you both were working on Moulin Rouge! and had NO clue
you both share (1) braincell
the lab went great, and soon you were on your way to Boston!
you HATE aaron’s longer hair, mostly because he won’t let you mess with it >:(
he eventually relents, and you teach him the secrets of “the man bun™️”
you also braid it a lot
“ow!”
“stop being a pussy about it”
or
“your hair’s the money maker don’t make me shave it in your sleep”
performing with your husband is a dream
sneaking looks on stage
aaron calls your frustrated choreo-instruction voice “mom voice” and the rest of the cast picks up on it
“no, it’s 7, 8! Up on 3, down on 5, 6, spin 7,8!”
“ok, mom!”
“SHUT UP, AARON!”
then broadway!!
the ricky-aaron lives
you had to go on for nini one performance and ricky teased aaron ALL DAY
you were totally in on it too
but aaron isn’t really the jealous type. he knows you are so in love with him, the same way he is in love with you
so basically he knew it was all fun and games
shenanigans backstage
one time during intermission you convinced aaron to give you a piggyback ride the ENTIRE 15 MINUTES
“hey aaron nice backpack”
small talk between scenes
like aaron would be sprinting to his next cue and you’d just
“i’m ordering domino’s for dinner pepperoni or sausage?”
“PEPPERONI!”
you both drink too much iced coffee, like people are actually concerned for you both
neither of you are party-ers really, but you can GET DOWN
i am convinced aaron can cook
like if he’d have a day off, you’d come home from an evening performance with a cooked meal and two wine glasses
never candles tho
not after the valentine’s day incident
BUT TO SUM IT ALL UP
y’all are cute :,)
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nethandrake · 4 years
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The Friendversary
stevetony. mcu. rated t. werewolf!steve & vampire!tony au. 2.3k words.
also on ao3.
*****
Tony barely registers the voice calling his name. He should roll over, get out of bed, and check. It could be an emergency. Hell, maybe the apartment’s on fire or they’re in the midst of being robbed.
But then, he could just keep his eyes closed and stay in bed. He can’t remember the last time he got a decent day of sleep. To take that away from him is daylight robbery.
Besides, Steve can handle things. Steve with the broad shoulders with arms that could probably bench press Tony if he asked. Steve who could tear limbs apart as easy as breathing because he’s a freaking—
“—ony. Rise and shine!”
But of course like everything in life, Tony could never get things his way.
He lets out a grunt, moving to cover his ears with his pillow. “Ugh, go away.”
Unsurprisingly, the pillow is yanked out from under him. His head hits the mattress with a soft thump, a quiet groan tumbling out of his lips.
“Tony,” the voice says, much more insistent and familiar.
Goddamn dog.
“Fuck off. It’s morning.”
“The sun just set, actually.”
As if by magic, some of the grogginess Tony feels dissipates. He cracks an eyelid open, meeting a pair of perfectly blue eyes and a perfectly cheery smile and a big dopey mug. It's a sight Tony never, ever wants to be greeted with this early in the night.
“I hate you.”
Steve smirks, leaning against his doorway with his arms across his chest. “You say this now but wait ‘till I drink all your blood.”
“You don’t drink blood.”
“I might. Just to give it a go.”
Tony scoffs, motioning to sit on the edge of his bed. “That’s what you said six decades ago,” he says, rubbing the rest of the sleep from his eyes. “And what happened after?”
Steve scowls. “You’ll never let that go, huh?”
“I would if you’d stop threatening me about it.”
“It worked, didn’t it?”
“Not in the slightest.”
“Well, you can nag me about it later,” Steve says, detaching himself from the doorframe. “Meet me up on the rooftop.”
Tony frowns. “Rooftop? Why are we—”
That’s when he notices Steve’s getup – a dress shirt that brings out the silver in his eyes, slacks, and a pair of ankle socks. His typical tousled hair is slicked back. Tony’s pretty sure it’s gelled.
Steve doesn’t dress up often and since they’re meeting up on the rooftop, that could only mean one thing.
His lips twist into a smirk, taking a couple of steps backwards. He probably noticed Tony forgot, the bastard.
“C’mon, Tony,” he says in a sing-song voice. “We’re burning moonlight.”
Tony rolls his eyes, flinging the covers off his body. “I’ll be there. Don’t worry your pretty little head about me being— What?”
Steve startles, tearing his gaze away from Tony’s…body?
“Nothing!” he exclaims, his voice a couple of decimals higher than usual. “I just— Yeah.”
Tony couldn’t help but snort as Steve zips away. Sometimes, Steve would be reduced to a stuttering mess out of the blue for no explainable reason. There might be an explanation though if Steve doesn’t wear scent blockers.
Then again, so does Tony. He shouldn’t be annoyed with Steve doing the same. It’s only natural to wear them since they're living in a city mostly populated by humans.
Tony takes his time in the shower, getting dressed, and styling his hair. If anyone could see him right now, they'd probably think about how ridiculous he's being, how effort he's wasting. It’s dinner with Steve, after all. Tony could be wearing a rucksack and Steve wouldn’t even bat an eye.
To be fair, today's their anniversary. The occasion is basically screaming for cologne and hairspray.
“Time flies huh,” Tony mutters to himself as he fastens his cape around his neck. “Five hundred goddamn years.”
It’s a miracle that they’ve lasted this long as friends, let alone best friends, and roommates. He can’t imagine if they actually did something dumb like date each other. They probably would’ve only lasted a month or two. Maybe a year, at most.
Or maybe if you actually tried shooting your shot—
Tony shakes his head as he unlocks his balcony door and steps outside. There’s no point dwelling on that right now or ever, even. Steve’s a werewolf. And werewolves wouldn’t be wasting time on giving people like Tony a second glance. They’d be focused on finding mates.
Mates who’d be furry and smelly and enjoy roaming around in the woods for the rest of eternity. Not bloodsucking nocturnals who fly around and live in graveyards.
Not that Tony is living in a graveyard right now, but the notion still stands. They’ve been going strong for five hundred years. Why try ruining things?
Steve’s already on the rooftop, sitting on a picnic blanket with a basket by his side. He flashes Tony a broad grin, all canine and bright. In all his six hundred and eleven years of living, Tony’s never seen such a beautiful person be this dorky.
“You do know there’s a perfectly functioning elevator, right?” Steve drawls out as Tony lands on the edge of the rooftop.
Tony shrugs his shoulders. “Yeah, but where’s the fun in that? I need to stretch my legs. Plus, it’s more fun to scare the humans.”
“Yeah. If you’re into endangering the whole mythical community.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time.” He sweeps his cape behind him, spreading his hands. “Well, how do I look?”
Steve pauses, his eyes roaming around, drinking Tony in. “You look… You look…”
“I better looking dashing,” Tony interrupts. “You know me and mirrors. I wouldn’t have asked you if—”
“You definitely do,” Steve interrupts, a little too earnest than Tony deems necessary. “You look beautiful.”
There’s an odd intensity behind Steve’s blue, blue eyes. Tony makes a mental note to reexamine that later.
“So,” he begins, breaking the silence as he settles down next to Steve, “what’d you got for us tonight?”
They usually take turns getting dinner together. While Tony leans towards more expansive and refined options, Steve’s tastes are much simpler. This year, he's opted for burgers and fries for himself and a homemade blend of cow’s blood, pomegranate, and strawberries for Tony. Just the sight of the crimson liquid being poured into his wine glass has Tony salivating.
“Well,” Steve begins, raising his bottle of lemonade in the air, “here’s to five hundred years of friendship.”
“And five hundred more,” Tony adds, clinking their drinks together. “Until you meet your mate, that is.”
Whenever Tony brings up the M-word, Steve freezes up. This time is no different.
“Tony—”
“I know you hate all the mate talk but as I said before—”
“Tony—”
“—I don’t think you’d want to spend the rest of your life—”
“Can we not talk about this right now?” Steve interrupts, his time firmer. “Please?”
Tony sighs, taking a large gulp from his glass. He almost moans at the clash of flavors swirling around on his tongue. The irony of a werewolf brewing one of the best vampire drinks Tony’s ever tasted. “Alright, alright.”
Dinner goes without a hitch, after that. They fall back into their usual topics of conversation of work and friends, making sure to steer clear of any talk of romance and mates.
“You know,” Tony begins after the food has been cleared and they’ve finished a lapse of comfortable silence. “I always thought about how funny this is.”
“What?”
“This…” He gestures between the two of them. “This…thing. You know.”
Steve’s lips quirk to the side. “What? That we get along?”
“Not that. Although that has cropped up pretty often. I mean, us. Having an anniversary for our friendship. Like, who does that?”
“Carol and Maria do,” Steve points out.
“Yeah. And they started dating a couple of years after. Try again.”
“Does it matter?”
Tony sighs, waving his hand around. “I don’t know. I just— Isn’t this something you do with your mate?”
The smile on Steve’s face slides off. “Tony—”
“Or at least someone you’re attracted to. ‘Cause let me tell you, nothing kills the mood better than—”
“Tony!”
Immediately, Tony’s jaw clamps shut.
Steve’s shoulders sag but his blue eyes are still stormy with anger. “Jesus, Tony. I told you to drop it.”
“I know—”
“I don’t get why you’re so adamant about me finding a mate.”
Tony picks at the hem of his cape. “It’s been five hundred years, Steve. I just— Aren’t you lonely?”
“Why would I be lonely?” Steve asks, sounding puzzled. “I have you.”
If Tony still has a pulse, he’d be pretty sure it’ll be racing right now. “That’s different,” he says slowly. “We’re friends. Just friends. Friends with a capital ‘F’.”
A heavy silence shrouds them. For a moment, Tony feels stupid. Exposed. He shouldn’t have said that. Fuck, he really should’ve kept his mouth shut and—
“What if I don’t want to be friends.”
Wait, what?
“What if I want to be more than friends,” Steve continues, wringing his hands, his cheeks reddening with each passing second. “What if—”
“You want us to be mates?!”
If he isn’t a vampire, he probably would’ve chalked it up to him hearing things. Then again, being a vampire hasn’t stopped him from hallucinating and hearing things.
Steve winces, his whole face now turning crimson red. Hell, even the tip of his ears is a bright shade of blush. It’s goddamn adorable.
“Only if you want to,” he says. “I know we’ve never talked about it and I know you don’t feel the same way—”
Tony reaches out, curling his fingers around Steve’s wrist, putting a stop to his escape. Fortunately for him and his hand, Steve doesn’t fight him off.
“Woah, woah. What the hell do you mean I know?”
Steve frowns. “Don’t you?”
“No! ‘Course not.”
As quickly as it came, the color in Steve’s cheeks drains.
“Oh,” he breathes out, his voice barely a whisper. “I thought you knew. ‘Cause you know, super senses.”
Tony frowns, puzzled. “You wear scent blockers.”
“I don’t mask my heartbeat,” Steve counters. “C’mon. You’d had to know how it races when I’m around you—”
“That’s corny as fuck.”
“Just saying the truth, is all.”
“I—” Tony racks his brain, trying to recall something. Anything.
He comes up empty.
“I mean, I don’t have the best memory around—” Steve cocks an eyebrow. “What? You know I’m right!”
His lips tug to the side, staring at him with stark disbelief.
Tony rolls his eyes. “Cut me some slack, Steven. I’ve been dead for centuries. Excuse me for not remembering. I figured that was your regular heartbeat.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, what about you, huh?” Tony shoots back. “You had to know I’ve been drooling over you for four hundred and ninety-nine years!”
Steve’s eyes widen, his lips parting. It’s times like these that the vampire that turned Tony all those centuries ago actually sucked him dry.
“Fuck,” he groans, burying his face in his hands. “This is so embarrassing.”
“No, it’s not—”
“Someone kill me—”
“You’re already dead.”
“I know,” Tony moans. “Fuck. I can’t believe you’re attracted to a corpse. A fucking corpse!”
Steve snorts, mischief lacing his tone. “I don’t know. You look pretty lively to me.”
“Shut up. This isn’t funny, Rogers,” Tony mutters before lifting his head up. “Do you really want to shackle yourself to me for another five hundred years?”
Steve deepens his grin, a grin that Tony could only describe as wolfish. “I mean, we’ve gotten this far, haven’t we?”
“I guess. But we’d be together. In a relationship. Until you get sick and tired of me—”
“I won’t,” Steve insists like the dumbass he is. “Like I said before, we’ve gotten this far.”
“Yeah?”
He gets a kiss in answer.
Steve’s lips are soft and warm against him. Tony can’t remember the last time he’s felt this good, this thrilled, this warm.
He doesn’t know how long this goes on, losing track of time and himself into this moment, into finally. It’s only that when they do pause for Steve to catch his breath, Tony realizes he’s in Steve’s lap, his thighs clamping Steve in place and his cape pooling at his feet.
“You taste of wet dog,” he murmurs.
“And you taste of blood,” Steve breathes, tightening his grip on Tony’s waist and god, Tony wants. He wants and needs everything.
“That gonna be a problem?”
“Nope. Not in the slightest.” He sighs against his lips and fuck, he is warm and he smells faintly of pine and vanilla – a combination Tony never thought could make him weak in the knees. He can’t imagine how overwhelming it’ll be when the scent blocker fades away.
“I can’t believe we wasted five hundred years,” Steve continues. “We could’ve had— We could’ve been—”
“Could’ve been mates?”
He blinks, his smile flickering. “I mean, only if you want to. You don’t—”
“Have I forgot to mention that I’ve been in love with you for four hundred and ninety-nine years?” Steve opens his mouth but Tony cuts him off. “And before you ask, no, I don’t care what people think about us. People have been assuming for years, anyway.”
“That’s not what I was going to say,” Steve says. “I was actually going to say I’ve been in love with you for four hundred and ninety-nine years and five months. So.”
Tony cocks an eyebrow. “And you say I’m stupid for a genius all the time.”
“I mean, I am a dumb dog.”
“A dumb dog who chose a bloodsucker as his mate.”
Steve scowls. “Hey. That’s my bloodsucker you’re talking about.”
Tony hums as he snakes his hands around Steve’s neck. “This bloodsucker is also in the mood to suck something else.”
“That was terrible.”
“Please. You love it.”
Steve grins as he tilts his head forward. “Guess I do.”
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purplesurveys · 3 years
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survey by chrissylee22dc
A
Achievements: I guess I’m being asked to list some of mine...some of the ones I’m proudest of, at least, are graduating university with honors, landing a job (liking it is a big bonus), and taking up leadership positions.
Age: I am 22, but never felt quite like it.
Are you planning something right now? Kind of. I’m eyeing a long road trip to Tanay with just myself and go to one of their coffee shops, but idk when I’ll be able to do that. My wallet and bank account are still beat from Christmas lol (and until now I’m still buying gifts for friends), so it might have to wait until sometime next month.
Arizona or Alaska: I think Arizona weather is already quite like ours here, so I might enjoy Alaska a bit (if not a lot) more. There’s generally a lot more factors I find interesting with Alaska, like their food.
B
Birthdate: April 21st.
Build: I’m quite thin and underweight, but I actually recently made plans to start working out - both to make an effort to be healthy with myself, and also to feel good post-breakup. I’m hoping to see some changes in my body and build in the coming months.
Babies, do you have any? None of those, not sure if that’s still the plan for me.
Blonde or Brunette: Brunette.
C
Childhood sweetheart: Erm, does Gab count? We technically weren’t kids anymore when we first got together. I wasn’t attracted to anyone as a kid and was more concerned with growing my Pokemon pogs collection.
Current mood: I’m hungry and can go for savory breakfast foods right now, like shakshuka or huevos rancheros. Also a little anxious because I really don’t want to think about work, but tasks continue to pile up for a certain client.
Children, are there more in your future? There aren’t even any to begin with.
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi just because it reminds me of Punk and my chaotic wrestling fangirl years.
D
Dad's name: Edgardo, but no one calls him by that full name. He has two nicknames; one of which he hates and only family and friends use, and the other is the name he has permanently introduced himself as in his workplace.
Dating anyone: Not anymore.
Do you plan on having lots of money? Don’t most people?
Dogs or cats: Dogs.
E
Elementary School: I’m not sharing that.
Eye color: Dark brown/black.
Ever going to China? Probably not right now considering the present situation. I’d love to go to the rural cities and have a peek into their country life.
Early or Late: EARLY. Lateness is a big pet peeve, unless the excuse is super reasonable like Manila traffic or a car accident.
F
First Crush: The first person I felt remotely attractive to was Andi, from 6th grade. Then she moved to New Zealand and the crush quickly faded out.
Fears: For concrete things, I hate cockroaches and fair rides. For bigger concepts, I fear getting left behind, failing, and not getting approval, and the idea of never being satisfied or happy with who I am, what I’ve done, or where I’ve gone.
Future goals: Have a place of my own, be able to sustain myself, and keep myself alive.
Funny or Serious: I think everyone has to have both sides. I wouldn’t want to hang out long with people who can’t be sat down to just shoot the shit with conversations that go a little deeper. At the same time, I’d be quickly bored with someone who talks about existential or philosophical topics 24/7 and takes everything seriously.
G
Grandparent's names: On my dad’s side, Dolores and Federico; on my mom’s side, Agnes and Jun. My maternal grandpa is the third in multiple generations of Abelardos in the family, but his nickname is simply ‘Jun,’ because Philippines.
GPA: We don’t measure our grades with that, but we do have a GWA; I’m just not sure how that can be converted to GPA. Mine was in the 1.47 range, which was good enough for cum laude honors. I barely missed out on a magna cum laude honor (which required a 1.45 GWA), so that’s something I’ve always been pressed about and I know I could have clinched it if the pandemic didn’t cancel my final semester, which would’ve given me the chance to pull up my grades.
Going anywhere this weekend? I don’t think so. I want to spend the remaining 5 days of my break completely unproductively.
Giver or Taker: Giver. I like pleasing people.
H
High School: I attended one school from kindergarten to high school.
Hair color: Black.
Hate anyone for life? I don’t think so. I dislike some people, but I can’t tell if I’ll feel that way for the rest of my life.
Hairspray or Gel: When I’m going somewhere or attending something fancy, I use hair gel to hold my hair down.
I
In 8th grade, who was your best friend? Eighth grade is freshman year of high school, right? In that case, my best friend was Gabie.
Is ignorance bliss? Sometimes it is. I like no longer being updated about Gabie’s life. Back when I still tried to push my way in, I was miserable. I stopped doing so over the holidays and I just stopped reaching out, stopped trying to communicate, everything. I’ve been a lot happier that way.
Is there anything you wanna share? That’s kinda the goal with every survey I take.
Ice Cream or Cake: Right now, maybe ice cream. I’m very picky about cake, and I don’t like the spongy ones aka most cakes I know.
J
Jumped rope for fun: That’s exactly what I use jump ropes for. I don’t think I ever used it for fitness or working out except for maybe PE.
Junk around you right now? I mean, not really. I have my embroidery stuff in a pile beside me, but I don’t consider them junk.
Joining anything anytime soon? Not planning on it. I briefly considered joining a gym as a new thing to do for 2021, but in the end I figured working out at home would be enough. Angela recommended the latter as well, so that’s how I abandoned my gym plans quickly haha.
January or July: I guess July? January always feels just a teeny bit stranger than other months, considering it’s the beginning of a new year.
K
Killed anyone: ...This serious?
Keeping a secret? I keep different secrets from different people.
Kicking someone off your top friends today? I don’t think that’s a thing anymore. Hasn’t been for a while.
Kiwi or Apple: Apple, just because I’ve never had the chance to taste kiwi.
L
Lost anyone close to you: I’ve lived 22 years, of course I have. I’d be very surprised if someone has lived that long but has never experienced losing people, whether from a fallout, from death, etc. Just this year alone I lost a great-aunt on my maternal grandpa’s side, and a ton of relatives from my maternal grandma’s side.
Last kiss, when and who: Gabie, three months ago.
List 3 people that you'll love forever: I can only think of Angela. And of course, Gab.
Lover or Fighter: Fighter, I suppose. I can be relentless. Right now with my breakup has been the only time I allowed myself to take a step back and not forcibly take things under my control for once.
M
Middle School: We don’t follow the concept of middle school here. The levels in middle school fall under elementary school as well.
Marital Status: Single.
Mom's name: Abigail.
Music or TV: TV.
N
Northernmost state you've been to: Batanes, which is as northernmost as northernmost gets in the Philippines.
Nickname: A lot of family members call me Byn, but for the most part Robyn has always been my main nickname.
Name your future boy and girl: I have yet to make up my mind about this.
Naughty or Nice: Nice. I never particularly feel ~naughty, and since the breakup I especially haven’t felt the need to be sexual.
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Opened a piece of mail that wasn't yours? Sometimes I’ll open the electricity or water bill addressed to my parents out of curiosity just to find out how much we consumed in the last month. But nothing more than that.
Occupation: I’m an associate at a PR agency.
Owe anyone money: Nope.
Outgoing or Shy: Shy at first but I can get outgoing once I’ve warmed up to a person/situation.
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Place you most want to be? Right now? I’d love to be at a coffee shop or bar at a higher altitude, with a view of the city. I used to go to a lot of these before the pandemic hit, but now I’m thinking of doing it again.
Purposely destroyed someone’s life? No.
Planning a major trip? Not really. Most tourist spots require swab tests and I am not having anything go up my nose.
Pink or Black? Love both, but I like pink ever so slightly more.
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Quit a class: I’ve never dropped a class. I’ve wanted to, but there was so much paperwork to fill out to do so and I also didn’t want to be behind on my overall schedule.
Quickly...the first word to come to mind: Whistle, because the pink/black question reminded me of Blackpink.
Quitting your job soon? No lol I’m barely two months in.
Quiet or Loud: I can be both, but these days I’ve been quieter.
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Riding in an airplane: I have no idea what this is asking.
Ride, tell me about yours: ^ Same.
Running for any political office in the future? No plans to.
Rain or Snow: I guess rain, since it’s the only one I’ve experienced.
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Siblings names and ages: Nina is 20, my brother is 17.
Shoe size: I fit anywhere between a size 6 to 7.
Shave daily? It used to be daily, but I haven’t had the need to since the quarantine began.
Shower or Bath: Shower.
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Turning 21 was (will be): It’s been a year since then.
Texas, ever been? No but I have relatives who live there, so it’s one of my choice states to visit and stay at if I ever plan to go to the US.
Think you'll live to be 100? I doubt it. I don’t have any relatives who lived until that age.
Tame or Wild: Idk, tame I guess?? I don’t know what this is asking.
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Unique quality about you: I feel like this is a question best answered by other people who see and interact with me more than I do myself.
Underwear on? Yeah.
Under your bed lies: Large containers with all the magazines I collected from childhood that I can’t bring myself to throw out.
Under or Over: Idk, you have to be more specific.
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Virgin? No.
Vacation time left? I have five days left, including today :( I plan to be the most unproductive or bum-y I’ve ever been, because I have no clue when I’ll have a break this long again.
Voting in the next Presidential election? Of course.
Volleyball or Swimming: I like swimming more, but I like watching volleyball.
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Went white water rafting? I don’t think so, but I would give it a shot.
Wearing right now: A hoodie that’s around two sizes bigger for me.
Write a sentence about you: About anything? I’m a little upset with myself for having been a bit lousy with survey-taking during the holiday break. I planned on taking a lot to catch up on the ones I’ve missed out on, but so far I mostly take just one a day lol.
West Coast or East Coast: East.
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X-Rays in the past month: 0.
X-Mas plans: Had a get-together with my mom’s side of the family on the 24th; we hosted our own Christmas party on the 25th; and we visited my dad’s side of the family on the 26th.
X, does it mark the spot? Idk.
X-Tina or Britney? Britney.
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You lost "it" when? I mean, I’ve had more than one moment where I freaked out...
Your favorite song:  I’m really in love with Saw You In A Dream by The Japanese House. My favorite songs come and go, but this one has been a constant.
Your favorite place on Earth: Sagada.
Yes or No: Idk. I’m not enjoying these vague ass questions.
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Zodiac Sign: Taurus.
Zodiac Sign: Idk, I’m still a Taurus.
Zippos are neat, agree? I don’t have an opinion.
Zoo or Circus: Neither.
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Survey #338
“i can’t decide if you’re wearing me out, or wearing me well”
Are you a fan of techno? I've gotten more into it lately, actually. I've never minded it. Who’s your favorite horror movie villain/monster? Pyramid Head, though he's called Red Pyramid Thing in the movies. Do you have a favorite muscle car? Nah. I'm not big into cars. What would be a total deal-breaker for you, relationship-wise? You so much as lift your hand at me, bye, motherfucker. Would you consider yourself to be accepting of others? Yes, but not as much as I used to be. There are certain opinions I just don't tolerate in people anymore; I feel like by staying associated with people whose views invalidate or in any way harm others (racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.), you're on the side of evil as well, even if indirectly. However, I genuinely do feel I have a wide range of viewpoints I'm willing to accept in others, even if I don't agree with them. Are you flirtatious? No. I think I'm only capable of flirting with someone I'm already with and very comfortable around. I'd feel way too shy and awkward otherwise. Have you ever just felt "drawn" to someone, but you didn’t know why? "Didn't know why," no. I've felt drawn to people with good reason, like if I was romantically interested in them. Is there anyone you currently want to reach out to? There's a number, honestly. Especially with the aid of therapy, I'm being motivated to strengthen bonds with old friends and/or acquaintances via Facebook. Freddy or Jason? I think Jason is scarier. Freddy tends to come across as cheesy for me. Have stickers or gems on your cell phone? Nah. Ever teased your hair? Bitch I damn well tried in high school because I wanted the ~ l e g i t ~ emo hair, but mine was just too heavy to hold, at least with the hairspray my sister had. Have any friends with benefits? Nah, that's never been my thing. Ever lost of bunch of valuable information? Ummm I don't believe so. I've lost massive RP posts before, but I can't really call those "valuable information." What drinks or food make you hyper? None, really. Most expensive thing you ever bought? With my own money, my snake. She's a champagne morph ball python. What type of toothpaste do you use? Crest. How much time to spend putting on makeup daily? Zero. When listening to a song, what do you listen for (lyrics, bass, beat, ect)? The beat, more than anything else. What is the color of your toothbrush? It's a white electric one. What is your favorite color(s) of eye-makeup? Black. Just black. Are you sexually active? I'm not. Do you have sensitive skin? Very. Are you attracted to several guys atm? I'm actually not attracted to any guys in my personal life atm. How many toilets are in your house? Two. Do you have an older sister? Excluding the one I don't know, I have three older sisters. Favorite song by Owl City? Probably "Hot Air Balloon," but I don't know many at all. What color is your mum’s car? White. Do you truly understand the (LDS) Mormon religion? I don't know what "LDS" means, but as my former best friend developed into a Mormon, I learned some stuff from her in her self-discovery. I don't remember a lot of it, not that I knew all that much in the first place. Where do you keep your kitty litter box? Ugh, Mom's unmovable about it being in my fucking room for some reason. And we have an extra goddamn room no one uses yet. Roman's shit STINKS, like we think something might actually be wrong, but nope, it has to stay in here. e_e It would literally inconvenience nobody if we moved it in the spare room. Are you a lighter complexion than your father? MUCH lighter. He's very tan. Do you like apricots? No. Solid soap bar or liquid body wash? 100% body wash. Bar soap slips so easily, and as someone who lives with another person, I'm not rubbing my body with the same bar my mother uses, no offense to her. Sharing it's just gross. Where do you live (country or state)? Shitty 'ole North Carolina. Do you use plastic, wooden, or wire hangers? I think we have a mix of them, actually. What is your favorite shade of yellow? I only like pastel yellow. Otherwise, it's one of my least favorite colors. Are there any shades of blue that you don’t like? If so, which ones? Ehhh not really. What is something you want to accomplish before you turn 30? God, can I please have a stable career by then. Who has the best decorated house in your town? I don't know. We live in a cul de sac community thing where it's just houses next to houses, so there's a lot to choose from. I don't pay attention to them. What is your favorite part of Halloween? The decorations. Do you feel a connection to the moon? "As above, so below," as the saying goes. What does your heart long for? Peace and contentness with myself. Did you decorate a pumpkin this year? Last year, I didn't. I do want to this year, though, if I can just think of a really good idea. I have to be motivated. What are some fall activities you would do with your kids? I'm not having kids, but I'll follow along, hypothetically. With how much joy Halloween brought me as a kid, I'd want to do SO much as a family with them. Homemade decorations, carving or painting pumpkins together, and hell yeah I'd be taking them trick-or-treating once I felt they were ready and they wanted to. I'd be one of those parents that probably spends too much on whatever costumes they want, haha... Oh, and then besides Halloween, I'd certainly rake leaf piles together for them to jump and play in. This question has brought to mind like ONE thing I could enjoy as a parent, haha. Have you ever seen a fox? I have; besides in a zoo setting, I've seen one or two in the wild run out of sight, and I also found one poor fellow as roadkill that had been disemboweled by I'm assuming vultures. With my whole roadkill photography thing, I literally almost kneeled into a strand of intestines I didn't see at first. :x What color are the squirrels where you live? We only have brown ones. Is there anything about Halloween you find offensive? lol no What do the trees look like where you live? Lots, and lots, and LOTS of pine trees... There are others, but I'm not well-informed on tree species and such. Oh, then of course there are dogwoods (our "state tree"), which are unmistakable because they smell like fucking manure. What is your dream vacation? Maybe the mountains on the western side of NC during the fall... ugh, that would be breathtaking. We actually have an abandoned The Wizard of Oz-themed park around there that allows tours at certain times of the year, and I'd love to visit and photograph there. As well, western NC has the zoo, which would be spectacular to visit with autumn weather and, once again, load up on photos. Did you like field trips when you were a kid? I LOVED field trips. Do you find museums boring or interesting? Very interesting! Would you ever wear a shirt with your country’s flag on it? No. I'm not patriotic enough at all for that. What’s a medicine that makes you sleepy? Historically, larger doses of Klonopin can knock me the fuck out. Do you like bath bombs? Never used one, because I don't do baths. Who are your favorite small YouTubers? I'm going to guesstimate you mean less than 1M subs as "small," because I really don't know what you consider to fit that description. I watch a lot of people with less than 1M, so it's hard to say, but lately it's probably been a let's player John Wolfe. He's really funny. Then there's some tarantula YouTubers, along with the animal educator Emzotic... and really just many others. I think most of the people I watch actually have sub-1M, but more than 500k. Who are your favorite big YouTubers? Markiplier is absolutely, positively #1. I also really enjoy Snake Discovery, GameGrumps, Jeffree Star (don't judge me ok, he's a fuckin hoot), and while I haven't watched them in years, Good Mythical Morning will ALWAYS be deeply, deeeeply embedded in my heart. What was your favorite girl group when you were growing up? Ummm probably the Spice Girls? Have you ever used an outhouse? Ugh, yes, at old childhood sports games. What was the last good cause you donated towards? When I cut off like 8+ inches of hair to accomplish the style I have now, I donated it to Children With Hair Loss. My hair has always been mega-thick and healthy, so why in the world waste it? One of my most cherished items is the certificate I got in return many months later that my donation had been used. Have any of your exes gotten married or had kids since your breakup? I haven't had contact with Juan in many years, don't know what Tyler's up to either, and I haven't spoken to Jason since 2017, so. I'm very doubtful he's married or has kids yet, though, just knowing him and how "I need to be fully prepared for this" he is with big life stuff like that. Does it bother you when people get super emotional? Not at all. I'll do my all to comfort them. Have you ever worked in a restaurant? No. Do you get a lot of thunderstorms where you live? Depends on the time of year. Summertime? Brief but super intense thunderstorms every late afternoon. What was the last drive-thru you went through? Taco Bell w/ Mom. Do you know anyone who claims they can see/feel spirits or other supernatural ‘things?’ No. Do either of your parents have a mental illness? My mom has depression, and Mom is also convinced Dad has either depression masked as anger and/or bipolarity, but following the divorce, I don't see it in him at all. He's never seen a doctor in that field to be diagnosed with any mental illness. What fun things are there to do where you live? Jackshit. Do you know anyone with a really poorly-trained dog? Mother of fucking god, yes. My little sister lives with her best friend, and said friend has a colossal black lab named Hudson that is absolutely uncontrollable because she neglects the shit out of him. Won't listen to you even if it saved his life. He jumps on you, barks endlessly, and if he escapes the house? Good fucking luck getting him inside. She has absolutely no right to own a dog with how shitty of an owner she honestly is. When you were growing up, did your family rent or own your home? They owned it. The idiots who were moving in after us accidentally burnt the place to a fucking crisp, and my parents were SO not happy to lose that house because people were dumb enough to place boxes atop the goddamn stove. Do you do meal-prepping? No. Do you know anyone who got preggo less than a year into their relationship? Multiple people, not that that's my business. What did you dream about last night? I don't remember it clearly, other than I was with Jason and his mother was also present. What's the biggest age difference you've ever had in a relationship? That would have been with Juan, but I don't remember exactly how old he was. I just know I was a freshman and him a senior that got held back a year or so in HS. If you could save one animal from ever becoming extinct, what animal would you pick? Probably bees, given how vital they are. Name the coolest thing about one of your grandparents. My maternal grandmother worked at Disney World. I can't remember what her position was, though. Do you ever eat peanut butter straight from the jar? If I want a healthy snack, sometimes I'll have a scoop. Do you prefer your clothes loose or close fitting? They need to be loose. Favorite thing you’ve ever painted? This big painting of meerkats grooming on burlap I did in high school. Do you always wear a bra? I question the self-love of anyone who can sleep with a bra on. ;__; Do you normally finish one book before starting another? Oh yes, I can't read more than one at a time. Do you prefer reading books, comic books, manga/graphic novels, magazines, or the newspaper? The normal book. Do you know how to play chess? I don't. Are you watching anything? No, but I do have Manson's "Third Day of a Seven Day Binge" on in another tab. What is your blood type? A-. Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it? Yes. Do you twitch when you're falling asleep? Dude, I more than "twitch." I can just suddenly spaz out and look like I'm seizing for a moment. Another side effect of my nightmare suppressant medication. Are any of your pets “overweight”? No. Has anyone ever bought you a ring? My mom has bought me a few, and Jason gave me one for one of our anniversaries. Where was the last place you took a bath/shower, other than your own house? My sister's place. What first attracted you to the last person you kissed? Just how unique and happy that way she is. And her pretty much undying loyalty. Has someone ever taken a pic of you while you were making out with someone? No, considering I wouldn't go that far with someone unless we were alone. Had a crush on someone you thought shared your sexuality, turns out didn’t? Yes. What’s your favorite color to wear? Black. Does it gross you out if a guy has hair on his chest? I personally don't find an excess of it attractive, but it doesn't "gross me out." If they bathe themselves just like everyone else, why should it? Do you think sexuality is a choice or not? It is absolutely not a choice. If it was, I'd assume most people would choose to be straight, given phobias, hatecrimes, etc... I could write an essay on this. Do you like industrial piercings? Yeah. Do you think stretched ears are disgusting? "Disgusting" is, once again, the wrong word. Gauges don't really gross me out - hell, I want tiny ones -, but they can reach a size that, to me, is not visually appealing. Did you watch animated Barbie movies when you were little? I do remember loving Princess and the Pauper as well as the Rapunzel one; my sister was addicted to them. Oh yeah! Then there was the Swan Lake one that she adored, too. We usually watched movies together. Do you like fruit in your cereal? Big No. Do you like raw vegetables? Ugh, no. Do you listen to A Day to Remember? I do! They're on my list of faves. Do you like funnel cake? I actually don't. Have you ever been with someone while they were getting a tattoo? Yuh.
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1. Do you like having your picture taken? No.
2. Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non? I’ve had pictures taken at photo studios and I have a cousin who’s a photographer that did my college graduation photos.
3. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? I mean, nowhere right now. BUT, there’s a lot of places I’d love to visit one day. Various countries and places here in the US. I just want to be able to travel a lot one day.
4. Who would you take with you on this little adventure? My family.
5. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? That’s going to be different for everyone of course, but basically something that pushes you out of your comfort zone. Conquering a fear.
6. Would you ever do that? I don’t know. 
7. Have you ever done crossword puzzles? Yeah. I much prefer word searches, though.
8. Ever actually completed one? Yeah.
9. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it. There isn’t a book near me.
10. Do the same with a lyric from either a cd or the radio. Nah.
11. Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams? Yeah, many times. I’ve tried to look up what some things symbolize and what it might mean for me. 
12. Would you put up posters in your room? Yeah. I have some things hung up. 
13. Can you sing? I can’t sing well at all. I wish.
14. Do you ever sing to yourself while doing everyday tasks? Yes.
15. What's your favorite color of post-it note? Pink.
16. How many cassette tapes do you own? Zero.
17. How many cd's do you own? I don’t have any CDs anymore.
18. Ever bought a cd for just one song? I probably have. 
19. What would your perfect day consist of? Beach days are nice. Or since it’s winter, renting a cozy cabin in the snow sounds lovely.
20. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online? Yes.
21. Have you ever written a survey? Once. It was several years ago during the Xanga days. I wish I still had it saved.
22. How about a song? If so share it. No.
23. Or maybe a poem? If so share it or one of them. I dabbled with poetry when I was 16. I am definitely not sharing one, they’re super cringey.
24. Is your vcr flashing 12:00 all the time? I don’t have a VCR. Wow, cassette tapes and VCRs how old is this survey?
25. Do you read your horoscope? No.
26. If so, do you base your day on it? No, I’ve never been into astrology. I used to read it when I was younger like in an magazine, but it was always just for fun.
27. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why? Chew gum. Mouthwash is way too strong to me and I find it irritating for my mouth and yeah it’s just not a pleasant experience.
28. Do you floss? No. :X
29. Are you addicted to napster like me? Okay, now you’ve mentioned Napster so this survey is super old. Napster was like late 90s and early 2000s. 
30. How many times a year about are you sick? I rarely get things like a cold, which I find interesting because I feel like my immune system is crap, but I feel sick and crappy often for other reasons.
31. Ever been in an airplane? Yes, a few times.
32. If so where were you flying to? Georgia and back and to Disneyland and back.
33. What radio station to you listen to most? It’s been a few years since I’ve listened to the radio.
34. What color are your shoes? I wear my black Adidas the most.
35. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? He was. He had no hair, though, so he wasn’t actually fuzzy.
36. Do you know how to play dominos? I’ve never really played.
37. Or do you think I just mean pizza by that? No, I know what dominos are.
38. Speaking of pizza, what's your favorite kind? (toppings and/or place to get it from) My favorite is from this local place. I like to get white sauce, feta and ricotta cheese, crumbled meatballs, garlic, spinach, and pesto and olive oil drizzles. I’ve been really craving that lately.
39. What color are your eyes? Brown.
40. How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime? Oh pffffft, I am not even going to attempt to figure that out. There’s no way I could. I’ve been doing surveys for so long and sadly so many of them are gone because they were done on Myspace and Xanga. :(
41. Describe your bedroom, include all details. Okay, you want details? Here we go...
It’s small and has way too much stuff. For one thing, there’s giraffe stuffed animals all over, including a 4 ft one in the corner. There’s a dresser by the window that has my TV and Christmas decorations on it. To the right of that is a 6-cube shelf with some of the aforementioned giraffe stuffed animals as well as giraffe knickknacks, some coloring books and coloring supplies, a mini Christmas tree on top, a few more giraffe stuffed animals, a nice picture frame with my dog, Brandie, who passed away, and my BB8 droid I made at Disneyland. Above the shelf is an I Love Lucy wall clock. My closest is nearby and is full of medical supplies, 3-drawer file thing with random stuff I insist on holding onto, my shoes, and all my jackets and sweatshirts. To the left of my dresser is my bookshelf with a lot of books and other figurines and knickknacks of various things I like and hey surprise, surprise, more giraffe stuffed animals! Across from the bookshelf and dresser is my bed, which is also my desk cause I keep my laptop on it, my chargers, my phone, a coloring book, a couple packs of colored pencils, my Bible study stuff, my remotes, and my Nintendo Switch. I have a pile of clothes, too, cause dresser and closet are too full. I have like 8 throw pillows, a body pillow, a back pillow, and a couple actual pillows. I have a few stuffed animals that sit on my bed as well, which are a huge squishmallow giraffe, a small squishmallow pug, a small squishmallow Dumbo, a small squishmallow Baby Yoda/Grogu, and a Baby Yoda/Grogu plushie. To the right of my bed is a TV tray that has my bottles of water, my medicine and pill crusher, a box of straws, a glass, a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink, chapstick, my wallet, a Zip-loc bag with half a glazed donut and half a chocolate one, and a small bag of shortbread cookies. Behind the TV tray is my 3-drawer bedside table, which has a makeup storage thing on it that I plan on cleaning out and getting rid of cause I don’t wear makeup anymore and could use that space for something else, a bottle of lotion, a couple little room sprays from B&BW, and a jewelry tray. Hung up on my walls around the room are a few giraffe framed paintings, a couple beachy canvas paintings, two Alexander Skarsgard calendars, a bulletin board with various stuff pinned to it, and a marker board. There’s also a hamper in here, a floor lamp, a ceiling fan/light, two fans, and an ottoman.
42. Name one person your life is made better by. My mom. She’s my best friend. 
44. How about someone else's? Huh?
45. Can you do math with ease? Ha, noooo. Me and math never got along.
46. What size is your computer screen? It’s 13.3 inches.
47. If you could only talk to one person online who would that be? Someone from the survey community on here.
48. Name your favorite type of music and why. I like a variety of music--various genres and decades.
49. Are you a vegetarian? No.
50. How about an aspiring actor/actress? Not at all.
51. What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance? Alexander Skarsgard.
52. Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors? There’s a lot of movies I could do that with. I try not to cause it gets annoying, but it happens.
53. Name one of your passions in life. I don’t know. :/
54. What's your least favorite time of day? Evening time.
55. Who's your favorite member in a band, singer, guitarist, bassist, drummer, and why? The singer, typically.
56. Do you use hairspray or gel? I use neither.
57. Describe your favorite meal. Wingstop’s boneless garlic parm and lemon pepper wings. I also really enjoy my nightly bowl of ramen.
58. What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes? Black.
59. Ever listen to classical music? Not typically, but it is nice.
60. Have you ever said lol in real life without thinking about it? No.
61. Do you find you use internet language when writing notes irl? I use “wtf, “wth”, “omg”, and “lol.” 
62. What songs would be on your ideal cd? Like I said, I like variety, so a mix of songs.
63. Say one thing you've learned today. Nothing, really.
64. What is the best present you've ever given someone else? I don’t know.
65. What is the best present someone else has ever given to you? I’ve been given many nice gifts throughout my life. I’m appreciative of all the gifts I’ve received.
66. So hey, what's your full name? Stephanie is all you need to know.
67. Describe yourself while drunk. I was chatty and annoying.
68. How big are the windows in your house? Regular, common size? .
69. Do you wear a watch? Nope.
70. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else? Nothing.
71. What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated? Just a year.
72. How many mirrors do you have? Just one in my room.
73. Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've passed on. I don’t know, man.
74. Have you ever sailed? Nope.
75. How fast can you run? I used to be able to go pretty fast, but not now. I don’t have the upper body strength or energy I used to have.
76. What do you believe in? I believe in God.
77. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? Not long at all. I just change clothes, quickly do something with my hair, brush my teeth, put on deodorant, put on my shoes, and then grab my bag and mask and go. And a coat if needed.
78. Do you shower daily? If not how often? No, I shower 3-4 times a week.
79. What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so? I’d make it so I had good health.
80. Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it. Teleportation. I’d travel all over.
81. Are candles romantic or a fire hazard? They can be both.
82. Name something you've done in the last 24hrs no matter how big or small. I had coffee and donuts. Exciting stuff.
83. Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, rings? I haven’t worn any in awhile.
84. What colors are you wearing right now? Just black.
85. How often do you change the sheets on your bed? Twice a month.
86. Have you ever gotten lost? Not alone, thankfully, but yeah.
87. What's on your computer desk? I mentioned in the question about my room that my bed is also my desk and I listed the things on it.
88. How many folders are on your desktop at the present moment? Zero.
89. When your talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? Sometimes, if I find it necessary to do so.
90. Which landmark would you climb if you could? None.
91. Do you own or have you read, or thought of reading any self-help books? I read the Chicken Soup For The Soul books when I was younger but that's it. <<< Same.
92. Ever seriously questioned your sanity? Yes. 93. Can you breakdance? No.
94. What's in your fridge right now? Food and drinks. I’m tired from listing everything in that room description question lol.
95. How many people do you live with? I live with 3 people and a doggo.
96. Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area? No.
97. What is the strangest thing you've ever done? Uhhh. I don’t know.
98. Name an instrument you've never played but would like to. Guitar.
99. Have you ever been on tv or the radio? Myself, as well as my story, was on TV after my accident happened. 
100. What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you? Physically hurt me.
101. Are you a fast typer? Yes.
102. How high have you counted before getting bored? I don’t know, but probably not very high. I probably would get to 100 and be over it.
103. Describe how you sleep. (ie. your position and/or how you fall asleep) I sleep slightly propped up and turned to my left side. I have indigestion and post-nasal drip issues, so I can’t sleep flat. I have a whole nighttime routine consists of scrolling through Tumblr, doing surveys, and listening to ASMR until I feel tired enough to fall asleep.
104. Are you straight, bi, gay? I’m straight.
105. Do you ever do something else while on the computer? If so what? Sometimes I’m watching TV.
106. What is the most expensive item you own? My MacBook Air.
107. How about the least expensive? My little knickknacks.
109. What do you do online? Check my social medias, watch YouTube, scroll through Tumblr, and do surveys.
110. Name some stores you've bought clothes in before. Boxlunch, Hot Topic, Kohl’s, JCP, Target, H&M, Macy’s, Forever 21... those are a few that come to mind.
111. Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so which one? I struggled with mythology. I just couldn’t get into it, so that definitely didn’t help, and it was hard to follow.
112. Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so which one? Yeah. Whenever that happens I jump on Google and read up on it afterwards. 
113. Do people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs? I pick up lingo from others most often. 
114. Are you easily influenced by other people, or current trends? No, I wouldn’t say that.
115. What makes you unique in your own opinion? I don’t feel very unique.
116. Name your worst quality. Where to start... .
117. Name your best. I like that I’m open-minded.
118. What would you like to do with your life? I need to get myself together and figure that out.
119. Do you blowdry your hair? Nah.
120. How many clocks are in your house? We have like 3 wall clocks and there’s digital clocks throughout the house on appliances and electronics.
121. Are they all set on the same time? The phones and electronics are. The others are a few minutes fast. My parents set their digital clock like 15 minutes fast.
122. Have you ever intentionally set a clock ahead or behind the actual time? Like I said, we set some of them a few minutes ahead.
123. What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning? "What time is it?"
124. Which browser do you use? Google Chrome.
125. Do you bite your nails? Ugh, I don’t bite them but I pick and clip at them with clippers constantly. 
126. Would you ever leave little notes to your gf/bf? Sure, I think that’s cute.
127. Ever been to a farm? Yes.
128. Tell me about your dream last night. I don't remember. I rarely ever do. What typically happens is I’ll remember when I first get up, but then it like vanishes. My dreams are like Snapchat. If only there was an option to save or screenshot them like Snapchat.
129. Ever seen a shooting star? No, actually.
130. Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone. Uhhhh. I’m so boring, I can’t think of something interesting to share.
131. Do your days fly by or seem to last forever? It often seems like the days go by slow, but then before I know it it’s already been a whole week again and I’m like wtf it was just Monday? That’s how the years tend to feel, too. There’s definitely some days that just really seem draaaaag, though. And there’s something about January that always feels super long. 
132. Have you ever stayed in a fancy high class rich hotel? Yes. 133. Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel? No.
134. What in your opinion is the best advertising slogan out there? If they get stuck in your head then they’re doing something right. It’s gotta be catchy. Jingles work well.
135. When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civilians, will you be on the list to go? Noooo, absolutely not.
136. How are you feeling right now? Tired, kinda hungry, and lonely.
137. Have you ever written anything on your skin? Yeah.
138. If so what? Random stuff. That was something a lot of people seemed to do in like middle school and high school for some reason.
139. Which website do you frequent most often? Tumblr and YouTube.
140. What color are most of your clothes? Black.
141. Do you own any plants? Nope.
142. Are things as bad as they seem? They sure seem bad to me.
143. Describe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you. My mom is amazing. She’s sacrificed so much. I’m 31 years old and require aid with some things and here she is still taking care of me and doing so much for me on top of working a full-time job, being a caregiver for a family friend as well, taking care of us as a family and of things at home, and she very rarely has anytime for herself. She’s spread very thin and works so hard and yeah I just could never thank her enough. She’s the absolute best and I would be so lost without her. I couldn’t keep going if it weren’t for her.
144. Ever looked directly at the sun? Yes.
145. Have you ever made a pin hole camera to watch the eclipse? No.
146. What's your favorite cereal? All the main sugary ones, ha.
147. Who do you miss? My loved ones who have passed away.
148. Name something you just can't forget no matter how hard you try. Uh, a lot of things. My mind doesn’t like me to forget things like that. It likes to remind me of them often. Things like that hit at random times as well, like my brain will be like, ‘hey remember when...’ and I’m like, ‘ugh, yes I remember you won’t let me forget.’
149. Describe the worst fight you've ever been in whether physical or verbal. I’ve never been in a physical fight, but there were some verbal ones. I don’t want to get into them right now.
150. Say something else about yourself you've never told anyone before. Noooo. 
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Soulmate Marks (Maknae line)
*Jimin*
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You sighed as you finally plopped down on the bed in the hotel room. Your best friend had drug you to Korea for a BTS fansign. She wanted to come the whole week and explore. You didn’t have a problem with it other than the fact that you had went to exploring two hours after you landed.
“So what are you going to wear tomorrow?”
She asks.
“I don’t know. Probably a pair of skinny jeans and that top that I got earlier. Nothing special.”
You say, shrugging.
“You can’t just wear a pair of jeans tomorrow. You could meet your soulmate tomorrow. I brought an extra sundress that you can wear. You can’t show up to possibly meeting your soulmate in a pair of jeans.”
She says.
You roll your eyes and grab a pair of pajamas and your face wash.
“Whatever. I’m going to go and take a shower and then get some sleep. I’m knackered.”
You say.
She nods and you walk into the bathroom.
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You woke the next morning to your friends alarm going off. You groaned and ran a hand through your messy hair. You then gently shook your friend’s shoulder.
“We have to get up and start getting ready if we are going to do this today.”
You say.
She sits up and brushes hair out of her face. You got out of bed and then went to the bathroom to brush your hair and teeth. You walked back out and your friend threw a dress at you. You caught it and held it up.
“Are you really going to make me wear this?”
You ask.
“Yes. This is a big event and you could meet your soulmate. Just please wear it for me.”
She says.
You sign but nod. You grab your makeup bag and then went back into the small bathroom. You got changed and then added a little bit of makeup to your face. You then walked out and pulled on your old pair of white converse. It worked with the sun dress that your friend had let you borrow. You walked back out and grabbed your phone and made sure that your mother had not texted you. She hadn’t. You knew that she was probably still sleeping. You then sat down on the bed while your friend went and got changed.
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You had finally got into the venue and you were now waiting for the boys to come out. You knew that the boys were going to hold a panel of some sort and then answer questions before they started to do the actual signing. You found yourself laughing and cheering when the boys said something that you found funny. You could tell that your best friend was having a lot of fun which was the whole reason that you decided to come with her. It finally came to the time for the actual signing. You were getting pretty close. You could almost touch the first person. It was Jin, then Namjoon, Hoseok, Taehyung, Jeongguk, and then Jimin. If you remembered their names correctly. You tightly held your copy of their newest album. You could feel your palms sweating. The boys were really sweet. You had finally made it to the end after giggling with Jeongguk and talking about Overwatch when he saw your lanyard which had an Overwatch pin. You took a deep breath and moved onto Jimin. He had quickly been the one to draw you in and you were nervous to meet him. You then sat down in front of him. He gave you a big smile.
“Hello!”
He says.
“Hi.”
You say, meekly.
He giggles.
“There’s no need to be shy. I’m not going to hurt you.”
He says.
“I know. I’m just nervous. You’re my bias so this is hard.”
You say, feeling the blush spread on your cheek.
You then gently moved a strand of hair out of your face. You hear a gasp and you looked up to see Jimin intensely staring at your hand. He then gently took your hand and stared at the mark on your pinky finger.
“What are you-“
You were cut off when he held out his own hand and showed you the mark that matched your own.
“I never dreamed that I would be able to find you.”
He whispers.
He then pulls you into a huge hug and buries his face into your shoulder. You could feel his tears slowly dripping down onto your shoulder. The security for you a chair so that you could stay with Jimin knowing that the bond would be a lot more stronger now. It would be almost impossible for the two of you to be apart.
*Taehyung*
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*pretend that it is on the back of the forearm
Your best friend had been hired on to Bighit to be one of the makeup artists. You had also been hired but you were just going to be her assistant getting things when she needed it. Today you were going to be going to the zoo for an episode of BTS Run. You knew a good bit about BTS because you had listened to them when you were younger. You knew their names and who did what. You hadn’t listened to them in years though. School kind of got in the way and you didn’t really have time for music as much.
“You ready to go?”
Your best friend asks.
You two live together so it made it easier to get to work considering that you could carpool. You walk out to her car and you climb into the passenger seat. She would drive one week and you drive the next. You sighed when you saw the morning traffic that was always annoying. You finally made it to the zoo and the boys were sitting in the makeup chairs already, playing on their phones. You followed your friend over to Taehyung. She turns to you.
“You want to start on his hair while I do makeup?”
She asks.
“Sure. Good morning Taehyung. You seem bright this morning.”
You say.
He chuckles.
“Yeah I’m pretty excited. We get to see the otters today. They are one of my favorite.”
He says.
You smile and start gently brushing the tangles from his hair before heating up the flat iron.
“Otters are pretty cute I must admit.”
You say, thinking about your soul mark that was currently hidden behind your cardigan sleeve.
“Yeah. Did you know that they hold hands while sleeping so that they won’t be able to drift apart?”
He asks.
You smile again, separating his hair into different sections so that you could flatten the small waves that had formed while he was asleep.
“Yeah. I actually took some classes about zoo animals when I was still in college. Just some elective classes really.”
You say.
“Wahhh that’s sounds so fun.”
He says.
You laugh and finish up his hair gently parting it down the middle and adding hairspray. Your friend had long finished up his makeup.
“Thank you.”
He says.
You smile.
“It’s no problem. It’s kind of my job remember?”
“Yeah I guess so. Well I better get going before they start calling for me.”
He says, sliding his phone into his pocket.
“Okay I’ll see you when it’s time for touch ups.”
You say.
You smile as he skips off to join his friends for filming.
“He really has taken a liking to you.”
One of the other makeup artists says.
“He’s got a kind heart. Do you think they would notice if I snuck out to look around?”
You say.
“They said we could. As long as we stay out of the way of filming then we are good.”
One of them says.
You squeal and immediately head to the map to find out where the aquatic animals were. You wanted to see some of the seals, penguins, and otters. During your school years, you had spent a lot of time here. You volunteered there a lot helping with the animals. You always tended to be with the otters and penguins. That’s why you weren’t surprised when the otter soulmark showed up. You finally made it to the otters and smiled as you watched them swim around in the small river that had been made. It was a little warm so you pulled your cardigan off and tied it around your waist. You heard the boys come running towards where you were. You moved to the back wall to watch the otters so that you would not be in the way of the filming crew. You smiled when you saw Taehyung come bounding in the area, a huge smile on his face. He giggled as he watched them cuddling in the water. He then noticed that you were standing in the background and then his eyes locked on the soulmark that you were gently tracing your fingers over. He immediately dropped his pamphlet and walked over to you. The camera crew followed him. He finally made it over to you and pulled the sleeve up on his button up shirt. He then showed you his soulmark. It matched your own.
“I knew that there was something different about you. I felt the bond as soon as I saw you but I wasn’t sure what it was. I didn’t want to say anything until I knew something for sure.”
He says.
“Yeah. I noticed as well.”
You say.
You could see all of the boys smiling and the cameras still rolling as Taehyung pulled you into a tight hug. You could feel the warmth of the bond running through your veins.
“I’m so happy.”
He whispers.
“I am too. I never thought that I would find you this quickly but I’m not complaining.”
You say, snuggling into his necks.
*Jeongguk*
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You work at a small animal shelter just outside of Seoul. You had moved there after a bad breakup. You had taken Korean classes for years and you were pretty fluent so it just seemed like a good idea. You walked into the shelter and placed your badge onto your scrub top.
“Today we are going to have a special guest. You will be showing them around and let them play with puppies. They are going to be trying to raise more awareness for shelter animals. We will be bringing out Minnie, Mochi, Anabelle, Tinkerbell, Trixie, and Gerum. Then we will just see which dog takes to who and they will be playing with those.”
Your manager says.
You nod.
“Okay. I’ll get them ready. Should I give them a bath first?”
You ask.
“Yes. Use one of the hypoallergenic shampoos. I don’t know if they have any allergies and I don’t want to risk anything.”
She says.
You nod and go to get the dogs ready for a bath. You were finally finished with all but Gerum. He was a little nervous still. He was one of the newer dogs that had been rescued from the streets. It looked like he had been there for years. You really hoped that this tv show that is being filmed will help him get adopted. He is really sweet once he warms up to you.
“Okay Gerum we have to get you a bath. There are going to be some really nice people coming today and you are going to be playing with them.”
You say.
He gives a little yip and follows close to your heels. You bathe him quickly and get him dried off. Once you were done you were immediately called into the backyard play area. You gather all the dogs onto leashes and walk outside. Your eyes slightly widen when you see BTS sitting in the grass talking amongst themselves.
“Hello, I’m Y/N. I’m a caregiver here and we have picked out some of our dogs that have been here for a while so they are the most comfortable. They are ready and willing to play as you can see.”
You say, as the dogs jump around and wrap their leashes around your legs. You could see the cameras filming and you mentally thank yourself that you had put on makeup and did something with your hair.
They all give bright smiles.
“We are BTS. I’m Namjoon, this is Jin, Hoseok, Yoongi, Jimin, Jeongguk, and Taehyung. Our task today will be play with the puppies and tell a little bit about this place. We hope that we can get some people in here to adopt some of them.”
He says, giving a smile.
“Okay, let me get untangled and then I will be giving you guys some treats and then the dogs will decide who they want to spend some time with today.”
You say.
You untangle from the dogs and hand them over to one of the other workers and pull the treats from your pouch. You then hand each of the boys a bag of the treats.
“Okay so everyone has their treats. I’m going to go and take their leashes off and then you guys can try to get one to come to you. They are all really sweet but they may seem a little hesitant at first because you are a new person. Just give them some time.”
You say.
They all nod. You then take the leashes from the dogs collars and they run free. You smiled as you saw the boys eagerly trying to get the dogs attention. You smiled when you saw the Gerum had chosen someone quickly. It was the one that you thought to be Jeongguk. He had a big grin on his face as Gerum sat in his lap and kept trying to lick at his face. The filming was finally over and all of the dogs were tired and satisfied. You took them back inside as everyone got ready to leave. You turned to walk the dogs back inside when someone gently touched your shoulder. You turned to see Jeongguk standing there.
“Is something wrong?”
You ask.
He immediately shakes his head.
“Um no. I’m actually wondering how the adoption process works.”
He says.
“Well, the first thing would be filling out paperwork and getting it approved which only takes about ten minutes. It just is a small background check of sorts and then you would chose the animal you want to adopt and then the adoption papers would be filled out and a small fee for the shots and stuff and the animal will be yours. You’ll get a list of what you should for them and then it’ll be all done.”
You say, hanging up the leashes as you closed the door the indoor playground.
“Well, I want to adopt Gerum.”
He says.
You smile.
“That’s really great. He’s an amazing dog. I hate to admit it but he has been here the longest. If I could have animals in my apartment I would take him in. He will be a good fit for you though.”
You say, going to the front desk with him following close behind.
You go to the computer and take off your jacket and go to print the paperwork but a hand stopped you.
“What?”
You ask.
He then wordlessly holds out his arm where he shows the mark that fits with yours.
“It looks like you will be able to see Gerum a lot.”
He says, grinning.
“I think I like the sound of that. Don’t tell anyone but he is my favorite.”
You say, handing him the paperwork to fill out.
He laughs.
“Your secret is safe with me. So do you maybe want to get some coffee after you get off work. I’m dying to get to know you better.”
He says.
“Yeah that would be great. It’s almost time to close. Once we get all of this done we should be good to go.”
You say.
“Okay.”
He says.
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Summary: Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx find themselves in the frustrating predicament of being infatuated with the same woman. This calls for a competition.
Author’s note: So I was gonna put Tommy’s date with Y/N in this chapter but it was already getting super long so I decided the date will get its own chapter. I also tried to do a chapter that wasn’t 90% dialogue but it’s still at least like 75% dialogue. Anyway, here’s the new chapter! Feedback is always appreciated. Enjoy xx
Warnings: Language, sexual conversations, a little toxic masculinity.
Tommy would never admit it out loud to anybody but when Y/N spent the night in Nikki’s room with his face between her legs, he almost cried. He didn’t, because he wasn’t a pussy, but he really wanted to. It was also not good when the thing that woke him up that morning (well, more like afternoon) was more moaning from the bassist’s bedroom. Jesus Christ, Tommy thought, was Nikki’s jaw not sore by now? Knowing that he wouldn’t be able to go back to sleep, the drummer rose and went to lock himself in the bathroom for the next hour to shower, brush his teeth, and tease his hair higher than the gods. After a while, he emerged from the bathroom in a cloud of steam and hairspray (still in his underwear, but by god, his hair looked fabulous) to find the other Twin sitting on the couch (also in his underwear) with a cup of coffee.
“Morning, T-Bone,” Nikki said with a surprisingly pleasant smile.
“Morning, Sixx,” Tommy replied suspiciously, “Where’s Y/N?”
“Still sleeping.”
“Were you not just eating her out a little while ago?” The younger Twin asked, pouring a cup of coffee for himself and grabbing a cigarette from his pack to smoke, trying hard not to sound bitter.
“Yeah, y’know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day and all that,” Nikki’s smile settled into a cocky smirk, “But she went back to sleep right after.”
“Really? I thought it was dessert,” Tommy commented, taking a seat beside the bassist and lighting his cigarette.
“Why the fuck would it be dessert?”
“Well I figure after I take her out for dinner and drinks tonight, Y/N will make a nice sweet treat.”
Nikki elbowed Tommy and the drummer laughed. They sat in silence for a few minutes, getting their caffeine and nicotine fixes.
“We gotta stop fighting, man,” Tommy said finally.
“It’s not fighting, it’s... banter,” Nikki dismissed.
“Well whatever it is, we gotta stop picking at each other all the time. It’s stressing out Y/N and I don’t like it either. I know we have this dumb bet but I don’t wanna lose you in the process, dude. You’re still my best friend and shit, you know.”
“Yeah, I get it. This is a whole fucked up situation. It sounded fun, but a couple days in and it’s already starting to be a drag. Not to be a little bitch, but you’re like my brother, I don’t wanna lose you either.”
“That’s a little gay, guys,” Vince yawned, emerging from his room.
“Dude we said we love each other, we didn’t say we wanna suck each other’s dicks,” Tommy laughed.
“Wouldn’t you, though?” The blonde mused pouring milk and sugar into a cup of coffee in the kitchen.
“NO!” Both Twins yelled, their cheeks turning a vivid shade of red.
“Mhm, okay,” Vince hummed dismissively, sitting in a chair near the couch, “So how goes the bet, boys?”
The Twins both groaned in exhaustion.
“She loves both of us, and it’s hell,” Nikki sighed.
“And we don’t wanna ruin our friendship in the process, which is also a hard thing to do,” Tommy added.
Vince nodded thoughtfully, but didn’t reply, as his eyes said all he needed to say: sounds like a you problem.
“So Tom, are you taking her out tonight?” The blonde said, changing the subject.
The drummer nodded with a smile.
“Yeah man, nothing too fancy. I think we might go out to that state park in Malibu, see the stars. She likes stars. We’ll probably go eat beforehand and then get some bottles and go out there and, y’know, see what happens.”
“Wine, dine, and sixty-nine; solid plan,” Nikki nodded.
“She’ll like that: Malibu is nice,” Vince agreed, “I’ve been meaning to take Lovey up there sometime.”
“Lovey is a cunt,” Nikki said automatically without even a moments thought.
“Hey, man— actually, you’re kind of right,” The singer shrugged.
“Who’s talking about that cunt, Lovey?” A female voice chimed in from Nikki’s bedroom.
“Nikki called her that— he didn’t even think about it!” Vince tried to keep himself from laughing about his friend insulting his girlfriend.
“Sorry— it’s a conditioned response. Like how a dog drools when Pavlov rings a bell? I call Lovey a cunt whenever I hear her name,” Nikki explained with a smirk, “Morning, gorgeous, how was your night?”
Y/N tilted the bassist’s chin up with her fingertips and gently kissed his lips.
“It was a good night, of course. Wanna maybe go fix me some coffee?” She asked the bassist.
He nodded and rose from the couch to go to the kitchen. She took his spot next to Tommy and settled into his side, her head on his shoulder.
“Sleep well?” She asked, looking up at him.
“Hm, well enough. What about you?” The drummer asked, in turn looking down at her.
“Like the dead,” She sighed, and then whispered, “I’m sorry if you heard anything from Nikki’s room last night. I don’t know how thick the walls are and I was drunk and—“
“It’s okay, baby, I get it; we all want. And I know you love Nikki, I don’t blame ya.”
She leaned up slightly and pecked him on the lips.
“But I love you, too, you know that, right?” She asked.
“I know, sweetheart, I love you too,” He said with a charming smile, leaning down and kissing her again, a little deeper, but keeping it short.
The more intimate Y/N became with the Twins, the more she noticed their subtle differences. For example, their scents; Nikki smelled like expensive whiskey (despite drinking mostly Jack Daniels), leather, luxurious pipe tobacco, blood, and incense. Tommy smelled like sand and surf, clean lime, sage, peppermint, and what might be sandalwood— though above both of them hung a thick layer of cigarette smoke and the liquor of the night. Where Nikki was dark and brooding, Tommy was bright and bubbly. Nikki’s love was all consuming and intense; Tommy’s love was easy and exuberant. If Nikki was a glass of wine, Tommy was a margarita. Tommy was an angel and Nikki was a devil. It was jarring how two totally different people could somehow look and act just alike.
She supposed that was part of the reason she loved them both so much; they were yin and yang but hey, to the eye they were both black and white. Both beautiful with sharp cheekbones and jawlines, fluffy black hair, sparkling eyes (Nikki’s were a bluish shade of hazel while Tommy’s were on the green and brown side), towering height, lean builds, kissable lips, and heartbreaking smiles. They were truly two sides of the same coin.
Nikki has to admit as he watched Y/N curl up with Tommy that they looked good together, slotting against one another like puzzle pieces. But little did he know that Tommy thought the same about her with him. The truth was that they brought out different sides of her; with Nikki she explored the side of herself that was a jaded, experienced, sensual heartbreaker of a woman, and with Tommy she felt like a young girl experiencing real love for the first time.
“You know what’s weird?” Vince piped up, breaking everyone’s focus, “That Y/N works so well with both of you guys. Like, if I was a girl, I could definitely put a ring on Tommy, but I would kill Nikki in cold blood in the first month.”
“I’d probably cheat on you, Vinnie,” Tommy joked, “But if Nikki was a chick? I’d never cheat on him because I know he would like carve my heart out and offer my soul to Satan or something.”
“You wouldn’t cheat on me anyway!” Nikki laughed as he returned from the kitchen, handing Y/N her cup of coffee, “We’re soulmates, man. If I were a woman, you’d be so deeply in love with me, you wouldn’t even think about another girl, not even Y/N. Plus, I mean, I’d be sexy as fuck as a chick.”
“I’d be hot as a chick, too. I think if we were girls, we’d be lesbians,” Tommy mused, “No matter what we are, one thing would be constant: we would love the ladies and the ladies would love us. Y/N, would you still be into us if we were girls?”
“Hm...” She hummed in thought, looking over the two of them, “Yeah, I’d still be down. You two already kind of look like ladies, with the makeup and the hair and the heels. It wouldn’t be so different.”
“We do not look like ladies!” Vince protested.
Y/N finished her coffee and got her clothes on and threw her hair up with a red scrunchy before going home to get ready to go out again. She showered and did her hair and put on makeup, but then came the time to pick an outfit. She didn’t know what she and Tommy would be doing; he told her it was a surprise. So, she called him.
“Mötley residence, Mick speaking.”
“Oh, hey, when did you go over?” She asked.
“About an hour ago. How was last night? Vince said you and Nikki got down and dirty,” The guitarist asked, trying not to sound too much like a gossipy hairdresser.
“We didn’t go all the way, if that’s what you’re asking. Nikki wanted to go down on me, and it sounded good so I let him. And that was... wow. He could have a good future as a prostitute, let’s put it that way,” She dished with a wistful smile on her recently red painted lips.
“Very interesting. And you’re going out with Tommy tonight, right?”
“Yeah, I actually called to ask him something.”
“Is he gonna get a taste tonight?”
“Quit being a gossip, Mars man!” She laughed, “Besides, I’ll tell you and Vince how tonight goes, anyway. Now would you please put Tommy on?”
“Sure thing, kid. TOMMY, PHONE FOR YOU!” Mick yelled into the house.
Y/N heard a clattering in the background before the desired voice came over the line.
“Mötley residence, Tommy speaking,” The drummer greeted with a chipper tone.
“Hello, Tommy, my love,” She grinned, twisting the phone cord around her fingers.
“Oh, hey! What’s happening, hot stuff?” She could practically hear his smile.
“I just wanted to ask what I should wear; I don’t know where we’re going, so...”
“Hm. Uh, something comfortable. Maybe something with another layer on top? It might get cold. But if you don’t want to, I’ll give you my sweatshirt or something, I don’t mind, and I always have a jacket in the van—“
“Tommy, babe, I’ll just break it down, ok? Boots, sneakers, flats, or heels?”
“Definitely not heels. I vote boots,” He replied.
“Dress, skirt, shorts, or pants?” She asked.
“Skirt, but wear tights or something. Like I said, it might get cold.”
“Honey, I don’t think my fishnets are really gonna help me,” She smirked.
“I just think you look sexy in a skirt, that’s all. Especially that black leather one,” He hinted.
“That was the plan. Okay, thank you, baby, that’s all I needed,” She concluded.
“Alright! I’ll pick you up in a little bit,” He said excitedly.
“Alright. Love you, bye,” She said. M
“Love you, bye.”
She finally decided on black leather boots, the leather skirt and fishnets (as requested by the lovesick drummer), a red, off the shoulder top, and no jacket because truth be told, she kind of wanted to borrow Tommy’s; it was a little beat up and worn in, but that only made it more comfortable, plus it smelled like him. As she sprayed perfume on her neck, as if on cue, the doorbell rang.
“IT’S OPEN!” She yelled as she fine tuned the details of her outfit.
She heard the door open and close and heavy footsteps on the wood floor. A pair of arms wrapped around her waist from behind and a pair of lips found her neck.
“You know, you shouldn’t just say the door is open when someone rings the bell. I could have been a serial killer,” The familiar voice of Tommy murmured in her ear.
“You’d kill me if you were a serial killer?”
“Oh, for sure,” He laughed and turned her around to face him, “But let’s be real, if anybody in Mötley Crüe was a murderer, it would be Nikki.”
“Absolutely.”
The drummer leaned down and kissed her lips gingerly before throwing his arm over her shoulder as they left her apartment. He opened the door of his van for her and got in the drivers seat. Y/N glanced in the rear view mirror at the back of the van; he had cleaned it up, which was nice. There were blankets, pillows, a large cooler, and a little lantern in the back.
“Are we going camping?” She asked.
“Kind of, but not really. I was gonna take you out to eat but I decided it would be better to pack everything into one experience, so I just got takeout from that hotdog place you like on La Brea, and doughnuts for dessert,” Tommy explained as he backed out of the parking lot and got on the road.
“Well, where are we going?” She asked impatiently.
“That’s for me to know, and you to find out,” He winked at her and laced his fingers with hers, driving into the night.
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kevintor · 5 years
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I Watch a Movie I Should Have Seen: “Moonstruck”
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What did I know? I knew Nicolas Cage was in it. Normally Nicolas Cage is enough for me but I also knew this was Early Nicolas Cage. Back when he was still cutting his teeth. Learning how to chew scenery. Figuring out that the Nicolas Cage way of acting is to always make the unexpected choice in a scene and, usually, that unexpected choice is the wrong one. But, when done with conviction as he always does, it’s fun wrong. Also, I knew Cher was in it.
My thoughts:
You have to start with “That’s Amore” or we wouldn’t think a movie with Danny Aiello in it dealt with Italian people. Although, I will say this is his least Italian character. He’s probably playing someone who’s only 94% Italian.
The funeral home owner gets butter on his tie. Cher tells him to take it off so they can clean it. AND HE DOES! It’s so hard to tie a tie. I have to do it twice a year and it is brutal. This scene stayed with me more than any scene in the movie.
Danny Aiello says, “A man who can’t control his woman is funny.” Maybe this is why people think I’m funny. Let’s say, as an experiment, I wanted to control my wife. Let’s allow this experiment to include alternate universes. That gives me infinite versions of my wife which would result in infinite failures at control. Even Stepford Loly, after my order, would scratch her perfectly-powdered nose with her middle finger.
Cher is a widow. Her husband got hit by a bus. She’s 37 and, to reflect the difficulties of her life, they made her look like a 60-year-old high school math teacher.  
Danny Aiello asks Cher to marry him at a restaurant. He doesn’t want to get on a knee. He not only doesn’t have a ring, he doesn’t seem to realize he needed one. The man is a catch. It’s understandable why Cher would say yes.
Danny Aiello goes to Sicily to be with his dying mother. This should give Cher some time to ponder what a pile of garbage he is.
Cher lives with her parents and grandfather and FIVE DOGS! Dogs should never outnumber humans in a house. Maybe this is why she said yes so fast to Danny Aiello - to get out of the dog house.
She toasts her dad over the engagement with champagne and two sugars. I’ve never thought to put sugar in champagne. Would that make it better? I know when I have sugar in the school parking lot at pickup, it makes that better.
Cher’s father is a lot. He’s a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and Ralph Kramden but not the good parts.
Cher calls Nicolas Cage (Danny Aiello’s brother who has not spoken to in years) to get him to come to the wedding. He hangs up on her. The tension is already palpable.
Nicolas Cage is so passionate. He yells. He throws things. He’s like a toddler if a toddler had an absurd amount of chest hair.
Cher’s dad is having an affair. That feels like an unnecessary wrinkle for the movie. Why do we need that too? To give Olympia Dukakis an Oscar?
Nicolas Cage flips the table after Cher cooks him dinner and they get it on. I hope Cher made him clean it up after sex. Even chest haired toddlers have to learn responsibility.
Nicolas Cage invites Cher to a night at the opera. Nicolas Cage has two loves: the opera and being moody.
Strong foreshadowing as Cher passes a dress shop that has two dresses in the window: a wedding dress and a going out dress. I feel sorry for the employee who has to change the window display every time a woman walks by. “Jennifer, a nice woman named Helen is walking by next. She just lost her uncle but she was also invited to a luau the night of the wake. Work your magic!”
Cher goes to “Cinderella Beauty Shop” to get rid of her greys. It may have taken all the hairspray in New York City but the “Fairy Godmothers” turned her into an 80s queen. Or Mother Gothel after Rapunzel sang her rejuvenation song.
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Nicolas Cage thanks Cher for getting pretty. Real smooth.
SINCERE THOUGHT ALERT: I could watch the scene with Olympia Dukakis and John Mahoney eating dinner together for a long time. I’d want it to be the whole movie. Two great actors.
Danny Aiello returns to reveal his mom miraculously recovered but decides he can’t marry Cher because he thinks his mom will die if he does. I’m not sure I follow the logic but Cher doesn’t want to marry him so it works.
Nicolas Cage cuffs his dress shirt sleeves up to the middle of his biceps and asks Cher to marry him. She says yes to a life of flipped tables and yelling, followed by sex.
This movie was fine. I don’t know why it won so many awards. 
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toads-treasures · 5 years
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Tagged by @marvilus73​!!! Thank you so much for the tag and caring about my Nora Mai lol
Taggin: @lookbluesoup​ @tarberrymentats​ and whoever wants to do this!!! Show me all the OC’s!!!!
» NAME: Eleanora Mai Lee Andrews. Introduces herself as Eleanora, once she’s comfortable with someone she’ll let them call her Nora. Call her Ellie at your own risk.
» AGE:  as of October 2077, 28
» SPECIES: human
» GENDER: female
» ORIENTATION: straight
» TITLE:  Initiate, Knight, maybe an Agent eventually? TBH I’m still spit balling everything here. General, but that also takes a while.
PHYSICAL ASPECTS
» HAIR: Thick and black, if it’s longer it’s stick straight and impossible to curl without three hours and three cans of hairspray. If it’s shorter she can get some waves in it with some braids or pin curls, which she likes doing. She got her hair cut a week before the bombs fell and she went from having waist length hair to just above her shoulders. It doesn’t stay up very well, little bits are always falling out if she does anything other than a low bun or ponytail.
» EYES: Black as well. 
» SKIN: A light natural kind tan that gets darker the longer she is out in the sun. She’s got a very yellow undertone, kind of a tawny color. She’s also got three moles/beauty marks/whatever you wanna call them. One under her mouth on the right side, one on her chin on the left and one right under her left eye. She gets some scarring around her temples and forehead from where her power armor helmet gets crushed by a Deathclaw but her hair can usually cover them up. We’ll see if she gets anything more gnarly later.
» HEIGHT: 5′9″
» WEIGHT: Varies. Also she hasn’t stepped on a scale since she was twelve because she’s been self conscious because she doesn’t match up to a lot of people’s idea of what an Asian American woman should be like. She’s not petite. I’d probably guess somewhere around 160 pre-war and post-war 150-ish.
FAMILY
» SIBLINGS: none
» PARENTS: Sophia O’Connor and Adrian Sung-Lee 
» GRANDPARENTS: Paternal: Vera Sung and Edward Lee. Her grandpa died before she was born and her Nan was pretty involved in her life until she moved to America to stay with her Maternal grandfather Sean O’Connor.
» OTHER RELATIVES: Her dad had a lot of cousins and uncles and just family in general but they were spread out all over the world, and also her dad didn’t really get along with the rest of his family so they didn’t see them much. When she did see them she didn’t hang out with her cousins much because they would tease her a lot. Her Uncle Charlie on her Mother’s side also passed away before she ever met him.
» ANY PETS?: Her Grandpa who she sort of grew up with had a German Shepherd named Indie and Nora LOVED her. When she moved to Sanctuary hills she thought about getting a dog but had a disastrous dogsitting experience so she thought maybe they could get a cat. Turns out Nate was allergic to cats. So they got a Codsworth instead. 
» SKILLS:  Does overthinking count? Because if so she’s heckin skilled. I don’t know if it’s a skill but she’s very organized. She also has excellent handwriting. She was a good lawyer and a great student. Her grandpa taught her to love doing things with her hands, where she can see the result after a hard day’s work so she likes to restore old furniture and build things and stuff. She likes to sing for fun and does it a lot unconsciously but she wouldn’t get hired as a lounge singer anytime soon.
» PHYSICAL BUILD:  Tall, long legs and arms and is just kind of lanky in general. She used to do a lot of running in high school even though she hated it, but she does have to admit it did wonders for her legs. Initially leaving the Vault she still had some baby weight and was just generally soft. That doesn’t last long out in the commonwealth though, and especially after she joins the Brotherhood she starts her own kind of boot camp/basic training regime with Danse and gets pretty well muscled after a few months of that. Also the very limited access to refined sugars facilitates a definite change in her physique but she resents that. She would probably kill a man for a doughnut some days. 
» ABILITIES:
Charismatic and quick thinking. Very good with words and can talk herself out of (and occasionally into) sticky situations. 
Intelligent and a quick learner
Perceptive and observant.
Good with her hands, like building things and tinkering with weapons and such. She’s better at following instructions though, she can’t really come up with mods on the fly.
» SPECIAL:
So...I don’t actually own Fallout 4 so I haven’t even made Nora yet therefore she doesn’t have a special but I’ll just hazard a guess here.
from
S - 3 P - 4 E - 3 C - 7 I - 8 A - 2 L - 2
to (after being in the ‘Wealth for a few months)
S - 5 P - 7 E - 5 C - 9 I - 10 A - 4 L - 3
» HOBBIES: Writing in her journal, reading , gardening, cooking/baking, restoring old Pre-War stuff, bickering with Danse and then smiling sappily at him afterwards, chasing after synth!Shaun and trying to keep him out of trouble, working on cases with Nick.
TRAITS
—— POSITIVE ——
Loyal
Intelligent
Practical
Hardworking
——- NEGATIVE ——-
Arrogant
Pedantic
Indecisive
Sarcastic
» COLORS: Blues, especially dark blue and really really pale blue that’s almost white, heather grey, white and black.
» SMELLS: Fresh wood, warm dirt, old books, freshly printed paper, melon blossoms.
» FOOD: She is on a mission to make the Commonwealth’s best bread, cuz she misses toast and tea very much. Radstag stew and pretty much anything Preston cooks. I headcannon that he is an excellent cook when he has the resources. Together he and nora are the dream team in the kitchen.
» DRINKS: Tea, any kind of tea, and purified water.
» ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES:  She doesn’t drink much, has never been a fan of alcohol. If something has so much juice or fruit in it that she can’t tell it’s alcoholic then great.
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sowhowasiagain · 5 years
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Do you get excited when you learn you have to dress up? Kinda, but it also makes me a bit anxious
What brand of hair spray do you use? I don’t use hairspray
Do you like it when guys wear hats? I really don’t care
Burger King, McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds, though really Hesburger is where it’s at
Would you rather visit California or Flordia? I really don’t know, I’m not really interested in either
What’s your ideal first date? I’ve never really been on a proper date, so I don’t know
If you type for awhile, do your fingers start to hurt? A bit
What do you smell right now? Ikea vanilla candle
Chinese or mexican food? Mexican
Can you play the drums? No
Are you the type of person who would study for a test for hours? Oh no, I never study for tests
Are you a lazy person? Very
If you were an animal, what animal would you be? A cat
If you were an instrument, what would you be? I don’t know, maybe like bagpipes or something
Do you hate when you’re in a good mood and one person ruins your mood? Oh yes
Are there any movies coming out that you’d like to see? Yes, can’t wait to see the new Star Wars movie
Where do you buy your underwear? Anywhere
Do you watch the show Switched at Birth? No, never heard of it
Do you hate the usual 100 questions surveys? EX: Eye color Nah, surveys are fun
What’s worse: Rude people, two-faced people or fake people? Maybe rude people
Does your house have a doorbell? Yes
Do you know someone who has dropped out of high school? I don’t think so
Can you juggle? No
Do you think you could run 3 miles right now? God no, I can’t run
What color was the shirt you wore today before changing? I was wearing like a mauve/light pink shirt earlier
Does it freak you out when random people wave to you in public? I don’t think that’s ever happened to me
Can you do the dougie? No
If you were to get a pet turtle right now, what would you name it? Kalle
What’s your most hated commercial to watch? This one really annoying ASMR candy commercial
Can you do a handstand? No
What was the last thing you charged? I’m charging my laptop and tablet right now
Without looking, what time do you think it is? I was thinking maybe 7, bit it’s actually around 9
Favorite album? I dont know
How many people named Josh do you know? None
When you were younger, did you believe you could fly? No
Favorite farm animal? Sheep
Have you ever been to a spa? Yes Has your Facebook ever been hacked? No, I don’t think so
On a scale 1-10 how relaxed are you right now? Like 7
Do you spell gray with an A or an E? E
What’s your favorite name that begins with B? Bruno
How many of your friends on here are online? Umm, I don’t know
If your son said he was gay, how would you react? I’d probably just be like okay, good for you
Apple cider or hot chocolate? I think they mean like warm cider, which I’ve never tried but it sounds kinda disgusting, so id say hot chocolate
If someone payed you $500 would you take a bath in milk? Sure, If I can fave a normal shower right after
How many people have ever said you’re perfect? Few
Twitter, Tumblr or Facebook? Facebook
Do you enjoy having time to yourself? Yes
Can you do a cart wheel? No
How many apps do you have on your phone/iPod? I don’t know but so many
Do you like Ed Sheeran? Yes Can you do ballet? No, though I’ve always wanted to
When you were a teenager, did you used to say “I hate this house!”? No
Would you rather become an author or teacher? Author Are you ever jealous of your best friend? Not really
How many people are you currently texting? One, kinda
Anything exciting coming up? Holiday in a month or so, I get to see my boyfriend again
What numbers does your password on here have? I don’t remember
This time tomorrow, what will you be doing? Probably sitting at home, watching youtube and kitting
Would you rather get money or gift cards for your birthday? Money
Have you ever been inside a recording studio? No
Would you rather visit Mars or Neptune? I don’t know, why would I wanna visit either? Do you have Instagram? Yes
Does it bother you when people keep talking to you and you want to leave? Yes, I hate it
Have you ever texted a landline phone by accident? I don’t think so
Have you ever spoken to a detective before? No
Do you like quotes about love or life better? Life
Do you have any quotes on your bedroom walls? No, I have nothing on my walls
What color is your garage? I don’t have a garage
Have you ever played laser tag? Yes, it’s so boring
Have you ever been to Cedar Point? No How are your grades this year? I decided not to do my thesis and there for not graduate so I’d say not great
Do you think you have a good singing voice? God no
Do you like it when people give you compliments? Yeah
Do you crack under pressure? Sometimes
Was your hair straight today? My hair’s never straight
Do you believe in ghosts? Sure
Do you ever share things on Facebook? Not really
Do you pick out your outfits for the next day the night before or the AM? On the day I wear them
Do you wear earrings? Yes
Do you think Hershey chocolate is the best? Ew no
What do you have first period? Nothing
Do people depend on you too much? No
Have you ever been in love? Yes, like right now
Do you hate being sad? Yes
Is anyone you’re close to in the hospital right now? I don’t think so
Do you have any cuts on you right now? Always
Do you like Steve Carell? Yeah, he’s funny
Is your wifi protected? Yes
What did you have for lunch today? Well I pretty much had my breakfast at lunchtime, so bread
How often do people write on your Facebook wall? Never
Does your phone have a cover on it? Yes
What color was your swim suit this year? Well, I have multiple ones that Ive gotten over the years. I did buy a new rainbow bikini bottom this year
How many bedroom does your house have? 1
Would you go swimming if it was 65 degrees out? I could, but probably not
Favorite flavor of popsicle? Strawberry
Do ladders scare you? No, why would they
Would you ever lie about your past? Yes
Hot dogs or hamburgers? Hamburgers
Do you have any pictures of you and your friends in your bedroom? Not yet
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dibidibidismol · 5 years
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do em all, coward
on the one hand: yay! i get to do the ask game! on the other; @acutest-angle, i’m so sorry for doing this to you. i aint gonna fill nobody’s dash, so the qna is under the break. these are like really undetailed. ill be more specific for individual numbers
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? im pretty happy being 163
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) i love my lil baby so much. i wouldnt trade my pupper for the world
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? i wear a lot of black, and generally dress such that i would be good to go for any job interviews/public speaking events. this is in large part to make up for the fact that my go-to shoes are heelys. like i wear my heelys during professional presentations that count for a large part of my grade. my teachers think im “something else”
4: What was your favorite video game growing up? idk. we didnt do all that media shiz. maybe pvz.
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: my doggo, my child(useless friend needing guidance) and my tumblr-famous friend. hmu for her url. 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?absolute weirdo, but like in a socially acceptable way. can and will debate you into submission.7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?i support gays.8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] 
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9: Are you ticklish?a bit10: Are you allergic to anything?some cats, all homophobes11: What’s your sexuality?ace, homoromo12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?tea babe. like i have so much. like a cubic yard. its a problem.13: Are you a cat or dog person?im multifandom(not a furry)14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?elf15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?amber liu16: How tall are you?160cm17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?my chinese name18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]102-105 i’m smol.19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?normally no. when im home alone….a lil.20: Do you like space or the ocean more? i have a large fear of the ocean. 21: Are you religious? no22: Pet peeves?poor work ethics/mansplaining/poor hygiene.23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?diurnal24: Favorite constellation?orions belt25: Favorite star?shinee26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?not particularly27: Any phobias or fears?germs, the dark, men, large non-pools bodies of water, spiders28: Do you think global warming is real? yea, but “climate change” is more accurate29: Do you believe in reincarnation?no30: Favorite movie?tangled, the lorax, shawshank redemp. , hairspray, legally blond, mulan, mama mia, in that order.31: Do you get scared easily? yea32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?3 fish 3 dog33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] im gunna rate @acutest-angle cuz she did mine. 10/10 would be 11 but she aint stannin shinee.34: What is a color that calms you? purple35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? oregon suits me fine36: Where were you born? oregon37: What is your eye color?brown38: Introvert or extrovert?idek. im really good at people, but idk abt energy gaining or wtv.39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?no40: Hugs or kisses?hugs41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?my doggo.42: Who is someone you love deeply? see above43: Any piercings you want? i already have doubles. might get belly button in the future.44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? hnngg45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? hell no. i take drugs/alcohol v seriously.46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! gorl. so beautiful, so smart, so utterly perfect. also taken.47: What is a sound you really hate? the whit boi in class mansplaining shit to me.48: A sound you really love? pitter pat of paws on hardwood.49: Can you do a backflip? no.50: Can you do the splits? no51: Favorite actor and/or actress?idkrn52: Favorite movie? see 3053: How are you feeling right now?tee hee54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? i really like my hair as is.55: When did you feel happiest? talking in front of many peeps.56: Something that calms you down?tea57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]  none diagnosed. ask me about my brain later for more deets. 58: What does your URL mean?that i smol and i luv shinee59: What three words describe you the most? witty, caring,quick.60: Do you believe in evolution?yes61: What makes you unfollow a blog?too many posts/mediocre content/no longer aligned interests.62: What makes you follow a blog? posts63: Favorite kind of person:girl64: Favorite animal(s):dogs/cats65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @lolfunnykpop @acutest-angle @27-umbrellas66: Favorite emoticon: thumbs up67: Favorite meme: ive connected the dots68: What is your MBTI personality type?pic69: What is your star sign?my wut?70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?yes71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?its black, its formalish, its a pushup bra, dress, and heelys.72: Post a selfie or two?i like dont have any, and im in no statye to be taking them rn.
73: Do you have platform shoes?no?
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?i forgot a wholeass language75: Can you do a front flip?no76: Do you like birds?y77: Do you like to swim?ew78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?no79: Something you wish didn’t exist:homophobia80: Some thing you wish did exist:universal translators81: Piercings you have?double in each ear82: Something you really enjoy doing:read83: Favorite person to talk to:dog84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?no rules here.85: How many followers do you have?all together, a thousand or two?86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? idk87: Do your socks always match?no88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?ill cry89: What are your birthstones? the lite blu one90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?i aint no furry.91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?a rose92: A store you hate? chick fil a93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?  i got addicted, so ive been coffee free for 3 yrs now94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly95: Do you like to wear camo? no96: Winter or summer?winter97: How long can you hold your breath for?40sec98: Least favorite person?trump99: Someone you look up to:amber liu100: A store you love?office depot101: Favorite type of shoes? heelys102: Where do you live? oregon103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?vegetarian, environment/animal right, eggs for health.104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? sparkle105: Do you drink milk? yea, calcium.106: Do you like bugs?i respect their existence but stay tf away107: Do you like spiders? no108: Something you get paranoid about?spiders, water, germs109: Can you draw: sure110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?do you shave ur vag?111: A question you hate being asked?whos ur boy friend?112: Ever been bitten by a spider?no113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?yea, from a distance114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?sunny, from a distance115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: doggo116: Favorite cloud type:cotton candy?117: What color do you wish the sky was?this is fine118: Do you have freckles? like two.119: Favorite thing about a person:personality120: Fruits or vegetables?fruit121: Something you want to do right now:crochet122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?sky123: Sweet or sour foods?sweet124: Bright or dim lights?dim, i have oddball vision issues.125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?love126: Something you hate about Tumblr:no dates on anything/ALL THE FREAKING PORNBOTS THAT ARE STILL FOLLOWING ME REGULARLY127: Something you love about Tumblr:shitposts128: What do you think about the least?i feel like this is a paradox129: What would you want written on your tombstone?list of my achievements in life(born:xxxx died:xxxx)130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?ice131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?how my brain occasionally forgets to filter132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?sometimes133: Computer or TV?computer134: Do you like roller coasters?ew, all that sweat and vomit baked into the seats.135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?no136: Are your ears lobed or attached?lobed137: Do you believe in karma?idk, i like to be nice but secretly with passive aggressive motives.138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?7139: What nicknames do you have/have had?dictionary, lee, tumblr girl, dibi, mom, my child, heely girl (i have a reputation at school)140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?yea, i dont remember them, but apparently i invented myself a butler.141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?way back in the day142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?good143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?giving144: What makes you angryamerica145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? girls147: Are you androgynous? no148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: figure/hair149: Favorite thing about your personality:   i think im funny150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. my friend’s mom/my coach, my rolemodel/friend, my past self.151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? all the eras sucked for people like myself152: Do you like BuzzFeed?love/hate153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]sexy free and single154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? o yeah155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?yessss156: What embarrasses you?my mouth157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:the internment camps158: Biggest lie you have ever told:so many159: How many people are you following?153160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?10000+161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?1000+162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?how do i find this?163: Last time you cried and why: today. latest superstore episode.164: Do you have long or short hair?long165: Longest your hair has ever been:2.5 ft166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?like the community it provides, dislike a lot of values taught, dislike the exclusivity, dislike the way religion is treated as a default. 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? only in regards to what we can do to save it.168: Do you like to wear makeup?i like sparkly eyeshadow n mascara. but dont wear regularly.169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? no170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yea sure.
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