#jabberwock

[lowpolyanimals]

Jabberwock from American Mcgee’s Alice

[chernobog13]

The Jabberwock by William Stout.

[saint-nevermore]

biblically accurate jabberwock

original design for my fantasy headworld, not for use in other projects

[kirisaki-daichi-scenarios]

the boys as bodyguards

dedicated to absolutely no one. sure this is an asks blog - does that mean i have to actually answer them? i know i know bad admins bad admins whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you but i had a dream ages ago now that involved bodyguards, tsunamis, and also a shit ton of murder. don't ask. anyway, it got me pondering. and then it took literal months to write this so i figured i'd post what i've got so far, and maybe i'll update with the rest of the boys later, depending on how well this does/how much time i have

hanamiya makoto

hanamiya’s the package deal

he’s the chief advisor; he’s the doctor; he’s the bodyguard; he’s the sniper. just a right hand man in every way possible.

i mean, he’s not literally your right hand man: he’s the leader of a team, and often it’ll be one of his men there next to you at events, but he’s always supervising or coordinating or collecting intel

ie he’s dedicated to his job. he does like engineering spider’s webs after all.

having said that, he’s also an uncontrollable prick

he’s the best at giving you advice, both in terms of navigating high society and in terms of actual business advice, but is he going to give that advice without slipping in a snide comment about how you should really know all this by now? when you tell him to make sure to take a break some time, is he going to stop himself from saying “maybe if you weren’t so incredibly useless on your own, i’d be able to.”

and sure maybe he’s breaking the universal declaration of human rights with what he does to the people who dare to try harm you, but you don’t know about that

need to know basis type beat

you don’t even have access to the full floor plans of your own property, which includes a basement you’ll never know about, let alone step foot in. hanamiya keeps that information very close to his chest.

gotta make sure his employer has plausable deniability

gotta make double sure that you don’t find out about half the things he does - from the ways he sources his information, to his very dodgy organised crime links, to the number of people that have sadly lost their lives in the name of “fuck it, you’re pissing me off” - because he hates when you bang on about bullshit like “laws” and “morals”

after all, if everyone followed your beloved laws and morals, then you’d have no need for his services

as he always tells you, he’s just your pet necessary evil

yamazaki hiroshi

i reckon he only got into the bodyguard business because he spent his childhood wanting to be a samurai but, well you know, that’s not really a job opportunity anymore

what it does mean though is that he’s all about bushido: mastering his work, bravery, honesty, etc - and above all else loyalty to one’s employer

on a random thursday afternoon, he’ll tell you, completely nonchalantly, straight face, “i would die for you if that’s what it takes. on my life, i’ll always keep you safe.”

you’re staring at him like wtf and/or trying to stop yourself blushing, but he thinks that’s a completely normal thing to say cause he’s just following bushido

of course, late one night, he’ll wake up realise how weird that came across and he’ll spend the next week trying not to blush whenever you talk to him

just like the time he spent a week kicking himself after you walked in on him training, shirtless and rather sweaty, and when you told him he should take a break, he said “but i need to train so my body can be at its best for you”

again, at the time that sounded very reasonable, serious, and totally bushido to him. it’s only later that he’s freaking out in his room like why in god’s name did he say that.

but hey that’s bodyguard!yamazaki for you. a little weird, a little socially inept, but loyal to a fault

haizaki shougo

can you imagine the number of jobs that this man has lost for sleeping on the job?

he’s only got his current gig looking after you because his prices are cheaper and you were getting desperate to find someone in your budget

he’s a ...uhh… unique bodyguard? in the sense that he’ll get you out of harms way eventually, but "eventually" is the key word there

haizaki actively ignores intel that a certain location might be dangerous, because he really just wants to get into fights. sure you might get in the way occasionally, maybe even get some nasty bruises, but hey you get what you pay for.

you want a good bodyguard, save up some money, idiot.

literally the only reason he got into being a bodyguard is so he can beat people up legally (and because he got dishourably discharged from the military); he doesn’t care that much about the whole ‘protecting’ side of things

he’s also the type to ditch you the minute a better paying job comes up (possibly combat work as a mercenary). however he’s not as cold-hearted as he may seem, and he’ll happily spend a day of leave breaking into your penthouse

so that when you return in the evening, he’s there sat on an armchair, grinning smugly, “man your security’s turned to shit since i left.”

shortly followed by, “miss me?”

jason silver

jason’s the quintessential bodyguard, cause, after all, having a very muscular 6’11 man follow you everywhere you go isn’t exactly subtle

but he’s recognisable for other reasons as well.

like the fact that he’ll accompany you to formal balls, and he’ll be the only man there with an undone tie - it’s such a massive argument trying to get him to wear an appropriate suit instead of his usual hoodies and sweatpants, that can anyone blame you for not having the energy to insist he stops undoing his tie as well?

he’s also not exactly one for professionality. like you’ll be minding your business, trying to network, and suddenly you’ll hear a wolf whistle by your ear and a “wouldn’t mind me a bit of that”

“jason, that’s the ambassador to norway. we’re having her over for dinner next week, so, with all due respect, shut the fuck up. and whisper next time, for heaven’s sake! what if someone had heard you?”

“shit, is it a crime to like some nice tits in this economy?”

and when you glare at him, genuinely furious, he grins, puts his hands up, and says, “sorry, sorry. forgot you don’t like me having eyes for anyone else, boss.”

but don’t get me wrong, jason’s not all evil contra to fujimaki’s propaganda

he is an incredibly good bodyguard - those animal instincts really help him out when it comes to getting you out of a sniper’s line of sight, or saving you from a bullet, or just assessing a room for potential entry points. and he packs a mean punch if anyone tries to try something on you, a solid ko.

no one’s getting past him essentially

the only problem is that it’s incredibly difficult to thank jason for saving your life, cause the last thing he needs is an ego boost or feeling like you owe him.

“seriously jason. i don’t know how i can ever repay you.”

“usually the payslip’s enough,” he smirks, “but you know that little lady ambassador-“

unsuprisingly, he’s not invited to the dinner.

[tetsunabouquet]

Can I have yandere nash gold jr with a s/o who he has a crush on for quite some time? (NSFW pls 🙇🏻‍♀️)

A/N: You didn't specify wether you wanted a drabble, a complete one-shot or a headcanon, so I decided to make a Yandere version of the NSFW Headcanon I created earlier!

(18+)

-Considering he's interested in cute, innocent virgins I can imagine the girl he's obsessing over to be that shy, introverted sweetheart who's too stuffed up in her books to realize she's attractive or that Nash is totally losing his mind. -You notice him because the way he speaks is so different from the other Jabberwock members, more intelligent and poised. So you give him the time of day, not noticing you're playing a very dangerous game. -He dreams of being your sun, of having you worship him for his mere existence, just like he worships yours. -Little things like the way your mouth parts when you sleep, the shampoo you use, he knows everything yet he craves to know even more, to know those thoughts going on in your pretty head. -He placed cameras around your room when you weren't looking that one time he got invited in your house and he jerks off regularly at the sight of you in your every day private life, like that time you ran naked through your house because you forgot to place a towel for yourself after you took a shower. -He struck a deal with the rest of his teammates, to intimidate you as often as possible so Nash could prop himself as the hero. -The rest of the Jabberwock team doesn't really care if anything happens to you, and if you were to went missing someday, they'd cover for Nash without a doubt. -Nash uses the money he earns from games to have a home build for the two of you, one where you won't escape. -Though the bedroom looks more like a sex dungeon where he can torture you all he pleases. After all, pleasure and pain are the best ways to hardwire a girl's brain if you'd ask Nash. -Nash isn't stupid and is fully aware women release a lot of bonding hormones during sex and that arousal overrides repulsion and fear. He's fully planning to use this against you. -When you're alone during your captive moments, Nash makes sure to keep you as aroused as possible so you wouldn't want to leave. He makes you wear toys and regularly massages you with aphrodisiac oil. -Nash is dead serious when it comes to wanting to brainwash you, using your hormones against you. -He smirks with joy every time your lips start wobbling and you are at the verge of begging him to take you. It's then when he can shove his cock in your mouth and start pounding your throat to be more honest with what you want. -Disciplining you is his favorite moment of the day. -Never fucks you with a condom on. He's planning to breed you and trap you with as many kids as possible. -Nash loves fucking you endlessly, seeing you be marked with his cum and fickeys stimulates the possessive parts of his brain. -When you're pregnant is the only time he'll let you out of the house without himself to accompany you, but you'll still always be escorted by one of the Jabberwock members, usually Silver is the one to do so because of how much he intimidates you. -Nash won't leave you ot of his sight. Once you gave him that small smile when he met you, you were his for eternity.

[lair-master]

some character creation for a ttrpg inspired by “Jabberwocky”. are you a mome boy? a mimsy tove? a beamish borogove? you tell me!

[foryouistellify]

I've been working on making tokens for creatures and NPCs for the last chapter in the campaign I'm running (Wild Beyond the Witchlight) and here are a few of my favourites so far!

[preservationofnormalcy]

For Jenny: what did you name the jabberwock?

His name is Frumious, and he's very sweet! He's curled up around Norm right now, and while Norm's acting all annoyed, I can tell the big softie is actually loving the attention.

We've got a tank with a dark light and substrate set up for him, and he seems very happy; we did what we could to emulate a gloaming wood.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Dragons from the Encyclopedia of Things That Never Were by Michael Page and Robert Ingpen.

[ravenna222]

I can't find the artist but god bless them 🙏 (this makes me want to write a nash fic)

Anyhow, here's the link to the pin: https://pin.it/vFkUiQ6

[a-darkworld-fool]

[random thought] ● yandere haru sagara

haru sagara buying gps trackers made my brain buzz

imagine him putting one on you so he can see where you are at all times:

he meets you on this random hall you just happen to use as shortcut? what a coincidence!

enjoying your lunch alone in the gardens? not anymore! haru will pop out behind you with an excited greeting.

you see him again when you're hanging out with kaito and luca. is haru following you? impossible! he's too busy caring for the anomalies.

when you have free time and decide to help out jabberwock, haru asks what you were doing at frostheim.

odd. how did he know you just came from there?

ofcourse he'll just flat out tell you that he put a tracker on you.

knowing him, you don't think much of it. it's haru after all. it does make him easier to find you if he needs anything.

so... what's the harm on letting him track you?

(ren would beg to differ. he'll try to make you come to your senses.)

[todorokitouyasleftshoe]

Vorpal Swords when Nash said Akashi has the same eye as him:

[kirisaki-daichi-scenarios]

Could you please do some head canons for pro player! Nash X single mom! Reader (Nash is in his early 30s and reader is slightly younger and has s toddler)?

pro!nash has been used to having 100% of his s/o’s attention in previous relations - relationships where the girl drops everything when he calls - so dating a single mum is a bit of a culture shock to say the least

but he’s not a particularly jealous sort, especially not when the ‘opponent’ is a 2 year old, and he likes dating someone who has their own life and responsibilities and isn’t always clinging to him 

the only problem is that it’s hard finding time to meet up

he’s either practicing or travelling to matches, and you’ve not got much time spare between your work and your kid

during match season in particular, a lot of the relationship is just texts and late night facetimes, sending you flowers and chocolates, and getting you tickets to local matches so the two of you can spend some time together at last

he’s a big fan of surprise visits as well

mostly at your doorstep, but, one time, he decides he’s going to ramp up the surprise element x10, and picks your kid up from nursery

between your kid’s face lighting up when they see nash, and nash turning his charms on the nursery staff, it’s no wonder that they let him take the kid

but, naturally, you freak out when you arrive at the nursery and find out that a man who claimed to know you has already picked the child up

you don’t talk to nash for a day, and nash says he’ll pay for the best nursery around, because the current one’s security clearly sucks

in general, nash does a lot of paying for the kid

he may not like children much, but this one’s ‘his’ and it’s not like he’s got anything better to pay for

so nice clothes, top schools, daytrips: that’s nash’s card footing the bill

(sidenote: nash is 100% the kind of person to have experienced how damaging it is for children to attend highly competitive schools, and yet he’ll still pay for the kid to do the same)

and, of course, he can’t send the kid nice presents without buying you something nice to wear or read too

anyway, back to the child

nash may not be the kind of person who warms to children - he doesn’t find anything particularly interesting about their babble, and he doesn’t care about first steps - but he’s still good with them

and he’s particularly good with yours

naturally, the kid has a phase of wanting to be like his dad when he’s older, so poor nash patientially puts up with hours of teaching this kid how to play basketball

thanks to the belial eye, and societal restrictions on using streetball moves on literal 2 year olds, this basketball training is ridiculously boring for nash

but he still puts up with it :’)

in contrast, the kid worships the ground nash walks on and tells everyone his dad’s a magician because he can make the ball disappear when dribbling

it’s a trick that never fails to amuse the kid, even when he’s in the middle of a tantrum

yeah nash tries to be a good dad, especially during the off-season, to make up for the amount of time he spends away

anyway, final note

nash makes sure to keep the relationship very private

after all, he’s got a brand and “nash gold jr, the suave player who can be a right dick on the court” is not synonymous with “dating a single mum” 

it’s not that he’s ashamed of you

he just doesn’t want you or the kid getting harassed by the media, or being tainted by association

and he likes having your home as a safe space where he’s free from being nash gold jr, pro basketballer

where he can just be nash, lover and dad

[tetsunabouquet]

Just asking, do you write for nash gold jr? If you do could you do some nsfw headcanons or a scenario?

Also I hate how shallow they made jabberwock in the movies, I know they're meant to be like the typical antagonist but I personally don't think nash is as shallow as he seems

A/N: Here is a Nash Gold Jr X Reader one-shot considering the lack of Jabberwock content! Considering there wasn't any specification about the reader's gender or the scenario being an NSFW, I wrote it female coded and non-NSFW.

Nash Gold Jr's hands were aching. After the game they lost in Japan, they had left back for the US. Silver had been rageful the entire time, and didn't seem to calm down until he beat Nash Gold Jr. Nash Gold Jr fought him, knowing he needed to vent. This wasn't the first time Silver would beat someone up, nor, would it be his last. Unless Silver were to work on his anger issues, and Nash Gold Jr did not see Silver do such a thing in the near future. So Nash Gold Jr drifted alone on the streets, preparing what to say to his mother, who undoubtedly was extremely worried for his emotional state and had probably been baking like a madwoman. She had a tendency to keep baking cakes for him to the point where the entire kitchen was bursting with an abundance of cake whenever he was sad. It was a habit she had developped ever since his father's disappearance. His father was a proud soldier who had gone missing last year. He had been sent to the conflict in Afghanistan, and neither his mother or himself, even knew whether he was still alive or not. As he reached his house, he could see your bike parked in their tiny small garden. 'Great, I should have known y/n was here to pester us.' Nash Gold Jr sighed. It had been this way too, for a while. You were his long-time study buddy. You had saved his grades countless of times. You'd noticed his mother's unstable emotional state after his father had went missing and would often help her with things around the house Even now the two of you had graduated, you had remained a pesky presence, always making sure his mother was okay. He wanted to be grateful for you, but you snapping about the risks he always put himself in was frankly annoying. 'She really should stop offering me help all the god damn time. Doesn't she have her own life?' Nash Gold Jr sighed as he went up the steps, unlocking the door with ease. "Mother, Y/n, I am home." He lazily called out as a greeting. You entered the hallway, carrying balloons in your hand and a sour, disappointed expression on your face. "We wanted to surprise you!" You whined, and Nash Gold Jr slightly melted. His mother stood in the doorway of the living room and said, "We had planned a party for you. We thought it was important to celebrate your first competition abroad, even if the second one didn't went so well." Nash Gold Jr couldn't help but smile ever so slightly. Probably your idea, to turn his mother's baking obsession into a operation. He chuckled and ruffled your hair, and as you pouted he greeted his mother, glancing into the living room to see even more balloons, decorations and a plethora of cakes, but not as many as his mother would have baked otherwise. He held his mother tightly to himself, whether to reassure her, or himself, he had no idea. "I will admit, there's some foreign potential, alright." He omitted another small sigh, and felt your hand slapping him across the back. "Well, now you know what to expect and how to prepare, right?" You asked enthusiasitcally, and Nash's slip of smile broke way for a bigger one. You always did this, you were always there to pump hope into his veins. "I hope you haven't stuffed yourself full with too many cakes already, because you're totally helping me with those," Nash said instead of telling you how much he appreciated you, but he figured you knew anyways. You always seemed to know the question to every answer. "Of course I haven't, I figured you needed my assistance. I gave any cake your mother tried feeding me over the past days to my own family so I could spare my stomach." You declared, ever so knowingly. Sometimes, when Nash dared to allow himself to think about his growing feelings for you, he couldn't help but think; 'If I am the Magician, Y/n is my Oracle.' Perhaps someday he'd say them out loud, but not now. Now, he would eat cake with you and his mom and celebrate his first opportunity to basketball overseas. His mother started blasting one of his childhood favorite songs, and began dancing in the living room as you cheered her on and Nash did feel grateful for what he had indeed.

[dragoneyes618]

Kitty seems to be unusually, specifically afraid of the Jabberwock, more so than the other Wonderlandians....

[fonmythenmetz]

How different characters watched Nash break Akashi’s ankles

Ogiwara:

Haizaki (wearing Jabberwock merch of course):

Himuro (wasn’t invited as a part of the team for some reason except being x1000 better than base Kagami)

Kuroko (secretly):

Murasakibara:

Random people all over the country who were humiliated and laughed at by the generation of miracles: