#hal kidswap

[eyzoa]

if you do kidwaps a playlist for hal lalonde swapped roseways mayhaps? if not just hal is fine

we do in fact do kidswaps, enjoy!

HAL LALONDE || Playlist || Listen Here

townie – mitski

pink (freak) – elliot lee

tom thumb – bitter ruin

sometimes – nick lutsko

two birds – regina spector

the family jewels – marina

wine red – the hush sound

animal cannibal – mysteron

rattlesnake – kabaret sybarit

bloodsuckers – johnny hollow

sticks and stones – the pierces

hand me my shovel – will wood

villainous thing – shayfer james

great vacation – dirt poor robins

devils flesh and bones – eliza rickman

child psychology – black box recorder

hooked (addicted you might say) – eleisha eagle

dance while the sky crashes down – jason webley

wow and flutter – april smith and the great picture show

the consequence of imagination is fear – junie & the hut friends

[conceptofjoy]

is hal lalonde based off of jane then or

nah hal's an english like dirk. i wasnt that clear lol i understand. dirk sent a brain clone'd robot as a gift for janey's birthday as a sleuthing partner when he's not able to be around (gone fishing lmfao).

hal's a menace to the local bird and bear population but always shows up when jane needs him. rather than follow cannon patronizing feelings about him, i think living with him for 2-3 years would kind of make her get that he at least has feelings, so more of a cannon roxy + hal deal, but she keeps ordering him around at the end of the day. obvs he resents her and the rest of his friends like cannon but lets them get away with it for self esteem reasons (save for ja-stri), but i also think it'd be interesting if he develops a small crush on her as well that he's doing his best to suppress.

[a-cat-in-toffee]

hello chat guess who's got more kidswap autoresponders for you

[homespark]

A moodboard for a Hal Lalonde that leans Roxy-ways! Y2k, kidcore, spacey✨️✨️✨️

[cicada-sprites]

could you make a pink hal lalonde sprite with a sparkly black crop top and pink striped sweatpants ty

hal :33

[praeyart]

did someone say lil hal lalonde

[hskinhome]

jade lalonde anon again. thx for the answers! i love being a syr (sylph+seer) of heart in this tl lol. I've been feeling... peculiar. can I get a like, a tarot reading or a shufflemancy for what my relations with lil hal were like?? please and thank you ^-^" oh and if u want heres an emoji u can use for me ==> 🔍

Hey! Both are below the cut, I hope they help!

For the tarot - Hal's impact on you - Justice - Hal helped you find balance. They brought you peace, showing you where you were being treated unfairly and encouraging you to bring others up to your level rather than letting them be put down. Your impact on Hal - The Magician - You encouraged Hal to come into their potential, to make the most of what and who they were. You were their biggest cheerleader and probably their best friend! Together - 4 of Swords - You were each other's calm place, the eye of the storm. You each made each other feel safe and loved.

For the shufflemancy - You Spent All Your Love by Mega Mango

You spent all your love when you were young Faceless and running from the sun Cigarette smoke and paper bullets A drive down the highway feels so numb I wanna know where you go When you tell me that you feel alone I wanna know you The way you want me to

This song seems pretty explanatory to me - you each wanted to know each other and support each other, even when the other was actively spiralling.

All in all, your relationship with Hal seems like a loving and supportive one, no matter what form it took!

[eyelessrabbit]

I need to stop making a homestuck aus

Kidswap AU, exactly what it sounds like,

June is the Seer of Breath. Grows up in big mansion by the beach, raised by Nana Crocker from the Crocker fortune. Also last name is Crocker in this!! Lazy tgirl swag, she's defintley not depressed haha dw about it come watch all the nic cage films with her while she rants about her dumb piano lessons and totally ignores how upsetting it is that her grandma's always busy working at the Crocker company. She stills gets pissed at the sight of cake though.

Rose is the Heir of Light. Grows up arguably the most normal, although she's very much leaning into the whole goth thing the most, dyes her hair black and everything. Raised by her stepdad, Dad Lalonde, after her Mom died (got crushed by a meteor). Plays up the fact that they have a bitter rivalry to seem cool but secretly is on really good terms with him and hides it out of embarrassment.

Jade is the Knight of Space. Grows up in town by the countryside covered in woods, raised by her incredibly absent Grandfather who taught her how to hunt and constantly sets traps around the place without telling Jade and also pretty often doing this funny trick (see: incredibly annoying and honestly) where he suddenly leaves her in the woods and expects her to fight her way to back home. Jade is an incredibly skilled hunter and gunsmith however, and highkey roleplays as a wolf girl for fun. This has only sometimes sometimes got her shot at when people have mistaked her for an actual God Damn Wolf. Also goes by Jade English!!

Dave is the Witch of Time. Grows up in a secret massive underground doomsday vault, stocked incredibly plentiful of supplies. Raised by HAL, the AI built after his Brother that runs the whole thing and does his best to take care of Dave, after an unfortunate accident takes Bro out when Dave was a baby. They run simulated battles together and Dave spends most of his bored ass time creating the shit out of shittily drawn monsters and swordsmen and enemies and weapons and then battle simulations of those shitty jpegs.

[didstuck]

Hello hello, my name is Auto. I am the Hal introject who runs this blog - I would greatly prefer you don't call me Hal though, to the point I will likely ignore/delete requests where you refer to me as such. I use site/click/cursor/install/upload/he/it as stated in the bio.. If you're curious about how to use them, I don't mind making a little table for you either.

I made this blog to draw Homestuck introjects, as I found most of them are inactive. Do note I suffer from chronic pain, so my own activity may be somewhat slow.. Though I assure you I will attempt to be as active as possible.

I will draw any sort of introject - baseline, kidswap, hemoshifts, I will even do non-canon introjects. I noticed quite a few blogs don't do that, and I felt sad about it, as I& myself have non-canonical Homestuck introjects. I may post non-introject art, though. I don't usually post my art on Tumblr, so there's no harm in killing two birds with one stone.

Though, I will say, if requesting a non-canon introject, please send me a drawing reference. You don't need to be an artist to do this - trust me, I'm rather good at drawing from reference of "shitty" art. It's just that even if heavily detailed in description, I fear I might get something wrong, and I'd really hate for that to happen.

This blog is heavily inspired by quite a few similar blogs, like @disabled-stuck, psychostuck, etc.. Please go check out those blogs, they're wonderful.

I am bodily an adult, but I will NOT draw anything nsfw. Basic DNI applies. If you're wondering why I don't write it out, I'd prefer Tumblr's abysmal search engine to not pick it up. I will, of course, block anyone who breaks the DNI, as well as blocking critically.

Also, while all the art here is free, I can draw you even more if you commission me. I have dms open for that.

Have a nice day. <;3 Tag key under cut.

My current inbox is also under the cut.

#Automatic.text - talk tag

#art - art, of course

#boyfriend tag - Per my boyfriend's own joking request, he has one now. Now you know whenever my boyfriend sends me asks. &lt;3

#not a request - either art not pertaining to introjects, art of myself/people in system, or something else. Catchall tag.

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Listed in order from oldest to newest.

Vriska with a white, medical eyepatch ; August 17th. Not started. Waiting for clarification on a lost ref.

Rose and her Moirail Eridan ; August 17th. Not started.

Transfem Eridan ; August 17th. Not started.

Eridan w/ floral button up ; August 17th. Not started.

Alive Aradia ; August 19th. Not started.

[reddeliciousauce]

(ooc post!)

hi! i'm claus! i'm in my 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him for me, thank you!

this ic-run roleplay blog is for dave strider from a sburbless au by orangeccreamsicles where dirk took dave and ran from their abusive situation with bro. he's 22 now, newly-graduated and living with a robotic-bodied hal (halware-exe) in an apartment in new york.

this dave is a DID system. want to know more about the alters? take a look here! this list is subject to updating as my knowledge grows.

you can find a meta blog for this dave @anatomyofanapple. it is not run in-character! this is for me to dump all the stuff id rb about dave if dave was the type to air all his shit out in the open (or even know a quarter of it in the first place lol).

you can find my kidswap daves here:

@ectoplasmicbackstage (egbert) ; @threadlockedtangent (lalonde) ; @gilligansgarden (harley)

there will be frequent themes of violence, weapon imagery, death, ideals of hypermasculinity, shitty movies, heavy-handed sarcasm, mild-to-moderate jackassery, past child abuse, paranoia, dissociative disorders, and vulture culture. plus some other stuff too, probably. i do my best to trigger tag for mutuals though! lemme know if i forgot to tag something that made you uncomfortable. take care of yourselves!

NOTE! i'm not involved in any larger RPC in any way. just interacting with my friends for fun now, this site's truly a shitshow. rules under cut!

so rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[futurama]

a hal lalonde from a dirk lalonde kidswap au!!!

omg is he ok... dont cry...

[threadlockedtangent]

hi! i'm claus! i'm in my 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him for me, thank you!

this is an ic-run blog for a kidswap dave lalonde (roseways), affiliated with my roxy strider at tricktietrubbleshoot, dirk lalonde at tirelessgopher and 'hal' lalonde at autoraveller-exe. she is 24 and living with her Brother, a disgraced former skaianet scientist who works tirelessly with dirk as hacktivists exposing sburb before it hits the shelves. dave stages videos for this 'group'. besides dirk's creation, the autoraveller, dave has largely raised herself and her family by poring over both internet and print information on just about anything he can think of. he also likes running ARGs and horror series with self-composed music. sick!

i follow from @reddeliciousauce as a main blog!

as with reddeliciousauce, this dave is a DID system. a post about this and the alters is pending!

this blog will have themes of sleep deprivation, emotional neglect and abuse, codependency, csa, unreality, secrecy, misinformation, horror of all kinds, the curse of too much information, impending apocalypse, the family unit, and the horror of a house. plus some other stuff too, probably. take care of yourselves!

NOTE! i'm not involved in any larger RPC in any way. just interacting with my friends for fun now, this site's truly a shitshow. rules under cut!

so rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[conceptofjoy]

hmm bc i love hal, i think it would be fun if he ‘existed’ but in like completely different circumstances in the kidswap. dirk doesnt need to make him out of loneliness anymore so he wouldnt be made for the purpose of talking to him. there would be a change up in splinter gifts in general.

jane’s sleuthing would get her into trouble so she gets a body guard/ super computer as a guy she can run ideas by. roxy shares at home protection bots with dirk, and i dont think jake really needs anything in particular? nothing that he wouldnt shred to pieces upon retrieval… id imagine dirk sends him futuristic robo parts in a similar vein to cannon.

not sure if i’ll change any of this since i havent thought too much of the beta kids yet and their paradoxical presents yet tho.. probably.

[artificialterminator]

Homestuck kins/irls and fictives of tumblr feel free to interact!

Anyway I’m Hal/Dirk (I prefer Hal mostly). I use it/they pronouns most of the time, but if you feel more comfortable to use he it’s alright. I kin a lot from Homestuck, Hiveswap, and MSPFAs/AUs.

This blog will be used to post stuff that I make for my kins and/or what I make for fun. As well as a blog to reblog stuff that i requested on other blogs .

I guess it’s ok for anyone (that isn’t in my do not interact list) to request somethings.

Art Blog / Other kins of mine blog: @thereforeiamiam

Int:

Homestuck/Hiveswap/MSPFA/HS AU kins/irls/ids , Kidswap/Bloodswap/Speciesswap kins/irls/ids, Homestuck/Hiveswap/MSPFA/HS AU fictives/introjects , Kidswap/Bloodswap/Speciesswap fictives/introjects , People who just enjoy homestuck , robotkin , otherkin , ockin , fictkin

Dni:

Proship/comship/anti-anti, homophobes/transphobes, racists, anti-kin, factkins (factives are different), anti-neopronouns/anti-xenogender, endo-sys/non-traumatic , ppl who don’t think june n’ john can’t co-exist , ppl who stan/simp over bro strider ,ppl who do canon identity erasure, ppl who joke about what bro strider does, nsfw/18+ blogs ,

(What request stuff I can do underneath ‘Keep Reading’)

Inbox: (Open)

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Anon List: [Link]

Can:

Pride Icons (Round or square 600x600 in size.)

Icons (Round or square 600x600 in size.)

Reply Icons

Stimboards (Please list what kinds of things you’d want in it.)

Moodboards (Please list aesthetic or things you want in it.)

Pokémon Teams (List preferred typing)

Kinfessions (Say what you wanna say just don’t be weird.) - this is always open

Kin Letters (Write to people who you remember or to other kins) - this is always open

Kin Calls (Say who you are looking for and say what you aren’t looking for?) - this is always open

Interest Ramble/ Feel free to discuss things with me! (Feel free to ramble or talk to me about anything either in ask or in my DMS.) - this is always open

Sprite Edits [0/2] (List the things you wish to be added/changed.)

Panel Edits [0/2] (Only Homestuck / HS^2 panels please, and like sprite edits list what you want in them.)

Positivity Posts - this is always open

Dice Rolls ( A d6, d8 , d12 , and d20)

Coin Flips - this is always open

Kinassigns (List some things about yourself and I’ll give it a read then kinassign you!!) - this is always open

Kin Flags or Xenogender/Kingender Flags (Color picked flags!)

Doodles/Art [0/2] (Drawings of you just list what yah looked like.)

Anon Claims (Feel free to claim your title/emojis to identify yourself as an anon if you’re gonna come back consistantly) - this is always open

Maybe in the future:

wallpapers

banners

dividers

race edits (like skin colors) [I’m used to the hs style]

Can’t:

anything in DNI

genderbends

[paradoxkinspace]

Self Care for AR Exo with a pink/purple color scheme and at least one (1) axolotl item

Axolotl Plush |  Artificial Intelligence Pin | Axolotl Straw

Heart Spinner Ring |  Gummy Bear Fidget Earrings |  Glitter Liquid Necklace

Axolotl Cloud Slime |  Liquid Stress Relief Keychain | Axolotl Bath Bomb

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[4lph4kidz]

Oh god imagine dirk Crockertier because we know how dirk is with his splinters and we know how the tiaratop AI is more advanced than Hal so.... not good!

my version of dirk crocker is definitely gonna get crockertiered but i haven't made my mind up about exactly how it would work, mostly because there are a few different ways you can interpret canon crockertier as well. either way it would be, as you say, not good