#half life 2 joke..

[sporesgalaxy]

i want sugar plum to ruthlessly bully forget-me-not

I LOVE IT. I couldnt think of any good tricks though

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[two-ii-tango]

[freehounisreal]

i made more stupid shit because drawing makes me so mad

[gordon-freeman-phd]

20 years later

[byteb0t]

all of my blue eyes friends are like this,,

[deezdoodles]

He would not fucking say that but I am allowed one bad joke today

[socksran]

he polluted mother lake with his vaginal discharge but his cunt is flawless so it helps the environment

[freakinglegs]

Group Breakdown!! Grab your besties and give into the darkness <3

[barneyfan99579]

i dont like it when this happens either😭😭making fun of myself rn

[rainystarfishgardener]

[avesdraws]

i do not think jeff and headcrab zombies can be friends unfortunately :(

[frootbyethefoot]

the voiceline in episode 1 where alyx makes zombie noises and tries to trick you... she thinks she's so funny (she is)

[420technoblazeit]

SUICIDE RESCHEDULED 🎉🎉🎉

[madame-helen]

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

(Except conwilla, y’all’re a’ight)