#happy bday croc

[green-crocs12]

zoro giving luffy lots of kisses for his birthday!!

[ice-cream-writes-stuff]

Hi, random thought but YK how in the first movie in Spiderman into the multiverse and Peter Parker was fighting. During the scene, it showed him stopping a full on huge moving machine- so like... Imagine spiderman!reader surprising everyone with their strength 😧

[That is a great ask! ALSO, Happy Birthday Jason Todd!]

《BATBOYS and SPIDER!S/O》 Mini Series

[1/?]

╭╭(╭◕‿◕╮)╮╮ ♡ /|\ ^._.^ /|\

Bruce Wayne:

Typing down the mission report for the Leauge. Batman heard you scurrying about behind him.

"Where... Did I..? Is it- No...?" You mumble, carefully moving a few things around.

"What did you loose." Batman stated, eyes focused on the big screen.

"My new pen, I bought it just to help finish paperwork!" You mumble worried, jumping up on a near by wall as you crawl above. Looking down below carefully.

Suddenly, you hop down, walking up behind him. Causing him to pause momentarily as you lean down. Wait-

"Found it! It was underneath you!"

You beam up at him as he looks down at you from his seated position. Easily hoisting the chair with one hand. Politely lowering him back down.

"Thanks B!" You lean to his side happily.

-

Dick Grayson:

It was supposed to be a simple patrol... NOT fight off a few henchman from Killer Croc!

Spidey-sense out of control, you duck down from one of the goons swings. Barely dodging out of the way in time-

*CRASH!*

A bottle crashes down on your shoulder, bits of glass still wedge between your skin and suit

The air becomes thick as the goons freeze at the loud noise.

Even Nightwing mid-remark, gapes at the wound.

...

Ignoring the look Nightwing gave you, you drag the criminals by the scruff of their shirts to the officer.

Giving them your report on what happend, you shoot out a web. Winicing at your injury, you ready yourself for web-slinging. Before a hands grasps your shoulder.

"Please..."

He murmers hopefully, tone a bit guilty.

"... Fine." You relent, watching him grin as he goes to grab his bike.

-

Jason Todd:

With a pep-in-your-step, Jason eyes you. Seeing your bright smile like he expected, but what caught him off gaurd were the bags on BAGS you held in your grip, walking with ease.

Bruce had sent piles of gifts to your doorstep and mailbox for Jasons birthday. Many items to the point you knew that could make many trips bringing them inside. But you would not Jason even lift a finger to help on this special day!

While most friends, or boyfriends wouldn't let their s/o carry so much stuff. You stated with glee you would happily hold his things!

"Jason! Look at all of this! Aww!" You gush, holding the items with ease as you place them down by his side. The young man's lips turn up slightly, gazing fondly at you.

"Jason!" You swoon aloud, shoving the gifts so you could sit by his side. Puppy-eyed, begging him to let you smother his face with kisses.

-

Tim Drake:

Yawning, you scratch your neck as you eye Tim snuggled into your tummy's side. Raising a brow, you poke him. Laughing as he merely scooted closer.

Sticking your tounge at him, you poke at him one last time before he wakes up.

"Mornin'!"

Red Robin smiles, a bit more comforted with you beside him. He moves away, analyzing his area before noticing the keypad to the cell.

"O-Kkkkkaaay- How the hell do we get out of here." Glancing around the small prison cell, you notice a keypad as well.

"Oh, easy-peasy."

"You know the code?"

"Yup! Beep bo bop!" You narrate the bottons, but it glowed red. Showing it wasn't the right answer.

Smiling, you shove your fist through as the wires and glass break due to the impact.

-

[A little something for my Jason Todd fans out there! Happy bday Jason Todd!]

[mattsturniolosmuse]

Road Head

Part 4 of Meant To Be: A Heartbreak High Fanfic

Reader POV

Synopsis: It's your birthday! You go over to Cash's to make brownies, and he has a gift for you. On the way home, you give him road head. This is also pretty short, so I'm sorry.

Warnings: blowjob on the road, dry humping/lap dance, swearing, suggestive language, talking about drugs, pet names, fluff

Song: One More Light by Linkin Park

♥🎵 Who cares if one more light goes out, well I do🎵♥

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

my hubby💍: hey baby, happy bday

Me: hey handsome, thanks

my hubby💍: what you up to

Me: nothin wbu

my hubby💍: nothing wanna come over

Me: idk... im kinda tired

my hubby💍: i'll shag you we'll make brownies

Me: omw casanova

my hubby💍: casanova? what?

Me: 🤫🧏

my hubby💍: girl-

I shove my phone in my pocket, and grab my jacket (a gift from Harper). I shove my feet into the first shoes I see, which happen to be crocs, and grab my bike from the side of the house.

The bike ride to Cash's house is only about 3 minutes, so I was in no rush. I feel my phone buzzing every 5 seconds, so I stop to check it.

my hubby💍: GRR

my hubby💍: GRR

my hubby💍: WHERE ARE YOU

Me: relax im like two minutes away

my hubby💍: WHERE ARE YOU

my hubby💍: ohhhh okay haha

I chuckle and slip my phone back into my pocket. I open the door to Cash's house, and Darude greets me, trying to eat my crocs.

"Hey, Darude." I say. I've grown used to him, although he hates me and tries to kill me everytime he sees me.

"Bunny?" Cash calls to you from the kitchen. You walk in, and he has on a chef's hat, with multiple bowls and spoons on the counter. You snort.

"What?" He asks, smiling. You kiss him gently before taking off his chefs hat and putting it on your own head.

"It looks better on me." You say.

You guys lose track of time. By the the time the brownies were in the oven, it was nearly ten. You spend most of your time throwing chocolate chips at Cash, and he spent some time licking chocolate icing off of your lips.

"You are a horny slut." You tell him, as he kisses the back of your neck.

"Your horny slut. Oh, I have your birthday gift upstairs." He says. His nan comes into the kitchen.

"Mm! Smells good. Happy birthday, dumpling." She says, squishing your cheeks.

"Hi, nan. Thank you." You say smiling. You've grown into calling her 'nan' because you didn't know her actual name. Edna didn't seem to suit her, either (if someone picks up on that I will be eternally happy).

>>>><<<<

You pull down the wrapping, to reveal a Nike box. You laugh.

"No you fucking didn't." You say, opening it. Tears fill your eyes as you see the shoes you've always wanted but couldn't afford. They were Air Jordan's, purple and white. You hug him, kissing him full on the lips. You let the kiss linger for a while before pulling away.

"Can you drive me home?" You ask Cash. He nods, grabbing his keys off of the mantle.

"Let's go, pretty." Cash says, spinning you around and leading you outside.

"You seen much of Chook lately?" You ask him, noticing his absence of weed and drugs. He shrugs.

"I left the eshays." He says. Your jaw drops.

"What? Where am I gonna get weed now?" You ask teasingly. He smiles.

"I'm kidding. That's good, Chook was horrible to you." You say, grabbing his hand. He nods.

"Will you give me road head?" He asks, not taking his eyes off the road. You throw your head back and laugh.

"What? Why?" You ask.

"Because you look fucking hot and I love you, and thinking about you makes me horny." He says. You bend over the console, pulling his sweats down his legs along with his boxers. You kiss his tip gently, and he moans, clenching the steering wheel tightly. You take all of him in your mouth, bobbing your head up and down.

"Mmm, just like that." Cash moans, taking one hand off of the steering wheel to push your head on him further. You gag and drool as he hits the back of your throat.

"You like it when I fuck your throat like this?" Cash asks you, jaw tight. You moan in response, sending vibrations down his cock.

"Holy shit! I'm close." Cash moans, his eyes rolling back. You feel him twitch and throb, and a few bobs of your head later, his load is shooting down your throat. You remove your mouth from him with a loud pop. You smile at him, satisfied.

"I fucking love you." He says, struggling to catch his breath.

"Love you too, babe." You say, kissing him. He grabs your face and pulls you closer, his tongue invading your mouth.

You crawl into his lap, slowly grinding into him. He moans into your mouth. You continue grinding into him, your pussy throbbing.

"You're gonna make me cum again." Cash moans, pushing your waist down into him. You chuckle and get off of him.

"What? No, get back here!" He says, as you open your door.

"Can't! Gotta go! Love you!" You say, walking to your house. You smile to yourself, knowing fully what you could do to him.

I'm tagging one person:

@izzyhorwell

Thanks for making me continue! I've been too lazy lately :(

[invisiblhoax]

hii!!! i just came on here to blog about my day!! :P

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my dad took me shopping bc i wont spend my actual bday w him (:/) BUT he got me everything and more i love my dad sm :((( [also, in no way am i trying to brag i PROMISE whether i got 0 gifts or 1000 i would still love him the same]

i got a sketchbook, acrylic paints/watercolors, 2 new vinyls (sawdust: the killers and futures: jimmy eat world!!), sambas, crocs (guys theyre so ugly but i fear i fell victim to them help), and my hollister cart! :D

my older brother came to visit rn and bought me my amazon cart (i’ll show the pic of what i got when it comes :) ) and we all had dinner and it was really great! i love my family so much and im so happy to have them :( i wish for all of my wonderful moots + anyone seeing this that i hope you guys had such a wonderful day full of love, because we are all deserving of it 💓

[qweenofurheart]

Im sorry I love ur art but I cant look at santana wo thinking of lightning mcqueen 😭

LOLL i totally get it.. cars was one of the main reasons i got into motorsports so it might have seeped into my design choices!

ok but santana was born on july 5, 1996 (happy late 28th bday ??) so he was about ten when the first cars movie came out and was already karting. so it's probably canon that he was a HUGE lightning McQueen fan.

he probably had the crocs and everything

[rainingskyguy]

Happy Bday Sir Croc

I inflict upon thee, two brothers

“Are you seeking revenge?”

A flash of anger sparked in dark eyes, before the man sighed with his entire body, lips turned into a grimace. “What’s that going to do? It’s not going to fix my current situation. You donn’t have to trust me, you don’t have to believe me, but you do not get to pry into my life. Let me get back on my feet, and hell, maybe I’ll give your brother a den den mushi, or a Vivre Card, and call in my favor later.”

Ace let the words roll in his head, tasting the tired truth in them. “You need my brother alive.” To save you, to rescue you.

“Truly you are a genius without parallel. Are you done questioning me?”

Rescue him… from what?

“You’re not off the hook.” Ace declared. “But… I’ll believe you. For now.”

“Fantastic,” Crocodile said, sarcasm dripping off his voice like venom. “Better put that pretty head of yours to work on how we’re going to be leaving this island. We’ve been lucky so far, but my sand couldn’t have taken us that far away from Marineford. It’s only a matter of time before those dogs from the marines come after us.”

“What, you can’t come up with a plan by yourself?”

“Keep this up and what I’ll be planning is your murder.”

“I’d like to see you try.”

“Hmm?” A sleepy voice cut through their snarling standoff, Luffy rubbing his eyes and smiling as he saw Ace. “What are you guys talking about?”

“Luffy! You’re awake!” His brother eased him up, letting him lean heavily against him as he placed a hand against his forehead. “Your temperature’s gone down, how are you feeling?”

“Hungry!” Luffy exclaimed cheerfully, as if he hadn’t been putting back an ungodly amount of meat these past days.

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An Au I've been idly working on where Crocodile rescues Ace and Luffy and suffers the consequences (their friendship). Currently 5k but maybe don't expect it anytime soon because I don't know where it's going

[thedeviljudges]

i came to wish you a happy work trip and celebrate that you're flying on an awesome plane, abroad, with a suitcase full of chic outfits and a brain full of smart thoughts and stumbled across the fact that it's your bday!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOEL 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾 i hope you have the brightest of days followed by an amazing year in your lightning McQueen Crocs and fancy cars!! you are so summer bby coded fr this is so accurate

🥺 omg you're the sweetest!!! and so supportive. thank you so much, babe!!! you're a gift, truly. 💕❤️ hopefully i can share some pics of my adventure. i'm sure it's gonna be wild lmao

[sharkflan]

can we see the crocs? happy bday!! ✨🌟✨

these babies. i have a pair of white chunky sneakers that i adore, so i felt it fitting to get crocs like them (more comfort)

[kof-xiii]

ITS YOUR BDAY?!?!?!?! HAPPY BDAY AOAOOUUUUUUUU may iori tits bounce ur way or whatever

HAIIII CROC HIIIII ^____^/!!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU also likewise i hope zoro's boobs rotate you at very hihg speeds <3

[mpskuzlocke]

Happy belated bday to @qwertist with his cool blue croc looking sick here!🎃🤘

[humans-are-tasty]

happy bday dude

[generalfranky]

damn guess that genocide he attempted is alright as long as the hippos are on his side

[sadmemegf]

my gf got me crocs w a remy pin thingy for my bday 😭😭

[froggitry]

It's 12:59, March 9th 2018

Happy 76th birthday granpappy oscar, you old old man

[kadssp]

The fic is done! Its a birthday gift for you, and i'll post it tomorrow! I hope you like it! Before you say anything, you desrve this fic, gator/croc anons drawing and so much more! You do so much for everyone and you deserve to recieve. Youre more than what you canofeer, anyway. I hope you hve a happy birthday filled with love surroended by those you care about deeply and I hope you live to see all your dreams come to fruition -Lanon

IM SO EXCITED TO READ IT IMMEDIATELY I MIGHT NOT SLEEP. you guys are sweet though :( i dont expect gifts for my bday but i enjoy them if i receive them so ty both of you i am kissing your cheeks and hugging you /p

[chosenimagines]

happy bday!! cym as suicide squad

Thank you so so so much for a happy early birthday <3

@emmacata Harley Quinn @silverblades Rick Flag @moonmaidensdream Killer Croc @the-second-tonks Katana @ayakothehufflepuff Joker @frozenfronie El Diablo @snoopitude Enchantress @doctorspenceryeet Deadshot