#have fun besties!

[skateyoulater]

thank you @kinnbig for tagging me I don’t usually do these but tonight LFG

❥ name: rae/rachel

❥ sign: aries

❥ height: 5'6

❥ time: 19:31

❥ birthday: 1st of April///April Fools Day (No I am not kidding ksasksjks)

❥ fav band/artist: honestly these days I don’t have a fav, I was always big into My Chemical Romance and All Time Low back in the day but now I just listen to whatever takes my fancy! I’m big on Stray Kids at the moment but sixth months ago I’d have told you a totally different answer!

❥ last movie: Semantic Error the movie!

❥ last show: I’m currently in the middle of watching Kingdom: Legendary War! But I’m also watching half a dozen currently airing BLs including Never Let Me Go, My School President, and Between Us.

❥ when I created this blog: bestie I don’t know. I’ve existed on Tumblr in one form or another since about 2012 lmao

❥ what I post: whatever garbage happens to be in my brain that day. Usually a wide variety of BL and GL content, but also shitposts and occasionally bands/kpop. It’s a pick and mix bag!

❥ other blogs?: yes. no you’re not having them.

❥ do I get asks?: on the odd occasion. If I’m being honest, I’m terrible at checking my inbox because I always am on tumblr mobile, so I could have dozens of messages that I’ve just,,,, not seen sksjksj

❥ followers: 1129 :) though most of the poor bastards are from my pre-BL days meaning they’ve been subjected to a huge shock when I came back from my thumblr hiatus (which lasted about 4 years).

❥ average hours of sleep: I usually get about 7, but I can and will sleep 10 if I’m allowed to.

❥ instruments: Clarinet when I was younger, guitar currently :)

❥ what I'm wearing: baggy shorts, band tshirt, and comfy socks. It’s a lazy kinda evening ya’ll.

❥ dream trip: I would love to pack my shit away for a year and just explore wherever I wanted to go without any limits. Spent a week in one place, then decide on the fly where to go next. No planning involved, just vibes!

❥ fav songs right now: My currently spotify on repeat is a mess! but uhhhhhhhhh

닐리리맘보 - Block B

Hero - Monsta X

Dandelions - Ruth B

Maniac - Stray Kids

Night Changes - One Direction

Red Lights - Stray Kids

Say My Name - Ateez

Poison - PinkFantasy

Silly Boy - Lynks

I - Taeyon

Imaginary Friends - Voila ft Hey Violet

This is Halloween (Cover) - Izzy Reign

Love Me Like You Do (cover) - Living in Fiction

U Love It - Sophie Powers ft $atori Zoom

sorry if you’ve been tagged before but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i forgor @stillqueerstillhere @hello-n-goodbye @alt-drama @letsabandonthisworld @first-kanaphan @neppu @sunflower-lychee @ieroween1031 @jimins-crooked-tooth​

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Cassidy knows how to “help” Michael Afton

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[texasbama]

[emahriel]

water genasi lass!!

[adhd-coyote]

“General Kenobi, you claim an assassin killed the Chancellor?”

“Yes. Unfortunately, neither I nor Commander Fox saw them, as they used a flash bomb to disorient us and fled too quickly for us to follow.”

“And where, exactly, did they flee? No one reported seeing anyone leave this office.”

“Why, they fled through the broken window, of course.”

“What broken window?”

“That one.” Kenobi points. The previously intact window shatters, as if hit by a very strong invisible force. Neither Kenobi nor the Marshal Commander so much as twitch.

“Are you alright, sir?” Commander Fox asks, all concern. “You must be very tired, if you didn’t notice the clearly broken window. You should go rest. It’s okay, General Kenobi and I can take it from here.”

“Yes,” Kenobi agrees, prim and proper. He raises a hand, fingers slightly curled, and his voice takes on a different note. “Go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time you wake.”

“I will go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time I wake.”

“Very good. Have a nice evening.”

[vyeoh]

Fic where after realizing his feeling charles looks up edwardian courting tactics because he CANNOT chance edwin misunderstanding him after rejecting him the first time. he does his research and after countless books and internet dives, he's reached a solution: he will propose marriage

[doctorsiren]

love that my wardrobe had what I needed for Ford without me having to do anything

[queer-reader-07]

yeah yeah heartbreak and all that but can we talk about how silly aziraphale and crowley are?

aziraphale’s all “this human police officer *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*” about muriel as if he didn’t go to Edinburgh just to play the part of “newsPAPER MAN”

crowley’s all “i’m a demon” until he’s high as fuck on laudanum and he’s all “not pretend-yyy good”

crowley’s just really into ducks for no discernible reason and i’m kind of very here for it

like yes yes the heartbreak the crushing weight of existence BUT ALSO ✨silliness✨

[intotheelliwoods]

Happy to have 2 Arms Left in the comp another year! While this isnt Sprouts first rodeo, its Poptarts first! Everyone give him a welcome :)

@tmntaucompetition

Bonus, featuring Poptarts bestie, because no one can convince me otherwise that Poptart will get overwhelmed with the amount of people- @dianagj-art

[bedazzlecunt]

i get sooo many asks and DMs asking for tips on how to get better at edging so i wanted to make an actual post about how i turned myself into a total edgeslut — and how you can, too! there's really only one main 'rule' to follow while you're learning how to edge, so i promise you can do it! this info should still be applicable regardless of your particular genitalia, but i mostly reference cunts because that's what i've got.

the one rule!

my ultimate suggestion for people who are new to edging and finding it almost impossible is to STOP TRYING TO EDGE. some of you are going like that's crazy edging is all i want to do! but listen to me. listen to me. we are going to get you there.

if horniness is a scale of one to ten, with one being 'not horny at all' and ten being 'orgasming' the ideal edging situation is that you get to a nine and then stop. that's really hard to do, though! but you could probably get to a four and stop, right? pretty easily, even.

that's what you want to do. figure out that highest number on that scale you can go and still stop, and go to that number. do this a lot. i love, love, LOVE touching like this, even now that i am a pro at edging, because there's zero risk of going over and it's still a great tool to keep you horny / submissive / feeling hot as hell / whatever it is you want to get out of edging.

start at bringing yourself to a four and then stop. once you've mastered that, once that feels almost too easy, move up to a five. then a six. seven. i encourage you not to cum at all while you're doing this, but also, i'm not your dom! do what you want! the point is you're touching-without-cumming a lot (which is great practice all on it's own) and you're acclimating your body to getting horny, sometimes even REALLY horny, without actually cumming every time it happens.

doing this regularly also has the pleasant side-effect keeping you aroused more often than not. if you're constantly bringing yourself to level seven horniness and then stopping, you are almost never going to drop below level three. you are going to be turned on a LOT, which feels sooooo good. which leads to...

getting addicted*!

the thing about being always horny, about touching yourself all the time, about never cumming, is that it feels really, really good. people wouldn't do denial if it didn't! and once you've had a month or so of touching-but-not-edging and your body's adjusted to the sense of being constantly turned on and how good it feels, it gets to a point where cumming is a lot less appealing. you know it's going to take away the good, horny, happy feeling that you're getting addicted to! once you've come to really, really enjoy being constantly horny, and come to associate the idea of cumming with losing that good feeling, that makes it a lot easier to keep from going over as you creep up to higher levels like eight and nine. and even when you do go over, the fact that you'll lose the sensation that you've come to enjoy so much will just reinforce for you that it's better not to cum!

*i'm using addicted as a fun little hyperbole word here, but i do want to add the disclaimer that if your edging / horniness / etc. starts to interfere with your life like a real addiction then you gotta stop that before you hurt yourself. do not actually jeopardize your job/relationships/etc. for kink.

edging!

by this point, you'll have lots of practice at masturbating without going over and you'll be addicted to the feeling of being constantly turned on — and you'll dread the thought of losing that feeling. those things combined are the peak edging scenario. this is the point when you can start trying to edge seriously; bringing yourself to a nine on our horny scale and stopping.

you will probably still go over occasionally as you figure out your actual limits — don't be angry at yourself for this, but do refrain from trying to edge again on days you go over. the last thing you want is to reacclimate your body to coming regularly. if you try to edge in the morning but go over by mistake, just bring yourself to a level eight for the rest of the times you masturbate and try again tomorrow. eventually, you'll know your limits, be addicted to the feeling of being edged, and be really practiced at doing it!

if you're still having trouble or just want to play in new ways, then find out what turns you on but you can't orgasm from. your nipples are sensitive enough to break your brain but you can't orgasm just from that? well then get to playing with them, dummy! love penetration but can't come from it without clit stimulation? tape off your clit and get fucking! i can never cum just from humping a pillow or grinding on something, so grinding is a great way for me to edge! try to find stuff that makes you really, really horny but that you can't orgasm from and really lean into those things!

[chloesimaginationthings]

IS THAT JEREMY!?

I’M GLAD YALL NOTICED THIS DETAIL! To answer your question,,, oh yknow

[insertsomthinawesome]

I had this mini debate about how on earth Kalim would be able to hug malleus (according to my notes, Malleus is [in my heart at least] 6′6, and Kalim is 5′5) and then i was like. What if he’s the bestie who absolutely LAUNCHES onto you. falsdfjasldf anyways this was such a precious request anon ;;v;; AND I’M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT!! -NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

[bananadramaaa]

I cant imagine she would think to, but Als drag makes me wonder about Mim Masc drag

Oh, she would. I mean, she's a performer. I can easily see her dressing in a suit with a nice eton crop.

[blossoms-phan]

many people are afraid to be real lovers. dan and phil are not

[jerrythebug]

The movie outfits are so awful because Max('s intern) designed them himself