#he ate that pussy

[the-skin-inthe-bath-is-mine]

My beautiful girlfriend who's so small I had to crochet his outfit out of embroidery thread

[majimasleftasscheek]

an AU that's been on my mind lately

[magma-frog0]

Carlos Oliveira x Curvy/Chubby Reader

✨SMUT✨💃🕺🏻💃

Warnings: Smut, Praise, Fingering, Oral (fem receiving), porn without much plot.

You’re laying on your bed, scrolling on your phone when you look up and see your boyfriend Carlos. His eyes traced your whole body and they almost looked to be glowing with excitement.

“Babe?” You ask looking at him confused. He pins you down to the bed and gently kissed your lips, his fingers gently tugging at your hair.

“Baby, please let me make you feel good…” He begs looking like he’s holding himself back from absolutely destroying you. “Please I just need-” You cut him off with another kiss, running your fingers through his dark curly hair.

“Go ahead…” You say and he wastes no time taking your shirt and bra off, kissing and suckling your breast. Leaving sloppy kisses and hickeys from your chest down to your tummy. Your fingers playing and tugging at his hair as you let out soft moans.

“Baby you’re so fucking gorgeous, like a Goddess made just for me…” He murmurs against your skin as he tugs on the hem of your pants and underwear, pulling them off your body in one swift motion. Your breath hitching as the cool air hits your sensitive cunt. He chuckles at your reaction and went down between your legs, kissing and nipping at the soft plush of your thighs.

“So soft… Tastes so good,” he groans and gives your thighs a soothing kiss before finally pressing his tongue flat against your cunt. You let out a high pitched moan and you tug his hair a bit harder causing him to groan. “Baby you taste so sweet… Is this how pretty girls like you are supposed to be treated?” He asked against your clit, sending vibrations throughout your entire body.

“Y-yes, yes-!” You moan out feeling your entire body get hot, thighs trembling. He grabs your thighs, squeezing them and playing with them, before he takes one of his hand and presses his middle finger inside of your sopping hole. “Carlos- Fuck!” You moan out as he curls his finger into your pussy, suckling and kitten licking your clit.

“Want another finger pretty?” He asks with a sly smirk against your clit.

“Yes- Please Carlos-” You cry out feeling the knot in your stomach tighten as your climax approaches.

“You don’t need to beg for me… You’re to beautiful to beg, such a good girl…” He praises and pushes his ring finger in. He starts thrusting his fingers at a faster pace and sucking your clit harder.

“C-Carlos I’m gonna- gonna cum!” You moan out, your back arching to his mouth as his pace quickens.

“Not yet I want it on my tongue,” he pulls out his fingers and presses his tongue into your throbbing cunt. You let out a loud cry as you feel his tongue working in you.

“Can’t hold it-” You moan bucking your hips to him. He Grabbed your thighs and held them tight, hard enough to bruise.

“Don’t fucking hold back, don’t you dare fucking hold back- I want all of it,” he groaned into you and your hips snapped as your orgasm washed over you. Your thighs squeezed around his head as he lapped up your cum with his tongue, he drank it like a dehydrated man in the desert. Your legs trembled and fell, you looked down at him breathing heavily, his mouth covered in your cum, so much that it was dripping down his chin.

“You taste amazing sweetheart, can you do that again for me?” He asked and pressed his face back down to your cunt.

[supermarket-goblin]

Sam: *wearing the aeormaton hoodie*

Me: "It's FRIDA's colours..."

[milk-ducts]

????? THIS LINE ??? I want you all to fucking listen here. THATS MOTHER RIGHT THERE. serving CUNT like its breakfast, brunch, lunch, AND DINNER.

same energy as janis’ “lets rock this bitch”

[rottin6]

James eating reg out and reg causing james glasses to break by how hard he’s clenching his thighs around james head

you see, anon, i firmly believe james always remembers to take his glasses off but on the odd occasion that he's just so desperate to get his head between reg's legs, i can totally see this happening

it's sloppy and messy, and all you can hear is james absolutely devouring him along with regulus' heavy moans, and then you just hear a slight crack and james freezes. regulus is panting, confused and whiny, like "why'd you stop?" and james is tonguing his cheek, pulling back to look at regulus so he can see the crack in the glass like "cause i can't fuckin see now"

[lesbiandarvey]

i so want an entire suits fic from jessica’s point of view like when harvey in season 2 says if she fires mike he’s leaving like damn that must’ve been so hurtful like she Made harvey she paid for his law school she mentored him they’ve been together what ten years? and hes willing to throw all of that away for some guy he met a year ago? harvey literally is ready to chose this guy over her. damn if i was jessica i woudlve wanted to throw mike into an active volcano

[peachysunrize]

Fuck Criston Cole, RISE UP GWAYNE GIRLIES🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

[sugugasm]

saw the sexiest man ever known to exist at the gym today & he had on a white tank n’ hoochie daddy shorts . . . m’ squirtin everywhere guys it’s serious.

[fritzllang]

holy shit. GOOD FOR HER

[paint-it-dead]

me: i want a relationship so bad man. why does nobody want me💔

me when somebody attempts to flirt with me:

[httpfr3shlyrtten]

Suggestive but not like porn?

“There seems to be hair in my dinner!”

“Very funny edd.”

Did this instead of my college work, i will have a good day tomorrow, cheers.

[umemiyan]

i'm not the first to say this but holy shit yuuji could make absolute bank off some porn if he really wanted to. i can't get over it

[adhd-merlin]

I was reading the Wikipedia page about Camelot (1967) and Richard Harris wanted to be in this film so badly it's hilarious

Peter O'Toole, Gregory Peck and Marlon Brando were considered [for the part of Arthur]. While filming Hawaii (1966), Richard Harris learned of Camelot and actively sought the role. For four months, Harris sent complimentary letters, cables and offers for a screen test to Lerner, Logan and Jack Warner, indicating his interest in the role. Logan refused his offer due to his lack of singing abilities. When Logan returned to the Dorchester after having his morning jog, Harris ambushed him about the role, and Logan finally relented, as Harris offered to pay for his own screen test. Harris later hired cinematographer Nicolas Roeg to direct his screen test, which impressed Logan and Warner, who both agreed to hire him.

[slushi-chan]