#he bouce

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Ariadne: you've never had any real friends

Bouc rising from the grave: how DARE you?????

[cherishedteddie]

Erwin and Levi just work so well together because they are an asd + adhd power couple.

[dwtdog]

minecraft boy says minecraft and everyone goes wild

[zoeylastrapes]

I miss himmm I can't wait until season 2 of Dead City☹️

[anarchyspider]

see this spider ⬆️

[hiiisorryimlate]

when the comic relief gets serious,

when the trustworthy sidekick finally gets a life,

and when everyone is invested in the golden retriever,

that is when the author must kill

[reflection-s-of-stars]

Hercule M. Poirot is gay as hell

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

I wasn't expecting to get FLASHED BY THAT BANDONKADONG, GAH DANG

That arched back though 😋

-🌹

I like my men plump and juicy 😋😋

[gece-misin-nesin]

Didn't understand how people could bear to reread books(which is hypocritical of me, since I DO reread fanfics lol) but now that I've read Murder on the Orient Express in english I think understand.

[spectrumtacular]

Strong contender for funniest thing Christie has ever written

[lady-of-the-spirit]

My fave part of Death on the Nile (movie) is that Poirot didn't actually need to ask Bouc about Rosalie, because he already knew they were in a relationship and only needed to know about Rosalie's life, but Poirot just wanted a chance to ask his friend about his romantic life, let Bouc gush a bit about her, and tell Bouc how happy he was for them. And the way Poirot decided to bring it up was tell Bouc he's too much of a manwhore to not notice Rosalie.

[boundtosidney]

begging to the universe for more cartoon DoL content

[atrirose]

ahhhh can u do the trend where you call them your husband?? plsss <3

𝜗𝜚 DEAR HUSBAND

ft. enha hyung line ✷ fluff wc. 0.3k warning.none © atrirose tiktok m.list

HEESEUNG : "nothing I'm just with my husband, yeah okay i will call you later" looks at you with big doe eyes, did you just called him husband really, his face was filled with warmth "your husband? really you mean it" looks at you anticipation "yeah who else would be my husband" gives you his hands "okay put a ring on it" you burst into laughter at his cuteness "you want me to purpose to you hee" bambi eyes stared at you with excitment "yes, call me hubby yn" kisses you softly "hubby" giggles arupts from him.

JAY : "can i get a coke with that oh and my husband would like a strawberry leomenade with extra ice" jay was scrolling through his phone but as soon as he heard husband , you swear you have never seen him turn so fast "husband? me" points at himself with wide eyes "yeah you" you said with smile "yeah bro you heard that, would you like to come to our wedding" he asked the person taking your order "JAY YOU DON'T KNOW HIM" "AND THE POINT? WE ARE GETTING MARRIED, oh wait let me tell my dad" and you just sat there with red face as he went on and on about the wedding

JAKE : "yeah that will be all, babe what do you want" jake looks at you while snuggling with layal "can i have chicken wings please" you nod in response "and my husband would like to have chicken wings" he was shocked but that was only for a spilt second "yes and please give us newly married discount please" screams loud so the persons taking order hears "babe calm down what would you like to drink" he looks at you with puppy eyes "a coke please" you went on ordering "and he would-" doesnt lets you finish "who he? who is he? am your husband, wifey" at this point even layla is concerned about him "my wifey", so mainly he was very loud and then called your mom spilling all the tea looking all proud, he is the favorite child try hard yn

SUNGHOON : "can you call me, my phone is lost" dials you number "oho my heart huh? hoon so cringey" you said pulling his cheeks "shut up yn" he saw your phone buzz under the table "there i will bring it" as soon as he saw the contact name with a heart and written husband he couldn't help but bouce "babe whats this" he shows the phone with giggles "you are my husband hoon" bounce pt2 "wait you meant to write it, like you saved this right, did you misspell it" — "how can i misspell it, and yeah of course i mean it" hugs you tight pressing kisses on your head "okay lets get married soon"

[bookofmac]

Monkey Man is good for many many reasons, but in my look through the tag and for some reason no one is mentioning the comedy at play?

Like guys, he runs at a window to do the big Action Hero Jump and bouces off like a pigeon. The Indian Three wheeler is built like a fast and the furious car, has the license plate s3xy car, and is named after Nikki Minaj. The one kick KO. They play Boney M as he kills people in the Elevator. It's really well crafted

[urcoolgf]

THE WEEKND x RAFE BLURB

¡ sexual content !

listening to the weeknd && just getting major rafe cameron vibes—like he is so the type to have a sex playlist with just the weeknd && he definitely listens to it while working out n stuff

✭ ‘the morning’ would definitely be one of his favorites because it’s about sex and money. he’d love the way the bass poured through the built-in speakers in his room while he was on top of you—almost drowning out your sounds, but he’d never turn it loud enough for that. he loved hearing you going totally dumb on his dick.

trilogy is for sure his favorite album, it just radiates his energy. when you first met he unapologetically made you listen to the weeknd nonstop. you didn’t mind—these ‘listening sessions’ normally ended with him inside you anyway.

✭ looking over at you while 'the party & the after party’ played over the radio made him absolutely crazy. there was just something so sexy about you listening to his music—his favorite artist—that made you 100x hotter.

he’d just drive you guys around, listening until his pants got so tight that he had to pull over wherever he was, and fuck you in the car. if you were feeling nice, you’d give him road head, and he’d swear he was ascending.

✭ even when you weren’t over, or he wasn’t doing anything, he’d still have the weeknd playing lowly through his bedroom speakers. he’d usually end up picturing the way you looked boucing on top of him, and end up with his dick in his hands as ‘coming down’ sounded through the walls.

starboy was his go-to workout album though. he would just loop it the entire duration of his workout. his motivation: the way you looked, and the sounds you’d make when you would drag your clit against his abs—he’d flex, and un-flex making you moan on top of him.

✭ if there was ever a moment it wasn’t playing, you’d grab his phone, and shuffle his playlist just to get him going. he secretly loved when you acted all bratty like that, but he loved turning you into a pathetic, babbling, cock-drunk mess even more while ‘party monster’ played in the background.

an: literally started this yesterday && finished it today even though i have like seven other (better) works (&& some requests) in progress right now… anyways… enjoy.ᐟ

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[drdawnbreaker]

Imagine reader putting glowing stars over her nipples and doesn't tell Bucky until she shows him... (smut under cut +18 hehe)

Okay, so think of it as such hehe. Reader and Bucky are getting ready for bed. She's got one of his henleys on and facing away from him as he got into the bed. This was worry number one cause she's always ready for cuddles with open amrs, but tonight all he sees is her back. Bucky decides to mark it down to be exhausted given that you both just came back to two separate and very long missions. So you both needed that must deserve sleep.

He would switch the light off and lay on his back, staring off into the blackness of the night as he tried to get to sleep. This is when the reader puts her plan into motion. Sitting up suddenly would cause Bucky his second worry of the night. What had gotten into her tonight? He would think as he felt her shifting randomly. He was about to ask if she was okay until she slid effortlessly onto his lap as if she could see in the dark.

"What are you doing, doll..." Buckys voice was quiet, almost inaudible. The bob of his adams apple was louder than the squeak he made.

"I missed you." Her words were laced with lust, dripping straight to his gut. He could already feel his cock twitch. And with her hands gliding up his chest until that laid flat on his pecs, he was about to combust then and there.

"I missed you too, baby." All his worry from before had gone, but another curiosity spark, what on earth did his precious partner have planned.

"I have a surprise for you." She whispered as if she read his mind. He hummed in response, waiting to see what she was going to do, and with the darkness consumed around them, the tension of not seeing her was even more desiring. Without another moment, reader lifted her shirt, her tit bouncing out of the fabric, letting the very bright glowing stars pop into Buckys' view.

His breath would hitch seeing the glow. A growl would surface as he spoke "are those..."

"Yes.." She swayed her hips against him slightly, letting her tits motion and bouce with the motion, letting him see that the stars were infact on her delicious tits.

"Fuckk." His hands couldn't help themselves as they came up to squeeze her breasts, watching the glow of the stars tangle against his fingers. Everything would happen so quickly. He would have her on her back as his mouth would dance around the stars littering her with marks and bruises that would show by morning.

But the real fun would begin once he had his cock nicely inside her aching cunt. He would wrap his arms around her wasit bringing her up until he was straddling him. "Ride my cock like a good girl." His words would be dark, deep and gravelled. "I want your tits to bounce in my face as you cum apart on my cock."

She would have no idea what had gotten into her love, but god would she be pulling these kinds of stunts for often if this was the reaction she was gonna get... teehee

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(This was written on my phone as i was heading to work, so ignore all the mistakes. I just couldn't get this thought outta my head, hehe)