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futuristiccrystal · 1 year

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He is DISEASED he forgot how to EAT a PIZZA he is holding it like a BURGER

#my art #art #digital art #sketchy sketch #sketch #fanart #illustration #goodboyaudios #albus york #the bastard warrior #gba bastard warrior #bastard warrior #pizza #he cannot eat #gba #gba albus #gba bw

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madame-mongoose · 7 months

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imagine u are in a date hwuth wheatley at the denbys and the waitur is GLADOS?! a

I hope she poisoned the food

#idk why but like going to dinner with wheatley is such a funny idea to me #like eat yo food bitch!!!#he cannot eat #why is he there #monnie answers

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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biting is a love language biting is a love language Biting Is A Love Language-

#gee... how come barnaby gets to bite His best friend but i cant bite MY besties... so unfair...#obsessed with the mental image of wally latching on like a bulldog #and just. Not Letting Go.#he is Reciprocating. he is Expressing His Affection Barnaby Style. what do you mean hes Holding On Too Tight #idk i think id compliment barn's new earring. its a handsome little thing #the sillies....#they continue to make me So fucking emotional <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #name a better pair of best friends you caaaaaanttttttttt you simply Cannot!!!!#wailing sobbing eating glass etc

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lazycranberrydoodles · 10 months

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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits #it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation #i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation #based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron #but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice #and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself #and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole #the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride #mdzs #art #mdzs spoilers #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #my art #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #魔道祖师 #陈情令 #mdzs meme #doodle #lmao

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 11 months

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Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

#haibara is baby i love him so much omg #also hes a light weight #two beers and he's down #remember the headcanon i had about gojo not beeing able to drink alcohol?#bottom right is what happens if he decides to drink #suguru with the bass is SO HOT OMG #and shopping cart stealing is mandatori for the sashisu trio #kidnapping haibara is a plus #also shoko or geto just casually pulling a pack of cigarettes out of their pocket and the condom coming with #yeah thats canon #the satosho hug makes my knees weak #and the sashisu kisses I CANNOT GET ENOUGH #more artists need to draw them kissing each other #pls i just wanna share my brainrot #nanami eating bread cuz its his fav food!#so many more headcanons feel free to dm me if you wanna hear more about my rotted brain farts #sashisu #satosho #satosho weekend #satoshoko #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #shoko ieiri #satoru gojo #geto suguru #haibara yu #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

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annqer · 4 months

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something unto death

#quit your trailblazing join sundays emo cult #my favorite male manipulator #i need to squish him like a bug sunday hsr i want you carnally #i hope theres like a sick bossfight with him #and i cannot wait to learn more about him #hes just RASAHSAJDFHSAHHHH #eats him #stuffs him into my mouth #chomps aggressively #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr sunday #sunday hsr #penacony #hsr spoilers #i guess???? probably #art #fanart

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eileennatural · 1 year

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romantic royjamie may not be canon but bizarre codependency royjamie absolutely is

#and in some ways thats better!#why do they sit so close together #they go out for dinner after fistfighting each other. roy tells jamie what he can and cannot eat #roy kent #jamie tartt #ted lasso

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itsafreetrialofdeath · 4 months

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*archduke voice* “Excuse me. He asked for no pickles”

#my art #changed his fit to match the concept art more cause DAMN I love the fur coat one #however I did keep his dumb fuck shoes #they cannot be separated #gortash 100% picks out Deliverance’s clothes #this guy can barely comprehend anything outside of KILLING and MURDERING and BLOOD and #sopping wet pathetic durge gets caught eating people by the guards #yes he is a cannibal among other things #bg3 #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #archduke enver gortash #bg3 durge #tav deliverance #bg3 dark urge #durgetash #baldur’s gate 3

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krazieka2 · 9 months

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Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #these were stewing on twit for a bit cuz I had other doodles I wanted to doodle #BUT ALAS even doodles take time and energy. maybe in 3-4 months from now #2023 art #fe3h #mercedes von martritz #Lorenz Hellmen Gloucester #in this AU mercedes can go outside and enter rooms and stuff she just cannot see her reflection #lorenz cannot eat certain things but otherwise hes good to go #well that and the blood drinking stuff #i can't write fics but i would like everyone to imagine in their head the comedy hijinks of Ingrid Felix and Ashe trying to hunt a vampire #while Mercie Annie and Sylvain are like woah vampire?? so weeeeird #Annie knocking over and smashing things into every mirror while mercie stands there like #'you could have also just put a sheet on it...?“#meanwhile Dimitri is fighting his own demons he has no idea what's going on communication is dead just like his dad #Lorenz going on a lore dump about Gloucester's history w vampires #hilda rolls her eyes but when she looks over at Claude he's furiously taking notes the absolute nerd

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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Star Trek comedy gag where Sarek is explaining to Spock why Vulcan parents cannot be as close to their children as humans are meanwhile Tuvok’s in the background buying his children two large fries (to share amongst them) on their way back from the park because they all got good grades this year - not perfect, but progress is always to be commended.

#the littlest one gets sleepy on the way back and Tuvok picks him up without a word while telling Elieth no he cannot have a snack before #dinner - the fries ARE his snack. (he pauses to watch Asil jump down from a mildly high wall bc she kept asking him to look at her.#yes. well done.) - the littlest one is asleep now and Tuvok's slightly worried about that bc now he might not sleep when it's actually #bedtime...Asil no don't eat more fries after you just touched that wall - here come here (he sprays her hands with disinfectant)#Sek asks if he will help him with his homework after dinner. Tuvok says yes. Elieth says TECHNICALLY potatoes are a vegetable and Tuvok says #that TECHNICALLY a C+ is not a B but Tuvok still brought Elieth fries. As a /snack./ Elieth gives up v_v #Spock watching this: =_=................................-looks at Sarek- .......................=_=#star trek #st voyager #Sarek #Spock #Tuvok

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unamusedyams · 8 months

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why does this little mouse keep getting paired with his natural predators someone save her

#tgaa #asoryuu #mdryuu #nyasogi #chuunosuke #tgaa2 spoilers #nyasked apprentice #LOOK I KNOW HE'S A CAT BUT YOU CANNOT DENY THE OWL VIBES #i only had to slightly alter md's mascot and boom. owl.🦉#AND THEN MY BUDDY UMA SAID ASOGI IS ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH SNAKES SO ADD THAT TO THE LIST #its just funnier to think every ver of kzm is a different natural predator to mice poor ryuu #steamship kzm is *looks up animals that eat mice* uhm. a..ferret?#yams art

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beatcroc · 8 months

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peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo]<- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work.#...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊#hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time #anyways.#ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of #i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating #it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think.#also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh #that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think #pizzaposting

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thrutheinferno · 1 month

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happy birthday to my dear friend @venomnipx and our charmac AU we have together !!!!!

#charmac #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald #cat <3 mac 4 ever #iasip #always sunny #my art #CANNOT BELIEVE GS AU IS SO OLD ITS MY LITTLE BABY 🙁#AND ALSO WARREN IS SO OLD HE IS A FULL GROWN MAN WHAT THE HELL #YIPPIE #one day we will officially release out AU to the world and yall will eat it up trust

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never-looked-so-good · 2 months

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📷 @/ch_leclerc16_

#😭#and would you look at him now? he's a musician!#fuck them music teachers. mine also told me i cannot sing. in primary school!#would love to get into a singing competition with her right now and see who's better #also my grandma used to tell me all the time to stop singing while eating or i'll end up with a dumb guy. ended up single. thanks grandma #anyways #it got way too personal #charles leclerc #baby charles

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dustykneed · 2 months

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hey dusty I'm here to push my Spock purring agenda on you. thoughts?

of course <33 he's the og catboy. now for a transporter malfunction so they all purr:

i like to think jim is DEEP in that cat brain (not because the transporter malfunctioned any differently for him as opposed to bones. but because he is just Like That honestly). bones is the sort of... almost humanly intelligent flavor of cat. except he retains his 24/7 anxiety and jumps three feet every time someone sneezes too suddenly. and jim knocks shit off spock's counter all the fucking time so bones just eats shit all the fucking time lmfao

#star trek #star trek fanart #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #star trek the original series #star trek tos #spirk #spirk fanart #mckirk #mckirk fanart #spones #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #mcspurrk #that's it that's the tag for this now #dust trek hcs #yes jim is perfectly capable of doing the graceful cat thing and perfectly vaulting onto spock's dresser.#he was just huffy bc spock wasn't petting him lmao. he needs the attention <33333 #bones on the other hand. SO BAD at doing the graceful cat thing #yes he can jump. No he cannot aim. he leaps like one of those tiny frogs that evolved to be so small they fling themselves bc they cant jum #he eats shit ALL THE TIME (mainly because of jim lmfao) but that one time he tried to get out of spock's way on the ground but failed that #MISERABLY lolll and spock stepped on his tail and spock felt so bad about it he scritched him behind the ears for twenty minutes #cats #tos #spock is like...catnip for cat!mckirk bc he PURRS and he's warm and he gives the best scritches #also jim will not hesitate to scratch a bitch if provoked but bones just does the batting paw thing because he's a doctor not a cat dammit #he feels bad about scratching people even though he is literally a cat xDD

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kangals · 4 months

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THIEF

#volume on to hear his mischievous puppy growls #He is desperately trying to eat my phone as I post this #naughty but legally I cannot be mad at him bc he slept for 8 hours(!!) straight last night #kepcollie #my videos

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