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fallenangelics · 17 days

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Hiding From The Missus

PAIRING | Alastor/Angel Dust

WORD COUNT | 1456

SUMMARY | After seven years of silence, Angel Dust had finally gotten word of a familiar someone showing their face again. Going to where all clues point, he's met with some surprises before finally finding what he had been after.

RATING | Teen And Up Audiences

WARNING/TAG(S) | No Archive Warnings Apply, Overlord Angel Dust AU, Established Relationship

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EVENTS | @eclipsingbingo | Grabbed By The Chin

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The suit that Angel Dust wore was fitted to the curves and extra arms of his body. Though it wasn’t uncomfortable, as he walked across the pentagram it made him miss the loosness of his favoured dress. It didn’t matter though as he didn’t plan on spending too much time out, just a quick stop by one of the new establishments under the guise of scoping it out before he could return to his luxurious house.

Treading up the small hill near the end of the pentagram, Angel’s eyes fell on the large building at the top of it. Ghosting his eyes across the overly red building, he took in all of the extra renovations it had undertaken, such as the pirate ship that stuck from one side of the building and the radio tower that was spiralling out. His eyes stayed locked on the radio tower for the remainder of his walk, all the way up until he was knocking on the door and could hear the footsteps of someone coming to greet him.

“Hello,” A short blonde woman cheered excitedly as she threw open the door, staring up at Angel with stars in her eyes. Something in the back of Angel’s mind was itching at him, telling him he had seen her face before but he couldn’t quite place a finger on it. “And welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! You’re Angel Dust, the Mafia Demon, right? Are you here to begin your path to redemption?”

“Ehh, not quite,” Angel spoke with as little enthusiasm as he could muster, having seven years of excitement sucked out of him just from the display he witnessed. Deflating slightly, the blonde woman still looked at him with a radiating sense of joy that Angel couldn’t help but wonder where she stored it. “I’m here for other reasons. Think of this as a business opportunity.”

“That’s great,” She exclaimed, shoving the door open wider to invite him in. With a hand reaching out, one of the blonde woman's hands latched onto Angel’s making him flinch back at the sudden contact. It wasn’t every day that people came running at the opportunity to grab onto Angel, not when they realised who he was at least. The woman took his reaction in stride as she beckoned him in, trying to show him the way. “Let me introduce you to our hotelier. He’ll be so happy to meet you.”

“I’m sure he will be,” Angel muttered as he stepped into the hotel for the first time. Taking it all in, just like the outside, there was an excessive amount of red, the colour coating almost every surface. All the furniture and wallpaper was old, fabrics peeling and stuffing spilling out of surfaces. Angel wouldn’t be caught dead staying in a place like this or even wandering near it if he was certain they were harbouring something he was looking for.

“Angel Dust?” A voice called out, sceptic as they called for his attention. Turning to face whoever had caused him, Angel’s face brightened a minuscule amount before he even faced the Sinner, recognising them from their voice alone. Just as every other time Angel has had the pleasure of running into the Sinner, he wore his usual tophat, bow and suspendered pants, all of which were laced in red. “What are you doing here?”

“Just lookin’ for some new investments,” Discarding the blonde woman momentarily, Angel Dust gave his full attention to the much shorter Demon. “Didn’t know I’d find you here, Whiskers.”

“Wait,” Their attention was then pulled away from a new voice, one Angel didn’t recognise this time. Spotting a woman even shorter than Husk adorning a lot of grey and a glare on her features, Angel couldn’t help but sigh as more time was wasted. The scowl on her features twisted as her eyes flicked between them both. “You two know each other?”

“Yeah, he also knows Niff,” Husk supplied for him, filling in the two unnamed girls in the room. Both of them gave him a confused stare, unaware as to how Angel could’ve known the both of them. Just by Angel’s looks alone it was clear that he was well off since coming down to Hell. Trying to connect the dots as to how he had met two Sinners who had sold their souls just wasn’t adding up. “Wait, do you two not know who he is?”

“He’s the Mafia Demon,” The blonde woman repeated, though there was a spec of hesitation in her words now as she examined Angel’s tall figure.

“What?” The shorter one exclaimed, her eyes widening as she took in Angel’s calm and put-together appearance. Marching over to the blonde woman, she grabbed onto her arm and pulled her in close, whispering in a shouted way, “You let another Overlord in here, Charlie?”

“He wanted to invest in the hotel, Vaggie,” Angel was guessing Charlie spoke to who she had called Vaggie. Again, the name Charlie rattled around in Angel’s head but he was still yet to put a title to the name or the face. “This could be really good for business if everyone knew we had two Overlords helping out.”

“Or it could scare them all away,” Vaggie rebutted, letting go of Charlie to instead glare at Angel. The heat in her eyes did nothing to get under Angel’s skin, just making the Overlord let out a huff in annoyance as he was subjected to this bickering until Charlie was able to move on with this little tour and take him to the hotelier.

“I don’t think that’s going to matter,” Husk cut in, stopping Vaggie from going even further down this over-paranoid rabbit hole. “Not when he’s Al-”

“What’s all this commotion about?” A static-filled voice sliced through the room, putting an end to any discussions. Chills broke out along Angel’s spine as he turned to face the newcomer to the conversation. Setting his eyes on him, Angel was glad he decided to give this rundown hotel a look since it was in fact harbouring the Sinner he was in search of. “My, what a wonderful visitor we have here.”

“Alastor,” Angel mused, voice sweet and sultry as he left his spot to saunter over to the Radio Demon. The deer smiled up at Angel in a genuine display, the sight blocked by Angel’s being as he got closer. Lifting one of his many hands, he slowly placed it on Alastor’s cheek, giving him time to back up if he needed to. When he didn’t, his head tilting to rest in the gesture, Angel trailed it down to where he was grabbing Alastor’s chin and tilting his head up so their eyes could properly meet. “Smiles… Where the fuck have you been these past seven years?”

In seconds, the sweetness that had been previously wafting around Angel dropped and a cruel and harsher tone took over. Grip tightening on Alastor’s chin to the point where his nail dug into the flesh and almost pierced it with his claws, blood ready to begin bubbling out. One of Alastor’s ears twitched, his smile hardening as he grinned up at Angel, ready to diffuse the situation.

“What’s going on with those two?” Vaggie murmured, pointing an accusing finger at the both of them.

Hearing her voice, Angel let go of Alastor’s chin and instead reached up to grip one of Alastor’s red ears. Pinching down hard, Angel pulled Alastor in step with him as he turned the both of them around to face the small group that was watching their untouching reunion. In a deadpan Angel announced, “He’s my husband.”

“Aww,” Charlie very quickly cooed despite the situation, earning a blare of static from Alastor.

“Why don’t we move this to the privacy of my room, Dear?” Alastor attempted to wiggle his way out of Angel’s grip, one of his tentacles coiling around Angel’s arm to try and yank him off, though Angel stayed strong in not letting Alastor out of his grip.

“Oh, so you made yourself nice and comfy here before tryin’ to track me down to let me know you were back?” Angel scoffed as he pulled on Alastor’s ear tighter, practically shouting into it as he lowered himself to speak into it. “Let me guess, you were gonna go start shit with Vox before even droppin’ by to let me know you weren’t dead.”

Alastor’s response couldn’t be heard as the pair of them were engulfed by shadows, transported to wherever Alastor desired. Behind them, they left two bewildered girls and an amused Husk at seeing his boss get a good yelling at. Sucking a calming breath in that didn’t work in the slightest, Vaggied said, “What. The. Fuck.”

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chrysalis-the-butterfly · 13 days

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angel dust :3

Send me a character and I’ll list:

Favourite thing about them: "Thing", singular? I can't put just one thing! There are too many things! The humour in his dialogue. The songs he sings. The fact that he's both an ex-mafia member and a femme gay man. The fact that he's got a twin sister in Heaven. The changes we see in his character over the course of Season 1. The bond he forms with Husk. The dynamic he has with Charlie (and the others in the hotel). The angst of his relationship with Valentino. The voice. The hair. The eyes. The arms. The chest fluff. The outfits. The dance moves. I just love him so much.

Least favourite thing about them: Well, the way he acted towards Husk initially was, let's face it, sexual harassment. Just because it was a response to trauma doesn't make it okay. I appreciate that Angel doesn't bother Husk like that after "Masquerade" - he still makes sex jokes, but now they're less about targeting people and making them feel uncomfortable - but I still think it would have been good for Angel to explicitly acknowledge that his behaviour wasn't acceptable and apologise to Husk.

Favourite line: (porn voice) "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place..." (regular voice) "...on the path to redemption!"

brOTP: I like the friendship he develops with Charlie. The prequel comic "Dirty Healings" shows that she sees potential in him that he doesn't see at first. He initially only joins the hotel for the free rent and to get away from Valentino, but then he comes to genuinely care about Charlie, as she does for him. That's nice to see.

Also, Angel and Emily haven't interacted yet, but I think they would have a cute friendship if they did!

OTP: Huskerdust! I've seen so much cute fanart and read so many hurt/comfort fics of the two together that I can't help but love this ship. I enjoy thinking about them being together and how they could change each other for the better. Having Husk around to take care of Angel would definitely be good for him.

But Angel's trauma isn't going to go away overnight, so that'll be a lot to deal with. And Husk is also pretty judgemental, so if Angel ever has a relapse and Husk treats him too harshly for it, that could put a rift between them. Angst potential!

Everyone talks about how Husk is changing Angel, helping him to be more honest, but I do think Angel is changing Husk too. Husk certainly seems to drink less after "Masquerade". And if Husk was somehow able to help Angel out of his contract, that would be redemption for his own participation in the cruel Overlord system.

Angel and Husk are not perfect people, but they could be perfect for each other.

nOTP: Any ship that involves pairing Angel with a woman. He's gay. He wouldn't be interested.

As for Valangel ... look, I am interested in exploring the backstory - I want to find out how Angel met Valentino and what led to him signing his soul away. But I definitely do not want Angel to stay with that moth. That pairing is way too toxic.

Random headcanon: Both Anthony and Molly had albinism when they were alive, and that's why they're so pale in the afterlife. Anthony also had a visual impairment, so his demon form overcompensated by giving him extra eyes.

Unpopular opinion: Some fans love seeing Angel with all six arms out and six guns blazing, but I'm not so keen on it. That's a personal thing, really - I just don't like guns and don't think they have any reason to exist. All they do is kill people, and killing people is wrong. If Angel's got all six arms out, he should be using them to give Husk a back massage instead.

Song I associate with them: Besides "Poison"? Then "All You Wanna Do" from SIX: The Musical. They're both super-catchy pop songs about the dark topic of sexual abuse sung by characters associated with the colour pink. I watched the Hazbin Hotel pilot for the first time on the same weekend I went to see SIX: The Musical, so that's a neat coincidence!

Favourite picture of them:

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enchantedchocolatebars · 4 years

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The Grim Adventures Of The Hazbin Hotel

Since I love both The Grim Adventures and Hazbin Hotel, I decided to write a crossover for them! I know that one is a kids show and the other is for adults, but both shows have dark humor in them, which I love! (Plus, Billy and Mandy has had a few adult jokes in it before.😂) Got really inspired to write this after watching the Billy and Mandy KND crossover special multiple times. Enjoy!🙂

Charlie: After arriving in Endsville, Princess Charlie was amazed at how the town looked compared to Hell! Cleaner streets, no (or rather less) cynical faces, and no red! The supernatural stuff didn't really faze her too much since Hell was filled with that, but when weird things did happen, (things that were weird and out of the ordinary even for Hell's standards) she would just try to stay as positive as possible about them and just accept it as it being apart of the world. What Charlie appreciated most about Endsville was that it was exactly the type of place she wanted Hell to be like. Sure, there were still mean people and monsters running around, but at least they weren't completely horrible. She honestly loves the place! Being that the princess was in an environment that was alot different than her own, she got all excited about everything and wanted to explore around more! We then get the classic 'disney princess is super curious about the new world she's in and decides to explore around the place and enjoys virtually everything that said place as to offer' trope in the form of a fun montage which leads to a musical number sung by Charlie about how much she loves Endsville! While singing, other residence of the town join her and they perform a High School Musical like choreographed dance. We even get a rap verse from Irwin! (What? Don't give me that look. It's a 1 hour cartoon crossover special, gotta fill the time up with something, am I right?😉)

With Grim, she respects him alot (unlike most people in the show) because of the important role he plays as the Grim Reaper. When the skeleton goes on another one of his emotional rants on how much he despises Billy and Mandy and ends up breaking down in tears about it, Charlie pulls out a box of tissues and hands him one as she tries her best to comfort him. Mandy...she didn't like the little girl's negative and cynical attitude, but tolerates it. Billy is a nice kid but...she finds him to be a bit gross at times. Charlie can still appreciate that the boy is trying his best though! She also relates with how positive and optimistic he is in a bad situation.

Bonus: Charlie and Vaggie visit a small store that sells merchandise of three cute, super-powered little girls who all wore dresses, had large eyes, stubby arms and legs and round heads. While Vaggie was looking around in an aisle that was dedicated to the third super-powered girl who had short black hair, light green eyes, and was described on her toy box as "The Toughest Fighter", an excited Charlie rushes over to her, holding a doll of the second super-powered girl who wore a blue dress, had blonde pigtails and had a happy smile that reminded the princess of her own.

Charlie: (shows Vaggie the doll) Vaggie! Vaggie! Look! Look! Isn't she just the cutest thing you've ever seen?!

Vaggie: (boops Charlie's nose) You're the cutest thing i've ever seen.

Charlie: Look! Look! She even talks when you pull her string! Watch this! (pulls the string on the doll's back.)

Doll: Hi, my name's Bubbles! I like animals and flowers and crayons! Let's be friends!💙🐶🌼🖍️☺️

Vaggie: Vaggie is in a constant state of denial the minute she steps into Endsville. She never knew there could exist such a place that was even more absurd than Hell. Being that so much weirdness happens, she stays true to her conscious demeanor. Out of the other three, (Charlie, Angel Dust, and Alastor) she was the most concerned about how they were going to get back to the hotel. (A running joke for her would be that she'd be the only one who'd question alot of the bizarreness that happens, like questioning how some people had the strange ability to somehow look at the "camera" and talk to the "audience".) Her main expression the whole time would be her pinching the bridge of her nose and saying, "This cannot be happening." Her role throughout the special is the voice of reason.

The grey demon was tolerate of Billy when he was behaving and acting like a "normal" child, but quickly became annoyed with him when he decided to do...well...Billy things. He'd also mispronounce her name several times even after she corrects him, refer to her as a "one eyed weirdo" or "lady one eyed", and would ask her over and over again if he could try on her bow. Vaggie saw Mandy the same way she saw Alastor...as pure evil who couldn't be trusted. She eventually warms up to the vile little girl, but still has her doubts about her. Mandy, to her, gives off 'I could cause chaos and take over the world in three seconds if I wanted to' vibes. Being that he was the Grim Reaper, (you know, Death himself) Vaggie jumps straight to conclusions and thinks that Grim is a possible threat that could hurt her or someone else, but soon lowers her guard once she sees that the undead skeleton is harmless. In fact, the moth noticed that alot of the "scary monsters" in this universe weren't scary at all and didn't pose much of a threat. Once she got the chance to learn more about him and interacted with him more, Vaggie ends up getting along with Grim just fine. She liked how Grim was able to relate with her having a good reason to get upset with others due to the choices that they made that made situations even worse since he sorta goes through the same thing with Billy and Mandy. They take a break from all the wacky shenanigans to go get mud facials together and gossip about the people that peeve them off the most. It's what they deserve for having to deal with all the crap that they go through with certain characters.

Bonus: While Grim and Vaggie dig around in Grim's trunk in search for a supernatural object that can help get Vaggie and the others back to Hell, a small sight gag is that alot of the items that get pulled out from the trunk but are then tossed to the side are items from previous Billy and Mandy episodes like the magic zipper from the episode "Zip Your Fly", Billy's dinobonoid toys from the episode "Toys Will Be Toys", the Thromnambular skull from the episode "Wishbones", (one of my favs lol) as well as many others.

Angel Dust: Damn...and he thought hell was filled with freaks. Nope, this place definitely takes the cake. With a town filled with monster hunting red heads with eyepatches, who looked like they were on some serious roids and were most likely crazy, who he ends up getting into an over the top fight and shoot out duel with and after he wins they state that they only went easy on him because he was a 'girl', extremely annoying and slightly pudgy kids with glasses who used the word "yo" way too much, and old washed up senior citizen vampires who wouldn't stop flirting with him and constantly asked the spider to watch them dance for some reason, he swore he felt as though the people here were on more drugs than he was. What annoyed him the most was that everytime he'd try to make a joke, comment, or gesture that was considered "inappropriate", "problematic", or "not kid friendly" in this universe, his words/comments would somehow get bleepled out and his gestures would be censored. It frustrated him to no end. Screw it, if he couldn't make sex jokes then he's doing the next best thing...constantly breaking the fourth wall/being self aware and making suggestive innuendos!

The porn star couldn't really form too much of an opinion on Billy since the kid wouldn't even go near him. When he did, he'd just take a good long look at Angel before screaming, "AAAAA FILTHY TALL DISGUSTING LADY BOY SPIDER! DON'T LAY YOUR EGGS INSIDE OF ME!". He'd then run away and jump out of the nearest window. Overall, Billy's a weird ass kid to him. Mandy is just some rotten little girl. Angel would call her another word that started with a "b" and ended with an "h" but couldn't because he's pretty much forced to keep his language TV Y-7 (with an occasional PG rating). Grim, he thinks, is...lame, which is sad because you'd think with him being Death and all he'd be this extremely powerful being with a super long backstory that would make Angel fall asleep the minute someone started explaining it to him, but no, instead he's just some skeleton who lost a game of limbo to two kids and is now their eternal slave because of it. Angel would keep bringing that fact up to get a reaction out of Grim.

Bonus: It was a dark and spooky night. The screeching of bats - and for some reason a werewolf's howl - echoed across the sky. As the slutty spider was looking for a quick cash grab, these four teenagers and their dog pull up to him in their mystery van and immediately start to compliment Angel Dust on his amazing "costume". I mean, the costuming work just looked so realistic to them - the sharp teeth, the fluffy white chest, the red eye, the two extra arms, it really looked as though he was some sort of spider creature! Good thing he was just some guy in a costume! At least...that's what they thought. One of the teens makes a comment. "Wow, groovy costume, stranger! Though...it's a bit too early for Halloween, don't you think?" To which Angel replies with, "What the *bleep* are you hippie weirdos talkin' about? This ain't no costume! This body is all natural baby!" (Hmm, a tv show about four teenagers, their dog, and a spider solving mysteries together? ...I'd watch it lol.)

Alastor: Alastor's feelings on the Billy and Mandy universe were...mixed. On one hand, the deer demon didn't mind some of the show's zany shenanigans. In fact, he'd describe them as "wacky entertaining nonsense". On the other hand, there were some hijinx that did happen that even he was slightly weirded out by, but would pretend not to notice or care. An example of zany shenanigans he'd find entertaining were brain-eating green meteors who sang swing music, (omg imagine him in the "Little Rock of Horrors" episode) and an example of hijinx that would weird even him out were...invisible duck ghosts who...caused a person to be blamed for farting by...blowing raspberries while standing next to them??? (omg imagine him in the "Duck!" episode). Being that the show lacks one, he's definitely going to add in a laugh track! He would also be the antagonist of the special who'd try to cause chaos in both Endsville and The Underworld all while smiling and being as polite as possible.

Ah, Billy. Billy is...quite the character. Good natured, happy go lucky, optimistic...loud, idiotic, dim-witted. Alastor thought that Billy was just some brainless, moronic kid who lacked basic thinking and hygiene skills that he'd have no time or patience for. The only time Alastor would have any time for Billy is if he decided to use the big nosed boy's stupidity for his own end. Mandy...was such a cute and kind little girl! He doesn't mean that of course, he'd just say it because of how dark and brooding he is. Being that the girl was way too smart to trick, Alastor would just say little remarks to infuriate Mandy like telling her to smile. After all, you're never fully dressed without one! He finds Grim to be amusing in a way. An idea that he would come up with would be to constantly compliment the Reaper on his outfit and abilities. Grim, being Grim, would get all flattered and let his guard down. Little does Grim know that Alastor is actually secretly studying him to see if Grim possesses powers that rival his.

Bonus: A musical number that Alastor had kept being interrupted by a tubby, green, short, elephant demon. He kinda just showed up out of nowhere. No matter how many times he kept shoving him out of the way to finish his song, the childish elephant would just pop right back up and would either say his name or the word "yes" over and over again, randomly blurt out his love for nachos, frozen yogurt, and other foods, would sometimes mistake Alastor for being a magician rather than a radio announcer and would attempt to eat the shadow demons that Alastor casted and even asked Alastor in the middle of the song if he could borrow his monocle and cane for just 5 seconds before effortlessly taking them away, thanking him, and then would proceed to put the monocle on and would sing-shout into the cane, using it like a microphone. That was the final straw. Alastor would stop the song completely, lose his amiable persona and would threaten the other demon. The green demon didn't seem bothered by this and even happily asked Alastor if they could be friends and get frozen yogurt later on! This both confuses and surprises him. No, it really does. He's now stuck in confused chibi mode.

Fred Fredburger: Hey, Mr. Radio Demon! Mr. Radio Demon! Hey! Hey, Mr. Radio Demon! Uh, I have a question! I have a question, Mr. Radio Demon! Do you like music? Because I do! Hey, Mr. Radio Demon, do you like music that goes like this (starts to loudly sing the Camp Lazlo theme song) or-or this (starts to loudly sing the melody of the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends theme song) or maybe even this (starts to loudly sing the melody of the Codename Kids Next Door theme song).

Billy: He thought that Hell was literally the coolest place ever! Pentagrams, upside down crosses and dead people everywhere?! Cool! Purges and turf wars?! Cool! Inappropriate words that were written on walls, stores, and buildings that were said by pretty much everyone 24/7 that he wasn't allowed to say due to his contract with Cartoon Network?! Cool! But wait...he was in Hell! Those bozos down at that network wouldn't hear him! Oh, he was definitely gonna say every swear word in the book! If you thought the characters in the pilot swore too much, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BILLY YET! The dimwitted boy also really liked the hotel and agreed with Charlie's idea! Everyone deserves a second chance! Once inside, Billy met this small, red, one-eyed cleaning lady demon who talked really fast! The lady was really excited when she saw Billy for the first time! I mean, she's never met a human test monkey before in person! The boy nearly wet himself in excitement when he saw that the hotel had a naked cat man bartender with wings and a top hat! Billy was quick to rush over to the cat demon and gave him a giant hug. The "cat man" wasn't too pleased about the sudden embrace and became annoyed. Billy then spots the hotel's main phone and gets even more excited! The big nosed boy decides to make prank calls to other Cartoon Network characters.

Billy thought that Charlie was really nice! He was glad that he had the same optimism as her! He liked the puppy panda (that's what animal Billy thought Charlie was a mix of lol) princess alot! Though, one thing that did confuse Billy about Charlie was that if she really is a princess, then where on earth was her magical unicorn pony who farted out candy and rainbows? Vaggie, or was it Valerie? Raggie? Maggie? Baggie? Shaggy?? Wait, no, wrong cartoon. The girl with the X on her eye. Yeah, her. Billy got along with her just fine despite her being a major party pooper sometimes. Angel Dust...AAAAAA!!! GIANT TALL LADY BOY SPIDER!!! HE NEEDS TO BE SQUISHED ASAP BECAUSE HE'S A FILTHY, DIRTY, DISGUSTING BUG!!! A montage began of Billy coming up with creative ways to try and crush Angel Dust by using heavy objects like giant rocks, grand pianos, anvils etc, but Angel is just oblivious to it and every plan/idea Billy came up with always backfired and somehow ended up crushing him in the process. Woah...that Alastor guy...is one bad dude! A radio demon who broadcasted his carnage all throughout hell?! Awesome! Billy would want Alastor to be his friend so that he could have two supernatural buddies, his first one being Grim.

Bonus: As Billy was just happily walking around picking his nose, he had the sudden urge to go to the bathroom! Luckily, he spots a giant office building just ahead! There had to have a bathroom in there, right? When the big nosed boy quickly goes inside the building, he heads into a room where he sees three demons and a hellhound who were having some sort of meeting. When Billy asks for the bathroom, he stops mid-sentence when he spots the dry erase board in the back. The boy gets wide eyed, speeds over to it, and begins drawing a picture of himself as the Green Squeaker! His urge to want to use the restroom had somehow gone away. Meanwhile, the three red demons and the hellhound wondered who Billy was and why he was even there. The boss guy even asks, "Uh...who the fuck is this kid?". Billy didn't know why but he had this sudden feeling in his gut that him and the demon with the black and white striped horns who was sitting next to the female demon with long black eyelashes were somehow, vocally, connected with each other! He even sounded a little like him! Were they brothers?! Was this fate? Oh, wait, nevermind, it's just gas.

Mandy: For a place where you are to be burned and tortured for all eternity, Hell wasn't all that bad. To Mandy, it was like Endsville, but just colored red with a bit of the Underworld mixed in. With the hotel idea, she had a similar opinion about it as Alastor and that it's dumb and pointless to try to rehabilitate people who were in Hell, but what heck she'll go along for the ride because I mean what else is she gonna do for 30 minutes? Though, from what she's seen of the demons around here, in her mind, she's thinking that these guys are totally hopeless.

Charlie annoys her. The princess's 'sweet and cutesy but also really naive personality' reminded her too much of her shadow counterpart, and because of that she treats Charlie similar to how she treats Billy and Grim. Vaggie on the other hand was the complete opposite. A person who seemed to have the most sense out of everyone, wasn't afraid to resort to violence if needed, and was prudent? Hmm...Mandy could respect that...a little. Angel Dust was too gross and perverted for her taste. She didn't think very highly of him and saw him more as a prostitute rather than an adult film star. While Mandy did find Alastor's dark ways to be somewhat interesting, it also ticked her off because NO ONE was allowed to be more dark than her. Also, she finds his smiley and cheerful attitude to be annoying as well as his voice. Plus, he kept calling her "cute little darlin" which was a BIG no no. Looks like she has a new rival.

Bonus: Once Mandy found out that Hell had a news station, her first reaction...take it over. When she steps inside the station and immediately starts bossing the demons who were there around and ordering them to bring her things, the blonde girl was approached by an extremely irritated Katie Killjoy who told her that the only one who got to tell others what to do around here was her and that she most certainly wasn't going to be replaced by some 8 year old little shit. Mandy tells the head anchor that she doesn't listen to old hags who use too much botox on their faces, which infuriates Katie and causes her to go into full demon mode. The two then get into an epic DBZ styled anime fight but it doesn't last long as Mandy is quick to kick Katie's homophobic ass and sends her flying out in a Team Rocket sorta fashion. Everyone at the station and the viewers who were watching were shocked and speechless at what just happened and what they had all just witnessed. The station stayed completely silent for a bit until Mandy asks, "Now...does anyone else have a problem?" to which everyone, out of fear, quickly shake their heads no. It's official, Mandy was now the new head anchor and supreme ruler of 666 News (she had it changed it to "Mandy News") and now reports the news with Tom Trench who was forced to wear a Mandy outfit along with a Mandy wig every time he and her were live on air. Tom was glad that Katie was gone, but honestly, Mandy was no better.

Grim: Grim didn't mind being in Hell at all. The dark, creepy atmosphere really reminded the Reaper of his old home, The Underworld. Though, there was one thing that made his experience in the other lower world a not so enjoyable one and that was definitely the demons. He didn't like them at all. They were so rude! Their immature insults and constant making fun of his Jamaican accent caused the skeleton to whimper before bursting into tears and running away. How could they be so mean? (Okay, okay, so he gets that he's now in Hell, you know, a place where the most horrible of souls go, so he should expect most, if not all, the demons there to be total jerks, but still! He's sensitive, you know.) Grim liked how Charlie seemed to be the only one who actually respected his duty as the Grim Reaper. Sure, he thought that her hotel idea was absolutely stupid, but he warms up to it eventually. Yes, the random singing and breaking into song did get annoying, but at least she was nice, which made him respect her in a way. Vaggie was a little violent at times, but she was the most reasonable out of everyone in the hotel, so Grim spoke to her the most. He tries to stay as FAR away from Angel Dust as possible. Why? Because he doesn't really like the guy. He flirts with him WAAAY too much and makes too many sexual jokes and puns about wanting to "bone" him. At first, Alastor just seemed like some smiley, overly happy talk show demon guy, but once Grim learns about Alastor's backstory (with help from Vaggie) and witnesses some of his powers, he soon starts to get intimidated by the radio host. It's a good thing Grim didn't know much about Hell's other overlords because if he thought Alastor was scary, he'd be absolutely frightened by the other demons who were in charge.

Bonus: "Scythy! Oh, Scythy! Here Scythy, scythy! Where are you, girl? Come to Grim!" the reaper called out. No reply. He let out a sad sigh. Grim had been wandering around Pentagram City for hours in search of his scythe, but couldn't find it. Billy, for the millionth time, had swiped it behind Grim's back without his permission and when angrily confronted by the Reaper about it, the boy simply stated that he traded the scythe to some weird, evil snake guy in exchange for a cool looking peanut, which was, of course, just a regular old peanut. Grim was starting to get worried, his scythe was one of the most powerful tools that he possessed. He couldn't imagine what would happen if it were to fall into the wrong hands, no, he KNEW exactly what would happen - it could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe and bringing about the end of time as we know it! Grim had to find it fast! Billy had mentioned that he gave the scythe away to an evil snake? Now where on Earth was Grim going to find--KABOOM! Grim was startled by the sudden explosion. He looked to see...oh. It was just that Angel Dust guy again. Great. And he was with some one eyed rocker chick??? It looked as though they were up against a snake demon and his gang of eggs. The snake kept hissing about how taking down the rocker chick and ruling all of Hell would be alot more easier thanks to his new magical scythe. Seeing his precious scythe in that snake demon's grubby hands irritated Grim. That scythe belonged to the one and only Grim Reaper, not that legless reptile. He had to find a way to get it back, and from the looks of it, that meant somehow convincing Angel Dust and his friend to join forces with him. This would certainly be an interesting team up.

Once Billy's, Mandy's, and Grim's adventure in Hell came to an end, Grim uses his scythe to open up a portal for him and the kids to head back to Endsville. Grim wishes the staff that's there the best of luck with their hotel and tells them that he'll keep in touch. Mandy rudely mutters under her breath that that's very unlikely. After saying their farewells, the gang enter inside the portal as it disappears. It seems as though the hotel was back to its normal self! Well, as normal as a hotel that was set in Hell gets.

(We see Angel and Vaggie sitting on the sofa in the lobby. They both are bewildered about the events that took place today. Endsville was such a bizzare and peculiar place and having Billy, Mandy, and Grim in Hell was even more bizzare. The other hotel staff members were there as well; Alastor was having a conversation with Husk and Niffty was partaking in her usual afternoon cleaning spree.)

Angel Dust: Sooo...uhh...that was weird.

Vaggie: I know, right? That Billy kid was the weirdest one.

Angel Dust: Am I the only one who's glad that they're gone?

Vaggie: Nope. Hey, where's Charlie?

Angel Dust: I dunno. Haven't seen her.

Cute Voice: (off screen) What are you guys talking about? I'm right here!

Angel Dust and Vaggie: (at the same time) Huh?

(Everyone in the lobby looks in the direction of where the cute, unfamiliar voice came from. It's revealed that the voice belongs none other than Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls! She was inside the hotel and was dressed up as Charlie.)

Bubbles: (copies Charlie's manner of speaking) And starting today, there's going to be a few changes around here!

Angel Dust: (confused) Uh...what?

Alastor: (Is also confused but isn't showing it in his expression. Tilts his head a bit) Pardon me?

Vaggie: Oh no, this is bad.

Angel Dust: I know, right? Now we have two midgets.

Vaggie: No, not that! Charlie is gone!

Niffty: What are you talking about, she's right there. Though, she does look a little...different. Ooo, I know! She must have gotten a haircut or something!

Vaggie: Niffty, that's obviously not Charlie! That's just some kid dressed up as her. But wait, (to Bubbles) if you're here then that must mean that Charlie is...(slowly realizes where Charlie is and facepalms)...oh no. She didn't. She did.

(Transitions to The Powerpuff Girls universe. We get an opening shot of The City Of Townsville during the day.)

Narrator: The City Of Townsville!

(We see two light pink and light green streaks of light fly overhead. In the sky, like in the show's theme song, when Blossom flies on screen, her heroic part of the song plays, Bubble's cute part of the song plays, but she doesn't show up, and when Buttercup's tough part of the song plays, she flies on screen.)

Blossom: (notices that Bubbles isn't there and looks behind her) Uh, Bubbles?

Voice: (off screen) WHEEEE!

(The voice is revealed to be Charlie's as she flies on screen next to the two girls while happily twirling in the air in an exhilarated fashion. She's dressed up as Bubbles.)

Charlie: This is so much fun! (twirls even more) WEEEE! (puts her twirling to a quick stop to talk to her "sisters") Are you guys having fun too?

Blossom: (unsure tone) Uh, sure? I guess.

Buttercup: Not really. I mean, we pretty much fly all the time.

Charlie: Say, after we beat up that giant monster, you guys wanna go out for cupcakes? (In a sing song voice) I'm buying~!

Blossom and Buttercup: Uhh--

Charlie: Great! (zooms foward. Off screen.) WEEEE!

Blossom: (concerned) Uh, Buttercup, does something seem a little different about Bubbles?

Buttercup: (in envy and shock) Yeah, since when did she get taller?! Especially before me!

Blossom: It's not just her height. Everything seems different about her today. Agree to talk to the Professor about this when we get home?

Buttercup: Agree.

(Blossom and Buttercup zoom forward to catch up with "Bubbles". The standard Powerpuff Girls heart closing screen comes up.)

Narrator: So once again the day is saved thanks to...(Blossom appears) Blossom! (Charlie appears) Bubb--uh, I mean, Charlie! (Buttercup appears) and Buttercup! (The classic "THE END" screen from the tv show appears. The screen cuts to black. The credits roll.)

As the credits roll and "Bitter Letter" by BERRY ROLL (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWS26DTopag) begins to play, we see what Charlie and Bubbles have done after the ending of the crossover special as their new character roles. In the first picture, in The Powerpuff Girls universe, we see Blossom, Charlie (still dressed as Bubbles), and Buttercup battling a giant monster, with the text on the picture saying, "Charlie gives up on her hotel dreams to become a Powerpuff Girl.". In the second picture, Charlie and the two actual Powerpuff Girls (Blossom and Buttercup) are sitting down at a table in a cupcake shop, happily partaking in cupcakes (a small sight gag is that the 5 cute cupcakes that are on the cupcake stand on the table are decorated to look like Vaggie, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Husk). The text on the picture says, "She also buys cupcakes." In the third picture, in the Hazbin Hotel universe, we see that the outside of the hotel has gone from it's usual red color scheme to a bubblegum pink one. The building (along with the sign) is covered in glitter and cute stickers. The text on the picture says, "Princess Bubbles decided to make a few changes to the hotel." In the fourth picture, we see that the interior of the hotel is the same as the outside as it is also pink and has things covered in glitter and stickers. Bubbles also has some of her cute childlike drawings on the walls. The blue Powerpuff, still dressed as Charlie, standing next to a can of pink paint and holding in one hand a bottle of glitter and in the other a pack of stickers, smiles with satisfaction at the work that she's done. Meanwhile, Angel, Vaggie, and Husk look at the changes that Bubbles has made to the place in utter confusion, while Alastor glares menacingly at a cute picture of a dog that's on the wall that Bubbles drew. The only one who seems to like the hotel's girly makeover is Niffty, who's one eye shines in amazement at how the place now looks. The picture text says, "ALOT of changes." In the fifth picture, Charlie and Bubbles (still dressed as each other) are smiling and hugging as hearts are above them. The picture text says, "New besties!" The rest of the end credits consists of pictures of crossovers of different Hazbin characters in different Cartoon Network shows. In the first picture, in the Powerpuff Girls universe, we see the girls (Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup) in their room with Charlie and Vaggie. Charlie (still dressed as Bubbles) and Bubbles (still dressed as Charlie) are having a tea party with Octi and Bubbles' other stuffed animal toys, Vaggie (dressed as Blossom) and Blossom (dressed as Vaggie) smile as they complement each other on their new bows, and Buttercup excitedly flies around the room with Vaggie's spear. The pillows on the Powerpuff's bed are in tatters due to Buttercup using the spear on them. Vaggie, busy in conversation with Blossom, doesn't notice the third Powerpuff with her weapon. The text on the picture says, "Looks like the girls have some new friends!"

In the second picture, in Johnny Bravo's universe, we see Johnny proposing to Angel Dust, who looks both shocked and touched by this. The text on the picture says, "Johnny finally decides to propose." In the next picture, we see the both of them getting married (Johnny wearing the tux as the groom and Angel wearing the dress as the bride) as the text says, "The Wedding." And the third set of pictures are pictures that show off Johnny and Angel Dust's new life together as a couple doing couple activities such as going on dates, holding hands, having a picnic, and singing karaoke at a karaoke bar. The text says "Johnny Bravo x Angel Dust 4ever!"

(Btw Johnny has no idea that Angel Dust is a guy lol.)

In the third picture, in the Courage The Cowardly Dog universe, the sky in the middle of nowhere, which is now a blood red hue color, is covered in hoodoo symbols as Courage, Muriel, and Eustace scream while fleeing towards the farmhouse to safety as they are being chased by an army of Alastor's shadow demons. Alastor, who is now in his full demon form, is broadcasting his carnage all throughout the farm. The text on the picture says, "Seems like Courage has a new foe to face."

In the fourth picture, in the Teen Titans universe, inside Titans Tower, we see that all five of the superhero teens are stunned to see a small, one eyed yellow demon with short red hair (aka Niffty) happily tidying up their home with vigorous speed. The text on the picture says, "The Titans now have a maid! And boy, is she a cutie!" In the next photo, we see Niffty, along with the Titans, wearing different colored maid outfits. Niffty, (wearing a black maid outfit) shows off a happy grin while holding a duster and holds a peace sign near her eye, Robin (wearing a red maid outfit) is holding a spray bottle and cloth, and, from the expression on his face, isn't really digging the maid outfit like Niffty is since it isn't really his style, Raven (wearing the purple maid outfit) is holding a mop and is standing next to a bucket filled with soapy water. Like Robin, she isn't a big fan of the outfit either and the look on her face is just her usual gloomy, bored one. Starfire, on the other hand, is the exact opposite! She's beaming in utter delight and excitement as she joyfully twirls around in her new uniform while holding the ends of the dress. Cyborg and Beastboy (Cyborg wearing a blue maid outfit and Beastboy wearing a green one) are both being dorks, doing silly heroic poses. The text on the picture says, "T-e-e-n! T-i-t-a-n-s! Teen Titans! Let's Clean!"

In the fifth picture, in the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends' universe, inside the Foster Home itself, we see Eduardo giving Husk a kind and sincere crushing bear hug. The purple monster was super elated by the new "imaginary friend" who had just arrived at the house! Husk, on the other hand, was clearly annoyed by the affection. Mac, Wilt, and Coco also were thrilled to see a new face at Foster's! Bloo seemed to be the only one who wasn't as excited as the others, making a facial expression that said, "What the heck kinda kid imagined this guy? Were they on something?" The text on the picture says, "Foster's has a new friend!"

In the sixth picture, in the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi universe, inside a photo booth, we see Ami, Yumi, and Cherri Bomb posing in a photo picture. The captions that are next to each of them say their names in japanese kanji with emojis. For Ami, it's "大貫亜美💖🎤" for Yumi, it's "吉村由美💙💀" and for Cherri, it's "チェリーボム🍒💣". The text on the picture says "Hi Hi Cherri AmiYumi!".

In the seventh picture, in the Codename: Kids Next Door universe, in the KND treehouse, we see an action-packed battle between Sir Pentious and the Kids Next Door going on. Sir Pentious, of course, is backed up by his egg henchmen, while each KND member has their weapon. The text on the picture says, " Sir Pentious vs. The Kids Next Door! Who will win?"

In the eighth picture, in the Samurai Jack universe, two of Sir Pentious' egg henchmen are making up an adventure as one of them is dressed as Samurai Jack and the other one is dressed as Aku. The text on the picture says, "A Japanese samurai must embark on a mission to defeat the evil shape-shifting wizard Aku? Ooo, this looks egg-citing!"

In the ninth picture, in Chowder's universe, at the catering company, inside the kitchen, we see Molly and Chowder getting along just fine as they both work together to decorate a cake with frosting that has the same colors as the italian flag. The cake also has decorative toothpick italian flags sticking all over it. The two also have a bit of cake frosting on their faces and clothes (Molly even has a bit in her hair). Meanwhile, in the background, we can see Truffles flirting with Henroin, trying to get some of that spider you know what, (😏😉😏😉😩🕷️🍆💦🍆💦) and Henroin is OBVIOUSLY not up for it, giving the cashier a look that says, "Yeah, uh, hell no." We also see Mung and Schnitzel running away in utter terror from a food monster that's chasing them as Arackniss tries stopping the beast by shooting his gun at it. Molly and Chowder don't seem to see or notice the craziness that's going on in the background behind them. The text on the picture says, "Chowder is cookin' up some trouble with the mob!"

In the tenth picture, we see Chowder, (wearing Angel Dust's / Anthony's old 1940's suit and hat) Molly, Arackniss, and Henroin in a family photo. Chowder and Molly seem to be the only ones who are genuinely happy as they both have smiles on their faces, while Arackniss has his usual frown on his face, and Henroin just facepalms. The text on the picture says, "Chowder joins the family business!"

(I have a headcanon that Chowder joined because he found out that people who are in the mob get to wear a cool hat and suit, and also because he thinks that by being in the mafia he'll get an unlimited supply of italian food.)

In the eleventh picture, in the Dexter's Laboratory universe, in Dexter's lab, we see Dexter and Baxter working together on a science experiment. Meanwhile, in the background, Dee-Dee is doing what she does best - running around in Dexter's lab, happily destroying things. The text on the picture says, "Two Brains Are Better Than One".

In the twelfth picture, in the Scooby Doo universe, we see the gang and Fat Nuggets riding inside the mystery van. Fred, of course, is the one behind the wheel. The gang seem thrilled to have Fat Nuggets ride along with them, and Fat Nuggets (wearing a Sherlock Holmes costume) looked delighted to be accompanying the team. The text on the picture says, "Looks like the Scooby Gang have a 6th member!" In the thirteenth picture, Scooby and Fat Nuggets are with each other. Scooby was happily giving Fat Nuggets a piggyback ride. The demon pig (still dressed as Sherlock) was enjoying the ride that his new dog pal was giving him. The text on the picture says, "Scoob and Nuggs!"

In the last picture, in the Class of 3000 universe, at a park, we see a dance battle being held as Razzle and Dazzle dance alongside Sunny Bridges and his students. Razzle and Dazzle were having the time of their lives as well as Sunny and the kids. The text on the picture says, "Razzle and Dazzle really know how to throwdown!"

Once the end credits finish, the epilogue starts. In the Ed, Edd n Eddy universe, at Eddy's house, we see The Eds in the living room. An irritated Eddy is sitting on the couch with his arms crossed, Ed is in his underwear splashing about in the small inflatable pool that was inside the house as two empty pizza boxes float inside. There were also pizza boxes that were near the pool, but the "pizza" in them was really just dirt in the shape of pizza with some grass sprinkled on top as the cheese. The sign that was on the front side of the pool read "Ed Edd n Eddy's Indoor Pizza Pool Party!🍕🏊" Edd (also known as Double D) was the pool's lifeguard, holding a rescue buoy.

Eddy: This stinks!

Edd (Double D): What does, Eddy? Another failed scheme? We should be use to these by now.

Ed: Look at me Double D! I'm swimming! (Splashes in the pool) Splash, splash, splash!

Edd (Double D): Yes, Ed, I can see that.

Eddy: I ain't talking about the scheme, i'm talking about the credits!

Edd (Double D): Credits?

Eddy: The end credits! We didn't make one single appearance!

Edd (Double D): But Eddy--

Eddy: Now that I think about, we didn't even get to make a cameo in the special! I don't even think we've had our own crossover before. Can you believe that, Double D?! We've been working for this stinkin' network for years now and not once did we ever get to crossover with anyone!

Ed: Boy, the cartoon industry sure is a rough one, ain't it, Eddy?

Eddy: You can say that again.

Edd (Double D): Cheer up, Eddy. Only time will tell.

(The doorbell rings.)

Edd (Double D): That's strange, I didn't expect anyone to actually show up.

Eddy: (his irritation quickly turns to excitement as dollar signs appear in his eyes) They must be here for the pool party! (At Double D): Sockhead, go answer the door! (Rubs his hands together) Will be rich in no time!

(Meanwhile, at Ed's house, in Sarah's room, a tea party is going on. We see the red haired girl dressed up in a queen costume, Jimmy dressed up in a prince costume, and Moxxie is wearing a long, flowery dress and a summer hat. While Sarah and Jimmy seem to be having a fun time, Moxxie, of course, isn't, annoyed by the whole situation.)

Sarah: (giggles) Isn't this fun, Prince Jimmy?

Jimmy: It sure it, Queen Sarah! (Picks up the tea pot that's on the table.) More tea?

Sarah: Don't mind if I do! (Jimmy pours tea from the pot into Sarah's plastic tea cup. She takes a sip of the drink.) Mmm, delicious!

Moxxie: (facepalms) Ugh, this is so embarrassing!

Jimmy: Uh oh, Queen Sarah, it seems our new toy, Mr. Snugglekins, isn't having a good time.

Sarah: *gasps* That's no good! We'll have to fix that!

Moxxie: (irritated) For the last time, I. AM NOT. A TO--

Sarah: (stuffs some cake into Moxxie's mouth) Here, have some cake!

Jimmy: (with a plate of cookies) Try some of my amazing homemade cookies! They're fresh baked! (shovels cookies into Moxxie's mouth.)

Moxxie: (face filled with food) What the--?! (Immediately spits / coughs out the sweets.) Gross! That's disgusting!

Sarah: He must really like them, Jimmy!

Jimmy: We need to get more!

(Sarah and Jimmy quickly run out of the room to get more food.)

Moxxie: (gives them a "What the hell." look before sighing and looking into the camera at the audience.) I should have stayed in bed today.

For the epilogue picture, we see Blitzo, Eddy, Edd, Moxxie, Ed, Millie, Loona, and Jonny 2x4 at a sales stand that was being ran outside of Ed's house. The sign on the top of the stand reads, "Blitzo and Eddy's Cheap Bullsh*t Sale! Everything's only a quarter! This is NOT a scam!" The items that are being sold at the stand are mainly cheap, worthless objects, along with bobbleheads of Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, the Eds, and an Angel Dust body pillow for some reason. Blitzo and Eddy, both wearing top hats, (Blitzo wearing two through his horns) fake mustaches, and monocles stand in front in a 'welcome to the stand' pose as their direction is pointed in front of the store. They both have mischievious grins on their faces. Moxxie and Edd (Double D) are the sellers at the stand. They both look very tired and annoyed with everything. Millie and Ed happily hold up promotional signs for the stand. Loona is holding Plank, a question mark above her head as she wonders why she's holding this piece of wood and not her phone, while Jonny walks away from the stand with Loona's phone in his hand. The bald boy seems to take a liking to her device. The text on the picture says, "Helluva Eds: Coming in Summer 2090!"

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The new demon: Chapter two

Chapter two: Some new faces

Prologue/chapter one

Once it had sunk in that you were in Hell you looked around. It struck you that while yes you had seen it already, those bodies just registered in your brain.

All that beautiful death thrown around you, not a single body part was spared, heh more like speared, arms, legs, heads and more of them were everywhere. It was such a wonderful sight for your eyes.

Merely a few seconds after the firework had left, started the demons to come out and walk on the streets. Some were walking around with carts, collecting what could be grabbed easily, leaving here and there some organs laying around for the little critters to take and eat.

Walking closer to a few remains, you crouched down to take the head of one. Bringing it closer to your face you inspected it. It had some fur around it’s face and very sharp teeth, the eyes were rolled back so you couldn’t check them but from what you could see, the sclera was red.

Once you stood back up you dropped the head with a disgusted frown and wiped your hands on some clean nearby cloth from another dead body that wasn’t cleaned up yet.

“Well then. What a warm welcome I guess.”

As your eyes wandered they saw something fall from the sky. It was like a blue insect, sadly enough he fell onto the streets.

As he was happily yelling.

“I’m alive! I’M ALIVE!” He was ran over by a blood red car.

“HA! That’s hilarious.”

Some white…spider? Thing ? Stepped out of the car, they spoke to the driver through the window, after a small talk he got angry, pointed some fingers and then the driver left.

Faintly you could hear the sound of a car crashing.

The spider looked behind them and saw an automat, you guessed that it sold drugs, because of what was written on the front in big letters ‘drugs’.

They bought some and just as they wanted to open the package of white powder it was snatched out of their hands by another demon.

You heard him yell “Hey!” And just after the thief replied “Up yours drag show” he was crushed by a gigantic piece of rubble that fell from the sky.

So you decided to walk up to the spider, with the most kindest smile that you could form and ask some stuff.

“Hello, excuse me.” Uninterested the spider turned your way, with a raised eyebrow he asked the silent question of ‘what do you want?’.

“Ah, I was wondering if I was in Hell?”

They smiled, a bit mockingly if you were honest but they answered anyway.

“You’re right hon! This is Hell. I guess you’re new here, aren’t you?”

Smiling you nodded as an answer. Slightly they narrowed their eyes but went back to normal fast.

“Lemme guess, you’re thinking that ya don’t belong here and that ya should be in heaven? ‘Cus if so, then you better give that up.”

Still smiling you shook your head, your eyes darkening with a knowing look.

“Oh, no worries. I’m pretty sure I belong here.”

Smirking at your answer they decided to end your “conversation” as the sounds of explosions and gun fire came closer. With a pair of their arms on heir hips, they used the other pair to grab your shoulders and turn you the other way around, pushing you further away from them.

“Now, it was wonderful to meet someone new but I think you should go now. See ya and goodbye.”

Then they walked away, leaving you with a stunned look, vacantly looking out in front of you.

Shrugging you decided to explore Hell, a little further down the street you could see some faint lights and a group of people standing around it. With your interest peeked you started walking towards it, as you got closer you saw that it was a shop called ‘Radio Hack’ that had a lot of tv screens on display with the news on.

You joined the group and managed to catch the last bit of the news before the break.

“Or should I say no dick?”

The woman spilled coffee on her male partner and spoke that after the break the princess of Hell would come over for an interview to talk about her newest project. From the picture that was displayed you could see that she was, quite happy for a princess of Hell.

The group remained there, waiting until the break was over. Some murmured about a person called Cherri Bomb and something called ‘turf wars’.

The break was over and you could see her sitting beside the, who you assumed, princess of Hell.

She spoke how Hell was her home and the residents her people, how she was against the extermination and said that she found a more humane way to lower the population of Hell. Her idea? Opening a hotel to rehabilitate sinners.

Some around you started laughing softly, talking how she was crazy and that her idea would never work.

“I figured that it would serve a purpose… a place to work towards redemption. Yeey?” She, well now you knew her name was Charlie, seemed to get less confident once she saw that people weren’t as excited as she was to open the hotel.

Someone new stepped within the group beside you, faint sounds, like an interrupted signal that came through a radio or something else were heard coming from the new person.

You glanced to them and noticed that they were quite tall and completely dressed in red, in an honestly, quite fashionable way. Even though it looked like it came from a few 50 years or more back.

Looking towards their face you could see that they had a gigantic smile and red eyes that glowed faintly in the shadows.

It seemed that they noticed your staring as they turned their own eyes away from the screens to yours. Trying to be polite you smiled softly and looked back to the screens where the princess was trying to convince people, standing on top of a desk and singing.

The beginning of the song (that came for heaven knows where) was calm and peaceful but as she continued it became more beat up, the music going faster.

Really liking the music you started moving side to side softly but when the guitar came your head unconsciously started nodding along with the beat.

And the only one who noticed was the one standing beside you, looking at you with a slightly amused expression. (as much as extra amusement he could show with that smile that hasn’t left his face yet)

Once she was finished it was silent for a little while before people started laughing at her.

The female news anker started belittling her, Charlie defended herself by saying that she already had a client name Angel Dust. The male sitting beside her spoke up about Charlie’s client in a surprised manner.

“The pornstar?”

The female turned to him, scratching the desk as she remarked. “You fucking would Tom.”

A very small conversation later they got breaking news, it seemed that Charlie’s client, Angel Dust, had gone to help Cherri bomb in the turf war, completely ruining everything she tried to save.

As you looked closer to the screen you noticed that Angel Dust was the spider you met when you fell down to Hell.

“Huh, talk about coincidences.”

The guy standing beside you decided to try and make conversation with you.

“How so sweetheart?”

Slightly startled by the voice and the way it sounded, you jumped a bit up, head snapping to the side where they stood. Getting over it you explained.

“Oh, well. When I fell down here, Angel Dust was the first person I spoke to. Funnily, you are the second one.”

Their smile widened, reaching higher to his ears. Your eyes averted for a small second, looking to the tv’s where the princess and Katie, you heard her name passing by, fighting with each other.

Hearing some the same weird noises that you heard previously, alongside another weird sound that you couldn’t describe, (hazbin pilot at 24:11 if you wanted to know) you turned back to your conversation partner, who you saw perking back up, looking at you innocently as if he didn’t have anything to do with the sounds.

“How wonderful! I presume you fell today? If so then I hope you had a warm welcome”

Out of nowhere you could hear laughing, like from some sort of show, like the Nanny. Smiling at the small world play and the unknown laughs, you decided that they seemed like a swell person to be around.

“Haha, that is true. You could say that my first time in hell was pretty hot to see. I’ve been here for probably around…let me think…. Maybe two hours at most?”

You weren’t sure why but his mile just grew even more at your answer, though it could be your little poke at Angel Dust in the form of a bad attempted pun.

Once the commotion had finished around the screens you decided that it was time to find a place of residence. Before that you remembered something that you had forgotten to do. “Ah! How impolite of me. I haven’t even introduced myself. My name is Y/N L/N. Pleasure to meet you.”

They smiled and put out their hand for you to shake as they introduced themselves.

“Alastor. And a pleasure indeed my dear. Now I apologize but it seems that I have to cut this pleasant conversation short, I have some things I need to take care of you see?”

Smiling softly you nodded understandingly at his words. He was very polite.

“No worries. I too, have to go take care of some things.”

Saying bye to each other you saw him walk away.

Your eyes followed after him, and the one thing you noticed.

Was the way everyone, every other demon, big or small, moved out of his way as he passed through. No one daring to come close as they avoided eye contact.

Your previously narrowed eyes went back to normal as you plastered a lovely smile on your face when you saw that he looked back to send you one last smile.

Perhaps he wasn’t as trustworthy as he at first seemed.

Chapter three

I just wanted to add a little something. Thanks to @silvernight7 and @putridjoy the comments you guys left were the firsts on all the platforms i have this on and they made me very happy. I’d like to kindly dedicate this chapter to you two as you both had given me the motivation to write another chapter. Not to mention the people who reblogged and left hearts, everything i saw made me melt and i can’t thank you readers enough! I love you all! ~T.S

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin niffty #hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin vaggie #hazbin husk #alastor x reader #nifty x reader #angel dust x reader #vaggie x reader #husk x reader #charlie x reader #chapter two #The new demon

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sevensstories · 4 years

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A Bottle of Courvoisier

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel Characters: Angel Dust, Alastor Ships: Radiodust Updates: One-shot, y’all! Warnings: Alcohol mention, soft gore mention, mature language

Follow the link to read it on AO3, or just read it under the cut!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21673123

Alastor liked cognac.

Alastor liked fucking cognac.

Angel Dust would have never in a million years guessed that as Alastor's drink of choice. The blood of the innocent maybe, but not cognac. Not alcohol period. He was always so composed, so cold and calculated, that when he stumbled upon the radio demon nursing an empty bottle of Courvoisier at the hotel bar he was too shocked to even comment. Husker was nowhere to be seen, and Alastor was…

Well, to put it lightly, Alastor was plastered.

He didn't realize that at first, though. Alastor had his arms up on the bar and his face nestled in the crook of his elbow, like he was trying to take a nap. Angel Dust really just wanted to keep walking, but something stopped him. Something wasn't right.

"Al?" No response. "Hey, Alastor. You alright there, pal?"

Alastor made a sound that was a mix between a hum and radio static. Well, at least it was a response. Angel Dust leaned against the bar and tried to peek at Alastor's face, making sure to keep his distance. He didn't need to lose an arm just because he was caught being soft and doing something stupid. Really, really stupid.

"Alastor? Heh, you're not nappin' on the job, are you? Cause I don't think Charlie would-- WHOA!"

Angel Dust yelped as a lanky arm was thrown over his shoulders, Alastor pulling him down so their cheeks were pressed together. "Angel Dust, my good man! I was wondering when you would saunter my way!"

"You, uh, ya were…?" Angel Dust did not miss the flush in Alastor's cheeks and the scent of alcohol on his breath.

"Well of course I was! I've been starved of your company!" Alastor nuzzled his cheek, voice crackling with uncontrolled static. "That was quite cruel of you, my fellow, quite cruel indeed."

"You. Wanted to spend time with me." Angel Dust's tone was as dry as the bottom of Alastor's bottle. "Okay, now I know you're wasted. Why don't we, uh, why don't we get you to your room, yeah? Before anyone sees you like this and you murder me when you sober up."

"Oh, buy my dear Angel Dust, why would I ever do that?" Alastor looked at him with laughable innocence.

Angel Dust grabbed Alastor around the waist and hoisted him out of his chair. Luckily having extra arms made guiding drunk murder machines all the easier. "Uh, 'cause ya hate me? 'Cause I'm too flirty, and ya think I'm gross, and the only reason ya haven't killed me yet is it would be a PR nightmare for the hotel?"

Much to Angel Dust’s surprise, Alastor didn’t even hesitate to lean against him. The warmth radiating from the radio demon should have been concerning, but Angel Dust had never really gotten close enough to him to know whether or not this was normal. For right now it was probably best to just ignore it. Luckily, Alastor’s room was just down the hall so he wouldn’t have to risk his hide for too long. He started walking, Alastor’s stumbling footsteps sounding beside his.

Alastor’s smile faded a bit, though not completely. In truth, Angel Dust had never seen him without it. “Oh that’s not true, not true at all! I quite like you, you know.”

Angel Dust snorted. Yeah, Alastor was definitely drunk off his ass. “Oh yeah? Since when?”

“Since…” Alastor paused, pursing his lips a bit. “Well, since never I suppose.” The grin came back full force, and he looked up at Angel Dust with a level of enthusiasm usually reserved for schemes and carnage. “But I like you very much right now! What a wonderful friend you are, braving the spinning hallways just to get me to my room!”

“They’re only spinning for you, pal.” Angel Dust stopped at Alastor’s door. “Speaking of your room, we’re here so I’ll just leave you to i--”

“Oh nonsense!” Alastor shoved the door open and dragged Angel Dust inside with a strength that would have been very useful during the walk over. “Come in, come in! I could use the company you know.”

Angel Dust did his best to stop himself from being dragged into the room, but Alastor was stronger than he expected. Well, at least he had tried. “I mean, if you insist I guess.” He glanced around the room, taking note of the red and black decor. Not many surprises there. It was simpler than he expected, his only furniture being a wardrobe, dresser, bed, and nightstand. A small, old-timey radio sat on the dresser and a lamp rested on the nightstand. But the bed, oh the bed, it made even Angel Dust jealous. Black pillows, a black, plush comforter, and red sheets. Were those silk? If they were… well, that had implications.

He briefly wondered how painful his death would be tomorrow when Alastor was sobered up.

“Oh but I do!” The garbled static pulled Angel Dust from his thoughts. “Why don’t you have a seat?”

Angel Dust glanced around the room once again. “Yeah, Al, I don’t know if ya noticed, but you don’t got any chairs.”

“No, but the bed will do just fine.” As if to emphasize his point, Alastor sat on the edge of the bed and patted the spot next to him.

“Ah-ha, ya know, I’m not sure that’s such a good idea,” Angel Dust said with a nervous smile, taking a small step backwards. He liked keeping his arms on his body, and he was sure he’d have more than enough to answer for in the morning as it was. That was, if Alastor even remembered this. He was pretty toasted. “I think I’m gonna head back ta my room, but thanks for the invite. Really.”

Angel Dust was not at all prepared for what came next.

Alastor’s smile faded. In its entirety. He looked horribly disappointed, so much so that his ears actually pressed back. Angel Dust had never seen them move before, he was almost convinced they weren’t actually ears but just immobile tufts of hair. Alastor glanced down, his disappointment reflecting in his tone in a way that made Angel Dust’s heart ache. “Ah, yes, I… I suppose this is awfully imposing. Expecting you to stay when I’m sure you have somewhere else to be, and I have been less than kind to you in the past.”

“Exactly!” Angel Dust said, a tad too eagerly. “So I should probably go, and I…” He trailed off, taking in the heartbreaking expression on Alastor’s face. A demon famous for carnage should not be able to pull off puppy eyes. “...oh God damn it. Fine.”

Angel Dust didn’t miss the way Alastor perked up when he sat next to him, both sets of arms crossed. “But I want booze, ya hear me? I’m not doing this sober.”

“Oh but of course!” The grin was back, a glimmer of excitement lighting up Alastor’s eyes. “What’s your poison? I’m sure I can come up with something that’s to your liking.”

“I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say somethin’ sweet is a bit much for ya right now,” Angel Dust mused. He considered a moment before speaking again. “Ya know what? I’ll take whisky. It’ll be like old times.”

Alastor snapped and Angel Dust was holding a bottle of Whisky. Well, wasn’t that just nifty. “Old times, you say? Was this your drink of choice?”

“Choice is a strong word.” Angel Dust uncapped the bottle and took a swig, the liquor burning his throat like a trail of fire.

Alastor’s smile turned inquisitive. “If you don’t like it, then why do you drink it?”

Angel Dust shrugged, taking another sip. Damn that was strong. “Habit. Ya gotta look tough when you’re in the mafia, ya know? Tough guys don’t drink frou-frou stuff.”

Alastor’s brows arched in surprise. “The mafia? You?”

Angel Dust sighed. This motherfucker. “I swear, you gotta be the one person in hell who don’t know. Yeah, I was a mobster before I died. That was my whole schtick. Just ‘cause Val don’t let me out on jobs doesn’t mean I don’t still got it.”

“The mafia…” Alastor mused, vacant stare drawn to his empty bottle. “I suppose, then, you have quite the body count.”

“What?” Angel Dust glanced over, taken off guard by the question. “Uh… yeah, I mean, I’ve killed people. Why?”

Alastor hummed, taking a sip from the now not empty bottle. When did that happen? “I supposed I just never pegged you for the type is all.”

“Not sure if I should be flattered or offended,” Angel Dust snorted.

“Probably both.” Alastor’s smile had a hint of fondness that Angel Dust wasn’t ready for. “Honestly, it’s an appealing thought.”

Angel Dust cocked a brow. “What, me killin’ people?”

Alastor nodded. “Quite. It was my specialty, after all.”

“Oh yeah?” Angel Dust took another swig, this one a bit longer. The soft haze of intoxication was beginning to mask the bitter tang of his drink. “Vaggie told me ya caused a lot of demons a lot of trouble. Blood and carnage and all that.”

“No no, not here,” Alastor waved him off, then paused. “...well, yes here, but that’s not what I was talking about. In life, I mean.”

Angel Dust froze mid-drink. In life? He put the bottle down and swallowed, glancing over at Alastor’s thoughtful expression. He could be wrong, but that one little tidbit of information was probably more than anyone else in the history of hell had ever gotten from the infamous radio demon. He was “shrouded in mystery”, as Vaggie had told him several times. “That, uh… that so?”

“Oh yes.” Alastor took another sip, wavering a bit. A responsible drinking partner would have taken his Courvoisier away and given him some water by now, as he was clearly drunk enough. Good thing he was with Angel Dust. “I was quite the prolific serial killer in my day. Sooo many bodies…”

Angel Dust found himself frozen, transfixed by the information he was being given and silently praying for Alastor to continue. Any insight to the enigma that was the radio demon was more than welcome. “That uh… that so?”

“Oh yes.” Alastor traced the pad of his thumb around the rim of his bottle, lost in his own thoughts. “Especially in the 20s. You know, you can read all the anatomy books you’d like, but nothing will ever teach you so much as having a corpse right in front of you.”

“...oh yeah?” Angel Dust was now wondering if he should have drank more to prepare for this conversation, because if Alastor admitted he was a necrophiliac he was going to lose his shit.

Alastor took another sip out of his bottle before nodding. “Believe me, I would know. For example, did you know that the eyes don’t close on their own, and if you attempt to force them they just open again? Or that the blood will pool to whatever side you leave the body on?” A dangerous smile played on his lips at the memories. “Or that the dead can sit straight up due to a misfire of nerves, very much startling the poor, unsuspecting serial killer chopping them to bits?”

Angel Dust felt himself relax a bit. Okay, not a necrophiliac, just a psycho. He could work with that. “Huh. I knew the eye thing, but not the other stuff. Got any other weird shit to share?”

Alastor looked up at him, absolutely delighted at his interest. “Oh, I most certainly do! I do hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I could talk about this all night.”

Angel Dust let out a light laugh, setting his bottle down. No, he wanted to be sober for this. Or, at least as sober as he could be with what he already had. Alastor getting excited about someone listening to his weird-ass anatomy facts was oddly adorable, which was not something Angel Dust ever thought he would ever use to describe Alastor. “Go ahead, lay it on me.”

-xxx-

When Alastor said all night, he wasn’t kidding. Angel Dust glanced at the pocket watch Alastor had discarded onto the nightstand some time before. He groaned when he saw that it was just after four in the morning. Knowing Charlie, she was going to be getting him up bright and early. That would give him maybe a few hours of sleep, if he was lucky and could actually fall asleep fairly quickly.

That was, if he could even make it to his room.

Alastor had slumped over and passed out a few moments prior. That in of itself wasn’t all that strange, he had been more that drunk enough to pass out. If anything, with how many times Angel Dust suspected he had refilled that bottle of Courvoisier, he should have been out much sooner. No, the predicament Angel Dust found himself in had to do with where Alastor had passed out. Angel Dust was currently trapped, with Alastor clinging to his waist and nuzzling his shoulder. He wasn’t sure how exactly he should handle this. The smart thing to do would probably be to gently wake Alastor up, get him off, and pray that he didn’t remember any of it in the morning as he made his way to his own room. However, Alastor was surprisingly warm, and oh so comfortable…

A soft murmur caught his attention and Angel Dust looked down, just in time to catch Alastor mumbling in his sleep and a faint, genuine smile playing across his lips. Whatever he was dreaming about, one thing was for sure. He was damn adorable, and Angel Dust would hate to disturb him.

Well, shit. It looked like his mind was made up for him.

Angel Dust carefully lowered both of them so they were lying down, thanking any deity above that he had somehow managed to do so without waking Alastor. He shifted just a moment to get comfortable before relaxing a soft sigh. Yeah, okay, this was nice. Angel Dust closed his eyes, and let himself bask in this temporary moment of bliss.

He could worry about the consequences later. For now, for this moment, it was worth it.

#hazbin hotel #radiodust #alastor #angel dust #alcohol tw #gore tw #theres really no gore though #just a mention #mainly fluff #guess im radiodust trash now #i blame all of you #and your cute af art #sevensstories #whysoseven

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hazbinextgeneration · 4 years

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A Little Cold Can Go A Long Way

Ah, Hazbin Hotel. A wondrous place of new hope and peace within hell's normally chaotic place....SO you would think that today would be unlike any other. The most chaotic thing you'd expect would just be a fight between guests and staff right?...Well tell that to the mysterious things that kept happening around the hotel. It all started when all the shot glasses exploded. Sending glass onto the floor. Luckily noone was hurt but there was a giant mess. Everyone blamed it on Husk being drunk at the time and his magic going out of control but he insisted it never happened before. Yeah nobody believed him, that was until the kitchen's refridgerator actually came to life and tried to eat Nifty alive. Ok. Husk's magic was powerful but no where near the levels of bringing an icebox alive. It took tipping it and unplugging it from the wall to get it to stop. And that wasn't the end unfortunately. Vaggie broke out in orange polka dots, to which Angel laughed at. A vase flew across the room and smashed into the next wall. A crystal chandelier fell and almost hit Charlie over the head. The stairs became slippery. The basement flooded. Things kept breaking or flying around or coming to life and scaring everyone and no one knew what was happening or how to stop it. ..But everyone got a pretty good idea who it might've been when Angel screamed when he caught one of the bandits ripping through his new expensive dresses and crushing his make up kits into tiny pieces. ...Of course. OF FREAKIN COURSE IT WAS ALASTOR!! Why wouldn't it be him?! Why didn't they make the connection sooner when the radios went haywire? Electronics running wild, powerful magic, crazy shadow....things!? It had his name written all over the darn thing! Why? He didn't care. NO ONE messed with his sh*t and got away with it. Of course Charlie wouldn't be much help. All she did when everyone complained was poke her head in there once before slamming the door closed and giving a nervous grin. "Uh...H-He's not feeling too good. I-It'd be best if no one disturbed him. Hehe." Of course she'd say something like that. But the VERY last straw was his hair being yanked by a laughing shadow to which he may or may not have tried to shoot dead and instead left a bunch of bullet holes in the walls. Ok. He was tired of this! Mess with him once: shame on him for not realizing it was AL sooner. Mess with him twice: Shame on the actual guy who did it. But pull on his hair?! OH! He was freakin asking for an a$$whopping!! He didn't care if this was one of the most powerful beings on the nine circles of hell! No one messed with his stuff like it was yesterday's trash. Which is why the angry fluff spider marched up to the a-hole's room with enough fury to crack a diamond, and pounded his hand against the wooden thing. The noises echoed down the dark hallway and did a round about to death ears. "AL! YOU CREEPY STRAWBERRY PIMP LOOKIN' MOTHERF**KER!!!" The spider's angry voice echoed down the hall spooking off anyone who wasn't already scared of disturbing the feared Radio Demon. "YA BETTA GET CONTROL OF THIS PROBLEM BEFORE I SHOVE A BAZOOKA UP YOUR-" The door suddenly and slowly swung open by itself making the spider pause mid yell and stare at the thing, catching him off guard. Well...that was weird. He wasn't expecting that. The dark greeted him and absolute silence behind it....After a few awkward seconds he backed away slightly. He maybe have been regretting his descicion slightly. A long pause followed and a small noise finally came out...It sounded like. "*CHEEEEO*!" "What the fu- F**K!!" A gust of wind and a shadow rushing at him was enough to knock the spider onto his rump and a shadow thing coming at him was the spooky cherry on top. He landed on the ground with a thump and watched as the creature smiled at him before zooming down the hall to presumably to cause more trouble. The experience left him dazed and staring down the hall for a bit before another noise made him look back to the doorway. "*cough, cough*......Oh dear." "Al? Oh, f**kin'-" He groaned when he got up and dusted himself off. Straightening himself out and giving an annoyed look inside. "Al you creepy old goat. You in there?" Two red eyes and a yellow fanged smile shown from the dark back to him and another cough sound came from him. "Oh my. Don't you know it's rude to barge into another man's room?....*cough*" "Rude?! HA! Do ya even know what your stupid shadow looking mother**kers have been doin around here?!" His arms crossed except one which he pointed at him. "You're d*m goon messed up some sh*t of mine." He growled. "I don't like my stuff destoyed ya hear?" His head tilted slightly still keeping that stupid grin of his and he chuckled. "Is that so?" He found it amusing the spider was angered so eagerly. He always found things like loss of self control so fascinating. And the way he was looking at him was so amusing. "Well. Quite frankly speaking. It's a little bit beyond my control dear boy. There's a slight static within the radio waves." The spider demon stared confused at him. "....The f**k izzat supposed ta mean?! If I gotta knock 'em back into place then so-" "Achzzzzzzzzzt*!" He was stopped in his tracks by a weird AF noise. The radio demon on the other hand was snapped forward and his eyes became dials of all things, as soon as it came his left. With a shake of his head, his eyes were returned to their normal red form and he resumed looking at the dumbfounded looking spider. "I do beg your pardon." "...What the f**k was that sh*t?" He threw his hands out towards him. The thing had sounded like the f**cker had tried to sneeze or something and all that came out was static. "Are you sick or somethin'?" A clapping sound effect seemingly came from no where as Alastor ever the show off gave a few clap alongs as well...from a bed from what he could tell from in the dark. "What a discovery! What will the amaizing cakeeater do next?" Angel decided to ignore that comment and instead just walked in carefully mind you. He didn't know what else this crazy cook might do, cocking his head to the side, he gave the deer demon a curious look over with his eyes. "...Is everything around here going haywire because you're f**kin' sick?" "It would seem like that definately." Angel sighed and reached one of his hands up to rub at his face. Great. Of course something like this would have to happen today and on the same day his stuff was destroyed too. Without another word, the spider demon turned on his heel and left the room leaving the door wide open. Alastor watched curiously but eventually went back to lying down, giving a few more coughs. He was left alone peacefully for a few hours, during that time letting out a few more unintentional magical outbursts he was sure caused some problems somewhere, before the sounds of approuching footsteps caught his attention and he turned his head to a most curious sight indeed. Angel was back, but he had brought a few things with him. In his many limbs were a tray of food and silverware, what looked like an extra blanket, and a small bag. ..Drugs perhaps? A frown on his face. "...I see you've been downgraded to roomservice." "Oh, shut up." He came walking in and went over to the bed. The first thing he did when close enough was put the small baggy on the nightstand and forcably push him back onto the bed which caught him slightly off guard. ...Out of all the demons he's met, Angel was one of the few who didn't seem to be scared of him. Cautious surely but not entirely scared. The covers were pulled back over him and the extra blanket was thrown on top of the ones he had. Alastor blinked and tilted his head when Angel forced the tray into his lap. "There! I dunno sh*t about this... jumpy-belina stuff you like, but you need something hot in you or else your body is gonna get worse. And dammit I ain't havin' any more of this sh*t. Now eat." He blinked and looked down the food. He was pretty sure Angel was talking about not knowing how to make 'jambalaya', but what he got instead was a plate full of spegetti and what spelt like tea with it. He tilted his eyes back up to the demon with brows raised in question. "...What? It's like the one thing Im good at cookin'. Don't judge me." "Oh, Angel. I didn't know you cared.~" For once the spider groaned at his tone, before throwing the small baggy from the small table which landed on his chest. "Just eat the stuff, and take the stupid cough drops I got ya." Before turning and walking out the door he gave the deer one last frown and pointed at him. "You owe me big time for putting up with this bullsh*t." "Oh...I think you'll get someone from me soon. Don't fret dear boy." ******************************************************************** "ACHOO!! F**KIN' H8LL!!!" The spider was curled up on the bed, wrapped in a fuzzy blanket and holding it over his head much like a hoody. Poor Charlie had brought him up some food and water but it didn't stop the spider's sour mood and shivering. Alastor on the other hand was amused at this all this. Oh he got something from him all right. He got the idiot's stupid cold! "Why Angel. You don't look too well? But not too worry." He gave an evil smile. "You'll be compensated fully with me here to take care of you." Angel groaned and face planted into the mattress away from him.

A Radiodust fic I wrote for my pal @star-the-werewolf All characters belong to Vivziepop

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snarkybluechristian · 4 years

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Hazbin Hotel: Yandere Alastor x Vaggie Chapter 32

As soon as Alastor took his seat in the car, Vaggie started punching and kicking Alastor with all her hatred and fury while Alastor sat still unhased and paid Vaggie no mind while waiting for her to calm down.

Vaggie punched and kicked until she tired herself out and became a crying and sobbing mess...That was until Vaggie realized that she still had the chance to warn Angel when she returned to Alastor’s manor.

Then, from then on, Vaggie remained quiet on that awkward drive home. Alastor was oddly quiet too until they returned to his home. Once the limo’s door was opened, Vaggie made a rush to the door, wanting to run and warn Angel of the danger he was in.

Alastor stood there, surprised at Vaggie’s urgency, and asked, “Sweetheart, where are you going?"

Vaggie didn't respond, hoping that he would just think she was going to her room to cry some more. Once she made it to her bedroom, Vagggie threw herself onto the bed and pretended to sob into her pillow.

When she thought she had listened out for Alastor long enough, Vaggie took her pillow, walked into the bathroom, locked the door, and started desperately banging on the wall to get Angel's attention while calling out his name.

Unfortunately... there was no answer from Angel Dust. There was no sound behind the wall beyond the noises of the house. Vaggie began to pound again on the wall more desperately calling out Angel's name.

When that didn't work, Vaggie had an idea. She grabbed her notebook from the other room and wrote out a full message. Then Vaggie crumpled that paper into a ball, opened the vent connecting both their rooms and stuck that note in Angel's vent. If he went to the bathroom and looked in the vent as he had for his extra food, Angel would see it, but even then, she couldn't be sure that would happen.

Vaggie felt more tears coming as she covered up the vent, stood up, and continued pounding on that bathroom wall, calling for Angel and praying that the sedatives Angel was under would wear off soon.

But how ever much she tried... no answer came. Vaggie pounded against the wall until her knuckles were raw... but no answer came.

Vaggie was determined though. She couldn't abandon Angel. She just couldn't.

Vaggie got up, laid her towels on the ground, put her pillow on the ground next to the vent, turned off the light, laid her head on the pillow, and waited.

All was silent as the grave and still as a frozen pond.

But Vaggie wouldn't leave. She would stay there no longer how long it took Angel to wake up.

Vaggie felt herself dozing off and was almost gone when she thought she heard footsteps.

Behind the wall, Vaggie heard Angel’s muffled cry of pain.

Vaggie sat up right away and yelled, "Angel?! Angel, is that you?!"

All she heard were muffled cries from Angel.

Vaggie didn’t hesitate to scream, “ANGEL! IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK, LISTEN! THE AUCTION'S A SHAM! ALASTOR HAS ALREADY SOLD YOU TO YOUR FAMILY! WE WERE THERE TONIGHT! THEY PLAN ON PUTTING YOU THROUGH CONVERSION THERAPY! THEY WANT TO PUT YOU THROUGH ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY AND LOBOTOMIZE YOU WITH A CELESTIAL WEAPON IF YOU DON'T LISTEN! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU TOMORROW NIGHT! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN! DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME! PLEASE, SAVE YOURSELF!”

It was then that Vaggie heard a cruel chuckle that she knew belonged to Rosie.

“Dearie, he’s unconscious,” Rosie sneered. “Your little warning hasn't made it to him.”

Vaggie stepped back in shock at the pompous overlord’s voice before she growled, “Rosie! Where the fuck are you?! Leave Angel alone!”

“Oh, don’t worry,” Rosie replied in her sweet, mocking tone. “I wasn't harming Angel, dearie. I was only giving him medicine to help him remain asleep. I'm surprised you're still awake. It looks like you need to take some medicine, too.”

“FAT CHANCE!” Vaggie snarled regaining her stance against the wall. “I WON’T REST UNTIL I WARN ANGEL!”

That was, until a strong arm wrapped around her arms and chest holding them down and another hand held a strong smelling cloth to her nose and mouth.

"Hush, dear,” Alastor cooed while effortlessly holding his struggling bride. “It's late, and Angel is trying to sleep. It's past time for you to be asleep, too."

Vaggie struggled as hard as she could but quickly fell unconscious.

#hazbinhotel

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cutepastelstarsalior · 4 years

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Hazbin Hotel; A suggestion.

Note this is just a suggestion/my idea on how to make Hazbin Hotek a better show. This is just my opinion!! No one has to agree or like it.

Ok ok ok. So I watch the pliot of Hazbin Hotek and I got to say that it’s interesting, but it needs work. Hear me out alright. If the show add some changes to it, it could work.

Here’s what I mean;

1 the story telling;

the story is interesting hell is overpopulated and Angels come and execute the demons to keep Hell in order, the princess of hell wants to change that by rehabilitating sinners.

Sounds good? The only problem is the way that it was animated. Now before watching the pilot I haven’t seen anything by Vivziepop before, so when I watch the pilot I was confused. Now maybe it’s just me not listening to the introduction but

THE GUYS ARE ANGELS????

Like they don’t even look stereotypical like angels! At first I thought they were demons dressed up as angels!!

Also the passing was too fast for me. Like it quickly jump from character too characters without tell people who is who. Hell when I first meet Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb I didn’t even realize that they were in a turf war until it was mentioned in the interview with Charlie and Katie Killjoy.

So I think to make the story run smoother some of the scenes should be switch around. The story can keep the introduction of the angel and how hell is overpopulated. The next scene could be of Vaggie and Charlie in the waiting room before the interview. Next it should be the interview itself. Then when Katie mentions the turf war it could cut away from interview to Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb fighting, then back towards the interview.

There Charlie can explain her idea of the rehabilitation, have her sing her song(side note I could barely hear Charlie singing over the music). Then it could have Katie mentioned how Charlie had no first patron. Charlie say she does there it cuts to the turf war where we meet Angel Dust. After that the story can continue as it normally does.

2 the story itself. The story is good, it confusing. Why does God need to sent angels down to heaven to “cleanse” it? Where are Charlie parents; the king and queen of Hell? Why does God care if He’ll is overpopulated? Well I have an idea. The story can still have the angel cleansing sinners and Charlie can still want to the rehabilitation, just have the plot been an it different.

In Hell the king and queen are getting Charlie to become the new ruler, to prove that she can be a leader Charlie wants to do something to help her people and to prove to her parents that she can do it. She wants to help Hell with its overpopulated problem. So one day during the cleanse; Charlie also with Vaggie and Angel Duat go to heaven to talk to God. There Charlie explain to God how she wants God to stop killing her people. God thinks they are doing a good thing, they fight.

But God makes a deal with Charlie; if Charlie can make 1,000 sinners be rehabilitated in one(1) year God will no longer killing any of Hell peoples anymore AND sinners who were wrongly place in Hell (sex workers, drug addictes, ect.) will no long go to Hell. But if Charlie fails, Charlie and her family give up their kingdom and come back to heaven, and the rest of Hell will be killed. Weighing her options Charlie agrees. Once back in Hell Charlie and her friends trys many to get sinners to be rehabilitate.

3 the characters.

Ok so I have some problems with the characters; the outfit, color, and personality. Ok so basically everything.

1 Husk

He fine but his character has to much detail and it need some work.

2 Niffty

She fine too, she just needs to look more like a 1950’s housewife.

3 Cherrie Bomb

She ok, but her outfit just needs some work (also I read Cherri Bomb’s wiki and I’m totally upset that she was originally going to be an angel AND be Angel Dust’s daughter. I’m bummed out that happen)

4 Charlie

Ok so I like Charlie, she alright. But her character need something, she’s a bit plain. I wish that her character was a bit more determined or more of a go getter. I mean she the PRINCESS of HELL and she just lets people make fun of her. I mean yeah, during her fight with Katie she was determined and agressive. But she should be like that more! I mean if the pilot become a series it would be cool to see Charlie’s character development.

Also! Her design! She’s very plain and her family is plain too. I mean they rule of Hell they should look at least imitating! Charlie should look more demonic or even more like a monster, it can even help with the story! Like Charlie could look very scary or dangerous but even with her look she is a good person.

3 Vaggie

SHE 👏🏻 DOSN’T 👏🏻 LOOK 👏🏻 LIKE 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 MOTH 👏🏻 SHE 👏🏻 SHOULD 👏🏻 LOOK 👏🏻 MORE 👏🏻 LIKE 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 MOTH 👏🏻 Also she’s Latina and I think it was be cool to have that in her design. ALSO her Name sounds like a female genitalia and that’s weird and gross..

Also I don’t like that she very angry. ( look I’m white so I don’t really have any major problems with her Personality but I think other people might). That being said I still don’t like that her personality is anger, or having most of her personality be anger. It also says on her wiki page that she dislike men and that she is a lesbian it makes me upset. Like you can write a lesbian girl that doesn’t hate men! It’s not difficult! Yes I know that Vaggie get anger when Angel Dust says something racist and sexist like that valid that she’s upset!

Like In the car scence when Angel Sid those radix and sexist things maybe instead of Vaggie angrily yelling she could have walk over toward Angel, got in his face and told him why he shouldn’t do that. And if he didn’t listen to her maybe Charlie could see how upset her girlfriend was and demanded Angel to apologize or we put on the streets. Or something like that

And when she is try to help Charlie with the hotel that can be stressful. But the only time we see when Vaggie isn’t angry it’s when she with Charlie. (I do wish that they were more lovey dovey with each other or at lest have each other kiss the other on the cheek or said I love you. Or maybe that’s just me nick picking) I just want to see Vaggie show more emotion then anger.

4 Angel Dust

First off, I think Angel dust should look more like a spider then be really feminine guy with extra arms. I mean like it’s cool and awesome that Angel Duat is feminine but I wish that there was more spider-ness to him.

Ok I like Angel but he needs some work. Like I’m not really a big fan that he’s over sexual. I mean it’s fine that he’s a flirt and a bit pervert but that fact that he is over sexual is the problem. Then same thing with the drugs. Like he die from a drug overdose, he does drugs in Hell and he said that he was mostly clean in the pilot. I know that the drug thing is played for laughs but I think it would be interesting to actually see the side effects of Angel’s drug addiction or at the least see him trying and maybe even failing to control is addiction. It would give him more to his character.

Same thing with him being over sexual. Like I know that he is a porn star and/or sex worker but it would be interesting to see that in the show. Like it can show us Angel meeting a client then in the morning it can show him leaving or something. It would also be neat to see more of his relationship with his boss, Valentino, who is Angel’s pimp. It’s also canon that Valentino is aggressive and physical harms Angel. It would be neat too see Angel off handle mention to Charlie and the others that his boss is physical rough with him only to notice that his friends are worried for him. Thus making Angel reliase that people actually care about him and he get friend ms and be happy. It would be neat to see the reason why Angel is so sexual is that it’s a coping mechanism for him to deal with all the shit he has been though. Or that it was just how he act for work and that he doesn’t really know how to act around friends/ people he is non sexual with. Or maybe that the reason why he so sexual is because he has a hyper sexual disorder/addiction. Just something to show people that Angel isn’t a cliche stereotype and that he is a character with feelings and a personality.

5 Alastor

He needs to look more deer like or more like a radio host. He too red. Also he is mixe ethnicity and part Creole, so it might be cool to see that in his design?

He’s a cool character, my favorite acutual. I just want him to be more creepier. Alastor is canonical a serial killer I think also a cannibal I’m not sure. I kind of wanted him to appear later in the pilot, the hotel could be getting random donations from a mysterious donor that includes the new name, better hotel, two new employees, ect. And no one really knows who is the donor but everyone is suspected. Later it would rebel that it was Alastor, this learning more about him and how he is a powerful demon instead of having to know about him through a quick introduction.

TL:DR; All the characters might look better with different design. Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel Dust should have deeper personality. I don’t like that Vaggie is a cliche angry Latina woman who hating Men; it feels like a stereotype to me(then again I’m white so I’m not sure if this is true for other people or for Latino/a folks) I don’t like that Angel is a cliche stereotype gay sex worker that’s a drug addic. The story might be better if it had a clear plot;

This is just a suggestion/ an AU

God makes angel kill sinner because he’ll is overpopulated. Charlie wanting you prove to her family that she can be a good ruler goes to heaven to talk to God. The two make a bet; if Charlie can get one thousand sinner to be reformed Gib will stop killing sinners and let innocents sinner(sex worker, drug addiction, ect.) be free and no long be in hell. If Charlie loses her and her family must give up ruling Hell and go back to heaven also everyone in Hell will be killed.

#fandoms #hazbin hotel #my thoughts #does this sound rude? i hope not #long post

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The Seven Deadly Episodes

“Episode 1: That’s Entertainment!”

(See Hazbin Hotel, That’s Entertainment!)

Charlie sings her lament “I’m Always Chasing Rainbows.” Followed by “Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow” followed by “Alastor’s Reprise.”

(See also “Helluva Boss”)

“Episode 2”

Part 1: Group eats Alastor’s Jambalaya and first customers arrive at the hotel. Vaggie works as a manager, Charlie and Alastor greet people at the door. Razzle and Dazzle and Niffty help with carrying bags to the rooms.

Charlie sings a happy song (“Things Can Go Well in Hell”)

Part 2: Sir Pentious goes to Baxter and gives him technology and money in exchange for making him stronger Egg Bois and repairing his ship.

Baxter sings (“Science and Solitude Serenade”)

Sir Pentious sings a victory/anticipation song as his new inventions are made (“I’m Sssso Evil!”)

Part 3: Vaggie gets mad when Niffty, Angel, Alastor and Husk mess things up. Husk drinks and gambles too much, calling her a bitch, Niffy brings the wrong food to the rooms and Alastor knocks her down on purpose. And Angel’s antics and pole dancing make her mad. Alastor assaults Vaggie, slaps her butt and gropes her. Vaggie becomes jealous when Alastor and Charlie dance and hang out. Vaggie loses it when Alastor does radio dad jokes on stage. Angel leaves to see his family and prepare for the next turf war.

(Vaggie sings a ranting song: “I’m Gonna Kill Them”)

Part 3: Valentino gets angry with Angel for not giving him money, resulting in a harsh “punishment” that was both arousing and deadly. Angel is further humiliated when Vox puts it on TV and Velvet shares it around social media. Henroin, his father, abuses Angel afterward, calling him a gay sissy druggie, while the white spider mother, Acknida, looks on.

Black furry brother Aracknis says to Angel and Molly they are slutty loser twins. Angel and Molly comfort each other and start the next turf war with Cherri vs Sir Pentious and Baxter, much to his gray furred father and older brother’s disgust.

Angel sings a lament/whimsical song about feeling stuck but trying to keep fighting and pursuing his ecstasy pleasures (“Fuck My Life…Dust Myself Off”)

The next battle is harder and Sir Pentious is almost victorious (“No Alastor to save you this time!”) Sir Pentious shoots a blast that destroys most of a city and lots of demons. Cherri tosses a bomb, causing the ship to crash toward the ground. (“My turf, you scrambled shit eggheads!”) She manages to blow up several other metallic egg bois before getting shot by Sir Pentious, knocked out. Molly and Angel scurry over to the base and blast Sir Pentious backwards, while making more sex jokes. The two of them manage to knock him out and declare West City theirs. Baxter heals Sir Pentious, stuns Angel and escapes via a smoke grenade, back to his lab. Katie and Tom Trench share this on the news, Tom making dirty comments about Cherri and Molly. Molly watches in horror from behind a cliff as Vox and his demon minions drag an unconscious angel back to the studio (to be later brainwashed by Vox and Valentino.)

Part 4: In a dramatic twist, Lucifer enters the hotel to see what is going on. Lucifer notices Charlie trying to rehabilitate demons and shakes his head. He criticizes her for being involved with Vaggie and trying to “hinder (his) routine/family tradition of instilling fear and suffering.” Helsa and her green brother Adrian (Charlie’s ex) also arrive to further mock Charlie and assault her plans. Adrian tries to get back with Charlie by scooping her up in his arms…but Vaggie points her spear at him and he lets her go. Charlie explains why she broke up with him and encouraged him to see the good in people. He just scoffs. “It’s me or nobody,” he said.

Charlie goes to talk with her parents in private. Lilith gets back from a concert performance and modeling shift.

The Magne Family sing a song called (“Royal Problems are Shit)”

(Charlie sings about wanting to redeem sinners, Lucifer sings about wanting to keep up his fear inducing reputation and Lilith sings about how busy she is and how she wants to spend more time with her family).

In private with her parents, Charlie argues against the exterminations but Lucifer said it was part of an agreement between him and God: reduce the population so Hell wouldn’t be a threat. In exchange, the angels wouldn’t harm the royal family. The problem is…Heaven is elite and only chooses those who truly redeemed themselves and embraced God. Lucifer thinks Charlie’s plan won’t work 1 because the ridiculous idea would make the family look like a weaker joke and 2 he secretly worries that if Charlie redeemed sinners, she would go to Heaven with them, thus leaving her parents and kingdom behind.

(Brief backstory about how Lucifer met Lilith and fell from Heaven. “Demons never get second chances, Charlie. They’re destined to suffer like I did. Unfortunately, redeeming sinners is only half the hard part. Getting them into Heaven would be near impossible if they didn’t match up to certain standards.” Charlie, in tears, is still willing to try.)

No one notices a shadow spirit overhear their conversation and pass the information back to Alastor. He lets out a low laugh and says “Stay tuned,” (roll credits). Extra scene of the egg bois shooting each other with Sir Pentious’ ray gun, the overlord chasing after them in anger.

“Episode 3”

Charlie wonders where Angel is. Molly races to the hotel and tells them the news. Charlie and Alastor and several other demons volunteer to sneak into Vox’s lair and rescue Angel. Vaggie is left behind, fuming, Charlie had said “Vaggie we need someone to help protect the hotel.” Vaggie said “You wanna rescue that pervert, fine, but don’t expect me to give you any advice on where to get spears.”

Charlie apologizes and says her advice would be helpful. Vaggie gets another one from the black market, keeping her own. She gives it to Charlie in secret, saying “hold onto it, don’t let anyone else have it. And be careful.”

Molly recruits a porn-loving teen rebel Hellhound, Crymini.

Charlie, Molly, Crymini, and Alastor and the group sneak into the studio. Vox has Angel hypnotized and orders him to attack. Vox then uses the time to brainwash the population with sex and propaganda on TV. Soon, everyone is hooked to the screens, giving Vox extra energy. Alastor encounters his rival and they both engage in a brutal fight over Hell. Alastor summons Niffty to fight Velvet and Husk to stop Valentino from violating Molly. Crymini fights off the minions of the three Vs.

Charlie briefly battles with Angel, his eyes red lines like Vox’s. She conjures up fire and notices the spear. She slices off a wire hooked to Angel’s head and breaks Vox’s possession by setting the spear tip on fire with her fingers, trapping Angel in a fiery pentagram, gently inserting it in the spot between his eyes, and chanting a Satanic cleansing ritual in French. (She learned that from Lucifer after he explained what could happen if she “took shit from other demons”).

Alastor and Vox are equally matched. Radio waves and TV screens clash throughout Hell. “TV killed the Radio Star begins to play, causing Alastor to start losing, even resulting in him being electrocuted in a tangle of cables. Niffty defeats Velvet with Molly’s help and a distraction from Cherri Bomb (escaping through the red smoke). Velvet gets up and brushes off the fire from her clothing.

Valentino, knocking Husk away says “Angel, baby, submit to me or I’ll kill you…or better yet, make you watch as I “mess” with your friends live on TV!” Angel’s eyes briefly turn into hearts…nearly under his control… “And you can say goodbye to your pathetic Happy Hotel!”

Husk offers to gamble against Valentino, the winner gets Angel. They gamble as the two overlords fight, outside. Husk wins but Valentino noticed him cheating. Before Valentino can unleash his full power, Vox and Alastor unintentionally ram into him as they fly through the wall and windows.

Lucifer, a flaming blue deer overlord, and a black spider overlord arrive to end the fight. Just before the fight ends, Alastor lands the victory blow, shattering a hole in Vox’s TV head and knocking him to the ground. Lucifer warns Vox and Alastor that he can send them into the void if they cause any more trouble. Both nod and separate. Vox goes back to the studio to get repaired and Valentino promptly fires Angel and takes his money. Now Angel suffers from withdrawal but Charlie helps him out. She reminds him of all the good things he has done…saving his friend’s lives, caring for his family, and working hard to stay clean.

Katie and Tom tell about the event on the news and their ratings go sky high.

Katie and Tom visit the hotel at the wrong time. Charlie sings a cheesy song to Angel, Alastor, Husk, Niffty and Vaggie and the other demons (“Redemption and Rainbows.”)

The other demons laugh and Alastor laughs and claps. Charlie is once again, humiliated on the news. Catie joyfully calls Charlie a failure, as her plan hadn’t worked yet, making Charlie mad and upset again.

Later Angel thanks Charlie for saving him and thanks Husk for saving his sister. Husk gradually warms up to everyone and even tells Alastor and the group about his time in the Vietnam War. It was revealed that Vaggie had told Charlie’s parents what was going on, (thus risking her life if she made a wrong impression to Lucifer) thus ending the battle and saving the area.

Many weeks later, Charlie excitedly announces that Angel, Vaggie, and maybe Husk are ready to go to Heaven.

In private, it is revealed that Husk and Niffty sold their souls to Alastor in hopes of easier lives. Niffty, under possession, steals Vaggie’s spear and gives it to him. For the first time ever, Alastor frowns and cries…because of several reasons. 1 he discovers that his mother is in Heaven and that (in his mind) he cannot be redeemed and he can’t go see her…he’s a lost cause, as Lucifer had told him. 2 If he continued on with his plan, it would hurt Charlie and put their friendship on the line. His shadow overtakes him and his grins again, saying “Stay tuned” and eating a severed demon head.

“Episode 4”

Charlie, Vaggie and the others sing karaoke and Angel Dust does some pole dancing (he makes Alastor try some moves much to his embarrassment.) Angel poses on a counter as a “tasty meal” while Alastor tries to “cook” him with a flamethrower. The new motto for the hotel made by Alastor “Come in and die… (Charlie quickly adds): “…of fun!”

Although Alastor had defeated Sir Pentious, made jambalaya for the group, encouraged Charlie along the way and helped in the battle against the three Vs, he also was up to no good. (The only one suspicious being Vaggie).

When Lucifer didn’t approve of Charlie’s idea, Alastor said Charlie’s idea was nonsense but then mentioned that he wanted to help her run it due to being bored. “Lucifer, you seem to be awfully hard on her a lot. Why so serious and strict?” Luicifer replied, “None of your fucking business, freak show. You don’t know what’s best for her. I told her not to trust any demons…especially the suspicious ones.” Alastor says with a (fake) pleading voice, “Please Lucifer sir, give Charlie a chance. I’m only here to help her out and protect the hotel.” Lucifer threatens to kill Alastor if he harms Charlie and Alastor knows not to mess with him…so he calculates his next move in his head.

He does other things as a trickster:

Alastor stirs an argument between Husk and a bunch of Hellhounds over who won a rigged card game.

Aastor broadcasts murders, Hazbin Hotel events and dad jokes for comedic effect.

He calls Niffty in to wake demons super early to rapidly clean their rooms and serve them (misplaced) breakfast meals.

Husk hordes the liquor and wine for himself and Alastor doesn’t say anything.

Alastor invites Mimzy and Rosie, his fellow music friends over for a show, even inviting Charlie to dance and sing “Your Never Fully Dressed” on stage with him. Vaggie glares in envy much Alastor’s amusement, though Charlie doesn’t notice.

To ignite Charlie’s anger and desire to see her goal to the end, Alastor causally suggests to the Eldriches to give the hotel a bad review and to harass “your familial rivals.”

Charlie meets up with her friends to go to her mother’s Resist concert. Later on, a family feud begins between the Magnes and Eldriches. It is revealed that the Eldriches had posted bad reviews about the hotel and that Katie Killjoy helped spread the rumors about the “Hazbins.” Charlie is about to fight them, but instead tolerates them and treats them as guests like the other demons coming to the hotel. It is here that Charlie matures and tries hard to see the good in everyone…but she also learns not to trust many demons (ironically trusting Alastor more as he helps out).

Alastor plans some more before he says “Stay tuned.”

“Episode 5”

Alastor’s plan slowly comes into being. He decides to stay behind 1 because he hasn’t been redeemed and 2 to heed to Lucifer’s concern about the dangerous archangels. (He still only cares for himself and isn’t in love with anyone.) Charlie and her friends reach the Heavenly Gates but are judged by the army of Archangels upon arrival. Only a few rich demons have access to Heaven and they turn into humans with wings or friendly bi pedal animals. The group barely escapes with their lives until Lucifer arrives and saves them…disintegrating the angels.

Charlie cries and tells everyone what happened. She reconciles with Vaggie but Lucifer interrupts them to take Charlie aside. He loses his patience and slaps her when she summons fire around her.

Charlie’s parents had been right about it being nearly impossible to get into Heaven but Charlie refused to give in. She argues that everyone deserves a chance and bursts into tears. Lucifer said “Maybe it’s for the best” to which Charlie replies “No it’s not!” Lucifer realizes that God and the Archangels are planning to arrive in several days. God and the angels think that if “redeemed” sinners entered Heaven, they could cause chaos and be spies for those in Hell. Heaven wouldn’t be able to use their effective fear tactics of killing demons once every year to reduce the population.

He believes that if Charlie hadn’t started all this, then maybe the mess wouldn’t have occurred. One of the angels appears to Lucifer and orders him to destroy the hotel in order to not encourage redemption from sinners who “deserve to suffer and stay in their place.” Lucifer complies (much to Lilith’s and Charlie’s protests) in order for the archangels to spare him and his family. (thankfully everyone is outside and the hotel is repaired later.) Charlie swears at her parents and runs away.

Charlie sings another lament (“Rainbows Fade Away”)

Outside, Alastor comforts Charlie after she’s upset that her plan failed. Charlie adds “I bet you’re happy that you finally got to see sinners fail.” Out of spite, Charlie steals her father’s apple staff and gives it to Alastor. Alastor takes Charlie into an empty radio studio. They kiss and share a song and dance. Charlie is assured that things will turn out right in the end.

Niffty captures Vaggie and Husk captures Angel while under Alastor’s spell. By the time Vaggie and Angel break free and get away, Charlie is nowhere to be seen. Niffty and Husk turn back to normal and apologize to them, explaining how they had made deals with Alastor in exchange for easier lives in Hell.

Alastor sings a jolly electro swing song called “Are you Ready?” (“Are you ready to change the world, dear?)

But then the song changes and Charlie soon realizes she’s in a trap. Alastor grins and holds up a knife…then it shows a brief flashback of a human Alastor murdering his victims in a forest. “Are You Ready” quickly turns darker. (“Are you ready to suffer and fail, my dear?”) Charlie finds herself surrounded by the shadow spirits. She tries to fight them off but Alastor lulls her to sleep and holds her prisoner in his interdimensional lair. When Alastor sees Charlie crying and saying “I trusted you!” he feels an odd feeling of guilt for his betrayal. He later holds her a spear-point in front of Lucifer and Lilith. Lucifer threatens to blast him to bits but Alastor offers to make a deal. The deal was: Charlie’s life and safety in exchange for the throne. Alastor orders both her parents to shake on it. Lilith does first and her dark power flows to Alastor. Lucifer engages in battle with Alastor but stops when a powerless Lilith is being choked by black tendrils.

Charlie rescues her mother and escorts her to a safe place. Alastor defeats Lucifer, takes his dark energy and soon takes over Hell.

God and the angels noticed Lucifer’s actions and would later send more Archangels down to cleanse one-fourth of the population, a larger number than before. The demons declare war. The overlords briefly work together to slow down the Archangels, Michael, Gabriel etc.

Alastor briefly enjoys slaughtering demons and angels to his heart’s content. (Alastor’s shadow had wanted this all along…for Alastor to release the dark shadow spirits and voodoo imps to consume the souls of demons and roam as they please. Alastor, the whole time, had let himself been manipulated by his shadow self.)

Alastor says “Stay tuned.”

“Episode 6”

Alastor later shows a change of heart when he notices Charlie and her friends struggling to fight the angels and overlords. He realizes that if he continues to be consumed by bloodlust and restlessness, than he will never see his mother and lose his only friendships with Charlie and her friends. He fights off his evil shadow and redeems himself…but his staff breaks, restoring power/souls to Niffty, Husk, and Charlie’s parents and making him powerless.

Charlie later frees Niffty and Husk and Alastor helped (once he fought off the evil influence of his wendigo shadow). Alastor defeats his shadow but his microphone staff breaks…leaving him powerless.

The final battle between Heaven and Hell. Lucifer and Lilith fight Michael and the other archangels. Lucifer has a change of heart and vows to help Charlie, once he realizes that sinners can be redeemed if the rules are changed. Those who die twice get sent to the void.

Alastor says “Stay tuned.”

“Episode 7: That’s a Wrap!”

In the end, Charlie and Vaggie go to Heaven and get married. Charlie becomes a mediator between the two worlds, having black angel wings and helping with redeeming sinners. Vaggie watches over people who get reincarnated back on Earth or helps them prepare for the void. Angel turns human-like and goes by Anthony, his human name, though he still enjoys Angel Dust. Vaggie discovers her human name; Vagatha and she turns into her Hispanic human self with dark wings. Husk discovers his human name: Hustle (for now) and turns cat-like with friendlier features. Alastor gets redeemed and turns into a light-blue suit wearing man with a light brown deer face, (with human hands) who reunites with his mother in Heaven after more than 100 years. Husk/Hustle finds new love in Heaven and Anthony/Angel, Molly, become role models to kids in Heaven. Lucifer and Lilith stay behind to rule Hell, their powers restored, but Charlie can visit both worlds. God agrees to let more people into Heaven after they proven themselves through various tests in the other Circles of Hell. The purges finally come to an end…a truce.

Alastor says with a laugh, “That’s All Folks…Or Is it?”

Note: This is if no one dies and everyone lives happily ever after. Who will actually survive, both in the show and in the unofficial episodes?

(Niffty was actually evil but that’s another story).

Charlie finishes with a final song (“At the End of the Rainbow”)

Bonus Backstory Episodes!

Angel (“Deviance, Drugs, and Determination”)

Alastor (“Murder On The Air”)

Husk (“The Game of Life”)

Vaggie (“Salvadorian Fighter”)

Niffty (“Hyperactive Romantic”)

Episode 1 (OST) (18 tracks)

“I’m Always Chasing Rainbows” (song)

“Spider Provider”

“Fifty Shades of Egg”

“Please Don’t Sing”

“Professional Bitch”

“Charlie’s Monologue”

“Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow” (song)

“We Have a Gay Spider”

“One Little Brawl”

“In the Arms of an Angel”

“Hey Mom”

“The World is a Stage”

“The Radio Demon”

“A Real Surreal Deal”

“This Little Darling is Niffty”

“This Little Darling is Husk”

“Alastor’s Reprise” (song)

“Sir Pentious Fucking Dies”

Episode 2 (UOST)

“Who Wants Some Jambalaya?”

“Things Can Go Well In Hell” (song)

“A Snake Returns”

“Evil Scientist”

“Science and Solitude” (song)

“I’m Ssso Evil!” (song)

“Life at the Hazbin Hotel”

“I’m Gonna Kill Them” (song)

“You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile” (song)

“Embrace Your Punishment”

“Familial Addicts”

“Sinister Spider Senses”

“Fuck My Life…Dust Myself Off” (song)

“Turf War Take Two”

“666 News”

“The King Arrives”

“Rich Eldritch Bitches”

“Royal Problems Are Shit” (song)

“Lucifer’s Fall”

“I Have To Try”

“Shadow Spies”

Episode 3 (UOST)

“Molly”

“Angel In Distress”

“Deadly Weapon”

“Crymini”

“Porn Studios”

“The Three Vs”

“Vile Victory Villains” (song)

“TV Time”

“A.I. Angel Attacks!”

“Washing the Brainwashing”

“Brawl of Two Overlords”

“Take a Gamble”

“Happy Valentino’s Day”

“Calvary of Kings”

“Lucifer’s Warning”

“There’s Good Inside You” (song)

“All News Is Bad News”

“Redemption and Rainbows” (song)

“More than a Husk”

“They’ll be Heaven-bound!”

“Two Unfortunate Souls”

“Conflicted”

“A World of Entertainment”

Episode 4 (UOST)

“Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel” (song)

“Hazbin Hotel”

“You’ll die of fun!”

“Clash of Authority”

“Hounds of Hell”

“Radios, Husk, and Angel Dust”

“Housekeeping!”

“I’ll Hold The Wine”

“You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile!” (song)

“Seeds of Doubt”

“What next?”

“Resist” (song by Lilith)

“Hell Band”

“A Real Killjoy”

“Rumor Has It”

“There’s Some Sunshine In Everyone”

“Foreshadowing in the Shadows”

Episode 5 (UOST)

“Strip For a Tip”

“Over The Rainbow” (song)

“Preparation For Paradise”

“No Sinners Allowed”

“Angels of Death”

“I…Failed?”

“Parental Problems”

“Everyone Deserves A Chance!”

“Broken Dream”

“Rainbows Fade Away” (song)

“Apple Of My Eye”

“You’re Not Going Anywhere”

“Appeal For Deals”

“Are you Ready?” (song)

“Creole Lullaby” (song)

“I Trusted You!”

“Do We Have A Deal?”

“Vengeance Is Best Served Burning”

“This Means War”

“Your Darkest Thoughts”

Episode 6 (UOST)

“Alastor’s Choice”

“Souls Are Freed”

“Part of Him Is Gone”

“Final Battle”

Episode 7 (UOST)

“At The End Of The Rainbow”

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theimpossiblescheme · 4 years

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I decided to jump on the bandwagon and start fleshing out some of my Cats OCs! Without even meaning to, I’ve amassed a small army of extra cats, but I want to talk about my two garbage boys first. The questionnaire I’m using belongs to @magical-marvelous-mistoffelees, and anyone else is welcome to join in the fun!

1. What is their name? Gender? General age?

Dionysus and Fleuryfling, male, young adult (around Plato’s age)

2. What are three adjectives to describe them?

Fleuryfling—exuberant, reckless, cruel Dionysus—calculating, amoral, mischievous

3. Do they have a human home or are they a stray?

Neither of them have human homes—they come and go as they please, but most of the time they live on Elmsmere Way with Macavity and his henchqueens.

4. If they have a human home, what is their home life like? If they are on the streets, what is life like for them?

Life for them is fairly difficult—the heavy traffic in London is the bane of their existence, so much that they dread venturing out to Piccadilly Circus more than anything—but they make the most of it. Their primary pastimes are staking out the fishing boats along the shore so they can get the first pickings of the day (bringing whatever they can back to Macavity, of course) and absolutely destroying whatever interesting, wealthy-looking houses they can find. And we’re not just talking a Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer-style smash and grab—they will turn the entire place upside down and probably trick the guard dog into putting his muzzle on a mousetrap.

5. What is their ‘role’ within the tribe, or what are they known for? (Ex: Tugger is the curious cat/rockstar, Gus is the theatre cat, Mistoffelees is the magician, Munkustrap is the Jellicle Protector, Jelly is seen as a caretaker, etc)

When they were still a part of the Jellicle Tribe, they were the resident pranksters. However, their pranks were a great deal crueler than the kinds of stunts Pouncival or their brother Tumblebrutus would pull, and they very often ended in other cats getting hurt. They never saw the big deal about it and thought the other cats were simply overreacting, but when Exotica got her front legs broken because of them, Munkustrap put his foot down and told them to leave. Now, they serve as Macavity’s newest henchcats (the ones we see in the stage version).

6. Who are their best friends? You can include characters from the show or tag other people’s OC’s. How popular are they?

They used to be rather close with Tumblebrutus, but the more unrestrained their pranks became, the less Tumblebrutus wanted to be associated with them and the more the brothers drifted apart. Fleuryfling, for his own part, has an enormous crush on Sparetta—one of the henchqueens—but Dionysus just tells him to keep dreaming. As for Macavity and the henchqueens, they mostly tolerate the two. Macavity thinks they’re useful idiots who will swallow anything he tells them and need an outlet for their shenanigans. Sparetta and Jokaste think they’re kind of cute, in the same way that a puppy who keeps peeing all over your carpet is cute. And Zampalesta and Fantazia think they’re annoying little insects who would be better served keeping out of everyone’s way.

7. What is their favorite food? Do they prefer human food or something they’ve hunted?

They both have a weakness for salmon. When they bring fish back to Macavity’s den, they hoard the salmon for themselves.

8. Do they have any accessories? Scars?Why or why not? Both of them wear arm and shoulder guards made of Ace bandages and shreds of old plastic, the better to protect them against attacks. Dionysus’s guard is bigger thanks to having his shoulder dislocated several times by Alonzo out on patrols. They also both have long scars across their chests—these were inflicted by Macavity after they botched one of his orders.

9. What style of dance do they work best in?

They’re both extremely agile ballet dancers and almost seem to float when they move when they put their minds to it. Cats who have been unfortunate enough to cross them would swear that their paws never make a sound when they walk.

10. Do they have any sort of magic? Do they fear magic?

They have what might be called a healthy fear of magic—they respect Macavity’s abilities, but they would hate to end up on the wrong side of them. Fleuryfling especially gets the willies every time he sees Macavity exercise his powers, but he’s careful not to say anything since he doesn’t want a matching scar across his back.

11. Any fears?

Other than getting on Macavity’s bad side, they’re pretty much fearless. That’s a huge part of what makes them so dangerous—they have no concept of consequences except where their new boss is concerned.

12. Do they believe in love? If so, what is their “type” and how do they act when they are in love? If not, then why?

Dionysus doesn’t—he’s always been the more cynical of the two and thinks of love as a kittenish waste of time. Fleuryfling does, but his views on love are very immature. He believes that love at first sight is the be-all end-all of attraction and that making a “relationship” work means persisting endlessly and never taking no for an answer. Whenever he’s trying to flirt with Sparetta, he lays it on very thick and pulls out an endless barrage of what he thinks are smooth and clever pick-up lines. Think of Angel Dust trying to hit on anyone in Hazbin Hotel, and you’re pretty close.

13. Do they personally know anyone who has gone up to the Heaviside layer? Do they believe in the Heaviside layer?

They can remember when their mother died (Tumblebrutus can’t because he was just a baby), but they don’t necessarily believe in the Heaviside Layer. If anything, they think the Heaviside is way too selective and only picks the cats the Everlasting Cat personally prefers to be reborn… in which case, they don’t want anything to do with the whole business. They hate most authority anyway, and in their minds there’s no worse authority than the Everlasting Cat herself.

14. Any passions or hobbies? (Ex: Dance, hunting, etc)

Besides their pranks—and they are absolutely indiscriminate in who they target and have even dumped oil paint on Zampalesta before—they’re both avid hunters. Dionysus has the better sense of smell, but Fleuryfling has keener eyesight.

15. If a song was sung about them at the Jellicle Ball, what would it be about?

Any song about Dionysus and Fleuryfling would definitely be about their reckless and mean-spirited antics and how much damage they can do. A harder prog rock song like “Run Like Hell” by Pink Floyd or “God Save the Queen” by the Sex Pistols would be the best match in style.

16. What are their thoughts on some of the main characters in the show? (Ex: Tugger, Munk, Jenny, you get to choose!)

The only cat they have any respect for anymore is Macavity because they believe he’s on “the right side of history”. Old Deuteronomy disowned him, Munkustrap and Rum Tum Tugger pretend he doesn’t exist at the best of times, and Demeter and Bombalurina are “ungrateful” for the “protection” the Mystery Cat gave them when they were still on the streets. Dionysus and Fleuryfling already hated the Tribe, Munkustrap in particular, for kicking them out, but now that they know Macavity’s side of the story, they hate the Tribe even more. And they want to help Macavity take back what’s his, no matter what it takes.

17. Do they have any secrets they are hiding?

While Dionysus has burned all of his bridges, Fleuryfling still has moments of missing Tumblebrutus. They used to have good times together, and he misses that. He feels sorry for him for still swallowing the Tribe’s “lies” and wishes he would get on “the right side of history” with the rest of his family, but if you twisted his arm, he’d admit that he still loves Tumble and wants him back.

#cats the musical #cats ocs #jellicle ocs #my headcanons #I'll have more of these as more ideas occur to me. :P

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snarkybluechristian · 5 years

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Hazbin Hotel: Angel’s Worst Day

Angel Dust could easily name the worst day of his life before the one that destroyed his heart. It was ironically the day he found out Cassie existed. His restored memories allowed him to remember that day perfectly. It was October 1928. Angel was only 18, but he had already found his own apartment where he could be apart from his father and his obnoxious older brother. He went straight there after a particularly grueling family meeting. As was his habit once he set foot in the door, Angel lit a cigarette and sat down on the couch with his mail. After sorting through some bills and advertisements, he found something that made him smile. It was a letter from Maggie. They had been in the habit of corresponding through letters since most days she was too busy with school to talk on the phone. Angel opened the letter and read its contents. As he read its contents, Angel’s eyes grew larger and his mouth dropped open. He didn’t even notice when the cigarette fell on the floor and fizzled out. In his shock, Angel grabbed his coat, bolted out the door, and drove straight to Maggie’s house. When he got there, he entered through the back lot and opened her back door to find Maggie eating a sandwich at a small table in her kitchen. Out of breath, Angel said, “Maggie…I got your letter…Is it true? Are you really…?” Maggie’s lips curled into a sad smile as she stood up from her chair and turned sideways. Her belly was poking out underneath her purple dress. She was pregnant. Angel almost fainted where he stood. Maggie helped him to a chair and tried to get him a glass of water, but he stopped her. “Don’t, Mag,” Angel said standing up and gesturing for her to get back in her seat. “You’re carrying a baby. You don’t have to wait on me.” “Thanks,” Maggie said. “This extra weight is killing my feet.” Angel grabbed a glass from her cupboard, filled it up with water from the sink, and chugged that glass as quickly as he could. After placing the glass in the sink, he sat down at the table in the other chair while Maggie continued to eat her sandwich. “Maggie, I really hate to ask, but are you sure it’s mine?” Angel asked after a moment of awkward silence. “Yes,” Maggie replied. “I haven’t slept with anyone since then. Besides, you were my first.” “Really? So, you mean for all that flirting you did in school, you never actually got any guy to…?” “Nope, you took my virginity. I didn’t tell you that cuz I didn’t wanna make you nervous.” “And here I took ya for a baby vamp,” Angel said smiling briefly before his face sank again. “Oh, my God…Mag, how long have you known?” “I found out about a week ago,” Maggie said as her brown eyes stared at the food in front of her. “I mean, I had noticed that I wasn’t bleeding as much and that I’d been gaining weight, but I didn’t think anything of it until I started upchucking in the john every morning. Last week, I finally went to see the doctor and he told me that I’m over four months pregnant…” “Jesus Christ…” “I did ask him about an abortion. He said that officially such a thing is forbidden, but unofficially, it’s too late. It’s alright, though. I’m Catholic. I don’t believe in abortion anyway. Besides, I’ve started warming up to the idea of being a mom…” Maggie looked up to see that Angel was resting his head on the table on top of his arms and not responding. “Angel, I’m so sorry…” Maggie started to say. “What do you have to be sorry for?” Angel interrupted. “Your body is just doing what God intended. I’m the stupid fag who didn’t use a condom and got ya knocked up.” Maggie sat back in her chair and said nervously, “Angel, I really hate to ask this cuz I know you ain’t the type to get insured, especially not to a girl, but I need some help here. I’m scared. Mom’s still workin’ as a nurse, and Daddy still works at that bank. They know, and they’ve told me I don’t need to worry about nothin’, but I know that’s a lot of bushwa. Money’s been tight lately, and the baby will make it harder. I’ve been asked to leave school since I’m showing, and I can’t go out again until after the baby’s born. I don’t know what I’m gonna do once the kid gets here. I’ve thought about moving away eventually to make things easier on my family, but I can’t do anything without cash. Look, I don’t wanna be a burden or nothin’, but I need some help here…” “Say no more,” Angel replied with a sigh. “This happened because I needed you to help me discover myself. I’ll help ya out.” “Thanks, Angel, you’re a real pal,” Maggie said biting into her sandwich in relief. “Just let me do some calculating and I’ll find out how much we need a month to support the baby. I’ll get back to work as soon as I can, so you don’t have to keep bearin’ the burden by yourself. Oh, my folks will be so happy. Hey! Where are ya goin’?” Angel had gotten up from his chair and opened the door heading to the rest of the house. He knew what he had to do, and it hurt like hell. “Angel?” Maggie asked again. “I’m goin’ to call my Dad, Maggie,” Angel said with pain behind his voice. “I’ll tell him we’re married so our family will support ya.” “What?!” Maggie yelled as her pupils dilated in terror. “Why?! Angel, you can’t! You told me your Dad was…” “A horrible and evil man?” Angel said turning back and lingering by the door. “Yes, he is, but what choice do we have? Neither of us has money on our own. He’d find out about you and our child eventually. It’s better that I tell him now and get it over with. Besides, we both know how the world is going to treat you if you remain an unwed mother. At least, this way, you’d be taken care of. After all, you could be carrying his heir.” “Angel, you don’t have to do this,” Maggie said getting up on her feet and walking over to him as quickly as her swelling feet would allow. “You don’t love me, and I don’t love you. You don’t need to lie to them. Forget about it. We’ll do somethin’ else. I don’t want the mob involved…” “Maggie, the mob got involved as soon as the kid was conceived,” Angel said in resignation. “There’s no way around it. We can’t keep this a secret. If I start wiring money to you often enough, my Dad will start asking questions. And if I don’t tell him, someone else will. Hell, depending on who else you’ve told, he might already know.” “But how?” “He’s the Don, Mag. He has sources everywhere. If he hasn’t, it’s best if he hears it from me and if I tell him we’ve taken care of it already. I’m sorry.” Maggie’s face sank as she sat back down and tried unsuccessfully to conceal a few tears. Angel reluctantly went to her living room, picked up the phone, and told the operator to call his Dad. He felt his stomach turn. Fortunately, Maggie came in and sat next to him on her couch for emotional support. Unfortunately, Angel’s brother answered the phone first. “Hey! Who is this?” he asked. “Eric, it’s me,” Angel said tersely. “Give the phone to Dad.” “What for?” “That’s none of your beeswax, Eric. I need to talk to Dad.” “What did you do? Did you fuck up and get arrested again?” “Like you’re one to talk. Look, could you stop futzing around and just get Dad please?” “Hold on. Dad, it’s Angelo…” Angel heard his father’s voice on the other line. Maggie gripped her hand in his while he told his Dad what had happened. The conversation was brief. His Dad was shocked and upset, as expected. Oddly enough, he wasn’t that angry when Angel said he wanted to support Maggie, but he acted oddly suspicious when he said that they had eloped already. He wanted to see them both. A few hours later, Angel and Maggie pulled up to his father’s house. They both got out of the car and stared for at the building for a while. He knew he was in for something terrible. She knew all the horror stories he told her and every story she had ever read about the mob and quaked in fear while holding onto his arm. “Maggie, are you alright?” Angel asked. “You’re kinda cutting the blood pressure to my arm here.” “I can’t do this,” Maggie said in a panic. “Talkin’ to you is one thing, but I’m talkin’ to Don Lucchese. He could kill me if I do anything wrong.” “Welcome to my world,” Angel said with a sad smile. Maggie kept shaking and started breathing hard, so Angel tried to swallow his own fear and took her arm in his. “Hey,” Angel said trying to sound as confident as he could. “We’ll be okay. We just have to pretend we’re married. That shouldn’t be too hard. Just let me do the talking, and if that doesn’t work, at least, we go down together.” Angel was never that good at being comforting. Maggie was on the verge of hyperventilating, so he hugged her sideways until she started breathing normally. When she started to calm down, Angel’s green eyes locked with her brown eyes as he said, “I swear to God I won’t let either of them hurt you. Okay?” Maggie smiled, nodded, stood up, and gasped in surprise. “What’s the matter?” Angel asked. “Angel, the baby just kicked,” Maggie said. “He’s never done that before.” “Really?” Angel asked putting his hand on her belly until he felt the kick. “Oh, my God. I feel ‘em. Dammit, he’s still goin’. He could be a fighter.” “Or, she could be a dancer…” Maggie said before they both heard Angel’s brother talking. “How much longer do you plan on keeping us waitin’, little brother?” they both heard Angel’s brother say. Angel and Maggie looked up to see Eric posed against the open door. He looked like Angel, but his eyes were icy blue and crueler, and his clothes were black and white and not as colorful as Angel’s were. “What the hell are ya doin’ anyway?” Eric asked spitefully. Angel smirked, squatted on the ground, rubbed Maggie’s abdomen, and said, “Not much. I was just thinkin’ about givin’ my new wife a hand job on the sidewalk in front of all your neighbors. I know how little action you get, so you can watch if ya pay me.” Eric’s face contorted in disgust while Maggie snickered quietly. “So, that’s the girl?” Eric asked without moving from the door. “She’s just a kid.” “She’s my wife,” Angel said in annoyance. “And her name is Margaret. You ought to treat her with respect.” “She’s far too cute for ya,” Eric said spitefully. “How much are you paying her to be seen with you, Ethel?” “Up yours,” Angel retorted standing up and wrapping his arm around Maggie’s shoulder. “Where’s Dad? He’s the one who wanted to see us.” “Inside his office,” Eric said as Angel took Maggie’s arm and they walked up the stairs onto the front porch and into the house. “Let me take her coat.” Maggie looked at Angel who nodded to show it was okay, and she let Eric take her worn coat and looked around the ornately-decorated home Angel had told her so much about. While Angel took off his coat, Eric slowly hung Maggie’s coat on the rack while staring her down mercilessly. Angel knew what he was doing. Eric was studying her and sizing her up. He always did the same thing whenever he met someone new. It was usually just annoying, but now that it was being used on his best friend, it was infuriating. “Take a picture,” Angel said throwing his coat on Eric’s head and walking over to where Maggie was. “It’ll last longer. Alright, hon. Let’s get this over with.” Eric tossed the coat on the floor, walked past them into the office down the hall, and said, “I’ll just let Dad know you’re here.” Maggie and Angel finally let themselves breathe once he was gone. Angel immediately noticed that Maggie was shaking. Angel rested his hand on her shoulder and said, “You’re doin’ really well, Mag. Don’t worry. We just have to talk to my Dad, pretend we’re married for about ten more minutes, and then we can leave and get you something you want. Just remember. Let me do all the talking.” Maggie turned to him with a sad smile and said, “You have a really nice house. It’s so big and beautiful. It’s hard to believe that you had such a miserable life here. I suppose it’s like what Jesus said about the white-washed tombs.” “That’s one word for it,” Angel said lighting a cigarette. “Angel, will our baby grow up like that?” Maggie asked turning around to face him. “How involved do you think your family’s goin’ to be? Because if the baby’s goin’ to have to endure that, I feel like I should attempt an abortion.” Angel paused while puffing on his cigarette. That was a question he was afraid to answer. Nevertheless, Angel pulled the cigarette out of his mouth and said, “From my experience, it depends on what the baby’s gender is. If he’s a boy, my Dad’s gonna try to groom him into the next Don. But if she’s a girl, I imagine he’ll just throw money at her and ignore her like my poor sister Molly. Women don’t work for the mob, so he doesn’t have much use for them. Wish I could give you better news. If he’s a boy, I hope to God he isn’t a fag like me or his life is gonna be hell. Lord knows I’ve had a hard enough time hidin’ it from my family. I don’t wanna know what they’d do to him…” Maggie snatched the cigarette from Angel’s hand and started puffing on it herself. “I’m sorry, Mag,” Angel said sadly. “I’ve screwed you in more ways than one…” “It does no good to cry about it now,” Maggie said handing him back the cigarette. “We’ll have plenty of time for that later. Let’s just focus on getting out of here alive. But if we make it, you owe me a real handjob and a night on the town.” Angel chuckled quietly under his breath and said, “Mag, if we make it out alive, I’ll treat you like a goddamn queen.” Eric finally shouted down the hall, “You lovebirds can come in now!” “Finally,” Angel said snuffing out his cigarette on an ashtray and taking Maggie’s arm again. “Buck up, sister. Here, we go. Whatever you do, don’t let him see you scared and don’t let him see you cry.” The two of them walked down the hall into Don Lucchese’s office at the end of the hall. It was a luxurious office complete with paintings, a fireplace, bookshelves, a large desk, large office chairs, and the whole shebang. Angel hated that place, and he hated the brawny, 42-year-old sitting smugly in his red leather chair even more. Don Lucchese stared at Maggie and her growing belly with sick delight while Eric gloated from his spot leaning against the wall next to the desk. Maggie looked away and fidgeted uncomfortably while Angel wrapped his arm around her shoulder to try to calm her down. It was all he could do to hide his disgust. “You wanted to see us, Dad?” Angel asked to get his attention off Maggie. “Of course,” Don Lucchese said reaching his open hand out towards Maggie. “Why wouldn’t I want to meet my daughter-in-law? What’s your name, dear?” “Margaret Walters,” Maggie replied cautiously handing him her hand. Once the Don had kissed her hand, he let go of her hand and said gently, “Sit down, Margaret. You look exhausted. You too, Angelo.” The pair looked at each other and quickly sat down in the chairs in front of the desk. Angel placed his hand on top of hers and said, “We eloped this afternoon. I’m gonna find her a nice place to stay and look after her and the baby, with your blessing, of course.” “Of course,” Don Lucchese said. “But I have a condition of my own.” Angel felt his heart drop and Maggie grip his hand more tightly, but he maintained his composure. “What kind of condition, Dad?” Angel asked. “Well, you actually have to get married,” Don Lucchese started. “Dad, what are you talking about? We are already married.” “Then how come none of my sources in the judiciary office saw you two come by?” Angel was stunned into silence, so Maggie blurted out, “It’s a common law marriage.” “Maggie!” Angel chided. Don Lucchese chuckled under his breath and said, “Can’t say I’m not disappointed. I’ve come to expect this from you by now, Angelo, but this time, I’m not letting you futz it up for the rest of us. After all, you may have sired my next heir. That’s something your brother can’t even do.” Eric averted his gaze to hide his shame. That movement wasn’t lost on Angel, but he felt no sympathy. “The family won’t accept an illegitimate child as my heir,” Don Lucchese continued. “So, you two have to get married…” “A common law marriage is as good as any,” Angel said crossing his arms in annoyance. “Why do ya care?” “To my colleagues, it’s the same as living in sin,” Don Lucchese replied. “Why did you lie to me about eloping in the first place? Are you hiding something, Angelo?” “It’s my fault,” Maggie interrupted. “Maggie…” Angel tried to chide. “That’s what he’s tryin’ to hide,” Maggie lied. “I’m a working girl and I’ve been working for a while because I wanted to save up for a proper wedding, but today, I was asked to leave and don’t have enough funds for it. Don’t be hard on Angel. He wanted to just elope. I was the stubborn one who wouldn’t listen. He was just tryin’ to save me the embarrassment. Lyin’ about it was my idea. I didn’t think you’d face us if we weren’t already married.” Angel pleaded at her with his eyes, and she glared back. Don Lucchese didn’t say anything, but he reached into his desk and pulled out an official-looking document. Angel and Maggie looked at it more closely and realized that it was a marriage license. “If that’s the case, dear, why don’t you two just sign this certificate?” Don Lucchese asked. “I had a judge sign it earlier, so all you two have to do is sign it and you will be considered married.” Angel and Maggie looked at each other again before Maggie said, “If it isn’t too much, I’d still like a wedding…” “That’s why we were asking for money,” Angel interrupted. “I want to have a small wedding with her.” Don Lucchese didn’t answer, so Eric answered for him, “Alright…Do what you want then…” “Oh,” Maggie said overdramatically moaning and rising from her seat. “I feel so ill. We’d better go home.” “Oh, yeah,” Angel said catching onto her cue and walking with her towards the door. “Just put the check in the mail. I’d better get her home. We’ll show ourselves out.” Angel wrapped his arm around Maggie to support her and whispered, “Maggie, baby, you were brilliant…” Maggie smiled at him before Eric slid in front of the office door they were about to exit. “What’s eating you?” Angel asked. “Are you sure you don’t want to just sign that document, Angelo?” Eric asked. “Of course, I’m sure,” Angel said in annoyance. “My future wife wants a wedding, so that’s what I’m gonna give her. Could you get out of our way now?” “Are you sure that’s the reason, little brother?” Eric asked cruelly glaring through them while raising an eyebrow. “Are you sure it’s not just because you don’t like skirts?” Angel felt his heart stop in terror but tried to hold his composure as he said, “I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about…” “Yes, you do,” Eric interrupted pulling the manila envelope out of a pocket in his coat. “Or is that not you in these pictures?” Angel swiped the envelope, looked inside, and saw the photos of himself dressed in drag and kissing men at different bars around Greenwich Village. Maggie audibly gasped. Angel’s face fell completely, and he started shaking. It was all he could do to not start panicking. “I’ve suspected as much for a while, little brother,” Eric said circling around, stopping behind Angel, and looking over his shoulder. “That’s why I had you followed. Psychologists would say you have a serious mental illness. But don’t worry, I’ve read that it’s pathological. It can be cured. You just need some electric shock therapy. We called some of our contacts at the sanitorium. They have a room waiting just for you…” “You didn’t…” Maggie said while Angel listened quietly and kept shaking. “No…” Angel whispered pathetically. “They’re waiting outside now,” Eric said with an even more twisted smile. “If you try to leave, they’ll put you away forever, Angelo, and you’ll probably never see the light of day again. But hey, at least, you won’t be making us look bad no more.” Angel felt some tears forming at the corner of his eyes. “You’re making a mistake,” Maggie lied stepping between him and Angel. “You have the wrong guy. He knocked me up. He ain’t no fag.” Eric turned to her and replied, “Save the lines, doll. I know you’re just a fluke. You think these are the only photos I have? I have more than enough evidence to put him away for a long time.” “You can’t do this…” Maggie snarled angrily. “Shut it, ya quiff,” Eric retorted getting his face close to hers. “Or, you go with him.” “I ain’t crazy,” Maggie retorted glaring back into his eyes. “I’m sure we can make up a reason…” Eric replied. “Eric, that’s enough,” Don Lucchese said. “You’ve made your point. We can’t hurt her.” Eric glared at Maggie one last time before backing away to resume his former perch. Don Lucchese pulled out a cigar, lit it, put it in his mouth, and said, “I must congratulate you, Angelo. You’ve found yourself a good doll. I ain’t seen many women willin’ to stand behind their men like yours has. Especially not in front of us. It’s a shame you ain’t attracted to her. She’s quite the livewire.” Angel was paying attention to everything even if he wasn’t responding to it. He wandered over to the window and peeked out to see if his brother was telling the truth. He was. “You can’t run away from this one, Angelo,” Don Lucchese said. “Either you make yourself honest or you leave with the men in white coats and your girlfriend loses custody of your son as soon as he’s born.” “You can’t!” Maggie yelled. “Pipe down, sweetheart,” Don Lucchese said. “Either you sign the document, or you lose the kid. It’s your choice. What’s it gonna be?” Angel lingered by the window staring at the white van in absolute terror, but he could hear Maggie walking to the desk and the sound her pen made when she signed the marriage license. “Now, it’s your turn, Angelo,” Don Lucchese said. “Angelo?” “The poor fag has lost his mind,” Eric mocked when Angel didn’t respond. “It’s a shame, too. She’s a looker. I guess I’ll do it.” “What?!” Maggie yelled sounding terrified. “But I don’t love you either…” Angel had enough. He walked away from the window and over to the desk with terrified anger behind his eyes. Don Lucchese saw him and didn’t say anything. “Darlin’, can you really afford to say no?” Eric cooed while he took the pen from Maggie’s hand and wrapped his arm around her waist while she tensed at his touch. “It’s alright, doll. I ain’t all bad. I’ll take care of ya. Just let me sign my name…HEY!” Without saying a word, Angel snatched the pen from his brother and shoved Eric off Maggie so hard that he fell on the floor. “Angel…” Maggie said in surprise. Eric quickly got to his feet and started to lunge after his brother, but Don Lucchese held up his hand and made him back down. Angel signed his name on the document, stuffed it in the envelope, grabbed Maggie’s hand, and pulled her behind him as he tried to exit the room. But before he could leave, Don Lucchese said, “Wait, son. Don’t you want your check? You’ll need to find yourselves a place to live.” Angel let go of Maggie’s hand and walked back to snatch the check from his father’s hand. Eric was standing close by and glaring proudly. The check was for $50,000. He stuffed it in the pocket of his coat and returned to Maggie. “Get somethin’ nice for the poor dame,” Don Lucchese said as Angel grabbed Maggie’s hand and exited the office. “For God’s sake, you knock her up and can’t even get her some decent clothes?” Angel fumed angrily as he grabbed both the coats from the rack, threw open the front door, and pulled Maggie out behind him. The men in the white van drove away as soon as they saw them exit the house together, evidently some previously agreed upon signal. When the van drove off, Maggie asked, “Angel…?” “Don’t say anything yet,” Angel warned quietly and fearfully. “Not while they can possibly hear us.” “Okay,” Maggie whispered as they finally made it to the car. Angel opened the passenger door and helped Maggie climb into her seat. Then once she was settled, he shut her door, opened the door behind her, and threw the coats and the envelope in the back seat. Once he shut that door, Angel saw Eric staring at him from the office window. He was still smirking proudly before he waved at him. It was nothing short of unnerving. Angel turned away without responding, entered his car, and drove away as quickly as he could. Everything was quiet between Angel and Maggie until they made it out of the neighborhood. The night was coming fast, and the streetlamps were coming on. Angel could feel Maggie staring at her, but all his focus was on holding everything together until they were a safe distance away. Even so, Angel felt tears escaping the corners of his eyes as he finally reached downtown. When Maggie saw them, she started sobbing. It was then that Angel parallel-parked the car next to the sidewalk. Maggie continued to cry as if nothing had changed. Angel hesitated for a moment before he finally said, “Maggie, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I was stupid. I was so fucking stupid. I should never have dragged you into this. I should never have called them. Now, you’re part of this too, and they’ll never let you go. I should have known they’d pull something like this. Mag, I’m so sorry…” “I ain’t cryin’ for me,” Maggie interrupted between sobs. “Angel, I’m cryin’ for you. I knew what you told me about them, but dear God…They were ready to throw you away in a heartbeat just because you wouldn’t sign a damn document. This is what you’ve had to live with your whole life, and now, you’re in deeper shit because of me…” “No, Maggie,” Angel said slowly losing control of his tears. “I’m the one who knocked you up. I’m the reason you’re now a Lucchese. I fucked things up for ya like I’ve fucked things up for myself my entire life…” Maggie stopped crying and just listened. More tears fell before Angel said, “I thought I was bein’ smart, Mag. I thought I was takin’ care of everything. I thought I was protectin’ myself. I thought I could keep myself from getting hurt. I thought I was smart enough to stay safe and get away, but it wasn’t enough. No matter what I do, they always find a loophole. And now, they have me by my fuckin’ balls…”

It was Angel’s turn to cry, and he finally did. He cried harder than he ever had in his life up to that point. The only time he would cry harder would be after Cassie’s death. Angel leaned on Maggie’s shoulder and released the pent-up pain his heart had felt practically since the day he was born. He didn’t know how long he sat there crying like that, but Maggie held him without flinching.

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