#he in the suitcase

[caveyscraft]

SuitCat? :0

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[usertoxicyaoi]

"So, this time, can your suitcase be put away?"

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE EIGHT.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “You know how you can tell that we just got home from our road-trip?”

Eddie flips the camera around and zooms in on Steve’s Nikes where they were kicked off at the front door, “Steve’s shoes.”

“Steve’s glasses,” He says, zooming in on the glasses sitting on the dining room table. “He’s never finding those again.”

“Also, Steve’s phone.” On the floor.

“Steve’s keys.” Also on the floor.

“Steve’s pants.” Inside out and thrown on the floor in the living room.

“And Steve,” Eddie says, zooming in on Steve passed out and snoring on the couch. He pans the camera down to the middle of his back to the cat, “That’s Joan! She missed us.”

Eddie flips the camera back around to him, sighs loudly before panning it down to Ozzy beside him, “Guess it’s up to you and me to unload the car, Oz.”

Ozzy walks off to lay down with Steve and Joan.

“Typical.”

[imperfectcourt]

Today I'm gonna spend my free moments thinking of Allison going pro and also creating her own fashion label and flicking her pony tail over her shoulder when people ask her how she does it all very "what, like it's hard?" But Then she also goes over to the other foxes houses whenever she's in the area and she eats an entire pizza on her own and splits a pack of beer with them and falls dead asleep on the couch in the ugliest way possible bc yea that's a lot of work and there's no place to unwind like home (with a fox)

[pankiepoo]

hi gang

[corallapis]

Faith is an energy, the specific emotional energy the creature needs to live. Every time the Doctor gets pally with someone, I have this overwhelming urge to notify their next of kin.

[here-comes-the-moose]

*right after Omega joined the family, thus replacing Crosshair as the baby*

Crosshair: *sulking*

Echo: Listen, just because there’s a new baby doesn’t mean we love you any less…

[wheucto]

this is what happened in ii16 right

[rawserhh]

doomed polycule

[hydrus101]

I can never decide if post-canon Arthur avoids meat in order to tamp down memories of Faust and the pits, because the act itself repulses him that strongly; or, if he avoids it out of guilt, because he liked it just a little bit too much.

[walpu]

Aventurine who gets all sulky and needy when you have to go for a work trip. He looks at you with a pouty expression when you pack your things and clings to you from behind, trying to get you distracted. If he could, he would reschedule all his business meetings and other work-related stuff just to accompany you but, sadly, all he can do is spam you with texts every hour you're away.

[phonification]

doodle dump because i will not finish these evar!!!!!!!!!!

[usertoxicyaoi]

"That's why I really don't want to see you moving around by yourself, carrying your luggage, from place to place."

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE SIX -> EPISODE EIGHT.

[glitterspaghettiketchup]

What's up with the ppl saying the contestants "aren't real". Yes they are?? Just because Mephone made them doesn't mean they're not real anymore.

Is Bot not real because they were made by Fan and Test Tube? Are Mepad and Mephone 4 and all the other Phones not real because Cobs made them? I don't think so! Why would that mean the contestants weren't real either?

Mephone doesn't control their personalities or actions, just the setting/their creation. Hell if we're going based on the interview flashbacks, Suitcase's voice has gone back to being deeper and Knife isn't as destructive anymore; they're capable of change, real change. Like they're not fixtures in time and space they're real people doing real things.

ALSO idk where else to put this but considering some of the things Cobs says to the finalists before dropping the twist i think he's 100% leaving shit out of it. This is just Act 1, it's not the end and i doubt they're gonna do a 180 and have Mephone be the main bad guy after this because that would lame af