#he knows everything

[devilevlls]

Who needs security cameras when you have Lucifer hearing everything through the walls?

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[doublxpresso]

*opens fan* im listening

[notafanjustpassionate]

max definitely created charles' first fan account, he knows every detail of charles' life

[louis-memes]

credit: lacs8607

[poke-me-with-a-stick]

Okay, I've been seeing prompts about a shape-shifting Danny au where he turns into a tuxedo cat and gets adopted by Damian.

But what if instead of a normal cat, Danny looks more like an actual ghost cat. A tuxedo cat, but the black is bright neon green instead, matching his eyes perfectly. You cannot tell me that Damian Wayne would not take one look at a cat that looks like it rolled around in a Lazarus pit and go 'mine now'.

He takes Danny home with him, after earning his trust, and hides it from the batfam as long as possible. It kinda helps that his new feline friend can walk through walls, turn invisible, and fly. But being in a house of detectives, he gets found eventually.

Damian refuses to let them run any tests on Cat Danny, and of course this frustrates the whole family because 'what if it's dangerous, we don't know if it wants to hurt us, what if its not even a cat? What cat glows neon green?' Eventually Danny shifts back and tells Damian the truth, and after the shock of that the two of them try to see how long they can keep up the cat act before someone in the family realizes that not only is this not a normal cat, it's not even a cat at all.

It all comes to a head when Ghost Cat Danny meets Previously Dead Jason Todd.

[speakofcompersion]

Caption @ taeminisguilty: "real reason they don't let him mc anymore"

[texasthrillbilly]

Funny, innit, how similar the Venchmen look to Venturian?

Do you think Killinger knew?

[thoughtsofananon]

AUGUSTUS-

[anonymous-fartist]

My boyfriend wanted me to post his piss kink art

[antis0cial23]

TG:M HEAD CANNON # 1

Bob knows everything about everyone and fights the urge daily to not kill them or spill every single one of their secrets. Half the time, they don’t even know how Bob knows. Enjoy a small one shot.

Example: Rooster sat at the bar, fingers tapping his bottle of beer. He and Hangman had been going back and forth all evening, some might even call it sexual tension, but he was totally straight. Totally. Right? The tension, of unknown origin, was ruining everyone’s night because of its constant presence. Bob walked over to Rooster, peanut shells in hand. Bob, making his presence known, threw the shells at Rooster.

“The fuck man!” Rooster said, brushing shells off the table and himself, looking wide eyed at Bob. Now Bob was always nice. Well, correction. Nine times out of ten nice. But today was that one. The one where Bob was fed up and wanted the two cocky bastards to either fight or fuck. He didn’t care which. Bobs look was judging and could almost be considered a glare, but Bob was to nice to glare, right? Rooster got worried by that look.

“Either you and Hangman shut the fuck up and stop ruining everyone’s night or I tell the group about the time in Junior high where a girl asked you to kiss her and you ran away crying because you thought she said kick her.” Bobs eyes held nothing but seriousness, while Rooster just looked shocked.

“How in the fuck do you even know that. I haven’t told anyone that! Honestly forgot it even happened besides those weird time at two am where you think about all your life’s mistakes.” Rooster said, voice still holding surprise, his talking speed doubled.

“I have my ways.” Bob spoke, waiting for his decision. Rooster raised his hands in defeat, even more scared of the WSO’s powers now that he had experienced them first hand. Never piss off bob…

[intoapuddle]

dan memes 2022 aka fourth wall? what fourth wall?

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Oh Azra is 100% using Jude. Free him from these clout chasers I begggg!!!!

He needs to free himself but he don't want to be saved

[certainlynotlost]

big buff remus lupin makes no sense bc when would the chronically-in-pain academics-focused library-rat pathetic little man find time to exercise, pleaaaaaase i'm BEGGING

[deancaslover]

I'm sorry but I stopped reading that fanfic because apparently Cas doesn't know what an alpaca is.

[ask-the-celestial-family]

hey golden not to spill the beans or anything but since sun got pregnant from the same thing that happened to star should we maybe check on that with star?

I know about Ultraviolet. I'm a god. Sun doesn't know that I know, though. As for Star, I put up magic preventing that while I was checking him and making sure he was okay. -Golden Freddy🐻

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN