But like literally imagine Kirishima or someone knowing Dragon King Bakugou is still a virgin, so as an offering they bring him you.
You’re a vicious little thing really, trying to fight these huge hulking men with no weapons but your bare hands. Your nails already caught the side of Sero’s face as he’s sporting some pink scratches that look more like the claws of a kitten than anything else.
And it isn’t like you have anything left to fight for— your friends, family and village are gone. Reduced to nothing but burning embers from the flames of the King’s loyal dragon.
But here you are, displaying the fight that is still very much alive in you as Bakugou stares down at you in a mixture of confusion and admiration. Smirking at the marks you’ve left on Sero’s face as you struggle against Kirishima’s hold.
And he just doesn’t know what to do with you?? Like this big, strong, powerful hulking man doesn’t have a clue.
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i haaate the unsurety of genshin ages … i’m convinced lyney is an adult (even a weirdo nation like fontaine couldn’t put him on trial for a crime that occurred before he was born and they say the disappearing women happened 20 years ago) but sometimes i am still hit with the fear… what if he’s not….
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Day 5 of Daiya Week: Pet|Date
From one of my many talentswaps. Taka's the Ultimate Breeder and Mondo's the Ultimate Prince
Daiya wanted to see the bot his brother's in love with and will never let him live it down
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I love how Terminator Uncle just uses a moderately angled stick as his weapon. It’s like carrying around a pool cue and stabbing people with it. There’s something particularly brutal about stabbing people with objects with a rounded edge.
He’s like Don’t mess with Sarah Connor - I mean, Fan Xian!
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Ur telling me the “Kim” person from the little disco detective video game is a dude…? And he’s supposed to be cis?????
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my dads mansplaining is too much lately he just told me sí is Spanish for yes
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hes trying not to out the both of them on live television
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Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.
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