#he’s mine I’m his <3

[faerieprincessslut]

I wanna put a leash on this man. Have him on his knees. Worshipping and begging to eat my dripping pussy. I've got one of my hands tightly holding the reigns of his leash. Taunting him. One hand stroking my pretty clit. He’s desperate. He’s pathetic. He’s mine <3 my stupid pathetic man, desperate to eat my petty princess pussy. Desperate to eat it. So hungry. Starving. Needy. Begging to devour me. I tell him “you’d be lucky to just a taste, lucky to get a lil lick at it” laughing, laughing that turns into moaning, stilling stroking my clit in his face. It's so hot when he's such a pathetic hungry dog yet so trained he wouldn't dare defy me... he's learned it doesn't end well tee hee

[vvitchering]

Literally where was the fancy masquerade ball wyllstarion quest line in bg3???

The party has to infiltrate a fancy ball for plot reasons and Wyll and Astarion are the only two in the group with any relevant high society experience and therefore have the lowest chance of getting found out and caught.

They show up as a couple dressed incredibly glamorously and Astarion manages to pick pocket everyone in the room while being stared at the whole night because wow he and Wyll really do look Good together. Astarion isn’t the best dancer but Wyll expertly leads him through a few waltzes.

Astarion is dressed too slinky to hide the loot on himself so he slips it all into Wyll’s jacket under the guise of cuddling up close to him as they dance. Wyll minds this a lot less than he anticipated.

Finally the event ends and they make it out unscathed and the rest of the group meets up with them in a nearby alley. They walk up to Astarion with his hands up Wyll’s shirt and they’re all like OHHHHH??? 👀 and Astarion pulls out all the jewlery he nabbed like relax you heathens.

It’s one of their most successful heists. As they’re heading back to camp, Astarion kisses Wyll very sweetly as thanks for a fun night out 🩸🗡️

[learnelle]

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[apotelesmaa]

Too many people want tsukasa to be viewed as socially cool. I think we need to accept that the only kind of cool wxs member is emu who befriends idols joined like 400 clubs and knows almost everyone. Emu has a million friends & most of the lines other characters have abt her are like “emu :)” meanwhile the lines abt tsukasa are all like “he is so weird.” & you want to pretend he’s cooler than her… be so serious…

Nene is also Lame & Rui is only cool to other nerds (gestures at pandemonium npcs). Crucially Tsukasa is an annoying theater kid. No annoying theater kid is popular or cool in highschool. It is central to his character and him being a weirdo who (canonically!) gets no bitches & yet somehow knows major celebrities is one of the funniest and most endearing things about him. Guy who in canon goes to school and people are like “it’s this weirdo again (sees he’s with rui) oh fuck oh no.”An (friends with everyone) & Akito (guy on sports teams) are the only cool characters at Kamiyama.

[rustyreveries]

happy autism acceptance month!! i doodled salad to celebrate <3

he’s one of the best unintentional autistic reps imo

[bbreaddog]

The garage door was still open

[seoz-seoz]

It was 4/20 yesterday, and I was thinking about how each of these idiots would act when stoned, and i was laughing so fukcing hard even though I was totally sober

my crack thoughts on these silly dudes under the cut

Initially, I was just inspired to draw stoner!sasuke bc I was listening to the song "found God in a tomato" and thought of sasuke getting high and having the experience in the song… bc he loves tomatoes..... XD idk but he’d definitely be weird as fuck and more talkative when he’s high. it’d be so fun to talk to him. I linked the song at the bottom of this post.

Naruto is kind of an idiot (but we love him) and has very low tolerance but doesn't take that into account and every time he smokes, he goes straight from giggly to totally fucking stoned out of his mind and stares at the wall/floor/ceiling/etc for hours

Kakashi is pretty much like his normal self, but just... much happier, lol. Wow that’s kinda dark bye

Obito is just there chilling on the couch manspreading in his boxers and acting like a fucking chad. He's always like "aight I'm taking my shirt off" and everyone else groans

Ps Here's the whole canvas with all of my insanity included on it 🙃 this is somehow how all my sketch pages end up, totally covered in my ramblings

[seancefemme]

saint & soldier

[pretentiouskneecaps]

Jamie not conditioning his hair… that’s how you know it’s dire

[theladyfae]

the way i was so taken by konstantin’s twisted obsession with vasya for the first two books and how it culminated at the beginning of the third but then the second i got to Those book 3 scenes i was like. oh. like, i get why people are insane abt him and medved now. me too, even.

[designernishiki]

y3 has made me feel many things but one of the things that lingers with me the most about it is how majima takes every possible opportunity and makes every possible gesture to say “please don’t leave me alone again, please take me with you when you leave, I WANT to be right next to you when you need me, I’ll literally do anything for you, just don’t leave me alone again” always indirectly but in strong enough ways that i think it’d be obvious to anyone paying attention EXCEPT Kazuma Kiryu, The Densest Man On Earth, who he’s pleading to in the first place. it’s. frustrating to watch. someone needs to grab kiryu by the shoulders and tell him. for the love of god. this man loves you so much and you keep leaving him when all he wants to do is help you and be with you please just take him to okinawa oh my god

[bimbosupreme]

👻

[angelbesideme]

tankhun in his 🧸 robes

[ladychandraofthemoone]

Happy (Late)9/9 Day!!

(Have the two nines interacting. Poor Donnie is so lost on Fred’s slang.) Fred prefers the company of animals to people/humanoids so their convo goes like this: Fred to Dilly: So rumors been going around that a duck took a crap on the establishment? Dilly: Quack. Fred: Heh. Metal, I salute you.

[pastelliek]

"I didn’t ask That is LOVELY, now, if you’d listen," Steven said through gritted teeth, his face burning from rage as he attempted to catch your attention.

[ljesaw]

it’s with depression that i fear i have to say, i think for a long time (too long really), zuko doesn’t reach out to his uncle during his retirement in ba sing se, not even for the much needed guidance he could use, because he considers it part of the exhaustive list of reparations the fire nation (and he himself) owes