#he’s so cute and oblivious

[dovewingkinnie]

I like to think that Gangle is so infatuated with Caine that it's enough to shatter her sad mask whenever he indulges her

same gangle

[obamerzslop]

Playin Pocky. Also first kiss, it happened guys!

[darlingod]

Jude in QoN: “Of course it was a trick” That’s what you said.

Cardan:

[general-dweebous]

I love the idea of Gale being totally oblivious to reader’s crush on him

How they’d spend hours together just reading at the library, book shopping, talking about a shared favorite subject, or sometimes both doing work or something else independently but enjoying the company of having one another near

How reader would remember little things about him, such as a favorite treat, and the next morning after a particularly rough day he’d see that favorite treat sitting on his desk with a little note inscribed “in hopes to cheer up my favorite Dekarios”

The way reader would smile softly at him, eyes practically gleaming as they listen to one of Gale’s stories

Or maybe how on a holiday or birthday, reader would gift him the exact book he’s been looking for- or maybe even the first edition of one of his favorites, and lights up when Gale raves about the gift to everyone he possibly can, making sure to give the reader the warmest happiest hug possible

The best part.. hear me out- would be that Gale is smitten with reader too. He’s never given it a chance because he hasn’t picked up on the (painfully obvious) clues, and assumes reader only views him as a friend.

It isn’t until one evening when the gang is together at the tavern that Astarion and Karlach tease Gale for staring at reader from across the way like a puppy.

“They’re quite remarkable, aren’t they?” Leaning slightly across the table to his friends with a smile and flushed cheeks. “Any man would be lucky to gain their affections. …Do you think I could?”

You just know that Karlach and Astarion would immediately (comically..) look at eachother in disbelief. Imagine the possible conversations that would follow informing Gale of how awfully oblivious he’s been.

[danmeichael]

hualian would really be so fucking insufferable if you had to hang out with them. someone bumps into xl's shoulder and hc has to be physically restrained while xl talks him down like he's gentle parenting a little cornchip dog that likes to chew on shoes instead of a feral wolverine with a sexual fetish for killing anyone that's mean to it's boyfriend.

and this happens every time you guys go out for coffee.

[zabiume]

Thinking about how ichigo is so tsundere towards orihimes bread

he just loves teasing her because she gets so worked up about it and he thinks it's cute, but he can't say that out loud because omg people will know, so he just nonchalantly pulls her leg every once in a while and secretly enjoys the way she roasts him back.

meanwhile chad and uryu are just sitting there like 👁👄👁

[greg-montgomery]

bau!reader coming to work and finding a sticky note with puns about coffee (or any other topic of your choice) not knowing its from hotch. every time he watches from his office just to see her giggle (hope this is okay; if its too long you can edit it)

You’re brew-ti-ful.

That’s what was written on the sticky note attached to a coffee cup, which was waiting especially for you that morning.

You looked around you, trying to figure out who left it for you, but no one looked suspicious.

Taking a sip from your coffee though, you realized that it was your exact order. The person who left it for you, knew exactly how you liked your coffee. Which meant that this person was someone who knew you. And most importantly someone you knew.

You heartbeat started to race at the thought of who you wanted that mystery person to be. But the rational part of your brain made sure to remind you that the man you were secretly - and madly - in love with, would be the last person in the world to leave a cute pun about coffee on a sticky note for you.

- -

And just like that, the cute messages quickly became a part of your routine.

You’d arrive at the office every morning full of excitement and curiosity to see what the next pun was gonna be.

I like you a latte.

Where you bean all my life?

It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.

“What got you giggling, sweetheart?” Morgan asked you one day.

You turned to face him with a huge grin, showing off that day’s sticky note.

You mocha me very happy.

“Secret admirer?” he raised his right brow, grabbing the small piece of paper  from your hand.

“That’s right,” you said, stealing it back. “And they seem to be the sweetest person in the world,” you continued, bringing the note close to your heart with a dreamy smile.

“Hmm…looks like someone is also getting a little crush on this mystery person,” he teased you.

“Maybe…” you whispered, sitting down.

Morgan walked back to his desk but his eyes caught Hotch staring at you with a sweet and soft smile; a smile he had never seen that man give anyone else. If he suspected him for anything, he didn’t say.

--

“Another one!” you exclaimed, running to your desk. JJ and Spencer followed you, laughing with affection for your excitement.

“What does it say?” Spencer asked.

“Aww…it says: You warm my heart.”

You were too busy staring at the sweet message to hear your friends gossip about you.

“Look at him. He’s staring at her again,” Spencer whispered in JJ’s ear, trying to get her attention by softly hitting her side with his elbow.

She spotted him inside his office looking at you like he was under a spell.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Hotch smile that much before.”

Spencer laughed and focused his gaze on you again. “And to think she’s a profiler…Yesterday she told me how bad she wishes it’s Hotch, but how that would only happen in her dreams. I can’t believe how oblivious they both are.”

“Well…love does that to a person,” JJ said with a smile.

“Maybe we should tell them. Isn’t it kinda mean that we all know and aren’t saying anything?”

“No, this is way too fun,” she laughed. “We all know these two won’t manage to stay away from each other for much longer anyway. Plus it will be the perfect story to share on their wedding day.”

pt.2

send me aaron thoughts <33

[dustteller]

Esen is clingy, and Ouyang WILL complain about it (very loudly!), but he's half-laughing and not pulling away, so Esen will count it as a win.

[butch-with-a-deep-voice]

When I realize well after the fact that a hot femme was in fact flirting with me

[someonetheelusivefangirl]

Wrightworth/Narumitsu Fic Rec!

Want some tipsy bois?

Enjoy watching with exasperation and incredulity how competently these two can miscommunicate??

Like watching Edgeworth get flustered as he tries his best to express his feelings???

Love the anticipation of waiting for Phoenix to have the "OH..." moment and use their one shared braincell????

Then please read 'pari delicto, pari passu (equal fault, equal footing)' by griffonage (@franzvska)!

Wrightworth/Narumitsu Masterpost

[teddybeartoji]

kunikida with a dorky boyfriend. send tweet.

[seraphdreams]

that collection of cute little pink shorts you reblogged gave me ideas... say if Ran comes over to watch a movie and we're sitting on my bed, it would be so easy for him to reach between my legs, move the shorts to the side just a bit to discover I'm wet and not wearing anything under 🩷 then he'd play with my clit

and that’s the exact reason why you wear them . . . easy access ! here he was thinking you both were innocently gonna watch a movie together but he can’t help but notice how your ass looks so fucking good in those little shorts, hugging your hips in the right way and leaving just enough to the imagination that he wants more . . . of course he lets his hands “mindlessly”roam the lower half of your body — from your waist to your hips, under the soft elastic of your waist band and- oh, no panties? you’re definitely doing it on purpose. the evidence of your slick dampening the seat of the shorts goes unnoticed under the guise of your dark room, with the only light being emitted from the tv screen. . . but he can feel it.

he can feel just how wet you are and how you continue to get even wetter with just a few faint circles to your clit. it’s adorable the way you whine at his touch as if this wasn’t the plan all along. . . the sounds of your sloppy cunt only arouse him more by the second, so it’s truly not his fault when he pulls you on top of him, your cunt hovering over his mouth with your cute little pink shorts pushed to the side.

what a shame :( you truly liked this movie. . . it’d probably be best to rewatch it when you get done falling apart from ran’s dexterous tongue.

[pedi-bug]

ok, ok, I have this terukaneaoi au where akane dies and wakes up in the 80s and to which he then continues living life in the past (after many confusing realizations) and then meets the schools messiest relationship known to man in the process; teru and aoi, everyone knows how much arguments they get into yet they still look great together. akane somehow manages to get close to aoi (with the help of nene since akane kinda got attached to her since shes the only one to know about his situation). aoi is interested by akane and wants to know more about him while akane is like, literally in love.

while with teru, he finds out about this and like the great boyfriend he is, he of course, somehow (intentionally) meets akane and gets really angry at him. (he's just jealous; he really cares about aoi and is just afraid she will leave him), akane is confused, aoi stops teru from doing anything else and from then on, anytime aoi hangs out with akane (which is a lot of the time since aoi has no one else she actually likes to hang out with unless it's akane or nene) teru comes along.

akane and teru have a rocky view of each other but teru eventually becomes fond of akane (which takes a long while, in the meanwhile they have lots of petty arguments and relentlessly make fun of one and another, aoi has to force them to get along).

[loreofpalmhair]

i helped this guy at work today and something about the way he looked at me and gave this awkward smile made my heart flutter?? i hope next time he comes in he asks me out which is something probable and likely to happen

[gardensprout]

James: “Like she’s a shark and you’re an oblivious fur seal.”

Oliver: “Why is that the word everyone’s using to describe me lately?”

James: “Who else called you a fur seal?”

[just-jordie-things]

Hi!

I had a thought yesterday and I can't get it out of my head ʘ‿ʘ

Imagine having a giant crush on Megumi, and even though you flirt with him occasionally, your relationship remains platonic, UNTIL! Sukuna takes over his body and sees the way you look at Megumi.

S: "You like what you see, Babe?"

You: "Hell yeah. I've always found Megumi attractive. But I didn't know tattoos and combed hair would look so sexy on him."

Megumi inside Sukuna: "😳😳"

And once Gojo frees him and he has his body back he'll find you, pin you to the wall and say, "I heard I'm hot with this haircut?"

And you are a blushing mess underneath him.

That's all! Just wanted to share couse Sukuna in Megumi is giving me thoughts THOUGHTS

LMFAOOO but i love the idea of megumi taking his body back just to go “WHAT” bcuz he’s had a crush on you this whole time and didn’t take your flirting seriously and he’s not missing his chance now !!!!!

i firmly believe once megumi is certain how you feel for him that there’s no way you could keep up with cute flirty banter, he’s too hot when he’s cheeky and being a tease ☺️☺️☺️☺️ (actually blushing thinking abt this)