#he's a pathetic little man

[caeruleums]

open to: women, 25 and over (trans inclusive!)

plot: august used an esc0rt app to hire your muse to be his fake wife.

"i asked for someone who looked like wife material. you are... definitely... very, very hot. are you the wife-est looking one in your, uh, little... group? a brothel? there's no way you guys call yourselves a brothel, right?" he cleared his throat, clearly overwhelmed by how attractive she was. there was no way his insanely large italian family was going to believe she would marry a twerp like him. "do you give head? like, how much does that cost? just curious. i mean, i'm not interested in head. sorry⸺i talk a lot when i'm nervous. if you need to punch me in the mouth to shut me up, i give you full permission to do that."

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[canisalbus]

Yeah sorry I drew this.

Hope you feel better soon ♡

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[ryllen]

" so don't yell at me if i suck " x

[thefrogdalorian]

I love how every time this big scary intimidating former bounty hunter who supposedly terrifies everyone he meets has been shown without his helmet, he's just a slightly pathetic [affectionate] little meow meow underneath all of his big scary armour

Awwwww, big scary Mandalorian, what are you gonna do now....

.... cry? 🥺

You don't look so scary now, you sad little cat [affectionate]

[antisocial-author]

I love Devil May Cry because you start out with Dante and you're like "wow this guy's an idiot. surely his brother isn't nearly as dumb as him" and then it turns out that Vergil is infinitely more stupid

[epiicaricacy-arts]

i played the babygirl grim reaper visual novel expecting to get murdered but instead all i got was this grown man i call my girlfriend

can you tell i REALLY like the intro cutscene 🙂 i am so very normal about the visuals hahahahahahahahahaha

[madbalalaika]

[walmart-miku]

ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.

Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.

MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.

[niccoguedes]

BABY SAID...

ty!

Hello, thank you for the support on my BG3 fanart. 🔥❤️

Some of you asked for individual full shots of them, so I decided to make it. There's an interesting suggestion with Shadowheart and Karlarch I might do as well...

"Can I use it as wallpaper/screen cover?"

Sure. Just don't remove my signature or modify the drawing.🤘

"Can I print it on my own?"

If possible, please consider supporting me via INPRNT. If you can't, ofc, I won't hold you, go on, print it and later drop me a coffee at ko-fi, darling! You can also share some cents via paypal. Send pics as well of your achievement. For personal use only. 🔥

"Can I print it to sell, use commercially?"

No. Unless you pay me 100kUSD.

🇧🇷"Tem print?" Sim. Só me enviar comprovante de 50$ no pix: 51648094000140 e endereço de preferência para o e-mail: niccoguedes @ gmail.com . Envio no tamanho A4 com rastreio.

[guillotine-drop]

Gage is definitely contender for the funniest Fallout 4 companion because he’s such a sad little kind of ugly loser of a man, who basically everyone in Nuka-World either hates or just dismisses every time he opens his mouth, and who will spill his guts to you at the first opportunity just to tell you about how shitty and sad his life is

“Yeah I think I’ll just be the guy behind the Overboss pulling the strings” shut the fuck up you’re my pet now boy. Put the collar and maid dress on

[unepersonnelouche]

Doodles that started in class, and ended up way prettier than I had planned

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Okay but if mbj can't see beneath the baps how does he look at sqh?

He is Hoisted. Held in one hand, as he should be.

[fizzytoo]

Andrés (he/him) for @birdietrait's coven :D

it's been too long and he doesn't remember his age

he does remember to change his name frequently. he hasn't decided on a surname yet

prefers the company of books and cats to other humanoids but he does have a few odd friends here and there that will drop by on a whim. which he hates btw. if you're coming over, he needs to be warned well in advance.

when you do come over, you must bring a treat

he isn't particularly talented as a vampire, just all the normal quirks like turning into a bat and hypnosis (which he never really mastered).

when it comes to hunting, even after all these years, he isn't particularly talented at that either.

he will make an effort to turn into a bat the second he's being inconvenienced by his guests or a coven meeting.

stubborn but easily won over by sweets and affection

likes frills and lace and pretty things. he was a tailor at some point, still sort of is but he's particular about his clientele.

[ballisterboldheart]

[pathetic little meow meow voice] i'm not a villain!

[alastorsfuckassbob]

lucifer morning star is built like a fucking muppet- no nose just a circle with a mouth on it and some beady little eyes-

LOOOK!