#he's feral!!!! oh lawd

[my-hero-lemillion]

IZUKU?!

[feralmoonlight]

This. This is not something you wanted to see in the water. Alone. Without Sun and Moon to protect you. This was bad. Oh boy... ---

True colors and an alternate lighter version under the cut.

[babyblankyerror]

I always imagine Feral!Spidey doing this little dumb walk so…

[klirk-hammurton]

What better way to announce my return than with a good ol' thirst post

[gloxk]

just sitting here high asf thinking about getting the sloppiest head from aot guyzzz…*HEAVY ASS SIGH* let me wish upon a star hoping someone could write about this for me…*LONG HEAVY EXTREME SIGH.*

⁺ 　 . ✦ Favorite eaters ⁺ 　 . ✦

(Eren Y. Armin A. Connie S.)

A/N: ugh yes girl ik the feeling … im to sitting here wondering how nasty eren would eat the kitty…BUT ANYWAYS TYSM FOR 600!!! NEXT STOP 700!!! AHHH!

Synopsis: Aot men as your favorite eater.

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♡ Eren ♡

Ughh omg..Eren giving you nasty head after he pissed you off…The type of head that makes you run away in shame!!!

“Givin me an attitude ain’t gonna get you anywhere, you know better den that.” Eren scoffed, while tossing a blunt over to you.

Oh boy how he was so undeniably wrong.

You could tell Eren was unamused with your bullshit. He wasn’t taking you ignoring lightly at all.

“You gon fix it or am I, figure it out.” he whispered in your ear. You stood on what you dished out, you weren’t fixing shit.

You chuckled at him in response, how stupid he was to think you were going to pipe down.

That was until he found his way between your thighs..

One hand tangled in his brown locs and the other one holding a blunt. Best combo..

You lazily rutted against his tongue while his piercing twirled against your puffy clit.

It was so hard to look him in the eyes after he made you cum on his tongue 3 times.

“Still got an attitude baby?”

Let’s just say..you ain’t had one after that.

♡ Armin ♡

Oh..lawd. I said this once i’ll say it A FUCKING AGAIN. Armin is a pussy eater expert. He’s VERY talented in that ‘field’..

This man has no problem eating it for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Hell, he will wake up and decide he’s hungry and start going crazy.

That’s how your morning starts..with Armin stuck between your thighs eating it so you can wake up.

Eyes barely opened and you’re already on the verge of cumming..his way of saying ‘goodmorning’.

He so eager to do it too. Sometimes yall could just be watching netflix and he will insist on eating you out.

“Well, I mean, the show is kind of boring. Just come on, it will be quick.” He’ll beg and beg, “Please, I know you’re tired, I can help you go to sleep faster!”

His contact name is NyQuil in yo phone! (If you know. you know .)

When he say fast..oh baby he mean fast. That tongue can move at speeds you didn’t even know existed.

But his favorite time to get to munching is before you go to work.

“We got 10 minutes Armin.” He don’t need even need 10 he will make you cum in 5.

♡ Connie ♡

Ex! Connie getting fucking wasted and coming back home and eating you till your cummin everywhere…

I just know he eats it with his grillz on..I just know.

You want nasty head? Connie is your man for it. He gonna make it SLOPPY SLOPPY.

“Baby whatchu mean, we supposed to be in love..” his words slightly slur, he had a fuck boy grin plastered over his face. “stop acting like you ain’t happy to see me.”

He wasn’t supposed to be there and he knew that. But you couldn’t stay mad at him for long, especially when he was telling you how much he missed you. “Cmere baby i’ve been missin you..” & “I know you mad at me lemme change that.”

if ‘Let my face be yo chair’ was a person…

Sitting on his face is a pleasure to you and him. He gets to see his (ex) girlfriend and you get some head.

A win win in your books!

You grinding against his golden grills while his hands rub your waist up and down. “You got such pretty moans, lemme hear em baby.” & “Uh-huh, let it out mama.”

He’s looking you dead in your eyes while doing it too…

“You made such a mess baby. Don’t worry go to sleep, ima clean it up.” UGH THIS MAN….

best ex ever!

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going absolute feral for these men it don’t even make any sense.

[untitled-swapau]

I KNOW HOW TO SPIN DASH *rolls away*

-Bean

*..thats metal.. Using THE FUCKING SCYTHE HANDS--*

*He's charging directly at bean, Sorta running on all fours, His steel jaws have been exposed and the bottom jaw remains lowered, leaving his jaws WIDE OPEN.*

*..The lights in his eyes are NOT on btw..*

[thegreatwicked]

FicRecs

Enjoy some of my favorite stories I've come across on Tumblr! Seriously, I LOVE these stories and I reread them A LOT!

Please note: Virtually ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE SMUT. That means 18+ content, and you are responsible for managing your internet consumption. Minors DNI.

FicRecs

DC Comics

Dance for Daddy by @matth1w LAWD. I love me some Roman Sionis fics and this one DELIVERS. Sexy, kinky, smutty I give it a solid Chefs Kiss.

Joy Ride and Let Me Make You Feel Good, The Intern by @littleredwing89 More delicious Roman Sionis one shots Joy ride is about teasing Roman as he drives and Let Me Make You Feel Good is about a sweet smutty cure for a hangover. And the Intern, a fuck buddies to lovers story, god yum. Reader inserts. Drool. Go forth read and enjoy.

Bait the Beast by @more-cardigan-than-womanLord help me, I found a new little gem. You cause a bit of a ruckus with Coblepot and Roman thinks you need a lesson.

Yours by @tarrenterror25set in the AO! Verse Roman is having some trouble during the holidays overcoming everything the Joker did to him, good thing he has you. Because he does. You're his now. Melt. Sorry about the mess.

Star Wars

Water and Rock by @split-spectrum I honestly cannot say enough good things about this story It follows Obi-wan/Fem Reader in the classic Master/Padawan troupe and it. is. SPICY. Up to twelve chapters which I have read MULTIPLE TIMES and it hits so hard. Go read this story it is sexy as HELL and gives you the feels. She's so damn good at writing Obi-Wan it hurts, but like in a kinky good way.

The Gift by @ladyinwriting18 I have already spoke at length about the fabulousness that is Lady in Writing and her amazing content. This one is a favorite! Its a Maul/Reader Insert and it is smutty sxy and kinky. Seriously if Maul is your fictional crush (Hi me too!), go read this.

The Three Princes Part One: The Oldest Profession by @thenightmarketofdathomir This writer is freaking legendary. I do not know the collection of words in my own language to describe the eloquence and sophistication this writer possesses. Just go. Go read this and you let me know if you're ever the same again. This gem stars our boy Feral and is a you/reader insert. Oh damn, this story makes me want things...

Birthday Wish, Romancing the Pages, The Write Seduction, To Create Life, by @jedianjakenobi Y'all, this author holds a special place in my writer's heart. She's a published author on Amazon and she's truly amazing. Her works are all Obi-Wan-centered and reader inserts. Birthday Wish is a birthday crush from your sexy neighbor, Romancing the Pages is a fake relationship/summer romance with a reclusive shy librarian (Ben) and a best-selling author, The Write Seduction is a professor Kenobi/writing student story and it is SPICY. And my favorite To Create Life is a Jedi Council green lights a baby-making program and who else is the reader paired with? Their good friend Padawan Kenobi. My darlings, my friends, if you like Obi-Wan smut then you are doing yourselves a disservice by NOT reading these.

Empty Me Out by @221bshrlocked reader insert/DOM Obi-Wan I'm tellin y'all this story NEARLY killed me. I've lost track of how many times I've readit. You're an entertainer and Master Kenobi needs information from you, so you give him what he wants and then he gives you what you want. Where it Wasn't massage therapy reader insert/Obi-Wan, do I need to say more? Pretty sure I melted into the floor with this one.

His Loving Satine by @waterlily707 I love reader insterT and OCs but these two Obi-Wan and Satine are a joy to read. Temporary paralyzed Obi-Wan at the "mercy" of a slightly dom Satine. Juicy, gorgeous, little bit of fluff. Love it.

Room 24 by @murdockussy Little angsty Obi-Wan/reader insert enemies to lovers in an undercover assignment-type situation. Spicy, dom Obi-Wan give. Me. More.

Tea with Lemon, Tea with Honey by @wickedscribbles an established relationship as a reader insert and Obi-Wan. If you want honey then you get to take care of a sick Obi-Wan and kind out you have a new kink, if you want Lemon then Obi-Wan takes advantage of said kink and whisks you away to another planet for some R&R under the guise of "work." Enjoy!

Actors/Characters

Ben Hardy

Hold Me Close, Don't Let Me Go by @stray-kaz God. This one shot is just sxy as hell, it's a Billy/Four fro, 6 Underground/Female Reader. Our boy comes home to one hell of an 'I missed you, I need you right now' welcome. GO read it. Right now.

Such an Experience by @rogermyreligionOk. Guys... FUCK, this is a hot little oneshot Roger Taylor of Queen/Female reader and OMG. Just go read it. I've officially stopped counting how many times I've read this. Smutty/Sexy. I'm dead.

Long Distance by @acciotwinzwinz. Y'ALL. Sit your asses down and read this Roger Taylor/Reader insert/You. It's fluffy, its sexy, its cute and the smut is -chefs kiss- Yes, I read this one a lot too.

For now, these are some of my favorites that I frequently reread because I love them. I'll probably be adding more, it's more than likely I've forgotten some...

[nickgoesinsane]

Before anything, thank you for writing all these glorious sub na'vi and dom reader pieces (does your back hurt from carrying all the sub na'vi fics??)

Really, really fucking feral for sub quaritch and like HOT DAMN 👀🥵💦 might I offer some brainrot???

Miles absolutely being a menace for dom reader's cock, you CANNOT believe the shit he'd do just to have that fat cock in him (motherfucker purposely drops the most randomest of things infront of you)

You'd think that after a couple of rounds, he'd be done, no? Wrong! No one can pull him away from that dick when he decides that he still wants it, stamina be damned.

Miles bragging and loudly complimenting that dick tho (recom team abso-fucking-lutely wants a ride, eyeing up reader like "what the meat stick do? 👀")

EATING OUT THAT PUSSY AND ASS CAUSE HE DESERVES IT FO SURE

Imagine reader coming out of the shower and sees Quaritch just fingering the shit out of himself just so he can immediately jump that dick (he's done the prep work already, now is the time for the fuckening)

But also imagine him trying to get off but he can cause he's used to reader doing that shit for him?? (IM SOBBING - THE BABY GIRL ENERGY'S TOO FUCKING STRONG)

And I can just keep going on and on and on - but you get it no??

Thank you, thank you again for all the hardwork!

OH LAWD THANK YOU, I AGREE 100%

You know when you have to drag dogs to a bath, they’re just scratching the floor and clinging to the doorframe? That’s Quaritch when he has to be taken away from that dick lmao

Also thank you, I’m glad y’all are enjoying my brainrot!

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

i know theres so much talk about bunny kappa, or just general bunny rory... but please, can we talk about puppy rory characters? i need my fill!! puppy danny? puh-leeeease bro. or even puppy gabe? possum... he just Is Puppy. i need some headcanons or something!!

Can we all take a moment to talk about puppy!Gabe because…uhm, I need him…like now?

Also, dearest nonnie, can I point you towards my Masterlist? I have three full puppy!Kappa fics on there. Closer, Worship I and Worship II <3

Please excuse this being a bit short but the current heatwave is not for me and just yesterday I wrote 3.6k words about Gabriel losing his virginity…my brain is in “power saving” mode.

Smutty puppy!Gabriel HCs under the cut! 18+!

🐶 Okay, let’s start with what plopped into my head first thing while thinking about it: Gabe would be the most playful and bubbly puppy ever! Oh, he’d be so happy to be your good little puppy boy at any given chance.

Gabriel would go full-on service sub-puppy, for sure! Being very attentive to your needs but especially your mood, always looking out for you after a long and hard day at work, determined to cheer you up if your coworkers were too dense to get anything even barely productive going again.

🐶 At first, he might have been a bit shy around the idea of wearing a collar 24/7 but after you bought him a very pretty one, made out of smooth black leather that would caress his neck just right, not too tight or itchy, he fell for it even harder than you did. In addition to that, you bought a fitting, silver dog tag with his name engraved on it to attach to the O-ring of the collar, making sure to remind him to whom he belonged all around the clock…but really? Gabriel wouldn’t need any reminder of that at all because he’d be all about you all day every day.

🐶 Whenever you’d come home stressed from work, he’d personally sit you down on the couch, get you a fizzy beverage of your liking straight from the fridge and proceed to go down on you whilst you decompressed from the hectic shift. I’m a firm believer that Gabe would get himself in an eager frenzy, getting oh so desperately worked up by just eating you out, the lower half of his face wet with your arousal would have him lapping at your clit like a man parched. This fine puppy boy right here would make sure to get you off good and at least twice before he’d let you get up from the cushioned sofa again, looking up to you from between your thighs with wide and beaming blue eyes, asking if you felt satisfied with his services.

At that, you’d pet his head thoroughly, letting him know just how much of a perfectly obedient and well-behaved puppy he was for you and how much you appreciate owning him as your puppy. You’d make sure to never take him for granted!

🐶 Oh lawd, don’t get me started on how excited Gabriel would be when he gets to fuck you. At first, he’d be so sweet and gentle with you, kissing you all over, needily sucking at your tits while his fingers draw over your clit to make sure that you are all wet and aroused enough for him to thrust into you but as soon as he is inside of you, stretching you out just the right way, hitting all your favorite spots with the tip of his throbbing cock, he’d go feral over you. Just fucking into you until you’d have forgotten all about your boss being a dickhead that day or the traffic jam on the way back home. Gabe would unceremoniously rail you. Don’t mistake that sweet sweet boy for being innocent in the sheets just because he looks like only doing missionary with the lights off. Nuh-uh!

🐶 On days when you had the luxury of working from home, Gabriel would insist on sitting underneath your desk while your fingers typed away on the keyboard, pleasuring you with his tongue throughout your shift while his fingers would massage you from the inside. Oh, he’d love you working from home because it meant getting you all to himself all day long, thinking about pouring you a nice, hot bubbly bath whilst knuckles-deep in your warm cunt, his fingertips rubbing against that extra sensitive spot just long enough for you to lose your focus and taunt him a little, a teeny tiny bit.

🐶 Thinking about it, I believe Gabe would not be into heavy degradation, no, he’d enjoy you praising him over and over much more. He’d take great pride in being your puppy, trying his best to avoid any shortcomings that would lead you to scold him. However, if that kind of situation was to arise, you’d correct him softly, gently pointing out what displeased you, and the hardest punishment (more of a funishment, really) he’d ever get from you would be going to the mall with you on the weekend while wearing a plug to fill him up all nice and snug as you occupy yourself with swatching eyeshadows, asking him which one’s he likes best. The green sparky one or the rather toned-down, chocolate brown one? Decisions, decisions…

Sweet Gabriel would try so hard to wrap his mind around the colorful swipes of makeup on the back of your hand but it would be to no avail. The way the plug pressed against his prostate just right, keeping his cock hard right out there, in public would have his face flushed with a wash of red for the entirety of the shopping trip, would have him begging and whining about needing to go to the restrooms to just quickly relieve himself of the pulsing hard-on in his pants. Oh, poor puppy, sucks to be you right now, no, Gabe? Tough luck but that sweet sweet release would have to wait until back at home.

[ryuichirou]

can we get an in depth analysis on why you see certain twst characters as top or bottom? i’m very curious to see what goes on in those minds of the both of you. always enjoy the content, that’s why im asking 💕💕💕 also merry christmas/happy holidays!!!

Anon! Happy New Year (very belated) and sorry for the wait <3

I’m so happy you enjoy our content, and I’m glad you’re interested! But to be honest, it’s a bit of a difficult question to answer. The “decision” isn’t usually a result of any deep thinking, it’s just the “vibes” and “feels” we get. Well, I’ve mentioned it in this post, and you’ve probably read it already: there are certain types of characters that are more likely for us to be seen as tops or bottoms, but even this isn’t necessarily a very thought-out thing. It’s an emotional thing, plus kinship with some characters, plus us liking certain ship dynamics… I guess we just have a radar based on our own preferences lol So for every character the main and the true reason behind our choice is simply “oh I really want them to top/to bottom”.

Keeping that in mind, I’ll try to analyze characters a bit more!

Oh and one more thing about kinship: let’s be honest we all associate ourselves with characters to a certain degree, so it actually also plays a huge role for us. Since Katsu and I have certain preferences ourselves, and we approach and dive into ships together, there is a lot of “he’s just like me for real” going on. I’m saying it now because otherwise this whole list is going to just me going “Ortho is a top because he is MEEEEEEEEE and I want to fuck Idia hence he is a bottom” and “this one is Katsu Katsu is this one this one is so similar to Katsu oh my lawd” and “Katsu finds the tweels super hot” over and over and over again lol Still, I apologize in advance.

(This post is going to be super long…)

Riddle – Oh he’s such a tsundere and I’m weak for tsunderes… I think I mentioned it in our replies yesterday: Riddle is our sheltered homeschooled kid at his first party. I love howtight and strict he tries to be, and that deep inside he’s just a crying little kid craving for fun things to happen to him. The whole “he is so aggressively against fun, but in actuality he would love it if he got fucked by someone” works very well with him. And he’s just so cute when he gets mad..!!

Ace – oh my god he is a douchebag. If a character is a douchebag, we are very likely to consider him being a top lol You’ll definitely notice this trend. He has these vibes of “that one classmate” and has just enough of a “just your average” energy to be read as just your average guy who lazes around, plays videogames and masturbates…  like just some anime protag? But he isn’t surrounded by a harem of girls, he doesn’t even like girls, he has to embrace the fact that he wants to fuck his best friend lol AND HE IS A MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG and that makes him insufferable, and in our book it means he’s a top.

Deuce – not every character who is a softie would automatically be a bottom, but this one is. In all honesty, Deuce is such a sweetheart bimbo that we just can’t help but want him to bottom. Especially with him having a delinquent era, and Ace (since he is the main boy we ship him with) just being a douche with no real criminal past (lol), it’s fun when Deuce just surrenders to Ace and gets vulnerable because being fucked by Ace feels too good.

Trey – the idea of him being super in love with Riddle and wanting to get intimate with him for the longest time, craving him almost in a feral way, but restraining himself because he doesn’t want to scare him away, is like… way too good of a trope. Plus, he looks like a firefighter/stripper who also bakes, and despite the fact that we don’t really like the trope of a man who’s going to take care of his lover, Trey has this unhingeness that makes him a lovely top to play with. He tries so hard to be gentle…

Cater – it’s a bit vaguer with him, we don’t pay enough attention to Cater and don’t have ships with him, but in theory, he seems to be someone who takes the initiative (i.e. flirts), even if this whole shtick is fake; and we usually get top vibes from characters with this attitude.

Leona – he’s just more fun when he bottoms. It’s his one redeeming quality… He is good-looking and sexy, and him being a pissy pillow princess who demands attention just works better for us than him being a cocky top – the latter would probably make him super unlikeable for us simply because of his attitude. It’s a bit difficult to explain.

Ruggie – mostly because we ship him with Leona and Jamil, and also because giving him some “power” just feels like a nice way to balance out some of the shit he goes through. Plus, a skinny and kind of weak hyena boy mounting other characters and being good at sex? That’s poetry.

Jack – he’s a big horny pup!! You might’ve noticed it by following us, but we really like earnest tops who can’t control their feelings and urges, and Jack works super well with that trope. Plus, he is a wolfboy, and we wouldn’t pass on an opportunity to use it, come on.

Octatrio – Katsu wants to fuck them more than I do  I don’t know, the more we think about it, the more it makes sense to us that all three of them are silly dysfunctional tops. All three of them are assertive, aggressive in their own ways, capricious and have this “I can touch you however I want, but don’t you dare touch me” that feels more relatable than I care to admit lol It’s a very top trait for us.

Azul – it’s so easy to just consider him a bottom (no shade towards those who do, obviously), but he is so interesting as a top?? With his mannerisms, insecurities, over-the-top-ness, flamboyant nature: this whole image just reeks of red flags, and Azul is extremely good in this role of a toxic boyfriend… who is also very sentimental and romantic but just can’t allow himself to express it because he wants to always either be a charming gent or an absolute alpha. All of these sides of Azul are true – he is a dominant young man who likes to be in charge, but he could also get cutely upset and embarrassed. What a top.

Jade and Floyd – these two have such an apologetic dominant energy, so many hot surprisingly cruel moments. Like I mentioned when talking about the trio, they are capricious (even more-so than Azul), they see the rest of the cast as their playground and they enjoy being an uncompromising force way too much. Well, we really love them being an uncompromising force. Not to mention how creepy and big they are. It’s too much of a treat… The only thing that’s better than a 2 meters tall (and about 3 meters long if merform) sexy fish is two of those.

Kalim – aggressive “just like me for real” yelling aside, he’s just too much of an innocent dork. Dorks are just like douchebags – we tend to see them a certain way lol I know I called Deuce a bimbo just a couple of minutes ago, but Kalim has a different vibe? He’s not a bimbo, he’s just… a bit of an oblivious block who doesn’t get hints lol But he is also quite stubborn, which makes it very interesting when he suddenly gets very specific urges and expresses them. He fits the trope of the top who is helpless when horny super nicely.

Jamil – my personal bias is super strong with this one oof 0 days since the last time I was horny for Jamil; the whole thing just suits him way too much. Be it Jamil in his basketball form or Jamil in silks and golden chains, he always has so much natural sex appeal that it’s both aesthetically pleasing and a fun thing to play with story-wise. Well it’s obvious, we honestly do it a lot in our Jamil-related content. Plus, the fact that he could be very seductive and “feminine”… while also not really being feminine and having an athletic build and a deep voice. It’s very good.

Vil – this one is also filled with my personal bias lol But even then, Vil just looks too good in this position?? The Queen must be pleased and pleasured?? But also chased down and abused because dark themes and all??  I’m also way too into the fact that Vil is very strong and gets into fights all the time: it’s this combination of him being stoic and passionate and easily angered, snarky and genuine and cute, but also? He gives off massive “oneesan” type and I’m powerless against those. Plus let’s be honest, if there is one person at NRC who actively bottoms and is very comfortable with this fact, it has to be Vil.

Rook – the reasoning for this one is a combination of my reasoning for the Tweels and for Kalim lol A psychotic assertive weirdo who is at the same time weirdly oblivious but also scarily all-knowing, plus he’s super horny all the time and flirts with everyone… we have this bingo card thing for Katsu’s type that we fill sometimes for fun, and, if I remember correctly, Rook almost checked all the boxes. His unhingeness, his knowledge and his power gives him a lot of top sex appeal for us. By the way, the fact that he is also a fucking chunk of meat? I can’t get over the fact that Rook is bulkier than Trey.

Epel – He’s small and stupid and cute… Just like Deuce, he’s also a bimbo but a more feisty one. Plus! His inner conflict makes it even better! With Epel being not wanting to be perceived as feminine, but also enjoying being a bottom, and finding some empowerment in being a bottom, and then attempting to be a power bottom but also failing because he has no experience whatsoever, but still having this bratty spunk and eagerness to try everything. He was built for this lol

Idia – I JUST LOVE HIM WAY TOO MUCH but also? Speaking of someone who checks off all the boxes: Idia is perfect. He is so easily freaked out, but also snarky and nasty and a smart-ass and at the same time super cute and isn’t really into romance and stuff but also deeply romantic and in general he’s just a giggling shaking crying mess, it really is perfection. He’s just… so much fun when he bottoms? This is why almost all the time I draw him he’s overwhelmed with emotions when other people just do things with him: Idia is kind of the sweetest victim to torment. His face, his scrawny body, his hair, his pathetic little face and his teeth – all of it just yells “bottom” to me. I think I stopped making sense at some point here lol

Ortho – his adoration towards Idia is the most relatable thing in the world lol We have a very deep connection with these two. But we also really like the fact that it’s kind of unexpected for Ortho to take the top position? But once you start noticing how strict he could be with Idia and how pushy he is sometimes, it ends up feeling way too natural. But also the idea of someone being so cute and short but also being one of the most powerful tops in the cast is an amusing concept that we love a lot. Plus, he is a robot, so once again, we wouldn’t miss an opportunity to play around with this idea.

Lilia – similarly to Ortho, we just love the idea of a small and cute top. It’s fun, unexpected and empowering lol Especially considering how much Lilia likes to be cute and to emphasize his own cuteness with long sleeves and tiny shorts. We really love how tiny top/tall bottom look visually, but also Lilia’s personality has such a strong dominant vibe that we absolutely love. As a bonus, sometimes Lilia feels like a “pervy ossan” type. Dirty grandpa… + I didn’t think we would push the “Lilia has a big dick” jokes so far that they would become a default for our content, but honestly? If the shoe fits…

Malleus – oh the great confusing one that confuses us no longer. Malleus is very flirty, but with the way he flirts, I always feel some kind of provocation. Like he tosses the ball to another person and expects them to make their move. He’s a prince after all, his job is to enjoy the suitor’s advances and get pleased and amused by them. Or to get pissed off and send them flying. I don’t know, Malleus has such strong demanding bottom vibes to us, and with how pretty he looks when he bottoms, it’s a shame that he doesn’t get drawn like that more often. His tail needs to be rubbed in all the good places…

Silver – he is so desperately selfless and loyal and a bit oblivious, you kind of get an urge to take advantage of him when you look at him. And by “you” I mean mostly me lol And him being sleepy only enhances this feeling. He seems so… helpless, as if you could be very mean to him, both as an artist and as his top (oh lucky ones). And he’s way too pretty… Come on, white eyelashes and pretty sleepy eyes and silky hair???

Sebek – SEBEK. He is so loud and obnoxious and stupid AND A DOUCHE who ALSO HAS NO CONTROL OVER HIS OWN URGES so based on everything you’ve read in his post so far, I think you can see why he’s perfect lol Sebek is also a great example of a character being a top but not necessarily being the one in charge… but still being dominant? Sebek has such strong beliefs in hierarchy that it’s honestly very amusing to think about scenarios in which he would act so unworthily towards his liege, but technically not breaking the chain of command because Malleus allowed this… it would fry his brain. And we love it a lot. Plus, half-fae anatomy is an amazing asset to play with.

I’m sorry, I think I started to sound very horny half way through lol

[bimbobaggins69]

the guy i’m seeing just sent me a video of him pulling his hard dick out his pants and it pretty much reaches his belly button and it’s so fucking modern!eddie coded it’s making me feral

Oh lawd, I love that for you queen! Oh of course, not only would Eddie send you a video of his big cock but he’d dirty talk the fuck outta you until he eventually shoots cum all over his stomach! Okay, clearly this has made me feral too 😅

[geminibsworld]

im ovulating so im sry in advance but omfg i need to know what tom is like in bed. like mf i swear moans and groans and LAWD. i would scratch that tiny but muscular back up like a scratch post- ill leave now🤭

ME AND YOU BOTH BABE.

i SHIVER in my boots when i think about how he would be. i could only imagine how fucking good he would be. his voice, his touches, his moans/whimpers/groans, god.

his waist is perfect for wrapping your legs around them oh my god.

honestly keep being feral in my asks, because i don’t judge and i relate 99.99% of the time

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[georgiapeach30513]

Ok so seeing how chris is turning into a very hot silver fox, how did Kitten „reacted” to her pretty boy Ran turning into silver fox (Ran ever the drama queen probably were ridiculous when he sees the grey in his beard)

Oh lawd!! So there is this theory that men who love a good meal from their women 😏 that their beard hair changes…that was the first sign of gray and he wasn’t a fan, until you could not keep your hands off of him.

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Yes, Sir, Captain

Summary:  Ransom isn’t loving his gray

Pairings:  Ransom X Reader

Rating:  mild

Warnings:  language, implied sexual activities, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  500

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Neither of you were sure that the gray was what was causing you to be feral. Even though he was a bit insecure he was not complaining about the extra attention he was getting. Like the extra butt grabs and pinches. Randomly walking in his office just to sit in his lap, and kiss over his beard.

Ransom is a well groomed man, whether he shaves his beard or doesn’t, so when you walk in behind him, his towel hung low on his hips as he grooms his beard. Your hands slide down his chest going lower, until that towel falls off. Your hand cups his balls, and your lips softly kiss on his shoulders, and he makes the first comment about his gray.

“I’ve picked a few off my head,” you only moan, as you feel his cock harden in your hand. “I think I’m going to dye my beard though. Maybe. Kitten?”

You slowly start sinking to your knees, and when he gives a guttural whimper, you feel heat rush to your core. “Kitten? Woman? You listen to me before you finish what you’re doing. My god, do I want you to finish.”

“What is it baby?” you look up at him owlishly.

“Stop! I’m having a crisis.”

“Ran, what’s wrong?” knowing your husband you know this is going to be ridiculous.

“I’m getting old.”

“No you’re not.”

He huffs out a bit of air, “Easy for your to say, you’re still seven years younger.”

“Why do you think you’re getting old?”

“Do you see this?” He points at his beard, and then a small cluster of grays in his hair. “I’m gonna have to start dying my hair.”

It is then that you realize how much you love his peppering hair, that patch of gray in his beard, and you become a bit irritable thinking he’s going to cover it. “Don’t. You. Dare.”

“What?” your movements completely stop, and you square up with him.

“If you cover it up, I will quit riding your face in the morning.”

“What is happening?”

“I like it,” Ransom raises an eyebrow up looking at you, giving you a little smirk. “I like it a lot.”

“Is that what’s gotten into you?” now you’re the one looking at him confused. “You have been very horny lately. You always are. But like…midday blow jobs. I wake up to you just riding on my abs, and when my eyes open you’re crawling up to my mouth. Is the gray making you a sloppy little slut?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. At least,” you pause thinking a moment. “At least I don’t think so.”

Placing his hands on your shoulders, he adds a bit of pressure, “How about, you show me how much you like the gray.”

“Yes, sir, captain,” you smile sinking to your knees, “As long as you remember how it makes me soaked,” just to check, his fingers go up under his shirt, as he feels how drenched you are. As soon as he adds his fingers into his mouth, you show him exactly how much you love the gray.

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[goldenlaquer]

:)) biting bandit's fingers :)) whether they are leather-gloved or not :)) his thumb pressing down on your tongue just so :)) [ RAWR RAWR RAWR ] i'm sorry i don't have much more to add about this fixation but thank you for reading nounsensen. i just think it'd be hot if he found it even hotter and started to run into both cardiac arrest and asphyxiation under his thick clothes. ( TRULY UNBALANCED AND AT THE BRINK OF MY SANITYYY )

MY LOVE. and this came in before my last Bandit headcanon post— BEST YOU BELIEVE THAT WE'RE RIDING THE SAME EXACT WAVELENGTH (esp that glove thumb on tongue thingg grrrrr thank lawd im not the only one seeing that or to the nuthouse I would've went 🥹🙏)

BUT chomping on ol' Bandit's big finger and NOT letting go??? So unapologetically refusing to let your prize escape even when he stills and give you the look, the one that makes grown men twice yer size wither??? Blinking back up at him like you have all the right?? Oh yeah, he's gonna burn.

As you so wonderfully said, "his thumb pressing down on tongue just so" and the rest of his fingers wrapping under your jaw to trap your mouth around his thumb, keeping you riiiight there (d'ya wanna be anywhere else?? d'yawannabeanywhereelse???). Bandit's gonna be musing about what feral creature does he have here? and, on the same line of thought, wondering how, now that he has you caught, he'll have you for his next meal (boiled? fried? pickled?) while enjoying very much how you can't answer him with anything but muffled protests

literally the next bit is the pinnacle of my bandit delusions but oh, imagine him leaning over, pulling his mask down and opening his mouth on your cheek, sinking teeth straight into the softness—biting you back. Something tells me he's usually not so humoring when it comes to majority of his interactions with anyone else, but you? You just flame out his devious side like an old friend.

[shibusawa-breeder]

Shibusawa really does share a lot of qualities with cats.

Claws, smug, probably really sleepy (man is always bored he had to be), would let you touch him for three seconds before attacking.

He also probably eats rocks.

Kal please, he purrs. HE PURRS WHAT MORE CAN WE WANT (not canon but its canon in my head)

I have many thoughts about Shibusawa waiting to be let out (and about others like Verlaine but I need to have control)

Like, Shibu is a literal cat when it comes to cuddling. Literally . I bet he would have the tendency to lay his head on your lap and want his hair to be combed or just played with. I'm sorry I could rant about how much I love his hair and how beautiful it is , long and silky , I could burry my face in it like some people do to their cats and he would laugh at the absurdity Scratch his scalp and he might make the most gorgeous sounds ever oh lawd and slightly tugging at it- im gonna get in trouble

Also I get the feeling he lays his entire fucking body on top of you no matter your size, in middle of the night when yall sleep together . He doesn't do it on purpose , he's just a fucking cat not letting you breathe

You said he looks bored 24/7 and pls it's so funny cause it's true! , literally a cat , I would know I own one. This man screams lazy and unamused to me, but for his spouse it transforms into being a great listener. Gift giving and Spending time together would be his love language's since there is nothing left to say , both of you know what you feel. Silently reading books together or cooking . Also personal headcanon he is interested in the world of fashion and designing (his outfit somehow screams that to me) so imagine going over whole catalogues and critiquing/criticising everyone like an old married couple djfjfjf or him buying you outfits that are absolutely gorgeous sugar daddy

(Nsfw)

And god his dick is big I just know it. Hhhh stuff me

He loves to see you ride him (lazy asshole), his hair untied and surrounding him like a halo when he lays there looking so smug. The sadistic side of him relishing in how we desperately try to make his dick fit , his claws digging into your hips and leaving behind marks that make him in return go even more feral making them claw even deeper and the cycle continues until he snaps and shoves you face first into mattress to breed us mindlessly fjfjf I HAVE GONE OFF TRACK SORRY

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotcanon]

Oh lawd here I go again

What if the tarnished goes through the same rut/heat cycles morgott does? The only difference is that they come into heat more frequently, perhaps based on a certain moon phase? 

Imagine: tarnished and morgott are cuddling and morgott is just showering his fluffy little tarnished with love and kisses, the tarnished trying so desperately hard not to moan when he kisses their neck.

Like I can just picture it: the tarnished is in heat, about to snap and lose control and trying to cuddle with their beloved mate just trying to relax and not think about it but morgott keeps sensually kissing and nipping at a very sensitive area of their neck, absolutely driving them wild.

Bonus points if morgott can sense that their in heat and that’s his way of letting them know he wants to fuck and breed them~

Apologies for all the long, weird drabbles, I’m mhmmm- going feral for morgott again but this time I actually have inspiration to write.

Never apologize for this. I mean it when I say that I am honored you guys are comfortable enough to share your thoughts and ideas with me. You guys are a creative bunch and I stand ten toes down on this.