Spidery Hobie Headcanons!
This is part of a series in which I turn spider people even more spidery! Please let me know if you want more of this content. Untagged possible triggers ahead, proceed with caution
He likes to nap in hammocks made of his webbing. He often has a cuddle partner (usually another spider) to snuggle with. If no one is up for a cuddle, he will instead usually opt for a cocoon.
He has claws! All spider people have claws, however they are smaller and dull compared to Miguel’s. Due to most having sticking abilities, claws are primarily for cutting webs! This is how he can easily get out of his cocoons and other spider peoples webs
Climbing. All Spider folk adore climbing. However Hobie has a passion for climbing where he’s not supposed to climb. He’s Hobie though, and it is to be expected from his rebellious nature.
His venom isn’t dangerous to average people so much as it causes the area to itch and inflame, it is also more likely to get infected than a regular bite. However for spiders, it instead gives a psychedelic high similar to most recreational drugs.
He’s not territorial, at all. If there’s something he has that you want to borrow, he doesn’t care. Just give it back to him when you’re done with it.
Likes to make nests of sorts to store things and people he likes, for the latter it will be decorated or put in with comfy pillows and room to move around. This isn’t as common with spider partners as it is with humans. He’s trying to keep you safe, but he completely understands if you don’t want to be put in the webbed tent.
You can tell when his primal mind is in control. His eyes are a glossy black and will usually have his fangs barred, if not climbing something he’s not supposed to. He can’t really talk other than short vocalizations like grunts, growls, and hisses. It would be cute if not for how tall he is, so it makes him look rather terrifying.
When in his primal form and you, for some reason, let him go outside, he will bring you food. No one knows where he got it from, but it’s probably stolen.
When he gets too excited or sometimes even playful, his spider brain might come out a little bit. He might play a bit rough, but he doesn’t mean to hurt you!
He grows soft, long, and sensitive hairs all over his body, excluding his stomach, chest, and face. Which means he has to keep himself well groomed.
He has patterns that aren’t visible to the human eye unless under black light or a day spent in the sun! He has stripes on his arms, legs, and back. On both sides of the stripes, there are small dots. He has dots around his eyes too. Although he can cover them up easily, he enjoys the faint glow they give off after a few hours in the sun.
He doesn’t train to get rid of his natural and animalistic sounds and behaviors, instead he fully embraces it! He doesn’t give a damn on someone else’s opinion!
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Thinking of making a generalized headcanon post about the majority of abilities more spider-like people have!
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"Wade…" said Peter in a exasperated tone. The metallic pink collar had a little cat bell on it. It was ringed with white plastic studs. And right in the center was the embroidered logo of a winking white cat with a bow.
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From Better than Beyond Beef, chapter 4: How to Train your Spider
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Spidery Miguel Headcanons
Okay so I know he’s already very spidery with his claws and fangs and venom. However I saw a post where it was spidery versions of Gwen, Miles, Hobie, and Pav. So like I just thought about making a series about making spidery spidermen. Or making some even more spidery.
When in danger or threatened, he will act more feral. He has almost no control of his instincts, he may actually hiss or growl too. He may also web his opponents to walls, he actually likes to see them with nowhere to go. In fact he may actually express predatory behavior.
He “purrs” when in the presence of someone he sees attractive, this actually goes for all male spiders. All male spiders have no control over this! In fact all AMAB spiders do it.
He has bioluminescent patterns all over him, all spiders do too. However they aren’t visible to the human eye unless the patterns were “charged” by sunlight (or under uv light) His patterns are blue with a slightly lighter tint.
His venom has a brief psychedelic effect and a relaxing or soothing effect on other spiders. Non-spiders will get paralyzed, if given a high enough dosage will quite possibly almost die. He has to use a lot of his venom in order for it to have the same effects.
He grows long and sensitive hairs quickly and all over his body except for his face, stomach, feet and hands. However it doesn’t hurt when he shaves them off, but it still feels very weird!
He has made webbed “cocoons” when he’s exhausted and can’t find a place to sleep. He usually does this in his office, especially if he can’t get to his house without falling asleep.
Any time he gets seriously injure or “dies” he molts and his patterns change, however usually it doesn’t change much. All spiders molt from teenage or juvenile stage to adult patterns. After the major molt, they are considered adults.
He gets overstimulated easily, especially from peppermint and similar products.
He has pheromones or a scent that he releases, especially when in love or startled. He may “mark” a partner and memorize a specific scent.
He may feel a primal need or urge to “make more of himself.” Especially around spiders or people he sees fit or strong enough for a better bloodline.
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