#he's so hot ugh

[kaeyx]

imagine being a stripper n chuuya is a regular at the club you work at & he's managed to catch ur eye.. oh the demons

(heading to a private room w/ him, or maybe you let him take you home and act out all his fantasies ohh lor djdn)

- 🐍

Imagine you work in a club in PM territory and there's some other gang trying to intrude on the turf, and they're not big in Yokohama specifically but they are incredibly violent. And the PM can't let people think that someone can barge into a protected establishment and do whatever they want, so Chuuya gets sent in twice a week or so to keep an eye on the general area.

You like to man the bar on the nights he's in because nobody else will, since Chuuya comes in and orders a drink before sitting in silence for hours, barely looking at any of the dancers and not buying any services. The owner refuses to kick him out and everyone is instructed to be very nice to him though, so he's a mystery you want to crack. Chuuya tells you he's not going to pay you anything for sitting across from him and chatting, but says nothing when you ask him why he's in a strip club if he's not watching the dancers or paying for a room. He's a gorgeous man, young and obviously very wealthy, so you have no idea why he'd have to resort to escorts for sex. Not that he ever gets an escort.

The whole situation is weird but it's fun to try and get conversation out of him on slow nights, when you're not going to be making tips anyway and none of your normal regulars are there. Chuuya loosens up considerably after his first drink, letting you see a cheerful, charming man underneath the usual scowl he wears when he sits in his corner and scans the club for hours at a time.

Chuuya is very glad he decided to take care of this thing himself. While his subordinates scan the neighbourhood he protects the main business that's getting targeted, and coincidentally gets to spend more time with you. You're relentless in your advances and don't seem deterred by the fact that there's no money in it for you, even though Chuuya would have no issues with paying you. Hell he could probably buy the whole club, but he doesn't want you to think he's here for that, incase word gets around and he starts attracting the other employees' attention.

You're fucking gorgeous though, always dressed in something skimpy and pretty, your hair smelling like perfume and your hands well tended to. You serve drinks and walk around with a practiced sway in your hips and there's more than one patron who likes to shove their tips right into your waistband. Chuuya likes watching you talk and laugh, working diligently throughout the night to entertain everyone.

[abeautifulrayofsunshine]

[dee-daa]

alhaitham is the person who could call me an idiot and i would suck his dick without hesitation

[tommykinardbuckley]

| LOU FERRIGNO JR. |

[yanderemommabean]

I want Sukuna to eat me out so bad it’s not even funny

He wouldn't be shy about how much he enjoys it either. He's the type to love to drag it out and humiliate you while he does it, holding you open to watch your hole flutter, begging for more of his wicked tongue, purring almost as he watches the mess he made drip from you to the bed. Hide your face all you want, he knows you love it when he gets like this. So engrossed in you that he has to play with every bit of you, watching as you drip and gush just for him, your dewy folds being played with languidly as he tells you about your taste, how you turn him on so easily, how he wants to have his mouth on you every second of the day.

He isn't some nervous school boy when he dives down either. he's loud, vocal, loves to drag his tongue up and down slowly, savoring you and feeling your clit pulse on his wet muscle before going back to lapping at you like a thirsty dog, lips roughly sucking your clit and showing no mercy. Kick and jerk your hips all you can, he isn't done until he says so.

-Mommabean

[show-us-kaidenshenandoah]

every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao

[gaybuckybarnesss]

VINNIE HACKER Tiktok

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

my favorite thing about the sunshine court so far is how terribly unsubtle both jean and jeremy are

[skitskatdacat63]

I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.

[itsallgoodmann]

this man is SO fine holy shit i need him so bad

[ofmd-ann]

Taika Waititi - Ladies Night

[faithshouseofchaos]

I have something inappropriate to say again….

[vitasexualiiis]

poor fukuzawa is soooo out of his element with these two???

there's no way between mori, dazai, and ranpo he doesn't feel like a stone cold dumbass like 75% of the time even though he'd otherwise be the smartest person in the room.

[allthingsobrien]

kai + eyefucking bonnie

[jellyfishhutcherson]

[hood-ex]

Dick got shredded, and I can only thank Bruce for this, so thank you Bruce for attacking your son 😌.

Titans: Beast World #2