#he's the original brat
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deikshen · 4 months ago
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The Shen Qingqiu who is kidnapped by Bingge in the post Bingge vs. Bingmei, then Shen Qingqiu decides: "oh, okay. You want me, you'll have me, you little shit."
And he turns into the absolute troll. He takes all he can out of being little shit on the internet, his spoiled rich kid days, scathing criticism. He even abandons the appearance of an elegant immortal master, he turns into chaos and a pain in the ass for Luo Bingge.
He gives women's liberation speeches to the harem wives, and more than half of them file for divorce, convinced that their marriages were a legal sham. He brings chaotic monsters to the inner garden saying they are harmless puppies (for Shen Qingqiu they are!!!) and spends coffers and coffers of gold paying servants to do things like learn modern songs and play them randomly in the demon court, or just spending it on little things that he's clearly getting ripped off on purpose.
He even argues with Bingge himself !! about his marital decisions, how disgusting Xin Mo is, his horrible taste in decorations, that can't solve everything with sex and blood. Strategy!!! Wasn't he at the peak of strategists for a reason!??
He also turns into a spoiled bitch. He demands extremely specific meals that must be made by Bingge, takes two bites, and (lies) that his Bingmei's meals are better. He demands to have fans made of a specific, very expensive material only to beat Bingge with them until they are ruined every time he does something Shen Qingqiu doesn't like. The finest silks in his robes, which also end up ruined when he runs through the gardens after short-haired beasts. The best jewels of the crown arrangement... For Shen Qingqiu to use to break the beads and play with them inside a cloth bag as a "stress reliever".
He intervenes in sessions of the demonic court, devastates everyone with hostile comments, humiliates and insults everyone. He's more of a bitch than cruel, slightly sinister, excessively spoiled. Ha!! As if Bingge could stand that. He'll give it back as soon as he loses enough patience!!
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... Contrary to Shen Qingqiu's plans to completely scare away Luo Bingge, everything he does, the chaos he becomes, the headache he definitely is, only makes Luo Bingge wants him more.
When Bingmei comes to rescue him with a reforged Xin Mo and a lot of anger, Bingge comes to him and says: "How do you deal with all his whims? How do you keep him entertained without him getting bored and causing chaos? You can't really do it alone!!! I'll come with you and help to please Shizun!!!"
Bingmei has no idea what whims thing his counterpart is talking about. As Bingge further begins to tell him (with absolute fascination) all the things that kind Shizun has done, how he has behaved... Oh boy, Bingmei is SO jealous!!
How come he hasn't had the chance to see him like this!? How his Shizun, his beloved, doesn't allow him to see that side of him!?
And Bingge, that awful, shitty imposter!!! That enormous privilege of spoiled Shizun only should be his!!! Bingmei takes a deep breath, and, determined to make a deal with the devil if necessary, decides he needs to see his Shizun be a brat.
... Then maybe he can act a little like... Bingge. Just for a little while. Just to watch Shizun like this until he realizes he would come to rescue him. Bingge allows him to pretend to be himself on the condition that Bingmei allows him to visit their Shizun in their own world... Just to spoil him.
Bingmei chews over the option and reluctantly accepts it, as long as he doesn't try to kiss or touch his Shizun ("without his consent" Bingge insists. "If Shizun asks for it, this one will do it.")
So, Bingmei just... behaves like Bingge. He wears half gloves to hide the scar on his hand, and approaches Shizun only to be treated like a little shit, mocked, criticized and watch Shizun run after a wild thunder bird of prey, offering... Rats? Shizun is holding dead rats with his bare hands!? Walking barefoot on the grass!? And he is so free, so loose, so little from the distant immortal master that Bingmei has to escape so as not to fall on his knees, hug him and cry.
He'll definitely make his Shizun feel that free with him too, damn imposter who somehow got there first!!! And Bingge just watches him collapse, gives him a pat on the back and a look that is, simply and foolishly, his own.
Obsessed with Shizun. Adoring him. Wanting to please him. Wanting to fulfill his whims, allowing him everything, accepting everything for him. His word is law and his decision is truth. If Shizun strikes, it's a pleasure; if Shizun insults, it's a gift. Because Shizun also can't help being sweet, kind, concerned, and because they've both fallen so hard that Bingmei can't even get angry. Which version of him wouldn't fall to his Shizun, is the real question?
They'll spoil Shizun. And Bingmei will find a way for his Shizun to be that free even with him. And he will get that!! No matter what he has to do about it! Even if he has to keep pretending to be the imposter Bingge until he learn what made Shizun break free so much, he'll have the freedom from Shizun to be as critical and spoiled as he deserves!!!
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crismakesstuff · 5 months ago
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“Black hole sun, won’t you come and wash away the rain?”
I’ve been needing to post my invincible oc cele on here more
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sugar-petals · 1 year ago
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taemin logic: if britney can release if you seek amy to spell out “f.u.c.k. me” and no one gets it, surely people won’t notice me blatantly pronouncing sexy in the air as “sex is in the air” 😇🌸
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lackingsanity830 · 3 months ago
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My offering to the LEGO Ninjago community my take on what I think Lloyd would look like as a human.
I’ve been binge watching Ninjago while working on my final project and it’s taken over my brain lol
(If you can’t tell Lloyd is my favorite character lol. Im pretty basic)
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cakeandpudding1 · 1 year ago
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Poseidon : *stares into your soul*
(name), literally tired : "....what?"
Poseidon : *stares into your soul harder*
(Name) : "oh. Right." *Gives him a goodnight kiss on the forehead* "I love you too, babe."
Poseidon, going back to sleep : "you better."
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He ain't sleeping unless you give him his princess treatment.
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sincerelywhistler · 1 year ago
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♥️🃏ALIOTH🃏♥️
Mischievous Elation Demon
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PLAYLIST:
PINTEREST BOARD:
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aytelowfobiya · 4 months ago
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This show paints like neoclassical art...
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yandere-yearnings · 8 months ago
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I feel very ashamed to ask this, but f*ck it I’m anonymous anyway and I need to know:
Would Dice take it like a good boy?
dice says fuck around and find out🫵 (also you've got nothing to be ashamed of here nonnie❗❗ it's a no judgment zone🥰)
slightly suggestive content under the cut!
It was always raining when you were with Dice, to the point where you could convince yourself the heavy clouds followed him. That his misty greys were just reflections of a suspended downpour sprawling out on the skyline in wait. You'd come to accept it as just another constant in your life. Learned to like it. One more thing to look forward to, one more thing to keep you grounded when you felt you were slipping away.
Oh, but it was cold.
One of the walls in the penthouse kitchen was entirely end-to-end glass. No draft came in, yet everything still felt too open. Goosebumps rose on your arms watching the droplets drum down rhythmically. Quickly before you, they became a screen of water that made the world outside seem like it was melting. Streaking green and terracotta from the potted plants on the terrace where the soil was surely being washed out, and the fairy lights you'd strung up once on a dreary morning haloing into sharp, blinding yellow. You felt a little numb the more you stared, so you turned to the room to bathe in more human attentions.
The sleeve of the hand wrapped around his decanter was the only one rolled up. You'd daresay Dice did it on purpose, because he knew well your eyes always lingered on every sliver of skin he showed you. Burnt umber into a marquise-cut glass, fire in refracted fragments, to his lips — and now you wanted nothing more than to take the warmth that they had surely gained.
"It's Scotch," he said when you walked over, when your hands found their place at his hips and you pressed his body right into the counter with yours, "want some?"
"I want you." Your breath came out heavy, forehead to the broad plane of his back. Heat from flesh you couldn't feel properly through chiffon barriers taunted you. A carrot hung for the starved animal that you were.
On this quiet night his laugh was velvet and red wine served chambré, something rich enough to send you into a haze — a fever — if you were to let it suffocate you as deliciously as the desire held its depth. Your fingers took his wrist like a lifeline, pressure realised enough to leave your thumbprint right there against his beauty marks; your mouth desperate on his neck.
"Then take me."
Dice made no move to stop you, not even when your nails lined crescents into him. You were burning out on everything he was, and he bore your ashes like they were what he was made for.
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temeyes · 11 months ago
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[OC] mission success (maybe?)
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walking-bee-hive · 9 months ago
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I made a nursing home AU for some fucking reason.
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All because of that one repost/fanart.
Now this exists.
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Idk why but after the idea of Yata taking over zenigata’s position,it just got me thinking on why the others would’ve possibly retired.And this is my HC for old man jigen,because he’s definitely the most fucked up.
But just think of it- Jr and Marilyn (or whoever idk) buys a beachouse by the shore of Japan,filling them up with hot young nurses to keep them enriched.Because why not! Candy striper for Lupin,Russian ballerina chicks for jigen,and traditional Japanese women in kimonos for goemon.
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majimaisms · 2 months ago
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rikiya's stupid little emojis in the emails he sends u <3 (japanese, original loc, and remastered loc)
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batfambrainrotbeloved · 1 year ago
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Question, how old is Tim in the Spoiled Tim?
Ah another ask! You spoil me lol
Tim is currently 17!! and about to be 18 in just a few short months :) If he makes it this time
SO yeah hope that answers your question! <33
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chevvy-ryder · 1 year ago
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⚠️ READ: Please do not repost/reupload any of my art here or to any other platform, or I will be forced to do anything to get it annihilated.
Hid this a bit to say now: this is for @gloryride. x) <3
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our-happy-end1ng · 1 month ago
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I’m overreacting. It’s just some arguing. I shouldn’t be so scared of it. Especially now that I’m a high schooler. And I especially shouldn’t be dissociating over it, right?
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hustlebonezzz · 4 months ago
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The man, the myth, the eggborn son of the Mailwives, Belvedere 💫🐍
Find him on…
Artfight / Toyhou.se (coming soon) / Bsky
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I’M LOOKING FOR A MAN IN FINANCE.
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Trust fund. 6’5. Blue eyes.
He’s literally so c*nty. Agent provocateur fr🫦
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