#headcanons by evelien

[nobodys-saviour]

that trend way back where the girlie lets go of the bf's hand and they see what they'd do....

xavier turns, and in that instant you realised you might have fucked up a little bit because he went from his relaxed low energy form to alert and trying to sense for danger. because there's no way you'll willingly let go of his hand, right? and you have to quietly slip your hand back with his and reassure him that you're fine

i'm sorry but you won't be able to escape zayne's grip. at all. he sees what you're thinking of doing from a mile away and tightens his hold on your hand you won't be able to do anything.

rafayel would look at you like you betrayed him. he's disappointed, a bit mad, and definitely pouting. you'll have to hold his hand tightly and offer a few kisses of apology before you can even have him non-grumpy again

[cyanidas]

Me, ignoring the very real probability that the fandom has already created Evilien and has made countless edits and headcanons about the idea: lmao could you imagine if Evelien had an Anti ego that'd be so funny she'd be like "o? :o helo??" and Evilien would be like "hullooo >:3c" and Evelien would be like "(gasps in Dutch) I have a sister"

[esculentevil]

JSEgo Headcanon (15): Fur(y)

If there is ONE thing Marvin and Anti can agree on... it’s how much fun it is to get their cat hair on EVERYONE.

[thefanficmonster]

Hey can you make a moist cr1tikal x reader where they're sibling of a famous YouTuber and makes YouTube videos of their own and he's a big fan of

Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! I hope you don't mind the headcanons format, a full fic requires a long wait and I don't wanna put you through that so here it is! If you still want a full fic, don't be hesitant to ask! Enjoy 💕

Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal x Jacksepticeye's Sibling!Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

- As the younger sibling of none other than Jacksepticeye, you’ve had your fair share of second-hand fame over the years you’ve spent helping him grow his channel and attend conventions

- Over these years, you’ve garnered a certain love for content creating you never before thought you’d develop but you were more than happy to announce it to Jack who shared your enthusiasm and was your biggest supporter right from the get-go

- He still is the leader of your fan club much like you are of his

- Only difference is that now, that club actually has members other than him

- Albeit with his help, you managed to attract a decent amount of viewers to your streams every day until you hit a million subscribers within a time period of less than a year

- He was happier than you were, and that was not an easy task to achieve

- No, seriously, Evelien was worried you two would break the sound barrier with your shouting and cheering

- The way you officially celebrated that milestone, however, was not a classic party

- First of all, because of the raging Covid issue that was still at large play in the world at the time

- And second: Because you had made a promise to your brother

- Since you were dead-set on doing all you possibly could to get your own following and not piggyback off of his, you never collaborated on anything together

- There was not a single stream or video where you featured him and you had allowed only very few of his to feature you as a background lurker taking care of the technical stuff

- That being said, when Jack would complain on your avoidance of him like two siblings in high school (with a role reversal), you made him the promise

- “When, or if I reach 1 mil, we’ll collaborate, ok? Not only that, but we’ll play Among Us!”

- Ah, thinking back to that, do you feel the nostalgia?

- Time flies so quickly you’ve come to measure it in anniversaries rather than days and months

- Why anniversaries?

- Let’s get to that story, shall we?

- You were the last one to enter the lobby, having purposely been given a time later than intended so everyone could gather before your arrival

- You were nervous as all hell, palms sweaty, bouncing leg, restless fingers, the whole nine yards

- But the atmosphere that you were engulfed by, the warm wave of welcoming you felt wash over you when the people present greeted you, it was too overwhelmingly calming to no suppress that other dreadful feeling of anxiety within you

- Jack’s friends proved to be as nice as you had expected - even more so!

- Of course, you’d previously met Felix, Joel and Dave countless times you considered them your friends too at this point

- But there were also five people you adored there that you were yet to meet

- Rae, Corpse, Sykkuno, Toast and Charlie

- They were your idols from the very start of this career path of yours

- They were also the main reason behind your nervousness whereas, if it had only been the other three, Jack and you, you wouldn’t have bat an eye

- Each one of them congratulated you with so much genuineness, it made you feel like getting wrapped up in the most comforting, safe and warm hug in the world, further stifling your fears and worries

- It was impossible to stay nervous around people as wholesome, kind and sweet as them

- Truth is, you aren’t such an angel either, but you played the part nicely

- You couldn’t let your horns poke through during your first official time meeting some of these people, after all

- But, as any person with siblings can confirm, all it took was one snide remark from Jack to get you to roll your eyes and sass him right back

- Now that was the real you

- And, to your surprise, someone noticed the change right away

- “That’s why I find you so entertaining, that’s why I became a fan - you’ve got a quick wit and a knack for perfect timing whether that be a joke or sarcasm. I strongly respect people like that.”

- What surprised you even more was that this came from Charlie

- He was, at the time, the one you had the least amount of admiration for out of everyone in the group

- No specific reason, you had just never been too caught up with his content 

- But to hear that he was a fan of yours, it put your entire world out of balance

- And you being you, you had to even the field as to not feel like you had come off as rude later on

- “Oh, what a coincidence, I’m a fan of yours too!“

- Yeah, he still, till this day, pokes fun at you for that line and the high octave with which you said it

- It’s a golden moment, the perfect start to something even better

- At his offer/question, the two of you exchanged contact info and other social media after the stream ended and promised to talk about a collab soon

- Bad thing is, you couldn’t even focus on the excitement of the idea when you knew you were a con artist in the current scenario

- So, you did what any reasonable person would do: pulled an all-nighter watching his videos to get a clue as to what kind of content he put out and what his personality was like on camera

- Turns out, the camera probably makes no difference whatsoever, judging by his energy, he’s a crackhead 24/7

- And you were well aware you had enough of that energy for three lifetimes, but you were still willing to see it through and see where it would take you

- Well, since I’m from the future, I can tell you that it’s led you to an engagement

- Yup, almost two years following your meeting and a hundred collabs (the last of which was the proposal itself) later, you and Charlie live in a shared apartment, engaged to be married

- See what I meant when I said you count time in anniversaries now?

- There’s now two eras of your life you can clearly distinguish: medium chaos era and maximum chaos era

- The latter you’re still living out with your fiancée by your side

- If things go as planned, you’ll be living in this era till the obligatory ‘death do you part’

- Many things will change by then

- Hell, many things have already changed

- But one factor has remained a constant

- Charlie continues to watch each and every single one of your videos, giving Jack a run for his money for the position of leader of your fan club

- Speaking of Jack...

- He couldn’t be happier for the two of you, his body wouldn’t be able to contain a single ounce more of joy without combusting

- But he is quite salty about the idea of being taken down from his pedestal as your biggest fan

- Let’s be honest though, he stands no chance when compared to the man that’s head over heels in love with you and randomly tells you so in your stream chat just to make you giggle like a dummy mid-stream

- A love story of the times witnessed by thousands of people, what more can I say other than

- Beautiful

[shelsgovroomvroom]

I really adore the idea of Sean & gab already being in a relationship but you're the best friend of both of them and they talk to each other and they both like you romantically, could I possibly get some headcanons of what it would be like for them to treat best friend reader like they're part of the relationship but you're oblivious so they finally confess and everything is mutual and how you would live your day-to-day life being in a relationship with them after they confess, please and thank you, - 🦀

Okay this is such a great idea! Honestly I’ve been watching so much of Sean and Gab recently so writing poly for them is pretty much exactly what I’d like to do at the moment (I’m literally watching Gab play demon’s souls while writing this😂😂)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy 🖤🖤

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- for months both Sean and Evelien knew that they had feelings for you and also were vaguely aware that the other had feelings for you as well.

- one day Sean literally goes to Evelien and says “we both love her right?” And she just nods because she knows exactly who’s he’s talking about.

- from then on, you’re suddenly invited over so much more then before?

- it was always hard for you to hang out with both of them because you knew you loved them both and seeing them together but not with you hurt. So you hated to admit it, but you did avoid spending time with both of them when you could.

- then suddenly they’re both always inviting you over? And not even for any occasion, Sean will just text you and ask you to come over for dinner for literally no reason.

- they both ask you to come over so often that you can’t make up excuses every time. So end up going a fair few times.

- you expect like pizza and gaming but you actaully get steak and wine? You feel like you’ve accidentally stumbled upon date night.

- except that you’re clearly very included? And they’re both so happy that you’re there? Almost giddy in fact.

- and they’re both always trying to get you to stay later. Like you’ll be about to leave and then Sean suggests playing something or watching a movie and then suddenly it’s very late and Evelien insists you just stay the night.

- also if you ever suggest hanging out with one of them, then they both get so excited. You don’t know this of course, but when you invite one of them over they sprint the other and are like “SHE INVITED ME OVER!!!” And then they both get so excited.

- and they’re both much more touchy with you. Sean is always giving you hugs and Evelien even holds your hand a few times.

- when you stay over, you often have to borrow clothes and they don’t even pretend not to stare at that.

- you’re the one that brings it up eventually and they don’t even try to deny it.

[emelie-van-dalen]

EMELIE VAN DALEN

BIRTH NAME: Emelie Sarah van Dalen NICKNAME: Ems AGE+DOB: 31 years old, November 24th 1768 GENDER: Cis-female PRONOUNS: she/her NATIONALITY: Dutch  ETHNICITY: Unknown HOME TOWN: Leiden, the Netherlands and Liverpool, the United Kingdoms CURRENT LOCATION: London, the United Kingdoms OCCUPATION: Published Poet RELIGION: Protestant ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good/Neutral FAMILY: Emelie has two younger sisters: Eveliene & Leonie FACECLAIM: Zazie Beetz

+ Passionate, expressive, charming, observant, mesmerizing +/- Intelligent, ambitious, outspoken - manipulative, petty, insensitive

Rumours: Emelie writes poems for other lords and ladies as a side hustle She only ever goes up to a man to talk up her two sisters. She seems to be eying the ladies more. 

BIOGRAPHY

My mother always told me That flowers were meant to bloom at the first sign of the sun My mother never told me That she could also be wrong, that she could lie and cheat And she never meant to do so But her heart was as weak as the heart of any woman

For someone who loved her  I remember the flowers that did Shed their petals near the dusk and never bloomed again There small lifes bleeding onto the floors Sucked back to the earth to feed their kin I dreamt of being that flower

And then my life would make more sense I grew when things around me slept and died While they breathed in deep and out I watched the world go by, my heart yearning the sun But I loved the moon more When things around me slept and died

I bloomed at first sign

~

Love was never not meant to be without the bleeding heart The heart breaking and beating until the very pain became part of the heart itself With every breath and every step, I could feel love pushing me back to you For when I wasn’t it would envelop me And when I was it would still

But your body next to mind, your sweet voice and deep breath  Your deep deep and warm breath on my skin You drove the pain away, away till I felt no more But your love paining me once again

You made me something more, a flower that grew simply in the sun of your love Where once all I saw was death, I now saw what it was meant for To die without your love  I simply could no longer imagine

Even when I could no longer lay beneath your breath My heart had started beating painfully To stop now was simply impossible You had given me purpose without promise And I promise

~

They fawn their hands at me with great movement As if the simple gesture will move the world to their command Their hair shiny in the evening sun Reminding me of passing time and the difference For when I look outside it is not my world I see My world is gone and no longer mine But I kiss its feet still as if nothing has ever happened While imagining those feet are yours Only to pretend the warmth of the sun is yours

SUMMARY

Emelie was born in Leiden, the Netherlands, as the eldest daughter of Diderick van Dalen. She has two younger sisters and four younger brothers. All of them grew a sheltered life, with Emelie always being the odd one out. She wrote poetry from a young age, read all the books in the house before she was twelve, and was the apple of her father’s eye. He always brought her to dances and meetings because Emelie had a way of settling the mood in a room to her own devices. She would pick the best business partners for her father and while he chatted business kept their wives and children busy. 

Then she fell in love. Her love was hot and feverish and precious. The daughter of her father’s biggest investor and thus the possibility of being together were endless. But for a woman to love another woman like they did... when the family found out Emelie and her sisters were sent to live with family on the other side of the canal. And she was to never see her again. Most of the poems she writes now are in a way all meant for her first love. 

Her family being not as wealthy as most, not as famous as most, and perhaps most importantly: not English, Emelie knew getting her sisters a good match would be her main goal. Whether that pertains to talking up the two of them in front of rich gentlemen or sleeping around and starting rumours about the competition, Emelie is not someone who will give up easily. 

HEADCANONS

Writes poems for a publishing agency in London. Her business partner in that venture is @damien-keyes​

She also writes poems for anyone who can pay her enough.

Sleeps around with the ladies.

Her two younger sisters Eveliene and Leonie are adorable girls, one twenty-one, the other nineteen. They look a whole lot like her, but are incredibly different in personality. Her ability to charm a whole room of people has never been inherited by them. 

She’s fluent in English, Dutch, German, and French. Currently learning more Latin languages if she can.

Plays the piano.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

Women love women (open to women): While not technically only into women, Emelie does lean more towards them, especially now. She is eager to sleep with all the women she can, knowing she might be able to use that against them should their connections get in the way of a good match for her sisters.

Customers (open to all): As a published poet, Emelie spends most of her days spinning thoughts and images into words. She will gladly write a poem for your loved ones for the right price. 

Match my spirit (open to all): Emelie is a vibrant soul, she doesn’t make friends easily because she rarely shows her true face to people. She needs people who can match her wit and her quickness of speech, especially because she loses interest quickly.  

[deithwensworld]

Introduction

Ceàdmil evelien! 

As you may have understood from the profile picture and the greeting, I am a huge The Witcher fan. I’ve been one for about two years thanks to The Witcher 3. I have yet to play The Witcher 1 and 2, but I promise I will as soon as I get a decent PC! I have played Thronebreaker and I’ve spent about 700 hours on Gwent (Beta + Homecoming). I have also read the books and it’s thanks to them that I’ve started to like some characters that didn’t totally convice me in the games, like Emhyr, but this is the subject for another blog ;) That said...

What will you find in my blogs?

- The Witcher lore (characters, places, languages,...)

- TW theories, headcanons and characters analysis

- TW + MBTI (Myers and Briggs Type Indicator) and Enneagram and/or other types indicators

- TW chats

- TW art [I am not an artist, but I like to draw from time to time]

- Gwent Homecoming (decks, guides, news,...) [Btw, if you want to add me, my nickname is ElaineDeithwen]

[leeriverofwordsjordan]

📂

Useless headcanon from Post War:

Lee still has folders of CDs. His cousin Thomas convinces him to convert them into digital files.

Lee has an mp3 player.It a gift from Dina Evelien and he sometimes falls asleep listening to music. 

Later, he’ll have an ipod and he’ll try the Zune out. Regardless of the format, he always has a Must Sing for Karaoke playlist.

[nobodys-saviour]

l&ds boys, notes/slight hcs about how they speak

xavier is funny because he just seems innocent and clueless but he will absolutely wreck you. he's so fucking savage at times it's insane. but people probably let it pass because he says it in this soft, sleepy voice. he roasts you and you wouldn't even know it, and if you try to make a comeback the man is closing his eyes to sleep

zayne wants to be understood but has resigned himself to being misunderstood. his humour always falls flat because he says it in an icy (pun intended) voice, but it's there! he's caring and observant, people just don't immediately clock into it because he looks and sounds harsh. additionally, his rep precedes him

rafayel sounds playful, coy. the 'playboy' personality, if you will. but he's anything but that. the moment you respond to his advances this man blanks. suddenly nothing in his brain is working. suddenly he wants to return back into his shell. but as an artist, he has a way with words, and he always uses them, toys around them to say what he wants to say without ever actually saying it

[nobodys-saviour]

You know what I think? I think MC and Zayne got the eat together habit after the death of her grandma (and caleb). like it would happen occasionally, before, but after their death zayne proposed their game of "choose a restaurant that the other will like" simply so she wouldn't be alone. because he knows she is.

[nobodys-saviour]

l&ds boys hc's

cooking:

rafayel: can, but normally won't and likelier to just eat out

xavier: normally can't, but can do hotpots

zayne: can and is meticulous about it, but is not opposed to eating/ordering out because his time is almost always limited

baking:

rafayel: kinda? but he likes the designing process more

xavier: a hazard

zayne: measures everything so precisely it's insane, but doesn't normally bake because time consuming

bonus:

caleb can cook, he can't bake for shit

thomas cannot cook nor can he bake but he makes the most delicious cocktails so,,,

tara isn't super confident in her cooking but she likes learning!!! her mother is still teaching her

dr noah: hes feral he just eats whatever /hj

[nobodys-saviour]

i think zayne does finger hearts. because the hospital pr people made him do it once. the first time MC sees him do it is when a patient of his insisted they take a photo together and MC happened to be passing by.

patient & zayne: 🫰🫰🫰🫰

MC:

after that she's gonna badger him to do it when they take photos every time

[nobodys-saviour]

caleb 100% knows how to tie MC's hair. he's well versed and have practice. pigtails, two to four strand braids, buns, he KNOWS them for sure .

[nobodys-saviour]

rating the l&ds characters on how likely i think they'll do a douyin/tiktok trend w mc

Tara - she's the bestie!!!!!! 849292729137292929/10

Captain Jenna - you think you won't be able to do it but she's a cool boss she'll totes be down for it 8/10

Xavier - might need a long, long explaining to do, but once he gets it he'll do it. 9/10

Nero - will try, won't be able to keep up/would be very awkward 4/10

Yvonne - down to do it provided she isn't suuuper busy 10/10

Greyson - down to do it provided Zayne isn't around. 7/10

Zayne - says he won't do it but if it's MC.... might be convinced to do it. 5/10 because of the uncertainty and the fact he'll have you retake it because "if we're gonna do it, you have to do it correctly"

Thomas - down to do it, but in a "collab influencer" way. very risky. 6/10

Rafayel - whines and complains but does it and does it well. 8/10

Caleb - will ruin the video, but funnily. 15/10

[nobodys-saviour]

l&ds as figure skaters—

rafayel - all the artistry, none of the quads. would risk getting minuses and whatnot if he feels like a banned move would fit his choreo better 💀 (to the disappointment of his coach thomas, and the delight of his aunt talia). designs his own costumes and they have FLAIR. been acting in ice shows/plays and enjoying it

xavier - great and fluid, got all the quad jumps. choreo and artistry is lacking, but the costumes are always so sparkly he's so riveting to watch. coach arthur is trying his best to be strict but xavi does what he wants and what he wants is to sleep. still gets to the podium so no one can really complain

zayne - his costumes are so boring they're always a muted palette, someone call security. every movement is calculated in his head. never botched a jump, ever. the ice almost always seems to cooperate with him.

caleb - got his ass injured and currently pulled out of all competitions. might go to ice dance with MC or something, lol

[nobodys-saviour]

i want everyone to know that as soon as MC's sufficiently close to Xavier and found out about you know what, she did that meme/parody of twilight with him and posted it on tiktok