#heeeeeeeeeeeeelp

[sharks3ye]

I got boreddd hi

[desire-mona]

good morning (12:46 am) i just woke up (12:46 am) and im doing really well actually (12:46 am) and am not dreading waking up for work because im gonna be well rested (12:47 am)

[telvess]

Could someone please recommend any fluff stories with Gojo Satoru?

[girafeduvexin]

club de soutien pour les gens qui n'en peuvent PLUS de tous les articles sur Pierre Palmade, qu'est-ce qu'on s'en FOUT de l'avis de Julien Lepers

[wine-dark-soup]

[cainstar]

omg Sunday sucks so much I hate my life I hate everything I have su much to do but I'm so bored that I can't do anything

[repldemiurge]

[applexi]

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[arecaceae175]

Three sentence prompt game time!!!!

Send a word or phrase into my ask box and I’ll write a little drabble response! It will not be three sentences, that’s just the name of the game.

I will include your word or phrase directly in the drabble response

Include a character or two if you want. If not I’ll choose whoever the muse wants

Include a genre if you want! Options could be angst, drama, fluff, humor, hurt/comfort, or any others you can think of!!!

Help I’m bored! I’m at new job and I don’t know enough do actually do things yet so please, I beg of you, send me prompts 😂 (/light hearted)

[cerealandchoccymilk]

🤔🤔🤔might need a lobotomy tbh

[scentedfictural]

God I love novels in verse

[lanaispunk]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[howlingday]

Qrow: So there I was, back to back with bitches. Bottle in my right hand, hundred lien in my left, and ready to bless these thots with my divine sauce.

Jaune: What the hell is divine sauce?

Qrow: Oh, well, I'm glad you asked.

Cinder: Has anyone seen Karen?

Jaune: You mean Cardin? I saw him over there arguing with the DJ.

Cardin: Look, I'm telling you! It's a simple request; "Explain This Feel"! It's a fucking cult classic!

Neo: (Shrugs)

Cardin: The fuck do you mean, "Meh"?!

Jaune: Ooh! I know this song!

Cinder: Well, it looks like someone recognizes you.

Jaune: Huh?

In front of Jaune, Qrow, and Cinder, danced a beautiful red-head with the most gorgeous emerald eyes they had ever seen. Wearing a wry smirk, she swayed her hips side-to-side in a hypnotic rhythm. With a wink, she licked her lips at the three.

Jaune: Is... Is she looking at me?

Qrow: Pfuh! As if! She's looking at the Harbinger, baby~!

Cinder: Yeah, that's not as sexy as you think it is.

Qrow: Watch and learn, kids. (Walks over, Chuckles) OH SHIT! (Flies backwards)

Jaune: ...So, she is looking at me.

Cinder: Well don't just sit there! Get up and go talk to her!

Jaune: W-Well, what do I say?

Cinder: Try one of your annoying pick-up lines.

Jaune: Uh, okay. Like, "Hey, beautiful. Are you my shield? Because I'd like to slide my sword into you~."

Cinder: Ugh, gross. Definitely not what you'd normally say.

Jaune: Uh, okay. "Pardon me, but I couldn't help but notice you're dancing alone, and thought you might like some company?"

Cinder: Somehow, that'd even creepier.

Jaune: "Hi, my name is Jaune"?

Cinder: (Sighs) And that's too fucking formal.

Qrow: Look, kid, just go up to her and be yourself.

Cinder: No! That is the exact opposite he needs to be!

Qrow: Shush! Listen, kid; a man is only a man if he's as comfortable in his own skin as the armor he wears. Being able to talk to a beautiful woman the same as you'd talk to your friends is the true mark of a huntsman. Now go on, my son. Spit your game!

Jaune: Yes, sir! (Gets up, Walk over)

Cinder: You really think he has a chance?

Jaune: Uh, h-hi! I'm, uh- I'm Jaune Arc. What's your-

Qrow: Fuck no! If I couldn't get it, what makes you think he's got a shot.

Jaune: Oh! You're hugging me! Oh! O-Oh, that feels nice...

Cinder: Not gonna lie, that's totally fucked up.

Jaune: O-Ow! Did you just bite me?! Why did you- Ow! Ow!

Qrow: How is it fucked up?!

Cinder: Because, he- Oh shit! He got it!

Qrow: What?!

Jaune and the mysterious woman were now entangled on the floor, with Jaune pinned beneath her. He thrusts his body into hers, dry humping as she moans. He screams as she buries herself deep into his neck, catching the eyes of numerous patrons around him.

Jaune: HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Pyrrha: (Sucking on his neck) Mm~!

Cinder: Well, color me surprised. The knight has game.

Qrow: This is bullshit! That should be me macking with the hottie on the dancefloor!

Cinder: Oh, spare me...

[sanctaignorantia]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!

[feeltheblue0914]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[apathetic-graffiti]

Back with another — HEEEEEEEELLP!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! HELP ME!

HEEEEEEEELP