#hehe thanks beloved uwu

[humanmaybe]

Tagged by @neighborlyarson (hehe ily)

Last song I listened to: THE SAME WORMS THAT EAT ME WILL SOMEDAY EAT YOU TOO

Last show I watched: Gf and I are watching The Last Of Us as it comes out but we haven't seen past the first episode LOL, still it looks so so so good so far and I'm loving every second (and crying)

… The real answer is that we're also trying to watch that Demon Slayer anime. I like the artistic choices, the plot is interesting/cute, but oh boy. I know I'm picky about anime but there are just certain tropes that get on my nerves and listening to that orange guy scream and whine all the time makes me want to just stop watching purely bc of him LMAO. The Annoying Coward Character Trope ruins most shows for me dfgsjdf but I'm trying to push past it

Last movie I watched: Knives Out with my dad, we still need to watch Glass Onion and I'm excited for it! I love a good detective story and Knives Out is a very fun one :3 We also watched The Menu, definitely more of a horror/thriller story but I liked the commentary and it was actually pretty funny sometimes. Definitely creative and a new fave!

Currently reading: … Technically I'm still reading the book about wetboys SHFGDKJ but I don't see myself continuing that any time soon (for those curious: it's the first book in the Night Angel trilogy. It fucking sucks, it contains a lot of pedophilia actual child R*PE, general shitty transphobic/homophobic/misogynistic/racist subtext, and its not even written well. It feels like the author played assassins creed and skyrim and then wrote shitty fanfiction about it. Idk why my friend gave this book to me. Don't read it.)

Current obsession: Besides my own custom blorbos? The Magnus Archives. Finally a podcast I can listen to without being so very bored. But if we talkin' MY blorbos *Microwaves The Lord & Lady of Ascension In My Brain*

Tagging: @kenjiyoru @hydepotions @skullpill

[whipbogard]

do you have a bruharvey comic reading list ?

Lmfao I personally feel like every Harvey-centric comic is somewhat a BruHarvey comic if you squint 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This list is in no way exhaustive and I'm pretty sure I've missed out some very important stuff but nevertheless, this is what I could think off at the top of my head:

Disclaimer: I'm bad at continuity. And I won't call some of these excellent writing but they did give me all the delicious bruharv moments.

Batman - A Lonely Place of Dying - Some nice parallels between Batman and Two-Face were made in here when they're busy trying to outwit each other. This is mainly focused on Bruce's angst post-Jason's death and it is rather delicious for the angst-lover. And also origin story for Robin Tim.

Batman: Year One - That infamous scene where Batman hid under Harvey's desk. That's it. That's big reason enough for you to read it. (Harvey is also exceptionally hansum in here. Will always be one of my fav Harveys).

Two-Face: Year One - Chummy college days, Bruce hanging out at Harvey's office late and night and also the one where 2F didn't listen to the coin and spared Bruce's life :^)

Batman: Eye of the Beholder - The one where Jim introduced Harvey to Batman and then they started hanging out together and left Jim out. JK JK JK LOL but it sure felt like that 🤣 In all honesty though, this is one of--if not--the best Harvey story out there so please read it anyway!!!!

Batman: Face The Face - This takes place sometime after Batman: Hush (where if you recall, Harvey betrayed Tommy to save Bruce's ass uwu). Harvey is somewhat "cured" now that his face is fixed. He go about protecting Gotham in Bruce's absence. And oh, Harvey recalling the 30 days whirlwind of a romance with Bruce where they trained together and also went for dinner dates and movies (I KID YOU NOT)---and obviously got 2F very upset LOL.

All-Star Batman: My Own Worst Enemy - The one where Bruce and Harvey went on a cross-country trip while being handcuffed together. Also a look into their childhood together at that very weird school lol

Batman and Robin #24 - #28 (The Big Burn) - This is 2F's origin story for current continuity. The one where Harvey called Bruce a Prince (while looking at his own reflection on a knight armour) and Bruce called Harvey "dummy" affectionately. Also here we learn that Harvey had known that Bruce is Batman since forever and has been protecting that secret from 2F.

Detective Comics #989 - #993 (Deface The Face) - My beloved Gotham Justice Triumvirate reuniting and working together!!!! The ending to this arc truly fulfilled my love for that chasing game between a hero and a villain tbh uwu

Detective Comics #1020 - #1024 (Ugly Heart & Prelude to Joker War) - It started out weird enough with 2F having a cult of some sort and having real weird erotic ritual involving the coin (lbr you know I'd join this cult in a heartbeat LOL). Again, this arc emphasized on Harvey's struggles to protect Bruce and his identity from 2F. And Harvey teaming up with Bruce to beat Joker's talons!!!!! It ended with 2F being suppressed and a somewhat "reformed" Harvey in Blackgate being visited by Matches. I like this arc for a lot of shippy reasons lmfao ("Promises, promises" hehe)

Detective Comics #1062 - present - The current craze. An excellently written Harvey by Ram V and Simon Spurrier. I look forward to where this is heading! (As of now, seems like Harvey has stopped making an appearance but I sure hope he'll come back again!!!)

ADDITIONAL MENTIONS

The Doom That Came to Gotham - This is a depressing Elseworlds story with Lovecraft elements but the BruHarvey in here is absolutely golden and even more so in the movie version.

Batman 1989 Newspaper Comics - I have yet to go through this tbh but there are a lot of good bruharv moments in here and thIS ONE RIGHT HERE I s2G GETS ME ALL THE TIME

THAT IS ALL!!! Thanks for asking me this because now I have a proper record to refer to since I'm so bad with arc names and issues etc 🤣

[hakucho-art]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

question: what r three things you like about ur art? and what is ur current fav art piece of urs? <3

also bonus touken headcanon: they’re in their married era, but still new relationship, and while they’ve more comfortable — kaneki still seems hesitant sometimes when he reaches to her, in initiating any sort of skin ship, like he’s unsure of howwhen. Touka finds it endearing and kind of laughable considering they just had a blow ur mind sex like an hour ago, but here kaneki is looking so unsure of how to put his arms around her shoulders. This man is ridiculous. God she loves him.

But sometimes — he catches her completely off guard. They’re were doing smth… idk, making coffee??? And Kaneki makes this voice pitched with alarm and touka bends over to see him fumbling with this amateur thing she KNOWS he can do with his eyes closed and is like wow… Kaneki??? Did you get off the bed on the wrong side???? What is wrong with you. But it turns out it was all a plot for her to give him a cheek kiss without her knowing.

Touka blinks, as she just registers where her lips where and looks up at kaneki who has this big silly smile that says “gotcha” and gives her butterfly in stomach…

URGH I LOVE THEM… they’re so cute (also forgive me if this is out of character. I am out of touch)

You're out of touch... I'm out of tiiiime....

THANK YOU BELOVED AHHHH 💕💕💕

OKI OKI, first the questions sjdvjw

Three things I like about my art

Hmmmm lately I've been feeling more happy with my coloring! I feel like finally I've kind of understood what I'm doing and feel more experienced with it. I also like how my sketches look, sketching is always my favorite part and making some cleaned sketches with pencil again has been really nice uwu. And I like how I draw faces! Lately they have been more simplistic but generally, I do like them.

Your favorite art piece?

UHHH, actually a piece for a zine so I cant post it here yet but my current favorite touken piece of mine are these two (because im indecisive)

The left one because for once I properly colored them (usually I get lazy with my touken pieces since theyre very indulgent wjvdjwhd) and the other because I adore the style there a lot, especially how kaneki looks🥺 definitely want to try using it more!

NOW TO YOUR SWEET HEADCANON AHHHH, you never disappoint with the touken fluff wjvdjwvdjwvdhwh♥️♥️😭

FIRST OF ALL, mischievous kaneki is ADORABLE and we need more of him. Here and there he can be a little tricksy, especially when he wants to get back to touka because she so often does little pranks and messes with him hehe

Kaneki not knowing how to approach casual intimacy while they fuck everyday is so funny and canon 😭💕 touka is just as ridiculous, kaneki calls her cute and she gets a massive blush as if they havent been dating for MONTHS.

Also, I didnt fully understand the last part. So kaneki tricked her into giving him a cheek kiss or did kaneki give her a cheek kiss 👀 either way, its adorable because kaneki making silly little pranks that are basically just kisses and snuggles orz. Kill me with the fluff, HELP. Touka feeling a little Bad because his pranks are so innocent and loving while he suffers a little when she pranks him JWVJDDVJD

[youmagnificentbeast]

hiya jazz! this is an iwtv ask, if you would enjoy to partake:

🖤 favourite character

❤️ favourite episode

🖤 favourite relationship

❤️ favourite quote

🖤 favourite scene/bit

❤️ favourite bts or promo

i hope you didn't think i forgot, i was just waiting for it not to be too warm to have electronics running in my flat 🫠

🖤 favourite character

daniel!!!!!!!! bitchy old man!!!!!! GRGRGRGRGRRRRR

❤️ favourite episode

2.05 is just SOOO GOOD

🖤 favourite relationship

devil's minion my beloved i can't wait for them to be SOOOOOOOOO awful together <3

❤️ favourite quote

... i actually can't think of any quote. guess i have to rewatch?

🖤 favourite scene/bit

whenever daniel gets bitchy an angel gets its wings

❤️ favourite bts or promo

the "Eric Bogosian has questions" where him and Assad are like "lol hehe budding relationship, can't wait since i met you uwu" THEY ARE INSANE!!!!!!

thank you so much for your ask 💌

[naffeclipse]

Hhhhhhhh <3 I just need to tell you Cryptid Sightings in the last week ish was step one to my brain rot revival and dragging my ass halfway out of the hermit hole. So... Thank you very much for making it impossible for me to stay not-rabid because THOSE TWO(THREE?) ARE A GEM. Still working towards fully catching up but... *Heavy breathing* the reveal, my beloved. uwu

Hey, Feral!!! Ahhhh, it's so good to see you back on the dashboard!!! ♥

Ahahaha, I'm always happy to hear that Cryptid Sighting is inflicting brain rot hehe

Thank you so much! Enjoy reading! ♥

[daz4i]

random questions for a random night :)

favorite bsd villain?

favorite universe? (books, animes, tv shows, movies, theatre, anything really)

best english va on bsd?

name three of your favorite blogs :D (if you want to)

do you play an instrument?

any movie you wanna recommend?

hope your night gets better!

aaaaaah thank you friend!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🖤🖤🖤

1. *wearing a "#1 nikolai stan" hat and a shirt that says "I<3NIKOLAI"* francis :)

2. oooooooo this is a tough one!!! i wanna say borderlands tbh, it's very versatile and unique and fun and interesting to explore :3 (if this is what you meant oof sorry if not!)

3. kaiji tang my beloved he's doing such a good job. also everyone on the guild is so perfectly casted and doing amazing i can't pick just one

4. oooooooo feeling a bit bad picking favorites hehe 👉👈 if you're reading this then you're tagged here now. you're my favorite :]

5. i know a bit of drums, but i'm very rusty ;0 i can work my way around a piano if needed but not like i'm gonna play entire songs blind or smth hehe. so. technically no. but i'm doing my best

6. if you've never seen 'now you see me' 1&2 you should check them out uwu esp if you like heist movies! they're very fun :D

[elmaxlys]

002 for utaren and/or 003 for adam?

Ooh thank you hehe 🌹❤

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you: Utaren edition

When I started shipping them:

Back when I first read the manga, when I reached chapters 111 to 113. Man, I was hooked. Their young selves did something irreversible to me lmao, and then Uta hit me with the old tattoo meaning and I was Gone.

It was in 2014, iirc. I started TG when it was over but before :re was published (by the time i was finished, :re was 7 chapters in, very precisely xD i remember bc it's the chapter Nishiki calls Haise Kaneki)

My thoughts:

I've talked about this extensively in the past but yeah their friendship is insanely important to me. The way they go on about "you're my friend" it makes me bonkers. They are the definition of what relationships should be, in my book. Friendship first and foremost and above all, for better or worse. They are The QPP™. Absolutely legendary. First ship to make me so gone. I often say Percabeth was my first OTP but nothing consumed me quite like Utaren did before they did. They're my OTQP? I guess? xD

What makes me happy about them:

Yeah, their friendship. How ride or die they are about each other. Able to rip each other to shreds but will also risk their lives to save the other. How accepting Renji is of Uta's clownship (before it threatens Touka lmao). The unconditional love. The brutality of it.

What makes me sad about them:

"Nec possum tecum uiuere nec sine te". doesn't make me sad per se but ouch anyway. The abandonment Uta felt when Renji left. The intricate knowledge Uta has that he can't be by his side but they can't be apart either - to the point of getting it tattooed. On his fucking neck.

Help.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Making it sexual. I don't read much TG fanfics these days (or at least not new ones. i reread my favs instead) so idk what's the trend regarding them but back then I never liked them smut. Feels unnatural.

Also once I read a fic in which one said "ily" to the other (they were in a relationship already) and the other got up and left and they broke up??? What's up with that. I genuinely don't get why saying ily to your boyfriend would make him leave?? isn't that why you're dating?? Anyway.

Things I look for in fanfic:

4th ward era. "graphic depiction of violence" is always welcome.

My favorite Them Fic

My wishlist:

They're already perfect, thank you.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

No one tbh. They're both too aro for that.

My happily ever after for them:

I think what we got in canon is the best that could have been for them. It's a half return to what they used to be..

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you: ADAM edition

How I feel about this character:

I feel too many things in too much quantity. I feel love, I feel grief, I feel protectiveness, I feel something sink in my stomach and something lift me in the sky. He is my most beloved, my husband, the light of my days. He makes me smile, he makes me oh so happy and he's one of the reasons I cry at night. He is everything to me.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

Langa, of course. Kiriko, also and also of course. Both in the EDEN and Adakiri/LoveMantis way and in the EDENMantis way uwu

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

With Tadashi, kink dom/sub relationship, with deep deep devotion on Tadashi's side and slowly recovering trust and friendship.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

Depends on unpopular where. If it's in the entire western sk8 fandom, the unpopular opinion would be ADAM is absolutely amazing both character-wise and person-wise. He's the best and he deserves so much love.

If we're talking ADAM fandom, it would be that He Is Not A Slut. He is the very opposite of that.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I wish Cherry would apologize to him. I wish he'd managed to kill Reki. I wish we would know more of his past, especially regarding Kiriko. That's three things. Who cares.

Favorite friendship for this character:

With Tadashi, as kids. With Joe and Cherry, as teens. With Langa (and with Kiriko in my dreams), as adults.

My crossover ship:

With Matsuri (TG). I don't exactly ship it and it wouldn't work anyway because they're both doms but it's fun thinking about them meeting and becoming friends.

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The Ask Game

[stellamancer]

niku beloved.... for the ask game, can i request the answers to numbers 1, 3 and 12?

of course u can precious widdol namoda. uwu thank u for asking!!!

what’s the fic youre most proud of?

my default answer is none of them LMAO. but it's maybe this fic i did for a valentine's exchange a few years ago. because it was a one-shot that broke 10k. i was amazed.

3. what fic are you emotionally attached to?

it's prolly my long deku fic because deku and it's... packed with so many attempts of wish fulfillment that it's not even funny. i'm determined to finish it one day!!! one day....(„ಡωಡ„)

12. What’s your perfect environment to create/write?

uhhhh. i have to be comfy. i used to write laying down a lot so i think maybe doing that too. my computer is at a desk but i generally write in bed.... hehe.... when i do... write. „ಡωಡ„)

[deep fic writer asks]

[weird-dere]

Hi Twyla! I bring you sunflowers to thank you for your presence here 🩶

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

Hehe hi beloved Ace :3 🫶🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you for the pretty flowers!! Gonna take the best care of them so they live forever :D. And when I look at and smell them, I will always think of u 🥰.

I love you sm, my darling!

And thank YOU as well for being here <3333. Not only choosing to be on this app but also choosing to be here on Earth each day uwu.

I hope the sun shines on you, my sweet 😘💋💋💋.

A bouquet for you as well because you absolutely deserve it 💐☀️🩷

[calowlmitygoddess]

HELLO LOVE OF MY LIFE -- artist asks: 4, 11, and 29!

HEHE THANK YOU BELOVED UWU

4- people hugging/kissing i literally cannot draw two characters close its so hard to figure out the anatomy when limbs and body parts overlay.

11- Yesss, either the most cursed mashups i can find (my favourite is shaxicula wich is Love Shack+ Dragula+ Toxic) or regular video essays

29- HMMM thats hard because if i like something i just take parts of it, but id say most anime i watch like Demon Slayer, SPY x Family and Chainsaw man, i really enjoy but didnt inspired me that much

[cuddlyscribe]

WASSUP CUDDLY MY BELOVED. I’ve got a hankering for some Rock Lee Accidental Creampie and I know you can deliver uwu

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THIS 😭😭I hope you still enjoy nonetheless ❤️ Rock Lee fans? Come get your meal 😎

tag list! (DM to join!) shhhh I know I forgot this when I first posted it just pretend with me ➜ @gera-gera-chan @arysha-brs @birds-have-teeth @clemmywrites @simply-trash5 @dahlias-love @helloyellowsheeps 

I know this doesn't really have any bearing on the accidental cream pie bit here, but I am first and foremost imagining how loud Lee is

He's extremely vocal to the point where you might wanna cover his mouth for him if you're feeling particularly rough

The accidental creampie in question happens when you were riding (hehe) high on Rock Lee's compliments and unwavering praise of you

He couldn't stop telling you how good you were fucking him, and from the look on his face, the man was seeing goddamn stars

Now, I headcanon that one of Lee's favorite positions is with you on top. He loves to admire you from this angle, let his hands wander and please you in as many ways as possible

Lee was letting the worlds tumble from him, the sound of skin hitting skin making his eyes roll in the back of his head though he never stopped speaking

As it would with anyone, you were getting close to reaching your high Lee is fucking BIG and he was hitting you in all the right places

Lee's words were becoming hollow echos in your head as you continued to mercilessly ride his cock

He certainly wasn't complaining, but Lee was getting close. Lee's words switched from praising you to begging for you to let up a bit so he wouldn't cum right then and there

But as it happened, you were too far gone. You continued to bounce up and down, the delicious burn in your thighs keeping you moving until you heard Lee groan loudly beneath you

That familiar warmth shot up inside of you, driving you to cum not too long after

The look on his face... He was embarrassed. Which why should he be?? that was HOT

But you understood, reassuring him that you felt amazing, and that there was nothing wrong with a little accidental creampie

You even strike a bit of an apologetic tone, realizing he had been begging you to wait and pause for a minute. Now it's his turn to reassure you that it was fine. Hell, it was MORE than fine

Seeing you so out of it, riding him so well that you were in another plane of existence, made his face burn red

[barbathoes]

FUCK, I was too caught up simping for him on his birthday (Ｔ▽Ｔ), Happy belated birthday, Ajax this is for you. ♡

-You would send him a letter a month earlier since sometimes it would take a bit of time to get to him, that letter would contain how he should go back home on his birthday, of course it would be signed by his little brother, hehe his family was in on it.

-So there he was, tired from the travel though the thought of his family waiting for him is what motivated him to go back, the Fatui gave him some gifts of course, though it won't defeat his beloved family. He opens the door and was greeted by a sword, He blocked it of course he was about to yell before he saw you, pulling those party poppers on his face with a big shit-eating grin on your face, "Happy Birthday, Ajax" you said before moving away, to let him see how decorated it was, lots of food on the table, gifts stacked up just for him and his family on the side with balloons and other party stuff.

-You handed him a narwhal plush, giving him a small kiss on the cheek before smiling, It's a well-deserved celebration and break for his efforts. You, Ajax and his family partied like it was the last day on Tevyat, He was very much touched.

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Nsfw line

-It was already night time, The decorations was still up though the dishes we're now cleaned, confetti was all swept to the side, almost everyone was now asleep, Tartaglia was walking to his bedroom, which both of you share-

-He has been thinking of the 'other gift ' you got him when he was unwrapping presents, he could just sigh as his curiosity was killing him as he opened the door.

- Tartaglia was speechless to say the least, You on his bed, ribbon tied all over your body, barely covering your chest and body with a big red bow in the middle, your wrists tied up in a cute little bow

- "Happy Birthday, Ajax" You said with a giggle, your cheeks and ears we're burning and red, as you fon't know what he'll say next or if he even likes it.

-His neutral smile turned into a dark smirk as he sat beside you, his gloved hand trailing on you tummy to the ribbon that covering your wonderful chest from him, he leaned down to you, giving you a well deserved kiss as his hand went on your wrist, holding it down onto the plush pillow, leaning down on the ribbon and then biting it, slowly pulling the silk off your body, giving him full access to you

- "Thank you for the meal, Comrade" He said with a smirk as his head went down between your thighs.

-You'll be lucky if you ever get the chance to walk again after that night.

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Hope you like it uwu, Love this tangerine haired narwhal, he'll be close to my heart next to Barbathoe.

[smolkatsumi]

cuddly sleepy aymeric headcannons

aymeric is such a husband hehe

enjoy!

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> i think it’s for certain that aymeric de borel is one of the biggest workaholics that we know

> lucia just straight up catches him dozing off and sighs in disappointment; after which she’ll take whatever it was he was working on and more and walk out

> “please wake the lord commander and see to his return home. i’m sure our dear warrior of light is dozing off soundly at the borel manor without her dear ser.”

> lucia is 100% a shipper of you two, so say thank you lucia

> as aymeric is awaken he notes the time of the night, abruptly stands and briskly makes for the door, before bolting to the borel manor after leaving the sights of his temple knights

> he’s winded and worried when he gets home, pushing pass his staff for his room, knowing full well his beloved is awaiting him

> when he enters, he is met with the sight of your sleepy figure at the window looking out to Ishgard

> “i was wondering if my ser would ever make his way home to me. welcome home, aymeric love.”

> boom. aymeric is enamoured by your precious smile and warm gaze

> he smiles and makes his way toward you, kneeling before your sitting figure

> “my sincerest apologies, my dear, i lost track of time.”

> “all is forgiven, so long as you promise you’ll hold me till i awake the next morning.”

> “as my beloved requests.”

> no matter your height, this man will be big spoon UWU

> evident that he had a rough day, you will hold his head to your chest and caress his hair and he will snuggle into your embrace

> the same goes after a long journey with the scions, he will hold you and place soft kisses on the crown of your head and ensuring you know he is relieved of your safe return

> aymeric is your safe haven, as you are his 

> SO CUDDLE HIM OFTEN OKAY????

[moonlightchn]

🐺 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖘 🐺

January with the Chan's~

WEEEE HELLO HELLO AAAAAA ITS ME!!! A CHANNIE!!! ANDDDDD *DRUM SOUND TRUTRUTRUTRUTRU* MR PICKLE 🐸✨ AAAAAAA thank you thank you 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️ HEHDHEHE its been so long HHHHNNGGG im so excited to introduce yall mr pickle!!! isn't he so CUTE he's so smol he's like the tiniest ever a crumb of a FROGE! 🥺🥺🥺 AND HE SIT he's such a DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN HHHHHHHH ive been reading sooo much about how to take good care of him! I got him a tank to start working on his terrarium too! I hope I'm a good dad for him my son my beloved 😩💙 this month started off v chill v v low-key yknow just work here work there cleaning floors dealing with Karen's the usual ok retail world 🌎 other than THAT just been spending a looot of time home with pickle and baking brownies! chan said I should stop eating chocolate but I just love it yknow 😚🍫 tomorrow's lunar new year tho!! so I'll be sure to go home tonight to celebrate with the fam uwu ANYWHO everything's been v chill v normal around here hehe I hope everyone's been taking good care and enjoying the winter!

Ah, Channie really had a lot to share, uh? It's always nice to have him ramble a little. But really, how have you been? Has everyone been taking good care and staying healthy? I surely hope so. Remember that you are as important as everyone else! Look well after yourselves.

Hm, the beginning of the new year has been... Hectic already. Lots of work, lots of projects. Don't get me wrong, I love my job! I've been spending a lot of time at the studio, catching up with things and meeting new people- Ah, talking about people! I've noticed some good friends have gone lately, I just want to take a moment to wish them well. Wherever they are and whatever they're doing. I guess a lot of us have been busy lately, it's sometimes hard to balance well the things we enjoy with out responsibilities-. We also grow out of things, don't we? It's both sad but also rewarding somehow if you think about it. Anyway, it's always a little shame to see people go, but it'd always nice to see new people come around too! I guess, since I wasn't here to cheer on the new years, I can do it now.

Let's cheer for the new year and new beginnings. I hope 2022 treats everyone well.

Y'know... It feels good to be back.

Uh... I found this little idiot on the street earlier today when I left the club- Almost gets run over by a car. I looked around for his mom or owners but couldn't find anyone looking for him. Was gonna take him to a shelter but he kinda wouldn't let go of me when I brought him into the car so... I brought him home instead. Meet Comet I guess.

[shadyteacup]

This is a day late, but here's a birthday fic I wrote for my favorite man, Dazai♡

Happy Birthday, Love♡

"Good morning!"

A cheery voice echoed in Dazai's ear. He groaned at the noise. It was only 5 in the morning.

"Who?", he managed to grumble into the phone, shifting on his bed to stretch his legs.

"It's me, Dummy. Wake up and get ready. I'm picking you up in 5."

His eyes shot open. Why the fuck were you picking him up at 5.05 am on a fucking Saturday?

"Y/N, it's literally dark out there, "

"Shut up. Be ready!"

With that, you hung up.

Dazai groaned into his pillow, fisting the sheets and preparing himself to get out of bed.

He rolled off the edge, quite literally, and landed on his bum, hissing at the cold that kissed his ass.

He stumbled to get ready, pulling on his favourite hoodie and throwing on some jeans.

In exactly 5 minutes, his doorbell rang.

He huffed, pulling it open, and was about to whine when he took in the sight of you.

There you stood, a bright smile on your face and a bouquet in your arms.

On the flowers a hideously large note read, "Happy Birthday, Osa!"

He blinked, remembering that today was, infact, 19th June. The day he was born.

"Happy birthday, baby!"

You extended your arms, thrusting the flowers in his face. He smiled at you, accepting the flowers and pulling you in.

"Whoa-"

You were cut short by a pair of lips slamming down onto your own.

Dazai had you pinned to his door as he passionately kissed you, pouring all his love and thanks into it. He trailed his hand along your sides, eliciting an excited shiver down your spine. His tongue claimed your mouth as it's own, making you whimper at the intensity of the kiss.

You pushed his shoulders, trying to create some distance between your heaving chests.

"Not... not now!"

You grinned up at your whiny boyfriend.

"But why can't we just tear our clothes off and-"

"No! I'm not celebrating your special day like this."

He pouted, his angelic features almost making you give in. Almost.

"I have something planned for you, love. "

He smirked, leaning forward to kiss along your neck.

"Do you... really... want... to miss out... on this?"

He asked you between kisses. You gulped, pushing him away.

"No! Not now! Maybe later."

He grinned coyly at your flustered state, before yelping at the sudden pull of you grabbing his arm.

You pulled him out of the house, slamming the door behind you, and sprinting down the hall. He stumbled to keep up to you, your entwined fingers pulling him forward.

You reached down stairs to your motorcycle, putting your helmet on and tossing one towards your favorite brunet.

"Come on!"

You ushered him to sit behind you, and once he was seated, you revved you bike to life. You roared through the empty streets of Yokohama. Dazai felt excited, the rush of the wind against his face igniting a flame of exhilaration through his bones.

He hugged your waist, leaning into your warmth as the cool wind nipped at his skin, eliciting shivers.

He watched as the sun rose, it's reddish rays expanding over the land, like how the ocean usurps the sandy beach with every wave. He was left awestruck at how beautiful the city looked. There was so much beauty in this world. He was glad to be able to witness it. Especially glad that he was with you. You were another one of nature's beauties. He adored you so much. He maybe even loved you. But he wouldn't tell you that, for he wasn't sure if the feelings were reciprocated. Nonetheless, being able to spend time with you was a blessing from the heavens. He was going to cherish each every millisecond he got with you.

You maneuvered trough the twist and turns, and took your beloved to a hilltop. The view was splendid from up here. You parked, asking Dazai to get off as you turned the engine off.

"Beautiful..."

You heard him whisper as he looked over the city.

You smiled at his genuine adoration, pulling out a blanket from your bag.

"I know you like nature. I also know that you like food."

He turned towards your voice to see you sitting on a cute blanket that was laid out on the grass. Baskets of food and drinks surrounded you.

"I thought that a picnic is a perfect blend of the two!"

He grinned at your thoughtfulness and joined you.

You both spent quite a while just observing the city. How the darkness was slowly replaced by light. How the once lonely streets were filled with the buzz of humanity. Just Dazai's heart. It was so lonely and dark, then you filled it with light.

As you laid your head on his shoulder, you couldn't help but feel... complete. His warmth, his smell, his touch.. it was all way too familiar to you. You both hadn't even been dating that long, but just the thought of him made you smile. You longed to see him everyday. Hearing his voice made you feel lighthearted. His smile lit up your day. Everything about the man sitting next you made you happy. He was your serotonin boost.

You gulped at the intensity of your feelings. You cared for him, a little too much. It scared you. But you knew he felt the same way.

Everytime he leaned into your touch, subconsciously grasping onto your warmth, you realized that he loved you. He never said it to you, but you could see it in his eyes. You could see it in his tiny actions. The way he would smile the brightest smile ever, when he saw you after a long time, the way his eyes lit up when you laughed on one of his stupid jokes, the way he hugged you a little longer than he used to at the beginning. It all just adds up.

You tilt your head to stare at your love, only to find brown eyes peering down at you.

You blushed at being caught, hiding your face into his neck.

Cute chuckles followed by multiple head-kisses made you look back up at the gorgeous man.

"What are you thinking about?"

He asked, brushing your hair out of your eyes.

"You.", you replied with a smile.

He froze at your reply, a pink hue dusting his cheeks.

"Are you blushing?"

You asked incredulously.

He shook his head a little too quickly to seem convincing, turning away. You grasped his chin, forcing him to look you in the eyes.

Your intense gaze was full of adoration and it made Dazai's face heat up. You were looking at him with such gentleness. He didn't deserve you.

"I love you, Osamu."

He froze. It was a mere whisper, but it was enough to toss his world upside down.

You had finally opened up to him about your true feelings. You felt relieved to finally spill the beans. Your relief didn't last long, though, as your beloved was yet to reply.

You were beginning to worry.

Had you read into it all wrong? Maybe his affinity to your touch was merely a habit. Maybe he wasn't in love with you. Your mind was screaming at you for possibly ruining his special day. You had gone ahead and made it awkward.

"Hey, forget about it. I was not thinking straight, and-"

"I love you, too."

Now you froze. Y/N.exe has stopped working.

"What?"

You sat there, mouth agape. You had expected this, hadn't you? Until a few minutes ago, you had convinced yourself that he loved you back. Yes, you were confused for a second, but now he had told you that he loved you. So, why were you shocked? Why did it feel so good to hear those words from him?

He smiled at your frozen face, leaning forward to kiss you. You melted into his arms, telling him just how much he meant to you through the kiss. You loved how you didn't have to voice out your feelings with him. He simply understood you.

Your fingers threaded through his messy locks, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss. He grabbed your waist, lifting you up. You jumped at the opportunity and sat yourself on his lap. His hands took the liberty to express your back, creeping under your shirt to caress your soft skin. His skilled fingers teased their way higher and higher. You pushed him on his back, hovering over him, desperate to take control. He didn't let you break the kiss, pulling you down along with him.

A few moments later, it became hard to breathe, but his taste was intoxicating.

He pulled back first, grinning boyishly at you. Placing his forehead on yours, he licked his lips.

"Can't wait to claim you, tonight."

The meaning behind his words finally hit you, and you smacked his arm.

"Why would you say that?!"

"I'll make you scream your love for me, babe."

He winked.

You heated up, hiding your face in your arms. His chuckles made you want to fling a rock at his dumb head.

He was such a baby. But he was your baby. And as long as he was by your side, you would be content.

Hehe, idk if this was good enough, coz I wrote after a long time... but I love he so much uwu

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[dreaming-of-assclass]

Group 4 Adult hc’s please 😭 they’re all precious! Thank you for loving Group 4

YES OMG! I love this! And you’re so right 😭 They are so precious and I adore them 💜

WAIT. I wasn’t sure if you meant individual hc’s or ones of them all together 😭 If I messed this up, lmk and I’ll do new hc’s!!

Karma Akabane

He’s a distinguished bureaucrat by day, a compete fucking disaster by night

No who am I kidding

He brings chaos no matter what time

Lives to drive his co-workers insane, even if he gets along with them. It’s just a habit of him being around anyone lmao

His apartment is really expensive and nice...except it’s also a fucking mess.

See when he was a kid and lived alone, there was still a maid around. He didn’t live like a slob.

But as an adult with no supervision whatsoever....well, he kinda lets loose. A lot.

Drops his $500 suits right onto his floor, has piles of clothing around, his official government papers are laying everywhere, like Karma, isn’t that illegal??? Lmao

Invites his co-workers out for drinks, or he happily goes along if someone else invites him. Actually makes more of an effort to be social as an adult, surprisingly.

Irritates Terasaka whenever he gets to see him...which is fairly often hehe

Also likes to barge into Group 4’s lives...literally. Like he’ll randomly show up to Nagisa’s classroom, sneak onto Kayano’s film set, invite himself into the nursing home Kanzaki is at and befriend elderly people, etc.

No matter what though, you can’t change Karma lmao. He will go to ridiculous and edgy methods in his job, even snoop on government officials outside of work

You DO NOT want him as an enemy. If any politician crosses him, Terasaka tears up on their behalf. “Just try to survive, man.” “Uh, what?” “You’ll see.”

Competent adult rating: 5/10

Manami Okuda

It’s not surprising of course, but she’s totally dedicated to her work and research. Her loved ones have to remind her to take breaks often.

Her apartment is generally tidy because she’s barely there.

Her work desk space on the other hand...is hella messy lol. She tends to throw papers around in the middle of stuff, and there are a few old food containers or takeout boxes from late night work.

She likes to tie her hair up in a braided bun often, to keep it out of the way. That’s mandatory for lab work anyways.

Dresses in a lot of casual but comfy attire, like blouses, jeans, skirts and boots, etc.

Gets along well with her colleagues, but she still has that habit of being a little reserved. Like she won’t jump right into hanging out with them, only if she’s invited to.

Her communication skills have improved so much omg, let’s all be proud of her <3

She has a pet chameleon!! It’s name is Rutherford, after the chemist lol

Tomohito Sugino

He actually lives by the strictest guidelines out of all of them

Since he’s a professional athlete, he really has to take care of his body and maintain his physique.

So like...a diet focusing on proteins, vitamins, nutrients, lean meats, vegetables, etc. All that good stuff.

And he works out twice a day. Once in the morning, he goes out for a jog as cardio. Then in the evening, he’ll do a more strength-based workout for his core and biceps.

As usual, he is very social and makes friends super easily UwU. When he’s not focusing on work (this is rare) he likes to make plans with people often.

Can’t handle being alone for too long

Gets confused/annoyed by finance matters a lot lmao. Hates filing taxes and doing paperwork, treats it like a chore rather a necessity for adulting

He has a really popular Instagram page actually, given that he’s a well-known baseball player. He posts mostly selfies, pics with friends, workout mirror selfie’s lmao, and of course pics of his dog

She’s a golden Labrador named Kimi, and he adores her so much. She’s a puppy still but she’s very active and loving.

He becomes a really popular meme for his very tired facial expression during a particularly rough game. Sugino takes great pride in this lmao

Credit to @assclass-dump for this amazing idea: Sugino being like Tony Hawke, and literally no one recognizes him outside of his baseball uniform lmaooooo. I love that.

Kaede Kayano

She has her shit together...for the most part

Kayano’s fame as an actress only grows more and more as she gets older. She has a ton of awesome big roles, even internationally.

This is canon: she does her own stunts and she always amazes the entire crew, especially if her co-star is new to meeting her and had no idea.

Kayano tends to not always take care of herself that well though. She exercises and maintains a strong physique daily, but her meals tend to consist of like...a flimsy salad and a pudding cup and that’s it.

Her apartment is pretty taken care of for the most part, especially when she’s filming and only comes back for sleep.

On her off-months though, best believe this girl tries to chill at home for as much as she can lol. She needs that well-deserved rest.

Kayano visits Aguri’s grave once every month. She brings her favorite flowers and gives kind of a life update on everything. She cries every time.

During her lowest moments, she’ll open up the yearbook that Korosensei left for her. She’ll read all his encouraging notes, laugh at the goofy memories they made...

She stays in contact with Kanzaki and Sugino the most. It’s harder with Karma and Okuda who have very demanding jobs too...and Nagisa who is hyper-focused on teaching

Gets involved in a couple dating scandals and such because the media is bored and nosy. But she shuts that shit down so fast and ruthlessly.

Yukiko Kanzaki

Adulting definitely comes the easiest for her, out of all of them

At the residence care facility she works at, she’s known for being the chillest and prettiest nurse

Bonds with most of her patients very easily. She especially has a sweet spot for elderly women, since they remind her of her beloved grandmother

She also had learned to be more open and comfortable with expressing herself. Unlike her junior high self, she isn’t envied or disliked or treated as an idol.

She actively communicates with her co-workers and has become better at making connections.

In true Kanzaki fashion, she absolutely will speak out if an injustice happens near her, and this sadly can be common in elderly care homes.

She doesn’t tolerate mistreatment at all. She voices her concerns and objections in her usual classy way, but if nothing changes, she’ll be persistent and more aggressive.

Kanzaki lives in a fairly modest apartment not too far from work. She walks every morning to get fresh air and enjoy being outside. She also stops by a cafe for breakfast and brings something for a co-worker she’s especially close to.

Even though her family could afford to get something way nicer and more expensive, Kanzaki insisted they don’t. She wants to work hard and achieve things through effort.

Besides she’s always been curious about a more humble lifestyle. She finds that she actually enjoys it immensely.

Nagisa Shiota

Hey hey hey, it’s our favorite new teacher <3

Seriously Nagisa is super dedicated to his job. He spends a good portion of his free time making more plans and ideas for future lessons.

He’s also just...such a spectacular teacher.

No matter how difficult his students may be, he never treats them like they’re problems. He always gives them a lot of kindness and respect, which sadly they don’t get a lot from others.

Disciplines in a really good way, like he’ll correct them but won’t sound condescending. He doesn’t sugarcoat, he’ll be honest but absolutely will give new chances.

Also can be totally fun and goofy if the time calls for it. Doesn’t want his students to ever fear him or feel like he’s unapproachable.

Makes learning to be fun and creative, also connects with each student one-on-one for sure.

He lives in a super tiny apartment. That teacher salary bro 😔

Takes a train everyday for a short commute to get to work.

His apartment also is prone to being littered around with a bunch of teaching stuff until he gets to organizing it.

Is generally very liked by his colleagues! Some of them don’t really agree with his teaching style and think he’s too lenient, Nagisa doesn’t pay them mind.

Can cook really well but is prone to buying convenience store meals often, because of his schedule.

Keeps a photo of 3-E on his nightstand.