#heimskrs dead

[bloodied-hunters]

For my birthday, my brother gave me his gaming laptop. I, of course, got Skyrim. This is me now that I have access to console commands and better mods.

[bi-luminescentdragon]

If I was in Skyrim, I'd probably sit on the balcony of Dragonsreach and drop spit bombs at passersby. I'm an asshole.

[horrorvampirebatbite]

my favourite kind of quests in skyrim are the ones where you just have to kill someone but like theyre generally pretty harmless like theyre a one hit kill theyre dead before they can put up a fight especially later on in the game when youre high level and just about anyone is a one hit kill but it especially hits when its a normal citizen they dont even have a weapon maybe a lil iron knife. really opens up potential to suplex and thats the important thing altho sometimes i do just suplex random killable npcs as we know. sometimes theyre annoying

[bruceandmary]

When the mod's timing in Skyrim is just right...

Whiterun Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

(A bolt of lightning strikes him dead)

Heimskr: And there it is, friends!

[aliosne]

The good news is you don't have to fantasize about cutting down Heimskr you can just kill him. I have killed him every playthrough and the only consequence I have ever faced is that time his ghost somehow managed to hire hitmen for stealing his stuff after he was already dead.

I love that this is my first ask on this blog. Thank you anon for encouraging me (also wtf. He would sic hitmen on you from beyond the grave. He would.)

[caeca-iustitia]

So.

I am adding a few more NPC muses to this blog that you can interact with if you so choose but that won't be seen too often on the blog outside of direct interactions.

NPC Muses:

Kayleigh Valentine (Vincent's Youngest Daughter - Age 10)

Dominique Valentine (Vincent's 2nd Youngest Daughter - Age 16)

Heimskr Alberich (Kaeya's Father - Age 36)

Dawn Ragnvindr (Diluc And Kaeya's Youngest Sister - Age 17)

Yue Valentine (Vincent's Mother - Age 28)

Jacqueline Valentine (Vincent's Younger Sister - Age 19)

Grimoire Valentine (Vincent's Father - Age 40)

Secret NPC #1 (??? - Age 6)

Secret NPC #2 (??? - Age 6)

Hopefully you will enjoy having a handful of other muses to interact with and this list may help clear up any confusion about who someone is to one of the muses mentioned above.

As Kaeya's father hasn't been revealed yet- and there is much speculation as to who he is- Heimskr is simply a placeholder until we get more information about the man who left Kaeya in Mondstadt as a kid.

I would also like to state that Heimskr and Grimoire are not good people. They have both hurt people and will continue to do so. Grimoire is an abusive asshole who beat the shit out of Vincent for no reason and Heimskr manipulated Anneliese into marrying him so he could gain power. Heimskr also did not care for Kaeya and merely used him as a tool to further manipulate Anneliese.

Just to add to this; 4 of these muses are dead. Heimskr, Yue, Grimoire and Jacqueline are technically no longer alive so have either been bought back from the dead as the age they died or are younger than the age they died. However, if you'd like to interact with the ghostly forms of these muses then that is also an option.

^-^

[platypan]

(Just Skyrim mod perms, ignore lol) I’m posting these so we have all the links and images easily accessible

Alternate Start Voiced by CinnaMewRoll

Ambience by Molave

Amorous Adventures by Foxfingers

Armor Animation (And Yield 2.0) by Niklass

Bandit Lines Expansion (Also Civil War Lines Expansion, Immersive Rejections, Sleeping Expanded, NPCs react to Necromancy, And Taunt Your Enemies) by Jayserpa

Bards - Go the F to Sleep by Megaman2k

Better Hearthfire Intro Letter by Tathrin (💕)

Blankets of Skyrim by tan Uploaded by Thynar��

Bury Sinderion, Food For The Thirsty, For The Love Of Talos, Gift From A Friend, No Need To Ask (Bounty Is Served), Taarie’s Dialogue Fix, and Welcome Back To The Bee And Barb, all by Tarlazo

Chilled Dogs by andi5000

The Courier Crew, Courier Delivers to NPCs and The Courier Crew - Voices patch, Me So Hungry, Must Be My Imagination, Yield To Me - Tyrannic Bounty Hunter by Giamel

Creation Club Farming - Tweaks Enhancements and Quest Expansion, Farkas Come Out, Favor Quests Separated, Hide and Seek Grants Sneak XP, Narrative Gameplay Consistent Dialogue Tweaks, no Awkward Laughs, No Swing Warnings When Wielding Tools, Only Dead Lovers Cause Inheritance Letters,  by AndrealphusVIII

Crime Overhaul by chinagreenelvis

Don't Recruit Me and Well Known Mercenaries by Horrible Andy

Dynamic fires by woodbyte uploaded by geovar

Enchanced Immersive Nazeem Dialogue Overhaul [sic] by Surjamte

Extended Encounters by Jonx0r

Faction Fixes SE by Acid Zebra

Faction Warfare by TwinCrows

Fix For Not Being Able To Hear Heimskr From Across Whiterun by FMArthur

Follow Me and Swim After Me by Tonycubed2 - Sands of Time Team

Followers can Relax by King Coin Uploaded by KingCoin

Generated Voice Pack for Alternate Perspective - Alternate Start by DRJOHNZOIDBERGMD

Grateful Beggars by sync67

Guard Dialogue Overhaul SE by Eckss Uploaded by Argonil

Guards Found Your Sweet Roll by dsp2oo3

Heimskr only preaches on weekends by Komm

Honor the Dead by ckirkland

Humorous Naked Comments Animated Version - SE port by Alkanine

Immersive Naked Comments by JeremeW5257

Immersive Realistic Party Clothing Overhaul Enhanced Revised Special Edition by Parapets

Immersive Speechcraft by SirSalami

Improved Dialogue Project SE - Rorikstead by SabatoMods

Improved Dialogue Project SE - Saturalia by SabatoMods

Jaree-Ra Ignores Crime by Nyx

Less Generic Housecarls - Argis (Markarth) Dialogue Expansion and Quest by Dama Karmelowa

Mistwatch Ending - More Options by Featherstone

More Painful Death Sounds SE by XxTWDxX Uploaded by RumblestrutPig

More to Say by abramcf

✅ Been Notified

Mourning Dialogue by WhyHello128

Mourning Restored by Bethesda Uploaded by DuskyB

Poison Love Letters by LumenMystic

Positive Undressed Reactions by Everglaid

Quieter Dead Thralls by unblest

Skyrim Reputation by dcyren

Respectful Guard Animations by JeremeW5257

Sagas of Sellswords - Immersive Warrior Trainers and Mentors by BrainBlasted

Sensible Draugr Speech - conditional taunts by Galgana

Settings for combat music by Amras Anarion

[boethiah]

Wanna hear some tes drama I got into today in elder scrolls online? I know some people don't like it and it's far from perfect, I however really enjoy playing it. However, some skyrim stormcloak bros also play it. Unfortunately.

Some dude was having a HUGE rant in chat about how characters where talking about the eight instead of nine and how Talos was a true god. Thing is, Talos isn't even swimming is his dads ballsack at this point. So I told him that. And how lorewise there is only 8 divines at the time teso takes place. He. Lost. His. Shit. All caps in the chat. In game whispers and emails. He even send me worms with a threat of putting me in the ground (I mean, thanks for the worms bud, those are actually useful to me). Other people got involved. He send them worms as well. This guy just has pockets full of worms and screams about Talos. He finds me in game. Challenges me to a duel. I accept, defeat him. He sends more worms and a dagger. I thank him for the loot. He calls me alls sorts of crap int chat that is censored by the game itself so basically all I see is "******* and ******* in you ******". All that over a shitty dead fictional dude that at that point in time isn't even born yet. I had a blast tbh. And I have worms, so much worms. Time to go finish my angler achievement.

oc concept: heimskr but he's throwing handfuls of worms at people

[crimsonsairina]

New Chapter Posted! Click below the image to read.

Chapters: 23: Dead End

Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls Online

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Relationships: Alistair (Dragon Age)/Female Dovahkiin | Dragonborn, Zevran Arainai/Original Female Character(s), Cullen Rutherford/Original Female Character(s), Female Nerevarine/Original Male Character

Characters: Hadvar (Elder Scrolls), Ralof (Elder Scrolls), Elder Scrolls!Alistair Theirin, Elder Scrolls!Zevran Arainai, Elder Scrolls!Cullen Rutherford, Elenwen (Skyrim), General Tullius, Divayth Fyr, Yagrum Bagarn, Ulfric Stormcloak, Keeper Carcette, Arvel the Swift, Balgruuf the Greater, Proventus Avenicci, Irileth (Elder Scrolls), Heimskr (Elder Scrolls), Danica Pure-Spring, Farkas (Elder Scrolls), Original Characters, Alvor (Elder Scrolls), Sigrid (Skyrim), Dorthe (Elder Scrolls), Female Dunmer Nerevarine, Alduin (Elder Scrolls), Female Imperial Dovahkiin | Dragonborn, Aela the Huntress, Ria (Elder Scrolls), Jodar-Ri (Toe Beans), Delphine (Elder Scrolls), Faendal (Elder Scrolls), Orgnar (Elder Scrolls), Sven (Elder Scrolls)

Additional Tags: Helgen (Elder Scrolls), Riverwood (Elder Scrolls), Whiterun (Elder Scrolls), Modern Characters in Skyrim, with art, Has Soundtrack Music, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Vigilants of Stendarr - Freeform, Daedra Worship (Elder Scrolls), Destruction of Helgen, Reference to Vomit, mention of vomit, rockjoint, mention of diseases, Mention of COVID-19, Character Death, Minor Character Death, Arvel lives, Heimskr dies, Bleak Falls Barrow

Series: Part 6 of The Stormcrown Prophecy

Summary:

Off our heroes go to find the damsel in distress. But what if what they find causes them distress?

Cover art by SnippetsRUs and @savnanigans

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

(Made a separate post for length, both are tagged under TES Lore)

Oh man, oh buddy, oh pal, @lancelotlikeslewds I am totally taking this as an excuse to talk about those things.

Quote Kirkbride: “Pelinal was and is an insane collective swarmform war-fractal from the Future, you betcha”

As that may have informed you, former developer Michael Kirkbride imagined Pelinal Whitestrake as basically Terminator meets Doomguy but against elves specifically. See, Pelinal was noted for mentioning events and people from the future (like Reman Cyrodiil) and for having plate mail armor despite being from a time when only Dwemer had such technology. Of course, it should also be mentioned that several details imply both that he had a connection to both Akatosh (once mentioning that he saw him see pelinal stare at Akatosh) and Lorkhan as a Shezzarine. There’s also the fact that he would get so violent against any elves that once, he nearly made the Aedra leave the world in disgust. Which is impressive as by that point (the Merethic Era) the Aedra had already given themselves over to Nirn. That said, as most of this is Kirkbride Lore, you are free to take it as you wish, since Bethesda’s official policy on his writings has basically become “not not canon until we directly mention it in game” (see Heimskr’s preachings, which are basically an example of Kirkbride’s ideas becoming canon).

Crouching Tiger, Transmogrified Dragon

Far off in the Fantasy Japanese reaches of Akavir, one of the peoples are the tiger beastfolk, the Ka Po’Tun. Their leader, Tosh Raka, is claimed to have become a Dragon. How is unknown, but many assume a Tower to be involved, as those often can be used to assume godhood (Also Martin becoming an Avatar of Akatosh using the Amulet of Kings, the powering Stone for White-Gold Tower, springs to mind). Also of note, Tosh Raka is an anagram of Akatosh with an extra R added in. Hmm...

Sheogorath, The Sithis Shaped Hole In The World

Of the Daedric Princes, few are so powerful and strange quite like Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. See, that name of “The Sithis-Shaped Hole” isn’t just a name. Sheogorath is (well at this point, was) the cursed form of Jyggalag, Daedric Prince of Order. In other words, his is a form of “Is-Not”, AKA what Sithis represents. Where Jyggalag had been powerful but predictable, Sheogorath was slightly less powerful, but now has access to every original thought in existence, and also is a master of lateral thinking. As a result, he has gotten one over every other Daedric Prince as described in “16 Accords of Madness”. His domains include Art, Free Will, and to an extent Chaos. Thunderstorms and butterflies serve as symbols of his. Notable tales of Sheogorath include him using a songbird to trick a Werebeast of Hircine into literally tearing itself apart, tricking Malacath into killing a noble Orc who was his son, and driving a Vaermina worshipper to madness simply by not giving him horrifying dreams, leading the worshipper to believe Vaermina had abandoned him. Interstingly, some Khajiit tribes of Elsweyr (who Worship him as “The Skooma Cat”) believe him to be dead and replaced... which is, uh, kind of true after The Shivering Isles.

Notable artifacts include The Fork of Horripilation (a seemingly ordinary dinner fork that prevents magicka regeneration), Wabbajack (a staff that transforms things into other things like Dremora, bunnies, sweetrolls, and piles of gold coins), The Staff of Everscamp (forcefully binds scamps to whoever picks it up and also makes them unable to get rid of the Staff unless someone willingly takes it or leaves it at a certain shrine to Sheogorath), and the Memory Wand (which can manipulate memories. Notably, it even works on Sheogorath, as an adventurer named Talym Rend was able to use the wand to force the Sheogorath that was the Champion of Cyrodiil to relive the previous Sheogorath’s memories as Jyggalag, something which pains him greatly. Must be cringe).

[simone-boccanegra]

so I made a High Elf

his name is Athanael

he’s a Thalmor spy/assassin

step 1 find that dead Thalmor at the Shrine of Talos near the Guardian Stones and steal his stuff 

step 2 install a bunch of Elven/Glass armour mods and also I found a Noldor mod which has gorgeous armours

step 3 blaze through Bleak Falls Barrow and unleash destruction hell on the draugr

step 4 go to Whiterun and assassinate Heimskr

also that wandering bard always seems to be hostile? no idea why

I met the wedding guests and they attacked me on sight? I didn’t even do anything

[blookmallow]

i finally decided to join the imperials... i dont think i trust the empire entirely and im not clear on the politics of skyrim but i have decided i Do Not Like the stormcloaks and would like to help kick them and their racism outta here

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HADVAR

IM GONNA PRETEND I DIDNT FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU FOR A WHILE THERE WHAT IS UP

he was my first friend even if he did almost have me executed 

i forgot all about him telling me i should join the legion ages ago.... we meet again

shit got real SUPER fast the stormcloaks announced an attack on whiterun, so i was like oh fuck oh shit thats like my home town, i will NOT stand for this, 

im missing some screenshots here for some reason but the stormcloaks launched their attack and EVERYTHING WAS ON FIRE IT WAS VERY ALARMING. I WAS SO AFRAID PEOPLE WERE GONNA GET HURT but i dont think anyone got dead other than like. unnamed soldiers/guards i havent found any bodies or noticed anyone missing

i moved my family to solitude shortly before this (which i had been planning on doing anyway bc the whiterun house is just too small for. three moms and two kids) (i feel bad about lydia being left there but thats not important right now) which i hoped meant they would also be safer

however, for SOME REASON the game seemed to forget where lucia was supposed to be and she showed up anyway 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CHILD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE GET OUT 

she didn’t react to the. events going on around her and had a line from solitude, and later reappeared back in my solitude house where she’s supposed to be, but, still, why :’  ) 

WE WON 

one of the stands got busted :( it was fixed later on though

there’s another building that’s still smashed up but i dont remember what it was before, im assuming it must’ve been someone’s house since all the businesses/etc seem to still be intact but i dunno 

found a bunch of guards stuck confusedly trying to run into the blockade thing here after the battle was over bc they couldn’t get back to their posts or whatever they were trying to do :’) 

hhhaaahahahahahaaaa heimskr’s house got fucked up 

i already killed him ages ago bc he would not shut up so i dont know how he would’ve responded to this if he was still alive 

or like. maybe he’s supposed to die here anyway so it doesnt rly matter that i killed him, i dont know,

kind of ironic that the one guy in town who loudly supports the stormcloaks all day would’ve been the one person whose house got destroyed by them, 

or possibly one of two people. i still dont know what that other building was 

you can’t go in there anymore now and apparently everything inside it has been replaced with the void 

im not really sure why im still allowed to just waltz right into ulfric’s palace after this lmao but. i can in fact still do that 

it also occurred to me that i could Probably just fucking. kill ulfric unless he’s essential until whatever point he’s supposed to die (shout out to my dad for spoiling that for me lmao but then its not really that surprising) but i dont really want the entire city of windhelm after me if i cant kill him in one shot and i also dont want to potentially break the entire questline

all i know is whenever i do get around to it, he’s got it comin

[tel-naga]

With Heimskr dead, Jasmine reflects upon her journey to Skyrim. At first she thought she’d hate this assignment, but this mission made her realise something. Though she hates Nords, she loves killing them just a little bit more.

[thekamki-gw2]

A small sketchy comic of how Flixi and Vevi first met? :’^)

Flixi was attempting to resurrect corpses late at night near the Grove- (A comic/story for another time- bwaha) After gathering a pile of bodies she works hard into the night when something comes to life from the pile- but it turns out to only be Vevina awakening. Maybe waking up in a pile of her dead brethren would mentally scar her. : ^ )

[voxel-loves-you]

Paarthurnax

How I feel about this character:Dragon husband. Mario. Biggest, glitchy pain in my ass, but fuck The Blades, he isn’t being killed! NEVAR!

All the people I ship romantically with this character:Uhhh. ??

My non-romantic OTP for this character:Raptor Tits. They are bffs.

My unpopular opinion about this character:The only unpopular opinion about my perfect dragon boy is that he should be dead. COME AT ME!

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon:I wish I could go on a shopping extravaganza with him in Whiterun. We’d intimidate Belethor into retirement. We’d make Nazeem stop talking about the Cloud District. Like really dude, stfu. And we’d unrelenting force Heimskr into the stratosphere. Also we’d eat dinner with my boy Jarl Balgruuf.

[dolorousheart]

Follower Dialogue

Original: [ghartokpadhome]

Copy and fill out with what your character’s dialogue would be if they were a Follower in the Elder Scrolls! 

Elerrína - infiltrator and low-key necromancer

Initiating conversation:

“Can I be of some.....assistance?”

“If you come bearing insults, then leave.  However, if it’s coin or free drinks that you’re offering, then, please, do take a seat.”

Exiting conversation:

“Very well then.”

“Shadow hide us.”

Asked to wait:

“Don’t take too long, will you.  Otherwise I’ll have to presume you're dead.”

Spoken to whilst waiting:

“Shall we continue on together, now?” - Initiating conversation.

“Oh, good.  I was beginning to get rather restless, waiting here.” - Asked to continue following.

“I do have other, more useful, skills, apart from standing around and looking pretty.” / “*sigh*  Phynaster preserve me.  Away with you, then, but make haste.” - Conversation exited without being asked to follow.

Asked to move/interact:

“But of course.” - Command given.

“That was a jest, right?” / “I’m capable of performing many a task, but THAT is certainly not one of them.” - Command denied.

“Ah, there we are.” / “All done.” - Command completed.

Asked to trade items:

“How about I just take your excess wine, hm?  That way I can ease both our burdens.”

“A horse may cost considerably more, but it would moan considerably less.  Something to ponder on, each time you ask this of me.”

Dismissed:

“Farewell then, and may the shadows keep you safe.”

“Oh?  Well, should you be in need of my services, I’ll be back/here in Solitude.”

After dismissal:

“You know, you weren’t such terrible company, as I first assumed you’d be.  Why, I wouldn’t mind working with you again sometime, if you’re ever inclined.”

“I have to admit, ‘twas more exciting delving to the bottom of a ruin, than to the bottom of this bottle.  Perhaps you’ll allow me to accompany you, once more?”

Combat:

“[taunting chuckle]”

“Now you see me...” - Before casting invisibility. 

“Is that the best you can conjure?!” - In combat with conjurer.

“Well, let’s see how you deal with THIS!”

“Death take you, already!”

“To be with you all again......at last...” - Defeated by enemies.

“It didn’t have to end this way.” / “So much for the diplomatic route.” - Enemies defeated.

Other Dialogue (Specific cities, locations, situations, etc.)

“Aahhh, the College of Winterhold.  A place to learn nothing, and in the arse end of nowhere.” - College of Winterhold

“I was here for a brief time.  As a student, of course.  I remember having to put up a curtain for privacy, due to its lack of doors.” - College of Winterhold, Hall of Attainment

“Some people look at these ruins and see a giant chest filled with treasure.  I look at these ruins and see a giant coffin made of scrap metal.” - Dwemer Ruins

“Nothing in these places but dust and bones.  Neither seeming to remain settled for too long.” - Nordic Ruins

“The buildings... the beds... the minds of the people...  Nothing but a pile of rocks, the lot of it.” - Markarth

“For a Nordic city, it’s surprisingly clean.  Hence why I stay here.” - Solitude

“These people live in a frozen wasteland that smells like a heap of dung, on the best of days.  What could they possibly be having nightmares about?  Bathing?” - Dawnstar, after hearing talk of nightmares.

“Oh, for the love of the Eight.  Must we stand around listening to this fool blather on?” - Whiterun, within close proximity to Heimskr.

“Well isn’t this a charming place.” - Falkreath

“So many died because of a nonexistent god, when they could have lived for so much more.  Shame.” - Falkreath Cemetery. 

“I truly feel for the Dunmer, living here.  No mer should ever have to live like this.” - Windhelm

“I’d keep a tight hold of your coin purse, if I were you.  This place has a reputation for a reason.” - Riften

“I certainly wouldn’t say no to a drink, while we’re here.” - At any inn.

“I’m not particularly fond of caves.  They bring back unsettling memories.” - Entering any cave.