#hellsing asks

[cry-ptidd]

Ok so u know how predatory pets bring live prey animals into the house. Do Laura or Alucard do that to Integra at the estate while she's trying to meet with people over serious business?

(Yes, this is inspired by a true story. No, I have not yet found where the chipmunk ran.)

Now i doubt they would bring LIVE prey because these two are killing machines and they both get scolded if they spook the guests too bad, but they absolutely do that thing where a cat brings its owner a dead mouse. Except instead of a mouse it’s a still-pulsating pile of gore and viscera and they plop it on integra’s nice carpet

[alucard-ask]

The bored itch has yet to be scratched, where the fuck is Anderson when I need him?!

[wyervan]

I don’t know why but your slasher Moon is reminding me of Jan Valentine from hellsing for some reason.

... I mean how could I not see it?

[tokoyamisstuff]

Hey there hope you’re doing well just wondering what kind of jobs do you think the characters of hellsing have in a normal life?

Ayoo here's a collection of silly ideas from the Hellsing Discord mostly (and some scraps of my last braincells):

Alucard teaches history and is obsessed with wars specifically. Infodumps about brutal facts a concerningly amount.

Anderson would be either a librarian, a kindergarden teacher every parent feels mildly intimidated by (but the kids love him very much), or a theology professor.

Seras would be a personal trainer or a bodyguard that always gets underestemated until she kicks their butt.

Integra was supposed to inherit her father's business but became a lawyer that specializes in enforcing human rights.

Walter is an undercover agent that works as a butler to unveil Arthur's massive tax fraud.

Pip is a temp worker that's talented with everything but still can't keep a job for two weeks straight because of his attitude.

Maxwell becomes one of those redpill influencers that sells bullshit to his naive followers and makes thirst edits of himself.

Heinkel gives classes for material arts or sports.

Yumie would be a school counselor or a nurse with an open ear for everyone.

Jan and Luke own the club they had in Hellsing Gonzo. Jan ends up in prison often but his brother somehow always bails him out.

The Captain is an ex-soldier with a lot of confirmed kills. Retires to become a dog-walker or work in an animal shelter.

The Major would either be an evil CEO or the leader of a cult-like commune that claims they don't fit into today's society (definetly commits felonies either way).

The Doc would be a chef, a fashion designer, or one of those surgeons with questionable PHD that offers body modification operations in his basement.

Rip writes dark romance novels that sell surprisingly well with the booktok girlies (we all know her Tumblr would be fire).

Zorin is a tattoo artist with a side business on etsy (she scams people by selling fake magic stuff).

Dandy has no job, he literally scams people with gambling and card tricks.

[moliathh]

hellsing organisation shenanigans

supernatural/barbie mugshot redraw: og pic

[sacchiri]

r/malelivingspace

[breezyxxl]

A queen's greetings 👑

[atomra]

uuuwwhhhghh Im still thinking about anderson and atom and only have an hour at a time to draw them so... here is some sketches ive been doing

[shions-new-blog-of-stuff]

"This is where you're supposed to close your eyes."

[cry-ptidd]

I’m very curious, is laura a fluffy werewolf or a shorthair werewolf 👀

Fluffy as hell

[alucard-ask]

Can I gives you a kiss?

Why would you want to kiss me?

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Best spooky anime girls?

Seras is truly amazing!

[mirthfulmoonshine]

Street fight

[moliathh]

inspired by this tweet

[shinjisdone]

Same person who sent in the last Vlad ask, I was thinking about the last point I made about MC giving Vlad copies of Alucard’s stuff to try and get him to remember.

Imagine over time MC gets more comfortable around Vlad as they begin to learn more about him. As they learn more about what made Vlad - and by extension Alucard - the way that he is, they begin to miss him and wish they could talk to him about all this stuff. They’re still kinda fearful of him, but it’s not as bad as before.

And then one night Vlad and MC are talking and MC leans their head on Vlad’s shoulder and fully admits that they care about Vlad and miss Alucard. Coincidentally, this is the moment all their efforts to jog Vlad’s memories kick in and before MC knows it they hear a quiet “You missed me?” coming from the man beside them, without the Romanian accent.

And they’re silent for a few tense moments because they realize they just admitted that they care about and missed the possessive vampire who is obsessed with them.

Ooooooohh mhm, thats the good stuff

Honestly, even maybe feeling him change from the armor to his cloak or flesh as he looks down at you with a more groomed appearance. Hair short, skin clean and his eyes - perhaps for once they are unusually soft. Tender. He cannot believe what you said.

"You missed me?" A genuine touch of kindness, humanity for something like him. He, with only needing to be himself, was worthy enough for a human to miss his presence. His voice and quirks, his touch and demeanor. You missed it. Him.

Now you can't eacape.

[zestyaahbutler]

Yearning about the au of my divorced babes